asmr for intelectualls
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- Опубліковано 27 лют 2019
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Комедії
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Can’t watch this video because you’re a pseudo or non-intelectuall? Then take the official International League of Intelectualls membership application today: ua-cam.com/video/7NIbSAu6CW0/v-deo.html
Sign me up!
Haha. Sneaky shameless self advertising short living crack.
@George That is a joke only intelectualls will get.(sorry for sounding rude)
AsheaMaster101 i see you understand the correct spelling of intelectuall
If Ephemeral Rift says it, its true. (this is satire in case anyone cant tell.)
Air is just boneless matter
That is just wrong 😂
Is this truly correct? As bones are also matter
@@Uranium----...---23592 Boneless bones
Redacted Souls Boneless boneless bones
Diarrhea is just butt snot
1:01 me when the teacher walks by and i have to act like i’m doing something
lmao
❤️
Oh so you’re reading the dictionary? Name every word that starts with a-g.
I had a shit ton of math homework to do today so instead of reading during English language arts I did my math homework. I feel like a rebel
@@ZIGged0
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Here you go
*sees*
asmr for intelectualls
"Recommended for you"
Well alright then.
This is big brain time
When the algorithm itself tells you you’re smart
You have the best sense of humor.
I don’t know about that, but holy crap it’s good to see your name pop up here. Hope all’s well!
Wow. 1 whole year ago. I feel like no time has passed.
(Sidenote: ER didn't even like his own reply!)
We all agreed
Thanks
@@hamsnadwich6767 wow one whole extra year ;-;
Can't believe I bluffed my way through the test, I was sure I'd be caught by the fact I wasn't wearing shoes
ObviouslyASMR this is the best comment I’ve ever seen(obviously)
What is this? A crossover episode?
ObviouslyASMR just shut the fuck up
I’m wearing pjs so I’m surprised too
I would have assumed that my hyperactivity and constant twitching would tip them off, but apparently crack-heads can be intellectuals as well.
I just noticed there are no subtitles in hieroglyphs.
I found that the subtitles were in fact, not in Sangheili or Dovahzul.
Same with shanqilla/ongota
Jonathan Lumbreras they’re languages spoken in Halo and Skyrim.
I learned to speak in heiroglyphs
@@xxengineermain6.9youtube82 I'm sure you did
Random people: ASMR is weird
Me, an intelectuall:
Now, while I must say, the dictionary was indeed a fantastic read, I personally think that the thesaurus is better. Now don’t get me wrong, chapter G was exceptional, maybe even my favorite chapter of any book I’ve read, but the thesaurus is overall a better book in my opinion. Don’t get me wrong, A and B are pretty weak and probably lead to this book being so underrated, but if you can get through those two chapters, trust me, it’s worth it. I’d give you the specifics, but you’re just going to have to trust me on this one.
Ah Yes my good sir, I do have to agree to this very truthful statement of yours. Very good sir👏
yuky
You may prefer the thesaurus but my favorite book that amuses me has to be the encyclopedia. A great read for people of mine and your caliber. You can borrow my sometime if you want.
Y’all heard of the Necronomicon?
I find the Torah to be great read
Hmm...yes...the floor here is made out of floor.
Portal 2
Quite
Kwite*
Floorseption
"All doors have the ability to be opened" --me
You: an intellectual
Me: an intelectuall
Them: an intellectual
Dog filter. PH 14
Me: an entilectooall lol
It's all in the "l"
Furry: an intellectual
Ephemeral: "Please, no spoilers, okay? "
Me: *whispers* "Zebra. "
That’s still a fan theory.
Dude that part made me cry
If you think that's a spoiler, wait until you get to Zyzzyva.
Wait. You can’t be serious!!! That’s.... impossible!
Z o n e
Title: “asmr for intellectuals”
45:00 *“shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe...”*
He is speaking the language of gods.
@@massineben7198 hmmmmmm, the shoe here is made if shoe.
You wouldn't get it, pleb.
shoe you mean
THE 2ND LAYER THAT KEEPS YOUR TOE HOLDER PROTECTED
So I just saw this comment and I haven’t stopped laughing at it 😂
“Excuse me, I am just going to remove my...
...Spectacles”
Pardon me for a brief moment as I remove my sleek spectacles
hvaså din bysse Uek was that suit ahah ur alcohol 🍺 I eaten eso even a little too young for my dongle national day
ModdrrRusky 2 alrighty
Marius Pedersen Yes
Mmmm, yes. My functional optical accessories.
This video needs subtitles in ancient Greek
*Latin
Both
@@apoluke72 i think we'll first need English subtitles, and only then someone crazy could translate from English to Latin and Ancient Greek. (Sorry for bad English)
Latin actually
NoobGamer 25 perfect English 👌 no errors
Only on letter G? That's only the seventh chapter! Just you wait until Q, there's a major plot twist.
DONT SPOIL IT!!
Im on V peasent
T gang
I’m only on m, don’t spoil it
CoolDJS Masquerade
1:12
"Its called the dictionary"
-spine says thesaurus
Truly an intelectuall
And dictionary
Ammon Janey no
@@user-re7po 3:22 yes
Yes
1:13
“Most kids usually read it by the time they’re two years old, along with War and Peace”
I wasn’t expecting it and it really got me 😂😂😂
I saw a Charlie Brown cartoon the other day that had old Chuck reading War and Peace....big book for a kid his age.
@@Kuronosa They did read way above their level, now that I think about it.
Every book is just a ripoff of the dictionary and I can prove it because the books have the EXACT SAME WORDS as the dictionary!
Funsyze think about this. If you read the whole dictionary, you’ve technically read every book in English literature out of order.
@@Sam-zo2hoHe just said what you said but in a more understandable way to those less intelligent.
Funsyze *MIND BLOWN*
sayge blackmon indeed my good sir
I don’t consider this all that fascinating because most dictionaries don’t even consist of every word. Especially the slang words, they don’t consist of any of those if you have an official dictionary, and not some special kind of dictionary that has every word, actual words and slang. Which those aren’t very likely to actually exist anyway. So I can’t help but feel disappointed by the concept of this joke
Ephemeral Rift: I am an intellectual
Me: ah yes, ditto! Did you know the Mitochondria is indeed the *power house of the cell*
Indeed?
Darkkmane ref here
Nice to see
Have you heard of the rough ER and the nucleus
Gee... I thought for the past 10 years dark matter was the powerhouse of our cells. Maybe it's just because my environment here in Topeka, Kansas is overpopulated with devolving manipulative trolls. Help spread the ER in my zip code. Evolve all trolls into a state of being that resembles humanity, and rid their teeny weeny souls of the dog feces. Thank you ER for giving me peace during the dark night of my soul.
intelectuall*
Other people: asmr lol
Me, an intellectual: autonomous sensory meridian response laughing out loud
@Kaleb Robinson truly an intellectual
An intellectual font choice for the thumbnail.
Please tell me what your profile picture is from. Why does everyone have it
intelectuall***
Onely entilectuawls wood yous it
@@luanpaixao4684 fr fr
Ungeziefer 88 Check the channel Maximmillian Mus, it’s a brilliant troll
People *watches asmr normaly*
Me, an intellectual *watches it upside down, brightness maxed, volume blasting out of speakers, and drinking coffee with the lights on*
You forgot the fact that you are standing on the edge of a building,
Waffles I have iq very big number so you don’t tell me what to do
Don’t forget to turn on controller vibrations.
So... Are you drinking coffee upside down? Or are you drinking coffee while the cup is upside down somehow?
Ah yes...reverse psychology
Finally some Rick and Morty ASMR
Nice subscriptions you got there
@@immxturelol bro I didn’t know windows had a yt until I read your reply and checked
@@Mr_Dravus i didnt either
Bella per mortebianca, ero sicuro che ti avrei trovato qui
666 liked
Take a shot every time ER says the word “Intellectual.”
Ryan Hinkson dead by the 10 minute mark
ya hav3 some drinks
You want our dead or what
*Mission Completed*
Say the word intellectual every time someone says “take a shot every time ER says the word “intellectual.””.
11:13
E.R: do you eat candy?
Me: no... i eat Sweets.
E.R: good. very good.
😂😂
Did you know there are more aeroplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky.
Debatable
Not for long
Indeed
There are even more (Jeff Mangum voice) aeroplanes over the sea
@@CrazyGamer-eg9jt i don't think so
The thumbnail is in comic sans...
He is a true intellectual
I watch your videos to learn english. It's the only way that doesn't make me bored!
Love your vids man!
Lucky for you he’s reading the dictionary.
O diccionario, si tu eres uno español hablas.
Al Capone fue español muy malo pero, ‘ta bien
Namia xox hold down the “n” button on your phone or press the “~” and “n” button on the computer at the same time.
That is a great way to learn English. I learned a lot of my English trough videogames and the internet.
Me, an intellectual: Rick and more tea
LMFAO
Jason Li underrated comment
Ho ho ho, thy puns have no equal! So amusing indeed, you ingenious entity of intelligence!
Rick and rick and rick and rick and rick and rick and rick
Your not an intellectual
Your a British
E.R: Please, no spoilers
Me: *Z*
Bro how could you spoil it
@@rumineedstosleep9426 ...zipper, zucchini, zebra, zoologist, zest, zodiac, zealous, zombie, zoom, and Zealand...
I mean, THAT'S A REAL SPOILER
*_have you fine people heard about the scientist that turned himself into a pickled cucumber? it is said to be very humerous._*
Pickle Rift!
He was caught "gerkin” off.
I love the direction you're taking your channel in. Keep up the amazing work!!!
Which direction is that?
All of them.
OddHal9000 downhill
FemLiterMcNutt fuck you
AGREED.
This is the kind of ground-breaking content I want in my 2019.
Is this Obama Care? The all mighty one?
*laughs in 2020*
cherrivodka *DOOM*
I love seeing all of the peasants in the comment sections masquerading as intellectuals such as myself. You can only call yourself an intellectual if you have an IQ over 300. It's true. I took an online test.
299 iq feelsbadman
255,278,457 IQ here. I am *_s u p e r i o r_*
The imbecile has deleted his comment
Your IQ is probably closer to 60 because you believe whatever the internet tells you
The Spooterman woooosh
I adore coming back to this after such momentous clearance of the I.L.I application test~ now I have peace of mind indulging my eyes with such content
By God, this man watches Rick and Morty. This puts him on par with Einstein himself.
Cicholas Nage
Tonald Drump
I believe you wanted to say "Richard and Mortimer" or "Rigor and Mortis"
Lini Madd.
@@justcallmelab8400 hdolf aitler
AH YES THE PERFECT VIDEO FOR ME AN -INTELLECTTUALL-
-INTTELECCTUAL-
-INTELLECTUALL-
-INTELECTUALL-
smart person
I think you mean
B I G B R A I N S
This is big brain time
*Fascinating*
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Stupidn’t
I'm just chillin in bed with a bag of doritos (purple bag obviously) listening to uncle E. do his thing.
* chews In telectuall *
Same 😂
Any Chili Heatwave Dorito guys here too?
Purple bag? What flavour is the purple bag?
Bunny Femboy sounds nice, here we only have like 3 chilli heatwave, tangy cheese and the original one.
Bunny Femboy haven’t you had it? Its my favourite by far.
is comrade yuri an intelectuall?
Always knew intellectuals were dirty commies.
@@bruhlaro5416 Filthy capitalist. We shall *_s t a r v e_*
red alert?
Yes, he is oozing intelligence because he got creative by using an AK-47 as a trigger to relax his comrades
Yuri dopted
if you read the dictionary every other book becomes nothing else but a remix
And sentence
Sometimes remixes are better than the original.
Every book you ever read is only comprised of an arrangement of 26 letters. So the dictionary is just a spinoff of the alphabet
The dictionary is a remix of the alphabet
You've just read every English book ever but in mixed order.
It is obvious a man is truly an intellectual when they own the entire collection of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Don't boast about having 300 IQ if you haven't read the complete Captain Underpants anthology
Andrew Ramlall Does that mean I can boast about my 300 IQ then?
@@andrewramlall3560 surely you cannot claim to have a 300 IQ without owning at least one Barbie straight to DVD 2000's movie
I have all of them but their most recent titled 'The Meltdown' guess I'm not a true intelectuall 😔
Jonjoun11 i feel called out .
Other people: "I like listening to tapping ASMR"
Me, an Intellectual:
Guy: "I watch Ephemeral Rift."
Me: "Cool dude!"
Guy: "I watch Soviet Rift ASMR!"
Me: "Lol dude same."
Guy: "I watch Uncle E talk about cthulhu in a soft whisper, almost that of Corvus."
Me: *Rift inside reference overload.*
Im watching this while studying.
I have reached optimal intellectuality.
@@kuennyg7861 You tell him.
Polygon
Yes, grass, quite interesting
I'm gonna wait for ASMR for commoners
**Thomas Paine Enters The Chat**
Nickersons Theme ASMR for the proletarians
@@moddrrrusky2910 He made a Communist ASMR video before this.
@@moddrrrusky2910 You can also watch any video with Comrade Yuri.
I dont know what an intellectual is
Me neither
It means someone who doesn't fortnite dance
An intellectual is someone who enjoys reading or studying and is really smart
This is a house of learn-ed doctors.
We in the *international league of intelectualls* do not truck with Intellectuals. Those people are snobs.
I wonder what would be considered the introduction, rising action, climax, falling action, and resolution of a dictionary.
Plot twist.
Step I. Get any book.
Step II. Read book.
Step III. Unscramble the book to get the words in alphabetical order .
Step VI. Reread the book in its unscrambled form.
Step V. Profit.
"It picks up right around d and Ȇ̵̘̣͕̖͌"
Eh.
Ëē
wtf is going on with that E?
I usually read the dictionary while watching Rick and Morty
Hah you watch Rick and Morty I read it in brail
*sneezes in brail*
@@bobbystoes55 brail subtitles that are also in japanese
Good God. I'd have a headache.
I read the entire plot of rick and morty in alphabetical order in brail then rearrange the brail back into its original position in the plot with my eyes closed.
How the hell am I supposed to fall asleep when I'm laughing this hard?!?
Asmr is just
"Oooga boooga sleep booooga"
For adult
I think Ephemeral Rift needs to dedicate one ASMR video to reading out every single definition for the word "Set". Truly, a great and very knowledgeable portion of the book
-intellectuals-
*intelectualls* 😂
Lel! 😂
Lol, it's the little things.
**Stalin enters room**
She spelt it right tho
It was intentional I think
You are easily my favorite ASMRist. It’s not even a competition. Your content is so creative and diverse. I’m so grateful to have found your channel
Perhaps this is niche, and I don't know if you appease requests, but I'd love an asmr of taking care of a pet dragon (the viewer). I'd also love to see how you incorporate some such into the Ephermal Rift world! Some of my personal favorite stuff is personal attention and "face touches" or other hand motions, and I repeatedly return to your Beaking You To Sleep video. Either way, keep being your fun quirky self!
@@K4inan how in the world did you get that from the comment above?
Can we get an opposite version? I feel quite left out.
UnZkiPriimE he did it
OONKA BOOOGA
@@RobotWaffles thanks for the translation
You’re at 69 likes rn
About to get my 2 last brain cells wrecked. yeehaw 🤠
Goodness lol
y e e h a w 🤠 🤠 🤠
H A W Y E E as we in Vegas say.
Lu Ju yee yee
Did you mean Y E E T H A W
Your whisper voice is my favorite and puts me to sleep the fastest!
Would I be the only one who would want an entire video of him reading the oxford dictionary?
Once you've read the dictionary, every book is a remix
The alternate thumbnail was Pickle Rick wearing headphones.
Nice one
Misspelling "intellectuals". Hmm, classic trolling, Rift. Classic Rift.
It is actually spelled “intelllactauls”
OR IS IT (DUN DUN DUN)
Was searching for this comment!
Matthew idk how to even spell it so i understand him
here’s my attempt:
intellectual
woah i did it 😎😎
Yeah that was the joke
Me and The boy's
Intelectual : actually it's the boy's and I
no no its actually Me and the Bois
I feel like it depends on the sentence
Me and the gentlemen
@@Thehalomen this one is epic....!
@@Ashe2605 original comment: 1 year ago
*Replies in 2 mins*
I love when you say inaudible stuff ! Not the weird language you sometimes speak but when you speak really softly! It’s the best I fall asleep with minutes! It’s almost like I go into a trance 😯
I took an IQ test after watching this. It went from Forest Gump to Albert Einstein.
Are you insulting Forrests IQ? IQ is not only academic, it includes musical and emphatial for example, and Forrest has a very high Emphatic IQ
Also ik it was a joke
@@Aalju Jennaaaay.
@@Aalju he didn't clarify the size of the jump in IQ he experienced going from Forest gump to Einstein, so he did not insult anybody. Please do not but words into others mouths.
And yes I know this is a joke on a joke that was made based of a joke so this comment is not to be taken seriously.
Forrest*
Doodooo Da did you read the end of his comment sport? You make me sick to the dick
Haven't watched you in a while idk why but loving the look. As always your videos make me smile it's like visiting an old friend. Thanks ER.
*_Oh, you're smart?_*
*_List everything._*
Hearing Holden's snarky, jaded dialogue read in a soothing whisper is peak unintentional comedy.
Uncle E - You've uploaded for several days in a row now with increasingly substantial, real life tangible discussion & Ideas, that is fantastic and i love it, You're not alone in your mentalities!
that said, this meme is so meta and i fucking BUSTED out laughing when i saw this just now :) This is so much more than an ASMR channel! I'd love to see more ASMR creators be more outspoken about their lives and opinions, the world needs more of this gentle, tolerant exchanging of ideas
Reading the dictionary.... *Eminem has entered the chat*
BRO. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. You know what they say about us intuleqtualz. We think like-mindedly.
I was searching for this comment for so long
@tHEReaLsLIMshaDy69 has requested to know your location:
Do you accept?
This is literally the most effective ASMR vid I watch and I’m going to take that as a compliment.
A newcomer, love your humor at the beginning. Compared to other channels, you are very unique on what videos you put out. Why is this channel so underrated?
Where is this channel underrated?
@@1996Pinocchio Comparing to other Asmr channels.
I personally find myself an intellectual but I dont feel I'm uptight or condescending
That means talking down to you
I love this comment
I also consider my self an intellectual, but no as much as you might, for I am slightly above average, whereas you might have the intelligence of Nobel winners, and if you do, you have every right to be condescending to the below average group, but if you were truly smart you would know that there is wisdom in humility and kindness
@@gavinhoopes3744 I don't know if you taking the piss and I'm missing the joke or if you missed the fact that my one is either way I'm confused now 😂
underrated comment.
Only people who watch Rick and Morty or Bubble Guppies will understand
Bubble guppies at 5, Rick and Morty at 6
This is child's play to JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fans
@@Cyrolia did some say Jojo? (Golden Wind starts playing)
That voice, those eyes and that long hair! I am quite a fan. Thank you for your high-quality, entertaining ASMR work.
apparently i watched all of this last night, i wouldn't know though bc i was relaxed enough after a super tense day to fall asleep within 5 mins. thanks!
I am now smarter and sleepier thanks Mr. Rift
Ah yes my good sir, very good video indeed, bravo bravo👏
you truly are an intellectual, mrmcreeper
I, as an intellectual, believe that thou art quite an intellectual, sir backwards flesh
Believe me when I say that my brain functions like a clockwork mechanism, because actually it is. So many humans have told me that my power comes from my metallic body, but they're wrong. The very center of my power (and human's as well) is the mind. Never doubt that. Use that brain of yours and limit break it. Is the best that you can do in your short human life.
Ok this is intellectual as fuck.
Very motivational
How?
@@thegreenguy8837 You humans are about two centuries to find that out. If I explain it, you wouldn't understand it.
My ability to comprehend the complacency of this video is very high. The tapping is extraordinary, the voice is soothing, and the fact that I was satisfied by this video is no surprise to me. Rift you are very intelligent and very satisfying. Well done. Also I love your coiffure.
Next: asmr for imbecils
You may have been joking about the grass definition being fascinating, but I have to agree.
you're ASMR videos are too funny to be relaxing. how am i supposed to fall asleep when you're making me laugh? :p
Only just having graduated, i now consider this the only appropriate form of sleeping assistance.
Is water wet? A true intellectual question
if salt is added to the water, it is no longer 100% wet
I would say wet is a property of non liquid objects when introduced to liquid. The ground becomes wet when it rains. A lake does not become wet when it rains, it just increases in volume.
Yes, water is wet. Anyone who says otherwise is
@@timewellspent8137 it doesn't become wet, it was already wet
@@Gustavoenderdragon the water itself is still wet. The liquid isn't 100% water
I AINT UNEDUMACATED
Met Productions I feel like this is something jacksepticeye would say
Only genii can appreciate the value of this verifiably vivacious, vaudevillian veracity of a video.
The fact he misspelled the title makes it that much better
Today I learnt that grass is actually leaves. I feel smart already
Equilibrium for real?
@@aibh7903 hahahahahahaha
My Mother: You're a big smart boy!
Me: **starts watching this**
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH MY GUY
IS THE GRACE PERIOD FOR NO RD2 SPOILERS OVER OR SOMETHING???
you know youre Canadian when you get tingles when he says "thank you"
Your ASMR vids are just too damn funny to fall asleep to
Get the dictionary spoiled normie
did you read the ag part yet?NO! Well here is the resume along with the text itself from the foundational "agriculture" to the more specialized "agronomy," this section captures the essence of human engagement with the land, encapsulating notions of cultivation, soil management, and crop science. Yet, a discerning eye discerns a potential lacuna within this domain.
While certain stalwarts such as "agriculturalist" and "agribusiness" find their esteemed place, a paucity of lesser-known or niche terms within the agricultural realm may belie the exhaustive nature of the dictionary. The absence of esoteric phrases, perhaps "agroecology" or "agroforestry," could be perceived as a diminution of the lexicon's comprehensive embrace of specialized agricultural spheres.
Nonetheless, this section, albeit constrained by the confines of alphabetical categorization, stands as a testament to the multifaceted tapestry of human endeavors in taming and harnessing the bounty of nature. Its inclusion of fundamental terms beckons exploration, albeit with a potential for an enhanced representation of the expansive breadth within the agricultural domain.
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I do say, what about ASMR for Patricians? Or is ASMR better suited for all people, plebians and patricians alike?
This message will be submitted before Lord Vetinari for review
ASMR for the doge of memetzia
ASMR for Denizens
Damn, this particular style suits you. Keep up the awesome work!
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy honestly a good book 👌
I praise Lord Rift, thus must be intellectual. Praise Him. Praise Him with me. Papa bless.
Papa bless
Thomas Loodts stay blessed
Amen
Ralph Wiggum I have seen you before.....
Space Age dreams, probably
Einstein propably watched this before she wrote the bible
Don’t care Einstein was a human male
@@kevinmckinley363 Source?
@@billwilliamson1506 Rick and Morty, of course.
Kevin McKinley Oh sorry, that was the only thing wrong with that sentence?
@@santeriairaksinen398 duh that's the joke
Potatoes come from Ireland where they form naturally during spring in Irish gardens. They are then collected and taped onto frisbees then flung into the air. In some odd game of ultimate frisbees, some 200 farmers (which have nothing to do with the creation of the potatoes) line up to throw the frisbees to each other which allows the potatoes to travel 1,000s of miles. They throw the frisbees until the potatoes reach the grocery store where they are then separated from their families and sold to the highest bidder. Hope this helps.
You sir have SUPREME musical tastes. A true intellectual.