Can you tell what's just before that line? I was trying to figure out what she says on her way out. "Don't really want spot cream." or "Better be spot cream."
This is funny as hell. I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.
@@nacekozo no it doesnt. the commentator was never a radiographer, has no girlfriend, and is paid to generate these asinine lies to create filler content. same as you.
"When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"
You should look up Jam's "Thick People" sketch - "We specialise in providing thick people for jobs that they're particularly good at. Arguments - thick people are very good at winning arguments, because... they're too thick to realise that they've lost."
This is so funny to me because there are people who are that clueless & stupid but do something important like have children, it's actually highlighting the way stupid people feel entitled to be right when people are genuinely giving them helpful advice.
I thought that immediately! The thing is, Fred West was actually obsessed with "abortions" and pregnant women and did a lot of his own "examinations" on his pregnant victims. Knowing this makes this sketch feel sinister lol
@NewYorkDontLoveMe The doctor was Alan's girlfriend Sonja (Amelia Bullimore). The man was the weird racist guy in the Linton Travel Tavern Mike Sampson (Kevin Eldon). The other woman was Kate the posh recovering drug addict Alan is on the radio show with (Julia Davis).
the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....
As an American, it took me some time to pick up on the rhotic /r/ sound-especially in ‘wanker’. British cousins: does that indicate they’re from the much-ridiculed ‘west country’?
The problem with stupid people is that they are too stupid to realise that they're stupid. Try having an argument with one and it's so excruciating that you always end up backing down.
I've lived near and worked with many west country folk. Yet to meet one with an IQ in the double digits. I still hold hope, but the swot to twot ratio is scary.
Ha ha if not for the accents I would think they were form the American south! They know better than to believe all them fancy educated doctors with their "science"!
'You know, you're gonna be reported for trying to muck around in her squishy'. Bloody hell, what a line for Kevin Eldon.
'Don't want another of those screaming red rabbit things.'
Oh, Chris Morris.
Can you tell what's just before that line? I was trying to figure out what she says on her way out. "Don't really want spot cream." or "Better be spot cream."
"Bloody better be spot cream"
"You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!"
"Hye-eh-eh-eh-eah!
You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!"
2022. These people are in charge now.
This is funny as hell.
I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.
It funny coz it true!!
You wrote this 10 years ago - nowadays your comment applies to many more things
@@nacekozo no it doesnt. the commentator was never a radiographer, has no girlfriend, and is paid to generate these asinine lies to create filler content. same as you.
2:40 'Bloody better be spot cream. Don't want another one of them screaming red rabbit things.'
Just a bit a foooam!
“It just makes a bit of foam”
Dead ☠️ 🤣
"When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"
"We will report you for trying to muck around in her squishy"
That song right at the VERY start, Autumn Leaves (Irresistible Force Mix) by Coldcut is just beautiful.
You should look up Jam's "Thick People" sketch - "We specialise in providing thick people for jobs that they're particularly good at. Arguments - thick people are very good at winning arguments, because... they're too thick to realise that they've lost."
I feel like the cast of Jam were uniquely good at regional UK accents.
This is so funny to me because there are people who are that clueless & stupid but do something important like have children, it's actually highlighting the way stupid people feel entitled to be right when people are genuinely giving them helpful advice.
they need from society - it would be kinder.
There's two of them right here- David and Gerry...
Ever amusing, ever unsettling.
Christ I miss Jam
dont know how they kept a straight face making this
Well, the couple did laugh but I know what you mean!
You just want to feel my twit
I absolutely love this. In fact, I want to have it's baby...sorry...screaming red rabbit thing.
best sketch ever
This is how a lot of people are now.
Are you sure this is from Chris Morris' Jaaaaaaaaaaaam? It looks like a snippet of last night's episode of GP - Behind Closed Doors.
Majority of voters in this country.
The sort of offensive, condescending view of the liberal elite class that had inevitably led to a reaction from the working class in this country.
All three of these people were in I'm Alan Partridge.
Mankind081 these corridors!
Very funny but very very sinister. The comedy accent is exactly the same as that of Fred and Rose West. Chris Morris must have definitely known this.
Well he must do now that you've brought it up.
Fred West was Chris Morris' Uncle.
I thought that immediately! The thing is, Fred West was actually obsessed with "abortions" and pregnant women and did a lot of his own "examinations" on his pregnant victims.
Knowing this makes this sketch feel sinister lol
It's just a generic Cotswolds/West Country accent and the Wests were from the Cotswolds.
@@WilliamSmith-mx6zeAs was Julia Davis!
or better still, preparing her accent for the beautious nighty night!
The sad thing is I totally believe you 100%. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
That first snicker at the mention of babies resulting from sex 😂
The last line....fucking hell.
Julia davis is so funny
It doesn't! It just makes a bit of foam! 😂
Chris Morris isn't using an accent; Kevin Eldon and Julia Davis are.
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
@NewYorkDontLoveMe The doctor was Alan's girlfriend Sonja (Amelia Bullimore). The man was the weird racist guy in the Linton Travel Tavern Mike Sampson (Kevin Eldon). The other woman was Kate the posh recovering drug addict Alan is on the radio show with (Julia Davis).
This couple reminds me of Wayne and Waynetta Slob in Harry Enfield and Chums, only much thicker.
Poor Dr Alison Basingstoke.
as my comment stated. Its my opinion that the commonly held opinion, is true. English is beautiful, it often needs re-reading.
* foam * 🤣
Funny....no adverts on these....
Can't believe I'm saying this but Stereolab brought me here
@Carbonego I don't understand that last line. Is she saying its happened before or something? :P
Inspired by Mr and Mrs West of Cromwell Street.
an opinion can not ever be considered true or false, it's merely an opinion
au contraire good sir, it's quite funny...
He would have been great as a Hobbit.
the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....
Rubbin yourself up
must be from the south
I'm sure you are confused, Swindon is not technically the 'west country'
Oh I dunno, they drink cider and talk like pirates....
Seems so obvious now :P Love this show. Appeals to my sense of humour...is that wrong?
It sort of is wrong quite a lot really.
As an American, it took me some time to pick up on the rhotic /r/ sound-especially in ‘wanker’. British cousins: does that indicate they’re from the much-ridiculed ‘west country’?
screamy red rabbits aarrrgh
Sorry I am being as thick as them but what does that mean?
@@redlady935 referring to a newborn baby, implying that she has given birth before but didn’t understand that it was a baby coming out of her
This is why I didn't become a GP.
whats a squishy?
a well-foamed twat
It's obvious isn't it?
The problem with stupid people is that they are too stupid to realise that they're stupid. Try having an argument with one and it's so excruciating that you always end up backing down.
Brilliant stuff. But there's got to be a law against the Mayor of Dereham (Norfolk, UK) and his wife being filmed during a doctor's appointment.
It doesn't! Just makes a bit of foam!! Didn't realise its that guy till I saw him grubbed up again. He's on Game of Thrones a LOT
*farts*
I've lived near and worked with many west country folk. Yet to meet one with an IQ in the double digits. I still hold hope, but the swot to twot ratio is scary.
I could be offended because of the portral of West County people but I'm not because it's funny.
That's EXACTLY the right approach to humour 🙂 If it's funny, it's funny! 👍👍
Brexit voters.
You
"Brexit voters". Oh please. You middle class snobs really need to get a life.
Thanks for everything! Here’s a little something for fun: ua-cam.com/video/Uer7pmXVh5I/v-deo.html
Wow, doesn't this remind you of Trump and bleach
Ha ha if not for the accents I would think they were form the American south! They know better than to believe all them fancy educated doctors with their "science"!
You only mock whites
Brexit party supporters.
Jeez, salty much?
lol whut
haha cope
Mmm whats funny about this?
this isn't funny.
don't laugh then
Au contraire.
Imagine trying to sell genders to "trans" in 2023?
It's actually transphobic people being the man and woman in this sketch.
Sigh. No it's not. @@dodec8449