Straight Edge

[@nikola5544]

IT WAS THE PERFECT STRAIGHT EDGE CRIME

[@elderlight]

best one

[@bodiddley8886]

“He became a cop” lmaooo

[@christopheronald]

chefs kiss

[@anaranjadisimo]

I flipped bro

[@18JR78]

0:35

[@serpicowasright4029]

That was *chefs kiss* 😙🤌

[@officialmasqq_594]

They're mostly a bunch of puritanical freaks so it checks out lmao

[@siskavard]

Stray dedge

[@floydhopkins7901]

I cant unhear it now

[@siskavard]

@@floydhopkins7901what IS stray dedge

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

Stray Dedge rules!

[@xxLonniExx]

Underrated channel ❤❤

[@micahnewman]

That's what I started hearing after about 20 seconds.

[@gimmedataids]

Q: What's this pipe for?
A: s'Drainage

[@feebleskates9913]

dammit I should have scrolled down a little, that's what I heard tooooo

[@jukeboxfandango]

you need to blow your nose

[@aitoralvarez1212]

"The other side of Straight Edge... Straight Edge"

[@martinibockinstile]

Came here to comment this, liked instead

[@thebreakfastmenu]

"Straight edge dance moves look like martial arts."

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

What's this clip from? It sounds like Americans had a moral panic over straight edge kids 😂😂 I need to see that watchdog episode now

[@macabremofo945]

​@andrewSPgaynor I think it was a show called "Gangland".

[@abraxasjinx5207]

Thurston Moore's new career as a voice over narrator is perfectly in line with the rest of the joke that is our modern timeline.

[@FiresideChatswithMatts]

This is like the evolution of a whole subgroup just on one word, and you hear it through the tones.

[@CyphersBasement]

"IT WAS THE PERFECT STRAIGHT EDGE CRIME."

[@jacobniehaus]

I love watching this while high.

[@cockandballer]

thanks vsource michelle

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

1:00 “I found out I was straight edge.”
Very sorry to hear that. Did the doctors sound optimistic? What’s the life expectancy for someone at your stage?

[@dinginternet5199]

I feel sory for Ian Mackaye

[@MrLeadghost]

Don't pity that clown

[@serpicowasright4029]

Don’t.

[@MrLeadghost]

Huh?​@@serpicowasright4029

[@Zoevandyne]

​@@serpicowasright4029 😂

[@s.a.l.1974]

Have you heard the story of a kid getting pissed off at him for drinking ice tea

[@Crustoleom]

This is what it’s like hearing someone tell you they’re straight edge

[@plexus]

this is the perfect straight edge crime

[@tandoori8597]

Stray deadged my brain to mush with that one

[@bonecrate2311]

everytime you say straight edge ,you summon cm punk

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

Pepsi ain't straight edge, bro

[@SlyHikari03]

@@YourWifesBoyfriendi just wanted a pepsi.

[@KohaiJr]

0:17 "The other side of straight edge" Ah yes... Gay Edge.

[@swinehorde9118]

'he became a cop'

[@electricfishfan]

punk moment

[@briancrawford8751]

That's even worse than being one of these straight edge squares.

[@InspiriumESOO]

@@briancrawford8751 punk squares suck

[@spiderjerusalem100]

I legit thought that was Phil Anselmo in the thumbnail, the ambassador of straight edge.

[@CleanFamilyVideos]

Straight edge is so gay, whenever im reminded of its existence, I consider becoming a drug addict.

[@trinitron384]

glad I'm not the only one who thinks this

[@sterwizard]

this is the straight edge of straight edges

[@c02c02]

dance moves look like martial arts

[@evandenney8335]

I grew up in a small southern town and in the 90s and 2000s which would be middle school and high school there was a punk rocker/straight edge guy. He got his ass kicked all the time

[@riptarozone]

straight edging

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

this was the perfect straight edge clip

[@wattthefaqameye1146]

Enough about straight edge, let's talk about gay edge

[@maxinator317]

Lmao at the narrator being Thurston Moore

[@bklmsoul]

Yeah it's almost like he was in on the joke before these guys made it

[@abraxasjinx5207]

He's becoming a damn parody. I always liked Lee better.

[@andrewmccombs7347]

@@abraxasjinx5207 Personally between only you and I, it was better when they had Peewee Herman in the band.

[@abraxasjinx5207]

@@andrewmccombs7347 I don't understand your reference.

[@andrewmccombs7347]

@@abraxasjinx5207 Peewee's Big Adventure? Peewee's Playhouse? Peewee and the Big Top? Middle-aged man that looks like a boy? Dressed in a grey tux with a red bowtie? Has a morphing voice like Bobcat Goldthwait in Police Academy? It doesn't matter.
Dog Police wins out over all of this, anyway.

[@parasite-b9604]

Well... At least this video explains what "straight edge" means.

[@frittataficionado]

Looks cool, what's this movie about?

[@joVeeNoise]

straightedge

[@khariwaits1094]

2 words: straight fuckin edge go

[@guts2112]

It told the whole story of that doc by only saying stray dedge

[@markabboud4855]

I was waiting for a CM Punk cameo

[@luckyyluca]

LMAO 0:34

[@simonh9987]

Thurston Moore narrated this?

[@randomdudelife]

yes!

[@RustyShackleford298]

when he said straight edge I felt that 🥵

[@RegularGuyJake]

Bro I'm fucking dying

[@doctorbarber1]

"I've got a stray dedge" Ian MacKaye

[@kiddynamite3984]

Addicted to telling people you dont do drugs

[@bklmsoul]

The voice of Thurston Moore!

[@AllofJudea]

I want to draw a perfect straight line, how do I do it?

[@killercroc99]

I'm proud of living this lifestyle honestly, but this makes me wanna relapse.

[@andrewmccombs7347]

So you're not straight edge. You're a recovering addict. There's a difference. One is a teenage subculture, and the other is a mid-life crisis.
Trust me, I know all about everything.

[@benfennell6842]

@@andrewmccombs7347 Can you tell me about the Sino-Soviet split and how this affected the PLA's future weapons procurement into the late twentieth century?

[@jareds9863]

Subbed. Great videos. You've definitely got something here. Cheers!

[@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047]

It stops becoming the word “straight edge” after 30 seconds

[@bpooboi]

Bout fucking time there's more videos

[@JO-nt6tk]

I straight up edge for around an hour every night, Its really freakin cool seeing guys taking it so seriously ✊ so epic! Edge on brothers 😃

[@barbaricbeing333]

this video was the reason i am now straightedge

[@WeaselFromNorth]

I'm straight edge and i approved this cut

[@notgood38]

stray-didge

[@PhilMeadJams]

Those darn sttaight edge

[@FlatRangeOperator]

str8 eg

[@guts2112]

“Straight edge crime” hahahaha

[@TY00702]

please tell me this was sourced from the same documentary

[@tjnuge]

I would also like to know

[@0UTL13R]

Stray Dedge 4 lyfe

[@misfitledoux1312]

Straight edge

[@kevinvanderheiden4166]

I love when he said straight edge

[@zonuphaon]

WHAT IS THE OTHER SIDE OF STRAIGHT EDGE?!?! PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

[@hubpillz]

dance moves look like martial arts Straightesh

[@StEvEn420BrUlE]

Hell yeah Reno on catatonicyouths

[@Anthony-nd6vk]

StrayDed

[@kevinshinkle745]

BOOM! 1k likes! Loved "He became a cop".

[@kerch-e]

You make good sht. Follow your instincts.

[@rainertentacle7573]

Brilliant!

[@n4veybaby]

streydidge

[@ScratchdHelp]

i have no idea what straight edge is all praise the algorithm

[@donquixote8462]

It means no drugs, alcohol or sex.

[@xedgelord75x65]

@@donquixote8462it means no sex? that’s fucking dumb, it was just no drugs or alcohol

[@mr.sophistication3232]

“He became a pig 👮‍♂️ “ 😂

[@noveltycrusade]

We just called them "lame"

[@na-vn5qy]

fr

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Strained

[@blackcrust330]

Spinning a bubble while watching

[@jimjones_koolaid]

You know when you say or hear a word so many times in repetition it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore

[@thetravenousgamer]

Where can I buy some Streighdedge?

[@abraxasjinx5207]

Get outta here narc, we're stray dads.

[@Woozy.0]

"No poison for life!"

[@CrisisActorJonsiri]

0:34

[@gojira5157]

Straight edge army

[@nameisnotrelevant]

0:17 curved edge😏
Diedrich Diedrich Diedrich😂

[@Togotzi]

Typical conversation with a straight edge kid

[@tacosocks2576]

Before there was "as a vegen......" there was this

[@2ndbleak]

This is almost YTP territory

[@lunacavemoth]

DRAAAAIIIINAAAAGE

[@That_Revenant_Guy]

Living in the early 00's be like:

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

Straight edge dance moves

[@cozyjosh2555]

I cant keep up I cant keep up I cant keep up

[@domjat]

streightidge

[@iamcuriousorange]

I’m sorry, is that Thurston Moore?

[@DSPsWifesBF]

If straight edge kids never talked about being straight edgy they’d be more tolerable

[@ElonTusk2024]

the other side of straight edge would be doing drugs

[@erasta7011]

Anyone else start singing the Square Pegs song?

[@Eric-np2yd]

Stray-Dej?
....
STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ

[@jorgepeterbarton]

How do you make tea?
"strain it"

[@TheSalsaDestroyer]

All those poor stray dads out there 😢

[@lca2206]

0:24 bet you didn’t notice he speaking “STRAIGHT EDGE”

[@jackogrady1020]

these guys need to calm down, drink a beer and listen to some Steely Dan

[@SlyHikari03]

Street Edge

[@xxLonniExx]

It would never going to make me straight

[@cpov1]

Showcasing FSU there for a sec?, a gang who eventually started dealing drugs.

[@chongo333]

Stra-Dedge

[@jesiclaire]

Stray dadge

[@ConsecDesign]

gotta love sober addicts who refuse to go to therapy

[@user-dz6kc2vz8x]

😂 dance moves look like martial arts was all I remember

[@andrewmccombs7347]

This is like a less blatantly Satanic "Everything Is Terrible".

[@disgoop]

straightage