The Worst Christmas Films of All Time
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2023
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The Lads examine the best Christmas movies, why they are Christmas movies, and defend them from ridiculous woke critiques.
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If Carl's standard for what makes a Christmas film is "there's snow in it" then I'd say "The Empire Strikes Back" is the best.
I’d vote for John Carpenters “The Thing”. But Empire is a close 2nd.
To be fair, I always watched the original trilogy at Christmas time every year.
No, "The Duelists.
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The shining has plenty of snow, yet is not a Christmas movie.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie even if just the second had snow ( unless wea account for the one in the desk at the starting meeting...)
Them not knowing Frosty the Snowman is a clear cultural divide. That’s a genuine American classic there.
For real frosty the snowman is a fantastic classic
But Frosty Returns is hot garbage.
@@herbiehusker1889 We don't speak of that one
Frosty's Winter Wonderland is much more of a sequel to Frosty than Frosty Returns.
@@herbiehusker1889 What are your thoughts on Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July?
The Polar Express, where the CGI was so creepy it felt as if you were on an express train to Epstein's island.
Fitting, then, that the conductor is played by Tom Hanks.
Creepy ass movie
Gotta love a trip to an island.
@Synthcell_of_the_Synthetic_Man Isn't the hobo on the train meant to give off incredibly creepy pervert vibes?
Yes it's like Jimmy Savile's dream film - getting a load of kids on a train and shipping them to a remote location with no guardians.
I cringed so hard when Carl asked if 'Groundhog Day' was a Christmas film.
My dude, the title is literally the holiday it's set on. Though I suppose Brits might not be familiar with that holiday.
They didn't know Frosty either, this is why we left the Brits, they just don't get us lol
I think it’s mostly a Pennsylvania thing
@@daisyviluck7932 I've lived in Indiana, Colorado, and California, not counting a couple other states cuz I was too young, and all three places it's at least acknowledged but it's really only "celebrated" in cold places, as the Groundhog seeing his shadow or not tells us whether winter will continue or end soon, and that's not relevant anywhere they don't have winter lol.
@@theeccentrictripper3863 okay, fair enough 🙂 although Pennsy has Punxatawny Phil LOL 😂
@@daisyviluck7932 All Hail Phil, Lord of Winter
Damn, Connor hit me straight into the feels when he talked about that period between your own childhood and having children when it's getting increasingly more difficult to enjoy Christmas, can relate
I can relate tremendously, I just had my first kid in June. The first holiday season isn't really that "magical" though just because he doesn't care, he's 6 months old, he doesn't even know what Christmas is.
I rely on my 7 year old nephew to bring the Christmas joy and he doesn't disappoint. Its a lot of fun to be around kids during Christmas.
haha 👶🤤goo goo ga ga@@markzuckergecko621
I enjoy the gift-giving as a young single man. I don't try to get anything expensive. It's just about noticing things throughout the year and thinking of people you love. That care and thoughtfulness is what I enjoy most about that. And I enjoy seeing everyone. Unfortunately, we weren't many for Christmas. The cousins were a no-show. But it was fun. And the food is nice (though I prefer my normal dietary habits). But I can't feel how I used to feel as a kid.
Christmas is indeed for the children, being a new dad with my baby sleeping in my arms absolutely has made my Christmas special again.
Literally the only reason I ask for anything for Christmas as an adult is because my parents and wife really look forward to getting me stuff. And I look forward to getting them gifts too. It's really fun to see someone's eyes light up when they get something that they want but can't or wouldn't buy for themselves.
I enjoy the gift-giving as a young single man. I don't try to get anything expensive. It's just about noticing things throughout the year and thinking of people you love. That care and thoughtfulness is what I enjoy most about that. And I enjoy seeing everyone. Unfortunately, we weren't many for Christmas. The cousins were a no-show. But it was fun. And the food is nice (though I prefer my normal dietary habits). But I can't feel how I used to feel as a kid.
Im surprised noone has made a meme with klaus schwab dressed as santa taking presents from children and captioned with "you will own nothing and you will be happy"
Fake news!!!
They had Jimmy Carrey playing The Grinch ( bottomless) already.
Santa Klaus
Ernest P. Worrell is an American icon. He's even a product of commercialism, as the Ernest character came from commercials. A real American character through and through.
Rest in peace Jim Varney.
Muppet Christmas Carol is the best. The others are Tokyo Godfathers, Bad Santa, Santa's Slay, and Jack Frost (the killer snowman version).
Watch love and peace directed by Sion Sono I really enjoyed it
It's about a guy who buys a turtle and flushes it down a toilet because he's bullied for bringing it into work
_3 Godfathers_ (1948) is the superior adaptation.
I watch Muppet Christmas Carol like five times this year! 😂 🎄
@@Neon-Puritan Of what?
@@slashbash1347 _Tokyo Godfathers_ is an adaptation of a novelette named _3 Godfathers._ The film of the same name is also an adaptation of such.
By the given definition, Die Hard 1 is a Christmas movie but Die Hard 2 is not, and I'm fine with this distinction
The Peanuts Christmas special is high on my list. But then again, so is Die Hard.
Die Hard, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Scrooged and Batman Returns are my favorites for Christmas entertainment.
Batman Returns just for Michelle Pfeiffer's electrifying Catwoman!
Die Hard (for obvious reasons), the Blackadder Christmas special and the Lord of the Rings Extended trilogy are my Christmas entertainment favorites.
Watched the full Die Hard trilogy with my wife and the 5 months old baby, agree 100%
So you watched it with your wife then... No one else...@@alberto5770
How in the Hell have none of you ever heard of _Frosty the Snowman?_ It's one of those classic Rankin-Bass cartoons that has been playing on TV since like the 1970s, I can't imagine how someone could have grown up without seeing it at least a half dozen times.
It's just not a thing in the UK
I completely disagree with the definition of Christmas movie provided.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and you can't convince me otherwise (because you'd be wrong).
Two out of the three films that complete the trilogy are Christmas movies, we just watched them all and the racist character of Zeus must have hurt some to produce those wannabe spin off they try to pass as Die Hard movies too
You guys need to watch Ernest Saves Christmas. all of the Ernest movies were fantastic growing up. we need more productions like that!
Being British, it has to be 'A Christmas Carol' both the Alastair Sim or Albert Finney versions. Or any M.R. James adaptations like 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You' starring the brilliant Michael Hordern.
A Christmas Carol/Scrooge with Alistair Simm is a must watch. A family Christmas Eve tradition. How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and a Child's Christmas in Wales are two others I adore.
I noticed a distinct lack of half decent Xmas movies in the various streaming platforms this year. I suspect it is because many of them are now “problematic”.
Could be that, or because there was a high demand for watching the good/classic movies, and the airing/streaming rights for these movies are in constant flux as the platforms try to capitalize on them. “A Charlie Brown Christmas” I believe was exclusively on Apple TV.
All the more reason to get these movies on DVD.
If you didn't see Klaus, it's pretty good.
Rest assured you will have specials for Ramadan with Three Kings, Black Hawk Down, Green Zone, Lone survivor, Ghosts of Mars...
They didn’t even mention the big trinity of miracle on 34th st, it’s a wonderful life, and whatever your favorite version of Christmas Carol happens to be.
There are only two definitive Christmas films:
1) Scrooge (1951)
2) It's a Wonderful Life
hey hey woah what about Miracle on 34th Street ('47)?
Those are the only two I would choose to watch.
“To my big brother George, the richest man in town” 😭😭😭❤️
My god, them comparing 'Leprechaun' to the troubles almost made me do a spittake. That was hilarious.
The 2000s gave us Dog Soldiers, The Descent, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz Carl!
It was a great decade for British Movies!
Yarp
Dog soldiers, a man of culture indeed.
green street, layer cake, unleashed, mean machine.....
@@YorkshiremanReacts26 Severance, Wilderness, Reign of Fire, Snatch :)
@@franohmsford7548 oops, now I’m out my depth cos I haven’t seen any of those apart from snatch! 😬
Its a age thing. Ever since I was a kid I watch Alistair Sim's Scrooge and Burl Ive's Rudolph the red nosed reindeer every year. Not everyone's cup of tea but it takes me back to cigar and pipe filled rooms with long gone relatives and the obligatory banked up coal fire. Happy days.
Rudolph, Frosty the Snowman and Santa Claus is coming to town, basically any Rankin-Bass Christmas movie is a must see, every year
Same here, the Alastair Sim's or Albert Finney versions. Or any M.R. James adaptations. I always watch 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You' starring Michael Hordern. Or any of those old BBC period drama ghost stories.
My wife made me watch Ernest Saves Christmas this year. It was actually really funny and definitely worth the watch.
Ernest P. Worrel was a national treasure. Everytime he was on screen I felt truly represented. The time he saved Christmas was nearly as good as the time he went to camp, both better than the time he went to jail, which was better than the time he was accidentally crowned king of england.
@Liethen national treasure? Nay, international treasure. He saved Christmas, went to camp, went to jail, rode again, served in the Army, was scared stupid, and did many other things. The man is a legend, just don't listen to that Vern character.
If it helps we watched Die Hard ( the full trilogy even if the third is not a Christmas movie).
@@alberto5770 Imagine how different it would have been if instead of John McClane it had been Ernest Saves Nakatomi Tower. Or what if the three musketeers were Ernest, Crocodile Dundee, and Mr. Bean?
@alberto5770 Ernest Saves Christmas is a fantastic Christmas movie. Extremely wholesome, and funny as well.
Connor just casually pouring himself a Baileys and Vodka like a feral Xmas savage
Ernest Saves Christmas is extremely wholesome, and funny. It isnt high cinema, but in such a jaded age as we live, it is refreshingly straightforward and heartwarming.
I had cancer during Christmas last year, I can confirm that when a family member is going through chemotherapy during the Christmas.. it causes nothing but grief and anxiety to the entire family. Why on earth would somebody make a film about that?
I totally agree, i will never understand how illness and death is festive in any way. Christmas movies should NEVER be about misery and pain. it's the only time of the year where reality is forgotten and fantasy takes over.
I grew up with a big family, (8 children), but we never really watched much in the way of Christmas movies. We usually had Christmas music on all day and spent most of the day cooking, then the afternoon entertaining guests and eating a pretty solid feast.
"Scrooge",with sir Alaistair Sim for me.Either that,or "Santa Claus conquers the Martians".
Rudolph, Frosty, Lil Drummer Boy, It's a Wonderful Life...requirements for every Christmas from childhood
Oliver Twist, the classic novel by Charles Dickens, has been adapted into various movies and TV adaptations over the years. It's a common practice for certain classic films, including adaptations of Dickens' works, to be broadcast on television during the Christmas season. This includes "Oliver Twist," although it's not inherently a Christmas story.
The tradition of airing such classic films during Christmas likely stems from their family-friendly nature and the general association of Charles Dickens with Christmas, especially due to his popular work "A Christmas Carol." However, whether "Oliver Twist" is specifically shown every Christmas can vary by region and broadcaster. It's not a universal practice but can be a common choice for holiday programming in some areas.
Miracle on 34th Street is up there for movies as a 90's child.
I watched LA Confidential again last night. It starts at Christmas, with a lighted Santa sleigh featured in one scene. But it is most certainly not a Christmas movie.
My favourite Christmas film was raiders of the lost ark...seeing Santa klaus Schwabby's face melt with the spirit of the Christmas tree furnace after setting fire to it afterwards.....
Edit....that James bond villain getting his just Christmas pudding desserts.....hahaha
Gremlins is 100% a Christmas film
Ernest Saves Christmas is fine. It's got some funny bits, Jim Varney is hilarious. It's a great show for kids particularly.
I'm an American from the south and can say Jim Varney was something of a local hero ernest saves Christmas is a wonderful and fun film
Some of my favourite Christmas films are "Kan Du Vissla, Johanna?", "Sagan om Karl-Bertil Jonssons julafton", Disney's 2009 "A Christmas Carol", and Aardman's 2011 "Arthur Christmas". I like The Santa Clause too, but it's not a sentimental film. I also like Home Alone.
what is that concoction? Baileys, cointreau and vodka
Favourite Christmas films: Die Hard 1&2, Lethal Weapon, the 1971 animated version of a Christmas Carol, the Muppets Christmas Carol
Other films to watch around Christmas time: Where Eagles Dare, LotR extended trilogy, any of the Harry Potter films, Guns of Navarone
As a kid in the Netherlands in the 70's and 80's Christmas sucked ARSE. We didn't get presents because the gift giving happened earlier during the feast of Sinterklaas at the 5th of December, so Christmas was basically going to church, eating with family and being bored out of your wits as there was nothing on telly, except Christmas circus, religious programs and annoyingly cloying American Christmas specials and movies. And being taken to boxing day shopping in furniture stores. I still loath Christmas to this very day. Which is why to this day Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie ever. As are movies that take the piss out of Santa or Christmas in general.
Not that I didn't know this, but I was at a friend's house and browsed their Amazon Prime TV account for Christmas movies: hundreds of the movies are "Hallmark type" movies with titles in different variations of "Christmas prince/princess/queen/or insert adjective here referring to cheesey romance". The thumbnail photos of these movies are even funnier, mostly an overly saturated image of an early 40s woman grinning at the camera with her conventionally handsome male love interest at her side. It is hilarious. Do these have any unique plot at all, or are they all homogenous shiite using the narrative of Christmas/love/unity that comes with the time of year?
They are exactly the same, each of them. Sometimes the people are "diverse", but it's literally the same film over and over. Don't bother,
The Star Wars Holiday Special has entered the chat.
Stir whip, stir whip, whip whip stir
Its not the worse thing. It's the time when you " Christmas " for everyone else. You are literally a part of everyone else's Christmas. Could be worse.
Christmas is the most English holiday if you value your heritage.
Jack Frost and The Santa Claus are what I had on VHS.
I watched those a LOT.
Home Alone is probably the best, since it is charming and stands the test of time.
Christmas Office Party and Daddy's Home 2 are classics 😂😂😂
Misery is definitely a Christmas movie, It features a little cottage surrounded by snowy mountains. But the psychotic woman living in the cottage sort off throws it off slightly.
In order of release:
_Invasion USA_ (1985), _Cobra_ (1986), _Lethal Weapon_ (1987), and _Die Hard_ (1988)
First Blood is a Christmas film too.
Scrooge,with Alistair Sim....and,of course, The Great Escape. 😊
The great escape! I'd forgotten about that one. Cheers mate!
Redoing Christmas everyday would be awesome. Every day would be a day to sleep late, give gifts, relax, laze about, spend time with my family, play unlimited video games with my son, and overeat. What a wonderful life.
I keep the 1st die hard , 1st & 2nd home alone and its a wonderful life on dvd as my Christmas movie playlist
I still went and watched the full Die Hard trilogy with my wife, the racism of Zeus was the tipping point that must have ended the IP. Great 3 movies just like Ghosts Busters or LoTR.
@@alberto5770 yeah the 3rd one was a bit grating with Zeus continually being a righteous prick but there was a bit where John flipped the script on Zeus and started accusing him of being racist it was a nice scene , quite vindicating but overall like you said , I think the first 3 movies where good movies even if personally I think the quality of each movie was steadily decreasing over time
Yes im at that age where I have pretty much everytjing I want so for christmas I always ask for something I can use. So I ask for things like shaving products etc etc I use the old style safety razors and the blades and biodegradable etc etc also the good thing is it spans a lot of income - the blades are not expensive but I always appreciate them 🙂 to the actual shavers which can be.
Is Groundhog Day a Christmas film? -- Carl
13:36
Ever since it came out, I love Klaus and put it top of my list.
It's a Wonderful Life and Muppet Christmas Carol are next. Honorary mention to the Gangster film Angels with Filthy Souls from Home Alone.
Yeah, the 1980s had some great films for Christmas, but it also had ''Silent Night, Deadly Night''.
I've been "I don't want anything for Christmas" for a while so when I get anything it's quite special. I got a sloth neck warmer from my mom and it's very special, I really like it and appreciate it. She got it for me because I've been having a stomach issue that's solved with heat, and you can microwave this thing to heat up, so it's an incredibly thoughtful gift, it's a lot more special than if I asked for something.
Similarly, I've been taking care of my mom, cooking for her, all sorts of things, my cousin got me a cookbook a year ago and I've been cooking from it for my mom (And my cousin now and again) since then. It feels nice doing things for others and giving back.
Sloths are cool.
I just got done reading Skipping Christmas (the novel Christmas with the Kranks was based on). Man, it was a mean-spirited book. Not the worst Christmas book I read (that'd be The Snowman Maker).
See the title.
Sees Tim Allen’s Santa Clause
I don’t like where this is going…
Ernest Saves Christmas is very silly and very fun 🙂
8:21 for the Brits: Ernest movies were(in the 90s) like Madea for white people. But you probably don't know who Madea is. So anyway, Madea is like Ernest for black people.
Stelios in his Clark Kent mind reading glasses and Rory naked. Are we sure this is youtube safe?
Where WHERE!!!!! was Rory naked. What a Christmas treat.
@@halloweenville1white t-shirts are not clothing
@@cftyftyufyfuyftyNot if his bare chest is poking through it. I guess you have a point.
This was great. Cheers lads. I ended up watching Die Hard & The Princess Bride, for Christmas movies this year.
I recall Princess Bride as a fairytale movie, which it was, but it's set during Christmas too. Peter Falk reading to Ted Savage, there are Christmas decorations in the room, out the window the street is decorated for Christmas. I'd forgotten entirely.
I think it's my new favourite Christmas movie, up there with Batman Returns.
Worth mentioning I grew up in the 80s myself, higher education through most the 90s. Great times for movies.! And 'they' really don't make Them like that anymore.
I loved Ernest Saves Christmas when I was 12
I saw Muppet Christmas Carol in the cinema the year it was released
I'll Be Home for Christmas was a pretty solid movie. Also, it was a 90s film, and it starred one of the sons from the classic Tim Allen sitcom, Home Improvement, which makes it even more 90s.
11:44 That’s Kristin Chenoweth, her parents who adopted her are Celtic but she is 1/4 Cherokee herself.
There are only 3 must-watch movies for Christmas.
A Christmas Story
Die Hard 1 and 2. I know some will say Die Hard 2 is not a Christmas movie. They can lick my sweaty butt crack.
And while you're at it, you might as well watch the rest of the Die Hards as well. My family does this every Christmas.
And if we have time, we watch John Carpenter's "The Thing". Because why not?
We also have Die Hard as Christmas movie and indeed watched the full trilogy that compose Die Hard.
Three is a magic number like in Star Wars, Ghost Busters...
We've always watched Morozko 1964, god I feel old.
'Father Frost Morozko' is great!
“Is Groundhog Day a Christmas movie?”🤔Was funny, but Stelio’s response made me laugh even more…..he makes me laugh even when he’s not trying to be funny.
A Christmas Story, Home Alone 1&2, Elf, Christmas Vacation, It’s a Wonderful Life, Charlie Brown Christmas, original Grinch cartoon, Nightmare Before Christmas, Krampus.
It's a crime Imdb didn't list the 1959 Mexican film Santa Claus. That film is hilarious both uncut and the mst3k version.
The idea of looking forward to gift reactions isnt just for your own kids. If your the generous type it can also apply to other family members. Ive noticed that for myself. This year i was excited to see ym brother in laws reaction to the coffee nitro cold brew tank i got him sincw he loves coffee.
Ive noticed as my income grows i have shifted from a priority of the gifts i received to a priority of giving good gifts to see the happiness of others
Merry Christmas all
Mixed Nuts is a great ensemble piece. Love it. Lost Christmas with Eddie Izzard was depressing, but it was really well acted and had a good plot.
I know they're not Christmas movies but the years the LOTR films came out I would take my sons to see them on Christmas Eve. It was wonderful. My youngest would dress up and take his shield and sword and axe and be transfixed all the way through. Lovely memories.
"Exclusively British Made". To Sir with Love was amazing
15:09 - Up to this moment, I don't like/can't remember any of the movies except for Ernest Saves Christmas.
Not sure if I'd watch it twice but Leprechaun has its moments.
We all used to watch starwars new hope many years ago all family sitting in frontroom watching ......while recording it on vhs tape :)
My favorite christmas movie is (if it counts, its definitely an edge case by the criteria we've laid out) "it's a wonderful life".
I could certainly understand someone saying that its too sentimental, but i find it very sincere in that sentimentality. Theres something about that movie, the acting or writing or whatever else that makes it able to pull it off. I find it really profound how george never gets what he wants but, by just sort of being a kind and righteous everyman, he ends up with everything a man needs. Its common to almost everyone, i think, not to appreciate the blessings we're constantly showered with. Perhaps its really more of a thanksgiving film in that way.
My favourite films to watch at Christmas are the Lord Of The Rings, Lawrence of Arabia and Sharpe 😅
I might've heard of like 3 of those movies?
You want some lesser-known Christmas Gems; check out-
Emmett Otter's Jug-Band Christmas ('77, Jim Henson)
We're No Angels (the original w/ Humphrey Bogart & Basil Rathbone; not the di-Nero one from like the 80's)
7:00 - Never heard of the Rainbow Division? Their symbol was a rainbow in WW2 (now half a rainbow to remember their fallen)
"The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle," BBC back in the Eighties starring Jeremy Brett.
Ernest Saves Christmas is at 97? Screw this list.
Scrooge 1970 with Albert Finney's my fave Christmas movie, the songs are awesome and catchy and Scrooge's redemption scenes are some of the best. Netflix recently did a CGI animated version of it using the same songs, but it was horrendous and extremely woke, unfortunately.
This was wonderful
I don't believe anyone could argue that Mixed Nuts is a good film, but it's one of my family's absolute favorite Christmas films. It's absolutely absurd. It's great.
Love Mixed Nuts, but so many hate it
It probably won’t be as funny, but I hope there’s a video on the best Christmas movies or what they think are the best Christmas movies.
I’m surprised they completely ignored the classics miracle on 34th st, it’s a wonderful life, and any one of the many Christmas carol adaptations.
I will not just sit down and watch any Christmas movie but Die Hard, but if someone else is watching one, I’ll sit down and join them.
I would like to see The Holdovers. It’s set at the Christmas holidays, so it qualifies.
🎶 Thank you very much, thank you very much, that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me 🎶
Holiday Inn is the only Christmas movie I actively want to watch in December. Everything else is opportunistic. I watched about half of First Blood, because it was on.
Cant believe you said silence of the lambs. Thats what we watched on christmas day this year 😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤
Woah! Woah! Woah! This list has Ernest Saves Christmas at 97th?! I call foal! This list is a travesty.
Not even sure the 80s had the highest quality, but there was a level of charm in so many 80s movies that seems to have gotten killed off by later decades.
I think it was just that 80s optimism. morning in America after the terrible night that was the 70s. Maybe we can have morning in America and Britton here again soon and shake off these lame 2010, 2020 blues. I'm tired of pessimism. Things are not perfect but there is hope for the future the evil woke empire is fading. The cancel wall is falling. Joe Biden can't love forever. Maybe 2025 will be the fall of wokeunism and we can have a late 80s early 90s style revival of optimism for the future.
Its a Wonderful Life is the best Christmas movie of all time. I am a fan of others like Home Alone 1 and 2 , A Christmas Story etc. But its A Wonderful Life is the most wholesome good message moving Christmas movie of all time.
Here, I've got a Christmas movie pitch for you, and it takes place in Wiltshire, too:
Missing Alfred - Dane-Prince Guthrum and his friends the sons of Ragnar Lothbrak plan an epic surprise Christmas party for King Alfred of Wessex. There's only one problem: the king couldn't make it! Laugh along with the wacky hijinks of the most hilarious Christmas Danes ever as they slaughter every Anlgo-Saxon they can find and even burn Chippenham completely to the ground! Ho ho ho!
Jingle all the way is one of my favorites. Even more so as a dad now.
That one has really grown on me over the years. Particularly the ending, when he becomes Turbo Man.
Best line is from Sinbad, after literally almost killing the kid to get the toy "hey, sorry about that little bit of tension we had up there".
Trading Places for me. Also one of the first movies I ever watched on video as a kid
Not a single mention of Santas Slay? It's got strippers, gore, creative kills - but still a lot of heart. Best Christmas movie ever.
I liked the part where he set Fran Dreshers hair on fire