Hello. Thanks for enjoying my discomfort. A 50 year old version of this man in two years into a mammoth tour of all the joke he wrote in lockdown called Gary in Punderland. Garydelaney.com for remaining dates. Tour ends in November 23
You look like my university lecturer. Enjoyed your show last year in Manchester so much I recommended you to my in-laws (serves those bastards right ;))
Great to watch you Gary in the early days..considering you felt you knew nothing that was actually quite a polished performance from someone knew to the game..the confidence to get up and do that is worth the accolade alone 😄
Wow! And that makes you cringe? You were so confident and hilarious! 🤣 Some real laugh out loud stuff there! Can’t believe that was only your 7th gig and your first on TV! Amazing! 😃 Saw you on your current tour - crying with laughter all the way through! Bought the book too!
I’ve been to see you’re gigs twice now and you are bloody fantastic. Saw you in Bedford and high Wycombe. Love the fact that you still put this old stuff out because you are really raw and it must have been so nerve wrecking back then. Keep going Gary
Thank you for sharing, a really nice insight into how your style, substance, and confidence has grown. Genuinely a treat to see and some funny moments too.
This was actually great to watch and weirdly funny! Glad you didn't go down that road because your one liners are hilarious, but that bit about CDs was boss 😂
Great that you distinguish between Various Artists compilations and Greatest hits compilation by a single artist in how you file your music. Very impressed.
Hi Gary, i hope you are doing great. Thanks for the laughs. I wrote a ton of your 1 liners down and read them to a ton of friends the past few days. I see you are going to be in MUNHAL, PA, just outside of Pgh,Pa. in Dec. Im hoping to see your show. Take care.
@Gary Delaney, Hey Gary, Thanks for your reply and for letting me know. Yes, sir, it's in the USA. Im glad i didn't buy the 900 tix for that nite, lmao. I told a bunch of people, so i gotta let them know that its not going to be you. Did you see that listing? When i go to youtube and i click your name that is on my list, i think it's the first thing that appears. There is a picture of a microphone, and your name, and in December. . Lol. Do you think you will ever get to the USA sometime in the near future ?? When I first started watching your awesome shows, the 2 best jokes I started to tell everyone are the CHRISTMAS TREE and THE PRE- EJACULATION CLASS THAT WASNT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY, LMAO. Then I lmao when i hear you say that you went to the dr for a pre - ejactulation issue and when you showed the dr your willie, it was the receptionist, 🤣 🤣. I could go on and on. Getting kicked out of the green grocers for going to the bathroom in 🍐 🍐 pears. That's excellent. Keep up your great work. I hope you get over this side of the pond sometime. Thanks, Glen
Lots of love from a Spanish lad who admires you witty & wicked SOH. Live forever Gary, the world needs you more than ever! 💚🙏💪🏼🍷 PD: again, thanks for the subtitles. Terrific detail.
I was expecting something really crap, but it was actually really funny. You always make me laugh when you laugh at yourself. Loved this tour see you on the next one in Brum.
Ha! I wrote an almost identical bedroom role-play joke for my first stand-up set! Used it for about a year before deciding that too few audience members truly got the reference.
That section about the CDs rings a bell because I remember laughing at my own CD collection at the time... arranged alphabetically 🤣 I seem to remember watching the Warehouse. Long time ago now.
We cringe at our early work (albeit mine is music production and not comedy), but really that was impressive - for a 7th gig, that's a big one and you're not really showing any nerves. Can definitely tell you've nailed your style down a bit more now, but that video is still funny. Good stuff!
Nothing to be embarrassed about there Gary, you got to start somewhere and over the years you have become one of the funniest comedians to grace this planet.
I Came to your Barnstaple show which was shit hot… where as that performance I’ve just watched was just shit!! Glad you improved. 🙈😂 Definitely my favourite comedian out there! Keep the content coming. Cheers 🎉😂
Well I enjoyed it! You bear a remarkable resemblance to Jerry O’Connell from Sliders in this video mixed with James Spader from Stargate… niche reference (well more of a space wormhole reference to be honest) could just be that 90s hair though 😂
I remember Kate Copstick. Wasn't she on a Saturday morning thing with Andrew O'Connor and one of the Nolan sisters? Like a comedy show for kids called On The Water Front.
It took the audience a couple of jokes to warm to you but considering the point in your career that's still a bloody good set. The punchline to the CD bit wasn't worth the setup, but everything else was solid and I enjoyed the couple of jokes that I remember seeing more polished versions of in later performances. Loved seeing you at Academy2 in Manchester Friday just gone - brilliant stuff!
I expected this to be utter shite after your build up as to how cringe it was, but considering it was your 7th ever gig and you were performing on teevee you did great, and so confident, loved the CD joke... will come and see you again in Cambridge in November Mr D, congrats on the success of Punderland, well deserved 👍🏻
The girlfriend of three years joke was tremendous! Recognised the last joke as one you used again later, and the CD one reminded me of Emo Philips' joke about religion which is one of my favourite ever jokes. For a 7th gig that was awesome! I reckon you can make a go of this standup thing y'know. Just a hunch.
The CD joke is basically taking the structure of Emo’s joke and changing it. That’s the bit that makes me wince. It’s one thing to use a formula or a technique but this is a homage at best. It’s so clearly influenced by that fabulous joke of Emo’s
This reminds me of … when I was young I said I was going to be a comedian and everybody just laughed. Well now I am a one … and nobody is laughing now are they 😂
@@GaryDelaneyComedian Great minds think alike.Your Gregg's joke on this tour, I'd been doing similar at my work Can I have a Strawberry tart? No,we only sell punnets and don't call me a tart Obviously yours is better,mine only works in context
Actually I thought you came over very well for your seventh gig on the TV no less, the foundations were being put down even then for a brilliant career
That was actually really good 😂. If that makes you wince, try watching S7 of Live at the Apollo - of the 21 acts, 6 funny (I keep a note to try and see them), the rest truly dreadful, a million miles from the quality of this.
Good job of marketing. Your opening disclaimers set expectations so low that the quality of the performance GREATLY exceeded them. Also illustrates a reality of standup. People don't get jokes as well or quickly from a new source as from a familiar persona. You were funnier than they were prepped to appreciate, like an audience of radios not precisely tuned to the incoming signal. That's a chunk of why it's so hard to get established in that slice of the comedy multiverse. Glad you made enough jumps to clear the bar.
NGL @GaryDelaneyComedian I saw you last week in Mountsorrel and there's a massive difference between you now and then, mainly your belly. Jokes aside it was a fun night, but even though you said we were your dirtiest audience (I'm guessing you always use that line), the material could have been a bit edgier. Keep it up
Not bad the girlfriend joke was on par. Yes you were very young and innocent there. There were a couple of jokes there that could still be used now a days.
Notice at first the audience didn't know where this was going.....when they did they soon tuned in. Takes balls (or ovaries) to do stand up in front of a "cold" audience when you're so young.....
I got a joke for you that you can have free. It's my joke but you can have it. Free. Here it is: Growing up my family told me I was going to inherit our 200 year old hat making business. Every birthday my Nan would tell me one day this hat making business will be all yours. When I got to my 21st birthday my Nan proudly proclaimed that I had reached the age of inheritance and today is the day I inherit the 200 year old hat making business. However, since the age of 16 I had a dark secret I had to tell her, I'd hidden it well for 5 years, I had an obsession with TV quiz shows and I'd decided I didn't want to inherit the 200 year old hat making business I wanted to appear on every TV quiz shows and win and fund my a lavish lifestyle lifestyle instead of inheriting the 200 year old family hat making business. I told her I wanted to go on Deal or No Deal, Pointless, Ant and Dec Saturday Night takeaway, The Wheel, The 1% club, Countdown, Mastermind, she looked shocked and disappointed in me and it broke her heart, but she understood muttering these words, 'who wants to be a milliner'?.... anyway...🤪
Hello. Thanks for enjoying my discomfort. A 50 year old version of this man in two years into a mammoth tour of all the joke he wrote in lockdown called Gary in Punderland. Garydelaney.com for remaining dates. Tour ends in November 23
Can’t wait. 😎
Absolute gold this definitely worth uploading, got any more old stuff?
You look like my university lecturer.
Enjoyed your show last year in Manchester so much I recommended you to my in-laws (serves those bastards right ;))
Can’t wait to see you in Birmingham in December!
There’s another couple of hours of old stuff I’ve not uploaded yet. More coming next year.
Great to watch you Gary in the early days..considering you felt you knew nothing that was actually quite a polished performance from someone knew to the game..the confidence to get up and do that is worth the accolade alone 😄
Wow! And that makes you cringe? You were so confident and hilarious! 🤣 Some real laugh out loud stuff there! Can’t believe that was only your 7th gig and your first on TV! Amazing! 😃
Saw you on your current tour - crying with laughter all the way through! Bought the book too!
I’ve been to see you’re gigs twice now and you are bloody fantastic. Saw you in Bedford and high Wycombe.
Love the fact that you still put this old stuff out because you are really raw and it must have been so nerve wrecking back then. Keep going Gary
Fascinating to see artists in their earliest stages of developing their craft. Thank you for sharing it!
Thank you for sharing, a really nice insight into how your style, substance, and confidence has grown. Genuinely a treat to see and some funny moments too.
This was actually great to watch and weirdly funny! Glad you didn't go down that road because your one liners are hilarious, but that bit about CDs was boss 😂
Great that you distinguish between Various Artists compilations and Greatest hits compilation by a single artist in how you file your music. Very impressed.
Hi Gary, i hope you are doing great. Thanks for the laughs. I wrote a ton of your 1 liners down and read them to a ton of friends the past few days.
I see you are going to be in MUNHAL, PA, just outside of Pgh,Pa. in Dec.
Im hoping to see your show.
Take care.
Cheers but if that’s in the United States that’s not me you’ve seen listed. I think there may be an American comic who shares my name.
@Gary Delaney, Hey Gary, Thanks for your reply and for letting me know. Yes, sir, it's in the USA.
Im glad i didn't buy the 900 tix for that nite, lmao.
I told a bunch of people, so i gotta let them know that its not going to be you.
Did you see that listing?
When i go to youtube and i click your name that is on my list, i think it's the first thing that appears. There is a picture of a microphone, and your name, and in December. . Lol.
Do you think you will ever get to the USA sometime in the near future ??
When I first started watching your awesome shows, the 2 best jokes I started to tell everyone are the CHRISTMAS TREE and THE PRE- EJACULATION CLASS THAT WASNT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY, LMAO.
Then I lmao when i hear you say that you went to the dr for a pre - ejactulation issue and when you showed the dr your willie, it was the receptionist, 🤣 🤣.
I could go on and on.
Getting kicked out of the green grocers for going to the bathroom in 🍐 🍐 pears. That's excellent.
Keep up your great work.
I hope you get over this side of the pond sometime.
Thanks,
Glen
You're one of the best I've seen, Gary. I think you're great.
Lots of love from a Spanish lad who admires you witty & wicked SOH.
Live forever Gary, the world needs you more than ever! 💚🙏💪🏼🍷
PD: again, thanks for the subtitles. Terrific detail.
VHS Vibes!!! Your voice is exactly the same. Thank you for sharing. It was cool to watch!!!
I was expecting something really crap, but it was actually really funny. You always make me laugh when you laugh at yourself. Loved this tour see you on the next one in Brum.
Ha! I wrote an almost identical bedroom role-play joke for my first stand-up set! Used it for about a year before deciding that too few audience members truly got the reference.
Great piece of comic history, brilliant. Thanks for sharing. 👍👍👍👏👏👏
Brilliant! Thanks for sharing Gary, this is nowhere near as bad as I expected 😜
Couldn't agree more 👏
Gary that was brilliant, you should do another gig looking that young, seriously that was awesome,
A lot better than you set the expectation for. Thanks for sharing. 😂
Loved the nice touch of the tumbleweed rolling along in the background!
Can’t wait to see him live. Got my tickets booked. Send on the one liners! 😂
Thank you
That section about the CDs rings a bell because I remember laughing at my own CD collection at the time... arranged alphabetically 🤣 I seem to remember watching the Warehouse. Long time ago now.
I've seen comics suck a lot harder than this after 700 gigs.
You are one of the best at what you do, and the signs, clearly, were there early.
Awesome to see this early stuff Gary!!
you set this up for my expectations to be so low I nearly didnt watch it, but it was in fact very good
We cringe at our early work (albeit mine is music production and not comedy), but really that was impressive - for a 7th gig, that's a big one and you're not really showing any nerves. Can definitely tell you've nailed your style down a bit more now, but that video is still funny. Good stuff!
Nothing to be embarrassed about there Gary, you got to start somewhere and over the years you have become one of the funniest comedians to grace this planet.
Wow, that was a tough crowd
I Came to your Barnstaple show which was shit hot… where as that performance I’ve just watched was just shit!! Glad you improved. 🙈😂 Definitely my favourite comedian out there! Keep the content coming. Cheers 🎉😂
I had 10,000 more gigs to get better at
You were brilliant tonight in Leeds!!
Honestly, for a 7th ever gig this actually wasn’t as bad as I expected. 😂
Brilliant! XD It's always great to see how comedians started. You were very funny even then.
Enjoyed your performance.......
Much better than you thought, Gary.
No need for apologies Gary that was great!
Great stuff,you made the break and look at you now !!!!
Gash on the bonnet 😂😂😂😂
Awww, so cute there and the curtains too!
I like seeing a new and developing talent. It's There, you can see it, there's a very funny person rocking back and forth on that stage
Well I enjoyed it! You bear a remarkable resemblance to Jerry O’Connell from Sliders in this video mixed with James Spader from Stargate… niche reference (well more of a space wormhole reference to be honest) could just be that 90s hair though 😂
Please, please do some shows in the USA!!
Very good!
I remember Kate Copstick. Wasn't she on a Saturday morning thing with Andrew O'Connor and one of the Nolan sisters? Like a comedy show for kids called On The Water Front.
It took the audience a couple of jokes to warm to you but considering the point in your career that's still a bloody good set. The punchline to the CD bit wasn't worth the setup, but everything else was solid and I enjoyed the couple of jokes that I remember seeing more polished versions of in later performances.
Loved seeing you at Academy2 in Manchester Friday just gone - brilliant stuff!
The pornography slags joke reappeared later as well. Cracking 1990's haircut!
Brilliant! :)
I was expecting something alot worse. There were some great gems in there.
Good stuff, enjoyed it.
Enjoyed it 👍
Onya mate. Raw talent. Gotta start somewhere.
Yeah, first date of release of compilation album. I can see how they might clash.🥝🇳🇿😎
It was funny. Tx for sharing
We had the same Tshirt
I expected this to be utter shite after your build up as to how cringe it was, but considering it was your 7th ever gig and you were performing on teevee you did great, and so confident, loved the CD joke... will come and see you again in Cambridge in November Mr D, congrats on the success of Punderland, well deserved 👍🏻
That was good!
I mean, I've definitely seen a lot worse on TV.
Though I'm relieved you no longer favour those 90's trousers!! 🤣
Great material, but a pretty poor audience.
You look better now than you did then 👍
The girlfriend of three years joke was tremendous! Recognised the last joke as one you used again later, and the CD one reminded me of Emo Philips' joke about religion which is one of my favourite ever jokes.
For a 7th gig that was awesome! I reckon you can make a go of this standup thing y'know. Just a hunch.
The CD joke is basically taking the structure of Emo’s joke and changing it. That’s the bit that makes me wince. It’s one thing to use a formula or a technique but this is a homage at best. It’s so clearly influenced by that fabulous joke of Emo’s
Definitely come a very long way 😂
Where can we see him? 😂
This reminds me of … when I was young I said I was going to be a comedian and everybody just laughed.
Well now I am a one … and nobody is laughing now are they 😂
Thanks for sharing Gary. I actually laughed a lot so what does that say bout me? 🙂
Only different is the beard 🤣
Very good especially considering 7th gig 👍
Those were, to be honest, some MASSIVE trousers.
Did you sell the "Reminded me of my Dad" joke to Tim Vine? He does a similar joke on Punslinger
No, it’s just a fairly simple gag. He’ll have cone up with it too. It was actually the first joke I ever wrote.
@@GaryDelaneyComedian Great minds think alike.Your Gregg's joke on this tour, I'd been doing similar at my work
Can I have a Strawberry tart?
No,we only sell punnets and don't call me a tart
Obviously yours is better,mine only works in context
Stylish even then, nice.
I was expecting that to be much worse!
Did you just miss out on the Harry Potter gig?
Actually I thought you came over very well for your seventh gig on the TV no less, the foundations were being put down even then for a brilliant career
That was actually really good 😂. If that makes you wince, try watching S7 of Live at the Apollo - of the 21 acts, 6 funny (I keep a note to try and see them), the rest truly dreadful, a million miles from the quality of this.
Heh heh, very good!
Firstly what's a cd? Is it a children's disease 🤔
And how did you make a youtube video in 1997?
Those trousers though
That was before your voice had broken then? 😉
Good job of marketing. Your opening disclaimers set expectations so low that the quality of the performance GREATLY exceeded them. Also illustrates a reality of standup. People don't get jokes as well or quickly from a new source as from a familiar persona. You were funnier than they were prepped to appreciate, like an audience of radios not precisely tuned to the incoming signal. That's a chunk of why it's so hard to get established in that slice of the comedy multiverse. Glad you made enough jumps to clear the bar.
NGL @GaryDelaneyComedian I saw you last week in Mountsorrel and there's a massive difference between you now and then, mainly your belly. Jokes aside it was a fun night, but even though you said we were your dirtiest audience (I'm guessing you always use that line), the material could have been a bit edgier. Keep it up
Probably best that you took a break from comedy whilst you went to Hogwarts.
Was that Gary's longest joke? 😂
Agree you are much better snd funnier now but everyone has to start somewhere.
Not bad the girlfriend joke was on par. Yes you were very young and innocent there. There were a couple of jokes there that could still be used now a days.
Pretty damn good. Better than your beard. Nothing personal. I know it is. But you know…..
A D&D joke and a joke in Latin; I'm beginning to wonder if you went to the same grammar school as me.
"Chariddy"
dude that was painful lol not much has change lol
You knew enough to stretch a joke for 2 minutes 😀
Its nice that Helena Bonham Carter turned up...😅
I think you're being too hard on yourself, there's some great stuff there
😄
Level 10 wizard 🧙♂️
Still pissfunny!!
I've seen far worse by long established comedians. Very funny!
surprisingly good for a seventh gig, if anything, you're much worse now lol
Notice at first the audience didn't know where this was going.....when they did they soon tuned in. Takes balls (or ovaries) to do stand up in front of a "cold" audience when you're so young.....
Who is this callow youth!!!
Garry ditch the beard mate you look scruffy ,
Actually very good. You don’t have to be polished to be funny.
Boring 🤭🤭
I got a joke for you that you can have free. It's my joke but you can have it. Free. Here it is: Growing up my family told me I was going to inherit our 200 year old hat making business. Every birthday my Nan would tell me one day this hat making business will be all yours. When I got to my 21st birthday my Nan proudly proclaimed that I had reached the age of inheritance and today is the day I inherit the 200 year old hat making business. However, since the age of 16 I had a dark secret I had to tell her, I'd hidden it well for 5 years, I had an obsession with TV quiz shows and I'd decided I didn't want to inherit the 200 year old hat making business I wanted to appear on every TV quiz shows and win and fund my a lavish lifestyle lifestyle instead of inheriting the 200 year old family hat making business. I told her I wanted to go on Deal or No Deal, Pointless, Ant and Dec Saturday Night takeaway, The Wheel, The 1% club, Countdown, Mastermind, she looked shocked and disappointed in me and it broke her heart, but she understood muttering these words, 'who wants to be a milliner'?.... anyway...🤪