Character when you control them : I am only using 1% of my power Chracther in cutscene : I have reduce my power to the point it’s in the negative so that this will look cooler and give you a very small almost inexistant sense of hope
If just one hit of Kiryu and Majima can drain the whole hp pool, I wonder how long will they have to stay in the hospital everytime Kiryu hit someone multiple times during a cutscene when the hp bar is already drained
@@HardmodeAsgore They also wear gear that reduces damage to the environment around them so they don't break the couch every time they just wanna sit and watch TV.
@@sharjeelahmed7913 bruh he litterally asks a terrified girl if shell do hin in kiwami and she says no and he says then get out pf here! Its dangerous!
I'm late but that's just not true You need ~6secs/upgrade, 50 upgrades per level -> 300s/lvl 300s x 1000 = ~80h. That's still a looooot of time, but nowhere close to 10x the time to 100% the game
@@yentamoon1808sorry I’m late but in RGG Online Kuze was been offered to go back in the Tojo Clan if he ended someone’s life with his partner Ichiban but they failed and he’s now a civilian
Tbh, that's probably how these fights actually look (in a sense that only cutscenes happen in canon). You don't mess with people who can casually beat you up with a motorbike.
@@maddogmajima7244 I just got Mad Dig of Shimano and it is fun flying around with his lunge attacks but after seeing this video and the requirements to get Limit Break, I don't think I'm gonna max it out so I can enjoy the combos but still fight Mr. Shakedown like a normal fight.
Kiryu: (Gets hit with a pipe, pipe breaks.) Kuze: ( Screams in pain as the vibrations from hitting God Mode Kiryu with a pipe reverberate back into his wrists.)
@@omogHL i got to lvl 167 the day i posted my comment, i decided to make a new save with just lvl 1 legend because u practically one shot everything in the early hundreds, making the game no fun
1. I'm grinding as well for those levels and it's been hard so far, so mad respect to you man. 2. It's cool to see some of the boss fights ending with a cool animation instead of with just a punch. 3. I'm gonna save this video to my playlist.
@@eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 6 months late, but you can get a game trainer that speeds up the game's speed, making the upgrade animation just that little bit faster.
Man I forgot just how much mobility Majima gets when using Mad Dog of Shimano. It’d be a damn miracle if the enemy actually manages to land a single hit.
I’m currently getting both styles unlocked & have put in massive time to achieving it so I can imagine how much longer it took to get both wheels all the way unlocked I have a high appreciation for the time you put in
I love how majima still acts shocked when Awano shatters the wall behind him, when Majima probably has the strength to obliterate that wall and everything behind it.
6:11 that pretty much sums up Majima in a nutshell nearly smashed by a random bystander only to compliment their strength and return to his actual opponent which he finishes in one hit
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hit a man so hard he goes through all 3 boss fight phases
In kiwami you can burn trow all 5 health bars of nishiki
@@Trust-Yourself-1st If that punch had been beast style instead of dragon, Kuze would have been deleted from the game disc.
Ye
@@dimensionsfly7494 let me guess, it has something to do with a certain "tiger drop"?
Yakuza 0 but every single punch is a tiger drop
*Lee knocks the knife out of Majima's hand*
Majima: "Oh no, whatever will I do?"
*Majima pulls out another knife*
*KICKS*
*Impales him with foot*
E HEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEH
“Oh no.... anyway-“
*Doesn't even use it*
*Looks at kiryu section*
Wait it’s all kuze?
Always has been
🤣🤣🤣
The literal sense of “How many time do I have to tell you old man?”
0
@@trantrungnam612 SpongeBob reference
Joel Templeton kuze everywhere complete
Majima and Kiryu at level 999: Touches someone
The victim: *Screams in agony*
Meanwhile the characters knocking down pedestrians while roaming
*28 STAB WOUNDS*
@@that1dude704 *YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH*
@@KazuyaMishima2204 *DESK SLAM*
@@onyourleft9273 LEARNED: Essence of Desk Slam
Me fighting first graders be like
🤣🤣🤣
The Slap: Part 3 (If anyone knows the video I'm talking about)
Hold up
Wait a minute
*If it can crawl, it can brawl*
Character: *is lvl 999*
The character in cut scenes:
I have weaken
I only used 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000⅛ of my power
@@lamesimia only 0000000000000000000000000.½ of my power
@@pollo4070 1/8 is smaller then 1/2
Character when you control them : I am only using 1% of my power
Chracther in cutscene : I have reduce my power to the point it’s in the negative so that this will look cooler and give you a very small almost inexistant sense of hope
I only used -1% @@rintenbe4222
ah yes, my favorite boss
*M a s s i v e M e n*
Lmao
*T H I S I S G O D H A N D*
*G I G A N T I C B O I*
Not even Massive Man, just *M A S S I V E M E N* .
_M A S S I V E M E N_ *GOT DONUT*
Majima just fucking dropped Asia’s most expensive hitman in like 4 hits
Lao Gui don't get paid enough for this shit
420 likes nice
He really did just whoop mad ass in this game.
Lao gui used a gun and lost smh
@@criticalmiss6764 imagine taking a gun to a knife fight and losing
0:59 "You're doing well-" *gets impaled by Majima's entire leg*
Donut in Jojo be like:
SHINEI! KAKYOIN!
"I'm not doing so well-"
KAKYOIN
YARU YANGKI
If just one hit of Kiryu and Majima can drain the whole hp pool, I wonder how long will they have to stay in the hospital everytime Kiryu hit someone multiple times during a cutscene when the hp bar is already drained
Whole life
@@maddogmajima7244 huh, the other Kuze must be a clone
@@neptune4200 what do you think where kuze was in other yakuza games lol
He probably retired
@@LittleDonGaming. jail
4:51: kiryu uses 1% of his power
Bro it’s been two hours and I got hearted this is mad
not anymore
@@LinusTheSecond whyyyy
@@wulfalmer been a year
it was the adrenaline coursing through his body to keep him alive while his neck was dust
Lee: Feel the power of the God Hand
I mean yeah, if you can stop Majima's punch, I believe that qualifies as a God Hand.
4:22 the best part is that nishitani was still standing despite the fight ending
Nishiki and Him are the strongest bosses
If Nishitani had lived, he would've become a monster in terms of raw fighting power
I’m just surprised that God Majima’s gut-punch didn’t pulverize his intestines.
He took it very well ngl
Outside: "Heh, that smarts, Majima-kun!"
Inside: *Fuck this shit, I'm out*
Awano can Break a Wall and Majima can 1 Kick Awano. So, Everytime Majima Steps, The Floor should Collapse
Well, he does destroy the floor in Kiwami.
Awano is a 999 that put all his points in STR and none in HP whereas Kiryu and Majima balanced them out. Checks out to me. 💪
@@HardmodeAsgore They also wear gear that reduces damage to the environment around them so they don't break the couch every time they just wanna sit and watch TV.
@@HardmodeAsgore So Awano’s a glass cannon?
@@umbraios7523 Less a glass cannon, more a rusty one.
5:10 I love how Kiryu destroys everyone in the room and Nishiki is just trying to be useful
The reasons behind Yakuza Kiwami's plot in a nutshell
"...Are you saying I'm useless?!"
@@JaredR-K he actually is. Even when you don't have level 999
@@RadEadan aye, don't do our boy Nishiki like that!
@@vshiki4872 thats what i thought until i play original yakuza for ps2 (Nishiki beat my ass)
1:15 Kiryu: *does a kick that looks really painful for Kuze*
Also Kiryu: *does a small jab that instantly destroyes Kuze*
kuze actually has three dozen hp bars, which that kick demolished the first 34 of, because lvl 999 kiryu is canon kiryu
@@mixmastervin8846 i need context on this meme and why this exists
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 there is no meme
i made it up to amuse myself
One Punch Dragon Of Dojima
One Kicc Mad Dog Of Shimano
One kick man
One stabb
living legend
One Punch Dragon
Mad Kick Dog
@@akiyomerliving rikiya
6:12 I like how Majima doesn't even get upset, he just complements her on her swing
Majima respects wamen
@@maddogmajima7244 no
@@theworld3506 at least the one in 0 does. Idk the rest. Haven't played any other besides 0 and Kiwami
@@sharjeelahmed7913 you should play it man
Especially now that remastered collection got released for pc
@@sharjeelahmed7913 bruh he litterally asks a terrified girl if shell do hin in kiwami and she says no and he says then get out pf here! Its dangerous!
7:24 we underestimated kuze
he survived a tiger drop from Living God Kiryu
Even though back then he didn't know how to do it and the brawler version of that move is different
* survives tiger drop * - * finger grows back *
@@venomsnake5750 It was close to the Solar Plexus so I guess we can call that a Kitty Fall
Surviving a tiger drop from a maxed out Kiryu
Shows how built different Kuze really is
Tbh its counter hook
Kuze: “I must be getting soft. It used to only take one punch to keep someone down.”
Oh, he’s definitely gotten soft now
"Don't let it bother you. You're not weak at all, I'm just too strong."
Quote's fron Otokojuku btw
his face gets softer everytime he fights kiryu
1:01 how lee survived after majima kicked a hole into his stomach, is truly a mystery
Don't worry, it won't be his problem after his car explodes
@@Kono_Dio-Da Yeah
@@Kono_Dio-Da Dio knows every donut pain
Not only goddo hando, but also goddo sutomakku
Rubber leg
0:57
Massive Man: You're doing well
Majima: *literally pierce him with his foot* Yeah, unlike you.
7:26
"what's wrong, kiryu?"
"your jaw structure"
*fucking punches kuze into oblivion*
WYDSI
Probably this guy every time he fights Kuze:
*WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON, OLD MAN?*
Your name tho
Your profile picture tho.
No one cares,Justin Y copycat
4:20 A kick to the head made Nishitani instantly noped the fuck out of the 2nd fight phase.
Lol nice number
3:40 Just noticed they reused Homare's animation for Majima in Kiwami
those efficent bastards
They tried to make it obvious that majima took nishitanis crazy persona
I noticed that about a week ago and I was like "you sneaky bastards"
Honestly let’s be real; Homare was literally Majima except Homare
You have no respect for nishitani-san
@@deatheater6222 Majima was basically copying Homare's fighting style. To the point of even using knives and such speed.
6:27 basically every massacre scene by a powerful character that uses a sword or knife in anime
Put it at 1.75x speed and you'll just get a lore accurate majima
Lot's of the scense are just HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
He used invisible rubber gloves 🤣
Majima used rubber shoes and a rubber knife-
Fun fact: the time needed to only hold x at every skill upgrade all the way to 999 is at least ×10 longer than the time needed to %100 the game ...
Damn, that is a lot
Bruh that actually makes me extremely sad. I was looking forward to being op ☹️
So they spent over 1000 hours to just get it to 999
I'm late but that's just not true
You need ~6secs/upgrade, 50 upgrades per level -> 300s/lvl
300s x 1000 = ~80h. That's still a looooot of time, but nowhere close to 10x the time to 100% the game
@@luckywee4648 Factor in time needed to get all the money to level up
6:28 Local one-eyed man starts manslaughter
This was the "roaches to the slaughter" that Majima was talking about
**Gets punched with the force of god one time, completely draining his whole life bar**
Shibusawa: "Not bad at all Kiryu."
Every fight is just
(Pap) *dies instantly*
The Kiryu part of this video in a nutshell: 4:49
Accurate
Imagine if your character was level 999 when kiryu hit kuze hit him in this cutscene it would already show the blue screen and kuze was sent flying
@@kakashi6957 Same with many others maybe. But so they make it fun they just put the fight in.
realize how Kuze tried MULTIPLE times to fight God...
respect
a man who keep getting back up vs a man who ate money to become god
Lee: "heh, your doing well"
Majima: *proceeds to impale him through the torso with his foot, killing him instantly*
Kiryu: *shakes hand*
Hand: *explodes like a ketchup bottle*
Yoshikage Kira : 😡
I love how they can block your attacks, but when you hit them directly, they just die.
Not dead just unconscious from the rubber fist
Bruh rubber fist lol
Strength: 10
Endurance: 0
Yakuza: A Telltale series
Lmaoooooo
Underrated comment
Sorry didn't understood the joke
Because it's just all qte@@timofeyshorts772
The last fight was perfectly timed with the music it was basically like watching a movie
Yeah it was awesome
Fairly certain the song skips around based on QTEs and amount of health
But yeah it was awesome
No one:
Kuze: Parttakes in 50% of Kiryu's boss battles
Also Kuze: Retired for his next ten incarnations
He was getting soft
Didnt kuze go to prison?
@@yentamoon1808 Maybe by the time he got out he decided to retire since the Dojima Family was practically gone
@@Jampolo_OG wouldn't surprise me
@@yentamoon1808sorry I’m late but in RGG Online Kuze was been offered to go back in the Tojo Clan if he ended someone’s life with his partner Ichiban but they failed and he’s now a civilian
1:01 Majima: You may have God Hands, but I have God Feet!
It's interesting how some QTEs trigger the endgame and some don't.
4:22 the only one that didn’t get knocked out
Talk about bringing him back to his senses!
He knew he won't be able to defeat Majima so he just gave up.
Tbh, that's probably how these fights actually look (in a sense that only cutscenes happen in canon).
You don't mess with people who can casually beat you up with a motorbike.
0:15 what mr shakedown doin
This went from a brawler to a dynasty warriors game
*Timing List*
0:50 - Massive Man
1:54 - Wen Hai Lee
2:25 - Homare Nishitani
4:04 - 2nd Homare Nishitan (Literally the same as the previous lol)
6:09 - Akira Nishikayama
7:48 - Hiroki Awano
8:22 - Lao Gui
8:42 - Lao Gui
Posted this cuz why not.
That second Lao Gui bit is actually a programmed music transition into the second phase of the song.
7:10
Wow! congratulations Daisaku, you lasted seven hits before you went down. Impressive!
kuze: last time I fought him, he took me down just by tapping on my shoulder…
fuck it I'll fight him 3 more times
Pride does crazy things to a man.
@StephenBanyar Your pic of a anime dancer is cancer. Dissappear
6:30 Majima went into super saiyan for Makoto getting shot lol
that wasnt even a boss fight but i just thought that it was cool, majima just flying over the place lol
@@maddogmajima7244 I just got Mad Dig of Shimano and it is fun flying around with his lunge attacks but after seeing this video and the requirements to get Limit Break, I don't think I'm gonna max it out so I can enjoy the combos but still fight Mr. Shakedown like a normal fight.
Oh, i meet pokemon again😳😳
@@ZygardeCruiser 😳
Incredibly ffast Man spinnns very quickly
Kuze : die kiryu
Kiryu : *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
Kiryu : *No, I don't think I will*
Kiryu: (Gets hit with a pipe, pipe breaks.)
Kuze: ( Screams in pain as the vibrations from hitting God Mode Kiryu with a pipe reverberate back into his wrists.)
6:23 This is by far the coolest fight at level 999
Oh yeah he definitely slaughtered them all
bro is literally a lawnmower
00:32 Majima : oh no my knife.
Also Majima : anyway...
Auxillary knife activated.
1:00 majima kicked through his stomach no wonder the hp bar is 0
i just started legend leveling kiryu 😭
Good luck man. It gonna be a long journey
I got the limit breaker and 9 trillion dollars but I dont know if I can survive the time it takes to manually upgrade everything
@@omogHL i got to lvl 167 the day i posted my comment, i decided to make a new save with just lvl 1 legend because u practically one shot everything in the early hundreds, making the game no fun
@@zeftix yes the game does gets boring because you cant do any combos anymore
I wish you could decrease the level of your legend style
4:51 Good thing Kiryu wore his limited power gloves for this cutscene, otherwise Kuze would’ve been obliterated.
9:03 I'm shocked that Shibusawa's head didnt explode after smashing right into Level 999 Kiryu's titanium forehead
Remember
Kiryu doesn't kill...
@@captaincool9636 So OP meant rubber forehead?
Watching Majima takeout the Dojima family looks amazing he's like a demon, it's scary.
Sera: Supposedly a challenge for Majima as he wants to test Majima to see if he’s capable
Majima: Demonfire knife go brrrrr
Kiryu: I feel as strong as I was 15 years ago
Kiryu 15 years ago:
4:50 the only punch that wasn’t a one shot
Can we talk about how In this semingly normal video they hit the millisecond QuickTime event in the Kashiwagi fight
1. I'm grinding as well for those levels and it's been hard so far, so mad respect to you man.
2. It's cool to see some of the boss fights ending with a cool animation instead of with just a punch.
3. I'm gonna save this video to my playlist.
thank you for watchin, have fun grinding the levels
It's easy if you exploit dragon of dojima. Still very time consuming though.
@@t_tmad5293 is there a faster way to level up instead of holding the button every time?
@@eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 I don't think so
@@eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 6 months late, but you can get a game trainer that speeds up the game's speed, making the upgrade animation just that little bit faster.
Aight lets just pretend we didnt see majima kill kashiwagi
Nishitani: *dies*
Nishitani immediately after: Man, that was pretty cool, right Majima?
1:01 dude got Kakyoin'd
Imagine being so insane that you can drop a whole clan of guys in 10 seconds.
Alternative title: Daisaku Kuze gets his ass beat repeatedly.
1:01 the sudden cutoff after majima impales lee is hilarious LMAO
Yakuza 0: The Movie
0:44
*ESSENCE OF FOOT SLAP*
0:58 "You're doing well..." *FUCKING KICKS THROUGH HIS ENTIRE BEING*
Everyone talking about how majima kicked a hole through Mr. God Hand, when 1:22 is quite possibly the funniest clip in this whole video
4:53 Fight's over before it started
5:50 kashiwagi is a gangsta that he still landed damage
Man I forgot just how much mobility Majima gets when using Mad Dog of Shimano. It’d be a damn miracle if the enemy actually manages to land a single hit.
Kiryu looking at kuze: HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!
I’m currently getting both styles unlocked & have put in massive time to achieving it so I can imagine how much longer it took to get both wheels all the way unlocked I have a high appreciation for the time you put in
thank you
I love how the bosses suddenly become vigorously strong once they hit before they got knocked down for good.
I love how majima still acts shocked when Awano shatters the wall behind him, when Majima probably has the strength to obliterate that wall and everything behind it.
The beginning of the Kiryu fight In Roblox Right 2 Fight be like 0:06
Alternative title: Shaggy granted 1% of his power to Majima and Kiryu
One punch dragon of dojima
Funny thing is that this is actually more realistic, it normally takes just one punch to the face to knock out a person.
I just love how satisfying it looks when Majima is slicing and dicing his way through a whole group of enemies
I had no idea legend leveling even existed. This is a spectacle to behold.
2:45 Also, Kiryu listening to the cries of the damned.
6:36
Makoto in state of agony
Majma - YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kiryu: I can’t defeat the yakuza
Also kiryu: 2:45
then Kiryu obtained the cute nickname
"I am the dragon of dojima!"
*fuckin dies for one hit"
The cutscenes be saving the bosses from being one shot
This would be Yakuza 6 Kiryu and Majima if they somehow time travelled back to 0
7:28 the final kuze fight shouldve ended like this istg
1:02 side characters be like in almost every part of JJBA
Lol trur
6:24
The speed, the one hit "bite", a true mad dog
6:11 that pretty much sums up Majima in a nutshell nearly smashed by a random bystander only to compliment their strength and return to his actual opponent which he finishes in one hit
**Spoiler alert**
Makoto: **Get shots**
Majima: 6:23
Me: "What a simp, Majima. I love it."
7:23 Kiryu lowkey pulling a tiger drop on Kuze lol
I love how comically fast Kuze falls after being punched once
Kuze is literally just the phrase "how many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?"