4 Cannibals Apply For A Job In A Big Corporation

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…
    „Well“, says the boss, „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“
    The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired.
    Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office.
    “You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?”
    The cannibals swear that they are innocent.
    The boss believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader.
    “You idiots!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?”
    One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand.
    “You fool!”, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss!"

КОМЕНТАРІ • 37

  • @JDoomhauer87
    @JDoomhauer87 Рік тому +52

    As a cleaner I approve this joke

  • @dirtybasementterrain
    @dirtybasementterrain Рік тому +25

    This came up on my suggestions. I initially thought WTF is this. I clicked outta curiosity and damn if it didn't give me full blown belly laugh

  • @Michael-st9ky
    @Michael-st9ky Рік тому +8

    The people that dont get it are team leaders project managers and HR😂

  • @YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes
    @YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes Рік тому +12

    Didn't expect such a based punchline 😆
    Good job 👍

  • @Aviation_Boy77
    @Aviation_Boy77 Рік тому +5

    😐

  • @mitchsterling3266
    @mitchsterling3266 Рік тому +4

    Make this into a movie.

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 Рік тому +1

    How true this is.

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV Рік тому +5

    Meh

  • @ClipzBySuave
    @ClipzBySuave Рік тому +1

    Ngl this made my day 😹

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 Рік тому +2

    I mean, while it may be true, the joke doesnt really land.

  • @aaronwang2605
    @aaronwang2605 Рік тому

    You should post this on yt shorts

  • @jacksonhodge4638
    @jacksonhodge4638 Рік тому +3

    Dawg I don’t normally say this, but boo.

  • @darylrichardson8567
    @darylrichardson8567 Рік тому +1

    This is true though… nobody will miss those people

  • @oneoone1017
    @oneoone1017 Рік тому +4

    I seen the thumbnail happen in real life.

  • @iymspartacus7089
    @iymspartacus7089 Рік тому +3

    I’m not ready to subscribe yet, but I am likely to check out a couple more videos. Hopefully that translates into money well spent.

  • @bradonbyrd8061
    @bradonbyrd8061 Рік тому

    Oh me

  • @generaleerelativity9524
    @generaleerelativity9524 Рік тому

    This guy must live in an area where the border wall was completed

  • @alphaomega1351
    @alphaomega1351 Рік тому +1

    This isn't a joke. It's the truth! 😶

  • @CH-fh9hp
    @CH-fh9hp Рік тому +1

    Still waiting for the joke….

  • @goncalomaximiano1939
    @goncalomaximiano1939 Рік тому

    Not a single smirk came out of my mouth. The thumbnail lied. What a disgraceful clickbait. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

  • @angelicagonzalez1140
    @angelicagonzalez1140 Рік тому

    😂😂😂

  • @manakotaupauu
    @manakotaupauu Рік тому

    Pretty good tnough

  • @chickennugget4724
    @chickennugget4724 Рік тому +3

    i get the joke but its not that funny

  • @krank3869
    @krank3869 Рік тому

    misleading ad i didnt laugh

  • @yourefatmom6159
    @yourefatmom6159 Рік тому

    Wow

  • @thatonedude8548
    @thatonedude8548 Рік тому

    Damn but where the funny that’s just the hard truth

  • @mattlu5493
    @mattlu5493 Рік тому +1

    Weak

  • @tristankelly317
    @tristankelly317 Рік тому

    I must be a very broken person cause I didn't find this funny 😐

  • @kingginger3335
    @kingginger3335 Рік тому

    I don't get it and I guarantee most of the people in the comments don't get it either.

    • @Michael-st9ky
      @Michael-st9ky Рік тому +1

      if the cleaner goes missing everyone notices how dirty the office becomes.

    • @kingginger3335
      @kingginger3335 Рік тому

      @Michael-st9ky but they don't notice when the executives of the company go missing? That doesn't make sense. Therefore, it's not funny

    • @Michael-st9ky
      @Michael-st9ky Рік тому +1

      @@kingginger3335 all those positions have fancy names but not one is an executive.

  • @bobbilderson8556
    @bobbilderson8556 Рік тому

    What the heckers? Why am I getting ads for this? Why do you need to monetize your content? Are you bill gates or something?

  • @kevinward3836
    @kevinward3836 Рік тому

    Not funny

  • @michaelorosco1436
    @michaelorosco1436 Рік тому +1

    That was dumb!