I'm finally back! I must say, my friends, 2020 was kicking me all around and probably is the hardest year so far. But here we are, restoring uploading schedule :) I hope you like it and love you all!
France: aha! we've finally outsmarted you! you can't retreat and burn all the fields if you have nowhere to retreat to! now we will crush your pitiful army into dust! Russia: ..... We surrender. France: *wait no you weren't supposed to do that*
France: this encirclement is so satisfying. Russia: just because we wanna make you angry, and not giving you satisfaction from closing of this enormous encirclement... we surrender. France: BON SANG!
Technically France was the hero in this , not only did they stop the World War and holocaust , but they also wrote the history books and payed me a dollar to say that about them.
That was Justified Nuking at the end: Japanese pushed ussr's capitulation % and DB couldn't annihilate entire soviet army. Even I could feel the rage, they RUIN3D it!!!!!11111
@@clarkstrange2142 "Well sir as you can see whe capture this guys during the war so technically they are not slaves, they are war prisioners so that makes this perfectly legal"
@Jayden Dan Dominquez how does that relate to the joke. The joke is that a bunch of weebs came in from japan. Because anime is from japan. So japan = anime. It’s a joke that has nothing to do with politics. Also even though anime didn’t exist yet that doesn’t matter, because it is a JOKE.
I ses the recommandation. Instant clic and like. Oh, and if you want new ideas for new campaign, I propose Qing restauration as Puyi. If you want this, like for him/her to see
Last time i was trying to do this achievment i forgot to turn off mode that makes all agents of germany Hitlers in disguises. From that time i still havent played hoi4.
@@benjeiy7347 No they dont, The AI makes shitty divisions and has the hability of doing Micro of my grandma also that encirclement is so stupid bc there are still supply and using battle plan is still the same 7 2 are shit and medium tanks are so easy to pierce with tank destroyers and at3 or using heavy tanks which you can rush with France and Russia
3:34 imagine you, as H1tl3r, just recently finished your speech, then suddenly out of knowhere, a bloody 1 french division just marching towards berlin, and you got no division to fight against them
hey dark buddhist, i know you aren't going to read this. But I wanted to let you know that your videos mean alot to me, i've gone through a hard time at school and I get really happy when i watch your videos, they are super entertaining and inspire me to go on until the end, in real life and hoi4. :D
What do you mean "arent going to read it" im tryna read all comments ^^ And im very happy to hear that I could be part of the positive things in your life! Stay strong my friend!
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I'm finally back! I must say, my friends, 2020 was kicking me all around and probably is the hardest year so far. But here we are, restoring uploading schedule :) I hope you like it and love you all!
Ave! Wish to see you upload more frequently, I really missed your high quality videos.
OMG A DREAM COMES TRUE 😂
THE LEGEND IS AGAIN BACK, MY DAY IS SAFE
Love
usually, when I'm this early I have something creative to write
We missed you but we understand!
France: aha! we've finally outsmarted you! you can't retreat and burn all the fields if you have nowhere to retreat to! now we will crush your pitiful army into dust!
Russia: ..... We surrender.
France: *wait no you weren't supposed to do that*
true
They didn't surrendered, they... 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭
France: this encirclement is so satisfying.
Russia: just because we wanna make you angry, and not giving you satisfaction from closing of this enormous encirclement... we surrender.
France: BON SANG!
@@papysson d*mn, I need that font!
France: wait thats my job
Dark Buddhist: *encircles entire soviet army*
Japan: *capitulates them*
Dark Buddhist: I will never forgive the japanese!
Dark does like his Walkman tho
But, like, what's the point of this encirclement, it has a capital in it
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?
@@ankat6756 7:36
its a joke watch the vid pls
*proceeds to nuke every city in japan*
8:47
All front: losing battles
French propaganda: look, we are winning here!
Naahh don't you hear the happy music? It means it's all good, please don't look at all that red points
@@matteoburchi6122 I had a friend who looked at the red dots. Had...
That was my shitty european allies serving as meat shields, you know :D
@@DarkBuddhist
5:37 Who lost?
@@aegeanharrier6648 The guillotine is lovely in this time of the year!
Me: Why now, couldn't you wait until after these 4 assignments due tomorrow are done?!?
DarkBuddhist: *The conquest waits for no man.*
Good luck on the assignments mate
Technically France was the hero in this , not only did they stop the World War and holocaust , but they also wrote the history books and payed me a dollar to say that about them.
Yo wait they did stop the holocaust
yooooooooo
@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120 Stop by finishing it lmao
But japan stomic explosions
@@ommsterlitz1805 can’t have the holocaust if there’s no one to genocide
The legend has returned to us.
The legend 27
The Return of The King
@@vaclavchylik2468 dang i was just about to comment that
Sorry, I was gonna like your comment but it’s on 420...
I'm gonna Pretend I didn't See Your Face
That was Justified Nuking at the end:
Japanese pushed ussr's capitulation % and DB couldn't annihilate entire soviet army.
Even I could feel the rage, they RUIN3D it!!!!!11111
Agreed!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1one11!!!!1
3:13
"Sir! They have encircled us!"
"Well, then encircle their encirclement!"
Ussr at Stalingrad:: not bad kid
Burak kalp almışsın
*visible confusion*
Dark Buddhist:
*looks at clock*
*every single hour is "make an excellent video"*
Oh heavens, look at the time!
8:42
Therapist: Japanese Africa doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
Japanese Africa:
I'm having an eyesore imaginiing japanese restaurants in the middle of african city slums
@@aureusknighstar2195 probably a ton of war crimes too, I’m sure the Japanese would probably enslave the Africans
@@clarkstrange2142 how original. cant the Japanese come up with something new for once
@@clarkstrange2142
"Well sir as you can see whe capture this guys during the war so technically they are not slaves, they are war prisioners so that makes this perfectly legal"
@@enternamehere4124well done
Japan: Capitulares USSR
Dark Buddhist: *This world shall known pain*
One of the most beutifull encircliments destroyed by Weebs...
Fucking weebs
Singleplayer is cringe
@@eldolarescaro676 Multiplayer is a trash can in fire
@Jayden Dan Dominquez it’s a joke. About japan and anime. How does politics figure into this?
@Jayden Dan Dominquez how does that relate to the joke. The joke is that a bunch of weebs came in from japan. Because anime is from japan. So japan = anime. It’s a joke that has nothing to do with politics. Also even though anime didn’t exist yet that doesn’t matter, because it is a JOKE.
France: Hey japan, do you like your islands?
Japan: Yeah, why are you asking?
France: Enjoy the last moments of their existance
Japan: Wait wh-
Japan: -_-
A few moments later
Japan: 0_0
@@Комитет555 to moments?
@@ortherner Sorry, im russian 😅
@@Комитет555 ok
France: with blood and iron fights against the Bolsheviks
Japan: Hey hey let me take it all myself
Oh my god, 12 minutes of frenchgasm. Merci beaucoup!
This timeline be like:
*Two nukes weren't enough*
More Nukes = No Anime, No Weebs
I would accept it.
@@birisi916 so less nukes is more anime and more weebs?
a'ight, time for the invasion of the home islands. thousands will die for the animoos.
@@birisi916 we need more nukes
@@tylermech66 honestly probably would’ve annexed them at that point leading to anti-anime laws 😈
@@clarkstrange2142 America loves anime though, so if anything there'll be encouragement for more.
Dark Buddhist is the reincarnation of Napoleon
I wish
@@DarkBuddhist you are
The angry french man was so angry that he made southern Japan into a radioactive wasteland
Dark Buddhist: "They are can't keep retreating, If the entire western Russia is an encirclement."
One of the most craziest battle plan I heard so far.
Dark Buddhist comes in only when UA-cam is at its driest, just to remind us what water tastes like.
And when the world needed him the most...
...He came back
The massive Conféderation du Rhin got me rolling
I ses the recommandation. Instant clic and like.
Oh, and if you want new ideas for new campaign, I propose Qing restauration as Puyi.
If you want this, like for him/her to see
*restoration
Yeah, I'd like to see him play Qing as well
Rip that encirclement m8. I'm glad to see you're back!
Me whenever I play:
"
*"Maximum attrition present: 72%"*
Last time i was trying to do this achievment i forgot to turn off mode that makes all agents of germany Hitlers in disguises. From that time i still havent played hoi4.
Hmm
Lmao
"Take over earth for power?"
No
"Take over earth to make map art?"
Yes
Strategy is there, memes are on point, music is mostly goofy.
Welcome back Dark Buddhist! 😎
Poland during Napoleonic wars: during we France we got your back
Poland surrounded by enemies
French Empire: I got you Homie!
When one member of your family was a Napoleonic guard, you can be proud of yourself 😎
Oh my god really!!! was he your great grandfather ??? Tell me more please
You better have posted that encirclement on Reddit.
Rate my encirclement guys!!
omg rebbit i played the vidya liie a nomral person r8 plox
dude its AI with no 40 width tanks
@@eldolarescaro676 I mean, they buffed the ai to make 7-2s and medium tanks now.
@@benjeiy7347 No they dont, The AI makes shitty divisions and has the hability of doing Micro of my grandma
also that encirclement is so stupid bc there are still supply and using battle plan is still the same
7 2 are shit and medium tanks are so easy to pierce with tank destroyers and at3 or using heavy tanks which you can rush with France and Russia
I find it a litte too humilianting to have to make 7 coalitions to win against one men.
3:34 imagine you, as H1tl3r, just recently finished your speech, then suddenly out of knowhere, a bloody 1 french division just marching towards berlin, and you got no division to fight against them
The return of the Buddhist with jokes that made me die of laughter; epic
My breakfast croissant really enjoyed this. ^~^
croissants are austrians
@@minetdessin5475 Krauts are italian in reality. So yeah everything is kinda messed up.
Forget Tolkien, this is the return of the king
France: Encircles entire Soviet Army
Japan: *Im about to end this man whole career*
Versailles treaty must be enforced!
*Proceeds to take half of Europe*
No one:
Litterally no one:
When dark buddhist posts a video: The Return Of a King
Return of the dank intro
Also 10:06 is the most beautiful thing ever
I came looking for some dumb memes
And I found quality content
is this a meme template? i guess maybe.
I went looking for copper and found gold
“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
Dark Buddist : Uploads
Me : Yes Yes Yes
hey dark buddhist, i know you aren't going to read this. But I wanted to let you know that your videos mean alot to me, i've gone through a hard time at school and I get really happy when i watch your videos, they are super entertaining and inspire me to go on until the end, in real life and hoi4. :D
What do you mean "arent going to read it" im tryna read all comments ^^ And im very happy to hear that I could be part of the positive things in your life! Stay strong my friend!
@@DarkBuddhist Thanks for answering! You really made my day today! :D
I don’t know why I am here
I don’t know what is this video
All I know I must drop a like
I have to say , I love that you are back , but aswell I thank you because you have teached me many thinks for Hoi4 and I learned from you.
The friendship is back to conquer the world again!!!
❌❌ going straight to Moscow to take its supplies
❌❌ going for Stalingrad to get the Transcaucasian oils
✅✅ encircle the entire heartland
Who would win ?
-The entire French army
*Or*
-Nancy
Nancy is a french citie, I love ruining jokes
@@thepatriot1569
False, for your explanation only made the joke funnier!
The most powerful brony and the best UA-camr in the world finally returned to bring us a some quality content
When your general is wounded so hard the Soviet Union capitulates to Japan:
5:50 that is one hot pocket you got there. Super video!
Listening to Russian Dance while invading USSR?
*Pro gamer move.*
I almost spit out my drink when I saw the channel below the thumbnail. HE'S BAC
Me: the soundtrack is amazing!
Someone: its not a game.
Me: what
Someone: its someone pl-
Me: SHUSH THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
Nice Napoleon Total War music at the end
When the world needed him the most, he came back
12:21 "Relentless pursue of catgirl DNA retrieval"
Me, a catgirl fan: Why has it never occurred to me that I should try that. . .
The great content is back and in an amazing way
3:00 Who would win? The first order: fielding millions of men and ships enough to supress and invade galaxies? Or Nancy
The legend is back!!!!
Breakfast? Had
Coffe? Drunk
Natural Boarders? Restored
I remember when Napoleon encircled the Piedmont's army with 20 devisions and they rage deleted it.
wdym rage deleted, they dissapear when they run out of supply lol
*Confédération du Rhin*
C'est.. magnifique.
Dark Buddhist: posts a new vid
Me: noice
Happy to see a new vid from this channel!
You can’t die on the way to Moscow if you never go to Moscow
Big brain 🧠
France: You stole everything from me...
Japan:I don't even know who you are.
ah yes good edit, also music and he is back.
Every time I watch this guy I'm like "No you can't do that" then he pulls out a 10000 iq move and I'm like "..."
Nice video - saying this a minute after the upload, maybe a few seconds
Plot twist: the Napoleon doge videos and the hoi4 video are linked together
I dare you figure out secret darkbuddhist lore
FAKE!
Dark Buddhist would never need to Google how to HOI4 good. XD
If he Google’s that all he will find is he’s videos
I keep uninstalling and reinstalling this game, I hate it but I also love it
0/10
"Not enough Napoleonic Doggo."
Loved how you used “The Russian Dance” by Tchaikovsky while invading Russia, thats absolutely hilarious!
Ok but are we gonna ignore Afghanistan taking half if Central Asia from the Soviets?
Yes
oh shit, here we go again
1936 French soldiers: We didn't expect the special forces
Im late,Im really late,but I must ask how did you lure germans to fight you literally everytime I refuse them they just back down
took quite a number of restarts but they do it eventually lol
Dark buddhist: hi guys! My new upload!
Resurrected Cleopatra II: Ah! Good i can see another video of this guy!
I love how this one division ran across Germany to reach Berlin
It's like Erwin Rommel was on the french side and decided to have fun XD
Finally I've been waiting for that high quality editing and great hoi4 gameplay.
LE RETOUR DE L'EMPIRE FRANÇAIS DES BONAPARTE, VIVE L'EMPIRE 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵
I did that maginot strat in a multiplay game and made my friends rage quit as I killed every single division he had
gottem
Japan: *capitulates the soviets*
France: MORE NUKES
The door creak in the beginning sounded so much like a fart that I immediately laughed before anything happened lol
Honeycomb Highway was an excellent music pick, such a banger
love the montage
This is one of my most favorite videos on this website
The legend is back
Return of the king
Do you know how many i waited for this video?, now i'm glad because you upload it, thanks
The return of the king
I was starting to miss you too much, thanks for coming back (and with same level of quality)
Dope ass video with a really nice editing. You can actually see the effort put into it. Great job man, keep the memes up!
Yes. Yes! Yeeeessss!!
Superb content, great music, insane plans that mostly works..It is good to have you back :)
These Videos are always a treat, thank you for making such amazing content :D
No french anthem at the end showing the might of the french? I spit in your general direction sir!
darn
Congrats at 69.7k subs, love those funny numbers.
One thing I love about this Channel is the recognition of the viewers opinion and commenting on 75 percent of the comments
thanks ^^