Trying Not to Drink in Scotland (feat. Ari Shaffir & Andy Fiori)

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 років тому +42

    Dan mentally prepares for his trip to Scotland, where he knows his sobriety will be tested: 1:18
    Ari Shaffir gives Dan travel advice: 17:13
    The guys talk about their experiences on mushrooms: 25:17
    On their smoke break, Big Jay and Dan reminisce about the beloved novelty T-shirts of their youth: 42:59

    • @badebaser1895
      @badebaser1895 5 років тому +6

      Thanks big pimp but i'm gonna watch it all. Appreciate the effort nonetheless. Crackle crackle.

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 років тому +1

      IF ARI SHAFFIRS DRUG DEALERS CAN READ OR NOT PLEASE TELL THEM THAT YOU JUST NEED TO VISIT A HIGH GRADE DETOX CENTER AND HAVE A BENZO ADDICTION THEY WILL BE WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING YOU COLD TURKEY OFF OF. THEN SAVE THEM. OR JUST BRIBE THE STAFF BUT THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS ADVICE BECAUSE ITS A JOKE HAHA

    • @seeyouinhellyeowie3865
      @seeyouinhellyeowie3865 4 роки тому

      Did he get pished then lol

  • @prakajr2
    @prakajr2 5 років тому +119

    Wow I can't believe they got The BTK Killer on.

    • @rokeeffe91
      @rokeeffe91 5 років тому +2

      ohhh a mindhunter reference~ I can't seem to get passed episode 7 cause it slows down so much...

    • @prakajr2
      @prakajr2 5 років тому +5

      @@rokeeffe91 I recommend finishing it. The second season was great.

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 5 років тому +7

      That's a real life reference.

    • @cs12382
      @cs12382 5 років тому +8

      His name is Dennis. He's a human being.

    • @cs12382
      @cs12382 5 років тому +1

      It was a quote from a Bill Hader impression of Lorne Michaels

  • @lemondrops2395
    @lemondrops2395 5 років тому +116

    Ari is ready to buy a white van and a lot of candy.

    • @MashedPotajoe
      @MashedPotajoe 5 років тому +6

      LemonDrops discount candy

    • @Iamjimpage
      @Iamjimpage 4 роки тому +1

      suuuuuuure, eheh eheh.

    • @michaeldwalker8055
      @michaeldwalker8055 4 роки тому +1

      "buy" as if he probably isn't the "jay leno of creeper vans" lol

    • @officialmasqq_594
      @officialmasqq_594 4 роки тому +1

      Might as well throw some GHB in there too he already has a fondness for drugging people

    • @RhythmicReport
      @RhythmicReport 2 роки тому

      A mask and a black phone too

  • @chadgautier2864
    @chadgautier2864 4 роки тому +13

    I have the same problem. Just hit 12 years. Dan proud of ya man. It's a tough deal. Keep up the great work!

  • @ryancrawley220
    @ryancrawley220 Рік тому +9

    Ari looks a retired airplane pilot from 1965

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 5 років тому +22

    "I'm a Calvin and Hobbes purist" ....same, Dan Soder. Same.

  • @hIbeRniAnfc-od2iw
    @hIbeRniAnfc-od2iw 2 роки тому +12

    If you don’t drink in Scotland then that’s when you have a drink problem 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @hunter_hult
    @hunter_hult 4 роки тому +38

    This was the perfect episode to come on... just ran into Dan in the bathroom at comedy works Denver earlier tonight while high on mushrooms trying to settle my stomach... looked up and there was Soder at the sink, he said hi, I gave him a crackle crackle... and then for the rest of the night I was trying to figure if that interaction actually happened or not... Dan if you read this please confirm?

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 5 років тому +15

    22:21 Ari: “I’m not a f**got...”
    Jay: “Tell your hair and face.”
    Ari: “YOUNG BOYS DONT COUNT AS ANYTHING!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whiskeyandcigarettes6011
    @whiskeyandcigarettes6011 5 років тому +2

    Thank you for making the episodes longer. I was trying to picture what Ari looked like when I listened to this show. Hilarious.

  • @csutphen27
    @csutphen27 5 років тому +18

    Lmao, The face dan makes at 27:02, anyone who’s taken psychedelics in public knows.

    • @Bludjunky666
      @Bludjunky666 5 років тому +3

      Real fucking talk 😂

    • @ethanporter4708
      @ethanporter4708 5 років тому +1

      I read this, went back up to the video to see where I was at only to find that it was happening at that exact moment. Quite possibly the funniest coincidence I've ever been a part of.

    • @tsedubgyatso
      @tsedubgyatso 5 років тому +1

      Hilarious

    • @johnchance2340
      @johnchance2340 5 років тому +4

      A low dose of shrooms before a six hour river tubing trip is niiiiiice!

    • @285runt
      @285runt 5 років тому

      Lol, true.

  • @HansDester
    @HansDester 3 роки тому +11

    The first 10 minutes of this hit me hard. Me and my buddy in Iraq were this way. I was way worse because I didn't know how to slow down. We would drink everyday for months and then he would deal with the DTs and hangover for a day and I would keep going, afraid of the shakes and the anxiety and the depression. The pain made me want to kill myself sometimes. The seizures and hallucinations were off the chart. I'm 1 year sober as of 01MAR2021 and feel great. No cravings. I wish I could drink responsibly. It is so much fun being drunk. It's the after that's killer. Literally have had alcohol poisoning more times than I care to admit, a few of those times where I should be dead.

    • @apokolypzejonez22
      @apokolypzejonez22 Рік тому +1

      Congratulations on the year of sobriety. I’m almost there myself and it’s nice to see stories like yours.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea Рік тому +1

      Same. I went through many aeizures and withdrawal periods. I'm over a month sober now, even though I do abuse caffeine.

    • @JoryBarrett
      @JoryBarrett Місяць тому

      Military humbebragging is likable

    • @fleadoggreen9062
      @fleadoggreen9062 15 днів тому

      Same I sobered up about 3 weeks ago
      Just enjoying being sober eating a frozen pizza watch some Soder
      No complaints 😊

    • @JoryBarrett
      @JoryBarrett 13 днів тому

      Dan soder had 4 drinks instead of his usual 3 a few friday nights and labled himself an alcoholic to seem edgy and "dark" just like big fat lying bobby and pathetic spineless slug Jim Norton. Stop validating him with this horseshit and he also didn't grow up a neglected little trailer park kid either he grew up in sunny colorado with rich parents and connections to show business just like Mark Normand but that turns fans off so they make up "rags to riches" stories where the fantasy is they are self made and not given the golden ticket.

  • @CTuna-uo3pq
    @CTuna-uo3pq 3 роки тому +8

    Was sober 20 years and went to Ireland for honeymoon. Made it out of 10 days fat, happy and sober.

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 2 роки тому +2

      London and Edinburgh just reinforced why I don't drink anymore. I thought Americans were big drinkers. I was mistaken. Everybody over there drank like it was the end of the world. I miss happy hour after work or cocktails on the beach. Being surrounded by hordes of drunken buffoons is not a trigger.

    • @anthonywandowicz8084
      @anthonywandowicz8084 Рік тому

      So no longer sober?

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 3 роки тому +2

    6:06 Underrated line by Mr. Soder.

  • @JuanHunnaIIX
    @JuanHunnaIIX 5 років тому +3

    I have the same feeling Dan has when I walk into a pharmacy 😂😂😂😂

    • @jakewilson4761
      @jakewilson4761 5 років тому

      Dude where did you find that picture of the spurs texas!?

  • @eroussos83
    @eroussos83 5 років тому +7

    I can’t wait until Dan is back. They were great shows the last few weeks. But he is the Dan to my Big Jay.

  • @brettbarton1911
    @brettbarton1911 6 місяців тому

    "Tell your hair and face "was perfect.

  • @PrEmUiMwAsH
    @PrEmUiMwAsH 5 років тому +46

    Why is Ari Shaffir suddenly a 50 year old man?

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni 5 років тому +17

    embalming fluid is slang for liquid pcp
    actual embalming fluid does not get you high... this disinfo has been going around for decades
    wet and sherm are slang for smoking a substance that has had liquid pcp poured on it and evaporated
    angel dust is when you evaporate liquid pcp and scrape up the remaining white powder, like special k from ketamine

    • @benzoadonethc1685
      @benzoadonethc1685 4 роки тому +1

      Most wet leak dip whatever is formaldehyde mixed with pcp. Some smoke just formaldehyde if pcp is not around.
      Either way if it's wet your smoking embalming fluid.

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 4 роки тому +2

      @@benzoadonethc1685 not at all true. that's an old urban legend, sourced from the fact that some people call wet 'embalming fluid'
      also, shows like six feet under show kids breaking into funeral homes to steal embalming fluid to smoke. kids have even done that irl because of the misunderstanding. look it up. or better yet, ask a pharmacologist. there is NOTHING in embalming fluid that would get you high if you smoke it. i've lived in philly most of my life. smoked wet plenty of times as a teenager. trust the whole formaldehyde / embalming fluid bs is NOT true lol
      www.ok.gov/obndd/Drug_Facts/PCP_Fact_Sheet.html

    • @RedSkin92
      @RedSkin92 4 роки тому +1

      @@dankoni can confirm I knew a dude that smoked that spice shit cause it was legal, I read the back of the package shit said formaldehyde. Also grew up in a broke ass city it was well known pcp and formaldehyde is the same shit.

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 4 роки тому +2

      @@RedSkin92 lmao... formaldehyde is an ingredient because it's a commonly used solvent. it's also in many vaccines. pcp is the drug phencyclidine, which is structurally very similar to ketamine. much like ketamine, vets use it to tranquilize horses. they're pretty much the only people that can get prescription pcp. people sometimes use formaldehyde as the solvent in which to dissolve pcp, which is then applied to a substance and evaporated off, leaving just the pcp (and perhaps trace amounts of formaldehyde). they are NOT the same thing, dummy 🤦‍♀️

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 роки тому

      That shytown wicky.

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 5 років тому +43

    Jay seems like a heartbroken lover who pretends they don't care that the one that they love are moving on 😂.

  • @gavwan
    @gavwan 5 років тому +2

    Pubs are like bars for full-timers 😄

  • @BanditsOfJersey
    @BanditsOfJersey 5 місяців тому

    “drink until you die” 😭😭😭😭

  • @kennethjones3947
    @kennethjones3947 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that Dan's in recovery makes him so much cooler

  • @RequiemRhymes
    @RequiemRhymes 5 років тому +8

    so funny hearing them talk about UK drug culture, everything they said was 100% true hahah

  • @adriennecranor3455
    @adriennecranor3455 Рік тому +1

    Embalming fluid dipped cigarettes in the 90’s I believe they were called “wicki sticks” I thought? 🤔 Region Indiana born and raised.🤷🏼‍♀️ probably a Gary name.

  • @rareavisfugit
    @rareavisfugit 5 років тому +6

    What a battle that he's facing. Scotland is home of the Brave. It's called a 'wet' town. Boston is a very wet town. I believe in you.

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen 4 роки тому +6

    Dans the only dude to make sobriety not sound sad lol

  • @jeremiahjohnson6971
    @jeremiahjohnson6971 5 років тому +9

    the only thing missing on ARI is chester the MOLESTER GLASSES from the 80's..

  • @ethanbrunink1977
    @ethanbrunink1977 4 роки тому +3

    Around 37 minutes andy says "don't do foreign molly" lol little does he know the best mdma is made in europe.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 роки тому

      For real. Fuxking lame. Netherlands chemists are the best. Raw 84% made with real safrole oil instead of PMK oil

  • @stubstunner
    @stubstunner 4 роки тому

    I grew up having summers with my uncle who owned a bar. It was fantastic being behind the bar and helping out. I can relate for sure.

  • @jackthehumanofficial
    @jackthehumanofficial 4 місяці тому +1

    sour patch kids are the best thing to eat mushrooms with , smush them together and chew it totally masks them.

  • @johnmcphee6098
    @johnmcphee6098 5 років тому +2

    It's part of growing up in parts of Scotland but on the plus side the AA fellowship is really strong in Glasgow lots of great meetings . O.D.A.A.T.

  • @TheLukeCrozby
    @TheLukeCrozby 4 роки тому

    dan Soder doing buffalo bill just sounds extra dan Soder

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 2 роки тому

    The sodes got tense there remembering...i Salute him for standing firm!!!
    Crackle crackle

  • @andrewspohrer7183
    @andrewspohrer7183 5 років тому +1

    The bars that are most popular for army/marine combat arms are the ones you can smoke in... "if I'm drinking, I HAVE to smoke!"

  • @kennedycrevoiserat7095
    @kennedycrevoiserat7095 5 років тому

    Dan has the best impressions! I caught all of them im laughing so fucking hard from this

  • @TheDeadStretch
    @TheDeadStretch 5 років тому +3

    Damn. i want some Big Johnson t-shirts now.

  • @rcstarz5206
    @rcstarz5206 5 років тому

    Just an FYI I was on the ground floor of the Big Daddy Johnson logo, it was a cartoon of a kid in the neighborhood named ryan. Dave Haugh and myself along with a small team designed and created the shirts back in 91 and started selling in 93. Dave sold it off in 96.

  • @MashedPotajoe
    @MashedPotajoe 5 років тому +5

    I love just hearing voices and then coming here and I get to place faces to them. I am always 100% wrong in my expectations

  • @BakerySSK
    @BakerySSK 5 років тому +3

    Guys, grind up your mushrooms and then put them in applesauce.

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 5 років тому +2

      Jakob Nichols we always grind them up, put them on bread with jelly and butter.
      Magic toast....it’s what’s for breakfast!!!!

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 років тому +20

    Ari is the hype man for shrooms the way Joe Rogan is for DMT.

  • @thesaltyd619
    @thesaltyd619 5 років тому +4

    Ari's one of the few comics I can think of that's deep in both NY/LA comedy circles

  • @LewisG123
    @LewisG123 5 років тому +8

    Edinburgh isn't nearly as bad as these guys are making out haha. I want to hear what Dan thinks about the place once he's been. Seems like everyone thinks we're still in the 1800s and there's only pubs or something. It's a great city but there's still mostly pubs everywhere.

    • @kylebible
      @kylebible 5 років тому

      Edinburgh is full of toffs.

  • @jaymoney7500
    @jaymoney7500 4 роки тому +2

    Fritos corn chips cover up the taste pretty well

  • @JohnWilliams-nx2no
    @JohnWilliams-nx2no 5 років тому

    38:47 omg what did he say! lol

  • @afishcalledjuan
    @afishcalledjuan 5 років тому

    @12:00 thanks for the valuable video game travel tips guys

  • @keithwilliams7529
    @keithwilliams7529 5 років тому +17

    low key big j has an extensive vocabulary

    • @tedsretardretardium6174
      @tedsretardretardium6174 4 роки тому +3

      haha, like "lip sing"
      and how AC/DC is "ascending current, descending current"

    • @tee5615
      @tee5615 3 роки тому

      Big Jay is a really intelligent dude all around

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 3 роки тому

      Really? Any "big words" in particular that stood out to you?

  • @camphillips1951
    @camphillips1951 5 років тому

    Thanks...been jone'zn for some bon bon....

  • @micmac1121
    @micmac1121 4 роки тому

    I’m Irish; hear the story after. Lol

  • @ericfoster5267
    @ericfoster5267 3 роки тому

    Aw man, I miss the Bonfire so much!

  • @Jucy4you14
    @Jucy4you14 3 роки тому

    eat shrooms with starbursts. life hack lol

  • @maclebee1853
    @maclebee1853 5 років тому +1

    Ari looks like Patrick Stewart's 6th grade school photo

  • @ryanlara603
    @ryanlara603 5 років тому +5

    If Bonfire The Musical or any other Bonfire play or skit/show is made and the guys don't wanna play themselves, I will be very disappointed if Jordan Peele doesn't play Black Lou.

  • @hernandezdann357
    @hernandezdann357 4 роки тому

    ive never tried crack or freebase never wanted to,
    but after hearing dan describe it hahahaa

  • @tylerbest1586
    @tylerbest1586 5 років тому +7

    Ari looks like Jim layhey before he got into the hard liquor

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 5 років тому +3

    "Sherm" is a cigarette dipped in PCP.
    Also known as angeldust.
    Also known as getting "wet".
    Also what James Brown was high on when he almost shot someone for using his personal toilet in the 90s...

    • @sunshynff
      @sunshynff 4 роки тому +1

      I was a firefighter/medic for 23yrs, I once saw a guy on PCP with bi-lateral femur fractures, get up and try to run from the cops! He didn't make it far, but still, he actually got up and took like 10 steps, that's both femurs fractured, biggest bone in your body, I've seen guys way tougher than me pass out from the pain of just one broken femur.

    • @sunshynff
      @sunshynff 4 роки тому +2

      You got me going now, just retired and bored... Other little tid bits, PCP was approved by the FDA in early 60s, for use as an analgesic for pain relief after surgery, until they realized the psychotic side effects and it's street use. FDA pulled it in the 80s, was replaced with Ketamine, which has very similar chemical structure, without harsh side effects, and was being used as far back as Vietnam on the front lines, in lieu of morphine because it doesn't lower blood pressure, or have to be refrigerated. Besides pain relief, it has a disassociation feature, (fancy medical jargon for trip balls) which helps in calming soldiers with severe trauma like a losing a limb or something. They say it's one of the safest drugs that strong, it was given to those soccer kids last year that were trapped in Thailand cave. Recently been widely accepted as treatment for PTSD, and used by in office by psychiatrists and docs. Trip is said to be similar to DMT, which combat vets were traveling to Peru for, to do Ayahuasca retreats in the jungle, but now can get similar treatment in the states using Ketamine.

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 4 роки тому +1

      @@sunshynff shitfire! A sans-femurs lemur. Bet he didn't make it too far... Haha.
      Thanks for your service, my friend. I always wanted to be a firefighter.

  • @Rogerkonijntje
    @Rogerkonijntje 5 років тому +7

    Ari = Paul Hargis²

    • @UroChesia
      @UroChesia 5 років тому +2

      Rogerkonijntje fawk yeah!

  • @jacquep2363
    @jacquep2363 5 років тому

    This is a much better look for Ari.

  • @gaelk2301
    @gaelk2301 5 років тому

    Great episode! Try dipping the mushrooms in ranch!! It works :-)

  • @Clem_Kadidlehopper
    @Clem_Kadidlehopper 5 років тому +2

    Ari looks like Mr. Burns off The Simpsons

  • @dmeyer104
    @dmeyer104 5 років тому +15

    is it just me, or are these videos always recycled clips that they already released weeks ago..why can't comedy central just let them film every show and air that shit!

    • @chatterb0x
      @chatterb0x 5 років тому +1

      FULL EPISODES

    • @rettbozeman1233
      @rettbozeman1233 5 років тому +3

      I imagine Sirius probably wouldn't let them do it, but I literally can't tell the difference between my ass and a hole in the ground

    • @cedricnora4481
      @cedricnora4481 4 роки тому

      @@rettbozeman1233 I once got trapped in cave-in-grounds for a night where random sinkholes form. Turns out it wasn't a sinkole I clawed my way out of, it was your gaping ass 🥳

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 5 років тому +1

    11:11 what was cut out? what he say.....

    • @notcool3676
      @notcool3676 5 років тому

      Nothing got cut out it was a rewind

  • @cranberrycanvas
    @cranberrycanvas 8 місяців тому

    Jacob is hip to the doors!? 👍

  • @guitarnut6144
    @guitarnut6144 5 років тому +2

    Ari's my hero.

  • @R2605x
    @R2605x 5 років тому +4

    HAHAHA WHY DOES AIR LOOK LIKE AN OLD YOUNG GUY

  • @colinreid7259
    @colinreid7259 5 років тому +3

    You know how much you have to drink to be an alcoholic in scotland

    • @colinreid7259
      @colinreid7259 5 років тому

      @James Bolivar Digriz aye pretty much ha. Have known of people drink over a ltr of Vodka plus couple litre of cheap cider basically everyday and even then they are only on the cusp up here ha

    • @colinreid7259
      @colinreid7259 5 років тому

      @James Bolivar Digriz ha aye it takes wheelbarrow baws but they just don't care, kinda proud tbh ha

  • @BlairNakama
    @BlairNakama 4 роки тому +1

    jay shiting on the Edinburgh fringe festival breaks my heart

  • @dstanif
    @dstanif 3 роки тому

    17:25 lmao

  • @DayvidHarding
    @DayvidHarding 5 років тому +2

    Yeah Dan, if someone gives you a pill rolled up in tissue paper, ask. Don't just immediately say no. Lol. God, I wanna hang out with Ari for just one day.

  • @Scoobay
    @Scoobay 5 років тому +1

    I used to put a line of coke in blunts all the time. It does have an effect but it’s terrible for your lungs. Only did it because I was concerned it would burn my nose away if I snorted too much.

    • @neftalimora4650
      @neftalimora4650 5 років тому

      Scoobay boonk.

    • @285runt
      @285runt 5 років тому

      Used to drop it in a prime time for a little kick.

  • @ignaciomartinez4863
    @ignaciomartinez4863 4 роки тому

    @ 25:48 Ari trying to smash that can over his head wtf guy get you sh!t together guy estupido 😵🤣🤦👍

  • @elisaatsignet184
    @elisaatsignet184 3 роки тому

    "Friends since we were babies"

  • @freethink2303
    @freethink2303 4 роки тому

    Better bring back the Crackle Crackle

  • @mefw
    @mefw 4 роки тому +4

    Best cure in Scotland so not to get a hangover - just keep drinking

  • @codefreelance2182
    @codefreelance2182 5 років тому +1

    You can become a regular at a bar instantly if you tip well.

  • @chrisring913
    @chrisring913 5 років тому

    gotta get Big Jay some mushroom chocolates

  • @michaeldwalker8055
    @michaeldwalker8055 4 роки тому

    use to smoke formaldehyde,... we didn't have a name for it,.. but its not sherm or pcp. we'd dip cigs in it, and smoke em on our way to elementary school (6th grade) I use to put shrooms in chip bags,.. could eat em in the high school quad and no one knew shit. lol,.......... I think I just figured out why I am liking this show.

  • @fleadoggreen9062
    @fleadoggreen9062 15 днів тому

    Drinking in Chicago is wayyy down , most bars are empty
    Youngsters like the ciders and white claw no more beer drinkers 😊

  • @ihavegivenup2887
    @ihavegivenup2887 5 років тому

    Lol that chick didn't want to take Ari's mushroom capsules because she knew his dosing reputation

  • @franciscovargas4395
    @franciscovargas4395 5 років тому

    Ari looks like the white version of Mr. Garvey the substitute teacher sketch on Key and Peele.

  • @jackblack7573
    @jackblack7573 5 років тому +3

    You'd think Ari makes enough to have a full head of hair...

  • @Tomix91
    @Tomix91 3 роки тому

    The best way to eat mushrooms is to put them on a subway sandwich. As an employee I got free sub after every shift made a veggie sandwich brought it home and added the mushrooms it was the best, you cant taste them at all

  • @shearl6493
    @shearl6493 5 років тому

    You can 1,000% smoke coke. Just like Dan is saying, you put coke on the foil, use a little amount of water to get the coke to absorb on the foil and then you use a lighter on the bottom side. You use a straw or a tutor to catch the smoke. It's free basing, it fucks you up.
    I'm not a big fan of uppers so I don't do coke any more, but smoking it saves your nose. Coke fucks your nose up big time.

  • @diarh34
    @diarh34 5 років тому

    Dan and Jay need to sing Michael Mcdonald on the comedy jam if they haven't already.

  • @PrEmUiMwAsH
    @PrEmUiMwAsH 5 років тому +2

    Aha 37:50 - Scottish weed can be as strong as shit from California, Dan will be in for a surprise if he finds a good connection

  • @t3chn0kiwi1
    @t3chn0kiwi1 5 років тому

    Put them shrooms in a bowl o' pudding man

  • @kylebible
    @kylebible 5 років тому +7

    Americans understand little about Scotland. Edinburgh is the poshest city on Scotland, really nice, full of toffs but, I love hearing americans claim they have Scottish/Irish ancestry, funniest shit about.

    • @mytzyxptlyx
      @mytzyxptlyx 5 років тому +1

      The ones that claim that are just surrounded by asshole Italians spouting sauce recipes I'm sure. My great grandfather sailed to America from Antrim. But I'll never claim anything but being American.

    • @skilletburritos8464
      @skilletburritos8464 5 років тому

      both my grandparents are from county cork fuck yeah im claiming it. Btw, 'MERICA.

  • @andyhobaugh3104
    @andyhobaugh3104 5 років тому +1

    Does anybody else feel like there was a weird vibe I'm that room?

  • @hhhy9160
    @hhhy9160 5 років тому +1

    I usually don't comment on UA-cam videos but why does Ari look like when Roger from American Dad puts on a disguise?

  • @ShipwreckRHK
    @ShipwreckRHK 5 років тому +1

    Jay, gaming consoles don't have surge protectors. That big block is for power. And yes you can smoke cocaine

    • @poitaots5054
      @poitaots5054 5 років тому

      The xbox 360 power block has a surge protector in it. At least thats what an Xbox customer service tech told me once.

  • @danhemsley
    @danhemsley 5 років тому

    Ari the cop... fucking love it.

  • @jasonward3429
    @jasonward3429 3 роки тому

    I almost threw up laughing when jay broke the 4th wall lmfao!

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 5 років тому

    I need more Ari Shaffir drug stories!!! If anyone has any UA-cam video recommendations for this then I'd be most appreciative 😊

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 5 років тому

      @Liquid Sunshine thanks man, I'll definitely check it out as i loved his bits on This is not happening.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 5 років тому

      @Liquid Sunshine I'll keep that in mind broski 😊.

  • @hughjainus9301
    @hughjainus9301 5 років тому +3

    I wonder if anyone's told soder he actually smoked meth yet 😂

  • @DillyBar_666
    @DillyBar_666 3 роки тому

    I guarantee I've been to this bar.

  • @TAICHIJOELAMP
    @TAICHIJOELAMP 4 роки тому

    I love the taste of shroomsss.. am I weird?

  • @tambourine3632
    @tambourine3632 5 років тому +1

    Merc Face!

  • @oisinmckenna1054
    @oisinmckenna1054 2 роки тому

    Been to a lot of places - Literally, every culture claims to be the hardest drinker. From Vietnam to Venezuala everyone is like "no no no, buddy you don't know drinking like the south Sudanese bro we go sooooo hard"

  • @reasonsforrevenge8639
    @reasonsforrevenge8639 3 роки тому +3

    Jay cries too much 🤣🤣

  • @cemetrygatecrasher
    @cemetrygatecrasher 5 років тому

    wickie sticks! they're called wickie sticks when you roll a cig/blunt in embalming fluid