Trees Can TALK to Each Other... But How?

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  • @dallebull
    @dallebull 7 років тому +607

    Vegetarian is an old Indian name for "Bad Hunter".

    • @GBart
      @GBart 7 років тому +7

      that doesn't make sense
      for so many reasons
      even as a joke

    • @Sul227
      @Sul227 7 років тому +35

      And where do you hunt? The supermarket?

    • @teodor-hj4lx
      @teodor-hj4lx 7 років тому +7

      Sul he uses a credit card as a weapon

    • @kronusexodues7283
      @kronusexodues7283 7 років тому +5

      didn't old Indians live in communities where many people, didn't hunt at all because everyone had a specialized job? for example tent builders, baby sitters and tailors all weren't hunters at all.
      I would gladly accept your comment as a joke and laugh about it. it's just jokes are supposed to be funny.

    • @goldroger9990
      @goldroger9990 7 років тому

      Björn Dahlberg so what about vegan

  • @jasongracesonofzeus
    @jasongracesonofzeus 7 років тому +1465

    The Trees talk? No wonder, The Lord Of The Rings always speaks the truth.

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 7 років тому +25

      I am no tree.. I am an Ent.
      Well, as long as trees just stay trees and dont turn into Huorns we should be fine o.O

    • @tusenbensen334
      @tusenbensen334 7 років тому +10

      THE FOREST IS COMMING!

    • @rainsweptflower
      @rainsweptflower 7 років тому +6

      brb, panting a tree or two in my yard.

    • @fomod_
      @fomod_ 7 років тому +5

      Jason Grace oi, could I have some nutrients, mate?

    • @snake_the_solid
      @snake_the_solid 7 років тому +1

      Rick112 u sure mate I know u want nutrients but they are expired

  • @stealths4557
    @stealths4557 7 років тому +299

    "Dog can you seriously stop pissing on me you little fuck!"

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 7 років тому +3

      Stealths Noo I think he would be proud that he peed on him. It gives him water, aight?

    • @nadiaeastaugh3845
      @nadiaeastaugh3845 7 років тому

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @zebcas7337
      @zebcas7337 7 років тому +3

      pee contains nitrogen and plants love nitrogen.

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 7 років тому +5

      Wolframium Tungsten I gave that roof a pizza, roofs love pizza.

    • @evaalex001
      @evaalex001 7 років тому +5

      I bet the trees actually like the minerals from the pee.

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 7 років тому +269

    *trees see woodcutter cutting trees*
    Tree1: OH FUCK JOHNNY IS DEAD
    Tree2: EVERY TREE FOR TREESELF FML
    Tree3: TAKE MY NUTRIENTS AND TELL THE MUSHROOMS I LOVED THEM
    Woodcutter: a nice quiet day

    • @unavailable6950
      @unavailable6950 7 років тому +2

      Ur boi Taro 😂😂😂 I love this

    • @theramchepser7644
      @theramchepser7644 7 років тому +23

      this is my version
      woodcutter: gotta do my job
      tree 1: SHIT THE WOODCUTTER IS BACK
      tree 2: CODE RED EVERYBODY ADAM WE NEED REINFORCMENTS WE NEED THE BEES
      tree 3: OMN HE IS CUTTING ME
      tree 4: OH MY NATURE JASON STAY WITH ME
      tree 5: I CALLED THE BEES THEY ARE COMING DONT WORRY JASON
      tree 2: JASON IS DOWN I REPEAT JASON IS DOWN
      tree 4: NOOOO JASON
      tree 3: tell my mushrooms i love them
      woodcutter: what a lovely day oh a bee *Smack*
      tree 1: FUCK HE KILLED THE BEE
      tree 2: WE ARE DOOMED
      tree 4: FUCK HE IS CUTTING ME TO
      tree 5: I AM SORRY I FAILED YOU GUYS
      4 hours later
      woodcutter: damn its quiet here wel i think i earned 147 dollars today nice : )

  • @dylanbaron__
    @dylanbaron__ 7 років тому +189

    Bruh the Amazon must be crazy.

    • @aaronmassey4056
      @aaronmassey4056 7 років тому +7

      DBarationX tree rave!

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 6 років тому +5

      Yeah and they all would be very scared of the loggers cutting them down =(

  • @2ue
    @2ue 7 років тому +657

    The first sentence is roasting millions of people. Lol
    EDIT : The second sentence xD

    • @drfyhghjygyfth2454
      @drfyhghjygyfth2454 7 років тому +24

      Pathogenic Squirel Hey, thoughty2 here.

    • @Sledric
      @Sledric 7 років тому +1

      The first part. The first sentence is his intro.

    • @vaishu1462
      @vaishu1462 7 років тому +9

      Pathogenic Squirel im vegetarian but i do not give a shit.

    • @venacava7897
      @venacava7897 7 років тому +3

      l20_m20 if u didnt, u wouldn't write this comment

    • @jacobblake164
      @jacobblake164 7 років тому +4

      Miguel Flores looks like even vegetarians hate each other now smh

  • @LurkingDuck
    @LurkingDuck 7 років тому +535

    I wonder what they say when a tree gets cut down... TREE: "FUUUUCK JIMMY FUUUUCK ITS OVER RUUUUNN!"

    • @mclovin510
      @mclovin510 7 років тому

      Lionel Messi lmaooo

    • @yellowstonethepony7769
      @yellowstonethepony7769 7 років тому +11

      Lionel Messi Imagen a forrest fire

    • @akashkvijay
      @akashkvijay 7 років тому +1

      Who's jimmy? Your tax collector?

    • @fomod_
      @fomod_ 7 років тому +9

      Lionel Messi oi! wot the fook 're ye doing, mate? yer cuttin' down me mate!

    • @garrettallen7427
      @garrettallen7427 7 років тому +5

      Lionel Messi "Run! Ru... no wait I can't! Please someone help me!

  • @tbolinger75
    @tbolinger75 7 років тому +70

    "Back in my day..."
    "Frank, you're 887 years old, for fuck's sake, we don't care!"
    "Back in my day, you youngsters weren't nearly as old as you are now. *chuckles*"
    "Oh Jesus Christ... oh look, there's a fire coming this way, thank God."

  • @navodadesilva
    @navodadesilva 7 років тому +221

    Do trees flirt ?

    • @TomskyB
      @TomskyB 7 років тому +96

      "Hey there sexy, your leaves are lookin' very green today."

    • @1234nateman
      @1234nateman 7 років тому +58

      Navoda De Silva "oooh baby did you paint your roots today? I like your new leaf cut"

    • @decidudew2347
      @decidudew2347 7 років тому +71

      "what big branches you have"

    • @mle1872
      @mle1872 7 років тому +78

      "ah ah keep pumping those nutrients inside me"

    • @neilcampbell7375
      @neilcampbell7375 7 років тому +40

      *THE INTERNET*

  • @taro8095
    @taro8095 7 років тому +50

    So, does that mean tree's listen to our conversations and can possibly understand us? God damn it, I bet that oak tree in my backyard is talking shit about me...

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 7 років тому +8

      It won't be talking anymore once I buy some matches

    • @wowazowgirl
      @wowazowgirl 7 років тому +5

      Chris Ramsey well damn

    • @ColtonRoarky0m0msaidhigh
      @ColtonRoarky0m0msaidhigh 7 років тому +1

      Are your neurons attached to that of a tree?

    • @Twomato
      @Twomato 7 років тому

      The guy's backyard I'm in has a dog that he calls "Billy the Kangaroo".

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 7 років тому

      Many gardeners agree that plants do seem to respond to talking.

  • @ikeyasector
    @ikeyasector 7 років тому +302

    Ugh. Now the NSA is going to wiretap their network as well.

    • @Trekattaron
      @Trekattaron 7 років тому +13

      Lmao

    • @saneauto
      @saneauto 7 років тому +11

      And raise taxes to fund it. LOL

    • @gcwapa2787
      @gcwapa2787 7 років тому +2

      Hounddog Qix Fun fact : Communist countries use tree roots for missle launch activation codes... /s

    • @ikeyasector
      @ikeyasector 7 років тому +4

      About damn time. I've been using it for pizza delivery. Yes, it takes forever in the winter but ever since I gave my Silver Maples a cell phone and a internet access. Well... Let's just say that 'tree porn' keeps popping up on my network. Dirty dirty trees.

    • @gcwapa2787
      @gcwapa2787 7 років тому +9

      Hounddog Qix Just upgraded from 56k oak to gigabit birch, its noice.

  • @Master_Therion
    @Master_Therion 7 років тому +698

    It's sad, but when you see a tree all by itself it's because it's not very... poplar.
    ;)

    • @shreyasrao6297
      @shreyasrao6297 7 років тому +3

      Master Therion You ruined the pun by explaining :(

    • @Master_Therion
      @Master_Therion 7 років тому +7

      Thanks, I deleted the explanation... I'm still not sure many people will get it. But you are right, it ruined the joke for those who do. I appreciate the feedback ^_^

    • @EZIOXXX777
      @EZIOXXX777 7 років тому +4

      Master Therion, please, drop the winky face, it isn't necessary, is just annoying.

    • @shreyasrao6297
      @shreyasrao6297 7 років тому +8

      kiwiboy02 You don't get the pun m8

    • @Blastercadre
      @Blastercadre 7 років тому +15

      I say we should KNOT explain it to them.

  • @Милош-р3д
    @Милош-р3д 7 років тому +166

    I love your channel because it gives answers to questions nobody has asked

  • @q7ozi
    @q7ozi 7 років тому +22

    A tree: "oi mate can you pass me some food?"
    Another tree :" fuck off mate,get your own"

  • @DreadBirate
    @DreadBirate 7 років тому +70

    the fungi are like the hackers and troll of the Woodwide Wed

    • @GlobalGaming101
      @GlobalGaming101 7 років тому +1

      Jaden Shelton You edited that comment and still got it wrong. Lol

    • @DreadBirate
      @DreadBirate 7 років тому

      what do you mean?

    • @sondushussein1679
      @sondushussein1679 7 років тому

      Jaden Shelton Punctuation. That's how.

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 6 років тому +2

      Mushroom: "Hey, guys! Mind if we join your chat?"
      Spruce: "Oh God, not you again."
      Oak: "Why do you always bother us?"
      Beech: "Oak, there's a forest fire heading for us!"
      Oak: "Thank God, now we won't have to deal with this guy's shit anymore."

  • @jakubrejzekjunior7349
    @jakubrejzekjunior7349 7 років тому +147

    So internet is just human kind of a forest.

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +2

      Jakub Rejzek Junior Well human forest are a while lot Whittier then plant forest.

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +1

      Whittier\

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +7

      shitier*

    • @acommentor6651
      @acommentor6651 7 років тому +2

      Jakub Rejzek Junior Yea besides the not being natural aspect and how it's full of unneeded shit

    • @aeo5914
      @aeo5914 7 років тому

      Jakub Rejzek Junior 😨 😓

  • @argentavisimpia1390
    @argentavisimpia1390 7 років тому +332

    The trees have achieved communism.Forest of the world unite!!!

    • @GBart
      @GBart 7 років тому +6

      Kind of except it's really just giving off and absorbing chemicals. They don't know what they're doing or why.

    • @argentavisimpia1390
      @argentavisimpia1390 7 років тому +1

      Silkendrum fixed, thank you inglish is not my mother language

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +2

      gaylord more of an anarchy fan myself.

    • @Dooms98-p2k
      @Dooms98-p2k 7 років тому

      Isn't it more like socialism instead of communism?

    • @nils191
      @nils191 7 років тому +1

      Carl.. Pass me the Flamethrower. We need to burn some commies!

  • @thotty2705
    @thotty2705 7 років тому +172

    This video was Tree-mendous.

    • @Twomato
      @Twomato 7 років тому +5

      This video was bullshit.

    • @ethan3282
      @ethan3282 4 роки тому +2

      @@Twomato U know it's actually true

  • @whitejester
    @whitejester 7 років тому +102

    if they existed before us. I wonder how many wood wars they had???

    • @whitejester
      @whitejester 7 років тому +1

      ***** Definitely XD

    • @whitejester
      @whitejester 7 років тому

      ***** it's a nightmare

    • @Twomato
      @Twomato 7 років тому +1

      72 and counting
      Edit: 720000*

    • @reesehall1846
      @reesehall1846 7 років тому +1

      White Jester Wood world 1, Wood war 2.

    • @bappysani
      @bappysani 7 років тому

      Reese Hall no
      . The only thing I can think of is that you are not going to be able to get a new one for you to be able to use the same version of the paper and the fact that I am not able in
      .

  • @djs9931
    @djs9931 7 років тому +61

    WTF! This is amazing, I never knew trees could talk to each other!

  • @joshuamoore870
    @joshuamoore870 7 років тому +135

    Tree: "Pass Me Some Food Mate"

    • @sidramen4943
      @sidramen4943 7 років тому +3

      Joshua Moore other tree: "no brother. you may not have any oats"

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w 7 років тому +2

      Joshua Moore Your profile looks like a real life version of the MC from Meet the Robinson

    • @sidramen4943
      @sidramen4943 7 років тому

      Hara Suparyanto my old profile picture had one punch man saying "OK"

    • @joshuamoore870
      @joshuamoore870 7 років тому

      Hara Suparyanto yeah for some reason a lot of people tell me that

    • @joshuamoore870
      @joshuamoore870 7 років тому

      ಠ_ಠ lol but now it's the Wilson

  • @mediadefacto4204
    @mediadefacto4204 7 років тому +38

    My cactus Sebastian demands a box of potassium in 20mg bags and a getaway wheeled pot. He took the cat hostage and threatens the family with a knife.

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 7 років тому +5

      Buy him a money tree, anough to sneak his cactus friends across the border

  • @aristost4152
    @aristost4152 7 років тому +71

    TREE?????? I AM NO TREE!!!!! I AM AN ENT!!!

  • @easyandfindable
    @easyandfindable 7 років тому +37

    I guess The Giving Tree makes sense now.

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 7 років тому +76

    If I become a tree in a next life I will be the most *poplar* tree in the network

    • @acommentor6651
      @acommentor6651 7 років тому +4

      Ur boi Taro Or if you're lucky the one tree they're trying to kill

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 7 років тому +1

      Unless you're a poplar tree in an oak forest, then no one will like you.

  • @username4239
    @username4239 7 років тому +73

    Nobody needs the Lorax. The trees can speak for themselves.

  • @iskan9115
    @iskan9115 7 років тому +65

    So trees have more social life than me

  • @moidhassan5552
    @moidhassan5552 7 років тому +17

    His jokes are totally on point :D Thumbs up for his sense of humour .

    • @moidhassan5552
      @moidhassan5552 7 років тому +7

      I love his sense of humour.

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 7 років тому

      Moid Hassan Well, Brits are like thst mostly.

  • @BurgundyandBlue1111
    @BurgundyandBlue1111 7 років тому +3

    This is great to know. I love wooded areas and derive such peace when walking there. Perhaps the trees know when a human who appreciates them is present. I never thought trees have families and are aware of and take special care of their babies. How sweet!

  • @Ray-mw1fx
    @Ray-mw1fx 7 років тому +34

    I am groot.

  • @ErnesMusija
    @ErnesMusija 7 років тому +65

    They are not trees.They are ENTS!!!!

    • @jcgaming645
      @jcgaming645 7 років тому

      Nobody I was about to type that

    • @jcgaming645
      @jcgaming645 7 років тому

      Nobody I was about to type that

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 7 років тому

      Nobody what's an ENT?

    • @theredpyrogt6295
      @theredpyrogt6295 7 років тому

      200000000009655443456446464543677435453 Views Google it

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 років тому

      Heh.

  • @gayspacemagic2306
    @gayspacemagic2306 7 років тому +50

    So Humanity isn't that bad!! Trees have war too!

    • @JM-us3fr
      @JM-us3fr 7 років тому +1

      Angels of the Broken Banner Seeing that bonobos live in peace and are the second most intelligent species (tied with chimps) I'd say we're still pretty dumb.

    • @gayspacemagic2306
      @gayspacemagic2306 7 років тому

      QED Noooooooooooooooooooo

    • @thavrisco1632
      @thavrisco1632 7 років тому +7

      No, we're as stupid as trees, but we have the ability to show it

    • @Cuttl.e
      @Cuttl.e 7 років тому

      Angels of the Broken Banner it doesn't make humans better, just trees worse

    • @madis.7280
      @madis.7280 7 років тому +1

      +ThaVrisco But...trees aren't stupid, they're amazingly smart especially for a plant! Humans, on the other hand are not even only stupid, but also mean. Animals and all other beings of nature kill out of necessity (food, protection etc), humans are the only parasites out there who not even destroy nature, but their own species as well...😶

  • @SadNiggaHours
    @SadNiggaHours 7 років тому +9

    I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees.
    The trees say "roll me another blunt Jeff"

  • @TimthePhilosiraptorExhale
    @TimthePhilosiraptorExhale 6 років тому

    That. Has to be the most beautiful story I have heard in a very long time. I cried.

  • @marir1048
    @marir1048 7 років тому +7

    Pocahontas must've been on some next level shit.

  • @cris6543211
    @cris6543211 7 років тому +21

    Thanks alot now every time i see a tree get cut down im going to imaging it screaming for mercy ...

    • @MsNomulan
      @MsNomulan 7 років тому

      cris6543211 was thinking exactly the same thing

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 7 років тому

      cris6543211 Well we need it sometimes, they make the best tables.

    • @ohlawd3699
      @ohlawd3699 7 років тому

      El stupido

    • @Raccer
      @Raccer 7 років тому

      cris6543211 well he did say that trees lack the nerves to feel pain so although he may die he wont suffer

  • @robertwells9903
    @robertwells9903 7 років тому +77

    Holy hell Avatar was real....

    • @macuss87
      @macuss87 7 років тому

      Isn't Avatar a documentary?

    • @saneauto
      @saneauto 7 років тому

      Dances with Wolves in SPACE

    • @MichaelSephiroth
      @MichaelSephiroth 7 років тому

      Exactly my words except hell part.

    • @MegaBisket
      @MegaBisket 7 років тому

      Robert Wells IKR!!!

    • @Hehogaming
      @Hehogaming 7 років тому

      Robert Wells insert inception horn here

  • @yafi2475
    @yafi2475 7 років тому +26

    I wish trees could read books using Audible!

  • @ZA-sy7dn
    @ZA-sy7dn 7 років тому +1

    Fantastic video! One of the best on UA-cam. Always informative and simple, research well done and big questions broken down

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 7 років тому +3

    "Woodwide web"
    They couldn't resist making that pun couldn't they?

  • @vesavainio5559
    @vesavainio5559 7 років тому +171

    Thoughty2 actually clickbaits. But how?

    • @lare290
      @lare290 7 років тому +38

      At least he answered the title.

    • @vesavainio5559
      @vesavainio5559 7 років тому +1

      PerunaVallankumous Suomalaisia!

    • @RaNd0mGaMeRzZ
      @RaNd0mGaMeRzZ 7 років тому +31

      Vesa Vainio That's not click bait, he can't answer the question in the fucking title can he? It's directly related to the topic and the question is answered.....

    • @vesavainio5559
      @vesavainio5559 7 років тому +1

      Sam van de Pas I knew already that they could communicate. And besides my comment was just a joke.

    • @philo9609
      @philo9609 7 років тому +3

      Stop calling everything clickbait for crying out loud! In germany we litterally learn how to make interesting headlines in school, when we're 8! Its only clickbait if the video does not connect to title or thumbnail, everything else hase been done long before anybody has ever clicked anything.
      How do you think books or newspapers are sold ffs?

  • @thachosenjuan216
    @thachosenjuan216 7 років тому +17

    Anybody remember the movie The Happening, well let's clean the environment up people!! lol

    • @andrejohnson5985
      @andrejohnson5985 7 років тому +2

      ive Been looking for this Comment!! i swear when Mother earth gets Fed up with our Shit! The Happening will Happen..

  • @SolihuGeriCR
    @SolihuGeriCR 7 років тому +50

    imagine if we could hear all the bullshit trees say 😂

  • @chiconapeacefulpath
    @chiconapeacefulpath 7 років тому

    I've heard some of these conversations on accident and they are so amazing, vibrant and full of personality! It is out of this world what is going on beyond maya!

  • @szakacsfulop
    @szakacsfulop 7 років тому

    This makes me so happy. Normal people always feel a special connection to trees,this helps explain it.

  • @alf-olearntsen2697
    @alf-olearntsen2697 7 років тому +12

    Roses are red
    My heart is fat
    Will you be my valentine?
    Or casssh me outside, how buh dah?

  • @MRozzaqYusaliano
    @MRozzaqYusaliano 7 років тому +176

    Wow, im early.....
    Let's not make a joke

  • @angrypeepo9535
    @angrypeepo9535 7 років тому +19

    But can they main Hanzo? That's the real question

  • @wegankpvp5736
    @wegankpvp5736 7 років тому

    I'm just speechless.. this is amazing they have wars and everything they are just like humans... but different!!

  • @nathanguzman7904
    @nathanguzman7904 7 років тому +3

    We've been using a sub-sentient race as fuel and building materials? My God, what have we done!

  • @KomalGill
    @KomalGill 7 років тому +11

    plants don't have a nervous system to feel pain and emotions

    • @evershumor1302
      @evershumor1302 7 років тому +6

      Møøn Princess not in our way. maybe different

    • @GBart
      @GBart 7 років тому +2

      Evers Humor not at all

    • @brycez.4879
      @brycez.4879 7 років тому +7

      "Not at all" that must've been backed by hours of research. LMFAO

    • @MrBruteSmasher
      @MrBruteSmasher 7 років тому +1

      Møøn Princess I imagine they experience pain but in their own way. They're a good example of what an alien species may be like. They evolved in their own way.

    • @stilts1003
      @stilts1003 7 років тому

      Møøn Princess he said that.

  • @sushibears
    @sushibears 7 років тому +13

    alright groot stop it

  • @C66-p6f
    @C66-p6f 7 років тому +39

    you know not all vegetarians and vegans are weirdos. Some just want a better diet

    • @tely101
      @tely101 7 років тому +7

      Seriously...a better diet without meat?

    • @C66-p6f
      @C66-p6f 7 років тому +6

      Grizzly Productions it is better for you

    • @C66-p6f
      @C66-p6f 7 років тому +3

      RPGStylee lol ok eat what you want I don't care I'm not trying influence you to become a vegetarian like I said not all of us are weirdos I'm just saying I think it's a better diet

    • @clairel7552
      @clairel7552 7 років тому +1

      Why not use advanced technology?

    • @gongaga1234
      @gongaga1234 7 років тому +2

      _why yall bickering im a vegetarian and yeah both sides have their pros and cons shhh yall eat what u wanna eat_

  • @RavenclawSeer
    @RavenclawSeer 7 років тому

    Wow how amazing! I figured as much though since everything in a forest is more or less connected.

  • @_space.pony_
    @_space.pony_ 7 років тому +4

    I love you. And my 3 year old does impressions of your accent.

  • @UltraGaivalas
    @UltraGaivalas 7 років тому +7

    i read somewhere that every material thing in the universe has consciousness, even stones have some rudimentary consciousness.

    • @andrejansen3281
      @andrejansen3281 7 років тому +1

      UltraGaivalas Something to do with the philosophical idea of 'Panpsychism' or 'psychic monism?

    • @TravellerAstray
      @TravellerAstray 7 років тому

      UltraGaivalas yeah but I haven't seen proof of stone having consciousness...

    • @sethmaskovich6541
      @sethmaskovich6541 7 років тому

      so atoms have concoiusness? damn.

  • @AEIOU-v5e
    @AEIOU-v5e 7 років тому +34

    It takes 15x the amount of crops you could eat on you own to raise one pound of beef. Theres still less plant suffering by going vegan or vegitarian

    • @DeathMonkeys
      @DeathMonkeys 7 років тому +3

      Stop, you will not get a metal here, go back to the fiery depths of hell.

    • @AEIOU-v5e
      @AEIOU-v5e 7 років тому +1

      DeathMonkeys Excuse me. My metal is CHINESE, thank you very much.

    • @ohlawd3699
      @ohlawd3699 7 років тому

      Agreed.

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 7 років тому +1

      Zag Zagzag Hey man if he suicides then you go to jail you know that? Don't tell ppl to kill themselves if they do you got scrwd.

    • @orkhepaj
      @orkhepaj 7 років тому +1

      Emre Yavuzalp nah i wont go to jail , why would I?
      Anyway I didnt tell him to kill herself.

  • @VelvetCzar
    @VelvetCzar 7 років тому +6

    What if grass could scream when you mowed your lawn?

    • @theliveing
      @theliveing 7 років тому +1

      We'd really find out who the sadistic people are.

    • @AelwynMr
      @AelwynMr 7 років тому +5

      Brandon Boudreau It sort of does. When cut grass produces a chemical signal to tell other plants that predators are around, so they shoud put more resources in becoming hard and poisonous. This also attracts predators of the plant eaters, there are even different signals depending on the sort of damage (e.g. caterpillars vs. mammals). True story!

    • @SoulDelSol
      @SoulDelSol 7 років тому +1

      Brandon Boudreau it does. you know that "freshly cut grass smell"? that's grass communicating through pheromones (chemical signals) about damage it is under going

  • @adumate6543
    @adumate6543 Рік тому +1

    Wise, mystical tree

  • @FluffyKittenz69
    @FluffyKittenz69 7 років тому +24

    I keep putting 40 as the affiliate code, it's not working

  • @kronusexodues7283
    @kronusexodues7283 7 років тому +8

    if plants have feelings and live in agony on our field, almost wishing for the day they finally get freed by a gruesome death between a pair of teeth... then unfortunatelly vegans and vegetarieans are still kinda the good guys because growing meat takes a lot more plant's lives. but soon enough we will have bacteria that produce a nutricious goo.

  • @AqareCover
    @AqareCover 7 років тому +4

    only watched 6 seconds of the video and already clicked on the like button

  • @KyleCPM
    @KyleCPM 7 років тому +4

    Omni to Vegitarian to vegan to fruitarian to sythetarian. I got this.
    If you really want to worry about it. consider the certainty of the first on this list.
    World #AspiringScientificVegan All you need are Morals, Chemistry, & Physics.

  • @Duke00x
    @Duke00x 7 років тому

    they made not be able to feel pain but they can send out warning signals to other trees when they are damaged/attacked by something.

  • @Joooe97
    @Joooe97 7 років тому

    i never thought id say this but...
    being a tree would be dope! so much love

  • @vincentprofita1102
    @vincentprofita1102 7 років тому +3

    I checked the date to see if it was an April fools joke XD

  • @blazingbrad01
    @blazingbrad01 7 років тому +47

    well vegans, what you gonna eat now?? looks like soil and water are your only options.

    • @crackythepirate416
      @crackythepirate416 7 років тому +12

      Bradley Delbono this just in! Soil and water are actually alive and have emotions! *Vegans have officially been declared extinct

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +2

      Bradley Delbono Its funny because there are carnivorous plants out there like the Venus flytrap. Even plants eat meat.

    • @DeathMonkeys
      @DeathMonkeys 7 років тому +1

      +oscar alonso: Never thought about that! Does that mean that some plants have a higher intelligence than all Vegans?

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +1

      DeathMonkeys well Venus flytraps are actually quite stupid. If your finger touches them they will close their mouth thinking its a fly and die because they think they are still suggesting it after forever. There are some species that might be smarter tho. After all, trees managed to make communism work and we could not.

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому

      ***** Joke. Chill.

  • @billybandabull5573
    @billybandabull5573 7 років тому +9

    plants are better humans than us. Rip

  • @RayHuong
    @RayHuong 7 років тому

    This was all news to me, mostly. Bravo, 42!

  • @NightcoreLabOfficial
    @NightcoreLabOfficial 7 років тому

    Even trees are better than our humanity

  • @bbmihu2496
    @bbmihu2496 7 років тому +7

    hi,42. My name is 27(thelegend)

  • @mcgoldenblade4765
    @mcgoldenblade4765 7 років тому +10

    I'm a vegetable rights activist

    • @humblefrog1882
      @humblefrog1882 7 років тому

      Merkky good. Preserve more plants by going vegan and not breeding unsustainable amounts of livestock by feeding them those plants your referring to.

  • @CaptainFrankBlack
    @CaptainFrankBlack 7 років тому +43

    so vegans dont eat meat because animal lives matter, but if you have that mindset then how can plant lives not matter after watching this video? wheres the middle ground?

    • @boaz08
      @boaz08 7 років тому +8

      Sean Murray the plants needed for the meat are still far more than if you'd consume the plants directly

    • @CaptainFrankBlack
      @CaptainFrankBlack 7 років тому +7

      not really relevant to my comment.

    • @boaz08
      @boaz08 7 років тому

      +truewarrior70 i'm not killing the same amount of plants, you're still killing 1 cow.

    • @TheRealFoxeR
      @TheRealFoxeR 7 років тому +11

      Farm animals eat significantly more plants in their lifetimes (4 years for a cow) than any human ever would. So by not eating animal products, vegans save more animals AND plants.

    • @SantiagoRK96
      @SantiagoRK96 7 років тому +8

      Also, take into account that plants don't feel pain (at least that we know of). By killing an animal you make it suffer and feel pain, but plants can't feel this :)

  • @HowFromTwitter
    @HowFromTwitter 7 років тому +1

    Congrats on 2 million Arran! :)

  • @BockDAB
    @BockDAB 7 років тому +1

    "What could trees be possibly talking about?" Ask Gimli

  • @mrinalthakur3459
    @mrinalthakur3459 7 років тому +16

    I wonder how many girls just come here to watch him speaking
    just watching this Handsome young English man
    even though they may not understand 60℅ of information he gives

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 6 років тому

      John Cena Hey, some people just have a hard time understanding accents. I have a hard time understanding what he's saying sometimes because he doesn't have the traditional London dialect we think of. He has more of a Lancashire dialect. That doesn't make anyone dumb, that just means they don't hear that accent much.

    • @Papershire
      @Papershire 6 років тому

      Yeah most girls aren't pervs. I am, but most aren't. ;)

    • @ifrazali3052
      @ifrazali3052 4 роки тому

      wtf are you talking about

  • @thelichking5436
    @thelichking5436 2 роки тому +3

    Who else clicked on the video remembering the wise mystical tree?

  • @pest9448
    @pest9448 5 років тому +3

    The trees speak in Vietnamese

  • @kimberleebrackley2793
    @kimberleebrackley2793 7 років тому

    Thank you! l love trees, they are some of my favorite long living beauties Hav a wonderful

  • @veronica-
    @veronica- 7 років тому +1

    Those groups are in fact, not screwed, because the animals you eat are fed by those plants, therefore you just double the damage.

  • @rohaanpatel
    @rohaanpatel 7 років тому +3

    In your intro it sounds like you say *'forty-two'*

  • @fransandling5822
    @fransandling5822 7 років тому +4

    I love trees. I've been told they scream on an electronic scale if approached by cutting equipment. Oak trees are the most friendly, silver birch are stand offish.. If you hold one and close your eyes and have the ability to see on other dimensions, trees that live in towns play a slide show of what they've seen, of the scenery, people, their clothes and generally what's gone on.. They use fungi to move water around to keep them all watered. They are truly amazing creatures

  • @rowanmeddings8553
    @rowanmeddings8553 7 років тому +8

    chemical reactions not communication

    • @rowanmeddings8553
      @rowanmeddings8553 7 років тому +2

      most clickbait video yet nice one m8

    • @sidramen4943
      @sidramen4943 7 років тому +1

      Rowan Meddings do some research

    • @DrachenKaiser
      @DrachenKaiser 7 років тому +8

      but chemical reaction is also communication.

    • @unitzero4551
      @unitzero4551 7 років тому +2

      Rowan Meddings thats actually one way of communication (humans have electrical and chemical ones)

    • @goldenfoxa1810
      @goldenfoxa1810 7 років тому +1

      +Rowan Meddings and humans don't communicate they just vibrate sounds

  • @dirkoftheblaze2352
    @dirkoftheblaze2352 7 років тому

    When I write an essay, I reread it in my head with your voice to see if it still sounds good.

  • @aeo5914
    @aeo5914 7 років тому

    Dude, your channel is awesome! & ur suttle humor is definetly appreciated 😃

  • @captainsweden1514
    @captainsweden1514 7 років тому +4

    Thoughty2 is it true that you dont have legs?

    • @oscaralonso4699
      @oscaralonso4699 7 років тому +2

      Crazy Mickey 666 pssst.
      Don't tell him I told you but its true. His entire lower half is actually made of tree. That's how he obtained this information.

  • @curiousboy3700
    @curiousboy3700 7 років тому +6

    Thoughty2 do you reply to comments?

    • @tommasosimonini4469
      @tommasosimonini4469 7 років тому +20

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      > "not a scam"
      > "Free Virus"
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      @JeithKarrett 7 років тому +7

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    • @davidz8246
      @davidz8246 7 років тому +1

      Tommaso Simonini well, its true by saying its not a scam.

    • @jaysftw
      @jaysftw 7 років тому

      Get it quick before the price changes! This free discount only lasts until tomorrow! Get it now for free because if you don't, then it'll be 99 cents.

    • @entrippyZ
      @entrippyZ 7 років тому

      freevirusdownload dot gov sounds like its own meme

  • @sth6027
    @sth6027 7 років тому +15

    Okay I'm a vegetarian but I don't claim that plants have feelings.. can we please just all have our own opinions thanks.

    • @clairel7552
      @clairel7552 7 років тому +3

      What vegetarians claim that plants have feelings??? If they do, that essentially undermines the practice, as a primary reason to become vegan or vegetarian is the meat/dairy/egg industry is very cruel to animals.

    • @boaz08
      @boaz08 7 років тому +8

      Claire L no, the ammount of plants needed for animals are more than enough to feed the whole world. so by eating no meat you're still killing less plants

    • @acommentor6651
      @acommentor6651 7 років тому

      Boaz So if I eat one cow a month it's better because I'm not eating three a month

    • @boaz08
      @boaz08 7 років тому +3

      Clorox Bleach if you eat 1 cow a month you'll die before reaching 60 ;)

    • @acommentor6651
      @acommentor6651 7 років тому

      Boaz​ It's called an analogy Einstein

  • @melissahunniq4642
    @melissahunniq4642 7 років тому

    That finally makes sense as to why I always want to hug a big tree, the Earth's people.

  • @insertwittyprofilenamehere
    @insertwittyprofilenamehere 4 роки тому

    Fascinating! I'd heard previously that trees communicate, but didn't realize they could be altruistic or wage war against other species of trees.

  • @DragonMaster1804
    @DragonMaster1804 7 років тому +3

    Has anybody ever actually even thought of using Audible because of the lame 60 seconds they steal from all good science-based UA-cam channels' videos? I just close the video as soon as it's mentioned (if at the end, obviously).

  • @duckdumbsmartpplimnotbored5175
    @duckdumbsmartpplimnotbored5175 7 років тому +6

    Im vegan

  • @Dooms98-p2k
    @Dooms98-p2k 7 років тому +4

    Soooo, the trees are socialist? Awesome.

  • @ddneq677
    @ddneq677 7 років тому

    I love your voice. It's perfect for narration.

  • @saneauto
    @saneauto 7 років тому

    Thanks for making another interesting and entertaining video. I watch every video you make.

  • @djsnapdamoke4205
    @djsnapdamoke4205 7 років тому +7

    I'm early lemme tell a joke...
    Donald Trump

    • @bitsadinnit8243
      @bitsadinnit8243 7 років тому +4

      H1GH FLY3R that was stupid and it wasn't funny...
      and this is speaking from a person who doesn't even support Trump or is from America

    • @bt4670
      @bt4670 7 років тому

      H1GH FLY3R so clever and original

    • @djsnapdamoke4205
      @djsnapdamoke4205 7 років тому

      Pope I don't want to start a flame war about politics, so you do you man, that's just my opinion

    • @djsnapdamoke4205
      @djsnapdamoke4205 7 років тому

      Pope We all have our own opinions, and I am sorry that I alarmed you, it was just a piece of lighthearted humor :)

    • @bitsadinnit8243
      @bitsadinnit8243 7 років тому

      Pope he is a joke... have you seen his Twitter posts and even the things he's just said as a president? he is kind of a meme...

  • @miladne1092
    @miladne1092 7 років тому +2

    How scientific is this bull ??
    huh

  • @parminder_sandhu
    @parminder_sandhu 7 років тому +4

    so all this is theory and speculation right?

  • @BertGrink
    @BertGrink 6 років тому +1

    @3:56 "there are *good* trees and *bad* trees" Ents and Huorns?

  • @utoobkid8816
    @utoobkid8816 2 роки тому +1

    wise mystical tree