Sometime after completing Far Cry 5. . . Waitress: "And how would you like your cheeseburger?" Me: "Alive. . . And still slobbering all over me!" (bangs head and pounds the table) "You diabetic bastard -- why'd you have to go!"
Hey, I've got a great idea! Why don't you make a similar one for all of the pets in Far Primal too, and when Far Cry New Dawn comes out, why don't you make another similar one for Horatio and Timber too?
Cheeseburger is honestly a gentle giant. Bears aren’t as scary as people think, they’re just territorial.
That's like shooting a kid on your lawn because your just territorial
@@triatanstopmotions4157 bears are animals. thats why
@@portgasempire7867 do you think that if a bear saw you in the woods it woulden't eat you?
@@triatanstopmotions4157 thats not what i fucking meant, bears dont follow the law
@@portgasempire7867 yup
Peaches is really sweet
Media: GAMERS COMMIT CRIMES BECAUSE OF VIDEOGAMES
Videogames:
Videogames cause violence they said it's make kid become brutal they said yeah you bullshit politicians and news anchor
I'll always save Hope County with my main bear Cheeseburger!
I do it with the oversized cat, I hate her and she's so useless and stupid freaking cat I hate cats.
Really cute and immersive, but... all the news sites and articles promised belly rubs...
to be fair that's what you do to get them back up if they're critically injured
Sometime after completing Far Cry 5. . .
Waitress: "And how would you like your cheeseburger?"
Me: "Alive. . . And still slobbering all over me!" (bangs head and pounds the table) "You diabetic bastard -- why'd you have to go!"
I think I found one of his grandkids in far cry new dawn.
Video games appeal to the male fantasy!
The male fantasy:
*AWWWW*
the fact that theres a bear named CHEESEBURGER of all things fills me with happiness
Ngl i wanted a third slot for gun for hire so that i can go on my adventure with boomer, peaches and cheeseburger
awwwww so cute
not in reality
Cutest thing ever
Peaches is So Pretty ❤ 0:14
It’s a crime to have too cute of a companion
i like that chesburgers colar is like whole ass fucking belt hahaha
That dog is to cute
*PURE*
Cheeseburger is the most adorable thing I ever seen so I like bears alot and Team Cheeseburger :) 👇
This game is unbelievable.
I NEED THE DOGGO
I find this awkwardly cute.
Soooo Cute
Yaaaay!
Yes
Hey, I've got a great idea! Why don't you make a similar one for all of the pets in Far Primal too, and when Far Cry New Dawn comes out, why don't you make another similar one for Horatio and Timber too?
So cute
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENDING!!!!
R.I.P. these cute and cuddly animals.😭😭😭And the world, I guess.
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Now that's just cus