it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.
@@SirElderock I mean if he cleans the entire place and nothing is missing after the initial scare I'd be offering him a place to stay in exchange for him cleaning
You can't call that second one a burglar. Especially if his intent wasn't so much to rob the place, but rather just squat in it. I think trespasser is more accurate. Maybe, home invader but it's a fine line.
Home invasion implies that youre attacking a house that has inhabitants in it. Could a regular burglary be attempted home invasion? Like there almost was someone in. 🤔
Theif: *starts filming * "So guys I was just trying to rob these people innocently and now they pulled a gun on me. The absolute atrocity! Hashtag Cancel Cashiers! " 🤣
This reminds me of a story from America's Dumbest Criminals where this one dude from another town tried to rob a convenience store in Pensacola, only to be shot at by the store clerk. The store clerks are very protective about it.
I would've helped that second dude out, he was so nice! He didn't even steal anything. Probably just needed a place to stay, and maybe cleaned to repay them?
@@devog1842 it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.
Im basicly bilingual, but my parents forgot that pretty often: everytime they fought, or even worse-opposite of fighting, they just switched the language not realising that me and my sisters knew enough to be terrified.
Random fact Dolphins have several highly developed forms of communication. They have a “signature whistle” which allows other individuals to recognise them. -The Shades
The second person isnt bad, like who would complain someone cleaned there house and took nothing? Human: *Cleans my house in exchange for a place to sleep* Couple: You're arrested. That even sounds dumb
As much as I'd like to think I do the same. If I found someone in my house and was in that position. I wouldn't necessarily get them arrested but I'd most likely kick them out.
My sister worked at a bank and was robbed. But the more ridiculous story was about one of her coworkers. Her coworker was 8 months pregnant when this guy came up to her demanding cash. His disguise was bandaids... his get away was a BIKE!!! Yeah that lasted all of five minutes😂
A small town in northern England had seen crime go up significantly so they sent letters to all known criminals in the area , over drinking age , about a free beer testing being held just outside town . About 30 thirsty criminals turned up and were all swiftly arrested .
The Goldilocks dudes "crime" was rather pleasant. If I were married, my wife would probably want to press charges but I would be too sure... Also 4:27 Imagine getting mauled by a snake.
There was one recently in AZ where some guy fled the scene of the crime on foot. In the process of running, he dropped his cellphone, which was unlocked. The police took a photo of themselves and posted it to his FB account and told him he can pick it up when he stops by the station.
I remember seeing footage of some guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He thought he'd disable the camera first, but he wasn't wearing a mask, so it got a good close-up of his face.
Robbing multiple homes in a neighborhood during the Christmas season only gets you three months in jail? I'm not one to want severe punishments for crimes like that, but that is way too lenient.
I love this channel. I listen to it everyday on my way home from work. around 7 minutes and 30 seconds in was the funniest one because I am from Long island and I remember this and I actually went to school with one of the cops!!
You gotta hand it to some criminals, they really are entertaining. One from where I live tried to rob a donnut store, only to find it was the local police department's favourite hang-out. The same guy also tried to steal their police car... let's just say it didn't work hahaha
A drunk man in Abbotsford, BC, Canada once got out of his car to avoid getting a DUI and went into what he thought was a taxi and told the driver “Get me outta here Buddy cops are everywhere tonight!” The driver did get him out of there…and took him to the drunk tank because it wasn’t a taxi he got into, but an idling police car and the RCMP officer did his job pretty well compared to the drunk man’s mistake. Hey if you’re in Canada don’t mess with Mounties!
I know the animation depicts a crested penguin, but I gather from the fact that they weren't charged with attempting to release a potential invasive species that the penguin was a little blue?
Criminal: takes items from the house I sleep Criminal: also takes Christmas presents *ok now you’ve gone to far* (I’m not one of those “presents are all what Christmas is about” kind of people)
@@____-qm4nq you do not in the underground my guy. A person will buy jewelry off you before a TV. But what do I know my late teens early 20s I only made a living off it so. Act like you have watched backdoor jewelry operations. What's smarter walking around with 300 bucks of bulky electronics. Or 500k worth of small jewelry. You tried tho
@@____-qm4nq but I will say I've made alot off nieve ppl so doesnt matter. Believe what you want. Lol I'm not here to ease your mind. If that makes you feel safe believe it
Breaking in, cleaning up somebody's house until it's squeaky clean, buying groceries and caring for himself: 2 years in jail. Breaking into three homes including the poor small business owners house and stealing loads of valuables: 3 months in jail. Wow, justice system! That is just amazing! 👏🏻👏🏻
I heard of a guy arrested for bank robbery the police caught him with a bag full of money , a mask and a gun at his interrogation he said " It wasn't me officer " police " Really ? Then why is there so much evidence to the contrary ? " suspect " I never robbed the bank I was busy at the time " police " Doing what ? " suspect " Robbing the post office down the street " or how about burglar Darren Kimpton who tried to rob a house full of cops . Why were the cops there ? They were investigating a burglary committed by... Darren Kimpton that's right Kimpton had robbed the same house just hours earlier . Derek Mosley tried to rob Discount Gun Store in Beaverton armed with a baseball bat which he used to break open a display case to reach the guns inside only for the owner to force to the floor at gunpoint and hold him there until police arrived . Two burglars robbed a house one was caught and wrestled to the ground by the owner who was former WWE Champion Daniel Bryan . Another burglar got stuck in a window trying to get into a house and as he tried to squirm into the window his pants fell to his ankles as passers by took photos of his bare backside .
guys, its simple. Cover your eyes, dress up in black, and put red, yellow, and green circles. Boom, you are a traffic light. Nobody will see it coming. And boom, you just did the heist of the year.
Heck I wouldn't have reported the second guy, I'd hire him as a house sitter.
Same
it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.
same
@@SirElderock I mean if he cleans the entire place and nothing is missing after the initial scare I'd be offering him a place to stay in exchange for him cleaning
@@SirElderock blanket of wetness
You can't call that second one a burglar. Especially if his intent wasn't so much to rob the place, but rather just squat in it. I think trespasser is more accurate. Maybe, home invader but it's a fine line.
if that happened to my place i wouldent even press charges, man did me a favor
Dook Dook I know right?
Home invasion implies that youre attacking a house that has inhabitants in it. Could a regular burglary be attempted home invasion? Like there almost was someone in. 🤔
@@jedinutcracker Yeah, Id even offer him a job cleaning my house for me. Win/Win.
@@100percentNotaBot It was a two year conditional discharge, not jail time.
The couple with the penguin is like the real life version of The Hangover 😂
Lol
Yes😂😂😂
Me poppers penguins
Lamoooooooooo
TRUE!!
6:09 I love how she is still smiling while pointing a shotgun at the robber
same
She knew the robber can’t get away and smiled as she pulled out a gun
🔫😀
Thank you, come again
“Finally! A new victim!”
The “come in to weigh your drugs properly” made me laugh so hard😂
Same
The second "burglar" was actually really kind. Dumb but at least he cared
I would keep him I hate cleaning
I wonder if he was homeless
He wasn't hurting anyone
I would've hired him as a housekeeper.
If someone broke into my home and washed the dishes, I wouldn’t press charges. 🤷🏽♂️😂
🤷🏿♀️😂
🤷🏾♀️😂
Bro, I’d hire them as a cleaner
This reply section wants me to commit drown.
Synth your grammar makes me want to commit drown
The second doesnt seem to be a bad person, just a person without home.
Awwww I'm watching it now 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Leoprincess3038 lol
Agreed
D G how
@D G Free cleaning? Sure!
Thief: GIMME YOUR MONEY
Employee: *pulls out a shotgun*
Thief: Its just a prank bro uhhh calm down
Lol and of course its Florida
While the employee was pulling out the shotgun:
:D
Theif: *starts filming *
"So guys I was just trying to rob these people innocently and now they pulled a gun on me. The absolute atrocity! Hashtag Cancel Cashiers! " 🤣
america 100
This reminds me of a story from America's Dumbest Criminals where this one dude from another town tried to rob a convenience store in Pensacola, only to be shot at by the store clerk. The store clerks are very protective about it.
Plot twist: The couple didn't own the house. Lucas did.
Manas Gupta lol
wha...t
@@solomonyadete4631 it’s called a joke
Poor Lucas
I would have payed Lucas for staying in my house man.
I would've helped that second dude out, he was so nice! He didn't even steal anything. Probably just needed a place to stay, and maybe cleaned to repay them?
Right
So True
He literally a chad
still I wouldn't be cool with that a complete stranger in your house
@@waffie420 ok…??
6:10 Robber: Attempting to Robbing the Store
Staff: Uno reverse Card
Get outta mah store
- Staff
Staff randomly pulls out a shotgun thats florida!
and then the robber put the another Uno reverse Card and it keeps on going again and again till this day
Nobody, gta5 shopkeeper belike:
florida man be like
A robber named Darren Kimpton invaded a house full of cops.
Unluckyyy
Bruh
Off size big rip to that man's career as a criminal
😂
The cops were investigating a burglary that had been done by ..... Darren Kimpton . Yes Kimpton robbed the same house a few hours earlier .
BRUH
I feel,sorry for the second guy, imagine being nice, and getting arrested
He lived in someone’s house without permission
@@worm2773 At least he cleaned it, I would have not even pressed charges
@@devog1842 it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.
@@SirElderock He cleaned the entire house though. Did the dishes and all, he deserved a free sleep before they wanted him out.
@@devog1842 I wouldn’t even put him in jail also I’d give him 2000 dollars for cleaning but a 1 dollar finw
Police: hears the lady confess in French
Also him: finally, years of learning French is not wasted
Years of academy training NOT WASTED!
*Y e s*
@@Titanic-wo6bq *He knew the language on his own they dont teach language in 6 months training.*
@@milademjayy they probably mean school
If someone was in my house and was keeping it clean and wasn't stealing anything I would pay them money for that.
These aren’t always dumb criminals. Many are just unlucky.
true
@what should my name be yiur name should be black circle
The bag full of drugs is the dumb part.
I thought the same
7:08 the expression of a person who excited that they know multiple languages.
Im basicly bilingual, but my parents forgot that pretty often: everytime they fought, or even worse-opposite of fighting, they just switched the language not realising that me and my sisters knew enough to be terrified.
Know enough to get that shocked face i mean. 😂
@@ilkkarautio2449 xD
Having the cops measure your drugs made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks for that.
“Chased out of the shop”
Understatement of the century.
The only time it was considered a “rescue” to send an animal to seaworld.
I like how the title says “most dumb” when talking about dumb people
Instead of dumbest LMAOAOA
Yes ikr 😂
I can't be mad at the dude who broke in, stayed there and made himself at home and left it cleaner than it was originally. lol
Drinking game : One shot every time the narrator says "dumb criminal".
We would all be dead...
Nope
I’m almost de-
I would be in coma
RR Benjy the true ultimate serial killer
Random fact
Dolphins have several highly developed forms of communication. They have a “signature whistle” which allows other individuals to recognise them.
-The Shades
The second person isnt bad, like who would complain someone cleaned there house and took nothing?
Human: *Cleans my house in exchange for a place to sleep*
Couple: You're arrested.
That even sounds dumb
yes he should be awarded I would of not charged him
It’s a crime to break into someone’s house my man, no matter what his intentions were and what he did
need to be careful tho. could be a psychopath lol. the majority of people sneaking to live in peoples attics or w/e dont end well.
I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family
As much as I'd like to think I do the same. If I found someone in my house and was in that position. I wouldn't necessarily get them arrested but I'd most likely kick them out.
My sister worked at a bank and was robbed. But the more ridiculous story was about one of her coworkers. Her coworker was 8 months pregnant when this guy came up to her demanding cash. His disguise was bandaids... his get away was a BIKE!!! Yeah that lasted all of five minutes😂
Dumbest criminal?
The one with social media
Shaun king
That one didn't seem true . It was made up !
I like the Florida Man story where it says: "Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money."
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A small town in northern England had seen crime go up significantly so they sent letters to all known criminals in the area , over drinking age , about a free beer testing being held just outside town . About 30 thirsty criminals turned up and were all swiftly arrested .
Oh, dont mind me officer, just my bag full of drugs.
5:25 "Christmas is a time for giving..." Well, the law and law enforcement just gave them a present... a 3 month jail sentence.
Not a bad comment 🙂
2:40
Rhys Owen Jones is literally the most Welsh name I could think of
6:11 LOL I like how she pulled out the shot gun like this happens every day
Welcome to Florida i suppose lol
@@julian2626 And she was also grinning lol
It was in Orlando
@@gowankommando Orlando is in Florida though
*The joy on her face makes it more* *weird-*
9:16 When you realize that the manufactured bag has a label reading, "Arrest me"
The Goldilocks dudes "crime" was rather pleasant. If I were married, my wife would probably want to press charges but I would be too sure...
Also 4:27
Imagine getting mauled by a snake.
Yeah i mean yeah he’s a theif but getting bit by a venomous snake is a bit excessive for petty robbery.
The penguin kidnapping sounds like a new plot twist for the next hangover movie
There was one recently in AZ where some guy fled the scene of the crime on foot. In the process of running, he dropped his cellphone, which was unlocked. The police took a photo of themselves and posted it to his FB account and told him he can pick it up when he stops by the station.
🤣🤣🤣
These are soon to be Team rocket employees.
4:04 sounds like a cartoon story lol
Nobody:
The Infographics Show: _proceeds to transition into any way of:_ "but this person is *even dumber,* ..."
I remember seeing footage of some guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He thought he'd disable the camera first, but he wasn't wearing a mask, so it got a good close-up of his face.
Breaking into people's houses is one thing but stealing presents from under a Christmas tree? That's where I draw the line!
I guess they were all grinches.
6:06 the way the employee smiles as she pulls out a shotgun is hilarious
Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!
Robbing multiple homes in a neighborhood during the Christmas season only gets you three months in jail? I'm not one to want severe punishments for crimes like that, but that is way too lenient.
I love this channel. I listen to it everyday on my way home from work. around 7 minutes and 30 seconds in was the funniest one because I am from Long island and I remember this and I actually went to school with one of the cops!!
The Goldilocks burglar is honestly the one home breaker which I feel bad for and kind of like. He was harmless and even cleaned up the house.
You gotta hand it to some criminals, they really are entertaining.
One from where I live tried to rob a donnut store, only to find it was the local police department's favourite hang-out. The same guy also tried to steal their police car... let's just say it didn't work hahaha
That guy must have an empty head!🤣
I love the story of the "snake napper". That must be a CLASSIC!!
3:37
The penguin: Look at me I am the driver
6:10
**Cutely grabs gun while smiling**
I Need that second person he seems JoyFul
A drunk man in Abbotsford, BC, Canada once got out of his car to avoid getting a DUI and went into what he thought was a taxi and told the driver “Get me outta here Buddy cops are everywhere tonight!” The driver did get him out of there…and took him to the drunk tank because it wasn’t a taxi he got into, but an idling police car and the RCMP officer did his job pretty well compared to the drunk man’s mistake. Hey if you’re in Canada don’t mess with Mounties!
2 made me think of the episode where Sheldon broke into Penny's place and cleaned it.
5:45 If I were him, I would have assumed that the police christmas presents were just empty boxes.
Fun fact: first actually said first
Whoa! I am learning everyday!
@scp 049 also true
@TOMO true
Fun fact: most people who say “first” are not first
@@mapletreepower7038 also also true
Great video! Makes me feel better about myself, lol.
Try the one when the criminals posted their crime online.
I'm quite late on finding this channel and video but I automatically subscribed!
This had me very entertained, which I needed so thank you! ❤️
The penguin was probably safer with the “criminals” than at seaworld
If I ever become a villain, Infographics would be my guide.
Me too😎
I once heard about a guy who tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.
ROTFL
idk why but at 3:53 The expression the guy made is so funny 🤣
Imagine being arrested and holding a live penguin at the same time :p
I know the animation depicts a crested penguin, but I gather from the fact that they weren't charged with attempting to release a potential invasive species that the penguin was a little blue?
9:02 this part killed me 🤣
Criminal: takes items from the house
I sleep
Criminal: also takes Christmas presents
*ok now you’ve gone to far*
(I’m not one of those “presents are all what Christmas is about” kind of people)
People who came home: who are you? The robber: Um I’m you’re local housecleaning service People: Nice try kid
Lucas was just chilling!
I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family
he was so nice he even helped her
The host said “be careful who you rob” like he was giving robbing tips
First rule of breaking and entering small time Cash and jewelry only. Nothing that would make you need to use an ID to get rid of.
You need an id to sell jewelry
@@____-qm4nq you do not in the underground my guy. A person will buy jewelry off you before a TV.
But what do I know my late teens early 20s I only made a living off it so.
Act like you have watched backdoor jewelry operations. What's smarter walking around with 300 bucks of bulky electronics. Or 500k worth of small jewelry. You tried tho
@@____-qm4nq but I will say I've made alot off nieve ppl so doesnt matter. Believe what you want. Lol I'm not here to ease your mind. If that makes you feel safe believe it
Are not or, i hate typos. 😰
“The cops are offering to weigh my drugs for me? How nice!” 😂😂😂
6:11 She seems like she’s been waiting to use that rifle for years
Thief: GIVE ME THE MONEY
Employee: Call an ambulance, call an ambulance but not for me.
"World's most dumb"
I assume you did that title like that on purpose, but it still hurts my head.
I feel like no. 3 was an inspiration for the Hangover series
Guy: (shows up to bar)
Bouncer: "ID, please."
Guy: "You look familiar..."
I'm glad that cj from gta isn't included on this list. He sprouted amazing memes and I would hate for him to have been caught
6:09 i like how happy she is when pointing a shot gun at someone
What makes a criminal? Getting caught - Keanu Reeves
Breaking in, cleaning up somebody's house until it's squeaky clean, buying groceries and caring for himself: 2 years in jail.
Breaking into three homes including the poor small business owners house and stealing loads of valuables: 3 months in jail.
Wow, justice system! That is just amazing! 👏🏻👏🏻
I feel bad for the second guy, yes he did trespass but he also cleaned their dishes.
Not just dishes there’s more
I absolutely ❤ the infographics animation!!!
If that were me, I would hire Lucas and just let him live there.
If someone broke into my house, cleaned it and bought groceries, I would hire them
I know a guy that robbed a grocery store with a water gun an ran out of gas one block away
Lol
Wa-
I heard of a guy arrested for bank robbery the police caught him with a bag full of money , a mask and a gun at his interrogation he said " It wasn't me officer " police " Really ? Then why is there so much evidence to the contrary ? " suspect " I never robbed the bank I was busy at the time " police " Doing what ? " suspect " Robbing the post office down the street " or how about burglar Darren Kimpton who tried to rob a house full of cops . Why were the cops there ? They were investigating a burglary committed by... Darren Kimpton that's right Kimpton had robbed the same house just hours earlier . Derek Mosley tried to rob Discount Gun Store in Beaverton armed with a baseball bat which he used to break open a display case to reach the guns inside only for the owner to force to the floor at gunpoint and hold him there until police arrived . Two burglars robbed a house one was caught and wrestled to the ground by the owner who was former WWE Champion Daniel Bryan . Another burglar got stuck in a window trying to get into a house and as he tried to squirm into the window his pants fell to his ankles as passers by took photos of his bare backside .
"Ok, imma rob this bank and go out ASAP"
*walks into police station*
"Bag full of drugs" DO YOU WANT TO GET ARRESTED!?
then having your drugs weighed by the cops! LAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 months for that?! It’s almost worth robbing someone if you make a decent payday and only serve 3 months! Ridiculous!
I can guarantee I would be here if I was a criminal
So since you are here.... are you a criminal?
@@touxiong519
*perhaps*
Ahhh
The one in the hardware store: Robber: GIMME YO MONEY! Worker: No You
How do you dislike a video if you haven't even finished it four people already and it's only been live for 5 minutes
I work in one of America’s top hospital & I have seen psych patients do that. They honestly believe it’s their home, & they mean no harm at all.
6:11 I like to imagine that the staff was like, here let me get it, no, take this lead to the head though
Infographics never misses
guys, its simple. Cover your eyes, dress up in black, and put red, yellow, and green circles. Boom, you are a traffic light. Nobody will see it coming. And boom, you just did the heist of the year.
I love how you switch from story to story
2 thugs once thought permanent marker was the perfect disguise.
Hiiiii I loved the video
6:07
the way she smiles and pulls the shotgun out 💀