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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • A short educational film brought to us by Mystery Science Theatre. VERY funny.

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  • @smpawloski
    @smpawloski 13 років тому +127

    "Dad, I had a feeling today."
    "Well, don't, son."

  • @buckaroobanzai7063
    @buckaroobanzai7063 5 років тому +40

    The fact someone had to make a film telling people to live this way only proves no one ever did.

  • @janeadelaidelennox7193
    @janeadelaidelennox7193 4 роки тому +34

    “The woody Allen story”
    Lol right out of the gate 😂

  • @efxman
    @efxman 16 років тому +81

    "A violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant." I love the ficticious models used for the 1950's family. Even "normal" families of that age weren't as twisted as this. MST3K understood how insipid and unrealistic all this was, and it's great comedy to boot:)

  • @saedastarcaller
    @saedastarcaller 10 років тому +110

    Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, and disowns him!

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 4 роки тому +24

    PSA: "always make sure to act and appear pleasant around your family, and make sure to be yourself"
    me: "well, which is it?"

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 10 років тому +111

    Our History Teacher showed us this in class. We were absolutely dying with laughter.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 років тому +13

      With or without the MST3K commentary?

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 років тому +28

      Casey5693 With.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 років тому +30

      TheChildofAuraReborn That's even better. You had the most awesome history teacher ever!

    • @wwef6lr
      @wwef6lr 8 років тому +3

      My history teacher showed this to us too lol.

    • @SprightlyValentino
      @SprightlyValentino 4 роки тому +10

      Absolutely nobody watching this today would take it seriously (well, maybe a tiny minority would), so you might as well show it to the class with the commentary included. If anything that just accentuates how times and the overall attitude of society has changed. It's also a good way to introduce the class to the concept of satire.

  • @heyjungblood16
    @heyjungblood16 15 років тому +18

    "I can't stress unemotional enough"
    my favorite line. it sums up the entire video perfectly.

  • @maouprier
    @maouprier 10 років тому +58

    Any time, and every time I hear the word "pleasant" it makes me think of this short. Especially the line "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!!"
    And the line about "pleasant, unemotional conversation aids digestion."

    • @applemask
      @applemask 4 роки тому +9

      WELL THIS CERTAINLY IS PLEASANT

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 11 років тому +27

    I love how the 50's had short films explaining everything, from having diner with your family to the importance of springs in life ("A case of Spring Feaver").
    If anything existed in the 50's, someone would make a film about it.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 роки тому +1

      well... these expensive film studios cant pay for themselves... Let's shovel some mundane life PSA's to the masses!

    • @Musicandlyrics2400
      @Musicandlyrics2400 2 роки тому +1

      Well they didn’t have google lol

  • @jovanniebazil
    @jovanniebazil 5 років тому +27

    4:53-4:55
    "Dad i'm dating a Negro."
    Best part in this entire video lol

    • @thedaylightwolfman564
      @thedaylightwolfman564 4 роки тому +5

      Thank goodness someone actually said it! Haha! 😄 Only seconded by "dad I had a feeling." "well don't son." Hilarious!

    • @Nacho-Mamma
      @Nacho-Mamma 4 місяці тому +1

      Nope! Best line:
      "Emotions are for ethnic people!"
      I choked on my water & pissed myself laughing!

  • @littlebearbradick9263
    @littlebearbradick9263 7 років тому +43

    *lists numerous topics to not bring up or mannerisms not to display*
    *concludes with "but always be yourself."*
    LOL.

  • @AspieMediaBobby
    @AspieMediaBobby 7 років тому +56

    "I had a feeling today,Daddy.""Welll,don`t,son!"The 1950`s in a nutshell.

  • @Zalis116
    @Zalis116 14 років тому +19

    "Watch him play Butler, in Remains of the Day." I love how MST3K wasn't afraid to make jokes that not too many people would get.
    First saw this short in a college English class, where the prof put it up as an example of a modernist work with post-modernist commentary.

  • @noisydope
    @noisydope 6 років тому +37

    "emotions are for ethnic people"
    "well, there it is, spankings all around then"
    oh man im cryin over here

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +3

      Are you an ethnic person? Then stop that!

  • @denisecranson831
    @denisecranson831 9 років тому +37

    "Tell Mother how good the food is." ..."Even as you gag on it." LMAO

  • @kymmydanger
    @kymmydanger 10 років тому +29

    "...I'm moving to Fire Island dear."

  • @joker927
    @joker927 17 років тому +5

    "Father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!" hahahaha

  • @SuperHollygrovechick
    @SuperHollygrovechick 13 років тому +75

    "The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinner time." *So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.*

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Рік тому +4

      Which is also the creepiest line in the short.... Why would the daughter owe it to the men of the family to look attractive?!

  • @barbllm
    @barbllm 7 років тому +24

    "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

  • @themange59
    @themange59 16 років тому +5

    "Father I had a feeling today"
    "well don't son."
    Lol love it!

  • @billsmith6884
    @billsmith6884 7 років тому +21

    Daughter changes into something more comfortable; A WEREWOLF!!!!

  • @internziko
    @internziko 9 років тому +30

    Brother has a tight psychological grip on jr

  • @jonathanwashington6083
    @jonathanwashington6083 6 років тому +21

    If you guys follow Rifftrax, then you can see "Brother" taking a date (no, not "Mother", his best gal) to the prom.

  • @TimelordR
    @TimelordR 13 років тому +16

    At 7:10- the son goes into graphic detail on what he did to the class president for not paying his weekly "protection", whilst the daughter goes into clinical detail about the pros & cons of feminine hygiene products.

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 9 років тому +22

    CROW:JR.SEATS DAD SISTER SEATS THE DOG AND THE DOG......
    by far the best line from this short

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому

      That's nothing, there's one of these that tells you who you introduce to who first, then second, etc. It goes by age and gender or something like that.

  • @aryaasha4589
    @aryaasha4589 9 років тому +19

    lol "everyone wants to flee the seething cauldron of angst"

  • @Xocists
    @Xocists 12 років тому +21

    I- I really can't believe this was a thing that was made unironically. My mind rebels at any attempt to accept that anyone, regardless of time or culture, could take this seriously.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 років тому +11

      ...fast forward 5 years, and we found out that not only are these people real, but they vote Republican.

    • @chrismarlow5631
      @chrismarlow5631 4 роки тому +3

      No doubt this was intended to be serious. But trust me on this it was as funny then as it is now.

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 3 роки тому

      Shut up loser

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 3 роки тому

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers reported !

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +1

      I was alive and about 8 when this film was made. There were a few people like this. Not many though. None in my neighborhood.

  • @AaronWood
    @AaronWood 3 роки тому +4

    "This stinks." Great callback to Pod People!

  • @flashesofblack4128
    @flashesofblack4128 3 роки тому +4

    Holy Cow! This 'Date" is scripted like a strict military exercise! With Dad in charge, even the smallest departure from the tightly planned meal will be met with Dad in a drill sergeants scream, drop and give me 2000 push ups!!

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 9 років тому +14

    nobody starts eating until father has served himself
    THIS MEANS YOU!

  • @tb4495
    @tb4495 5 років тому +5

    “Brother has a tight psychological grip on junior.”

  • @areoborg
    @areoborg 15 років тому +6

    "THERE'S A RABBIT IN THERE!"

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 роки тому +1

      "Where's the LAMB SAUCE!?!" 😡

  • @Azrael666Azazel
    @Azrael666Azazel 6 років тому +66

    Remember women: it's important to dress atractively for your father and or son.

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 роки тому +1

      It is notable that most guys were straight in those days. I do wonder.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +11

      The less said about this, the better.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 роки тому +4

      you owe it to them lol!!

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 роки тому +1

      @jane doe Chicks willing to act like something more than just a room mate. No wonder boys stay single these days. And so many gay-looking ones.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 роки тому +2

      @@pittland44 Especially when the housewife was in her dominatrix gear. 😥

  • @fromthesidelines
    @fromthesidelines 18 років тому +3

    This was originally shown in classrooms all over the U.S., around 1949. Of course, when you actually had the "date" with YOUR family, YOU always struck out...in more ways than one!

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 5 років тому +3

      As I've said before...after the disruption of economic depression and world war, it was felt films like this were needed to reintroduce society to "proper" mores and behaviors

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 5 років тому +6

    Father, I had a feeling today...
    Well don't son!

  • @SixFeetUndr101
    @SixFeetUndr101 5 років тому +19

    This must be how Mike Pence sees the world.

    • @dankauffmanmusic
      @dankauffmanmusic 4 роки тому +2

      ted dymski guess you can't take jokes. You're in the wrong place, then.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +2

      @@dankauffmanmusic I think T D must've got banned. His comment is gone.

  • @markusvampyre
    @markusvampyre 13 років тому +27

    "Brother seats Junior..."
    "Daughter obsesses with the flowers"
    "....then helps mother to her chair as he would his best girl."
    "The less said about this, the better."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +6

      Hey! I like my family as a friend!

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 9 років тому +24

    Did the authorities of the 1950's really think that people did not know how to act around their own families?

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 років тому +4

      Geez!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 років тому +15

      I’m sure they knew. And they wanted to stop it. Make people conform.

    • @CarlEusebius
      @CarlEusebius 5 років тому +10

      People in the '50s responded better to authoritative disembodied voices.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому

      @@CarlEusebius But they were not quite as obedient to the "authorities" as they are today, Masks would've never been worn if COVID broke out then. No way..

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 4 роки тому +6

    I love the earnest sincerity of things from the 1950s, like this, but I also enjoy watching them getting made fun of.

  • @JohnInTheShelter
    @JohnInTheShelter 2 роки тому +3

    Short about 'proper' social behavior + MST = Comedy gold!

  • @xekul
    @xekul 16 років тому +3

    "father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!"

  • @Parkwaymania
    @Parkwaymania 10 років тому +11

    I was just watching "The Hideous Sun Demon" (1959) and I'm pretty sure "Father" from this flick was in it.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 5 років тому +2

      Parkwaymania Did he do his ferret impression in that one, too?

  • @UKISOCIETY
    @UKISOCIETY 13 років тому +8

    One of the best shorts and movie from the MST3K boys.

  • @5star555555555
    @5star555555555 13 років тому +6

    A violent argument erupts over which day was more pleasant!

  • @sarahcartan4194
    @sarahcartan4194 2 роки тому +2

    "With your family, you can relax. Be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self."
    "And make sure no one knows the real you."

  • @TheClutchCanuck
    @TheClutchCanuck 6 років тому +4

    "uh, you don't have to cut my mashed potatoes too...."

  • @CesMan83
    @CesMan83 13 років тому +11

    If it weren't for the hippies, we'd all live like the Cleaver family!

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 роки тому +2

      @@sGirl-ny9xj There's nothing wrong with them--except when you believe that it's how all "true Americans" should be.

    • @mikebums682
      @mikebums682 4 роки тому

      True

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 6 місяців тому

      ​@@KingoftheJuice18 Ever heard of a little fable called "The Stepford Wives"? 🤨

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 6 місяців тому

      @@luisreyes1963 Sure, but June Cleaver wasn't a Stepford wife.

  • @copperandbrick
    @copperandbrick 14 років тому +9

    This is one of my favorite shorts. :-)
    I love my Dad and brother, but looking attractive to my male relatives is not even on my list of priorities.

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Рік тому +2

      I"ve never understood that part. I mean all of it is ridiculous but.... this one makes me feel gross.

  • @AngieEnz84
    @AngieEnz84 12 років тому +5

    The Fire Island and Negro lines...*Wipes eyes* Oh, man.
    "It's the Woody Allen story!"

  • @tomservo1971
    @tomservo1971 5 років тому +5

    A pretty dark Sylvia Plath reference.

  • @TheVintageBug
    @TheVintageBug 14 років тому +2

    Still my FAVORITE short ^.^ Never gets old.

  • @TheAnubis57
    @TheAnubis57 4 роки тому +2

    I like how the sister was pissed at her brother taking that pecan off the cake at the beginning.

  • @pugnaciousd8339
    @pugnaciousd8339 4 роки тому +2

    “What you’re watching now should’ve been edited in the final print my apologies.”

  • @CesMan83
    @CesMan83 12 років тому +4

    Hell yes! Thank God for the 60s, lol

  • @rmn002
    @rmn002 16 років тому +7

    To me this is what caused the 1960's counterculture movement to happen.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 роки тому

      Sad, but true. 😟

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +1

      Could be. Hippies were predominantly from upper middle and upper class households. Those were the ones that actually acted like this (at least until ma or pa became an alcoholic).

  • @butterflysuki
    @butterflysuki 18 років тому +3

    "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!"

  • @Jade10923
    @Jade10923 13 років тому +10

    mom wants a career, dads gay, brother is taking marijauna, sister is dating a black guy, and juniors a communist :D

  • @fredrickpotocnik8156
    @fredrickpotocnik8156 5 років тому +5

    Then helps Mother to her chair as he would his best girl. The less said about this, the better...

  • @Marty43936
    @Marty43936 10 років тому +6

    This is still hilarious!!!! But my family had TV trays. . . Seldom did we sit at the table! :-D

  • @bubbechutzpah
    @bubbechutzpah 6 місяців тому +1

    I don't know what I would do without you guys. Let's face it, life sucks but the chuckles I get from most and rifftrax help get through the day. My eyes are filled with tears of laughter

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 4 роки тому +2

    "Treat the other members of your family with the same respect and cordiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle."
    "So snap Dad's bra?"
    That's where I lost it.

  • @twags32689
    @twags32689 16 років тому +1

    kid opens oven,
    Mike, "sylvia?"
    hahahahahaha!!!! fantastic

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Рік тому +2

    “Junior seats dad, and sister seats the dog”
    Lol

  • @markusvampyre
    @markusvampyre 13 років тому +7

    "Ah, you don't have to cut my mash potatoes too."

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 6 місяців тому +1

      "Salad needs more butter, Mom." 🥗

  • @Fictionluverkdm
    @Fictionluverkdm 16 років тому +3

    God, I love this show. I love how they do easy jokes, but then also do cultural references (like the "Tale of Two Cities" one in here) that make me feel all smart when I get them. XD
    Kickass show, in short.

  • @dchiapello
    @dchiapello 15 років тому +1

    Love the la-di-da writing: "...no family so poor BUT THAT the evening meal.... no family so busy BUT THAT it can come together... "

  • @SandraNevermind
    @SandraNevermind 8 років тому +7

    5:45: "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +1

      My day was far more pleasant than yours!

  • @judyb1169
    @judyb1169 17 років тому +1

    "A Violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant" LOL!

  • @captainobvious9233
    @captainobvious9233 9 років тому +8

    Our version of dinner - Go to kitchen, help yourself to the food, bring it back to room.
    The only time we ever ate at the table was for holidays with visiting family.

    • @emmybananaart1188
      @emmybananaart1188 8 років тому +3

      Same!!

    • @jimboa20
      @jimboa20 8 років тому +13

      +Captain Obvious that's a little too much in the opposite direction IMO. i think dinner with the family is important to have a couple times a week at least...not anywhere near as obsessive compulsive as the freakshow on display here though, lol

    • @leecox1513
      @leecox1513 7 років тому +1

      You mean those "fascist rules" against murder, drugs, single parenthood, grafitti, gang bangers and high taxes?

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Рік тому +2

    “Father looks forward to spending time with those he loves”
    “But not THESE people”

  • @jayMaze5
    @jayMaze5 15 років тому +1

    This is an excelent short. Hands down one of the all time funniest.

  • @TheAnubis57
    @TheAnubis57 4 роки тому +2

    LOL! I can't imagine calling my sister a "cruddy skank" right at diner time.
    For some reason I started to laugh uncontrollably by that riff.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Місяць тому

      Would "emasculating bint" be better? 😅

  • @crowtservo
    @crowtservo 11 років тому +5

    Love the old dangerous fridge with a handle. My uncle still has one just like that, my grandparents gave it to him when he moved out in 1970 and he still has it.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 роки тому +1

      its 7 years later. Does he still have it?
      Is it running? Does it need a walker to.. run?

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 4 роки тому +1

      Gaming Chinchilla Yep, sadly my grandparents have both died since I made that comment but the fridge is still functioning.

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 7 років тому +2

    What a scream! My face hurts with so much laughing...

  • @AndrewDolanABD
    @AndrewDolanABD Рік тому +1

    Literally laughing out loud--great commentary!

  • @patriciaclark9957
    @patriciaclark9957 2 роки тому +2

    Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck. Lol

  • @WildWelshWitch
    @WildWelshWitch 16 років тому +5

    got to wonder...they supposed eat dinner this way EVERY night? Fancy clothes and centerpieces and all?
    *salutes MST3K* thank you for pointing out every single flaw in this movie X3

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 9 років тому +53

    The women of the family need to look rested and attractive for the men? Class, can you say 'incest'?

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +2

      @anne marie x Anne, you're never going to attract a man with that kind of dominating tone. (5 bonus points if you can tell me where that's from)

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +2

      @anne marie x It's a joke from Parks and Rec. Congrats on being married that long though, it's not an easy thing.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +3

      @anne marie x Gotcha. The joke is from Parks and Rec. You should check it out. Just search for "The best of April Ludgate." She's the most Defiant young woman and she says that to her boss to screw with her. It was extremely funny because she's exactly the opposite person to ever say such a thing.

  • @tomservo56954
    @tomservo56954 12 років тому +3

    "Where the postman eagerly awaits"
    (muttering) "You emasculating bint"
    "Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!"
    "Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly--like having a personality"
    "And be sure no one knows the REAL you"
    "This makes me want to heat up a Libbyland Dinner and eat in front of the TV"

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 8 років тому +10

    What's wrong with discussing gruesome sights & unpleasant topics at the dinner table? Good for the digestion.

  • @HCHaven7619
    @HCHaven7619 Рік тому +2

    "...and make sure to make a plate for the narrator."

  • @ss_whole
    @ss_whole 7 років тому +2

    I can't count the number of times I busted out laughing at this.

  • @MoultrieGeek
    @MoultrieGeek 3 роки тому +2

    This is not a family, it's a serial killer factory. Why is Brother 31 years old? One of my favorite shorts!

  • @pmalone4
    @pmalone4 Рік тому +2

    0:24 Holy shit, a Sylvia Plath joke?! I was NOT expecting that! ROFL

  • @slaptastic_7
    @slaptastic_7 Рік тому +3

    “perhaps booze would alleviate this situation…” yes, please

  • @BrooklynBeTheBoro
    @BrooklynBeTheBoro 7 років тому +8

    Wait, why is the youngest son named "Jr" and not the oldest son? Isn't that normally reserved for the firstborn son?

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 5 років тому +7

      Halfman Halfamazing It’s rather obvious that this family is sort of... well... odd.

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 5 років тому +3

      More likely a nickname

    • @quantanglement
      @quantanglement 3 роки тому +1

      @@tomservo56954 2nd son could definitely be a junior. Common.
      ps, let's be pleasant about this - I'm eating.

  • @TitenSxull
    @TitenSxull 17 років тому +2

    "please god, take me now"
    Mike: father, I had a feeling today
    Tom: Well don't son

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 7 років тому +5

    more Gin, Pop?

  • @demonizer6663
    @demonizer6663 18 років тому +1

    "So then Mary Sister Patrick had him against the wall and he nailed him!!!"
    "More gin Pop???"
    "Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestoin...I can't stress UNEMOTIONAL enough!!"

  • @ultimateSpagety
    @ultimateSpagety 14 років тому +1

    "mom I'm pregnant" followed immediately by "is it that late already?" XDDD

  • @greyfox37
    @greyfox37 15 років тому +3

    It is silly, but it's also sad that formality is abandoned along with deeper family values thanks to the decade following this one. Should we go back to this? Not exactly, but at least table manners and family gathering should still be enforced.
    More gin, pop???

  • @dunderbob91
    @dunderbob91 14 років тому

    "a violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant." That had me in tears.

  • @thegirlnextdork
    @thegirlnextdork 12 років тому +7

    This was really hard to watch. Like, yeah, there's such a thing as being nice to someone when they get home from work. But JEEZY CREEZY THE SUBSERVIENCE. YES I KNOW DAD WHITES ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE. *twitch twitch* What? Oh, just a flashback...

  • @needles1987
    @needles1987 14 років тому +6

    No wonder people wanted change in the 60s.

  • @jimm2224
    @jimm2224 13 років тому +1

    "Hi, I'm Betty and I'll be your wife tonight." LOLOLOL

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 15 років тому +1

    most families don't have servents...they have daughters!

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 2 роки тому +2

    "Now is the dinner of our discontent made glorious by a narrator of yore . . ."

  • @demonizer6663
    @demonizer6663 18 років тому +1

    "A violent arguement erupts over who's day was more pleasant!"

  • @itsamebrinyoh7038
    @itsamebrinyoh7038 6 років тому +6

    Tired voice: "Sylvia?"