Gutfeld: This dating app 'ran away in horror'

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  • 'Gutfeld!' panelists weigh in on dating app Bumble's Opening Moves feature where women won't have to make the first move amid the app's plunging stock price. #foxnews
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 474

  • @ornotgortwormiii8731
    @ornotgortwormiii8731 Місяць тому +43

    Women can discriminate against a man over an attribute that he has no control of, his height, and it's accepted without question. Men who try to discriminate against a woman over an attribute that she has near complete control of, her weight, are hounded, ridiculed and cursed.

    • @jamesbowen5573
      @jamesbowen5573 29 днів тому +1

      I don't know women are pretty crazy they can come up with some pretty creative things to discriminate against you on. My wife died a couple of years ago and she was still making fun of me for the jacket I wore in junior high 38 years ago.
      Never mind the fact that back then children didn't have a say in what they wore. My dad came in with some clothes he bought and said here boy this is what you're wearing for the next year. There was no arguing. There was no making requests. I found it a major win when he quit buying me bell bottoms in the 70s

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 27 днів тому

      I know right?!?

  • @Ron502008
    @Ron502008 Місяць тому +130

    At 1:46 In Joe's defense he constantly is allowed to lie and the media does nothing to call him on ALL the lies.

    • @timothyoneal4006
      @timothyoneal4006 Місяць тому

      FACT CHECK: the inflation rate when Biden took office was 1.43%, the lowest ever recorded. Do some real research .

    • @vxy357
      @vxy357 Місяць тому +1

      EXACTLY!!!!

    • @jamesbowen5573
      @jamesbowen5573 29 днів тому

      Democrats control and own the media the fact that they are turning on Joe Biden is because they want someone else and he won't step aside. That's why everything has come out on Joe.

  • @Wordgoblin
    @Wordgoblin Місяць тому +103

    Step 1: Release an app that makes women make the first move.
    Step 2: Backtrack because women don't want to make the first move.
    Step 3: Program the app to give a "first question" to men, letting women chose the question.
    Step 4: Women will reject any man that uses the prompt to message them because they get bored.
    Moral of the story: Modern women are never happy.

    • @encryptedwolf7623
      @encryptedwolf7623 Місяць тому +6

      EXACTLY

    • @sandrastoffel
      @sandrastoffel Місяць тому +7

      As a woman, I have to agree with that about modern women, say under 40😂

    • @suegordon6805
      @suegordon6805 Місяць тому +3

      My son met his wife on a dating app and he didn’t have a picture on it. She liked his sense of humor so took a chance and went on a date with him. They’ve been married now for almost 20 years. They waited awhile to have children and now we have 2 wonderful grandsons ages 13 and 11.

    • @bengherasim9286
      @bengherasim9286 Місяць тому

      Women are clueless don't know what they wants

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful Місяць тому +5

      @@suegordon6805
      As you just said that was over 20 years ago!!..

  • @hollyporter1193
    @hollyporter1193 Місяць тому +109

    Thank you Greg for showing again what a liar Blieden is

    • @Independent57
      @Independent57 Місяць тому

      Trump said, "I just want to find 11,780 votes", the minimum number needed to overcome Biden's advantage in Georgia.

    • @Independent57
      @Independent57 Місяць тому

      I don’t think Jesus likes Trump

  • @John-fv8sc
    @John-fv8sc Місяць тому +35

    Thats actually a great idea a dateing app called "the rest of us"

    • @davidcosta2244
      @davidcosta2244 Місяць тому +1

      It's not "dateing," but DATING, because you drop the "e" before adding the "ing." Even the UA-cam spellchecker tried correcting this when I was typing your spelling of dating in this post.

    • @John-fv8sc
      @John-fv8sc Місяць тому

      @@davidcosta2244 well thank you for the spelling lesson I am glad you got that off your chest I hope you feel better about yourself, but what the hell does my spelling mistake have to do with anything.

    • @davidcosta2244
      @davidcosta2244 Місяць тому

      @@John-fv8sc Ignorance isn't bliss, just saying.

  • @beelikemizu604
    @beelikemizu604 Місяць тому +31

    Best line I heard from a Marine years ago…. “So, you like stuff?” Hard to reject someone without being a liar 😂

  • @mkhud50n
    @mkhud50n Місяць тому +28

    I feel like the only person who never used a dating app

    • @amd1273
      @amd1273 Місяць тому +4

      Your not the only one. There are a few men who haven't. Not many

    • @RockyMtn5280
      @RockyMtn5280 Місяць тому +5

      I used to try them apps like 15 yrs ago in stuff it always seemed like some type of scam gets yr hopes up thinking ur gonna meet but then u realize she's probably dealing with 50 other guys ur better off going outside and trying reality then the internet for love or whatever

    • @davidcosta2244
      @davidcosta2244 Місяць тому +2

      I'll admit that I have, and I believe there's definite AI being used to make it seem that others are greeting you, when they're actually not.

    • @elainegoolsby9902
      @elainegoolsby9902 Місяць тому +4

      You're not, I've never used a dating app either, and I don't have a problem talking to men, on any subject. I also write real letters, (snail mail).

    • @RockyMtn5280
      @RockyMtn5280 Місяць тому

      @elainegoolsby9902
      Really, that be cool I'd write to u 😎

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 Місяць тому +40

    Greg, your opening monologue was one of THE most Succinct openings that I have EVER heard.
    Kudo's, my Friend. Kudo's.

  • @ronaldmckenna1283
    @ronaldmckenna1283 Місяць тому +22

    81 million votes. Give me a break. FJB.

  • @russellbowen3238
    @russellbowen3238 Місяць тому +63

    Has joe said anything that is true since he got elected?

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 Місяць тому

      Joe was installed by his media

    • @donnaparrish7638
      @donnaparrish7638 Місяць тому +13

      No

    • @williamruffoh
      @williamruffoh Місяць тому +5

      That's a ridiculous question. You might want to go see a doctor

    • @John-fv8sc
      @John-fv8sc Місяць тому +16

      Joe has not said anything true in at least 50 years I know I was here

    • @jayrowe6473
      @jayrowe6473 Місяць тому +11

      Not in the past 50 years, anyway.

  • @RivvyB
    @RivvyB Місяць тому +106

    So basically the young ones aren't socialized and don't know how to speak to each other. lol

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 Місяць тому +5

      Plenty of 30s 40s women on the apps.

    • @christineobrien7707
      @christineobrien7707 Місяць тому

      The young people can't get through a 5 minute conversation without looking down on their phones....Ftards

    • @AndrewPriester
      @AndrewPriester Місяць тому +12

      I was in a restaurant & notice two ladies on the same table, they weren’t talking to each other
      They were on their IPhones until their dinner came
      Even then they didn’t talked to each other

    • @christinewarren7523
      @christinewarren7523 Місяць тому +14

      They think being social is keeping their nose in social media.

    • @RivvyB
      @RivvyB Місяць тому +1

      @@johnedward8352 those are young ones lol

  • @Rathkryn
    @Rathkryn Місяць тому +46

    CNN Interviewer: _"The price of housing has doubled since you took office."_
    Jen O''Side joey: _"That's why I'm working to reduce the cost of rentals."_

  • @chrisp7652
    @chrisp7652 Місяць тому +10

    When women get over the idea you are going to land a 6’, rich and handsome man, they will no longer need cats. Those men just play the field.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 Місяць тому +1

      what makes these dating app trollers think the perfect man would settle for
      someone like them ?

  • @jasonlee-le6oj
    @jasonlee-le6oj Місяць тому +61

    Lying OBiden FJB

  • @danielmayer6956
    @danielmayer6956 Місяць тому +10

    I have a cat, i already have someone who doesn't appreciate me, takes me for granted, and leaves hair everywhere

  • @Real_Life_863
    @Real_Life_863 Місяць тому +32

    Daniels, a National disgrace!

  • @simondavis750
    @simondavis750 Місяць тому +25

    The only "opening" message you would get from women was "hey" or "Hi". Then the guy was expected to pick it up and make it interesting. The delicious irony is the majority of these women on other sites all put a bit in their bios saying not to just open with "Hi" say something interesting. So all the work was still left to the men.

    • @paulsaulpaul
      @paulsaulpaul Місяць тому

      Are these women even native english speakers? It's pretty easy to tell. In my experience, they're always faking their location and running a scam from another country. That is my assumption when they speak in broken English, anyway. They can barely keep track of their fake location. You ask something like, "what do you like to do in the area?" They say, "go too beach." But you live 600 miles from the nearest coast.

    • @XXchromosome24
      @XXchromosome24 Місяць тому

      Funny bc I found guys only send Hi, hey, or what's up sexy? Oh gee, swoon. 🙄

    • @paulsaulpaul
      @paulsaulpaul Місяць тому

      @@XXchromosome24 I've written far more literate and interesting messages to many women. Very rarely does it get reciprocated. Not sure if it is a reading comprehension issue, my profile pics, vocabulary barriers, or perhaps they're just so blown away by the contrast to the typical message that they think something is amiss or a scam is being ran on them.
      In my experience, it's mostly just catfishers on the dating platforms anyway, and they have to run my messages (and their own) through a machine translation service. It's quite bad, actually. There's a distinct difference between someone that writes things like "bc" and "wyd" and someone that writes things like, "I think I love you for who you are you sound really much interesting" (actual quote from a random conversation I just pulled up).
      And this person claimed to live in the Northwest Arkansas area and had a photo that appeared to be someone that was born and raised here.
      But catfishers aside, I see a lot of dissonance between what most women (and men for that matter) claim they want versus what they are actually receptive to. And that's pretty well-established in the psychological literature, at least by my estimation and understanding.
      My email address is in my youtube profile. As you can see, I like to write. Hit me up if you live nearby the region I mentioned above. I weigh 155 at 5'10" (which is ideal). I don't drink or use drugs. My diet is of keto and intermittent fasting. I write and think for a living. And I tame computers, which can be beasts.

    • @simondavis750
      @simondavis750 Місяць тому

      @@XXchromosome24 Oh yeah. Online dating is the worst and both genders are terrible at it.

  • @_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_
    @_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_ Місяць тому +60

    Get rid of all dating apps and meet people in person and get married.

  • @TylerDurden-rh6hu
    @TylerDurden-rh6hu Місяць тому +5

    Constant pain sucks i wish it could stop.

  • @geraldzaplawa6390
    @geraldzaplawa6390 Місяць тому +9

    I feel more inspired at work than ever!!! This is my 30th year of teaching, and never have I seen more of a need to help my students grow and become citizens who can positively contribute to society!!!!!

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp Місяць тому +18

    I’ve been on Bumble for about 10 years. Almost every time all the girls would say was”hi”.
    Or “what’s your favourite movie?” Her:, Disney
    what’s your favourite movie? Me: Platoon
    …ok let’s just meet already lol
    Men and women rarely have anything in common. Those opener questions are stupid.

    • @Dino-gc6sb
      @Dino-gc6sb Місяць тому +2

      That is a great movie. Ive seen it at least 50 times.

    • @redpill9624
      @redpill9624 Місяць тому +2

      Dr Zhivago…cinematic excellence 😊

    • @JinxD247
      @JinxD247 Місяць тому +1

      Tropic Thunder 🤣

    • @morganschiller2288
      @morganschiller2288 Місяць тому

      Lol!

    • @morganschiller2288
      @morganschiller2288 Місяць тому +1

      Mine was and is Braveheart and the Patriot. I’m enamored with manly men with a rage issue.

  • @thePrussian
    @thePrussian Місяць тому +20

    I gave up, I’m too ugly and poor.

    • @judly85
      @judly85 Місяць тому +7

      No no, post Malone has taught us that we're not ugly, just poor lol 😂

    • @Freer07
      @Freer07 Місяць тому +2

      Jordan Peterson will help out if you need the mind and will to be resilient and transform yourself

    • @olalilja2381
      @olalilja2381 Місяць тому +3

      I'm not ugly and not poor, but I still gave up... adopt MGTOW! (PS. I'm not top-10-percent, though...)

    • @laurapayne8177
      @laurapayne8177 Місяць тому +6

      I fell in love with a poor man. Character is everything. Married 37 years

  • @RonNorman-ie1nv
    @RonNorman-ie1nv Місяць тому +27

    Inflation on food is up almost 100% for instance a bag of ruffles potato chips was $4 now it is $8 to me that's 100% so thank you sloppy joe now I have nothing to eat with my sloppy joe

    • @Dino-gc6sb
      @Dino-gc6sb Місяць тому +1

      That you took chips as an example says everything we need to know about you.

    • @RonNorman-ie1nv
      @RonNorman-ie1nv Місяць тому +6

      @@Dino-gc6sb the fact that you're a Biden voter says everything we need to know about you

    • @bwtv147
      @bwtv147 Місяць тому

      @@Dino-gc6sbOK. The price of milk, eggs, and bread have doubled since Joe Biden took office.

    • @bwtv147
      @bwtv147 Місяць тому +6

      What about the prices of milk, eggs, and bread doubling since Joe Biden took office.

    • @RonNorman-ie1nv
      @RonNorman-ie1nv Місяць тому +5

      @@bwtv147 yeah I know it was kind of oddball to mention potato chips but I was just at the store and bought a bag and I thought to myself my Lord. And of course you get idiots and haters commenting and about why did you mention potato chips blah blah blah well because I was just at the store

  • @briant7265
    @briant7265 Місяць тому +9

    Guys! Post a profile picture of a bear, and say you love a long walk in the woods. All the chicks will pick you.

  • @shirothehero0609
    @shirothehero0609 Місяць тому +14

    Btw, chronic pain SUCKS.
    Until you've lived with it, it's easy to complain about legal opiate users, bitching about your neighbor that only does yardwork an hour at a time.
    Chronic pain is real and it's awful and destroys your life. Empathy is cool.

    • @nwalker282
      @nwalker282 Місяць тому

      Did you get your chronic pain by making bad health choices? like being obese?

    • @angelshalo06
      @angelshalo06 Місяць тому

      ​@@nwalker282learn what chronic pain is. 😏

    • @legoguyver7459
      @legoguyver7459 Місяць тому +1

      It's like torture 24/7...it makes medieval times look like a spa.

    • @morganschiller2288
      @morganschiller2288 Місяць тому +1

      Totally agree with this statement. I have been bitching about this for years. Chronic pain ruins your quality of life, and we get looked down on by the medical community as drug seekers.

    • @shirothehero0609
      @shirothehero0609 Місяць тому

      @@nwalker282 I was involved in a bad car accident from an RV parked into the road on a blind corner. Ended up with a motor in my lap and broke both legs, both knees, both ankles, seatbelt snapped my collarbone and went through the airbag and hit the steering wheel with my face and shattered my right cheek which is now a titanium plate.
      Then, I raced downhill MTB for a few years and broke the other collar bone and right scapula and right arm plus a few good concussions.
      So no, I'm not obese. I had someone else cause me to be bed bound for 3 months and wheelchair for 6 and I had too much fun doing backflips and going fast for the other.
      Thanks for EXACTLY proving my point about ignorant people assuming that chronic pain is because "I'm obese".
      But thanks for judging.
      (The best way to ask would have been "What is the source of your pain?" But instead, you showed your disgust for people in pain with an assumption.)

  • @orionspur
    @orionspur Місяць тому +15

    1:04 I just realized Hillary looks like Bizarro Florence Henderson.

  • @johnlerner5346
    @johnlerner5346 Місяць тому +57

    FJB! - Charge Him for Insurrection and dereliction of duty!
    If Incompetent, Impeach and Charge this Traitor for Treason!

    • @johnlerner5346
      @johnlerner5346 Місяць тому +7

      @@andrelotscher280 get lost! stop harassing me or I will turn you into the FBI!

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn Місяць тому

      @@andrelotscher280 Isn't biden withholding Congressionally approved foreign aid for personal/political benefits? udden udden
      Do you want to impeach Trump for it again?

    • @andrelotscher280
      @andrelotscher280 Місяць тому +4

      Waugh Mommy FBI 😭😭😭

    • @sherlockhomo-ph4su
      @sherlockhomo-ph4su Місяць тому

      You need to get a life and a job. You can't even think of a new comment for the past month.

    • @sherlockhomo-ph4su
      @sherlockhomo-ph4su Місяць тому +3

      ​@@johnlerner5346😂😂😂😂

  • @LightUpNancy
    @LightUpNancy Місяць тому +8

    “I love your Greta Van Susteren impression there.” Omg so good! Well done, Greg. 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @vampiro4236
      @vampiro4236 Місяць тому +1

      I busted up laughing when he said that 🤣

  • @stewartpalmer2456
    @stewartpalmer2456 Місяць тому +3

    Or, if you are on the View, you face rejection 5 out of 5 times 24/7.

  • @lisadamele1108
    @lisadamele1108 Місяць тому +10

    Your opening monologue was laugh out loud funny! 😁😁

  • @carolchennning9188
    @carolchennning9188 Місяць тому +3

    he is so on point! I hate approaching women. I hate the rejection. They need to see what it's like for themselves.

  • @Martin_Priesthood
    @Martin_Priesthood Місяць тому +12

    👍🤣✨✨😂. 👌 Biology always comes back

  • @kafemocha5016
    @kafemocha5016 Місяць тому +5

    Barron will become our tallest president someday!

  • @TheLady_Laura
    @TheLady_Laura Місяць тому +2

    It's best to make connections in real life.

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 Місяць тому +2

    When he said there should be an ap called "The Rest of Us", i was really hoping for a full sketch.

  • @mirjanan.1963
    @mirjanan.1963 Місяць тому +8

    O, dear...that old word "courtship",... and "romance" why would they be just for the movies? Don't we all like to see a good romantic movies?

  • @shox_1234
    @shox_1234 Місяць тому +4

    Would like a show about women prefering to being in contact (feeling safer) with a bear than men

  • @maxmustermann1206
    @maxmustermann1206 Місяць тому +4

    bumble: 1) move or act in an awkward or confused manner 2) speak in a confused or indistinct way
    Sounds like Bumble is the dating app for me.

  • @Laceykat66
    @Laceykat66 Місяць тому +1

    The problem with "getting off the apps and meeting people in person," is that those people are still on the apps. You walk into a singles meet & greet and you are the only one in the room.

  • @tumbleweedtony1796
    @tumbleweedtony1796 Місяць тому +4

    Bumble finally meets Drizzle Drizzle 😂💪🏼🇺🇸

  • @GarrettHypes
    @GarrettHypes Місяць тому

    "Losers or creeps", golden!

  • @KyushuStagger
    @KyushuStagger Місяць тому +3

    A good looking man with a not so hot woman is called Married.

  • @jackoszuscik6669
    @jackoszuscik6669 Місяць тому +4

    KAT SOUNDED LIKE MAE WEST 🤔😂
    WHY DON'T YOU PICK A SINGLE MAN AND LEAVE THE HUSBANDS ALONE!

  • @VUrban-yr5ch
    @VUrban-yr5ch Місяць тому +14

    Have a show with Joe Rogan, Rosanne, and Jim Breuer. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sherlockhomo-ph4su
      @sherlockhomo-ph4su Місяць тому +1

      Omg that would be the most unwatchable thing in broadcast history.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 Місяць тому +1

      Joe would never come on this show

    • @blackrifle6736
      @blackrifle6736 Місяць тому

      *Excellent idea! Jim Brewer has often been a Gutfeld! guest so that's a start...*

  • @MrOldclunker
    @MrOldclunker Місяць тому

    Greg, you are one of a kind....keep it rolling!

  • @jm76vd
    @jm76vd Місяць тому +4

    Go to bars kiddo’s and be human like years before smartphones..and don’t look at your phone when you’re at the bar..Make eye contact and small talk

    • @novaskies3604
      @novaskies3604 Місяць тому +1

      Go to bars to find true love? Terrible advice man lmao. People have found true love through dating apps.

  • @user-eh2gy3yy3b
    @user-eh2gy3yy3b Місяць тому +1

    FJB

  • @dner75-xh9le
    @dner75-xh9le Місяць тому +6

    It's not complicated. Guys: Go to a bar, drink at a slow pace, chat up a woman who isn't getting wrecked and is also drinking at a slow pace. No guarantee for success, but that is your best shot. These dating apps have been nonsense for over 20 years now.

  • @Ryan-pj5cx
    @Ryan-pj5cx Місяць тому +2

    the 6' tall thing has always been so weird to me
    I was just under 6' (5' 11.75") and back when I was dating women would FREAK OUT if I said 6'
    if it's that big a deal .. sure 5' 11". ... whatever. good way to filter out shallow women.

  • @Almighty_cornholio
    @Almighty_cornholio Місяць тому +21

    Thank you libs for letting me vote for trump a 3rd time

    • @BobBenson-qz8lp
      @BobBenson-qz8lp Місяць тому

      Here is Trump tonight, spewing the same lying phrases, presenting ZERO evidence,repeating the nonsense over and over and over again in hopes that these gullible trumper doucheb*gs fall for it again! He's about to get his first of 3 felonies. Get back to reality ,Trumpers, He's already behind Biden in real polling.It's time to get therapy. He's got nothing but deceptive bad with fox news and news max's help in painting alternate gaslighting realities about liberal, conservative and center thoughts are.
      But the bad man and his propaganda machine is manipulating you fools into his criminal deception, who's actually A LIBERAL AT HEART! Sad trumpers sheep.

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 Місяць тому +2

    You had to bring the photo over. 😂😂😂😂. Jamie is a cack.
    Joe Machi 😂😂😂

  • @user-zh9hb1vu6p
    @user-zh9hb1vu6p Місяць тому +2

    A minute and a half is pushing it.😂

  • @deltazulu2848
    @deltazulu2848 Місяць тому +2

    16:00 what Greg is saying is surround yourself with people where you can be yourself that share similar interests to you. Odds are you’ll find someone with similar values. You may not meet your wife at the range, but you might meet her brother.

  • @firstnamehash4723
    @firstnamehash4723 Місяць тому +1

    This chaos has actually given me to step up with some purpose so its actually inspiring and challenging trying to stop it not that that positive

  • @elijahhodges4405
    @elijahhodges4405 Місяць тому +2

    I loved the artist's depiction of Stormy Daniels.

    • @csc8697
      @csc8697 Місяць тому

      I heard Stormy gave her hush money to stop drawing her! 😂

  • @HUD308
    @HUD308 Місяць тому +1

    Bumble-- Really? Aren’t there 20or 30 more important “bumbles” going on?

  • @seansoccer100
    @seansoccer100 Місяць тому

    Yeesh. That was a painful monologue. 😨

  • @jennyv5901
    @jennyv5901 Місяць тому

    Great monolog, Greg👏👏👏👏

  • @user-rk1ic9pq7r
    @user-rk1ic9pq7r Місяць тому +1

    That’s actually kind of true, I used to be a professional musician, and I had never in my life had more women throw themselves at me than when I was on stage

  • @heloisachaves8414
    @heloisachaves8414 Місяць тому

    Great monologue!

  • @DrDangerPuppy
    @DrDangerPuppy Місяць тому

    I haven't used a dating app since that fish company went public. I forgot what it's called. Proof of Fish? Fish Pool? Blah, I can't remember... that's how long it's been. In person is when the fish won't stop biting!

  • @cantdance3077
    @cantdance3077 Місяць тому

    Brilliant monologue!

  • @EDW-task8
    @EDW-task8 Місяць тому +2

    They literally use to not to able to drive...lol

  • @appsourcer8774
    @appsourcer8774 Місяць тому

    Gutfeld, that was Gold!!

  • @Michaelobama184
    @Michaelobama184 Місяць тому

    Does Greg have the Applause button. Ha Ha 😂

  • @bengherasim9286
    @bengherasim9286 Місяць тому

    Who woulda thought a dating app still employs hundreds of people .... its a dating app not manufacturing

  • @outdoorswitderkit9636
    @outdoorswitderkit9636 Місяць тому

    Gripping for a minute and a half then flicking to something else lol😂 loved it!

  • @davidbooth7778
    @davidbooth7778 Місяць тому +1

    Kudos around 2:00......I now have to dry my coffee off the keyboard keypad!!

  • @PaulVilla-du1ci
    @PaulVilla-du1ci Місяць тому

    Never heard of Bumble!

  • @robertbroughton1443
    @robertbroughton1443 19 днів тому

    Alleged wealth. Anybody can say that they are millionaires, but the truth is "THEY ARE NOT". Far from it. I knew a female friend who hooked up with a guy who "CLAIMED" he was a wealthy man with millions in the bank, but it turned out that he was a lowlife crack addict who was completely broke, and he came very close to leaving her broke financially. She was so enamoured with him, that for a period of time she wouldn't listen to any of us who tried to signal to her that he was not who he said he was.

  • @user-zt8jq7xz2h
    @user-zt8jq7xz2h Місяць тому +1

    Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

  • @johnedward8352
    @johnedward8352 Місяць тому +3

    I like bumble. Way better than tinder.

  • @chrisoulalakkas3169
    @chrisoulalakkas3169 26 днів тому

    Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.

  • @YourPrinter
    @YourPrinter Місяць тому

    Come on Greg, I'm quadzilla 😂

  • @ronaldsanderson9924
    @ronaldsanderson9924 Місяць тому +1

    Long ad for Bumble 😅

  • @GhostofSicklesleg
    @GhostofSicklesleg Місяць тому

    I couldn’t imagine dating now. Met my wife in a dance club in Coronado, California in 86 and still together. The one thing I lacked was the money at that time, and the fact she even gave me a chance was great.

  • @JoannGelrud
    @JoannGelrud Місяць тому

    Like it more when Tyrus is on. He hasn't been there for days!

  • @jondspen
    @jondspen Місяць тому +1

    12:30 Actually, no they are not getting married, nor are they having kids (at least according to the stats). People that are married, 50% divorce and 80% of those by women. 50% stay together, how many u think just do it for kids/finances/convenience?

  • @jonathanhughes8679
    @jonathanhughes8679 Місяць тому

    Then how did they catch them.

  • @danl.4743
    @danl.4743 Місяць тому +1

    Those pauses for the imaginary laughter that happen only in Greg's head.

  • @BrewdasDM7419
    @BrewdasDM7419 Місяць тому +2

    I just wish they could put a picture of a female sasquatch on my beer can. That would help.
    🤘😎

  • @michaelsteven5558
    @michaelsteven5558 Місяць тому +1

    Yeah guys, get off your apps and get on your abs. There it is.

  • @jeffgraham8947
    @jeffgraham8947 Місяць тому +3

    Great opening and great show Gutfeld rocks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timothyoneal4006
    @timothyoneal4006 Місяць тому

    I have to agree with all of this.

  • @susanturner9023
    @susanturner9023 Місяць тому

    Tweets on a projector was great and no one laughed but me?!

  • @josephhoffman7760
    @josephhoffman7760 Місяць тому +2

    Scholarly look

  • @klong3105
    @klong3105 Місяць тому

    It's a wizard of Oz world. Remember "only bad witches are ugly". It's lame that we promote seeing people that way.

  • @bumblebee623
    @bumblebee623 Місяць тому +7

    I like when women match you and don't make the first move. It shows they're weak and bumble saved you from a waste of time.

  • @ronaldguild3627
    @ronaldguild3627 Місяць тому

    Brutal!

  • @figureitoutchannel7028
    @figureitoutchannel7028 Місяць тому

    Greg Gutfeld….the King of Late Night!!!!

  • @BrianSeal364
    @BrianSeal364 Місяць тому

    Greg Gutfeld is fricking hilarious

  • @tomhellert4125
    @tomhellert4125 Місяць тому +1

    poor joe.... poor jamie

  • @BillyIgnacioQuiboloy
    @BillyIgnacioQuiboloy Місяць тому

    5 dollars? ?

  • @theearchetype
    @theearchetype Місяць тому

    No one came......

  • @kokonanana1
    @kokonanana1 Місяць тому

    Fire hoses make great showers!!!

  • @legoguyver7459
    @legoguyver7459 Місяць тому

    The bottom 90% of men have realized that the juice is not worth the squeeze.

  • @TheeRocker
    @TheeRocker Місяць тому

    Huh,,, 9 out of 10 deny ??? I'm pretty much a 2 out of 10 deny,,, I must be lucky as hell, lmfao !!!

  • @je__.
    @je__. 28 днів тому

    "idk bout you guys...... i dont care bout you guys"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teribelleau137
    @teribelleau137 Місяць тому

    Great line-up 😂😅😂😅❤😊

  • @BillyIgnacioQuiboloy
    @BillyIgnacioQuiboloy Місяць тому

    Good night. TOO Tired.