Bonapartist Restoration.exe [Hoi4 Montage]

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • I have returned! And as always, I DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC! All credits go to the respective owners and the video is not monetized by me!
    MUSIC LIST:
    Peggy Suave - Enemy Like Me
    Honeycomb Highway - Sonic Lost World
    Electro Swing Doop - Wolfgang Lohr
    Tchaikovsky Nutcracker Suite - Russian Dance Trepak
    Napoleon Total War OST
    Civilization VI OST

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1 тис.

  • @DarkBuddhist
    @DarkBuddhist  4 роки тому +1312

    I'm finally back! I must say, my friends, 2020 was kicking me all around and probably is the hardest year so far. But here we are, restoring uploading schedule :) I hope you like it and love you all!

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 4 роки тому +32

      Ave! Wish to see you upload more frequently, I really missed your high quality videos.

    • @IlyassansUwU
      @IlyassansUwU 4 роки тому +12

      OMG A DREAM COMES TRUE 😂
      THE LEGEND IS AGAIN BACK, MY DAY IS SAFE

    • @krasnamerah1926
      @krasnamerah1926 4 роки тому +4

      Love

    • @FullmetalGambler
      @FullmetalGambler 4 роки тому +3

      usually, when I'm this early I have something creative to write

    • @corporalzeph2518
      @corporalzeph2518 4 роки тому +2

      We missed you but we understand!

  • @apottik
    @apottik 4 роки тому +1639

    8:47
    All front: losing battles
    French propaganda: look, we are winning here!

    • @matteoburchi6122
      @matteoburchi6122 4 роки тому +149

      Naahh don't you hear the happy music? It means it's all good, please don't look at all that red points

    • @aegeanharrier6648
      @aegeanharrier6648 4 роки тому +62

      @@matteoburchi6122 I had a friend who looked at the red dots. Had...

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  4 роки тому +312

      That was my shitty european allies serving as meat shields, you know :D

    • @shizukajoestar614
      @shizukajoestar614 4 роки тому +27

      @@DarkBuddhist
      5:37 Who lost?

    • @matteoburchi6122
      @matteoburchi6122 4 роки тому +12

      @@aegeanharrier6648 The guillotine is lovely in this time of the year!

  • @anti_brine6981
    @anti_brine6981 4 роки тому +972

    France: aha! we've finally outsmarted you! you can't retreat and burn all the fields if you have nowhere to retreat to! now we will crush your pitiful army into dust!
    Russia: ..... We surrender.
    France: *wait no you weren't supposed to do that*

    • @hazunki8807
      @hazunki8807 4 роки тому +9

      true

    • @papysson
      @papysson 3 роки тому +28

      They didn't surrendered, they... 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 3 роки тому +44

      France: this encirclement is so satisfying.
      Russia: just because we wanna make you angry, and not giving you satisfaction from closing of this enormous encirclement... we surrender.
      France: BON SANG!

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 3 роки тому +3

      @@papysson d*mn, I need that font!

    • @DiamondDog12
      @DiamondDog12 3 роки тому +6

      France: wait thats my job

  • @_amukat_3455
    @_amukat_3455 4 роки тому +1398

    Dark Buddhist: *encircles entire soviet army*
    Japan: *capitulates them*
    Dark Buddhist: I will never forgive the japanese!

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 4 роки тому +12

      Dark does like his Walkman tho

    • @ankat6756
      @ankat6756 4 роки тому +1

      But, like, what's the point of this encirclement, it has a capital in it

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 4 роки тому +6

      IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @Hadahuda
      @Hadahuda 3 роки тому +2

      @@ankat6756 7:36
      its a joke watch the vid pls

    • @qwefhj3011
      @qwefhj3011 3 роки тому +2

      *proceeds to nuke every city in japan*

  • @vrabb9030
    @vrabb9030 3 роки тому +506

    Technically France was the hero in this , not only did they stop the World War and holocaust , but they also wrote the history books and payed me a dollar to say that about them.

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 роки тому +865

    Me: Why now, couldn't you wait until after these 4 assignments due tomorrow are done?!?
    DarkBuddhist: *The conquest waits for no man.*

    • @EvgeniVutov
      @EvgeniVutov 4 роки тому +4

      Good luck on the assignments mate

  • @extreme7645
    @extreme7645 4 роки тому +268

    8:42
    Therapist: Japanese Africa doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    Japanese Africa:

    • @aureusknighstar2195
      @aureusknighstar2195 3 роки тому +13

      I'm having an eyesore imaginiing japanese restaurants in the middle of african city slums

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 роки тому +5

      @@aureusknighstar2195 probably a ton of war crimes too, I’m sure the Japanese would probably enslave the Africans

    • @chargingnoisesintensify6335
      @chargingnoisesintensify6335 3 роки тому +2

      @@clarkstrange2142 how original. cant the Japanese come up with something new for once

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 3 роки тому +7

      @@clarkstrange2142
      "Well sir as you can see whe capture this guys during the war so technically they are not slaves, they are war prisioners so that makes this perfectly legal"

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 роки тому

      @@enternamehere4124well done

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 4 роки тому +343

    Dark Buddhist:
    *looks at clock*
    *every single hour is "make an excellent video"*
    Oh heavens, look at the time!

  • @rafael_pinto
    @rafael_pinto 4 роки тому +116

    Japan: Capitulares USSR
    Dark Buddhist: *This world shall known pain*

  • @onionorprimer8238
    @onionorprimer8238 4 роки тому +1606

    The legend has returned to us.

  • @minutemen_in_t-605
    @minutemen_in_t-605 4 роки тому +128

    One of the most beutifull encircliments destroyed by Weebs...

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 4 роки тому +8

      Fucking weebs

    • @eldolarescaro676
      @eldolarescaro676 4 роки тому

      Singleplayer is cringe

    • @johnbridger1403
      @johnbridger1403 3 роки тому +7

      @@eldolarescaro676 Multiplayer is a trash can in fire

    • @wallywallendo
      @wallywallendo 3 роки тому +2

      @Jayden Dan Dominquez it’s a joke. About japan and anime. How does politics figure into this?

    • @wallywallendo
      @wallywallendo 3 роки тому +1

      @Jayden Dan Dominquez how does that relate to the joke. The joke is that a bunch of weebs came in from japan. Because anime is from japan. So japan = anime. It’s a joke that has nothing to do with politics. Also even though anime didn’t exist yet that doesn’t matter, because it is a JOKE.

  • @lolzplayzminecraft1610
    @lolzplayzminecraft1610 4 роки тому +162

    France: Hey japan, do you like your islands?
    Japan: Yeah, why are you asking?
    France: Enjoy the last moments of their existance
    Japan: Wait wh-

    • @Комитет555
      @Комитет555 3 роки тому +4

      Japan: -_-
      A few moments later
      Japan: 0_0

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 роки тому +1

      @@Комитет555 to moments?

    • @Комитет555
      @Комитет555 3 роки тому +1

      @@ortherner Sorry, im russian 😅

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 роки тому +1

      @@Комитет555 ok

  • @Kuroi_Karasu
    @Kuroi_Karasu 4 роки тому +53

    Dark Buddhist is the reincarnation of Napoleon

  • @louisdefrance7798
    @louisdefrance7798 4 роки тому +68

    Oh my god, 12 minutes of frenchgasm. Merci beaucoup!

  • @Прст-б7ю
    @Прст-б7ю 4 роки тому +50

    France: with blood and iron fights against the Bolsheviks
    Japan: Hey hey let me take it all myself

  • @gaber7113
    @gaber7113 4 роки тому +229

    This timeline be like:
    *Two nukes weren't enough*

    • @birisi916
      @birisi916 4 роки тому +28

      More Nukes = No Anime, No Weebs
      I would accept it.

    • @tylermech66
      @tylermech66 3 роки тому +6

      @@birisi916 so less nukes is more anime and more weebs?
      a'ight, time for the invasion of the home islands. thousands will die for the animoos.

    • @Hans8814---
      @Hans8814--- 3 роки тому +2

      @@birisi916 we need more nukes

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 роки тому +1

      @@tylermech66 honestly probably would’ve annexed them at that point leading to anti-anime laws 😈

    • @tylermech66
      @tylermech66 3 роки тому +1

      @@clarkstrange2142 America loves anime though, so if anything there'll be encouragement for more.

  • @theanimatrix486
    @theanimatrix486 4 роки тому +146

    Dark Buddhist: "They are can't keep retreating, If the entire western Russia is an encirclement."
    One of the most craziest battle plan I heard so far.

  • @tywinlannister9391
    @tywinlannister9391 4 роки тому +220

    I ses the recommandation. Instant clic and like.
    Oh, and if you want new ideas for new campaign, I propose Qing restauration as Puyi.
    If you want this, like for him/her to see

    • @ckfeliz
      @ckfeliz 3 роки тому

      *restoration
      Yeah, I'd like to see him play Qing as well

  • @izen1586
    @izen1586 4 роки тому +15

    The angry french man was so angry that he made southern Japan into a radioactive wasteland

  • @P4intNoBleChannel
    @P4intNoBleChannel 3 роки тому +14

    The massive Conféderation du Rhin got me rolling

  • @jackdeering9301
    @jackdeering9301 4 роки тому +29

    Dark Buddhist comes in only when UA-cam is at its driest, just to remind us what water tastes like.

  • @papysson
    @papysson 3 роки тому +16

    When one member of your family was a Napoleonic guard, you can be proud of yourself 😎

    • @karrarnusrat1926
      @karrarnusrat1926 3 роки тому

      Oh my god really!!! was he your great grandfather ??? Tell me more please

  • @bcvetkov8534
    @bcvetkov8534 4 роки тому +34

    Rip that encirclement m8. I'm glad to see you're back!

  • @pietroilconte2436
    @pietroilconte2436 4 роки тому +24

    And when the world needed him the most...
    ...He came back

  • @asianfrenchcanadian
    @asianfrenchcanadian 4 роки тому +25

    Me whenever I play:
    "
    *"Maximum attrition present: 72%"*

  • @tsardripolasii1116
    @tsardripolasii1116 3 роки тому +8

    Poland during Napoleonic wars: during we France we got your back
    Poland surrounded by enemies
    French Empire: I got you Homie!

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 роки тому +11

    "Take over earth for power?"
    No
    "Take over earth to make map art?"
    Yes

  • @corporalzeph2518
    @corporalzeph2518 4 роки тому +67

    My breakfast croissant really enjoyed this. ^~^

    • @minetdessin5475
      @minetdessin5475 4 роки тому

      croissants are austrians

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 3 роки тому

      @@minetdessin5475 Krauts are italian in reality. So yeah everything is kinda messed up.

  • @banz9911
    @banz9911 4 роки тому +14

    The return of the Buddhist with jokes that made me die of laughter; epic

  • @ahhhhyes7155
    @ahhhhyes7155 3 роки тому +11

    I find it a litte too humilianting to have to make 7 coalitions to win against one men.

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 3 роки тому +1

    “And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 4 роки тому +8

    Forget Tolkien, this is the return of the king

  • @sharkronical
    @sharkronical 4 роки тому +2

    ❌❌ going straight to Moscow to take its supplies
    ❌❌ going for Stalingrad to get the Transcaucasian oils
    ✅✅ encircle the entire heartland

  • @itstimetostop9480
    @itstimetostop9480 4 роки тому +36

    I don’t know why I am here
    I don’t know what is this video
    All I know I must drop a like

  • @puIjek
    @puIjek 3 роки тому +5

    No one:
    Litterally no one:
    When dark buddhist posts a video: The Return Of a King

  • @MrJedroi258
    @MrJedroi258 4 роки тому +6

    France: Encircles entire Soviet Army
    Japan: *Im about to end this man whole career*

  • @dustydust3558
    @dustydust3558 4 роки тому +31

    Dark Buddist : Uploads
    Me : Yes Yes Yes

  • @muhammadnabil7009
    @muhammadnabil7009 3 роки тому +2

    3:34 imagine you, as H1tl3r, just recently finished your speech, then suddenly out of knowhere, a bloody 1 french division just marching towards berlin, and you got no division to fight against them

  • @tjb_6203
    @tjb_6203 4 роки тому +136

    I came looking for some dumb memes
    And I found quality content

    • @weaponm249entity
      @weaponm249entity 4 роки тому

      is this a meme template? i guess maybe.

    • @golden2690
      @golden2690 3 роки тому +1

      I went looking for copper and found gold

  • @Ao-de1nk
    @Ao-de1nk 4 роки тому +10

    Me: the soundtrack is amazing!
    Someone: its not a game.
    Me: what
    Someone: its someone pl-
    Me: SHUSH THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

  • @pochiluis0570
    @pochiluis0570 4 роки тому +16

    The friendship is back to conquer the world again!!!

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 3 роки тому +2

    Versailles treaty must be enforced!
    *Proceeds to take half of Europe*

  • @Прст-б7ю
    @Прст-б7ю 4 роки тому +2

    The most powerful brony and the best UA-camr in the world finally returned to bring us a some quality content

  • @thealt8038
    @thealt8038 4 роки тому +4

    Return of the dank intro
    Also 10:06 is the most beautiful thing ever

  • @kdottr
    @kdottr 4 роки тому +12

    Listening to Russian Dance while invading USSR?
    *Pro gamer move.*

  • @adrianbt2619
    @adrianbt2619 4 роки тому +4

    The legend is back!!!!

  • @haksraxios6559
    @haksraxios6559 3 роки тому +1

    I have to say , I love that you are back , but aswell I thank you because you have teached me many thinks for Hoi4 and I learned from you.

  • @lewisjennings9043
    @lewisjennings9043 3 роки тому +4

    When your general is wounded so hard the Soviet Union capitulates to Japan:

  • @thanosgioule8044
    @thanosgioule8044 4 роки тому +1

    I almost spit out my drink when I saw the channel below the thumbnail. HE'S BAC

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9276
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho9276 4 роки тому +4

    Dark Buddhist: posts a new vid
    Me: noice

  • @kadenmcleod7152
    @kadenmcleod7152 3 роки тому +1

    Loved how you used “The Russian Dance” by Tchaikovsky while invading Russia, thats absolutely hilarious!

  • @alihandroarabulos1130
    @alihandroarabulos1130 4 роки тому +4

    When the world needed him the most, he came back

  • @doogralyks87
    @doogralyks87 4 роки тому +3

    The great content is back and in an amazing way

  • @Elbruz00
    @Elbruz00 4 роки тому +4

    ah yes good edit, also music and he is back.

  • @orctrihar
    @orctrihar 3 роки тому +1

    *Confédération du Rhin*
    C'est.. magnifique.

  • @joshuanaumowicz5115
    @joshuanaumowicz5115 4 роки тому +5

    You can’t die on the way to Moscow if you never go to Moscow
    Big brain 🧠

  • @EvgeniVutov
    @EvgeniVutov 4 роки тому +2

    The return of the king

  • @Neforus
    @Neforus 3 роки тому

    This is one of my most favorite videos on this website

  • @ebbysharp1887
    @ebbysharp1887 4 роки тому +28

    FAKE!
    Dark Buddhist would never need to Google how to HOI4 good. XD

    • @barontuna
      @barontuna 4 роки тому +3

      If he Google’s that all he will find is he’s videos

  • @superz3579
    @superz3579 4 роки тому +1

    Return of the king

  • @timcreations8059
    @timcreations8059 Рік тому

    12:21 "Relentless pursue of catgirl DNA retrieval"
    Me, a catgirl fan: Why has it never occurred to me that I should try that. . .

  • @tug5969
    @tug5969 3 роки тому +3

    Im late,Im really late,but I must ask how did you lure germans to fight you literally everytime I refuse them they just back down

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  3 роки тому +3

      took quite a number of restarts but they do it eventually lol

  • @sancheta
    @sancheta 4 роки тому +1

    The legend is back

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 роки тому +3

    Ok but are we gonna ignore Afghanistan taking half if Central Asia from the Soviets?

  • @BlackOps2543x
    @BlackOps2543x 3 роки тому

    Congrats at 69.7k subs, love those funny numbers.

  • @m.b1399
    @m.b1399 3 роки тому

    Dark Buddhist is still alive !! LET'S GO SOME BONAPARTIST RESTORATION MY FRIENDS !!
    P.S : Nice to see you again, and gg.

  • @arathemacaw
    @arathemacaw 4 роки тому

    DB likes Electro Swing, new favourite youtuber

  • @Bob_62
    @Bob_62 3 роки тому +1

    LE RETOUR DE L'EMPIRE FRANÇAIS DES BONAPARTE, VIVE L'EMPIRE 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵

  • @globul3410
    @globul3410 4 роки тому +2

    Omg this is my new favorite video on UA-cam!

  • @realbitcho
    @realbitcho 4 роки тому +324

    FINALLY THE MAN IS BACK BUT THIS TIME WITH BETTER MEMES!
    edit: i know this is cringe and all but omg thx i have allways dreamed of this many likes in a comment

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, the French not surrendering was the meme.

    • @realbitcho
      @realbitcho 4 роки тому

      @@etho7351 agreed

    • @realbitcho
      @realbitcho 4 роки тому

      @Gulten thx

    • @unkn0wn48
      @unkn0wn48 4 роки тому +1

      Ya got a beautiful moustache france:)

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 4 роки тому

      @@unkn0wn48 No My Mustache Are Better...
      Oh I Forgot I Lost My Mustache

  • @dobyvatelcz2062
    @dobyvatelcz2062 4 роки тому +1

    oh shit, here we go again
    1936 French soldiers: We didn't expect the special forces

  • @DiscontinuedChannel465
    @DiscontinuedChannel465 4 роки тому +1

    Nice Napoleon Total War music at the end

  • @rebelsj2159
    @rebelsj2159 4 роки тому +1

    3:00 Who would win? The first order: fielding millions of men and ships enough to supress and invade galaxies? Or Nancy

  • @арефнар
    @арефнар 4 роки тому +1

    Dark buddhist: hi guys! My new upload!
    Resurrected Cleopatra II: Ah! Good i can see another video of this guy!

  • @definitelyapatrician7790
    @definitelyapatrician7790 3 роки тому

    One thing I love about this Channel is the recognition of the viewers opinion and commenting on 75 percent of the comments

  • @stargazer2239
    @stargazer2239 3 роки тому +2

    1. Wait it’s all french empire
    2. Always has been

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +1

    You even planned an invasion of Haiti 10/10

  • @batavica1875
    @batavica1875 3 роки тому +1

    Every time I watch this guy I'm like "No you can't do that" then he pulls out a 10000 iq move and I'm like "..."

  • @deadpan904
    @deadpan904 4 роки тому

    >Insane plans that makes logistics of Barbarossa like a weekend trip?
    Ye
    >Music that suits the spirit of campaign?
    Ye
    >Nuking Japanese into oblivion? Ye
    >High quality memes?
    Ye
    Okay, its Dark Buddhist time

  • @2846-l5v
    @2846-l5v 4 роки тому

    Yes. Yes! Yeeeessss!!
    Superb content, great music, insane plans that mostly works..It is good to have you back :)

  • @bravesputnik2232
    @bravesputnik2232 4 роки тому

    Do you know how many i waited for this video?, now i'm glad because you upload it, thanks

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 роки тому +1

    - Get Napoleon VI on the throne
    - Annex the Benelux
    - *Germany why*

  • @vaporschutz
    @vaporschutz 4 роки тому

    Honeycomb Highway was an excellent music pick, such a banger
    love the montage

  • @ivantarnavskyy7615
    @ivantarnavskyy7615 3 роки тому +1

    Turkey, Tibet and Saudi Arabia just sitting there like "hi"

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer 2 роки тому +1

    11:45 Turkey🇹🇷 with Popcorn 🍿: It was a good movie.

  • @azka5088
    @azka5088 4 роки тому +1

    Perfect, I was wondering for what to watch at midnight

  • @kevinduliesco5468
    @kevinduliesco5468 2 роки тому +1

    I'm new to your channel but I must say the intro is great:D

  • @jordengg3629
    @jordengg3629 4 роки тому +1

    Our glorious leader

  • @laonch6073
    @laonch6073 4 роки тому

    I was starting to miss you too much, thanks for coming back (and with same level of quality)

  • @mehmetsanisoglu7081
    @mehmetsanisoglu7081 4 роки тому

    Dope ass video with a really nice editing. You can actually see the effort put into it. Great job man, keep the memes up!

  • @jacobbishai487
    @jacobbishai487 4 роки тому +1

    The legend has returned!!

  • @TheRaptorOfGaming
    @TheRaptorOfGaming 4 роки тому +1

    Sweden was not punished for their role in the various coalitions.
    0/10
    Excellent video though

  • @charliethenecromancer4422
    @charliethenecromancer4422 3 роки тому

    I fear no man.
    Combat Status Bubble: *Is red*
    But that, it scares me

  • @dickyarya8204
    @dickyarya8204 3 роки тому +1

    That's the biggest pockets I've ever seen

  • @bishopadhemaroflepuy8377
    @bishopadhemaroflepuy8377 3 роки тому +1

    Idk what it is but the music at 5:38 just fits the military incompetence, that is Fascist Italy.

  • @dresnovagniou7706
    @dresnovagniou7706 4 роки тому

    BY THE GODS, DARK BUDDHIST UPLOADED, SACRIFICE OUR FINEST CATTLE!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST AND PLEASE DO A BRITISH GAME, YOU EVEN DID ONE WITH THE FRENCHIES

  • @KairuinKorea
    @KairuinKorea 4 роки тому

    I have never watched this guy before. About 20 seconds in and after glimpsing the comments, i get the feeling this is gonna be a pretty memey dude.

  • @ecuadorianflag2707
    @ecuadorianflag2707 4 роки тому

    Dark Buddhist: Encircles all of the Soviet Union
    Soviet Union: capitulates
    Dark Buddhist to japan: your free trial of living has ended

  • @moritzzombie2499
    @moritzzombie2499 3 роки тому

    2:36 the legendary battel of Nancy

  • @dub2juicy190
    @dub2juicy190 4 роки тому +6

    I love how he doesn't forget about friends who has helped him