@@infinitysynthesisEven if that was the case, she went down to the same level by dumping the pizza on the ground and tossing the box. She responded by having a tantrum and littering which as she herself then peoved presented a slip hazard to other people. If they had been messing wth her, rather than be the bigger person, she chose to act like that and got karma.
@@infinitysynthesis And I never stated that you said she was innocent. I really wish people would actually read and understand comments before posting replies. I simply said that even if she was innocent, being messed around by the staff did not justify her behaviour. She behaved just as immaturely as you suggested they might have been.
In this moment, yes. Right up tuere with Pol Pot, Sadaam Hussein, Stalin, FDR, Margaret Thatcher, my 5th grade teacher Mrs. Walberg, and, of course, Hitler. Combined.
:01 I hope you all know how miraculous that Cherokee forced landing was; they all walked away and they just missed that bystander who was probably thinking '...never seen that before!'.
remember: if you have an usecured trampoline that blows off and damages property in a windstorm... YOU are liable for the damages. TIE YOUR TRAMPOLINES DOWN.
*Thanks to this video for reminding me that everyone can have a bad day… as long as it happens in a funny video! 🤣 It's like winning a grand prize for all those falls!*
I also hate people that address the moment as "FailArmy" like the guy did, makes it feel more like this was an intentional thing and also shows little regard for the person. Obviously the kid getting their candle blown out wasn't a huge thing but still not something you just immediately laugh at like a jackass and go "FailArmy" because you found your 5 seconds of fame.
@TheUnbenchable1 I don't see it that way. If you see a fight and go "worldstar" it's not like they planned the fight specifically for worldstar (usually not anyway but everyone is desperate for their 15 minutes of fame so who knows)
That was a bull, not a cow, and it was frightened at being on a hard, slippery surface when it had never been on one before. It couldn't get any traction with its hooves.
@@jotade2098 weird thing to comment but okay, he looked quite the opposite to me. he looked like he was disoriented and didnt know what was happening around him
Who cares about the lunatic defying gravity in a gas can when there is probably a baby in that stroller out with Mom enjoying the park. Blissfully unaware of someone unable to pilot an aircraft until three seconds before complete anarchy. Letting them walk away would be like lining up on Darwin's ear, and going to town.
@@nicholascrow8133 ... What risks do people assume when they decide to walk to the park with their child VS those a pilot takes on when they decide to act like a bird???
0:38 don’t get too close from your hair from candle or it’ll burn away. 4:38 this kid felt embarrassed after realizing he did break the tv from that toy.
Apparently the womenfolk played a prank on the men and got them dissolving swim trunks. I've heard of them before but hadn't ever seen anyone actually get pranked by it.
Guessing you've never ridden a motorcycle then? You have to twist the throttle to accelerate. This pulls you back and since you are holding onto the throttle, it can actually give it even more gas. It can also be just people not knowing how to ride, panicking , not used to the controls, or something called "target fixation"
@@turbo2ltr I've ridden mopeds, scooters, motorcycles (both enduro and cross), and ATVs, but I've never personally experienced this reaction. I once tried to teach an elderly woman to ride a Suzuki PV, but that 'instinct' always kicked in, and I had to call it quits on the lessons. I’d guess it’s more of a psychological or instinctive reaction rather than a mechanical one - just my speculation, of course.
It's the same instinct that causes people to keep accelerating after their car was just hit or they've hit someone else, or after they've just run into a building, or some other inexplicable vehicular situation. Call it the instinct for extinction.
Yes...Michael Jackson special....and she sits there ignoring it, even though its on fire right in front of her...Goths...so moody and wrapped up in themselves and how deep and meaningful they are, that they dont even care if they are on fire...
7:54 Yeah, FailArmy, but I'm ticked off on Lilly's behalf; she was looking forward to that! (it does beat the many Cake Drops we've seen, but still...)
Sorry but people doing amazing gymnastics moves and they have not quite perfected them? That ain't a fail. Unless you have done gymnastics or watched your kid progress for many years in competitive gymnastics, you have no idea.
Agreed, and add failed skateboard tricks, bike jumps and wake board wipe outs to that "not needed" list. I'm just happy they no longer contain 2 or more parachute wrap-ups.
To the point videos, no useless narration, no time wasting slow motion.👍
New to Fail Army, are you?
Not if they're mentioning the narration that s***'s been around a long time @@Nezben
I miss AI narration and self-promotion 🥺🥺Also, needs way more sponsored content or ads
A lot of useless beeps though.
A big thank you to all the people who selflessly put themselves in harm's way to check gravity is still working.
LOL!
I'm kind of shocked at just how many people get out of their vehicles without putting in park 🤨
.....or put the emergency/park/hand brake on!
Or decide to fly a drone in the house.
@@WackoMcGoose What if you have a newer vehicle that doesn't have a key?
@@kkoch666 I will admit that _is_ a flaw in the strategy, yes...
No lie there. I guess it's because I grew up on a hill, but I always use the parking brake, too. What reason exists to not use it?
"Oh my god Steven are you alright?"
Steven: *dead*
Same thought!
Narrator: Stephen was not alright.
Steven did not look alright after falling from that skateboard
*Stéaviñ* : Déad
If I had a Dollar for every time I've seen a dance pole fall over I'd quit working....
Same thing whenever an innocent bystander gets whacked at a Piñata event too..😅😅
I am surprised how many people have stripper poles in their homes.
I have seen hundreds, maybe already thousands of these videos here on UA-cam with these poles breaking mirrors and TV's 😂😂.
So true
Straight up blows my mind how often they're not secured properly...
Especially considering the damage they can do when they go flying lol
@@Rasarel exactly, like why do they always hit a mirror or glass or something
Pizza dudes should have just laughed and went about their day. Screw that lady.
@@infinitysynthesis Nah! Her behavior completely feels like a boomer behavior.
@@infinitysynthesisEven if that was the case, she went down to the same level by dumping the pizza on the ground and tossing the box. She responded by having a tantrum and littering which as she herself then peoved presented a slip hazard to other people.
If they had been messing wth her, rather than be the bigger person, she chose to act like that and got karma.
That wasn't a dude?
@@infinitysynthesis And I never stated that you said she was innocent. I really wish people would actually read and understand comments before posting replies.
I simply said that even if she was innocent, being messed around by the staff did not justify her behaviour. She behaved just as immaturely as you suggested they might have been.
That was hilarious, she tried to be a little shit and rocked her own 🤣
The cow trying to high tail it out of there like a naughty kid lol.
That was a bull, and it was frightened at being on a hard, slippery surface--the deck---when it's never been on one before.
5:20 When he thought relaxing was easy, but the chair disagreed! 😂😂😂
Um, if that was the dad who said fail army after the little girl had her birthday candle blown out, you're the absolute worst.
so glad people pointing that out!
Really? With all the choices of worst people in the world, you pick the dad?
@@bertblue9683Fr
Yup, makes me wonder if he put the other kid up to it 🤔
In this moment, yes. Right up tuere with Pol Pot, Sadaam Hussein, Stalin, FDR, Margaret Thatcher, my 5th grade teacher Mrs. Walberg, and, of course, Hitler. Combined.
2:07 The sound of the javelin hitting the floor was epic
Sounds like a gong
bonk! 😂
6:07 Wheelbarrows. They remain among the most versatile tools of failure known to Man.
7:35 you know she'll try to sue the store because it didn't say to not dump the pizza out and step on it and that it's a slip hazard.
:01 I hope you all know how miraculous that Cherokee forced landing was; they all walked away and they just missed that bystander who was probably thinking '...never seen that before!'.
"Bystander" was golfer ready to putt. Lucky SOB!
Oh that was a Cherokee? I was thinking Mooney first but the tail was wrong. Then I figured it was a Cirrus. Nice plane either way.
I believe that was here in Sacramento at Haggin Oaks Golf Course
remember: if you have an usecured trampoline that blows off and damages property in a windstorm... YOU are liable for the damages. TIE YOUR TRAMPOLINES DOWN.
Probably most people never knew they should secure the things, so how can they "remember" what wasn't known?
4:02 cow goes over hand rail without any damage that's a good hand rail lol. Love your videos keep up the hard work.
*Thanks to this video for reminding me that everyone can have a bad day… as long as it happens in a funny video! 🤣 It's like winning a grand prize for all those falls!*
At 7.40 with pizza Karen, hope they went outside to ask her to stop making the shop front look untidy!
8:01 I would have been p*ssed if someone else blew out my birthday cake candles too.
I also hate people that address the moment as "FailArmy" like the guy did, makes it feel more like this was an intentional thing and also shows little regard for the person. Obviously the kid getting their candle blown out wasn't a huge thing but still not something you just immediately laugh at like a jackass and go "FailArmy" because you found your 5 seconds of fame.
@TheUnbenchable1 I don't see it that way. If you see a fight and go "worldstar" it's not like they planned the fight specifically for worldstar (usually not anyway but everyone is desperate for their 15 minutes of fame so who knows)
Yeah everyone knows you can't just re-light that ONE candle, the wish is gone now...
Even golf fails are boring!
Especially golf fails.
Your sense of humor is unbeatable! Best comedy channel ever!
Cow in third clip was like: what happened to you buddy?
and someone called her a second before: holy cow
That was a bull, not a cow, and it was frightened at being on a hard, slippery surface when it had never been on one before. It couldn't get any traction with its hooves.
@@andjel It was a bull, not a cow.
7:28 she throws a pizza out of the box and on the floor on purpose and steps on it. Karma came right after.
5:55 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the first time doing a backup of a swing.He's better than me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:01 Stephen was HARMED
The guy in the wave pool not only got smashed by the wave but like 10 people lol
He had the face of pure intelligence.
@@jotade2098 weird thing to comment but okay, he looked quite the opposite to me. he looked like he was disoriented and didnt know what was happening around him
@@sylvia.1993 i was joking, he looked a bit dim witted or maybe he had one too many.
This video made my day! Thanks for the laughs! 😄
I would say the first one is a win because, well, it's an airplane crash that the pilot would've walked away from easily!
Who cares about the lunatic defying gravity in a gas can when there is probably a baby in that stroller out with Mom enjoying the park.
Blissfully unaware of someone unable to pilot an aircraft until three seconds before complete anarchy.
Letting them walk away would be like lining up on Darwin's ear, and going to town.
@@truthsRsung Well that's some assumptions of what caused the incident...
@@nicholascrow8133 ... What risks do people assume when they decide to walk to the park with their child VS those a pilot takes on when they decide to act like a bird???
0:38 don’t get too close from your hair from candle or it’ll burn away.
4:38 this kid felt embarrassed after realizing he did break the tv from that toy.
Tf happened at the end?!
bro exploded his underwear by sheer force of water.
Apparently the womenfolk played a prank on the men and got them dissolving swim trunks. I've heard of them before but hadn't ever seen anyone actually get pranked by it.
Some peeps record every got dam thing
Yeah why was anyone filming any of this stuff really
Instant Karma Lady stepping on the pizza LMAO!!!
Poor guys at the end with the novelty shorts in the pool 😂.
*immediately falls into water, not even up to surface yet* "you ok?"
I love how the cow looks back and says dude you can't stay on for nothing LOL
Gotta love a video that doesn't contain clips that have been getting recycled for years 🎉
failarmy: 100% brand new
me: --> 2:09 I've seen this months ago
You must be new here.
@@hahahahailold No, I am aware that this is typical failarmy behavior. If this is what you mean.
Can't you just mute the profanity instead of using that ridiculous, obnoxious beeping noise?
I don't understand why they can't just fucking leave it in.
@@crashdiet1518because advertisers won’t give them money if they don’t censor language
D.O.G at 4:15 was like fool me once shame on you, A fool can't be fooled again.🤣
1:07 "good morning Dashka"😅
he's been sleeping on the couch for the last 6 months!!
The guy throwing the packages, I mean as long as it don't say fragile right?! 😂😂😂
O M G😮✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
1:42 Thanks for the parking assist!
1:33 that parked truck sure managed to Dodge that crash better than the drivers
10:35
This is why we used to build houses made of brick
ikr
Is the house on the video built out of plastic, sure looks like it😅
@@hannukka4416 plastic siding
Wait until the home insurance company explains why they aren't covered for this.
0:25 - That expression along with the dance made me laugh so hard! 🤣💯
Great Videos 😅😅 , last Video are the best 👍
TBT, a lot of these people are not “morons”, they’re victims of circumstance and just bad “luck”
Impressive video. Greetings from Brazil. May God bless everyone! 👍😀🇧🇷⛴️🙏
4:19 "I'll just bring him in slowly so he's not scared..."
Yeah, that trailer taking out that mailbox was on purpose...no fail there. LOL
FailArmy is a stable part of my friday 🥰
No one was harmed, but all are reevaluating their choices in life.
(Or at least should.)
0:14
I have never understood this 'reverse survival instinct'.
Guessing you've never ridden a motorcycle then? You have to twist the throttle to accelerate. This pulls you back and since you are holding onto the throttle, it can actually give it even more gas. It can also be just people not knowing how to ride, panicking , not used to the controls, or something called "target fixation"
@@turbo2ltr
I've ridden mopeds, scooters, motorcycles (both enduro and cross), and ATVs, but I've never personally experienced this reaction. I once tried to teach an elderly woman to ride a Suzuki PV, but that 'instinct' always kicked in, and I had to call it quits on the lessons. I’d guess it’s more of a psychological or instinctive reaction rather than a mechanical one - just my speculation, of course.
It's the same instinct that causes people to keep accelerating after their car was just hit or they've hit someone else, or after they've just run into a building, or some other inexplicable vehicular situation. Call it the instinct for extinction.
6:08 What a mad lad xD
0:01😱😱😱
0:28😂😂😂
0:38😱😱😱
2:59😅😅😅
1:07 How to dispose of a girlfriend 😂
1:22 "shall I brake?"...
"no, I've got a dash cam"
That dude could have definitely slowed down, unless he was distracted himself. I feel like they took the other guys side
7:33 what is the wrong with the pizza lady? she dropped it intentionally?
Her name is Karen
It seems some elderly with mental illness
Angry at the store for some reason. Throws tantrum.
1:15 Don't worry, his *face* was there to catch him. 😉👍
Holy crap, that last part with the cackling bimbos is the most annoying laughing I have ever heard.
Let the pizza manager help her crazy ass up. Did you notice he walked away.
Yeah, he was like, "You guys deal with it. I've got other business."
@@Durwood71 he forced them to help her after they started laughing. I think there would have been a much longer uncomfortable silence if they had not.
Dog asleep on the shifter... Guess you're going to have to get it towed.
Poor Bowie, did he just get out of surgery? Doggo would not ‘relax’ in such an uncomfortable place.
Step 1: Act like a jerk
Step 2: Yell out “FailArmy!”
Step 3: Get featured on FailArmy.
If the guy in the first one walked away then it’s not a fail, it’s a win
1:14 omg, poor girl
is she laughing or crying?
@@AhDollar I think she was hurt
Totally f'ed up 😒😒😒
Watching this video reminded me why I shouldn’t give up. Truly motivating!
„I hope I don’t burn my hair“ -proceeds to burn her hair…
Yes...Michael Jackson special....and she sits there ignoring it, even though its on fire right in front of her...Goths...so moody and wrapped up in themselves and how deep and meaningful they are, that they dont even care if they are on fire...
@@Simon-xc5oythe fuck are you talking about?
It’s a little dangerous, but i can’t stop laughting😂
Gravity always wins
4:08 Guy's face 🤣
Never trust Fedex after this
I worked there and I will tell you never to trust them with your postage
when you just quit emergency area in hospital today and watch this to relax and think "okay, at least I did not get there because of THESE reasons."
Dude in the plane was probably an emergency landing
Thanks for that 😂
7:54 Yeah, FailArmy, but I'm ticked off on Lilly's behalf; she was looking forward to that! (it does beat the many Cake Drops we've seen, but still...)
I hope that other kids didn't get any cake...reward bad behavior.
Not exactly sure why, but I get a kick whenever I see a pole vaulter’s pole snap on takeoff😂😂😂
10:30 What are those walls made from? plastic??
that is vinyl siding.
Hail is no joke.
It's vinyl siding. Inexpensive to put up. Not extremely durable though.
Sorry but people doing amazing gymnastics moves and they have not quite perfected them? That ain't a fail. Unless you have done gymnastics or watched your kid progress for many years in competitive gymnastics, you have no idea.
How could anyone call this an amazing moment? If this doesn’t become a meme by tomorrow, we’ve officially failed.
Dudes on poles couldn’t be more cringe.
we get it, you are a cat lady
@@aznthyhey, don’t bring innocent cat ladies into this
2:56 Those rag doll physics get more and more realistic every day.
Steven was not all right.
I've seen two videos in two days of people setting themselves on fire because they don't know how to blow out birthday candles...
The burning hair is clearly not ' it's ok, it's ok ' situation.... 😂🤣🤦🏼
Acrylic wig, maybe?
Never wave people through on a two lane road unless both lanes are stopped!
I think we need to collectively thank obesity for providing so much comedy
Entretenido los clip😂😮
So funny, I needed this! 😂
Some of these are more like fails of the last 15 years.
Man in first video: “holy cow!”
Second video: cow
Bull actually on the second one. ;)
It was a bull, not a cow.
STOP PUTTING CAR CRASHES IN FAIL VIDEOS!
Agreed, and add failed skateboard tricks, bike jumps and wake board wipe outs to that "not needed" list. I'm just happy they no longer contain 2 or more parachute wrap-ups.
Apparently _everyone_ was harmed.
The guy at 6:17 sounds like Krusty the Clown
"Truly the peak of *idiot at work*! I can't help but laugh and wonder if they ever realize it and feel any *regret*. 😂"
I completely failed at not laughing! [5:17] had me in stitches! 😂👏
4:17 when your mom comes home early
4:44 You know we can’t afford to keep replacing things like this.
It really gives me a feeling of relaxation
0:54. I could almost hear that hammock saying, "Nope, not today".
2:13 🤣 his buddy knew what was gonna happen. Yea, they been friends awhile