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  • @neutronpixie6106
    @neutronpixie6106 6 років тому +229

    I love how Woodward's book doesn't use a colon on the cover. It simply says Fear Trump in the White House. Wise words indeed.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 6 років тому +5

      Neutron Pixie Good point, I don’t have my copy yet, but looking forward to it.

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 6 років тому +17

      Neutron Pixie
      oh he used a colon, its above the word FEAR

    • @shawnjohnson9763
      @shawnjohnson9763 6 років тому +5

      @@whatabouttheearth Lol. Well played.

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 6 років тому +3

      Trump truly is a walking colon.

    • @yutoob6181
      @yutoob6181 6 років тому

      Yeah it’s very clever

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 6 років тому +171

    You just know after this is all over, every staff member who worked at that administration is gonna claim to be that anonymous agent.

    • @highlyfavored2434
      @highlyfavored2434 6 років тому +11

      I cant wait for the movie once he leaves office, and all his aides spilling tea for $$$ Its gonna be juicy

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 6 років тому

      We are legion...

    • @metin9704
      @metin9704 6 років тому

      Yeah no . I'm pretty sure they are not dim witted to know at least that much in the chess game, e.g.

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 6 років тому +3

      I think it is Kelly

    • @anthonylatour9983
      @anthonylatour9983 6 років тому

      Don’t worry... the REAL agent will more than likely write a book about it.

  • @florenceroses
    @florenceroses 6 років тому +141

    This so so scary as a person on the outside of the US looking in. Just break the glass already!

    • @immaware6847
      @immaware6847 6 років тому +8

      sarah sonal because then we get Pence, or Ryan, or Sessions ... the entire line of succession is scary

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 6 років тому +4

      sarah sonal Why are you scared though? From wherever you are, ignore the US. It is going to be awhile for us.

    • @florenceroses
      @florenceroses 6 років тому +9

      @@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ things that the US does affects more than just the US, it affects the whole world.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 6 років тому +5

      sarah sonal I think that is exaggerated. We are a powerful country but there are other strong and influential countries out there that can balance stuff out if Trump gets out of hand. There is the EU and China. The EU should put on its big boy pants and take a leading role and stop pushing Europeans into the arms of the far-right otherwise they will break up the EU.
      If a worry is war, Trump needs to ask Congress for permission. The American population does not like war no matter what the press or other people in other countries might say. So Trump waging war on Iran or something is out of the question. Politicians are looking to get reelected.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 6 років тому

      @@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Iraninan oil to start things off. America is pressurising others to quit it. Why tho?

  • @JheriCurlJankins
    @JheriCurlJankins 6 років тому +70

    Every single mention of Trump's name in NYT, he's labeled "fake news", but now he's scrambling to find the REAL member of his staff behind this op-ed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suzcatz5795
      @suzcatz5795 6 років тому +1

      @Keith Jackson loved your "walking logic problem"comment. Best description yet of the prez.

  • @iNREEk
    @iNREEk 6 років тому +115

    I feel like I'm in an alternate universe. Wow this is crazy!!!

    • @chefskaijuice
      @chefskaijuice 6 років тому +2

      same

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 6 років тому +1

      Since I heard "alternative facts" I figured this must be an alternate reality

    • @Kbaf4
      @Kbaf4 6 років тому +1

      truth is stranger than fiction

    • @arturoruberte8380
      @arturoruberte8380 6 років тому +1

      Bizarro world.

    • @iNREEk
      @iNREEk 6 років тому

      @@arturoruberte8380 exactly.

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 років тому +379

    The inmates are running the asylum....

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 6 років тому +8

      More like setting it on fire, then watching it burn from the inside.

    • @dannabats
      @dannabats 6 років тому +5

      Inmates would do better

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 6 років тому +2

      Horse in a hospital. Only we're coming to the conclusion that maybe the Russians released the horse into the hospital.

    • @christophedlauer1443
      @christophedlauer1443 6 років тому +2

      I've seen saner people in a psychiatric ward.
      This is the equivalent of "Twitch plays Government"

    • @antifascistamerican3782
      @antifascistamerican3782 6 років тому

      If only it was the Ambrose Asylum...

  • @scarletletter4900
    @scarletletter4900 6 років тому +1067

    Break the Glass! Break the Glass! Break the Glass!

    • @littleblacklawyergermanbla2008
      @littleblacklawyergermanbla2008 6 років тому +1

      Speaking like the boring kardashians.

    • @azmodanpc
      @azmodanpc 6 років тому +4

      DO IT!

    • @Paul0000
      @Paul0000 6 років тому +15

      And is Mike Pence so much better?

    • @Ansonidak
      @Ansonidak 6 років тому +3

      The 25th amendment isn't really an option because it requires confirmation by 2/3 of both senate and house and that won't happen.

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 6 років тому +2

      Yes, break the glass!

  • @MHSenju3000
    @MHSenju3000 6 років тому +306

    "Im the dude playing the dude disguised as the other dude".... white house 2018...

    • @esilva7821
      @esilva7821 6 років тому +10

      Favorite line of all times haha

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 6 років тому +6

      Haha, this is the best!

    • @KevDKR666
      @KevDKR666 6 років тому +2

      YES! My man! 'I don't drop character till I do a dvd commentary!'

    • @byrondeats5953
      @byrondeats5953 6 років тому +4

      200 years ago great people like Harriet Tubman were fighting for Equality in America. And now it's an episode of 'Friends'. It's so sad how people in the past worked so hard for great causes and it's led up to this game of 'who done it'.

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 6 років тому

      He did the commentary in character too. It was hilarious.

  • @13Luk6iul
    @13Luk6iul 6 років тому +28

    Not a fan of Hitler comparisons, but when Hitler was made chancellor in 1933 his conservative coalition partner in cabinet thought, they had hin under controle...

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim 6 років тому +673

    "I only hire the Best"

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 6 років тому +23

      Swamp monsters only knows other swamp creatures.

    • @glittersgo742
      @glittersgo742 6 років тому +12

      "Et tu Brute" Ceasar

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 6 років тому +19

      The best backstabbers. Nobody hires better backstabbers than Trump.

    • @porkinwitz
      @porkinwitz 6 років тому +4

      Do you have the Trump Pee Pee tape?

    • @debradeesimmons2663
      @debradeesimmons2663 6 років тому +5

      😂🤣😆😂😂🤣lol Trump played the fool we all know he is

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 6 років тому +159

    Wow, I'm surprised he actually hired somebody with an actual spine.
    Needless to say, Paul Ryan has been ruled out as a suspect.

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 6 років тому +4

      It's actually Mike Pence, sad day for America.

    • @voLumez
      @voLumez 6 років тому +5

      And Ted Cruz. And Ben Carson. And Chris Christie.

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 6 років тому +11

      @Jim Elliott
      I doubt you could discern right from left even your Mom labeled them for you every morning. Labels work on bottles, boxes and cans. Not so much on people. Get the Limpballs out of your ears.

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 6 років тому +5

      I think it is Kelly

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 6 років тому +6

      Jim Elliott the same bravery trump showed Putin in #helsinski?

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 років тому +597

    American public: "Trump is insane!"
    Trump aide: "We know. But don't worry, we're doing everything that we can to keep him in check."
    American public: "That actually makes us even more worried!"

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 6 років тому +16

      Trump would start his own version of "The Purge", as in removing anyone he suspects is going behind his back. This would make him even more paranoid.

    • @burtshort9900
      @burtshort9900 6 років тому +17

      Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights campaign slogan for 2020," insane but contained"

    • @burtshort9900
      @burtshort9900 6 років тому +8

      hawkeye5955 i was thinking a purge on trump supporters to get rid of the gene that make people think that trump is a poor persons perception of what a rich person is.an ignorant persons perception of what a smart person is.and a cowards perception of what a hero is.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 6 років тому +5

      Eckhart: American public: "You don't seem to be doing a very good job of it!"

    • @Thebeautiful11
      @Thebeautiful11 6 років тому +2

      Insane in the membrane.

  • @sarabeth9877
    @sarabeth9877 6 років тому +1471

    For the love of our country please VOTE BLUE in November

    • @AA-sb9ni
      @AA-sb9ni 6 років тому +2

      What is in the November?

    • @SuperPooply
      @SuperPooply 6 років тому +7

      Your not the boss of me

    • @geeeeeel3
      @geeeeeel3 6 років тому +1

      Vote for what??

    • @that1guy335
      @that1guy335 6 років тому +37

      Sara Beth Correction: VOTE PROGRESSIVE in November. Corporate neolibs are why Trump is president in the first place

    • @arizonamadegamer9994
      @arizonamadegamer9994 6 років тому +31

      Mid-term elections

  • @Luis_-gi9dq
    @Luis_-gi9dq 6 років тому +10

    I always used to wonder how it would feel to be a kid my age (13) during watergate, I wondered how I would perceive it. Now I know.

  • @garbouwdeark9103
    @garbouwdeark9103 6 років тому +1

    I haven't seen the Daily Show since the first few episodes with Noah. Seeing this clip leaves me happy for him and hia team, for how far they've come!

  • @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC
    @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC 6 років тому +491

    "This is diet Trump!" DAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @InterKELLar
      @InterKELLar 6 років тому +2

      HOLLYWOOD UNAPOLOGETIC! - Filmmaking Essentials side effects of diet Trump: same as regular Trump, lose of sleep, increase nonsense, irritable citizens, unbelievable deniability. Conclusion: don’t drink the koolaid. This diet is definitely going to fail.

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 6 років тому +2

      Yes, brilliant!

    • @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC
      @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC 6 років тому +1

      Phoenix Uprising This is just what I needed this morning. Thank you.

    • @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC
      @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC 6 років тому +1

      Tjerda van Eijkel-van het Schip Brilliant it is!

    • @Kodanikage
      @Kodanikage 6 років тому +1

      HOLLYWOOD UNAPOLOGETIC! - Filmmaking Essentials Just like Budd, Trump Lite is a cup of horseshit

  • @orderedsteps4050
    @orderedsteps4050 6 років тому +910

    "Mikey has him I am pretty good choke hold and I've said some really harsh words"
    "Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts " LOLLOLOLOL

    • @SincerelyGail
      @SincerelyGail 6 років тому +3

      Quoin Entertainment 😂

    • @jamiegarcia7863
      @jamiegarcia7863 6 років тому +5

      *Mikey has a pretty good choke hold.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 6 років тому +8

      Well Jimmy Kimmel did say it was Mike Pence who sent the article to NYT lol

    •  6 років тому +2

      That was an EPIC comparative lol

    • @fitsumtessema7456
      @fitsumtessema7456 6 років тому +1

      This is an epic joke...missed this for a few weeks😂😂😂😂

  • @southviewarab
    @southviewarab 6 років тому +353

    Let’s put that orange jumpsuit in an orange jumpsuit

  • @notenrique666
    @notenrique666 6 років тому +6

    BREAK THE DAMN GLASS ALREADY!!!

  • @susanedwards4620
    @susanedwards4620 6 років тому +23

    Love Trevor Noah. But all of this makes me feel afraid for this country and for our safety. Donald Trump is a joke but he's making a joke out of the position. How can anyone in the world take us seriously. And we are so distracted by his nonsense that our focus is pulled away from the real issues of this country and the world. :(

    • @Straight2TheHeart
      @Straight2TheHeart 6 років тому +4

      Susan Edwards
      Exactly! The orange moron has made the US a bad joke and completely wrecked the reputation of your nation in less than two years. No foreign leader is taking him seriously. Look at the trade deal with Canada. They are just waiting for Trump to be kicked out of office so they can negotiate with an adult. That's the bitter truth I guess.
      Greetings from Germany

    • @nikolinac.4237
      @nikolinac.4237 6 років тому +2

      Yes, the rest of the world lost respect for America and American people. We are stil shocked haw can you guys make this Idiot a President? Goid luck from Switzerland

    • @skillmanlaw2
      @skillmanlaw2 6 років тому

      List the issues and where increases are higher or changed decreasing challenges

  • @bohba13
    @bohba13 6 років тому +1146

    If he fires sessions BREAK THE GLASS

    • @stephane1623
      @stephane1623 6 років тому +15

      100% the glass and the pieces.

    • @alextorres8007
      @alextorres8007 6 років тому +19

      LEGALIZE CANNABIS OR AT LEAST TAKE IT OFF THE LIST NEXT TO COCAINE!! WHEN HAS SOMEONE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE ON MARIJUANA??

    • @adafuns
      @adafuns 6 років тому +34

      I'm more worried if he fires Mathis. The man preventing WW3 atm.

    • @myramyrightnut1084
      @myramyrightnut1084 6 років тому +6

      @@adafuns yup.. mad dog Matis is the man

    • @lawrencemicheal3591
      @lawrencemicheal3591 6 років тому +1

      William Aubrey I love you 😘

  • @cathyhurd4890
    @cathyhurd4890 6 років тому +96

    I don't want my new granddaughter born into a country run into the ground by trump. Mueller needs to get crackin.

    • @corrinejoy3571
      @corrinejoy3571 6 років тому +3

      cathy hurd Agreed Mueller is the one to break the glass

    • @tailopez3286
      @tailopez3286 6 років тому

      cathy hurd well you can’t get everything you want.

    • @mosephstalin625
      @mosephstalin625 6 років тому +1

      You're trash

  • @candaceskeen7522
    @candaceskeen7522 6 років тому +79

    Lmfao!!!! I love Trevor’s version “Holy shit” “we’ve had Trump PG?!!!!”

  • @Ansonidak
    @Ansonidak 6 років тому +19

    "Breaking the glass" - The 25th amendment - requires confirmation by 2/3 of both house and senate. That would require a lot of republicans flipping on Trump.

    • @RandallJamesPeterson
      @RandallJamesPeterson 6 років тому +3

      If he fires Sessions, the cabinet might muster enough gumption to have a majority vote for removal of Trump. After those two events finding 16 Republican senators should be easy. If this happens before November, house Republicans nervous about poll numbers might vote for removal. After November, well that will really depends on your the elections go. 🙄

    • @tartaros3
      @tartaros3 6 років тому

      nope. You're mixing impeachment and the 25th.

    • @llamalluvv
      @llamalluvv 6 років тому +1

      @@tartaros3 no, 2/3 is required for a permanent removal of the president in the 25th amendment

  • @mr.morgan2890
    @mr.morgan2890 6 років тому +58

    REMOVE THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION BY ANY MEANS !!!

    • @zeloniuszelonius2283
      @zeloniuszelonius2283 6 років тому

      sean morgan mad dog mattis should stay. Mattis is the most competent guy there at the moment. Also obama made mattis sec of def

    • @leehector3310
      @leehector3310 6 років тому

      By any means? That's treason. If half the country was on you, you would love the protection of our constitution.

  • @arothmanmusic
    @arothmanmusic 6 років тому +53

    If anyone is surprised by anything in the book, you haven’t been paying attention.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 років тому +7

      Nothing wrong with peace and prosperity. So why does Trump try to end both?

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 6 років тому +2

      kcotte59 oh well, hell, if YOU ARE happy then we should all be happy. I can’t decide if you are on drugs or maybe off the ones you should be on.

  • @lolok3078
    @lolok3078 6 років тому +348

    I’ll bet it’s Melania 😝

    • @SusanBame
      @SusanBame 6 років тому +27

      Uh, no. Whoever wrote that has a college degree and then some. Look at the vocabulary and the knowledge behind it.

    • @that1guy335
      @that1guy335 6 років тому +14

      Calm down Susan it was a joke

    • @steelhere5519
      @steelhere5519 6 років тому +6

      Kellyanne Conway?

    • @breew.7827
      @breew.7827 6 років тому

      Yes lmao

    • @MrFinesse316
      @MrFinesse316 6 років тому +1

      @@steelhere5519 i believe you are right

  • @elmoisred616
    @elmoisred616 6 років тому +311

    Pretty sure this was the script for the sequel to The Manchurian Candidate

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 6 років тому +10

      Working title: Manchurian Idiot

    • @Degan1000
      @Degan1000 6 років тому +9

      I'm pretty sure this is the Mel Brooks parody of The Manchurian Candidate.

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 6 років тому

      Clever. I believe you're right.

    • @TimD86
      @TimD86 6 років тому +5

      It's the parody: The Munchkin Candidate

    • @Lupin788
      @Lupin788 6 років тому

      The Siberian Candidate

  • @mongofan1
    @mongofan1 6 років тому

    Well done, Trevor. Thank you.

  • @bitsiphon
    @bitsiphon 6 років тому +1

    Trevor the main point is when your lawyer needs a lawyer it may be past the dumpster fire stage. The next phase will probably be the lawyer's lawyer will need a lawyer. Its hard to drain the swamp when you are sitting on the drain.

  • @Grabacr-pl3wy
    @Grabacr-pl3wy 6 років тому +45

    Watching a car wreck while in the back seat

    • @swimmer1997fly
      @swimmer1997fly 6 років тому +1

      Connor Sinclair that is the most accurate thing I’ve heard about this presidency, thank you

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics 6 років тому +87

    The 25th for the 45th!

  • @contrails62
    @contrails62 6 років тому +63

    I would like to propose a lime green jumpsuit due to the fact that an Orange jumpsuit would be comaflage and he may escape🤔

    • @robertburns1717
      @robertburns1717 6 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 6 років тому +2

      It should be pink like Arpaio's jumpsuits

    • @fkharr73
      @fkharr73 6 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 років тому

      Aisha Abdikarim nah, the pink was the underwear. Arpaio used the old-style black and white prison jumpsuits.

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 6 років тому

      Elyse's Cooking Channel good idea!

  • @sharonsmalls6846
    @sharonsmalls6846 6 років тому +2

    This is unreal!

  • @MsUtuber2
    @MsUtuber2 6 років тому

    Trevor, you are EXCELLENT!

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 6 років тому +99

    So... Trump will go completely mad with paranoia now. "They're against me. They're ALL against me! Fire everyone!"

    • @Soltice-ty2nf
      @Soltice-ty2nf 6 років тому

      I want everyone out of US!!
      Send them to Mexico!!

    • @esteban578
      @esteban578 6 років тому +1

      It be interesting to actually see that happened no one would want to work with him after that

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 років тому

      Exactly smh

  • @williamphillips6069
    @williamphillips6069 6 років тому +62

    Anyone else getting a Game of Thrones vibe? “Crowns don’t give you power,” and all?

    • @immaware6847
      @immaware6847 6 років тому +11

      William Phillips will one of 45's sons shoot him with a crossbow while he is on toilet? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 6 років тому

      Then trump will lock the doors during a Senate meeting and have his personal soldiers execute them all and then blame it on terrorists. Or the Democrats. While smiling. And admitting he was there. And was the best executio...
      Wait, I left GoT and went back to trump behaviour

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 років тому +12

      Only difference: it'll be Canada who builds an ice wall to prevent the southerners from coming in.

    • @conancat
      @conancat 6 років тому +10

      "I'm the president!"
      "Any man who has to say "I am the king", is no true king."

    • @kabaxx
      @kabaxx 6 років тому +1

      "if you acquire a reputation of a mad dog..."

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 6 років тому +739

    So much winning

  • @april_collins
    @april_collins 6 років тому +1

    Break the glass! ... Break the glass!

  • @mayaramiquidade3439
    @mayaramiquidade3439 6 років тому +29

    I thought we decided not to talk about 2 girls 1 cup EVER.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 6 років тому +2

      Drastic times require drastic measures.

    • @pallipdrsn0
      @pallipdrsn0 6 років тому

      From what video is that still image @1:02, it ain't from "Two girls, one cup". I'm, eeeeerrrr, asking for a friend

  • @ryanu8082
    @ryanu8082 6 років тому +63

    I needed a laugh today. This fit the bill!

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 років тому +1

      This is fucking terrifying.

    • @ryanu8082
      @ryanu8082 6 років тому +2

      For clarification I was laughing @ the jokes Trevor made about this serious thing.

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars 6 років тому +140

    "Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts."

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 6 років тому +3

      He kind of repeated himself for most Americans.

    • @voLumez
      @voLumez 6 років тому

      @@michaedove3562 ahhh I see what you did there

    • @Kool-aidSmiles
      @Kool-aidSmiles 6 років тому +1

      Aren't they the same thing?

  • @momothunder9544
    @momothunder9544 6 років тому +67

    I'm so tired of winning all the time

  • @8ay8ee
    @8ay8ee 6 років тому

    Right on point, Trevor!

  • @arvedsin
    @arvedsin 6 років тому

    I love Trevor, his impersonation of Trump is spot on, lol!!

  • @jeffbyrne107
    @jeffbyrne107 6 років тому +210

    #MANA Make America Normal Again. Please Vote Blue

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 6 років тому +2

      Nice one!

    • @skyclimber7
      @skyclimber7 6 років тому +8

      don't just vote! VOTE BLUE!

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 6 років тому

      @raserianfald thank you for sharing this. Very interesting!

    • @RennX21
      @RennX21 6 років тому +4

      @raserianfald you know it's funny you mention that. I've been feeling like the American people have been lacking empathy lately. No one cares about anything unless it immediate applies to them.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 6 років тому

      Forget red or blue, at least vote for a candidate who isn't paid by corporate PAC money. Find someone in your district who isn't or if they don't exist organize and find one among yourselves. This year people... you can vote someone _not_ corrupt into congress. Hurry, hurry !

  • @TeganX7
    @TeganX7 6 років тому +46

    Once the conservatives get their second SCOTUS confirmation, Don becomes expendable.

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 6 років тому +5

      Yep, then Pinocchio with strings Pence will take over. Hopefully Mueller is ready to expand that investigation when that happens.

  • @caydencayuga7876
    @caydencayuga7876 6 років тому +29

    If Kellyanne is the source I'm done.

  • @FMonou
    @FMonou 6 років тому +10

    This whole thing is going to be a play / opera at some point in history...

    • @mbondad
      @mbondad 6 років тому +1

      Fuuma Monou see randy rainbow

  • @tiffanyleclair9533
    @tiffanyleclair9533 6 років тому

    I love your humor while taking on such SERIOUS CORRUPTION! THANKS!

  • @thetrustysidekick3013
    @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +11

    Madness, utter madness.

  • @Unlikely_Pirate
    @Unlikely_Pirate 6 років тому +36

    Well folks, this is what it feels like when America is great again, apparently.

  • @MidnightBard
    @MidnightBard 6 років тому +47

    I was eating cake while watching the video and gagged when I heard , "Trump's naked body." Nasty.

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn 6 років тому +6

      Would it help you if I added that his body has roughly the same consistency as cake?

    • @MidnightBard
      @MidnightBard 6 років тому +7

      @@GhengisJohn Yes, you've helped me commit to my new healthy lifestyle. Fruits and veggies, no more cakes or cheeseburgers.

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 6 років тому +4

      @@GhengisJohn got me LMFAO

    • @alaneosso
      @alaneosso 6 років тому

      So, tell me more about this cake. 😂

    • @mickfunny4185
      @mickfunny4185 6 років тому

      Midnight Bard was it cheesecake?

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 6 років тому +14

    "Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts !" 😂 That's what poor and rich Trump voters will get respectively. 🤣

  • @cynmann4584
    @cynmann4584 6 років тому +1

    For the love of our country & the sanity of it's people, break the glass!

  • @theadamblock
    @theadamblock 6 років тому +5

    Well done Daily Show! Well done indeed!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 6 років тому +33

    What everyone says about Trump mental health now is we know that since a long time.

  • @laxpaint
    @laxpaint 6 років тому +17

    This is going to be a fantastic Oliver Stone movie one day.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 6 років тому

      Only if Juliette Lewis

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 років тому

      I was thinking more of The Asylum. They sure have the production values and talented actors for accurately portrying it.

    • @eyesthatsmile-heartthatlov8050
      @eyesthatsmile-heartthatlov8050 6 років тому

      laxpaint He is compromised. See his propaganda fluff piece on his friend Putin that ran on Showtime.

  • @mmem4264
    @mmem4264 6 років тому +1

    Feels like this is setting a dangerous precedent.

  • @chefskaijuice
    @chefskaijuice 6 років тому

    Trevor this was the epitome of SOLID GOLD! I have never laughed so hard in my life! That part about the airplane was BRILLIANT!!! I LOVE YOU TREVOR!!!

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 6 років тому +513

    Republikkkans

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 6 років тому +7

      Da

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 років тому +11

      RePubliCUNTS NRA Russian PayRoLL RePubliCUNTS

    • @leehector3310
      @leehector3310 6 років тому +3

      Vote for the libs if they win you're forgotten . . if they lose you're forgotten, you are being played by the rich Dems wanting power back.

    • @vertdellsolovely4421
      @vertdellsolovely4421 6 років тому +7

      @aguy654 Re-Thug-licans.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 6 років тому +9

      Rethuglikkkans!
      TRE45SON

  • @d.j.6937
    @d.j.6937 6 років тому +12

    😦 Oh my !!! He is so messed up to turn back time and make people do research before they vote we wouldn’t have this mess

    • @fabriceafata9161
      @fabriceafata9161 6 років тому

      No my friend, America has always be tough on politic leadership's choices...but this time they chosen someone who can relate hate, rape, corruption, and so on....what didn't you know about him? All the scandals before election was ignored to achieve the goal: MAGA!!! I would ask you to read about the Russian Mickael Gorbachev's treason...

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 6 років тому +1

      fabrice afata no they didn’t do their research I know several people who relied on their husband or there wives because they were lazy on looking it up and looking about anything about him then you got your people who are not educated and just follow the leader it’s pathetic

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 6 років тому +1

      kcotte59 😆

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 6 років тому +1

      kcotte59 Pathetic because nothing could get no more evil than Trump except Hitler

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 6 років тому +1

      kcotte59 Your so funny 😊

  • @Lyz.ette.x
    @Lyz.ette.x 6 років тому +19

    “Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts!”
    😏

    • @Lyz.ette.x
      @Lyz.ette.x 6 років тому +1

      Jiminy Cricket don’t worry, the pilot’s got it😏

  • @JumperWC
    @JumperWC 6 років тому

    I LOVE YOU TREVOR NOAH!!! I LOVE YOUR SHOW SO MUCH!!!

  • @leach5494
    @leach5494 6 років тому +16

    I'm from the Netherlands (amsterdam) sorry but for me this is really not a big news, my father lives and is born in the United States, I go almost every year after. If you look at the United States from another country, you look at America very differently. as soon as you are in the states, that does something with you and you go along with the culture. If you know that there is such an idiot a president, you can still expect that there are people behind the scenes who make him believe that he plays president. America is the land of films and outspoken characters. Sure there is a whole team every day to brainstorm to try to get him a little bit between the lines 1 + 1 = 2

  • @tkstorm33
    @tkstorm33 6 років тому +357

    How many wish Obama was still President? Just asking....😭

    • @EvertfromNederland
      @EvertfromNederland 6 років тому +23

      I remember Bush once mentioned when he left office that there will come a time you whill miss him. I think some of you guys actually do now.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 6 років тому +26

      After this disaster, I'd take President Obama back in a heartbeat. But first let him beat the breaks off the orange menace.

    • @tkstorm33
      @tkstorm33 6 років тому +28

      @kcotte59 what has Trump really done besides divided the country and make America look like a joke to the rest of the world.

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 6 років тому +22

      Obama rocks! Please let him be President again!

    • @alphacretin8227
      @alphacretin8227 6 років тому +11

      I miss Bush. Let that sink in...

  • @holyland6380
    @holyland6380 6 років тому +7

    Michael Wolf wasn't exaggerating in Fire and Fury after all, because it's virtually impossible to exaggerate the incompetence and immorality of Donald Trump with mere words.

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 6 років тому +78

    Orange jumpsuit? Trump is already colored as such!

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 6 років тому +4

      Dante Crailman don’t say that. The US prison system may try to save money by not giving lil’ Donnie a jumpsuit and none of us want to see that.

  • @freeradicalpanda
    @freeradicalpanda 6 років тому

    Awesome coverage. Funny as hell too.

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 6 років тому +2

    Same breaking the glass joke as on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert!😂

    • @tartaros3
      @tartaros3 6 років тому

      was wondering about that as well. Was it independent, I wonder? :)

    • @Nick30468
      @Nick30468 6 років тому

      probably. it's an obvious joke. Don't tell me you didn't think of it too? I know I did, and surely lots of others. Sometimes a joke is just obvious. If anything, you can complain about them going the obvious route instead of trying something different.

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 6 років тому +11

    They should not have done that, I mean the declaration in the op-ed. Now, Trump will seriously consider the libel laws against news agencies.

    • @suckapunch565
      @suckapunch565 6 років тому +4

      Sayak Das only if he has evidential proof that it’s false. Even then, the first amendment might just protect NYT

    • @osubeaver9976
      @osubeaver9976 6 років тому +2

      That is a pretty dumb comment... This is the NY Times releasing what it knows to be an incredibly incendiary letter. The NY Times is one of the most well-respected and iconic publications in the world. They know exactly where the line is and you had better believe that they haven't crossed it. I am 100% sure that they know exactly who the senior official is, that the document is legitimate, and that they will never give up his/her identity. Trump can complain all he wants to but when you say and do as many stupid things as he does, it's impossible to run away from the inevitable fallout.

    • @tommypetraglia4688
      @tommypetraglia4688 6 років тому +1

      This just might be where Freedom of the Press saves us

  • @normanedwards8552
    @normanedwards8552 6 років тому +105

    (UDD) UNAMERICAN DRAFT DODGER) this is what trump Is 😁✌

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 років тому +4

      I feel like avoiding being drafted to fight in the Vietnam War is one of the few sane and relatable things about Trump. I'd have done the same if I were in his position

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 6 років тому +3

      Not against the military, but I am suspicious of the goals of the government agendas behind them.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 6 років тому

      @@PokemonTenLV so wtf do you have a draft for then ya fuckwitted maggot?

    • @puertoricanboy17
      @puertoricanboy17 6 років тому

      @@shanadir To make sure we have enough soldiers, stupid.

    • @PokemonTenLV
      @PokemonTenLV 6 років тому

      drafting is the absolute worst recruitment method ever, if people fear war its just going to pose a threat to itself more than the enemy, with things like PTSD, deserters, suicide, resentment involving someone turning the gun on their own..

  • @007Decky
    @007Decky 6 років тому +14

    I bet this would be Melania who desperately wants to be fired!

  • @Susan-ur2vd
    @Susan-ur2vd 6 років тому +1

    Puleeesssszzz! Break the freaking glass I'll buy you a broom people!

  • @williamhill4242
    @williamhill4242 6 років тому

    Trevor!!! You are crazzzy!!!

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 років тому +45

    *Breaking News* : Turns out this "anonymous high-level White House official" is Mike Pence!! Hahaha! God save America!

  • @jayw8504
    @jayw8504 6 років тому +7

    Love the very end...

  • @Wednesdaywoe1975
    @Wednesdaywoe1975 6 років тому +9

    GOP: Could this op ed be entered as evidence of innocence at trial for crimes against humanity? Asking for a friend.

  • @MsThebeMoon
    @MsThebeMoon 6 років тому

    Great analogies!

  • @issabeats5671
    @issabeats5671 6 років тому

    " I think we can break the glass,but there will be glass everywhere"...😂😂😂💔💯

  • @MsMegadude64
    @MsMegadude64 6 років тому +6

    How coincidental to bring up 2 girls, 1 cup in an analogy about how something sticks, turns out to be a watered down version.
    Because that video was actually a *trailer* for a Brazilian scat porn called "Hungry Bitches". Meaning that video was only a literal taste of what was in that movie.

    • @carterfamily3890
      @carterfamily3890 6 років тому +3

      Thank you for the explanation. I didnt get it & now you saved me having to google it. I may have never recovered! 🤣

  • @beththewicca
    @beththewicca 6 років тому +13

    I think I'm going to faint. lol

  • @manuel0578
    @manuel0578 6 років тому +36

    Twist: trump wrote this.

  • @jacquese.t.9113
    @jacquese.t.9113 6 років тому

    His writers are the best; "the pilot is actively trying to crash the plane." LOL

  • @kerrysammy3277
    @kerrysammy3277 6 років тому +1

    The nature of the term 'resistance' is a group of people who should remain anonymous. " ok monsieur De Gaul, as leader of the resistance, you should do the right thing and expose your identity and all who are part of the resistance!" Do not hide behind anonymity! Be brave!"

  • @ecorico22
    @ecorico22 6 років тому +6

    dumbledores army!

  • @elmoisred616
    @elmoisred616 6 років тому +7

    Thanks Trevor I had to visualize 2g1c without the cup

    • @rowlandhempel4282
      @rowlandhempel4282 6 років тому

      I can't believe that: a) 2 girls, 1 cup is still a reference point, and b) that so many in the audience get the reference.

  • @joshuanoel1016
    @joshuanoel1016 6 років тому +31

    IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bodyboardingchronicles602
    @bodyboardingchronicles602 6 років тому

    She said, " Adult in the room! "
    😂

  • @mypetcrow9873
    @mypetcrow9873 6 років тому

    That’s the best critique of the situation I have heard.

  • @flamesna4938
    @flamesna4938 6 років тому +8

    This is a regular day on Mr trump world 🌎 and it's 😂😭

  • @donaldjnixon-rl3zt
    @donaldjnixon-rl3zt 6 років тому +12

    Is mike pence

  • @quietperson7155
    @quietperson7155 6 років тому +7

    Whoever is calling themselves the resistance is just shielding themselves, mentioning support for deregulation (removing rules to protect consumers), tax reform (tax cut for rich), and robust military (military budget increase that is already stupidly high for contractors that will further hurt our economy and other stuff like schools).

  • @nygma619
    @nygma619 6 років тому

    Kudos to Trevor for keeping it 💯 on why it's not really a bombshell @ 6:00.

  • @ajayiayomide3068
    @ajayiayomide3068 6 років тому +1

    Trump! The orange jumpsuit 😂😂😂

  • @TechKidShazil
    @TechKidShazil 6 років тому +36

    Hey, India removed the section 377. So maybe something on that. I know that this a TV show but stil ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @TechKidShazil
      @TechKidShazil 6 років тому +1

      photoshopknight Thanks

    • @vanshika4634
      @vanshika4634 6 років тому

      @@zee2826 please check yourself. There is Indian army constantly facing first hand stone throwers in Kashmir. Nobody is saying what you believe.

    • @zee2826
      @zee2826 6 років тому

      @@vanshika4634 yes it was said by human rights activists that if someone throws a stone at you shoot them in the head , cripple their children and rape their women

  • @aantorikganguly1203
    @aantorikganguly1203 6 років тому +16

    Colbert uses the same break the glass joke

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 6 років тому +7

      It is a common emergency idiom.

  • @ShankarSivarajan
    @ShankarSivarajan 6 років тому +6

    _Cui bono?_ If President Trump is removed from office before the 2020 election, who stands to gain?
    And completely unrelated question: who is the one person in the Cabinet whom the president cannot fire?

  • @markf226
    @markf226 6 років тому +1

    Hey Trev, can you assist with the farm murders in South Africa, thank you.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 6 років тому +2

    If you've worked your an entire adult life in a CAREER of PUBLIC SERVICE, be it Military or public office, and are chosen to be on the President's Cabinet, or within his inner council/staff, and then realize the man is completely unable/unwilling to fulfill his necessary duties for the office of President OR is using his powers to CLEARLY harm the USA, it is your MORAL, PATRIOTIC, CIVIC, and beyond all of that AMERICAN DUTY to speak out against said President even if it costs you your job, even if it is unprecedented, and moreover, you should do everything in your power to STOP such a destructive person from doing destructive, irreparable things while they hold the highest office in the world. If that isn't your absolute duty as a public servant, I don't know what is. Don't let this man destroy America. Someone smart in his cabinet needs to draw a line in the sand, and be serious about stopping him when he inevitably crosses it. Trump is not like any President whoever came before him, and the cracks are starting to show.