STORYTIME : Snake In The Boat While Fishing With My Dad (EMBARRASSING) Including GoPro Footage!
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That's scream literally had me laughing out loud and crying. I rewound it 3 times sorry Jeff.
lol I figured people would want to hear it more than once...
Haven’t even watched yet but yess ! Story times are one of my favorite videos you do 😂
I’m tired of all these muthaf*ckin snakes, in this muthaf*ckin boat!!
Living in Australia, whenever i hear the word snake or see one always keep away... i was under the impression that most water snakes are highly venomous. Think i would of reacted the same way esp if i didn't know if it was venomous or not.
I still come back to this when i need to laugh Thank you Jeff
A few quick words about water snakes. Water snakes are actually venomous (as are garter snakes ;) ), they act by passively allowing the venom to mix with their saliva rather than injecting it like a pit viper. However, they aren't medically significant to you or your pets, and all a bite will likely really in is a little bit of itchiness. A bite from water snakes actually doesn't hurt very much, their teeth are relatively small and their venom/saliva acts as a slight analgesic and anticoagulant, so they do bleed quite a bit for a few tiny little pin pricks. They are quite defensive if picked up, but a bit really does feel more like being bitten by a few mosquitos at once than anything else. Especially at that size.
I have been watching for many years now a the story time videos will always be my favorite.
Hahaha that scream was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.. I needed a good laugh. The look on your dads face !
another excellent video man, love to see the story times, always one of my favorites
Lol this was so funny Jeff, my favorite part was after you yelled you said you think it's funny? Do you want to drive to the hospital to get a snake bite? I laughed so hard at that
That scream is brilliant, not even raggin on you, but man, rewound that part about 5 times. Thanks for the Story Jeff
Honestly Jeff this made me smile and laugh. Thanks for sharing.
Hahaha I got a good laugh at your expense Jeff. Great story brother! Reminds me a lot of my and my dad’s relationship.
Im glad it had the effect I was going for, it would have been easy to omit the embarrassing parts but I left it all in, lol...
@@cutlerylover im sure most people would react similar if they had a possible snake in the boat being scared of poisen is rational I laugh at you but I would of probably yelled too
Most importantly... 12:45 that's the climax of this storytime! Your welcome !
The scream was priceless! I woulda screamed too...lol!!!
#1. Glad you and your dad weren't harmed. #2. Glad you had on your GoPro. #3. Glad you weren't too proud to share your Freak Out!! Thanks! LOL! 😂
haha no problem...
I feel for you. I hate all snakes and I know there are good snake but whatever. When I was a kid fishing, my cousin and I came across a bunch of baby snakes under a bridge. We picked them up without any incident and thought we were really cool. Went home and told all the neighborhood kids about it but they didn't believe us. Some of us went back the next day and sure enough the snakes were still there. They dared me to show them that I could do it again. This time the mother snake was down there. Knowing my friends were watching I felt real confident and brave. I snatched the bigger snake and held it behind the head with my thumb on its head so it couldn't bite like I saw on TV. It seemed to be too easy. My friends were amazed and I felt like a brave snake handler until my thumb slipped off enough for it to reach its head backwards and bite the top of my thumb. I screamed like a girl, threw it down and stayed as far away from snakes ever since. It was just a heads snake but didn't enjoy the way its bite felt.
hahahaha you have to put the un-muted version online. What really would have been funny if you didn't say anything and dove off the boat, and your dad would be like "Jeff why are you going swimming?"
My grandfather is absolutely terrified of snakes! He would have jumped out of the boat immediately! As for me, I’ve never had a problem with them. Though I must admit, it would freak me out a little if I saw one in my boat. Just a matter of them popping up in places where I’m not expecting them. 😁
Bro I love this storytime!!! When you got pinched and screamed I died laughing!!! The reason this is so funny to me is I would have been the same or worse hahaha I am definitely scared of snakes!!
Your dad was like a Boss the whole time... 😂🙏🏼
Here a little story and something a bit funny. When I was 14 me and my dad went on a fishing trip. Well we had a small open hatch under Neath the steering column for like sunscreen and keys and what not that was important. Well my dad for one didn't lock it shut. One after noon a red wasp decided to make a nice big nest in there while we didn't use the boat for about a month and half. We fueled up I was in the boat and went to turn the motor over to check the battery. I opened it and didn't think much because I didn't see anything or get stung. One wasp flew out. Well...I closed it thinking it was just nothing and turned the Motor over it ran good. Forward when we get on the lake. It was a bit choppy, we went about 4 miles and ended up wanting to put some sunscreen on. My dad went to grab it and a some point we hit a ruff enough wave I'm guessing to knock that wasp nest lose and had about 10 pissed off wasps buzzing around stinging us and forced us out the dam boat.
ouch, when I was a kid I was at the park with my grandmother and I threw a rock at a stop sign about 10 feet away only to it had a HUGE bees nest on the other side, I was sting maybe 20 times and swelled up pretty good...
@@cutlerylover oof, yeah that doesn't sound good. Ty for that little story extra lol.
@@Raxcsdecoon :)
Great story! I would’ve reacted the same way! 😂 I always love the story time videos.
12:45 Hilarious XD
I spent a week in the hospital. The day I came home to my 12x12 cabin on my parents property, there was a 3ft king snake on the window sill inside the cabin. I am unashamed to say that at 35 yrs old I yelled for my Mom to come remove it. I feel your anxiety!
Lol so great, the story times are some of my favorite videos
Jeff, you did recently did a few days previously a video on "What If You Got A Venomous Snake Bite? Did You Know Some Hospitals Can't Help You ?!?!" Then literally three days later you had a bizarre snake boating encounter, what happened is that you actually jinxed yourself!!!
I'm not afraid of snakes or spiders or anyting unless they move fast. It's the unpredictability that scares me...
Yup, I've had multiple tarantulas scattared across my body without a problem since they move slowly and calmly, but even the tiniest little house spider can still freak me out if it starts moving around too quickly in certain situations. And when them fuckers start jumping, fuck that shit I'm out
That scream I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying rn I’m the same way I’m not scared of snakes or spiders ect but one time u was laying in bed and this big ass spider fake crawling up my chest and I lost my shit screaming like a girl running through the house 😂😂
Super happy to see a storytime! big ups Jeff 👌
No shoes, no snake, no problem! Sounds like a country song to me. 😂
love it!
Funny story, glad you survived the inevitable death trap! Lol
I hate snakes too.
lol thanks
Much needed laugh while in quarantine. That was too funny.
Very brave .... to show the video evidence of your freak out! I think it’s good the volume was muted in the first minute of the video I’m sure it was filled with profanity!
:)
Hi Jeff 😎 Thank God you & Ur Dad weren't bitten by the snake. I can't laugh about it cuz I know how scary & dangerous that type of situation is because when I was a kid, maybe 12 , I think. My Grandma & Grandpa took me & my brother & our Mom on Vacation to their home in Branson, Mo. So, from Detroit, Michigan to Branson, Mo. My Grandpa was a devoted fishermen. He'd be up & on the lake before the sun came up & he'd usually stay out on his boat until afternoon. Well while vacationing my Grandpa took my brother & I with him out on his boat fishing. His boat was the same kind as yours but maybe just a bit bigger. Here we are floating down the river & just watching Grandpa fish & from up above in the hanging trees a large sized snake fell into the boat & it was a water moccasin. I was so scared that I jumped right out of the boat, forgetting all about the fact that I didn't know how to swim ! To my horror I quickly realized that there were even more snakes in the water. I nearly drowned & swallowed a bunch of muddy water. I was in the water screaming like a b#%ch & gasping for air at the same time. My little brother just sat in the boat & laughed, little bas#%rd ! LOLing ! My Grandpa pulled me out of the water in a hurry but at the time it seemed like an eternity. I threw a tantrum until my Grandpa took me back to his house cuz after that I didn't want any part of going fishing LOLing ! My stupid brother was sitting in the boat munching on a damn bologna sandwich Ugh ! 😡😤
I'm glad that you & your Dad are ok Jeff 😃 I still can't swim. I have paid to take swimming lessons but I always quit cuz I'm too afraid of the water....But, I don't have a fear of snakes at all. But Spiders ?!🙀😱
Take'r'easy Jeff ! Thanks for sharing this ! 💛
Awesome story time Jeff!!! Thanks for sharing brother!!!👊👊
I have a legitimate fear of snakes and I have a funny snake story . I don’t think the only good snake is a dead snake but I don’t like it when they sneak up on me .
Oh my god that video made me laugh especially when you screamed, I love your story time videos, 2020 has been a strange year thus far, it's the year when walking into a bank wearing a mask is not only acceptable but required
I love story time videos
Wish I had a father, or mother.
Thank you Papi!!
That scream was amazing
So funny!
Amazing story Jeff
Will you upload the uncensored experience? You got me laughing so hard
haha sorry if this was 10 years ago I wouldn't have taken any audio out but the original video is gone now anyway...
How did I miss this storytime. I always watch all your storytime videos. That scream had me cracking up. However, I would have done the something.
And this is why I do what I do. Education is key. No reason to kill them.
Great story. Unknown snake on a rowboat in the water, yea that'll definitely surprise most people.
Wish I was a bit more manly about it but whatever lol I survived...
@@cutleryloverit took a lot of, "what men have" to put this on UA-cam. Your man card is still fully active imo
12:46....I would have deleted that scream!! LOL I grew up in Trinidad, West Indies and we call them "snake" no other descriptor.....just snake and all snakes must die! Personally I would have jumped to hell out of the boat and take my chances. I don't like reptiles and my skin crawls when I see someone holding a frog. When I lived in Arizona I hiked a lot and on the day it got to 105 degrees the snakes seem to like slithering along the trails. Surprisingly I had a calm reaction to all the 'good" snakes but no matter what...my body will tense up immediately to Diamondbacks. There is something about them that commands your full attention! My first couple of years here in McKean County Pa I was led to believe there were no rattlers...although I have not seen any, my confidence is now broken. Those little garden snakes seem to be small enough for the blades on the lawn tractor to miss them. Great story...I use to listen to storytime often.
yeah its natural to be tense when you think there is danger
Not every snake will just leave you alone if you do the same...I’ve been chased by water moccasins here in north Florida at least three times
Funny story. I’ve only have one similar story about being attacked by a bigfoot one night while cat fishing. It’s a long story. Or maybe a mountain lion don’t know it was but it ran on two feet. Thanks for the story
LOL! A 300+ lbs guy screaming like a baby over a 3/4 pound snake!
I'm not afraid of snakes.
Even venomous ones.
Most snakes, even pit vipers, mostly just want to get away from you.
I wouldn't kill a snake, unless it was venomous and I had absolutely no choice.
Both of those need to be present, in order to even consider killing.
That scream had me crying lol 😂 I am glad you were not hurt. Is this why you were calling hospitals about anti venom?
Yay! Storytime!!!
God I love you so damn much Jeff... 🤣 I would've behaved the same way.
I would have screamed like you did but the entire time. I'm terrified of snakes so I wouldn't have lasted in that boat I would have tried to run to my dad, would have ticked off the snake and would have fallen into the water.
i want to hear the uncensored version lmao
Great stuff ! Thanks for the laughs ! Cheers
Jeff the only good snack is no snack. Snakes give me the heebie-jeebies just like creepy crawlers do. I’m terrified of snakes. Now if I can see them first and they are a safe distance from me. I’m ok. But if I got trapped like just did. We would definitely behaving a girl screaming cluster fu@k screaming contest.lol.
I saw this snake once, it was fecking huge a man eater and I was about 1 foot away from it, but once I left the zoo I was fine.
I live semi-rural in central PA and not afraid of any animals here - but I don't like surprises so I don't know if I would scream or not. Once I went out in the dark to get my dog and there was a huge bear no more than 8 feet away from him and me. Dog could have warned me but I think all he wanted to do was to sniff bear butt. Stupid Beagle!
lmao that scream was great
Man snakes are the worst. I would have jumped out of the boat lol.
I haven't laughed that hard in so long!!
im glad you enjoyed it haha
I am about like you described yourself, I'm just fine around snakes, unless I'm surprised by them. If I know it's there cool. But yeah, my reaction would have been similar lmao!!!
I really like snakes infact i have a pet boa constrictor and a reticulated python, but venomous things are a no no😂 specially after I saw a hospital bill for $153,000 because of a snake bite. Dont wanna suffer pain and bills😭😂
Fucking gold, mate. 😂😂😂
Link to the non muted one? lol asking for me.
lol sorry this is all thats left of the video after editing..
🤣 Check out the Pythons we have here in S FL.
We need that full audio
sorry the videos gone now
Damn Son, snakes aren’t looking to try and attack you. I step by moccasins and rattlers all the time when I fish. You need to get more familiar with identifying them if your that phobic.
Def still F bombs in this video haha awesome
Watching the video again, it looks like your dad has a tattoo of a snake on his arm. It might be a Navy tattoo, not sure.
That's soo funny haha brilliant thanks for sharing
Is there anyway we can see the unedited version? I would pay!!!
I kinda feel bad for laughing because I know if it has been me with a spider, I would have reacted the same way. And if I told you this same story, I wouldn’t blame you if you laughed.
2020 sucks! Great story. Thanks
U did better then i would. I would have jumped out of the boat the second i saw it
Hey Jeff you can post pictures on the subreddit r/whatsthissnake and the people there will tell you what it is!
I've never had to knock on wood but I know someone who has.
😂😂😂 definitely don’t like any type of snake. We got rattlesnake , long fat bull snakes. 🥴🥴
Yeah I would of been freaked out in a small boat! Good either of you got bit!.
you think thats scary? look up flying snakes. now thats fucked!
hahah never fail to make me laugh
why do i like these lol
Lol I hate snakes alot I dont blame you one bit for your reaction
Yo why you don't have ads ? You have a good channel but bot using it the right way
I scream like a girl, HATE snakes
That's funny stuff!!
Thats hilarious lol
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Nice one
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😅😅😅😅😅
O its painful if u r a sissy 😂
A lake Erie Watersnake will bite the piss out of you but they're not venomous😂😂😂and as you well know by now, no, I'm not afraid of nonvenomous snakes. I have a boa as a pet.
I had a friend that had an albino Burmese python must have been 10 feet long no joke thing would just be loose around his room I was ok with that too because it was kind of cool but I knew it was there and chose to be by it, lol this not so much the case...
@@cutlerylover Mine used to stretch from the bedroom in to the kitchen and she would raise up off the floor and just watch my wife cook!😂😂just look up over the counter...but dude if she wanted to go somewhere her ass was GOING, and you were along for the ride!😂😂 But I can't say I wouldn't have screamed, until I knew what it was...I wouldve😂😂