-raped a legally blind kid in high school -spent a night in jail over strangling his grandmother -talks to little kids on xbox live -sent nudes to what he believed to be a minor -has sexted multiple other people he believed to be minors (these three make him a 3rd generation pedophile btw, as his father and grandfather also liked kids) -steals literally everything "creative" he has ever done -tried (unsuccessfully) to place a hit on a troll -constantly misuses police resources
I was actually listening to what that lady was saying when she was talking at the same time as Cyrax and its just sad. Not in a sympathy way but in a pathetic way. I mean she's right, he's just addicted to negativity and doing the same if not worse negative horrific shit in return.
This man’s story is a rabbit hole worth going down you start out wanting to feel bad for him and end up just watching to laugh at him as he gets worse and worse
@@germanwarrabbit Then you haven't learned anything about him yet. You only feel bad about him upon seeing him and then you watch just 1 summary of everything he's done and you hope he burns in hell. He deserves everything he's getting tenfold. He's a r*pist, child pr*d., zooph*le, racist, he's LITERALLY everything you can call someone. It's all well-documented and have been repeated at least once each. Plus, he never learns, his ego is the biggest I've seen anyone have and he's delusional to a disgusting degree. He got into a physical fight with his biggest troll, cried like a bitch after 3 punches and then got on stream to larp as if he won that fight, just running his mouth again at this person. He's absolutely insane.
Wendigoon: Hops in to call Pyro a furry and dismiss his personality. Pyro: "Erm actually I- I- I...🤓" Also Wendigoon: Leaves without another word. Common Wendigoon W
Of course he will. This is the biggest UA-camr to mention him. He’s gonna be so fucking annoying. But on the bright side it might bring him back home to UA-cam, and back into Marty’s warm, loving embrace 💞
20:27 He had schizophrenia, but he was an absolute genius. He made his own execution system in his own JIT-compiled programming language (which is extremely hard to make). He had a series of manic episodes he described as a revelation from God, and made the biblically themed OS after.
I don't think chance has schizophrenia. If he did hed be on chrises and Danny's level of crazy. Chance seems slightly less unhinged as he knows the bullshit his saying is false. I think he might be bipolar do to thr delusions and raging
@Bobby Joe The Unicornbro exactly, and I’m happy that that’s the general consensus these days. It’s too bad this level of compassion wasn’t shown to him until it was too late.
He's one of the worst, he's a grooming pedo caught multiple times in internet sting operations. He beat and choked his grandma because she wouldn't let him walk cross-state to meet a fake internet girlfriend back before he ever even started getting covered on the internet (Back in 2011). He sexually assaulted his blind high school 'best friend' Billy during an overnight stay and got himself expelled for it. He slandered the musician Danny Brown by making a video about fake pedo allegations a random troll made up and told him. Claims his biggest troll's family should've died in the gas chambers, it just goes on and on.
Theres a funny Cyraxx story that isnt covered in these videos. Music Biz Marty (troll rping as a billionaire label owner) rented an airbnb in Cyraxxs town and livestreamed out the porch. Cyraxx was heard shouting off camera across the street, sprinting over and tried to assault Marty, who is literally twice his size, who then promptly pinned Chance to the floor who then let out a bloodcurdling scream for sympathy
I'm so glad more and more people are being shown the goblin. His lore is amazing and the thing with him and Music Biz Marty is a feud comparable to Batman and Joker. So sad, but so funny.
Cyrax is the closest thing we get to DJ Spit from Smiling Friends. You cannot change my mind about this. The only difference is that DJ Spit is (somewhat) tolerable while Cyraxx is actually a terrible person.
Went down the Cyraxx rabbit hole last month, and now pyros reacting to the grease-wizards vid, on Cyraxx. It’s wild af that the grease wizard vid is considered outdated. Considered alot has happened, such as Marty body slamming Cyraxx (in self defense) on live; among a whole lot more. Still a great intro video to the horrorcow.
All jokes aside, I’ve been watching stuff about Cyrax for over 2 years. It was only a matter of time before this goblin was exposed by someone really big. That day has finally come 😮
I love watching pyrolive videos when im on break at work because if I watch oneyplays in public I will actually laugh at my phone and people would think I'm laughing for no reason and think I'm insane But pyro is good to watch because he is not funny and doesn't make me laugh
He wears the gloves because he's convinced he looks cooler with them. He drops the hard R on the gamer word and shows his flop anytime he realizes a stream is going to make him look like a Goblin. He knows twitch/YT will immediately bring down a stream if it happens.
@@yoyoyoitshumpday6 his obsession with cyraxx is beyond fucking weird. Cyraxx is his life. He's addicted to the lamest form of internet clout. As time goes on cyraxx's bullshit becomes true. Marty is nothing without him and that's kinda pathetic. Also his sense of humor is irritating.
This video is heavily outdated but a good intro, there was one time cyrax got his Xbox bricked by trolls who didn’t want him talking to children on Fortnite, and then he goaded one of his trolls into coming to his house and beating him into submission
Cyrax isn't the worst human being I've ever seen on the internet (because people have literally been serial killers), but he definitely holds the sheer number of sins record. He's everything you could possibly call him and then some. He's one of the most diverse assholes in history, I swear. He doesn't deserve any slack or sympathy, it's insane how he's not in prison or just hasn't been beaten more often.
For those new to this anime saga. Cyrax is someone u should NEVER EVER feel bad for.
-raped a legally blind kid in high school
-spent a night in jail over strangling his grandmother
-talks to little kids on xbox live
-sent nudes to what he believed to be a minor
-has sexted multiple other people he believed to be minors (these three make him a 3rd generation pedophile btw, as his father and grandfather also liked kids)
-steals literally everything "creative" he has ever done
-tried (unsuccessfully) to place a hit on a troll
-constantly misuses police resources
@@jerrymartin7019thanks for explaining. Kinda forgot to
I was actually listening to what that lady was saying when she was talking at the same time as Cyrax and its just sad. Not in a sympathy way but in a pathetic way. I mean she's right, he's just addicted to negativity and doing the same if not worse negative horrific shit in return.
@@GamerSisters the way she just keeps talking over everyone annoyed tf outta me enough to not take her seriously ngl, that whole clip was a mess.
@@notjimpickens7928 she wasn’t talking over anyone lol, CYRAX was tho. And what she said was basically her own experience
Guys, he did it. He made a 41 minute video turn into a 40 minute video instead of a 1 hour 28 minute video.
He didn’t input all his terrible jokes this time. Just 75% of them so he could make it shorter.
Couldn’t say “based” or “un ironically” either which is about 25% of his videos
So guys, we d-... nevermind.
pyro fans complaining that pyro is present in their pyro video
@@PosterityIslesNews sanest pyro fan reaction
cyrax looks like he's been infected with every disease, illness, and virus that has and will exist
how does bro look like a meatcanyon drawing
@@disposable_income_andy don't insult meatcanyon like that
@@ijneb1248but his drawings looking fucked up is like... The whole point?????
Cyraxx was exposed to sending dick pics to a minor again. 1 month ago
His 6th time in the last 4 years
He has bed bugs, some genetic deformations and a plethora of other problems.
He might just have every disease
Pyro: skips chunk of video
Also pyro 3 seconds later: I don't even understand what's going on
I literally just got to that part and it drove me insane
most intelligent twitch streamer
That's part of being a streamer. Don't you watch Charlie? They all follow the guidelines he unknowingly set. Lol
actual moistcr1tikal mindset. only thing pyro forgot was to call the person who suggested it stupid
Cyrax is a god awful human being and watching him get beat up was the funniest thing I've ever seen
Here's the thing about you marty
His screams are my ringtone unironically
"YOU'RE THE KING, YOU'RE THE KING! PLEASE JUST LET ME UP!!" Best thing he's uttered in recent memory.
Nword boy
Another Russell Greer, first you feel sorry for him, and then you find how awful he is
Pyro saying he loves insane clown posse 5 seconds after thinking “juggalo” is a slur is great
Thanks for not watching my video it has saved me from embarrassment
Yo its Dank Tank! Based
Why does this guy look so funny bro
Honestly there’s so many layers to this rotting onion I don’t even blame you for seeing the story the way you did. He’s a hard one to cover.
@@Slobbynobby if you really must know the prevailing theory is that cyraxx is a product of incest look into his father and grandfather.
@@chickenman6110 Music biz marty is now listed as James Craig Jr
This man’s story is a rabbit hole worth going down you start out wanting to feel bad for him and end up just watching to laugh at him as he gets worse and worse
I still feel bad for him
@@germanwarrabbithe raped a blind kid and beaten his grandmother, don’t
@@germanwarrabbit Then you haven't learned anything about him yet. You only feel bad about him upon seeing him and then you watch just 1 summary of everything he's done and you hope he burns in hell. He deserves everything he's getting tenfold. He's a r*pist, child pr*d., zooph*le, racist, he's LITERALLY everything you can call someone. It's all well-documented and have been repeated at least once each.
Plus, he never learns, his ego is the biggest I've seen anyone have and he's delusional to a disgusting degree. He got into a physical fight with his biggest troll, cried like a bitch after 3 punches and then got on stream to larp as if he won that fight, just running his mouth again at this person. He's absolutely insane.
@@germanwarrabbit You should never feel bad for pedophiles, elder abusers, or woman-beaters which in his case, just so happens to be all three...
@@GaydolfShitler well I guess I don't now
I thought he was just a weird guy
Asmongold really went off the rails
That's what happens to people who dislike Dark Souls 2
not enough blood smears on the walls from his teeth and gums bleeding
Wendigoon: Hops in to call Pyro a furry and dismiss his personality.
Pyro: "Erm actually I- I- I...🤓"
Also Wendigoon: Leaves without another word.
Common Wendigoon W
Time stamp?
@@curgest6807 Let me know if you find it!
@@curgest6807 found it at 4:00 for the future people
Basedigoon
the fact this comment alone does more gaslighting than pyro after the august 27th incident
Pyro finally made a video about himself
@@p-__ my favorite bot is here
Well Pro X I guess that makes pyro a grandma beating child predator 🤷♂️
Fr
Dude got those british chompers. So who knows.
Damn you beat me to it
Wendigoon and Pyro having a crossover moment was the most epic part of this year
The first step to recovery is admitting the mistake, well done pyro, I hope for a steady recovery
@@p-__ Jay really wasn’t kidding about this bot
@@p-__ Brother?
I think the worst part about this is Chance will find some way to spin this to his advantage
“I’m a household name”
@@Squiddlewheel "I'm worth MILLIONS"
Of course he will. This is the biggest UA-camr to mention him. He’s gonna be so fucking annoying. But on the bright side it might bring him back home to UA-cam, and back into Marty’s warm, loving embrace 💞
Honestly can't wait to see Chance respond to this lmao
@Bulley Bottomtext I think he only mentioned Pyro as a new troll or something, but hopefully, he'll see him as another KiwiTapes or SmokeyMcC
Its great to see that pyro is Finally seeing what his father really is
Pyro is as bad as his father
Cyrax is basically the human version of a 4 decade old hemorrhoid
he's the human form of hair trapped in a shower drain at a motel.
The cyraxx rabbit hole is insane I really recommend looking at kiwi tapes or Smokeymcc if you want to learn more about him
Oh hopefully he does
Then he can also discover cobes toobz
Smokeymcc and kiwi tapes r great. 👉👍 TWU
Having Pyro cross forces with the grease wizard, Cyrax and Lolcows in general for some reason gets my little brain giddy
Also Wendigoon
@@sillymanwilk same here, man!
This was a hell of a crossover episode.
As if my day couldn’t get any worse, now I have to sit through 40min of THIS
😂
@@p-__ bet? 😳
@@p-__ ok idc
@@p-__ buy fat fur art then.
i mean. u don’t have to. just turn off the video
20:27 He had schizophrenia, but he was an absolute genius. He made his own execution system in his own JIT-compiled programming language (which is extremely hard to make). He had a series of manic episodes he described as a revelation from God, and made the biblically themed OS after.
I don't think chance has schizophrenia. If he did hed be on chrises and Danny's level of crazy.
Chance seems slightly less unhinged as he knows the bullshit his saying is false.
I think he might be bipolar do to thr delusions and raging
@Bobby Joe The Unicornbro exactly, and I’m happy that that’s the general consensus these days. It’s too bad this level of compassion wasn’t shown to him until it was too late.
Oh wow! Thanks for the summary. I'll have to check it out on one of the "Down The Rabbit Hole" episodes. That's insane.
Don't know this guy but upon first glimpse at him and learning about horrorcow, i know this is gonna be wild
You have no idea
He's one of the worst, he's a grooming pedo caught multiple times in internet sting operations. He beat and choked his grandma because she wouldn't let him walk cross-state to meet a fake internet girlfriend back before he ever even started getting covered on the internet (Back in 2011). He sexually assaulted his blind high school 'best friend' Billy during an overnight stay and got himself expelled for it. He slandered the musician Danny Brown by making a video about fake pedo allegations a random troll made up and told him. Claims his biggest troll's family should've died in the gas chambers, it just goes on and on.
No....idea.....
@@henryofskalitz4879 Jesus Christ be praised
He is a child predator, a rapist, a physical abuser, mental abuser, and a grandma beater
8:00 If you're ever insecure about your looks, remember this man exists and know that he gets more play than you while looking like an emo caveman
Damn
Yes, but he is white
This comment made me laugh for like 5 or 6 minutes.
@@rockerfukuro and ?
@@danialyousaf6456 and nothing
So glad pyro actually gave attention to grease, he is such a great documentary youtuber and he always improves on his content which makes it better.
I can't wait until cyrax inevitably goes after Pyro for making this video.
UA-cam will be after him!
Cyrax wont even get his attention lol
That would be a good start to a new arc.
this is that rabbit hole that you get stuck into at 3 am
Theres a funny Cyraxx story that isnt covered in these videos. Music Biz Marty (troll rping as a billionaire label owner) rented an airbnb in Cyraxxs town and livestreamed out the porch. Cyraxx was heard shouting off camera across the street, sprinting over and tried to assault Marty, who is literally twice his size, who then promptly pinned Chance to the floor who then let out a bloodcurdling scream for sympathy
I’m so glad pyro’s dad finally got out of prison
Funfact, cyraxxes dad was also in prison
@@Mewdo45 bike path!
Cyraxx's dad did something to a 14 year old on a bike path, and he was in prison for 20 years because of it.
So glad I’m not the only one who died laughing at raxxo lifting his cross up when Tony started speaking in tongues 🤣
Thank you pyro for finally doing a face reveal for your father, truly a moment
Good
@@p-__ mf stop
"He looks like Rasputin" as he is trying to convince people he is alive 😂
Congratulations on Pyro for taking a break from SunnyV2. I know this is very hard for him so well done Pyro.
He's finally fighting his addictions! Hopefully, his crippling furry art addiction is the next on the chopping block.
Sunny will continue to bring out good videos so I'm sure Pyro will cover them again.
this is called foreshadowing
the fact pyro doesnt know the diff between juggalo and jigaboo 💀
I've been watching the goblin for the past year, never thought Pyro would make a video on the 43
You’ve opened the floodgates to a whole new audience to cyrax..god help them all
No, this is good. This just means more punishment for the hell goblin.
Bro is built like a Dr. Seuss character
It really caught me off guard to see a wendigoon appearance in this video
The last thing I expected to see is Pyro discovering Cyraxx. The worldbuilding is insane.
Pyro talking about cyrax is not something I thought I would see
For real, but I fucking love it
Wendigoon has got to be Pyro's oldest viewer by at least a decade
Little did pyro know that this video ties him into the cyrax lore, rax is 100% gonna try to start beef
28:50 I literally can't stop laughing at this part, i've been watching it hundreds of time
i would like to thank cyrax for providing documentation for a day in the life of a discord moderator
idk why but that "you cant be a furry and a jugalo, pick a struggle" from wendigoon got me
god i love his saga as the badass who runs from fights
Bro looks like what happens when you mess around with oblivion character creation
Skinny Pete after el Camino:
Don't insult Pete like that
Oh God, Cyraxx has gone mainstream
Oh god I know this man he’s the new Chris Chan
He definitely is and he denies it
0:12 Hey thats me at the very bottom talking about Cyrax
Holy moly
when Chance yells, sometimes he sounds like Patchy the Pirate from Spongebob
8:56 The original naturo ending song "Wind" playing in the background kills me LOL
Hes watching whole ass episodes, u can hear naruto talking a little bit after the ending theme
Pyro discovering Cyrax.
I never, never would have thought…
I'm so glad more and more people are being shown the goblin. His lore is amazing and the thing with him and Music Biz Marty is a feud comparable to Batman and Joker. So sad, but so funny.
I’m happy to see Pyro has finnaly entered the cyrax lore
I've been watching the Cyrax saga for almost a year now. It's wild seeing Pyro talk about him lmao
Cyrax is the closest thing we get to DJ Spit from Smiling Friends. You cannot change my mind about this. The only difference is that DJ Spit is (somewhat) tolerable while Cyraxx is actually a terrible person.
This goblin also had his xbox fried from none other than liquid chris himself, it was hilarious
Our cyrax troll community have been waiting for this kind of exposure
Went down the Cyraxx rabbit hole last month, and now pyros reacting to the grease-wizards vid, on Cyraxx.
It’s wild af that the grease wizard vid is considered outdated. Considered alot has happened, such as Marty body slamming Cyraxx (in self defense) on live; among a whole lot more. Still a great intro video to the horrorcow.
I've never thought it would be possible for a trashier version of asmongold to exist, but here we are.
*What is that pfp*
of the thumbnail i thought it was jay station glad to see it’s someone slightly more normal
Mr crude said not so politely that he was going to insert that “toy” into cyrax 😂
If you go down this rabbit hole make sure you pay your respects to Marty the king of Akron 👑
"Juggalo sound like a slur when you don't know what it is"
Meanwhile juggalo is a slur
CYRAX IS COMING TO THE MAINSTREAM 😱😱😱
34:07 with the Title “The Mandela Catalog Episode 5” is too perfect
Pyro learning about Cyraxx is golden lmaoo the lore is so deep
All jokes aside, I’ve been watching stuff about Cyrax for over 2 years. It was only a matter of time before this goblin was exposed by someone really big. That day has finally come 😮
Tbf, Danny Brown is a pretty big rapper, and he often promotes Cyrax getting trolled
@@englishgiraffe2124 ah yes, forgot about that. Thanks
I wonder how Cyrax will react to Pyrocynical reacting to him.
I love watching pyrolive videos when im on break at work because if I watch oneyplays in public I will actually laugh at my phone and people would think I'm laughing for no reason and think I'm insane
But pyro is good to watch because he is not funny and doesn't make me laugh
seeing pyrocynical learn about Cyrax is surreal
He wears the gloves because he's convinced he looks cooler with them. He drops the hard R on the gamer word and shows his flop anytime he realizes a stream is going to make him look like a Goblin. He knows twitch/YT will immediately bring down a stream if it happens.
It was only a matter of time until Pyro lost his mind.
Sludge FM: Bringing the hits faster than Pyrocynical learns about the goblin.
petition for pyro to watch the 50+ hour chris chan documentary
I can't wait for cyrax to start talking about his new troll pyrocynical
Cyraxx is an Alternate Confirmed!
Only PYROCYNICAL can make a 50 minute video 39 minutes long
The irony is that pyro is talking about someone being insane guys!!!
It's always the ones who are like under 5 feet who demand you be over 6 feet tall
Cyraxx is a human nightmare, but the longer I've been paying attention to him the more I find marty equally off-putting.
Whats wrong with marty
@@yoyoyoitshumpday6 his obsession with cyraxx is beyond fucking weird. Cyraxx is his life. He's addicted to the lamest form of internet clout. As time goes on cyraxx's bullshit becomes true. Marty is nothing without him and that's kinda pathetic.
Also his sense of humor is irritating.
Whoever told Pyro to watch stuff about Cyrax is a legend
Congrats Pyro on adopting a pet racoon! I hope we get to see the little guy appear on camera!
Too bad it ate the rabbit.
@@pros_0143
Once Pyro turned Reddit, he had to ditch the rabbit. It was too white.
@@harrydubois6619 nah, the rabbit wasn't fat enough
@@SuperMonkeyMaster87 because of that the racoon is still hungry.
@@SuperMonkeyMaster87 chonkers?!
I think Pyro's brain melted while watching Cyraxx
As a cyraxx fan for a while , this was INSANE to see Pyro talk about this
No for real, Here's hoping he delves into the Cobraverse
I cant wait for the goblin to respond to pyro
3:23 I love how their voices are so similar it's a fucking harmony.
Man I was told about this a few months ago and dude, this guy is unhinged. Literally a goblin
This video is heavily outdated but a good intro, there was one time cyrax got his Xbox bricked by trolls who didn’t want him talking to children on Fortnite, and then he goaded one of his trolls into coming to his house and beating him into submission
The legendary Liquid Chris was a part of the Xbox saga
Aw hell naaw Pyro found out about the raxxverse. Now Chance is gonna say that Pyro is one his new trolls 😂
Wait?! He's against my my Juggalo family?! Oh it's on...
If I recall a juggalo named juggalo John swatted him
@@lordsquid6652 the guys name was juggalo john?
4:49 half life 2 zombies be like
Pyrocynical crossover in the Cyrax lore
Magnificent
Cyrax isn't the worst human being I've ever seen on the internet (because people have literally been serial killers), but he definitely holds the sheer number of sins record.
He's everything you could possibly call him and then some. He's one of the most diverse assholes in history, I swear. He doesn't deserve any slack or sympathy, it's insane how he's not in prison or just hasn't been beaten more often.
Cuz he hides behind Sally and Ed and sits inside all day long unfortunately
>"i don't know what's going on"
>doesn't watch first vid
I’ve been following Cyrax for so long it’s wild to see him in a pyro video.
28:50 VORTIGAUT FROM HL 2 AND HL1
Actual Chernobyl creature
Pyro licherally can’t go 5 mins without breaking bad references
this man is so crazy glad to see other ppl are seeing his craziness now
Never thought pyro would cover cyraxx, but he's in for the flashing and slurs
Wait till pyro finds out about Daniel Larson
Or Nathan Larson the politician who wanted inçest and Pedrophilia to be legalized
Larson is boring.
@@ALIEN-DUDE nathan died in prison from starvation unfortunately
@@beganitdidnt6535 more fortunately to me, one less fiend on this ball of dirt
@@ALIEN-DUDE eh he wasnt that bad