+HemboHero not a burden at all friend I just love RT (and all of the companies inside it) and your compilations are great to introduce people to them, I enjoy them a ton. Literally anything I can do would honestly be awesome because I would love to show my appreciation!
+Aidan ROTF The only way to help (from what i know) is to supply timestamps for How-Do-Words-Good - avoid using GTA, Minecraft, RT Podcast, Off Topic and On The Spot ones - Hembo keeps track of those IIRC As long as there is a good reaction it should get used - Not too far off am i Hembo?
As a fat guy, I would not eat any bagel that fell face down on any floor so it would be really nice if people would stop assuming that all of us fat people are just a bunch of gross Jabba the Hutt's
as a person who has cleaned a plane before they dont do it on a regular basis and it can get pretty fucked up like hey this baby pissed and the mother/father didn't tell anyone about it fucked up
My grandad was notorious for eating anything no matter the state or whether he liked it or not. One time my mum was receiving chemotherapy and he happened to be in town that morning buying groceries so he thought he would pop in (he was also a very sensitive man, his daughter having cancer hit him terribly hard so he never went to the hospital with her for chemo or radiotherapy because it was too hard for him so this was a fairly big deal) he comes in and he’s got all these shopping bags ready to head home and one thing that he always did was buy fruit and vegetables for us, he loved going to farm shops and getting stuff and he would always get us some stuff like grapes or avocados nice and fresh and he got my mum some grapes to eat while she had chemo for the next 6 hours and he gets a little flustered with all his bags and drops a couple grapes, a couple hours earlier we had removed a bin from her room because something in it smelt terrible, like the person before us had done something NASTY in that bin, poor person maybe they got sick, maybe they changed a stoma bag, but we removed that bin so fast because it smelt awful, as luck would have it, this grapes my grandad dropped landed and rolled around the spot where the bin was, before any of us could say “oh I’ll get it, the bins outside” he just bends down and picks them up and eats them. Off of the hospital floor, of a chemo ward where the most god awful smelly bin was. Just eats them, doesn’t even notice that we all are squirming and gagging at what he just did, he had grapes he was happy. He was perfectly fine though, they say some people have a stomach of steel, I don’t know what kind of stomach my grandad had but it was stronger than fucking steel, believe me. Safe to say we did not touch those grapes for a while just because of the sheer mental image of what had just happened.
God damn. I don't think I will ever be desperate enough for a bagel to eat it off an airplane floor. I mean Jesus Christ, at least wipe off the cream cheese with a napkin or something, get rid of the part of it that touched the floor.
Nope. Not only do people drop food in the band room. There are not vacuumed often and they NEED to be deep cleaned cause even if the floor does get vacuumed, there is still remnants of spit from peoples instruments. When someones brass instrument is full of spit it needs to be released through the spit valve. and where does that excess spit go? on the floor.
People (usually) dont spit on carpets purposefully but its technically mandatory for brass players to release spit so they can play better and not screw the instrument up. they arn't looking for a sink or trash can to dump the spit.
as a woodwinds player (alto/tenor sax) if any form of food touched that floor even if it was immediate, i refused to eat it. and im saying that now as a diesel mechanic who eats with grease on his hand sooo ya know
+HemboHero Oh.... Well, I thought it was clever in a sort of meta way. So as far as fuck ups go, that was pretty good. You aimed at the head, but you hit the heart.
Lady Storm Surge I think a movie theater may be worse. All that popcorn, soda, and dirt stuck to the dried soda, ewww. Although, I do doubt that you would be able to pick it up, save for a scraper.
I love how Michael was the only witness for that crime scene on an airplane
I have to say, that little 'numnumnum' at the end is the best thing
"at least they clean the plane" okay someone has obviously never been on a plane in their life.
I just noticed I forgot to restore the credit portion to the default size. Whoops.
Don't stress over it
don't worry about it
Hembo you're on this shit great job dude
hey Hembo can you remember the rtaa that Gavin describes the 5 times he shit himself
HemboHero Do one for An Ewok to Remember
huh. weird seeing Jeremy without neon green hair
its weird seeing him with hair
Thanks for adding the picture from his twitter! Saved all of us the work of digging it up.
Can we just take a second to realize how good the lighting was on off topic that episode
Why does that matter
@@ethanfullerton1620 because Ethan
@@ethanfullerton1620 because it did matter before it all happened
The noise of MIchael hitting the table was perfect.
Hey 5 second rule
wow...Great effort for a great joke XD
Didn't know a 5 second rule existed. I only know the 3 second rule. Way safer...
You finally get with Momonga?
That’s super sus bro🤢
The 5 second rule does not count on airplanes that was disgusting
Your ability to make these quickly is freakishly awesome, keep it up!
I guess the guy was like "Like Hell I'm letting those few bucks go to waste; om nom nom nom nom nom."
#DicksOutForHembo
Also hembo I would really love to help you in any way possible, please let me know if I can :)
I hate asking for help. I hate being a burden.
+HemboHero not a burden at all friend I just love RT (and all of the companies inside it) and your compilations are great to introduce people to them, I enjoy them a ton. Literally anything I can do would honestly be awesome because I would love to show my appreciation!
hey man whats the issue? whats going on?
+Aidan ROTF The only way to help (from what i know) is to supply timestamps for How-Do-Words-Good - avoid using GTA, Minecraft, RT Podcast, Off Topic and On The Spot ones - Hembo keeps track of those IIRC
As long as there is a good reaction it should get used - Not too far off am i Hembo?
I- I LOVE bagels. That gets me every time
I'm actually a bit proud of Gavin for not gagging during that story!
Haven't even seen the actual RTAA yet
Hembo posts?
Gonna watch it
God that was fast haha nice mr.hero
i think he had it already made, i think he is a first subscriber
Yup, RT First. Although I prep 90% of the project the night before and work with the public version of the RTAA. So no I didn't have it already made.
HemboHero
ah in that case,
ya are fast
+HemboHero is there a difference between the sponsor RTAAs and the public ones?
No, but I make it a general rule for myself to never work with sponsor only content. Even if it's for limited time.
Wow, this RTAA came out an hour ago, great video hembo 👍
I am flabbergasted that we didn't get a gag from Gavin.
As a fat guy, I would not eat any bagel that fell face down on any floor so it would be really nice if people would stop assuming that all of us fat people are just a bunch of gross Jabba the Hutt's
you work fast man keep up the good work
jeez that was fast
as a person who has cleaned a plane before they dont do it on a regular basis and it can get pretty fucked up like hey this baby pissed and the mother/father didn't tell anyone about it fucked up
One hour, Holy fuck
It's amazing how weird little J looks without the green tip now.
My grandad was notorious for eating anything no matter the state or whether he liked it or not. One time my mum was receiving chemotherapy and he happened to be in town that morning buying groceries so he thought he would pop in (he was also a very sensitive man, his daughter having cancer hit him terribly hard so he never went to the hospital with her for chemo or radiotherapy because it was too hard for him so this was a fairly big deal) he comes in and he’s got all these shopping bags ready to head home and one thing that he always did was buy fruit and vegetables for us, he loved going to farm shops and getting stuff and he would always get us some stuff like grapes or avocados nice and fresh and he got my mum some grapes to eat while she had chemo for the next 6 hours and he gets a little flustered with all his bags and drops a couple grapes, a couple hours earlier we had removed a bin from her room because something in it smelt terrible, like the person before us had done something NASTY in that bin, poor person maybe they got sick, maybe they changed a stoma bag, but we removed that bin so fast because it smelt awful, as luck would have it, this grapes my grandad dropped landed and rolled around the spot where the bin was, before any of us could say “oh I’ll get it, the bins outside” he just bends down and picks them up and eats them. Off of the hospital floor, of a chemo ward where the most god awful smelly bin was. Just eats them, doesn’t even notice that we all are squirming and gagging at what he just did, he had grapes he was happy. He was perfectly fine though, they say some people have a stomach of steel, I don’t know what kind of stomach my grandad had but it was stronger than fucking steel, believe me. Safe to say we did not touch those grapes for a while just because of the sheer mental image of what had just happened.
For Michael to get grossed out, it has to be pretty disgusting
I feel like these comments are 50% legit, Hembo the wizard of editing and 50% running gag.
This was uploaded on me birthday yay!
This is truly one of Michael’s better-told stories. Kills me every time 😂😂
Damn Hembo you're fast
one hour after original upload? dam
Legend has it that if you comment early hembo will reply
I literally just scrolled through Michael’s Twitter to find the picture only for the picture to be put in the video. Rip.
Dude you work way too fast this just came up a hour ago. Keep up the great work.
Hey Hembo, shoutout to you, man. You're on top of this shit.
The thumbnail though😂😂😂
They don’t shampoo the floors but most airlines do vacuum floors at least semi often
Still 10/10 would not have eaten that bagel
And this is why I subscribed XD
Now I want a bagel :(
nice work dude
are you counted as staff on the rooster teeth staff list on the website
lol nope
HemboHero oh
You should get a WR for fastest RTAA and Source upload lol
I've seen every Off topic but why don't I remember this? :(
Dude holy shit how do you work so fast?!
Fuck me I thought I missed an RTAA it was that fast
wtf 1 hour ago it was released did they give you it early!!!
He probably has FIRST Membership. So he can watch it early and then do his thing
+goldosprey probably so he can push the content out
hembo went ham on this upload
What was the thing he was filming in LA during this? Can't remember.
a cleaning crew goes in between flights
God damn. I don't think I will ever be desperate enough for a bagel to eat it off an airplane floor. I mean Jesus Christ, at least wipe off the cream cheese with a napkin or something, get rid of the part of it that touched the floor.
Airplane floors are like convenience store floors they’re filthy
How much the people behind them didn't see that?!
#DonationsOutForHembo
so....I can top eating food off of a airplane carpet. Eating food off of a band room carpet.
FireFlashDrive airplanes are words
Worse
Nope. Not only do people drop food in the band room. There are not vacuumed often and they NEED to be deep cleaned cause even if the floor does get vacuumed, there is still remnants of spit from peoples instruments. When someones brass instrument is full of spit it needs to be released through the spit valve. and where does that excess spit go? on the floor.
People (usually) dont spit on carpets purposefully but its technically mandatory for brass players to release spit so they can play better and not screw the instrument up. they arn't looking for a sink or trash can to dump the spit.
as a woodwinds player (alto/tenor sax) if any form of food touched that floor even if it was immediate, i refused to eat it. and im saying that now as a diesel mechanic who eats with grease on his hand sooo ya know
anyone have a link to the tweet? i cant find it.
oh man jeremy looks different
How do you make these so fast?
A Walgreens floor is also disgusting
Hey Hembo, why don't you set up a patron or a paypal for donations? I would love to send some money your way dude
I've been giving that idea some though for a few months now. I'll say that much for now.
+HemboHero Well, it's your decision, whatever you feel comfortable with 👍
Jeremy looks so weird without puke green hair
Pretty clever putting the credits on the lower right, like when you minimize a video on the UA-cam app.
Yeah... that was a fuck up actually. Not a major one so it's whatever.
+HemboHero Oh....
Well, I thought it was clever in a sort of meta way.
So as far as fuck ups go, that was pretty good.
You aimed at the head, but you hit the heart.
This guy has been bagel shamed by almost 450k people. by this video alone.
2:30
jizz stain
Hembo "Speed Demon" Hero
I dont care how many times this needs to be said but #HireHembo
That was fast
Aw baby face☺️
oh no.
Correction Jack... It's THE most disgusting place to eat floor food.
Lady Storm Surge I think a movie theater may be worse. All that popcorn, soda, and dirt stuck to the dried soda, ewww. Although, I do doubt that you would be able to pick it up, save for a scraper.
i would say a hotel/motel would be worse
this made me gag, absolutely disgusting
so quick
Christ, it took two hours. What even are you?
roosterteeth.com/episode/sponsor-vlog-2016-introducing-rooster-teeth-first
HemboHero Guess that answers my question.
Eh I'm former military. I'd have eaten the damn thing too
Ahh, my stomach hurts
he might have Sean this lol
dis nigga fast
I would find this more disgusting if
A:I've been on a plane
and/or
B:I like bagels
My father dropped a stake in dirt in a third world country and picked it back up and ate it
Why is jeremy people's favourite achievement hunter? He literally doesn't say anything funny at all.
Still think so?