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  • @efxman
    @efxman 16 років тому +83

    "A violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant." I love the ficticious models used for the 1950's family. Even "normal" families of that age weren't as twisted as this. MST3K understood how insipid and unrealistic all this was, and it's great comedy to boot:)

  • @janeadelaidelennox7193
    @janeadelaidelennox7193 5 років тому +36

    “The woody Allen story”
    Lol right out of the gate 😂

  • @buckaroobanzai7063
    @buckaroobanzai7063 6 років тому +45

    The fact someone had to make a film telling people to live this way only proves no one ever did.

  • @saedastarcaller
    @saedastarcaller 11 років тому +112

    Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, and disowns him!

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 4 роки тому +25

    PSA: "always make sure to act and appear pleasant around your family, and make sure to be yourself"
    me: "well, which is it?"

  • @jovanniebazil
    @jovanniebazil 5 років тому +31

    4:53-4:55
    "Dad i'm dating a Negro."
    Best part in this entire video lol

    • @thedaylightwolfman564
      @thedaylightwolfman564 5 років тому +7

      Thank goodness someone actually said it! Haha! 😄 Only seconded by "dad I had a feeling." "well don't son." Hilarious!

    • @Nacho-Mamma
      @Nacho-Mamma 8 місяців тому +2

      Nope! Best line:
      "Emotions are for ethnic people!"
      I choked on my water & pissed myself laughing!

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 11 років тому +113

    Our History Teacher showed us this in class. We were absolutely dying with laughter.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 років тому +13

      With or without the MST3K commentary?

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 років тому +29

      Casey5693 With.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 років тому +30

      TheChildofAuraReborn That's even better. You had the most awesome history teacher ever!

    • @wwef6lr
      @wwef6lr 8 років тому +3

      My history teacher showed this to us too lol.

    • @SprightlyValentino
      @SprightlyValentino 5 років тому +10

      Absolutely nobody watching this today would take it seriously (well, maybe a tiny minority would), so you might as well show it to the class with the commentary included. If anything that just accentuates how times and the overall attitude of society has changed. It's also a good way to introduce the class to the concept of satire.

  • @heyjungblood16
    @heyjungblood16 15 років тому +19

    "I can't stress unemotional enough"
    my favorite line. it sums up the entire video perfectly.

  • @AspieMediaBobby
    @AspieMediaBobby 7 років тому +57

    "I had a feeling today,Daddy.""Welll,don`t,son!"The 1950`s in a nutshell.

  • @maouprier
    @maouprier 11 років тому +58

    Any time, and every time I hear the word "pleasant" it makes me think of this short. Especially the line "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!!"
    And the line about "pleasant, unemotional conversation aids digestion."

    • @applemask
      @applemask 4 роки тому +10

      WELL THIS CERTAINLY IS PLEASANT

  • @littlebearbradick9263
    @littlebearbradick9263 7 років тому +42

    *lists numerous topics to not bring up or mannerisms not to display*
    *concludes with "but always be yourself."*
    LOL.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 11 років тому +27

    I love how the 50's had short films explaining everything, from having diner with your family to the importance of springs in life ("A case of Spring Feaver").
    If anything existed in the 50's, someone would make a film about it.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 роки тому +1

      well... these expensive film studios cant pay for themselves... Let's shovel some mundane life PSA's to the masses!

    • @Musicandlyrics2400
      @Musicandlyrics2400 2 роки тому +1

      Well they didn’t have google lol

  • @denisecranson831
    @denisecranson831 10 років тому +37

    "Tell Mother how good the food is." ..."Even as you gag on it." LMAO

  • @bubbechutzpah
    @bubbechutzpah 11 місяців тому +1

    I don't know what I would do without you guys. Let's face it, life sucks but the chuckles I get from most and rifftrax help get through the day. My eyes are filled with tears of laughter

  • @Zalis116
    @Zalis116 15 років тому +19

    "Watch him play Butler, in Remains of the Day." I love how MST3K wasn't afraid to make jokes that not too many people would get.
    First saw this short in a college English class, where the prof put it up as an example of a modernist work with post-modernist commentary.

  • @themange59
    @themange59 17 років тому +5

    "Father I had a feeling today"
    "well don't son."
    Lol love it!

  • @noisydope
    @noisydope 6 років тому +38

    "emotions are for ethnic people"
    "well, there it is, spankings all around then"
    oh man im cryin over here

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +3

      Are you an ethnic person? Then stop that!

  • @barbllm
    @barbllm 7 років тому +24

    "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Рік тому +2

    “Junior seats dad, and sister seats the dog”
    Lol

  • @SuperHollygrovechick
    @SuperHollygrovechick 13 років тому +76

    "The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinner time." *So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.*

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Рік тому +5

      Which is also the creepiest line in the short.... Why would the daughter owe it to the men of the family to look attractive?!

  • @AaronWood
    @AaronWood 4 роки тому +4

    "This stinks." Great callback to Pod People!

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 9 років тому +22

    CROW:JR.SEATS DAD SISTER SEATS THE DOG AND THE DOG......
    by far the best line from this short

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому

      That's nothing, there's one of these that tells you who you introduce to who first, then second, etc. It goes by age and gender or something like that.

  • @billsmith6884
    @billsmith6884 7 років тому +21

    Daughter changes into something more comfortable; A WEREWOLF!!!!

  • @aryaasha4589
    @aryaasha4589 10 років тому +19

    lol "everyone wants to flee the seething cauldron of angst"

  • @kymmydanger
    @kymmydanger 10 років тому +29

    "...I'm moving to Fire Island dear."

  • @joker927
    @joker927 17 років тому +5

    "Father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!" hahahaha

  • @patriciaclark9957
    @patriciaclark9957 2 роки тому +2

    Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck. Lol

  • @internziko
    @internziko 9 років тому +30

    Brother has a tight psychological grip on jr

  • @pmalone4
    @pmalone4 2 роки тому +2

    0:24 Holy shit, a Sylvia Plath joke?! I was NOT expecting that! ROFL

  • @TimelordR
    @TimelordR 13 років тому +16

    At 7:10- the son goes into graphic detail on what he did to the class president for not paying his weekly "protection", whilst the daughter goes into clinical detail about the pros & cons of feminine hygiene products.

  • @jonathanwashington6083
    @jonathanwashington6083 7 років тому +21

    If you guys follow Rifftrax, then you can see "Brother" taking a date (no, not "Mother", his best gal) to the prom.

  • @HCHaven7619
    @HCHaven7619 2 роки тому +2

    "...and make sure to make a plate for the narrator."

  • @TheVintageBug
    @TheVintageBug 14 років тому +2

    Still my FAVORITE short ^.^ Never gets old.

  • @AndrewDolanABD
    @AndrewDolanABD 2 роки тому +1

    Literally laughing out loud--great commentary!

  • @Marty43936
    @Marty43936 11 років тому +6

    This is still hilarious!!!! But my family had TV trays. . . Seldom did we sit at the table! :-D

  • @UKISOCIETY
    @UKISOCIETY 13 років тому +8

    One of the best shorts and movie from the MST3K boys.

  • @JohnInTheShelter
    @JohnInTheShelter 2 роки тому +3

    Short about 'proper' social behavior + MST = Comedy gold!

  • @goosefukulardeath7300
    @goosefukulardeath7300 2 роки тому +2

    They sold me on “the woody Allen story “ brutal

  • @jayMaze5
    @jayMaze5 16 років тому +1

    This is an excelent short. Hands down one of the all time funniest.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Рік тому +2

    “Father looks forward to spending time with those he loves”
    “But not THESE people”

  • @slaptastic_7
    @slaptastic_7 Рік тому +3

    “perhaps booze would alleviate this situation…” yes, please

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 3 роки тому +2

    "Now is the dinner of our discontent made glorious by a narrator of yore . . ."

  • @Xocists
    @Xocists 12 років тому +21

    I- I really can't believe this was a thing that was made unironically. My mind rebels at any attempt to accept that anyone, regardless of time or culture, could take this seriously.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 7 років тому +11

      ...fast forward 5 years, and we found out that not only are these people real, but they vote Republican.

    • @chrismarlow5631
      @chrismarlow5631 5 років тому +3

      No doubt this was intended to be serious. But trust me on this it was as funny then as it is now.

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 4 роки тому

      Shut up loser

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 4 роки тому

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers reported !

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +1

      I was alive and about 8 when this film was made. There were a few people like this. Not many though. None in my neighborhood.

  • @twags32689
    @twags32689 16 років тому +1

    kid opens oven,
    Mike, "sylvia?"
    hahahahahaha!!!! fantastic

  • @Fictionluverkdm
    @Fictionluverkdm 17 років тому +3

    God, I love this show. I love how they do easy jokes, but then also do cultural references (like the "Tale of Two Cities" one in here) that make me feel all smart when I get them. XD
    Kickass show, in short.

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 9 років тому +14

    nobody starts eating until father has served himself
    THIS MEANS YOU!

  • @tb4495
    @tb4495 5 років тому +5

    “Brother has a tight psychological grip on junior.”

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 6 років тому +6

    Father, I had a feeling today...
    Well don't son!

  • @areoborg
    @areoborg 16 років тому +6

    "THERE'S A RABBIT IN THERE!"

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 років тому +1

      "Where's the LAMB SAUCE!?!" 😡

  • @xekul
    @xekul 16 років тому +3

    "father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!"

  • @Parkwaymania
    @Parkwaymania 10 років тому +11

    I was just watching "The Hideous Sun Demon" (1959) and I'm pretty sure "Father" from this flick was in it.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 років тому +2

      Parkwaymania Did he do his ferret impression in that one, too?

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 5 років тому +2

    "Treat the other members of your family with the same respect and cordiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle."
    "So snap Dad's bra?"
    That's where I lost it.

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 7 років тому +2

    What a scream! My face hurts with so much laughing...

  • @TheClutchCanuck
    @TheClutchCanuck 7 років тому +4

    "uh, you don't have to cut my mashed potatoes too...."

  • @dchiapello
    @dchiapello 15 років тому +1

    Love the la-di-da writing: "...no family so poor BUT THAT the evening meal.... no family so busy BUT THAT it can come together... "

  • @AngieEnz84
    @AngieEnz84 12 років тому +5

    The Fire Island and Negro lines...*Wipes eyes* Oh, man.
    "It's the Woody Allen story!"

  • @TheAnubis57
    @TheAnubis57 4 роки тому +2

    I like how the sister was pissed at her brother taking that pecan off the cake at the beginning.

  • @CesMan83
    @CesMan83 12 років тому +4

    Hell yes! Thank God for the 60s, lol

  • @ss_whole
    @ss_whole 8 років тому +2

    I can't count the number of times I busted out laughing at this.

  • @ebrown2112
    @ebrown2112 16 років тому +1

    Sister obsesses with the flowers!

  • @afmghost1759
    @afmghost1759 4 роки тому +2

    "Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation."

  • @flashesofblack4128
    @flashesofblack4128 4 роки тому +4

    Holy Cow! This 'Date" is scripted like a strict military exercise! With Dad in charge, even the smallest departure from the tightly planned meal will be met with Dad in a drill sergeants scream, drop and give me 2000 push ups!!

  • @fromthesidelines
    @fromthesidelines 18 років тому +3

    This was originally shown in classrooms all over the U.S., around 1949. Of course, when you actually had the "date" with YOUR family, YOU always struck out...in more ways than one!

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 5 років тому +3

      As I've said before...after the disruption of economic depression and world war, it was felt films like this were needed to reintroduce society to "proper" mores and behaviors

  • @copperandbrick
    @copperandbrick 14 років тому +9

    This is one of my favorite shorts. :-)
    I love my Dad and brother, but looking attractive to my male relatives is not even on my list of priorities.

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Рік тому +2

      I"ve never understood that part. I mean all of it is ridiculous but.... this one makes me feel gross.

  • @markusvampyre
    @markusvampyre 13 років тому +27

    "Brother seats Junior..."
    "Daughter obsesses with the flowers"
    "....then helps mother to her chair as he would his best girl."
    "The less said about this, the better."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +6

      Hey! I like my family as a friend!

  • @MrHmg55
    @MrHmg55 4 роки тому +2

    "She was a BIG nun, with a mustache and a big habit ..."

  • @Azrael666Azazel
    @Azrael666Azazel 6 років тому +66

    Remember women: it's important to dress atractively for your father and or son.

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 5 років тому +1

      It is notable that most guys were straight in those days. I do wonder.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +11

      The less said about this, the better.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 роки тому +4

      you owe it to them lol!!

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 роки тому +1

      @jane doe Chicks willing to act like something more than just a room mate. No wonder boys stay single these days. And so many gay-looking ones.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 роки тому +2

      @@pittland44 Especially when the housewife was in her dominatrix gear. 😥

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 3 роки тому +1

    Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side.
    Daughter obsesses with the flowers.

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 Рік тому +2

    Mother failed by not greeting Father with a martini!!!

  • @markusvampyre
    @markusvampyre 13 років тому +7

    "Ah, you don't have to cut my mash potatoes too."

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 місяців тому +1

      "Salad needs more butter, Mom." 🥗

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 9 місяців тому +1

    Father went from "at least I have two sons" to "I have no son" in less than a minute.
    Rough dinner.

  • @pugnaciousd8339
    @pugnaciousd8339 4 роки тому +2

    “What you’re watching now should’ve been edited in the final print my apologies.”

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 5 років тому +6

    I love the earnest sincerity of things from the 1950s, like this, but I also enjoy watching them getting made fun of.

  • @SandraNevermind
    @SandraNevermind 8 років тому +9

    5:45: "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +1

      My day was far more pleasant than yours!

  • @CesMan83
    @CesMan83 13 років тому +11

    If it weren't for the hippies, we'd all live like the Cleaver family!

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 5 років тому +2

      @@sGirl-ny9xj There's nothing wrong with them--except when you believe that it's how all "true Americans" should be.

    • @mikebums682
      @mikebums682 4 роки тому

      True

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 місяців тому

      ​@@KingoftheJuice18 Ever heard of a little fable called "The Stepford Wives"? 🤨

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 10 місяців тому

      @@luisreyes1963 Sure, but June Cleaver wasn't a Stepford wife.

  • @pharmboy730
    @pharmboy730 2 роки тому +2

    "How's your puberty, dear?"

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 9 років тому +24

    Did the authorities of the 1950's really think that people did not know how to act around their own families?

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 років тому +4

      Geez!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 7 років тому +15

      I’m sure they knew. And they wanted to stop it. Make people conform.

    • @CarlEusebius
      @CarlEusebius 6 років тому +10

      People in the '50s responded better to authoritative disembodied voices.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому

      @@CarlEusebius But they were not quite as obedient to the "authorities" as they are today, Masks would've never been worn if COVID broke out then. No way..

  • @butterflysuki
    @butterflysuki 18 років тому +3

    "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!"

  • @TheAnubis57
    @TheAnubis57 4 роки тому +2

    LOL! I can't imagine calling my sister a "cruddy skank" right at diner time.
    For some reason I started to laugh uncontrollably by that riff.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 місяців тому

      Would "emasculating bint" be better? 😅

  • @ultimateSpagety
    @ultimateSpagety 14 років тому +1

    "mom I'm pregnant" followed immediately by "is it that late already?" XDDD

  • @5star555555555
    @5star555555555 13 років тому +6

    A violent argument erupts over which day was more pleasant!

  • @judyb1169
    @judyb1169 17 років тому +1

    "A Violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant" LOL!

  • @theycallmetundraboy
    @theycallmetundraboy Рік тому +3

    This training video on how to be a human in a family just gives itself away about how fucked up the 50's were.

  • @kevin2400
    @kevin2400 2 роки тому +1

    If opie and Anthony did this short…. It would go horribly wrong and funny

  • @sarahcartan4194
    @sarahcartan4194 2 роки тому +2

    "With your family, you can relax. Be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self."
    "And make sure no one knows the real you."

  • @Jade10923
    @Jade10923 14 років тому +10

    mom wants a career, dads gay, brother is taking marijauna, sister is dating a black guy, and juniors a communist :D

  • @reddavis4808
    @reddavis4808 5 років тому +2

    God dammit I had a mouth full of Whiskey that ended up spitting out at my mouth laughing at "Dad, I'm dating a Negro"

  • @aaronkasperek526
    @aaronkasperek526 3 роки тому +2

    Ok buck up here we go. Martini.

  • @captainobvious9233
    @captainobvious9233 9 років тому +8

    Our version of dinner - Go to kitchen, help yourself to the food, bring it back to room.
    The only time we ever ate at the table was for holidays with visiting family.

    • @emmybananaart1188
      @emmybananaart1188 9 років тому +3

      Same!!

    • @jimboa20
      @jimboa20 9 років тому +13

      +Captain Obvious that's a little too much in the opposite direction IMO. i think dinner with the family is important to have a couple times a week at least...not anywhere near as obsessive compulsive as the freakshow on display here though, lol

    • @leecox1513
      @leecox1513 7 років тому +1

      You mean those "fascist rules" against murder, drugs, single parenthood, grafitti, gang bangers and high taxes?

  • @tomservo1971
    @tomservo1971 5 років тому +5

    A pretty dark Sylvia Plath reference.

  • @crowskyler
    @crowskyler 15 років тому +1

    Probably the best MST3K short.

  • @SixFeetUndr101
    @SixFeetUndr101 5 років тому +20

    This must be how Mike Pence sees the world.

    • @dankauffmanmusic
      @dankauffmanmusic 4 роки тому +2

      ted dymski guess you can't take jokes. You're in the wrong place, then.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +2

      @@dankauffmanmusic I think T D must've got banned. His comment is gone.

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 16 років тому +2

    Narrator: "But he won't spend a lot of time on the phone, either."
    Joel: "He's mute."

  • @TitenSxull
    @TitenSxull 17 років тому +2

    "please god, take me now"
    Mike: father, I had a feeling today
    Tom: Well don't son

  • @JohnInTheShelter
    @JohnInTheShelter 2 роки тому +2

    It's fun reading the comments from folks who mock this (which it deserves). Today's media is SO much more honest and realistic about how people live, uh huh, we're SO much more sophisticated...

  • @demonizer6663
    @demonizer6663 18 років тому +1

    "So then Mary Sister Patrick had him against the wall and he nailed him!!!"
    "More gin Pop???"
    "Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestoin...I can't stress UNEMOTIONAL enough!!"

  • @dunderbob91
    @dunderbob91 15 років тому

    "a violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant." That had me in tears.

  • @rmn002
    @rmn002 16 років тому +7

    To me this is what caused the 1960's counterculture movement to happen.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 роки тому

      Sad, but true. 😟

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +1

      Could be. Hippies were predominantly from upper middle and upper class households. Those were the ones that actually acted like this (at least until ma or pa became an alcoholic).

  • @smpawloski
    @smpawloski 14 років тому +126

    "Dad, I had a feeling today."
    "Well, don't, son."

  • @lonelysith66
    @lonelysith66 14 років тому

    "I'm moving to Fire Island, Dear."
    Yeah, no big surprise there.
    LOL XD