How to Score a Job Interview with the SCP Foundation (SCP Animation)
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2021
- In these difficult economic times, we know a lot of you may be looking for a new place to work. We present: How to Score a Job Interview with the SCP Foundation.
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#shorts - Фільми й анімація
"Want to be a member of the 05-Council?"
*[Page tearing]*
"Like that's ever going to happen!"
*Someboby once told me the world was gonna roll me*
*I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed*
WHAT A LOAD OF *toilet flush*
@@R0DBS2 she was looking kinda dumb
I would say, BE A JANITOR JANITOR JANITOR even tho I am the best at everything else but not a janitor
At court:
You honor, I DEMAND THAT I GET THE DEATH PENALTY!
Judge: dude you where over speeding, calm down
@@vemulashriniketh8109Man in white coat: Your honor, I would like to offer them a solution
But.... you only stole a can of cola wtf dude
@@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 Prosecutor: It was a golden can, worth 2.4 billion dollars.
@@zizi30307low number I saw bigger being stolen
"Do you love the idea of every day of your work could be you last" Sing me up!
Sign*
Why not just be that guy that redacts everything?
They have a good job, they know everything and are out of the danger zone
THEY ARE 05
@@WaterfelonFelineratification: they are [REDACT]
@@WaterfelonFeline No, that job belongs to Raisa
You only say you're out of danger until you get a sudden urge to end urself, and you gotta use [data exponged]
I'd love to be a janitor, i like cleaning things and blood gore and guts dont bother me, also i think it'd be fun :)
Interviewer: It says that there is another part to your resume
Me: [DATA EXPUNGED] [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Welcome Abroad!
Abroad?
@@AmaStrovik its just a typo, its not that big of a deal. he meant aboard, if you didnt know already.
@@Topher7lol That's too bad, abroad would have been more interesting.
So what?
Did i just inplung some data that was redacted and get hired?
Ngl 096 does look pretty fancy in a suit...
I really thought it was slender man with face 😭
@@scp8yearago455 oh cmon slender and scp 096 are different ayo :/
Facts tho lol
Scp-096 does look quite Fancy and Cool in the Suit
@@Monopoly2525 hmmm
Match about 66%
How to become invincible
Step one: Apply at the SCP Foundation
Step two: Ask to be a camera man
If you are now in creative mode you are invincible but if you are still in survival mode I recommend setting your respawn point
I thought the employes don't sleep
Imagine someone ACTUALLY did studying the jobs and finds out they're actually fictional lmao
They are?
Also yes of course i know they arent im just saying as a joke
That’s what the Foundation wants you to think.
@@guestnoobwastaken Yup, definitely fictional. The key datum proving it was fictional was a video where they mentioned having an ethics committee.
Wait scp isn’t real?
Well, maybe it's real but we got anesthetic'd
Imagine getting hired just to work as a janitor or, even worse, Class-D because the foundation needed extra test subjects. I'd be happy if I was working for the mobile task force, specifically See No Evil or Nine Tailed Fox. But if that isn't possible, might as well just sign up for the GOC
but wouldnt Chaos Insurgency be way more fun?
@@YiminyCricket Depends. How daring and gunho are you? CI agents may have a bit of higher turn over rate if they aren't careful. After all, they tackle apprehending and containing SCPs right out of the Foundation containment sites
If the scp foundation doesn't want me I think the serpent's hand is a good fall back plan for me
Honestly the UIU and GOC are more of a respectable job
I think working for beta-7 would be good. Not much threat other than touching a random virus through a hole in your hazmat suit.
The SCP has its insidious claws into everything. I wanted apply to the Foundation but I found out that I already worked for them. I get my 20 yr pension next week.
Happy birthday in advance, youre turning 20 next week
I have seen something that may be an anomaly… no one has covered it and people think that it was just a bird.
But birds don’t have a 3 foot long tail or bat wings.
@@jonassturgeon5870 did it have feathers, though?
If so, you just saw Saphira from the botched Dragon movie, no biggie
Once I literally saw a power box on a pole with "SCP" on it, and then a bug that my friend thought was a murder hornet was on the power box so we noped the fricking heck out of there.
I heard they're tearing down the park it's in.
@@FieldOfHats3 standard procedure. Don't forget to show up tuesday for your amnestic treatment!
"See to that one of the members disapper"
Sure is easy killing a bunch of immortals
"I would love to see my team get killed"
-An MTF while interview
They make this sound like the most normal interview 🤣
only if I can work with 999
😋
Or 131.
"Just see to it that one of them disappears, that always works a charm."
Yeah, but, how the hell are we to find one, and murd- I mean send them on long term leave?
Don't worry I got you covered I will kill the o-5 council for you and make you number one I need the small payment of $2,000 and the rest I'll handle my services are not free
Me: "Hey I want to be a D-Class**Proceeds to commit arson**
Oh sure, shy guy is perfect for giving interviews. While at it why not let Able train all MTF instead of just Pandora’s Box, or let 682 or 106 teach guards how to handle containment breaches. While we’re at it, let the possessive mask give therapy sessions and 049 teach new researchers medical practice lol
YES YES PERFECT, THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SEEKING FOR AT SITE-19
@@redacted4432 I listed off the most dangerous SCPs that popped in my mind to make it obviously sarcastic
Only reason I didn’t mention 173 is because the only things that came to my mind for 173’s use was used in list of rules Dr. Bright is not allowed to do in the Foundation
049 teaching medical practice might as well be least dangerous out of what I mention. Only issue be that we don’t know when or in who 049 would sense pestilence from and react
well the mask is a good liar convicor so kinda fits for terapist
Nah Hunter, i don't want work in SCP Foundation, I just want to Be SCP Creature.
Ez just get infected by scp then you will become the scp creature
@@happyface4036 or class e
Maybe become a member of the serpents hand or the church of the broken God which works like a charm for your wish
You WANT to be subjected to horrific experiements almost daily
@@BobThePenguin. a small price to pay I guess
"want to work as SCP 682? Just turn into him!"
“We die in the dark so that you may live in the light.”
If the SCP Foundation refuses my resume, I'm swearing revenge and joining the Chaos Insurgency.
Edit: They refused. On the plus side I did get a different job.
You do know that we have amnestics for a reason right ?
@@X-SPONGED noted.
*Bring weapon to meeting*
@@skylanderlego4163 security checkpoints
Getting an inside man that's willing to sneak by a weapon will be impossible too
@@skylanderlego4163
You either get hired or forget you were even interviewed in the first place
We don't take any chances
@@X-SPONGED I wonder what the GOC's hiring process is like...
Lmao that ending got me 😂 "we'll deny it in court."
I love how 096 was in a suit like it was gonna be the interviewer
096: just don't look at my face and you'll be fine
Someone: *looks up and sees his face and him screaming*
Meanwhile the 05 council: oh my God not another 096 containment breach..
Me: *disappointingly* putting my weapon collection back
I Love how SCP Explained always portrays the MTF with P-90 sub-machine [REDACTED FOR YOUTH PROTECTION]!
"Wanna be the 05 council? Let's say one of them just disappeared. That always seems to work!" Lol🤣😂
How to get a job into the Foundation:
1. Volunteer as tribute for testing Dr Bright's Chainsaw Cannon Mk.VII
2. Survive (optional)
3. Volunteer as Dr Bright's body for that month (optional)
You're a genius
I volunteer as tribute for testing the chainsaw cannon. After that, I survive. Then, I become a sentient anomaly by going through the upgrading machine, and be the best of the best at dealing with containment breaches. After that, gain skillz
@No Name Do you know what an inner monologue is? Well, my inner monologue calls my name every now and then.
Hehe, guess that’s a side effect… right?
@No Name oh wait you didn’t reply to me, but to him… fudge
4. Become a relunctant D-Class (non optional)
LMFAO “and if you say otherwise, we’ll deny it in court.”
Me and my depression would be the perfect candidate
Wanna be a Class-D be like:
"Hey kid, wanna get eaten by giant unkillable lizard? Or being tortured by a old man? Or wanna get your body ripped to oblivion by a malnourished humaniod?"
*Y E S*
Wait... this makes me wonder... what does Shy Guy do if you mimic him when he finds you? Just cover your face and wail in fetus position... I'm sure no-one will get hurt. 🙄
@@paisleesheppard5629 I’m pretty sure shy guy would mercy kill
@@paisleesheppard5629 you would get ripped to shreds, duh
It has no empathy, we tested it
And then the class d riot even tho they had the choice to not go
@@X-SPONGED whelp. 😬
All I heard was how to join the SCP Animated team.
Scoring a job as a janitor and walking into scp 173 chamber with my eyes closed, the gen z dream
"I see the new recruits having a bright future ahead of them"
-Doctor Bright probably 5 seconds before Doctor cliff hit him over the head with a gold club
Nobody: The SCP Foundation: Do you love the idea of everyday at work possibly being your last? If so then we may have a position for you!
Dangerous jobs pay well though...
I wouldn't mind an interview with 096, he's super cool and protected a blind girl from the sun so yknow he's chill
He did? I haven't read that one. Do you have source?
He did 🤔
Instructions unclear in prison for life for going on a killing spree no people in white coats are here
I would honestly love to work at the SCP FOUNDATION if it were real seems like a really interesting workspace
What do I have to do to be the guy who gets to give codenames to the mobile task forces?
O5 or some MTF commanders.
O5, which you'll most likely never be since most of them are anomalous themselves, one which isn't is 13, who is more of a balancing pin rather than an actually important man
The main common gun we see in this channel is P90
also m4s tommy guns glocks and some laser gun of samsara
@@thealgorithmsentmehere5994 Yeah but the most gun we will see in this channel is still P90 It’s O5-[REDACTED] idea.
Yeah and MTF looks like guards lol.
Im very happy rn when I grow up I'm gonna be a researcher cause I wanted a job at the foundation since 2018
I Love how SCP Explained always portrays the MTF with P-90 sub-machine [REDACTED FOR YOUTH PROTECTION]!
"Hey I'm ready to be a test subject"
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates..🎈
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damn shawty ok!!
Amogus
This is everywhere *sus*
@@shevshenko._.4192 wut
Well I have a pretty good lawyer who knows ways to get evidence, and dont try to assassinate him because he has very sharp eyes and ears.
D-class speedrun any% 💀💀💀
I want be a researcher at scp foundation so i can hug scp 999 :3
And also to commit a war crime
Hopefully mainly war crimes
What kind of war crimes ?
The most amount of war crimes you can accomplish is by joining an MTF unit
The semi-safe but mostly boring warcrimes
You can do on-site
*SCP-999 noises*
@@ohnocringewasnothere is here
@@ohnocringewasnothere oh my golly
I want to play peek a boo with 173, discuss medical stuff with 049, have therapy with 035 and ask Doctor Bright about how to play with Keter SCPs
I just wanna hang out with 999 all day give him to me now he is adorable. I promise you’ll get him back in next year.
While guards lose their member MTF pest control will never lose their teammate
Immagine the face of SCP-096 on multiple job resumes.😨
Oh yay!
Our job would be death sadly. *and survival*
Ya know, I’d probably be the one janitor who just keeps surviving outbreaks and is left to clean up all of the bodies at the end of the day
can we talk about the fact that the O5 got brutally pulled to under the table-
Researcher sounds pretty fun…
I would rather have a normal job because
1. I don't want to be torn to shreds by anomalous creatures.
2. The job gets boring after a few years go bye
Normally the riskier the job the higher the pay and imagine the pension when you retire.
@@tauceti8060 a pension in amnestics doesn‘t sound very appealing to me.
You enter the foundation with 21 years and you exit the foundation with 60 years in a blink of eyes
The beginning reminds me of Fnaf: SL
"So you love everyday at might being your last?"
Me:
"FUCK YEAH"
"looking for work?"
"OAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO-"
Welp! Time to join the SCP foundation!
*looks for a large knife and Santa hat*
The dclass looks like a great job for me
"Let your mtf team die to an scp and then seek revenge"
THE MOST EVIL LINES EVER
At the interview: “It’s professional to make eye contact, but I just don’t know if it’s right”
"How to score a job interview with the GOC next".
Yes please
I’d be a researcher so I’d “research” 420-j
I’m such a good janitor, they labelled me as an SCP.
Signing up for the scp foundation sounds like signing up for an extremely exilerating version of the gulag where your life could end before you can speak
im going for therapist on the scp foundation they have seen some stuff
Alright, but are there any methods of Serpent's Hand without being a daughter of Dr Gears? Asking for a friend.
Scp 096 does not like holding resumes or wearing suits
"Do you love the idea of every day of work possibly being your last?"
This offer is kind of good nowadays
Wait is this for real? Because I've been so interested in this
Yes
There's also another way,
Just make or do something anomalous and you will be taken into the foundation as well :D
No thanks, i like my existence the way it is.
Yes I would love to think that every day of work possibly being my last day on earth
How to be O5 sounds kinda Stalin.
Noted
I’d be an mtf
Or reacher
But I’m not smart so I guess mtf wait even better
I’d be a part of the O5s just I’d be a bit safe!
"Want to be a D-Class? No you don't"
Not gonna lie a chance of dying as well as a paycheck? You win either way!
Man if scp's were real i would join
Oh f___ im kid
I just wanna hug the orange blob thing, talk with god for a moment, and give myself to scp682 as a sacrifice
Plot how to destroy humanity for all the crimes they've committed against nature*
I just got hired at the chaos insurgence and got fired for calling the cops I’m in a mental hospital now because of that
It’ll be an “all for nothing at all” moment if you arrive in court for a death penalty and you see no dude in a white coat
Day 4 asking the SCP foundation for the excalibur
Can I apply for being a scp?
Instructions unclear, having a staring contest with SCP-096
Every lawyer ever - damn it we almost had them we coulda had someone sue them damn
Fun fact, D-class aren't just prisoners.. they're also volunteers if I recall
Who the hell would volunteer to be mistreated we use as test subjects for entities I can drag you to a pocket Dimension disintegrate you make you into a monster or destroy your life who would want to do that
So if you volunteer for work you get treated like death row? Maybe CI was right
I am good at history, any historical scp’s? Ask me
It’s weird... all d-class are criminals but most didn’t get death penalty
Science is my favorite subject and I would kill to work at the scp foundation
Are maryland goat man scp because it made from scientist expirement and gone wrong
I always thaugths about suicide by an SCP and the first one to come in my mind is SCP-173 no matter how long i learn about SCP and no matter how the number increased (SCP-5243/SCP-5004/SCP-6666) i would only choose SCP-173 to make an end to my life not because he is my favorite or something...anyway what way to go blinking on purpose in front of SCP-173
This is how i became an 05 council
i just love how the peanut hugs the guy
I love how 05-1 just comically sink down into the floor
Can I be a D-Class for fun? ITS FREE CHILD LABOR MAN!
Meanwhile me who is always researching the supernatural: "HAHA! I'M ♾️ PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!"
The best part is shy guy in suit bout to give an interview
"Want to wonder if any day will be your last at work?" Already do that. OSHA violations everywhere
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
I just want a job where I can hold, shoot, and work with guns
For real though, I feel like working somewhere that deals with anomalies and stuff that breaks laws of physics would be really cool