This further proves that Ranpo and Dazai are the outlaws of the agency and then there's kunikida... The troubles of a chaotic good, a chaotic neutral, and a lawful good...
Kunikida wants to kill himself?! So this is how you force Kunikida to kill himself, just trigger his English teacher mode and you'll just do the rest. Easy peasy!
DHL It’s been a while since i posted this comment so i can’t really remember, but readonlinenovels.com/nv/3dcfa94d0cd1d92b/bungo-stray-dogs/144959-h seems to be a good one.
Ah, I love this OVA. I can so clearly see Dazai and Ranpo doing this just to see how crazy they can make Kunikida. And then Dr. Yosano walks in: "Oh cool, looks like I arrived just on time, Ranpo, I'm raiding your snacks, I really want to enjoy this show." Ranpo: (points gun at himself) "No one touches my snacks!!!"
Kunikida: *points a gun at himself* Dazai: *points a gun at kunikida* Ranpo: *does the same thing like dazai* *AKWARD SILENCE* Kunikida: THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!! Dazai: *Points the gun at himself* Ranpo: *points the gun at dazai* Meanwhile in the other room *ATsushi hinding behind kyōka*
The headcanon that Dazai and Ranpo are best friends that just planned all that conversation ahead of time to annoy Kunikida was born And Dazai is the one to bring the idea up after he saw a glass of milk and remembered Chuuya and how he said “malk” to annoy him
lets be real, the only reason ranpo has put the gun on dazai and not himself if because he loves himself too much if he aint there someone will take his #1 detective place
What the Port Mafia thinks the Armed Detective Agency is doing: analysis, coming up with plans to beat the mafia, saving people, killing bad guys, solving crime after crime. What they actually do:
Me: deciding to re-watch all these masterpieces lazydoodledoo has made while having a refreshing drink as well. also me: realizes I’m drinking milk while watching this
Atsushi's crying in the other room
😂😂😂
Kyra Rogers actually it’s MELK
Lumiinescence he just wants it to be over 😔
*sobbing* "not this shit again"
I know he's laughing so hard.
I like how ranpo points the gun ar dazai instead of himself
Ranpo will never shot himself. He's a world class detective, he's needed. 🙃
Maggie Rosie He deserves to live. 😌
He's too important to die
@@fuwa1276 true true.
me too
Just Imagine the Port mafia ready to attack and walking in and seeing this
Kunikida: Milk
Dazai: Malk
Rampo: Mulk
Me (and my bad English): Molk?
Atsushi : .....melk
Lol, we think the same
Meelk.
Mrolvk
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poor kunikida probably has his lifespan shortened by half
dont you mean hulf
Yeah guns tend to do that
There's always a way to ruin kunikida kun's morning, you just have to be creative.
Omg lol
Lmaoooo XD
I get what you mean, Dazai 😂😂😂
I feel bad for kunikida, he just wants to work but everything always has to go wrong when he tries.
Somebody needs to tell the bandaged blob to give Kunikida a break🧍
I can totally hear Chuuya’s “Ha?” in the ending
hahah same
lollol
Yeah you can say that again😆
It so iconic😖👍
SAME I-
*Literally everyone pointing a gun to their heads*
Subtitles: [Applause]
Oh God, it actually does--
hOly kYoUkA
I think the subtitles has some dark humour or smth
Literally Ranpo points a gun at your head 😂 the one outlier
Oh My.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAYING IT ISN'T CANON?
EXACTLY LMAO
exactly
NO FR
FR this 100% should be canon
As his gauze, I saw the whole thing
In the other room
Atsushi: why are they yelling are they okay??
Kenji: this happens every day it's fine.
It's not normal if it's quiet in the Agency
Yeah quiet means danger
Yea it's fine though :)
Kenji: This is fine 😃
Live love laugh cows
Dazai offering Chuuya milk but saying malk or molk or melk or whatever is my headcanon now
Also Rapo and Dazai planing all that as a prank is
Tf are you doing here seven?
Never knew that Seven would be watching Bungou Stray Dogs-
Lol
Dazai’s doing this on purpose just to piss Kunikida off and he’s dragged Ranpo into it.
Dazai-san: Malk!
Ranpo-san: Mulk!
Kunikida-kun: Its MILK!!!
Me: Hahaha
*moments later*
Kunikida-kun: Im gonna shot myself!
Me: oh, shit! this turn crazy!
*LOVE IT, GREAT JOB*
This further proves that Ranpo and Dazai are the outlaws of the agency and then there's kunikida...
The troubles of a chaotic good, a chaotic neutral, and a lawful good...
Kunikida wants to kill himself?!
So this is how you force Kunikida to kill himself, just trigger his English teacher mode and you'll just do the rest. Easy peasy!
...I thought he was a math teacher...
Btw, hi(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Yeah😂
Kunikida could just used his ideal or idk
😒😤😧😐😑😒😩
Dazai: *Points a gun at him self*
Ranpo: *points a gun at Dazai*
Me: *Yes*
Yeh why ranpo ranpo the detective
Malk!!!
I was wheezing at that because usually the people point at their own head but ranpo was like NAH I'm not dieing. XD
Dazai is still trying to commit suicide at this point 😂😂
@@NUESTwithLOVE obviously, I never back down from a chance to suicide..
1:17 Ranpo what are you doing x’DD
Like he'd ever point a fun to himself, he's to precious to die
Dazai: Hey, Chuuya. Have some malk to grow up.
Chuuya: You damn---- Wait, "malk"? It´s "melk", you illiterate mackerel!
Oh god that's another whole ass war about to break out 😂😭
“ok dad”
*me, remembering the light novel* *distant sobs *
Just a question... Where did you read the light novels 😅
DHL It’s been a while since i posted this comment so i can’t really remember, but readonlinenovels.com/nv/3dcfa94d0cd1d92b/bungo-stray-dogs/144959-h seems to be a good one.
I have only seen the anime and read the manga.... Care to explain pls?
what, what happened
@@dhl7257 just search “the untold origins of the detective agency pdf” on google. It should be the first result
0:07 What I wanna know is, why is Kunikida getting milk out of a safe?
It's where Ranpo puts his groceries
It's his most prized possession
In Bungou Stray Dogs: Dead Apple, Ranpo put a huge stash of snacks in a safe prior to the "apocalypse" so it wouldn't get destroyed lol.
its ranpos
@@DinkyRat the fact that he *knew* he'd disappear somewhere and chaos will ensue aND CaSUALLY HID HIS SNACKS IN A SAFE IM-
THIS IS BRILLIANT. THIS FITS THEM PERFECTLY.
Ranpo guiding his gun to Dazai is a mood, honestly (I love Dazai, but xD)
Ah, I love this OVA.
I can so clearly see Dazai and Ranpo doing this just to see how crazy they can make Kunikida.
And then Dr. Yosano walks in: "Oh cool, looks like I arrived just on time, Ranpo, I'm raiding your snacks, I really want to enjoy this show."
Ranpo: (points gun at himself) "No one touches my snacks!!!"
This is chaotically funny.
*I like it very much.*
I laughed when they referred Ranpo’s food safe as a refrigerator. Very genius.
When dazai said "your like a brother to me" i litteraly died like thats my favprite part
So *that's* why Dazai is wearing so many bandages.....
i love how ranpo’s reading with his eyes closed
This is now added to my mental therapy list. It's so funny it should cheer me up anytime.
Legend says Dazai still hasn’t gotten his malk
the amount of utter disgust on kunikida’s face as he repeats “mULK???” kills me every time
“ the man wants a glass of *mulk* ”
“ *M U L K ?* ”
kunikida's aging is accelerating every minute he spends with those two HAHAHAHAHA 0:35 and 1:01
I can feel the chaotic energy through the screen
Kunikida:milk
Dazai:malk
Ranpo:mulk
Me: A WHITE IN COLOUR LIQUID YET FULL OF CALCIUM
FROM A COW
@@chalklover2196 this cleared my mind, thanks bud
Colorless liquid that comes out of bovines.
IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂😂
GIVE HIM THE MULK!!!!!
Kunikida: *points a gun at himself*
Dazai: *points a gun at kunikida*
Ranpo: *does the same thing like dazai*
*AKWARD SILENCE*
Kunikida: THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!
Dazai: *Points the gun at himself*
Ranpo: *points the gun at dazai*
Meanwhile in the other room
*ATsushi hinding behind kyōka*
third day in quarantine: * This video plays *
Dazai: can I have some malk?
_few seconds later_
"YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME"
"YOUR GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!?!"
*aggressively subscribes*
Legend says that they still haven't gotten milk to this very day
Where's Atsushi when you need him? Q_Q
Blanc Lowee700 crying probably but eeeeeeee ur right where is he
Hiding under the table. Where else, lol?
It works so well.
Edit:
*RANPO THATS NOT GONNA WORK UNLESS YOU POINT IT AT YOURSELF WITHOUT YOUR SUPERIORITY THE COMPANY WILL DIE*
Why is no one talking about fukuzawa just passing and ranpo calling him dad! Hahhaha it's actually so accurate 👌👌
Now he would never be able to get that glass of milk 😔
1:15 the most dangerous mastermind and the world's greatest detectives for u
This is ridiculously accurate to what probably happens every morning at the agency off screen
The headcanon that Dazai and Ranpo are best friends that just planned all that conversation ahead of time to annoy Kunikida was born
And Dazai is the one to bring the idea up after he saw a glass of milk and remembered Chuuya and how he said “malk” to annoy him
I love that Ranpo is threatening to shoot Dazai not himself🤣🤣🤣
I just died laughing - funniest version of this I've seen
I was waiting for this- FINALLY, A GENIUS ANIMATED IT WITH BSD CHARACTERS, THANK YOU♥️ GOOD JOB♥️
This is perfection! I also love Dazai offering Chuuya some malk like he recommended in Fifteen :D :D :D
Ah, another beautiful day in the detective agency~
I'M WHEEZING THIS IS SO PERFECT
Poor kunikida just aged 50 years in a span of 1:33 minutes lol. ALSO great art man I really like it and how you put in into memes keep it up !
As soon as we saw the lightbulb above Dazai's head we all knew what was coming
it's already midnight and everyones asleep but my cousin asks me why im still laughing instead of sleeping then i asks for some malk
The ending killed me with Dazai giving Chuyaa Malk 😂😭
Can i just say that nobody has done this fandom better justice then you?
This is one of god's gold.
*HOW PRECIOUSSS*
OWO That pic at the end brings me joy.
The most normal day in the armed detective agency: 💀
Dazai: Malk
Kunikidadd- kunikida: Milk
Ranpo: Mulk
Me: Now this is a high class argument *sips tea 🍵 slowly*
This fits so well. This is incredibly done and so funny!
I just wanted to thank you for having a big brain and feeding us nutrients. 😔
this is really well-drawn, good job
All Dazai wanted was some dang malk smh somebody get this man some milk
I like that you cut out the "Its my white friends." XD
1:31 OMG XD
Literally ranpo and Dazai are the most underrated duo
THIS IS GREAT OMG
YAY BRO FIRST ONE
THIS VIDEO IS GOLD
Nobody:
Fukuzawa with a cat:
Me: HOLY SH*T THAT’S SO CUTE!!
We need more Dazai and Ranpo interactions. They are the best
THIS MAKES ME ROLLING LMFAO HELP MY LUNGS-
1:17 Dazai is going commit suicide now just like he wanted
0:53... that pose...
lets be real, the only reason ranpo has put the gun on dazai and not himself if because he loves himself too much if he aint there someone will take his #1 detective place
this is why i love Ranpo dan Dazai :)
this brings back those FNAF memories
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....mulk.
Never been this entertained since the last time I saw the anime
wHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED
SAME
This is a MASTERPIECE
WHAT THE FAWK THIS LITERALLY CRACKS ME UP SO GOOOODD AAAHHH 😭
Join the Armed Detective Agency they said.
This is hilarious. Subscribed for life
OMG THAT'S AMAZING
THERE'S SO MUCH CAOS
I LOVE IT
Them: [screaming]
Subtitles: [applause]
Never knew how much I needed this until now-
Kunikida taking out a mulk from Ranpo's safe...
(Ranpo fangirl)
*sorry dad*
GAHAHAAAHA Ranpo pointing a gun to Dazai instead of him to treaten Kunikida it's cannon. YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND.
What the Port Mafia thinks the Armed Detective Agency is doing: analysis, coming up with plans to beat the mafia, saving people, killing bad guys, solving crime after crime.
What they actually do:
this is the purpose of life. change my mind
1:02
It’s Dazai’s wonderful singing voice
i like how they make fukuzawa ranpo's dad
Me: deciding to re-watch all these masterpieces lazydoodledoo has made while having a refreshing drink as well. also me: realizes I’m drinking milk while watching this
Why is this so good? I don't understand it but I love it
I wonder if Ranpo actually carries around a gun.
Everyone: *Threatening to kill themselves and eachother*
Captions: [Applause]