Next To You - NSP
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Yet another unbelievable installment of amazingness from Ninja Sex Party!
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Featuring members of the Spangles Dance Company: Marjorie Failoni, Gina Trello, Kristina Fernandez, Alissa Alter, Becca Lee, Valerie Salgado, Lizz Picini, Julie Kotarides
Directed by Jim Turner
Assistant Directed by Eric Smith and Bill Schaumberg
Gaffed by Benjamin Becker
Zombie Makeup Effects by Jess Rajs and Aileen Salerno
Stick Figure Illustrations by the Ninja Brian Graphic Design Co.
Guest starring:
Julie Katz as "Girl Who Broke Danny's Heart"
Dan Hodapp as "Roger Roger"
Gina Trello as "Claire"
Kristina Fernandez as "Lisa"
Rachel Bitney Wecht, Bill Schaumberg, and Benjamin Becker as Party People
Jerry Nwosuocha, Jess Rajs, Aileen Salerno, and Rachel Bitney Wecht as Zombies
Lyrics
We'd been friends for many years
Until I finally confessed
That I've always loved you darling
But you were not impressed
If I can never be your lover
Then I'll accept our destiny
And I'll embrace your gift of friendship
As I jack off constantly
Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall
With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls
Oh, if you need me you just have to call
'Cause I'll be next to you,
Masturbating
1, 2, 3, let's do it!
Through the good times and the bad
I will do everything I can
Like if you ever need help moving,
I can jerk off in the van
If your car breaks on the road
I'll grab my crank and pick you up
And we can drive away together
As I lotion up my junk
Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us
I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis
Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this
'Cause I've been next to you,
Masturbating
Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not.
Every friendship I've ever had has been like this
You should know that I'm not doing this for myself
It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this...
for America!
Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart
This is Claire, we're gonna make out
You just go ahead and start
If it escalates to boning, it means I'm listening super hard
'Cause I'll be next to you,
Masturbating
Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend
We're gonna have a threesome
And a crowd of people's gathered
To watch me bang both her and Lisa
Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza
'Cause I'll be next to you,
Masturbating
Slash having a threesome with Claire
But still masturbating.
EVERY Friendship you've ever had has been like this!?
Even Ninja Brian!?
Especially Ninja Brian.
***** ***** The Beej.
Ninja Brian's his friend?
***** guys Danny and Brian always get their jo crystals fully charged at each sesh
Danny *learned* this from Ninja Brian. In matters of sexual harassment, Ninja Brian is sensei and Danny is the Sexy Widdle Baby.
You're absolutely right. Due to time restrictions we had to delete the scene where Ninja Brian fights back and murders the zombies, dancers, bystanders, Danny, and cameramen.
Thanks I thought so
I love how unbelievably expressive Brian's eyes are without the rest of his face visible. It must be something he actively practiced.... or the eyes are the most expressive part of the face.
BUT WHO CARES?! He's awesome!
He was once a professor long ago in a far off land of a University, so that vacant deadpan disappointed in everything you do in life eyes he has are just the trademarks he has earned, that and he's a ninja
He's like deadpool
IT'S BECAUSE HE HAS A PHD
This is so fake
Ninja Brian could've annihilated those zombies easily
Ninja Brian would probably have created the zombies just to have something new to kill
xdante619 Or he just understood the unbeatable power of Zombie Ninja Brian.
RandomOrder28 I didn't think of that possibility
It seemed to me like he just gave up on life after seeing Dan jacking off while the zombies were there. Or What RandomOrder28 said.
100% Ninja Brian could of fucked them zombies over
That ninja... he kind of looks like he has a PHD...
He's in a very elite group, called the awsome ninja, there are Only two. Brian, and this one albino Prussian guy...
he does have a PHD if you look at his description in "the decision" it says he does, kinda like Brian from grumps but not enough info to determine but im pretty sure they're not so oh well
He also looks a bit like the Manticore..
@@Chu_Nyanning that IS a strange coincidence!
I think you mean STD
How could someone dislike a NSP video? I just don't get it.
judging by the like/dislike ratio i'm guessing they missclicked
If given the option, there's always gonna be those giggling kids who dislike just because they can. :P
HK Normann if they misclicked then they can just try clicking lile again.
They don't DISLIKE. That's just impossible. They "like it less".
Nipple Stealer
IMPOSSIBLE! I am gay and I absolutely love NSP! It's can't be gay unless it was just Ninja Brian. Because he is gay and has an STD.
Clearly fake. Brian could totally overcome some lame zombie apocalypse.
he faked his death to draw his enemies out of hiding.
***** A fair point. But only Brian can confirm....
No obviously he moved so fast he made somebody else wear the ninja suit and hid in the shadows while they died
No he just was tired of seeing danny jack off. He’s seen it so many time he’s just tired of it
one of the best NSP songs to sing along to. it's just fun from a sheer vocal standpoint.
Just remember never sing NSP in the public.....otherwise things might get awkward. Or you might get laid by every girl in the room
***** BOTH ARE FAVORITE
Ugh. This song is great.
Ugh? You mean Ugh-standing!
Gaming mit Harvey
Yeah he does.
EpicRAWRRR That reference made me smile so hard...
1:09 man, 4 years later, that face still kills me everytime, thank you Danny, you miracle person you
Brian's glare during the zombie apocalypse physically hurts me.
Seriously, my ribs have been sore for the past ten minutes.
Spangles dance Co. are awesome! You gals rock!
The best 'feel good after a break up' song of all time.
I never actually saw the music video for this one, and I always imagined the girl being into it for some reason, but this is easily 1000X better!
I have the same Kimono... So this is the feeling of joy.
This is the best thing that I ever saw today
The van and car part is a masterpiece
I love how he headbangs at the same time. Dan is the best.
This song speaks to me on a personal level. It's now my theme song.
I love the melody of this song!
Danny would be getting such a great glow on his crystal.
i love how many of these scenes were shot in public
love how ninja brian is cool with all most any thing he does
LOL the red Star of David on his jumper! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
1:26
Brian's done with this shit
amazing
my radio does not compete
1:02-1:12 gets me every time 😂
Just found these guys today and I've been binge watching everything. I love them, they're so deliciously fucked up. It's great
I feel personally identified with this. So relatable.
"You're welcome for watching" Hahahahahaha perfect.
Danny truly is the greatest ninja in the world.
Man, your songs are always so catchy and awesome. I look forward to you amazing songs!
This hits close to home, like, actually.
Either this or FYI I wann f your I are is my favorite nsp song
I never realized how genius the NSP setup is. A member of a fucking band that's mute. I love it!
Is no one talking about the amazing dance girls?
Best song of NSP. Like the rhythm, sounds ans of course the lyrics. Very well done.
Awesome song
I need to figure out how to send this to my former crush.
This song randomly pops into my head 😂
i wanna learn how to play this on guitar. also i love this song!
OH NINJA BRIAN ALWAYS TROLL DANNY LOL HAHA YEAH !!!! GJ NINJA BRIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny's face at the end! So cute.
No homo. Lol
The Friendzoned National Anthem
I love the look Brian gave the girl when she rejected Dan's highfive
I like how he puts the lyrics in the description.
Is no one going to be the one to say this is one of their best music videos?
Danny's awesome hair? Check.
Aerobics girls? Check.
That head-shot of Danny that we can't tell if he loves it or hates it? Check.
Kimono? Check.
Hotel? Trivago.
So far I have gathered that Ninja Brian has two weaknesses:
1. Zombies
2. Applause and clapping from Steel Panther
The very Idea of Ninja Brian being overwhelmed by anything, least of all zombies, sickens me
that's brilliant
Danny Sexbang could single-handedly end the world's energy crisis if we could only grab hold of this power.
Why doesn't NSP have more views? I try to show these to my friends but nobody understands how hilarious these are. I mean, they're good songs on their own too.
Hey man, don't worry about it. You were just ahead of your time.
Dannys faces through out this video had me rolling the whole time
I wish Danny would join the "D Club" with me...
I was going to school just when i saw this.
I guess my headmaster wont mind that I'm an hour too late.
WHO DARES ME TO SEND THIS TO MY CRUSH
Ninja Brian and Danny Sex Bang need their own tv show.
Danny discovers a silver lining in being friend zoned.
i actually like this
Dancers are good.Song Was Good As Well
great tags in this one.
Mazel Tov I love this video
I now want to make a band like this
This song is sooo damn catchy!!
hey, it came back!
yes
magic
This song describes my life.
I feel it necessary to say, I just watched Tara die in Sons of Anarchy and this still made me laugh.
Thank you for never failing to brighten my day.
"I'm doing this for America."
I think we all are Dan, I think we all are.
Such a pure face.
the stealth of brian worked on me cause I was too focused on Danny until he mentioned Brian XD
I SERIOUSLY DID NOT SEE NINJA BRIAN UNTIL DANNY POINTED HIM OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't know why but I can relate to this song :/
i hope so
that ending face
favorite nsp song
Ninja Brian would literally destroy those zombies
lol i actually didn't notice ninja brian until danny said something
This song.
1:45 Ninja Brian's face is the best
This song perfectly defines my relationship status.
Still more respectful than guys who complain about the "friendzone"
Ninja Brains only weakness is zombies. He can kill every thing with ease but zombies are already dead. (Dramatic music)
Ninja Brian is best zombie hunter
Looks like we found one of Ninja Brian's weaknesses.
yea
Still their best song 11 years later
Nah, the prophecy has so many songs that are better, but this one is still great
Nah
When ever I get friend zoned, someone remind me to play this after I just got friend zoned.
Did anyone else feel that Ninja Brian was standing right behind you the entire time he was staring at you at the end of the video?
If you're wondering how Danny did this near the end well.... he used to be a ninja.
Yep, Claire!
Why are you not famous??!?!?!?!?! i can't understand OMG
America needs a little Danny juice right now.
HOW ARE THERE STILL NSP SONGS I'VE NEVER HEARD
I clearly hear "dearly" instead of "darling", but the song is still amazing
That cardboard keyboard still cracks me up. XD
DAMNIT ROGER.
okay am i the only one who didn't notice ninja brian until danny pointed him out?
Nice vid