Chris Morris - Jam - Spot Remover

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  • @jshaers96
    @jshaers96 10 років тому +68

    'You know, you're gonna be reported for trying to muck around in her squishy'. Bloody hell, what a line for Kevin Eldon.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 років тому +118

    'Don't want another of those screaming red rabbit things.'
    Oh, Chris Morris.

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 6 років тому +1

      Can you tell what's just before that line? I was trying to figure out what she says on her way out. "Don't really want spot cream." or "Better be spot cream."

    • @barrywonderdog
      @barrywonderdog 6 років тому +11

      "Bloody better be spot cream"

  • @krunkle5136
    @krunkle5136 Рік тому +12

    "You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!"
    "Hye-eh-eh-eh-eah!
    You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!"

  • @ericconnor8419
    @ericconnor8419 2 роки тому +8

    2022. These people are in charge now.

  • @redmilkcrate
    @redmilkcrate 13 років тому +61

    This is funny as hell.
    I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.

    • @MrRorySteel
      @MrRorySteel 3 роки тому

      It funny coz it true!!

    • @nacekozo
      @nacekozo 3 роки тому +2

      You wrote this 10 years ago - nowadays your comment applies to many more things

    • @rickdeckard1075
      @rickdeckard1075 Рік тому

      @@nacekozo no it doesnt. the commentator was never a radiographer, has no girlfriend, and is paid to generate these asinine lies to create filler content. same as you.

  • @TelecastPropellor96
    @TelecastPropellor96 5 років тому +25

    2:40 'Bloody better be spot cream. Don't want another one of them screaming red rabbit things.'

  • @phuckaducker5070
    @phuckaducker5070 8 років тому +62

    Just a bit a foooam!

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 4 роки тому +22

    “It just makes a bit of foam”
    Dead ☠️ 🤣

  • @ThePrice8
    @ThePrice8 13 років тому +19

    "When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"

  • @yoEShuffle
    @yoEShuffle 10 років тому +26

    "We will report you for trying to muck around in her squishy"

  • @tdurb0
    @tdurb0 9 років тому +10

    That song right at the VERY start, Autumn Leaves (Irresistible Force Mix) by Coldcut is just beautiful.

  • @geekymarianne
    @geekymarianne 12 років тому +24

    You should look up Jam's "Thick People" sketch - "We specialise in providing thick people for jobs that they're particularly good at. Arguments - thick people are very good at winning arguments, because... they're too thick to realise that they've lost."

  • @vosteove
    @vosteove 9 місяців тому +5

    I feel like the cast of Jam were uniquely good at regional UK accents.

  • @SpecialDewi
    @SpecialDewi 7 років тому +37

    This is so funny to me because there are people who are that clueless & stupid but do something important like have children, it's actually highlighting the way stupid people feel entitled to be right when people are genuinely giving them helpful advice.

    • @zerolubin
      @zerolubin 5 років тому +1

      they need from society - it would be kinder.

    • @MagikGimp
      @MagikGimp 5 років тому +1

      There's two of them right here- David and Gerry...

  • @TheHolandos
    @TheHolandos 11 років тому +6

    Ever amusing, ever unsettling.

  • @oliverhayhoe
    @oliverhayhoe 7 років тому +16

    Christ I miss Jam

  • @macstar2010
    @macstar2010 7 років тому +18

    dont know how they kept a straight face making this

    • @whatever999ization
      @whatever999ization 4 роки тому +2

      Well, the couple did laugh but I know what you mean!

  • @upyourtits
    @upyourtits 13 років тому +10

    You just want to feel my twit

  • @duncandunorlan9166
    @duncandunorlan9166 8 років тому +5

    I absolutely love this. In fact, I want to have it's baby...sorry...screaming red rabbit thing.

  • @pukabowers
    @pukabowers 14 років тому

    best sketch ever

  • @Zero_Ninety
    @Zero_Ninety 5 років тому +4

    This is how a lot of people are now.

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 5 років тому +7

    Are you sure this is from Chris Morris' Jaaaaaaaaaaaam? It looks like a snippet of last night's episode of GP - Behind Closed Doors.

  • @zerolubin
    @zerolubin 9 місяців тому +7

    Majority of voters in this country.

    • @FreeSpeech1959
      @FreeSpeech1959 18 днів тому +1

      The sort of offensive, condescending view of the liberal elite class that had inevitably led to a reaction from the working class in this country.

  • @Mankind081
    @Mankind081 15 років тому +4

    All three of these people were in I'm Alan Partridge.

    • @garwoc216
      @garwoc216 6 років тому +1

      Mankind081 these corridors!

  • @DCSIGNR
    @DCSIGNR 12 років тому +13

    Very funny but very very sinister. The comedy accent is exactly the same as that of Fred and Rose West. Chris Morris must have definitely known this.

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 5 років тому +2

      Well he must do now that you've brought it up.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +4

      Fred West was Chris Morris' Uncle.

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen8124
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen8124 Рік тому +3

      I thought that immediately! The thing is, Fred West was actually obsessed with "abortions" and pregnant women and did a lot of his own "examinations" on his pregnant victims.
      Knowing this makes this sketch feel sinister lol

    • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
      @WilliamSmith-mx6ze Рік тому

      It's just a generic Cotswolds/West Country accent and the Wests were from the Cotswolds.

    • @john8451
      @john8451 4 місяці тому +1

      @@WilliamSmith-mx6zeAs was Julia Davis!

  • @youresuchajerk
    @youresuchajerk 15 років тому +5

    or better still, preparing her accent for the beautious nighty night!

  • @paulstearne1
    @paulstearne1 11 років тому +1

    The sad thing is I totally believe you 100%. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh Місяць тому

    That first snicker at the mention of babies resulting from sex 😂

  • @andrewshannon544
    @andrewshannon544 8 днів тому

    The last line....fucking hell.

  • @yolandapiotrowicz
    @yolandapiotrowicz 8 років тому +8

    Julia davis is so funny

  • @cosmicbaggy9637
    @cosmicbaggy9637 Рік тому

    It doesn't! It just makes a bit of foam! 😂

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch 11 років тому +3

    Chris Morris isn't using an accent; Kevin Eldon and Julia Davis are.

  • @edwardwilliammorris1340
    @edwardwilliammorris1340 Рік тому

    Genius 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mankind081
    @Mankind081 14 років тому

    @NewYorkDontLoveMe The doctor was Alan's girlfriend Sonja (Amelia Bullimore). The man was the weird racist guy in the Linton Travel Tavern Mike Sampson (Kevin Eldon). The other woman was Kate the posh recovering drug addict Alan is on the radio show with (Julia Davis).

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 років тому +6

    This couple reminds me of Wayne and Waynetta Slob in Harry Enfield and Chums, only much thicker.

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 4 роки тому +1

    Poor Dr Alison Basingstoke.

  • @roboosh
    @roboosh 11 років тому

    as my comment stated. Its my opinion that the commonly held opinion, is true. English is beautiful, it often needs re-reading.

  • @LOCKEYJ
    @LOCKEYJ 3 роки тому +1

    * foam * 🤣

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 4 роки тому

    Funny....no adverts on these....

  • @lotusbandicoot
    @lotusbandicoot 2 роки тому

    Can't believe I'm saying this but Stereolab brought me here

  • @imlan123
    @imlan123 15 років тому

    @Carbonego I don't understand that last line. Is she saying its happened before or something? :P

  • @callusdoc
    @callusdoc Місяць тому

    Inspired by Mr and Mrs West of Cromwell Street.

  • @anhamall
    @anhamall 11 років тому +1

    an opinion can not ever be considered true or false, it's merely an opinion

  • @carverbrian
    @carverbrian 15 років тому +1

    au contraire good sir, it's quite funny...

  • @zaprese
    @zaprese 5 років тому

    He would have been great as a Hobbit.

  • @ognibandyrrah
    @ognibandyrrah 14 років тому +1

    the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....

  • @tjnz
    @tjnz 4 роки тому +3

    Rubbin yourself up

  • @TheEviIOyo
    @TheEviIOyo 10 років тому +3

    must be from the south

  • @anhamall
    @anhamall 11 років тому

    I'm sure you are confused, Swindon is not technically the 'west country'

    • @vermilliongecko
      @vermilliongecko 6 років тому +2

      Oh I dunno, they drink cider and talk like pirates....

  • @imlan123
    @imlan123 15 років тому

    Seems so obvious now :P Love this show. Appeals to my sense of humour...is that wrong?

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 5 років тому

      It sort of is wrong quite a lot really.

  • @zugfraz
    @zugfraz 3 місяці тому

    As an American, it took me some time to pick up on the rhotic /r/ sound-especially in ‘wanker’. British cousins: does that indicate they’re from the much-ridiculed ‘west country’?

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 14 років тому +1

    screamy red rabbits aarrrgh

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 5 років тому +2

      Sorry I am being as thick as them but what does that mean?

    • @erikfreitas7093
      @erikfreitas7093 3 роки тому +3

      @@redlady935 referring to a newborn baby, implying that she has given birth before but didn’t understand that it was a baby coming out of her

  • @banjopink4409
    @banjopink4409 5 років тому +5

    This is why I didn't become a GP.

  • @fruitcake4t
    @fruitcake4t 6 років тому

    whats a squishy?

  • @clarev7931
    @clarev7931 6 місяців тому

    The problem with stupid people is that they are too stupid to realise that they're stupid. Try having an argument with one and it's so excruciating that you always end up backing down.

  • @clive7092
    @clive7092 3 роки тому

    Brilliant stuff. But there's got to be a law against the Mayor of Dereham (Norfolk, UK) and his wife being filmed during a doctor's appointment.

  • @agdgdgwngo
    @agdgdgwngo 7 років тому +2

    It doesn't! Just makes a bit of foam!! Didn't realise its that guy till I saw him grubbed up again. He's on Game of Thrones a LOT

  • @SeeDaRipper...
    @SeeDaRipper... 11 років тому

    *farts*

  • @roboosh
    @roboosh 11 років тому +3

    I've lived near and worked with many west country folk. Yet to meet one with an IQ in the double digits. I still hold hope, but the swot to twot ratio is scary.

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 12 років тому +7

    I could be offended because of the portral of West County people but I'm not because it's funny.

    • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
      @Dekoherence-ii8pw Рік тому

      That's EXACTLY the right approach to humour 🙂 If it's funny, it's funny! 👍👍

  • @urbanimage
    @urbanimage 4 роки тому +21

    Brexit voters.

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 роки тому +5

      You

    • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
      @Dekoherence-ii8pw Рік тому

      "Brexit voters". Oh please. You middle class snobs really need to get a life.

  • @jerryrilea1018
    @jerryrilea1018 3 роки тому

    Thanks for everything! Here’s a little something for fun: ua-cam.com/video/Uer7pmXVh5I/v-deo.html

  • @TheMightyAntar
    @TheMightyAntar 4 роки тому +3

    Wow, doesn't this remind you of Trump and bleach

  • @carverbrian
    @carverbrian 15 років тому +1

    Ha ha if not for the accents I would think they were form the American south! They know better than to believe all them fancy educated doctors with their "science"!

  • @tommylee5375
    @tommylee5375 5 років тому +14

    Brexit party supporters.

  • @eddyedwards6273
    @eddyedwards6273 6 місяців тому

    Mmm whats funny about this?

  • @MetalAaron
    @MetalAaron 15 років тому

    this isn't funny.

  • @magnuskallas
    @magnuskallas Рік тому

    Imagine trying to sell genders to "trans" in 2023?

    • @dodec8449
      @dodec8449 Рік тому +1

      It's actually transphobic people being the man and woman in this sketch.

    • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
      @Dekoherence-ii8pw Рік тому

      Sigh. No it's not. @@dodec8449