Lyrics: [VOX:] That fucker is back! [VALENTINO:] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too [VOX:] It's been seven years! [VALENTINO:] You still pissed he almost beat you that time? [VOX:] Uh, fuck you [VALENTINO:] Just saying [VOX:] Things have changed a lot since he left town [VALENTINO:] That's for sure [VOX:] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on! [DIRECTOR:] Camera speeds Rolling in three, two [VOX (STAFF) {VOX & STAFF}:] (Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, {but the demon is a coward!} You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, {but he should've stayed away} [VOX:] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit?! [ALASTOR:] Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! [VOX:] What a dated voice! [ALASTOR:] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast [VOX:] Come on! [ALASTOR:] Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? [VOX:] Ignore his chirping! [ALASTOR:] Every day, he's got a new format! [VOX & STAFF:] You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! [ALASTOR:] Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees [VOX:] Oh, please! [ALASTOR:] And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! [VOX:] H-hold on! [ALASTOR:] I said no, and now he's pissy That's the tea! [VOX:] You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering [ALASTOR:] Uh oh, the TV is buffering! [VOX:] I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle- [ALASTOR:] I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun [VOX:] Fuck!
the thing i love abt this song is it isnt exactly for either specific character (like for example hell is forever was mostly directed for adam stans), both alastor and vox stans can fw this song
Stayed Gone Hazbin Hotel lyrics: [Vox] That fucker is back! [Valentino] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too [Vox] It's been seven years! [Valentino] You still pissed he almost beat you that time? [Vox] Uh, fuck you! [Valentino] Just saying [Vox] Things have changed a lot since he left town [Valentino] That's for sure [Vox] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on! (Cameras please) (Rolling in three, two) [Vox and staff] (Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away! [Vox] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit?! [Alastor] Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! [Vox] What a dated voice! [Alastor] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast [Vox] Come on! [Alastor] Is vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? [Vox] Ignore his chirping! [Alastor] Every day, he's got a new format! [Vox] You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! [Alastor] Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees [Vox] Oh, please! [Alastor] And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! [Vox] Hold on! [Alastor] I said no, and now he's pissy That's the tea! [Vox] You old-timey prick, I'll show you sufffering [Alastor] Uh-oh, the TV is buffering! [Vox] I'll destroy you, you little- [Alastor] I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone Tune on in When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun [Vox] Fuck!
Lyrics: That fucker is back! Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too It's been seven years! You still pissed he almost beat you that time? Uh, fuck you Just sayin' Things have changed a lot since he left town That's for sure I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the radio demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop givin' him the time of day Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay But he should've stayed away While he hid in radio We pivoted to video Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit! Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! What a dated voice! Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast Come on! Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working? Ignore his chirping! Every day, he's got a new format You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! Is Vox as strong as he purports Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees Oh, please! And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team Hold on! I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea You old-timey prick I'll show you suffering Uh oh, the TV is buffering! I'll destroy you, you little- I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone Tune on in when I'm done Your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun Fuck!
All the lyrics [VOX:] That fucker is back! [VALENTINO:] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too [VOX:] It's been seven years! [VALENTINO:] You still pissed he almost beat you that time? [VOX:] Uh, fuck you [VALENTINO:] Just saying [VOX:] Things have changed a lot since he left town [VALENTINO:] That's for sure [VOX:] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on! [DIRECTOR:] Camera speeds Rolling in three, two [VOX (STAFF) {VOX & STAFF}:] (Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, {but the demon is a coward!} You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, {but he should've stayed away} [VOX:] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit?! [ALASTOR:] Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! [VOX:] What a dated voice! [ALASTOR:] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast [VOX:] Come on! [ALASTOR:] Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? [VOX:] Ignore his chirping! [ALASTOR:] Every day, he's got a new format! [VOX & STAFF:] You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! [ALASTOR:] Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees [VOX:] Oh, please! [ALASTOR:] And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! [VOX:] H-hold on! [ALASTOR:] I said no, and now he's pissy That's the tea! [VOX:] You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering [ALASTOR:] Uh oh, the TV is buffering! [VOX:] I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle- [ALASTOR:] I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun [VOX:] Fuck!
“Yahhh! I ‘thaught’ he gan for gud, tooooooo!” I can’t get over Val’s ‘too’ or his little giggle just before it began 😂😂
LOL FR
He sounds like a British 17 year old who didn't hit puberty
@@--moonwatcher-the-nightwing-- relatable
Jkjk
@@ElderMckinely I eat squids
THE "yæeaahhha" ALWAYS GETS ME. 😭😭
Same 😭
The voice of Alastor>>>😔💐
?
@@basilhidmari they meant that the va did good job with voicing alastor
@@zojkaolxxx oooh OK fair
HIS DEAD?- (edit) oh thank god- you were just complimenting him- I thought he died for a sec 😭
0:33 "OOOOŒŒOOOOONHAAAAAA!!!!"
HAHAHAHHA
real
AHAHAHAHAHA REAL
Im not crying you are
Alvin and the Chipmunks edition
Huh??
Not to far off
YAY
Real
Better then original tho
The lets begin part is always be iconic (Lets be gay)
frfr (bet)
This feels like a song you’d listen to in the beginning of summer while it’s in the afternoon
THATS WHAT IM DOING
And it is.
MY FAV PART WILL FOREVER BE 1:35 😍😍😍😍😍😍
FRRR
IKRR
REAL
FR
TRUE
MY BIGGEST FLEX IS THAT I CAN SING THIS SPED UPP
SAME!! 🔥🔥
Same
@@gnrshippr 🔥🔥🔥
Dude i cant even sing the regular Vox part, thats fucking impressive
@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 THANK YOUU Im just a really fast talker 😅
I love : "Yahhhhhh , l thought he gone for good toooooooo!!!"
This hits hard ngl
IN MY OPINION, NIGHTCORE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER AND IS JUST BETTER THAN ORIGINALS
Very controversal take but i definetly agree in the case of most songs in hazbin hotel
ME TOO :3
“H- Hell naw.”
Yes. Especially Finale sounds so good sped up
@@The-Official-Jesus-Christ hi jesus
1:02 is the best part
Yeah👍👌
Why does the music sound so dramatic in sped up😭🙏❤️
christian borle's singing is amazing
Fr
Vox’s voice in the beginning 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Lyrics:
[VOX:]
That fucker is back!
[VALENTINO:]
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[VOX:]
It's been seven years!
[VALENTINO:]
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[VOX:]
Uh, fuck you
[VALENTINO:]
Just saying
[VOX:]
Things have changed a lot since he left town
[VALENTINO:]
That's for sure
[VOX:]
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
[DIRECTOR:]
Camera speeds
Rolling in three, two
[VOX (STAFF) {VOX & STAFF}:]
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
(Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, {but the demon is a coward!}
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, {but he should've stayed away}
[VOX:]
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
[ALASTOR:]
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
[VOX:]
What a dated voice!
[ALASTOR:]
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[VOX:]
Come on!
[ALASTOR:]
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[VOX:]
Ignore his chirping!
[ALASTOR:]
Every day, he's got a new format!
[VOX & STAFF:]
You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[ALASTOR:]
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[VOX:]
Oh, please!
[ALASTOR:]
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
[VOX:]
H-hold on!
[ALASTOR:]
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!
[VOX:]
You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering
[ALASTOR:]
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
[VOX:]
I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle-
[ALASTOR:]
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
[VOX:]
Fuck!
Thank you!
I see u everywhere
@Kai-here31 yeah, ur right. i got it from a website called genius. aint no way im typing that on my own lol
its, FUHUUHUHUHUUUUCK!!
Even Eminem was jealous when they started talking fas
Turn the Tv....
👹 **ONNNNN** 👹
LMAO
"OOOAAAAANNNHHHAAAAAAE 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹"
the thing i love abt this song is it isnt exactly for either specific character (like for example hell is forever was mostly directed for adam stans), both alastor and vox stans can fw this song
playing this on 2x speed is whole new level
NAHH ON THE RAP PART BE LIKE:
"KAIAVDJSYAYAKAHFSHSJSUSTATAFWJWJSHDJDHDUIS"
My fav part is 0:00 to 2:38
same
same
Same
Same
Same
2:07
My brain:dont do it dont do it dont do it
"Letzzz beeeee GáẼ ☝️😩"
I LOVE THIS
X2 makes this 10 times better
ALASTORS LAUGH AT THE END WITH 2X SPEED
@@wafflehouseisclosedAlastor and the chipmunks
@@Menacingnugget-zn7bm alastor and the alastormunks xd
lessbeghin, imgonamakeyouwisthatistaydgon. tueonin, wenimdon, yousatsqowilnoisraceisron.
othuswilbefun. nehehehehehehahahahaaah
Put it in 0.5 and they’ll sound drunk.
Ya
@@VarkoBrawn course
yo what 😮
I LOVE HOW ALASTOR SINGSS IN THIS PART 1:41
People love this song for the last part/Alastor's part, but 0:35 makes me listen to it on repeat idk🤔
Sorry but vox part is the best I can't lie anymore
I agree tho@@Nameless0999
Frrr Christian Borle is such an underrated VA
AGHHH DUDE 1:04-1:11 (or 1:36-1:44) JUST HIT DIFFERENT 😭
Stayed Gone
Hazbin Hotel
lyrics:
[Vox]
That fucker is back!
[Valentino]
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[Vox]
It's been seven years!
[Valentino]
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[Vox]
Uh, fuck you!
[Valentino]
Just saying
[Vox]
Things have changed a lot since he left town
[Valentino]
That's for sure
[Vox]
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
(Cameras please)
(Rolling in three, two)
[Vox and staff]
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
(Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away!
[Vox]
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
[Alastor]
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
[Vox]
What a dated voice!
[Alastor]
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[Vox]
Come on!
[Alastor]
Is vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[Vox]
Ignore his chirping!
[Alastor]
Every day, he's got a new format!
[Vox]
You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[Alastor]
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[Vox]
Oh, please!
[Alastor]
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
[Vox]
Hold on!
[Alastor]
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!
[Vox]
You old-timey prick, I'll show you sufffering
[Alastor]
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!
[Vox]
I'll destroy you, you little-
[Alastor]
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
[Vox]
Fuck!
Put the playback speed at 0.75, it sounds like the daycore version but with high voice. SO GOOFY!!!
🔥🗣️Hell is better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a shit!!!🗣️🔥
Shity
1:03 listen with 1,25x
The beginning at 1.75 is fire
1:03 I LOVE THIS ONE.
SAME
me and my sister sang this with parrot voices but i kept stuttering and when i stutter i start speaking gibberish and it was fucking hilarious😭😭
Vox and the Vmunks
This will allways be one of my fav songs
1:03 и 1:36 лучшие моменты
1:36 Best part 💋😙
x0.75 makes the beats more better, trust me.
omg guys it’s alastor and the chipmunks
LMAOO
Get back to work angel dust👹@@_yipppiiieeeee
👹👹👹
💀
I could sing this at two times the speed 😎
Sped up сделан хорошо и не режет уши!👍👍👍👍
(Singing along) salu- (dies from alostors voice)
I love singing to sped up versions
I can sing this word for word lmao
Same lmao
if you put it at 0.75 speed vox sounds like bill cypher from gravity falls (and also king from owl house)
OMG I HEAR IT BRO
Ehh
1:11 in my opinion this is where the best part starts along with 1:40 !!
Yessss
Alastor: hahahahahah...RAHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Put 2x on 0:39
Alasor's voice in Speed up is fucking good
I’m listening to this nd my mom end of the song beat was playing! It was a banger
love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I just listen to the background music of stayed gone
"Welcome home" >>
1:03 1:36 fav parts
I like this better then the original
Ikr
I never seen the show but I like the music thou .
As the beat goes in the start i suddenly saw how the seconds were perfect timing 😭
“Im Drowning in cheese”
Love that line
💀💀💀SupPoOOOoOOOrrt💀💀💀
If alastor and vox turned into chipmunks
Lyrics:
That fucker is back!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
It's been seven years!
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
Uh, fuck you
Just sayin'
Things have changed a lot since he left town
That's for sure
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn
Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the radio demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop givin' him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit!
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast
Come on!
Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?
Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he's got a new format
You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Oh, please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
Hold on!
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea
You old-timey prick
I'll show you suffering
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
I'll destroy you, you little-
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in when I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
Fuck!
2:02 best..
Play this at 2x speed
me and my friend sung this song together, I was valintino and she was vox and then I was the radio demon at the end of the song
how did i sync the lyrics so good with ease.
Me realizing i can do that fast talking part even when its sped up 💪💪💪
0:40 bro's yapping
i love watching gay men fight and you do too!! >o
my favourite part at 4:08
Guys 2:01 is the Alastor part
THIS SONG IS FIRE 🔥
2:12 i cant unhear the 12 inch
this song litteraly hits way too different. I LOVE IT EJAI&HD&*^WTG$F%^&RTW$^TFF&^T-
I’m can actually do this in the fastest speed and that makes me so happy
:I have A Lamborghini
:I have 1,000K!!!
Me…..: I CAN SING THIS SONG SPED UP EVEN FASTER
Welcome Gyatt
0:37 to 1:50
hits harder on 2x
DADDY‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️😍😍😍😍
Real
WHAT-
Put it in 2 it sounds like a rapper but too fast
Baltimore😊😅
SMG4 definitely took a lot of inspiration from this song
Forget the rap god
Try singing the news bit on this💀
1:03
1:36
😩😩
WHY DID I THINK HE WAS GONNA SAY "when i cûm"??????😭😭😭
this fits alejandro and mal
2:28 как будто свет резко выключился
Can you Please do addict sped up and slowed PLEASE!!🥺
All the lyrics
[VOX:]
That fucker is back!
[VALENTINO:]
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[VOX:]
It's been seven years!
[VALENTINO:]
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[VOX:]
Uh, fuck you
[VALENTINO:]
Just saying
[VOX:]
Things have changed a lot since he left town
[VALENTINO:]
That's for sure
[VOX:]
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
[DIRECTOR:]
Camera speeds
Rolling in three, two
[VOX (STAFF) {VOX & STAFF}:]
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
(Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, {but the demon is a coward!}
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, {but he should've stayed away}
[VOX:]
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
[ALASTOR:]
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
[VOX:]
What a dated voice!
[ALASTOR:]
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[VOX:]
Come on!
[ALASTOR:]
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[VOX:]
Ignore his chirping!
[ALASTOR:]
Every day, he's got a new format!
[VOX & STAFF:]
You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[ALASTOR:]
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[VOX:]
Oh, please!
[ALASTOR:]
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
[VOX:]
H-hold on!
[ALASTOR:]
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!
[VOX:]
You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering
[ALASTOR:]
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
[VOX:]
I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle-
[ALASTOR:]
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
[VOX:]
Fuck!
Thank you!
Try to rap this along at 2x speed like me bro
Bet
@@ElderMckinely Bet
2:07 “..lets be gay…”
I'm hearing lets be gay😭
OOOOOOOOO
1👏🏻✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨💯💯💯
After this song I have my suicidal playlist, what an upgrade.
(Note: they’re not songs that convince me to k// myself)
This feels 8D
tremendo.