Funny Metallica Moments - Vol. 7

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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  • @beef6268
    @beef6268 10 років тому +381

    Lars:"We could say 'F*ck!'.
    Guy:"You said it 20 times already!"

  • @MakuziTheInuk
    @MakuziTheInuk 9 років тому +317

    3:33 "I didn't get anything and it cost me 40 bucks" LOL James

    • @Paulsmuse
      @Paulsmuse 9 років тому +11

      Oh yeah... loved that! :)

    • @MetalMayhem1978
      @MetalMayhem1978 4 роки тому +2

      M3TALLICAxD I always thought he said
      I don’t get anything that comes to $40. Haha

    • @lorenaflorentina4285
      @lorenaflorentina4285 4 роки тому +3

      the story of my life

    • @starduster06
      @starduster06 2 роки тому +1

      "Can't believe the price... you pay"

  • @FreshKonradore
    @FreshKonradore 8 років тому +298

    That dude will be telling his grandkids about the time he beat James Hetfield at armwrestling

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 8 років тому +6

      Yeah, this is probably how it'd go down
      Interviewer: I once beat James Hetfield of Metallica in an arm wrestling match
      Kids: Oooohhhh :D Dad you are so freaking awesome
      Interviewer: I know :)

    • @phantasm81
      @phantasm81 4 роки тому +3

      Can you imagine if James fucked up his arm from this. Like a freak accident. That's his picking hand, too.

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@phantasm81 He would be crucified.

    • @dumbr2098
      @dumbr2098 3 роки тому +3

      Grandfather: i beat james hetfield at armwrestling
      Grandkids: aye aye lil pump, aye aye, esketitt!!! Wait who?
      Lemme listen to dat shit, aye bet he be poppin
      What the hell is this? It's just noise and screaming! Bro aye aye this has no talent bro, anyone can do that aye bro aye lil g aye gang gang aye

    • @Frankamentise
      @Frankamentise 3 роки тому

      I'm sure James let him win. lol

  • @EzioNova9293
    @EzioNova9293 8 років тому +135

    4:49 the sign says:
    Metallica
    PLEASE
    NO SHITTING
    NO SHOWERING

    • @FloridamanMN
      @FloridamanMN 7 років тому

      Ezio Auditore hey other me lol

    • @NoSkillzGC
      @NoSkillzGC 6 років тому +3

      NO NAKED YOGA

    • @jaseaquino
      @jaseaquino 5 років тому +1

      Lars: I'm not shitting. 😂😂😂💩💩💩

  • @prestonbike
    @prestonbike 8 років тому +111

    1:25 "Oh my GYOD, it was syeooo metal dyeewwd."
    I love James.

  • @PuffyOne1898
    @PuffyOne1898 6 років тому +181

    7:50
    Kirk: not only that, but...
    Jason: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @jaseaquino
      @jaseaquino 5 років тому +21

      Kirk: And... We're also going to...
      Lars: KICK MY ASS OSLO!!!

    • @thischarmingman7896
      @thischarmingman7896 5 років тому +23

      I love how Jason screamed like Mario lol

    • @okshesbroken7837
      @okshesbroken7837 4 роки тому +7

      WAAAAAAAH sounds like something Kirk would say

    • @sinistershredder
      @sinistershredder 3 роки тому +3

      WAAAAAAAHHH sounds like me trying to sing XD

    • @gOaT33_D3AThCoR3
      @gOaT33_D3AThCoR3 3 роки тому

      James: FUCK YOU I'M NOT PLAYING!

  • @markyboo
    @markyboo 9 років тому +420

    I never understood why Lars gets so much hate as a person (not a drummer). I've never seen a video of him being an asshole. He always has a great sense of humor. Maybe it all goes back to the Napster thing.

    • @emmarossignol4445
      @emmarossignol4445 9 років тому +14

      ***** the hate is about him sueing napster

    • @bryantham11
      @bryantham11 9 років тому +10

      Yeah but do people even use nastier anymore

    • @Jimbob-gw7jp
      @Jimbob-gw7jp 9 років тому +45

      +Mark Lambert He sued Napster more so for other smaller bands coming up that did not have money not so much for his own rich band at least that is what I heard. Napster was shit anyway. You tube is good because you can listen to an album and decide if you want to buy it or not.

    • @sadsadasdsadasdsadas
      @sadsadasdsadasdsadas 8 років тому +27

      +Mark Lambert Its because ignorant people doesn't know better and jump the bandwagon

    • @daphnezambiebambie4066
      @daphnezambiebambie4066 8 років тому +30

      I agree, he doesn't deserve any hate. the people who deserve hate are the haters out there in the world.

  • @Evelina_412
    @Evelina_412 8 років тому +43

    3:14 ,,10 minutes?! Fuck you!" As a person who's always late everywhere... This shit is relatable

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 8 років тому

      Yup. I love the profile pic, Queen is one of my favourite bands, Freddie Mercury is one of the best singers of all time

    • @urfavtables
      @urfavtables 3 роки тому

      @@andrewpappas9311 lol

  • @Lithuania8634
    @Lithuania8634 7 років тому +81

    2:41 Italian drummer

  • @roccojc8071
    @roccojc8071 4 роки тому +5

    James: ah fuck man
    Kirk: shit dude
    Lars: FOCK MAN

  • @joelwilnierak3361
    @joelwilnierak3361 8 років тому +71

    9:30 , James was on his clean sound the whhole time 😂

  • @BeastEJ620
    @BeastEJ620 5 років тому +65

    Me: * misses a question *
    Me being socially awkward: 7:52

  • @nathl1231
    @nathl1231 10 років тому +126

    the end. "dont put that up on the internet"

  • @MrFeelGoodJson24YTP
    @MrFeelGoodJson24YTP 5 років тому +45

    2:40 He's no longer a Danish drummer. He's a Italian drummer now! 😂😂

  • @Phix75
    @Phix75 4 роки тому +43

    James can actually play them drums.. Guy is super talented imho.

  • @teemuv4271
    @teemuv4271 5 років тому +54

    3:18 crrhhhrhrhlean this up in ten minutes

  • @whereswesker
    @whereswesker 5 років тому +40

    It is confirmed when Jason is too excited he can't form words but to : wooooahhhhhhh or arrragggghhhhh

  • @Inqqyyy
    @Inqqyyy 9 років тому +58

    6:39 Robert knew about nae nae before it was cool :D

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 8 років тому

      Yup

    • @thenormanator5289
      @thenormanator5289 8 років тому +1

      +|FIN|Snoopy I hope you step on a landmine.

    • @Inqqyyy
      @Inqqyyy 8 років тому +4

      +The Normanator why are you so angry? I also hate that "dance move" but i tought it was funny

    • @hetjamesfield4473
      @hetjamesfield4473 8 років тому +2

      Let me answer.. I think The Nominator is angry because he do not suupport Trujillo..

  • @ZoZo1o
    @ZoZo1o 13 років тому +31

    *snif* *snif* (lars smells his sweat)
    Lars : YEAAAAH, HEAVEY METAL!!
    best part

  • @mrmogensen
    @mrmogensen 8 років тому +167

    Why isn't 2:40 the most over used Lars meme ever ?

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 8 років тому +5

      That should've been a thing, that'd be hilarious

    • @hutchthehusky
      @hutchthehusky 5 років тому +4

      When you want to buy candy but your mom says "no"

    • @PuffyOne1898
      @PuffyOne1898 4 роки тому +5

      That’s probably the Lars-iest face that Lars has made so far.

  • @bandolierboy1908
    @bandolierboy1908 8 років тому +64

    Pause at 2:50 and you can definitely tell the size of james' shoulders, all that down picking got his right shoulder huge

    • @skippityblippity8656
      @skippityblippity8656 7 років тому +5

      isaac white "right picking"

    • @Ilshatey
      @Ilshatey 5 років тому +3

      He is right-handed. Every right-handed person's right hand is bigger and stronger than left hand

    • @alexandrebernard6569
      @alexandrebernard6569 5 років тому

      I have the exact same problem!

  • @Phant0mGetsuga993
    @Phant0mGetsuga993 7 років тому +22

    "Don't put that up on the internet"
    -video ends-
    Lars must've been so pissed when he found out what happened to the recordings.

  • @nkjagshenry
    @nkjagshenry 9 років тому +13

    6:26 lars: "damn bassists"

  • @zakarot2889
    @zakarot2889 7 років тому +41

    5:54 Lars 30 years of making😂😂

  • @swisscheeseplease97
    @swisscheeseplease97 4 роки тому +7

    6:36 no one:
    Lars: I’m not shitting!

  • @curtisy565
    @curtisy565 8 років тому +49

    2:50 JUST DO IT DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

    • @kretzschi5000
      @kretzschi5000 3 роки тому

      haha at the time this wasnt even invented you could say James was a pioneer on that matter. :D

  • @Doyledeth
    @Doyledeth 8 років тому +49

    "You should always wash your hands, post poo."

  • @hql
    @hql 11 років тому +4

    a great band with that kind of humor and humbleness, damn, can't get enough of them

  • @jtwilliams8895
    @jtwilliams8895 3 роки тому +4

    3:26 a sandwich and a grapefruit for 38 bucks? Wonder what the same breakfast would cost in 2021

  • @thequintessential5503
    @thequintessential5503 10 років тому +25

    Please make a volume 13. there are some really hilarious moments they have made since 2012-2013. I love Metallica! watching these videos you get to know their personalities off stage! they are really funny!!!!

  • @janevens7611
    @janevens7611 3 роки тому +4

    9:22 that right hand is quick af

  • @omgillerminarty2254
    @omgillerminarty2254 11 років тому +6

    I can't take kirk seriously when he says "metal", he's such a softy hahahah

  • @talktalk2412
    @talktalk2412 4 роки тому +10

    Lars has an awesome vioce, really suits a rockstar too.

  • @hidetogates2270
    @hidetogates2270 4 роки тому +15

    7:07 - 8:08 made my day 😂

  • @allanhetfield1922
    @allanhetfield1922 3 роки тому +3

    Kirk talking about art styles LMAO 0:31

  • @JordanJamesAW
    @JordanJamesAW 12 років тому +4

    something about James in a Towell turban will always be effing hilarious

  • @Pirustae
    @Pirustae 12 років тому +6

    I just LOVE James so much. The most hilarious guy on Earth.

  • @iTeKsHaLeXzz
    @iTeKsHaLeXzz 10 років тому +39

    "100% Not Spandex."

  • @elliciaodell9386
    @elliciaodell9386 5 років тому +20

    Has anyone noticed ( apart from me) that Jason has abs

  • @gabrielsworld4385
    @gabrielsworld4385 5 років тому +4

    Lars talking about chris adler made me so increadibly happy

  • @rachealjones7156
    @rachealjones7156 8 років тому +26

    that red speedo

    • @annabesantina5486
      @annabesantina5486 4 роки тому +3

      Never thought I’d need a man with red speedos but here we are 😧

  • @v4mp.l0ver
    @v4mp.l0ver 4 роки тому +8

    Jason sounded like Luigi right there

  • @Mattnh
    @Mattnh 8 років тому +14

    'Don't put that up'
    *watched it a minute ago*

  • @Jemand84
    @Jemand84 9 років тому +36

    Lars did not wash his hands :D

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 6 років тому +8

      Jemand84 You must always wash your hands post-poo before a heavy metal concert

    • @hyperbiscuit2284
      @hyperbiscuit2284 6 років тому +1

      But he wasn't post-poo, and they never said anything about post-pee.

    • @sabicismet8601
      @sabicismet8601 5 років тому +2

      Cuz hes fuckin heavy metal

    • @sirkjohno0129
      @sirkjohno0129 3 роки тому

      Probably not the best idea in 2020

    • @matlockcrowl3396
      @matlockcrowl3396 3 роки тому

      @@sirkjohno0129 covid is not spread through piss

  • @monkeybread3217
    @monkeybread3217 6 років тому +11

    1:12 first of all did i just witness lars moon me

  • @NuradinPridon
    @NuradinPridon 9 років тому +24

    funny thing when lars says "dont put this on internet" in the end of a video :D

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 4 роки тому +3

      Little did he know it would be put onto the internet

  • @ROKKuBOT
    @ROKKuBOT 11 років тому +9

    "You must wash your hands post-poo, before doing a heavy-metal concert"

  • @Brann82
    @Brann82 4 роки тому +6

    Metallica is dream band come true.

  • @Uzikill545
    @Uzikill545 10 років тому +26

    9:12, James says mommy. The irony...

  • @wseeback
    @wseeback 11 років тому +1

    LOVE the before show video shots going out to the crowds. Love those.

  • @espantapajaros33
    @espantapajaros33 12 років тому +3

    "dont put that up in the internet"
    and here i am, watching this

  • @Pirustae
    @Pirustae 11 років тому +10

    Lars' dance just killed me hahahhahahhahaha

  • @murf1mikejr
    @murf1mikejr 9 років тому +53

    WE NEED JASON BACK

  • @theextinctsurgeon310
    @theextinctsurgeon310 9 років тому +3

    1:20 best entrance ever,hahahah!

  • @harshitrathore1075
    @harshitrathore1075 4 роки тому +4

    2:52 James looking like Sheamus

  • @94jetsfan
    @94jetsfan 12 років тому +6

    after seven parts, they still didnt start that damn concert!!! 5 more minutes my ass lol

  • @panagiotispantazis7189
    @panagiotispantazis7189 11 років тому +2

    4:44... no shitting no showering... OMG!!!!! THAT KILLED ME!

  • @davidtaylor328
    @davidtaylor328 4 роки тому +2

    This is 1 of the better METALLICA Funniest Moments 👍

  • @speedwagon9405
    @speedwagon9405 8 років тому +6

    2:52 DO IT!

  • @maymuneratti3968
    @maymuneratti3968 3 роки тому +2

    2:00 “...metal...”

  • @jimmywilkers4177
    @jimmywilkers4177 10 років тому +16

    please
    no shitting
    no showering

  • @kdubya90
    @kdubya90 12 років тому +1

    Phantom Lord is hands down my favorite Metallica song.

  • @cheezy8492
    @cheezy8492 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks to Robert, I now know that if I take a shit before a heavy metal concert, I must watch my hands

  • @KevinLuper99
    @KevinLuper99 8 років тому +11

    James and Tommy Wiseau share the same laugh.

  • @alexandrazeitz599
    @alexandrazeitz599 11 місяців тому +1

    James' body, OMG!! I freaking L-O-V-E these guys!!!! 🤩🤩💕💕

  • @jazzym3758
    @jazzym3758 9 років тому +7

    Lars:(sniffs armpits) fuckin heavy metal
    hahaha

  • @arestovaskr7037
    @arestovaskr7037 5 років тому +2

    He's not shiting, he's not doing meme hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @egekarpuz
    @egekarpuz 7 років тому +4

    2:57 ISTANBUL MAN ! as as as bayrakları

  • @NullVoid241
    @NullVoid241 8 років тому +8

    That picture Jason showed at the beginning looks like a picture of dethklok!

    • @jonm6244
      @jonm6244 8 років тому +1

      Saw that too

  • @Sage.the.red_fox
    @Sage.the.red_fox 7 місяців тому +1

    1:25 “oh my GAWWWDDD I’m so metal dude”

  • @rcb1337
    @rcb1337 12 років тому +3

    Later, after editing his resume, "i beat James Hetfield in arm wrestling."

  • @lancesteger566
    @lancesteger566 8 років тому +10

    @DomasYo Kirk puts tape around his hand to remove the pressure from down picking. If he doesn't put it own he will cut himself severely and his guitar covered in blood.

    • @willwills3509
      @willwills3509 5 років тому

      Lance Steger that doesn’t make any fucking sense at all

  • @33COOLMAN33
    @33COOLMAN33 11 років тому +3

    3:38
    James : " YEAH "
    Cameraman : " You know who that is ? "
    always-prepared grandpa : " Who ? "
    holy shruck , pwned .D

  • @samuelroberge960
    @samuelroberge960 4 роки тому +2

    Metallica were the original vloggers

  • @voelker16
    @voelker16 11 років тому +2

    "Dont put the up on the internet" i wonder what his reaction was when he found out the vid now has close to 300k hits lol xD

  • @SchultzAnders
    @SchultzAnders 11 років тому +1

    I can say fuck, right?
    You already said that 20 times..

  • @e1198w
    @e1198w 11 років тому

    James is feisty and loud in all these clips, I enjoy that immensely xD

  • @MakuziTheInuk
    @MakuziTheInuk 9 років тому

    xD Kirk's face is like "Whatever James I'm the lead guitarist around here." every time James attempts to play the solo while he is

  • @portugal20094ever
    @portugal20094ever 12 років тому +3

    7:02
    Kirk making Inception´s before it was cool

  • @PunkRocker1463
    @PunkRocker1463 12 років тому +4

    I can watch Kirk and Lars dance all day :)

  • @GuitarMusician99
    @GuitarMusician99 8 років тому +1

    7:10 How the fuck you doing, where we at ??? OSLOOOOO ... lol fucking cracked me up :D :D

  • @imposiblenata
    @imposiblenata 12 років тому +1

    Nah, they care about fans, seen them this week and they're just fantastic!

  • @ohmnaut
    @ohmnaut 9 років тому +8

    2:48 JUST DO IT!

  • @eneskaraytug514
    @eneskaraytug514 9 років тому +22

    Vallaha İstanbul dedi !!!!
    02:57
    TÜRKİYE TÜRKİYE !!!

    • @Atakanblt
      @Atakanblt 9 років тому +1

      +Enes Karaytuğ çıkarın bayrakları

    • @eneskaraytug514
      @eneskaraytug514 9 років тому +1

      +Atakanblt 🇹🇷🇹🇷TÜRKİYEE🇹🇷🇹🇷

    • @WTBlizzard
      @WTBlizzard 9 років тому

      CcC Metallica CcC

    • @furkanylmaz5054
      @furkanylmaz5054 8 років тому

      harbi istanbul dedi. laylaylaylaylaylaaaaaaaay oooooooo metaaaaalikaaaaaa :D

    • @coldguto
      @coldguto 8 років тому

      +-T-X-M- omg I found you again, are you stalking me?! LOL 😂😂😂

  • @RobinP93
    @RobinP93 12 років тому +1

    07:42 "Hi how are you doing?"
    *no response* hahahahahahaha!!!

  • @jaseaquino
    @jaseaquino 5 років тому +1

    5:54 *snips his armpit*
    It's *FOCKIN'* heavy metal.

  • @beef6268
    @beef6268 10 років тому +1

    4:48 Metallica - Please: No Shitting, No Showering

  • @elizabethhock4414
    @elizabethhock4414 6 років тому +3

    James must have let that guy beat him at arm wrestling.

  • @jaseaquino
    @jaseaquino 5 років тому +3

    5:58 Weird Danish flex but ok

  • @animeslayer8781
    @animeslayer8781 4 роки тому +2

    0:16 molestars ulristar

  • @tacitHope
    @tacitHope 11 років тому

    Always have a good time watching these vids!!

  • @Sjk49zorz
    @Sjk49zorz 11 років тому +1

    Kirk: Hey WTF! How the fuck you doin'? (*whispers) where we at?
    other guy: Oslo
    Kirk: OSLOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @xXGameBoySeanXx
    @xXGameBoySeanXx 12 років тому +1

    "congradulations, you beat james hetfield in an arm wrestley contest, what are you going to do now?"
    "fight mike tyson"
    0_o

  • @MrBlackHeart13
    @MrBlackHeart13 12 років тому +1

    Lars : 10 minutes fuck you how am i supposed to clean this in 10 minutes LMFAO !!

  • @uchihamadara35
    @uchihamadara35 11 років тому +3

    3:18 how can i clean this in 10 minutos?-Ok, you have 15

  • @puneet252
    @puneet252 12 років тому

    00:50
    LARS: But I can say Fuck......?
    Other Guy: You already said it 20 times...... XD LMAO!

  • @jasoncookman3158
    @jasoncookman3158 7 років тому

    It's awesome to see the Phantom Lord solo played :D

  • @gjb79ful
    @gjb79ful 3 роки тому +1

    4:14 Belfast, Northern Ireland

  • @TheMetallicaman01
    @TheMetallicaman01 12 років тому

    4:49 "metallica please , no shiting no showering " HAHAHA!!

  • @DarkMusicianSwede
    @DarkMusicianSwede 11 років тому

    Lars, what are you scared of? James was ripping the solo while not even touch the strings. It's awesome!