Kotoura-san Abridged Episode 04

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • At least there aren't any soda cans this time.
    Cast:
    SpiritKotoura
    ScourgeManabe
    MinaYuriKO
    MidgettRoks101
    xbubblemoritanix
    MrSkoringo: Happy Crab (MrKrabingo)
    Yomi133: Monk (Yomonk133)
    TruthorDeal: Grandpa (TruthOldGuy)
    Music used:
    Gilbert O'Sullivan - Alone Again
    Incompetech.com - Evening Melodrama
    Noise Therapy - Standing in the Dark
    Kotoura-san OST
    Two Steps From Hell - Asimov
    Two Steps From Hell - Temple of Damnation
    Two Steps From Hell - Adventure of a Lifetime
    The Call of Cthulhu Soundtrack
    Harry Chapin - Cat's in the Cradle
    Turok 2 - Theme of the Oblivion
    Hellsing OST - Gradus Vita
    Kotoura-san - Kibou no Hana

КОМЕНТАРІ • 209

  • @screendoor_
    @screendoor_ 7 років тому +177

    "Why do the three of you want to marry my daughter?"
    Manabe - "Because I love her!"
    Yuriko - "Because I'm pregnant with her child!"
    Daichi - "I just want her money."
    10/10 best lines

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair, daichi was pretty honest

  • @alyshaknaphus1495
    @alyshaknaphus1495 8 років тому +120

    "My parents just abandoned me. Of course I want ice cream!"

  • @dorgodorato
    @dorgodorato 9 років тому +162

    "Let's make like her parents and split up!" Voted #1 best back and forth of the series yet!

  • @starthecosmoqueen493
    @starthecosmoqueen493 8 років тому +106

    Richie Rich: $5.8bn.
    Bruce Wayne: $9.2bn.
    Scrooge McDuck: $65.4bn.
    that is how much money they have

    • @dracotheshadowphoenix
      @dracotheshadowphoenix 5 років тому +4

      meh scrooge surely has more after that video was uploaded

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx Рік тому +2

      Would that be Richie's after inflation lol? Thanks for this though i figured they'd all be marked in the billions at least but wow pretty big difference.

  • @MrDanChandler
    @MrDanChandler 10 років тому +85

    Happy crab: brother of Jamaican crab. Both have a habit of helping people in their most dire moments and then being swept away by the waves/ eaten by Frieza.

  • @stephenjustice5827
    @stephenjustice5827 10 років тому +92

    "The only way to find Kotoura is to think like her parents and split up!"
    Oh my gosh... this line.

  • @tubbymanification
    @tubbymanification 10 років тому +88

    Aw, shit... a new ten-minute installment to one of the best abridged series on youtube?! YESH!
    R.I.P. First Opening Guy...You will be missed.

    • @neonlion4071
      @neonlion4071 10 років тому +6

      no he wont
      so what happened to my ninjas...

    • @Demonologist013
      @Demonologist013 10 років тому +4

      Neonlion They are about to die

  • @anonymousdee8849
    @anonymousdee8849 9 років тому +40

    Kotoura's Grandfather: I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking
    Kotoura: But I do!
    Both of them: aaah! eue

  • @emster1238
    @emster1238 8 років тому +68

    My mom just abandoned me! Of course I want ice cream!

    • @seanbean6598
      @seanbean6598 7 років тому +7

      Emster123 Well the ice cream shop closed down earlier that week. It was not a good week for her.

    • @wavingtomb223
      @wavingtomb223 7 років тому +6

      Emster123 get the net.

    • @dolphinducks7522
      @dolphinducks7522 7 років тому +3

      wavingtomb 223 why the net!

  • @Runawayturist
    @Runawayturist 10 років тому +62

    Bruce Fucking Wayne

  • @jimmyjim1431
    @jimmyjim1431 9 років тому +45

    "How can we be screwing I don't even have a hammer." So many things wrong with this sentence just makes it that much more funny.

    • @mismis3153
      @mismis3153 4 роки тому

      The more I look at it the worse it gets

  • @kirova2193
    @kirova2193 8 років тому +37

    The only way to find koutoura is to make like her parents and split up...
    THATS NOT FUNNY!..
    I mean... uh... meow?...
    Wait for it.....
    KITTYY WHYYYYY
    IM DEAD.....

  • @Skoringo
    @Skoringo 10 років тому +61

    Happy Crab maybe all powerful but he has an exceptionally big Nope Meter.

  • @TheCrazyf0x
    @TheCrazyf0x 10 років тому +37

    I think the best line is this was "OH SHIT ARE THOSE NINJAS"?!

    • @Nagifan7496
      @Nagifan7496 10 років тому +7

      Im pretty sure it was "not even these guys understand the plot of metal gear solid".

  • @PineappleDeathNuke
    @PineappleDeathNuke 10 років тому +10

    I guess another name for this show could be "Koutoura Crying".

    • @mattroks101
      @mattroks101 10 років тому

      Asura-San wouldn't be bad either.

  • @animengerbruh
    @animengerbruh 10 років тому +22

    I just want to say that the bit with the net was executed brilliantly.

  • @0NodMan0
    @0NodMan0 7 років тому +14

    *_"How can we be screwing?! I don't even have a hammer!!"_*

  • @fabianthegreat10
    @fabianthegreat10 7 років тому +13

    You couldn't even kill me at what wasn't even 4% of my full power.
    THIS IS HILARIOUS XD

  • @Nyara_cc
    @Nyara_cc 10 років тому +14

    "How could we be screwing? I don't even have a hammer."

  • @redguy12344321
    @redguy12344321 10 років тому +18

    All Hail Lord Cthulu!

    • @jaylooms
      @jaylooms 9 років тому +2

      redguy12344321 Curse you!I thought I was the only one to get that!

    • @jakepeters3543
      @jakepeters3543 9 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @BungaloFury
    @BungaloFury 10 років тому +9

    >be me
    >wear earphones cause speakers are broke on laptop
    >get's to 7:51
    ...and i will never hear again

  • @tencat24
    @tencat24 8 років тому +12

    That synchronized "Ahhh?" was so adorable

  • @Mizuumisan
    @Mizuumisan 10 років тому +7

    7:15 got her! quick ! get the net!... the net?... yes the net!...why net?... why not? XD!!!!

  • @uguucthulhu2100
    @uguucthulhu2100 10 років тому +4

    I've honestly..... Never even talked to that man... I always get the weirdos...... I mean seriously! Nyarlathotep doesn't have to deal with this shit, and he's literally made of condensed evil! *sigh*
    *blubber* *blubber*

  • @aliecechan1569
    @aliecechan1569 9 років тому +11

    At 2:49 when he said "I'm getting fired up!" that reminded me of Natsu from Fairy Tail because that was kinda his catchphrase. xD

  • @prohcrafters8306
    @prohcrafters8306 10 років тому +11

    KITTY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 7:50

  • @Supremegamer72
    @Supremegamer72 10 років тому +11

    HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE NINJAS!
    Yes, yes they are.

  • @mangamanzx
    @mangamanzx 10 років тому +6

    Huh... Kotoura is more revenge crazed than in canon... Works for me :)
    And damn Manabe is badass

  • @Osmostrix
    @Osmostrix 10 років тому +8

    What's wrong with soda cans? You should add even more soda cans! Add like, 40% more soda cans to each episode! It'll be great!

    • @VenomSeeker
      @VenomSeeker 7 років тому +1

      U just want a soda m8 I hope u got it at some point in the past (p.s present viewers look at the time this comment was placed)

  • @fierceditiesnaruto
    @fierceditiesnaruto 7 років тому +5

    and the cat's in the cradle with th-KITTY WHY??!!! XO

  • @Crawler778
    @Crawler778 9 років тому +3

    Any minimal trace of appreciation I could feel for Kotoura's grandfather disappeared after he trash talked Nichijou.

  • @sketchyfear8802
    @sketchyfear8802 10 років тому +8

    much ninja so explosion very crab

  • @definitelynotagenocider5204
    @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 роки тому +1

    I agree with the old man
    *We have accepted Cthulhu is our lord and saviour!*

  • @Sasquatch-fx6gw
    @Sasquatch-fx6gw 7 років тому +4

    Oh god it's Bruce Wayne levels run away!!

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 4 роки тому +1

    This episode is so dense with humour it feels like it's a half hour long

  • @Zeturic
    @Zeturic 8 років тому +7

    "Made like her parents and left all the people that loved her."

  • @joetmbooty
    @joetmbooty 8 років тому +4

    when I saw the actual episode I said "not the crab too!" because I saw abridged ep. 1

  • @NethofReach
    @NethofReach 10 років тому +4

    We need a tinier net, then it would be perfect O.O
    on another note, how powerful would Manabe be if he was 100% of his full power?

  • @SuperGreenSmartie
    @SuperGreenSmartie 10 років тому +1

    I'm so happy that a new episode of this is out! I love this abridged :P

  • @mike64411
    @mike64411 9 років тому +8

    Scourgemaster please don't hate me but will this be continuing?

  • @CordeliaAzure
    @CordeliaAzure 10 років тому +7

    Yay for happy crab

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 6 років тому +4

    ... Still better than canon grandpa

  • @ShirialKiller
    @ShirialKiller 8 років тому +5

    Shaaaaaaadron... You gave them your powers again, didn't you?

  • @DarkCheeld
    @DarkCheeld 10 років тому +1

    I Await for more of your work

  • @LedoCool1
    @LedoCool1 6 років тому +2

    Imagine what can be screwed with a hammer. Uuuh... kinky.

  • @Skypupgirl
    @Skypupgirl 9 років тому +10

    kitty why :"D

  • @birdtoons9713
    @birdtoons9713 3 роки тому +1

    15 seconds in and that hit hard

  • @colinthenewfie
    @colinthenewfie 10 років тому +2

    I don't know, I still prefer super happy bubbly fun time

  • @Yassir244
    @Yassir244 7 років тому +2

    GET TO THE ESPURR MOBILE
    !!!!!!!

  • @Sircrapalot7696
    @Sircrapalot7696 10 років тому

    Finally! Yeah! I love this show!

  • @willpsanford
    @willpsanford 9 років тому +2

    I think they started a "Flame War" ..... Ha Ha I'll go now. >_

  • @sanguis.5911
    @sanguis.5911 7 років тому +3

    Does that mean that he's richer than the duck or not

  • @rukaaikujo9445
    @rukaaikujo9445 4 роки тому +2

    Ruka Kujo: I just want you money 2020 anyone

  • @emshoneydreams
    @emshoneydreams 7 років тому +5

    sorry i don't know what i was thinking
    but i do
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @emshoneydreams
      @emshoneydreams 7 років тому +4

      cats and the cradle
      KITTY WHY
      PET STORE
      KITTY WHY

  • @luiscortazar6291
    @luiscortazar6291 7 років тому +2

    day care wrong kind of espur Pokémon

  • @naterudy7182
    @naterudy7182 10 років тому +1

    I want more EPISODES :) LIKE A 5 OR 6 & then something to make it have an ok Ending ponit

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol 8 років тому +7

    8:53 soooo where do i know that music from ?

    • @lordkaachan9252
      @lordkaachan9252 8 років тому

      gradus vita- hellsing ultimate

    • @Menhtrol
      @Menhtrol 8 років тому +3

      Midnight Reaper i freaking knew it thank you so mutch for telling me :)

    • @lordkaachan9252
      @lordkaachan9252 8 років тому +3

      Menhtrol don't worry about it. It was my pleasure.

  • @AxelWedstar411
    @AxelWedstar411 9 років тому +3

    "The daycare wouldn't take me 'cause I was the wrong kind of Espurr"
    For the love of God, make more of this! XD

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 4 роки тому

      I don't get that joke can you explain it please

    • @viiiderekae
      @viiiderekae 4 роки тому

      @@mr.e7541 i thinknits about Matilda.
      She has telekenisis

  • @bcrunch4232
    @bcrunch4232 7 років тому +1

    It's funny how this is the closest we have to a dub of this anime.

  • @jesusv1992doctorwhofan
    @jesusv1992doctorwhofan 10 років тому +5

    yeah its back im so happy

  • @Yawgmothx
    @Yawgmothx 10 років тому +1

    Fuck yeah, love this show. Today just went from a good day to a great day.

  • @averagestalkr8354
    @averagestalkr8354 6 років тому +1

    Screw cuthulu hail Yog-sothoth the keeper of knowledge, the gate, and the key

  • @noiselesspain
    @noiselesspain 8 років тому +3

    shit there was a net

  • @Aextream1625
    @Aextream1625 9 років тому +3

    My EARS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY??? WHY DID YOU DROP THE MIC!!???

  • @Sai-nd1bg
    @Sai-nd1bg 7 років тому +1

    What does it look like
    IM GETTING FIRED UP!😱 lol
    Natsu

  • @solidnikita5429
    @solidnikita5429 3 роки тому +2

    It's like a marathon of brilliant jokes jampacked into an episode but my preference goes to the synchronized aahhh betwwen grandpa and granddaughter

  • @fierceditiesnaruto
    @fierceditiesnaruto 7 років тому +1

    I know nothing about this show, but it could never be as awesome as this abridge!

  • @Kewldevil2006
    @Kewldevil2006 9 років тому +3

    Plz make episode 5 soon! This is great XD

  • @averagestalkr8354
    @averagestalkr8354 6 років тому +1

    Hey there is no Dave's 24 hour rocket launcher emporium!

  • @codebreakernumber5140
    @codebreakernumber5140 7 років тому +1

    I'm getting fired up he sounds like Natsu from fairy tail

  • @FiscaalAftrekbaar
    @FiscaalAftrekbaar 6 років тому +2

    Alone again... Naturally!

  • @blackfiresprout
    @blackfiresprout 9 років тому +1

    Next episode please refer to Lucky star, Kokoro Connect, yuyushiki or yuru yuri

  • @kamikazelemming1552
    @kamikazelemming1552 10 років тому +2

    Holy crap, I thought that this series was dead.

  • @leafwood5817
    @leafwood5817 9 років тому +1

    ***** was "I'm getting fired up" a fairy tail reference?

  • @tanaka1102
    @tanaka1102 8 років тому +5

    Bob...

  • @troublebreathing8648
    @troublebreathing8648 10 років тому +4

    Will there be a episode 5?

  • @Vinabpmb
    @Vinabpmb 5 років тому +1

    Alone again (Naturally) - koturas theme song

  • @predvcecerom
    @predvcecerom 10 років тому +1

    15th btw this is getting over powered and I love it

  • @ryanmarte1934
    @ryanmarte1934 10 років тому +1

    Happy Crab you bastard! (Yay new episode!)

  • @brandoncook7582
    @brandoncook7582 8 років тому +4

    favorite opening ever

  • @aki7662
    @aki7662 10 років тому +3

    LOL ESPURR X3

  • @ratio1037
    @ratio1037 9 років тому +2

    did anyone else notice the meaning behind the daycare joke

    • @etwl1798
      @etwl1798 5 років тому

      I don't

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 4 роки тому

      No I didn't. Can you explain it.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx Рік тому

      I thought it was a zettai karen children reference at first. Now I'm less sure lol.
      Edit: basically she reads minds but they want telekinetics or something like that lol.

  • @firepenguin8793
    @firepenguin8793 7 років тому +1

    "Are you this stupid or are you screwing with me."
    "How can I be screwing with you, I don't have a hammer."
    😂😂😂I'm so done!

  • @EvolutionMeister
    @EvolutionMeister 10 років тому

    Yes, finally!

  • @IDontGotThis
    @IDontGotThis 6 років тому +2

    Old connie

  • @MeisterBloo
    @MeisterBloo 10 років тому +2

    Lol love it

  • @imabastard2443
    @imabastard2443 7 років тому +1

    0:24 "eh Vegeta. I am ah your sprit animal. Time for you to get up and beat that boombaclad, Freeza."
    *Freeza grabs crab and eats it*

  • @daisyperez6708
    @daisyperez6708 9 років тому +1

    can anyone tell me the opening of that song?

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 6 років тому

    "I'm with stupid"

  • @shockwave1539
    @shockwave1539 10 років тому +1

    Is it wrong that I like this new opening

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 9 років тому +1

    This must be what love feels like!

  • @RedDeadRobot
    @RedDeadRobot 10 років тому +1

    I'm so happy this series is still going.The most pleasant surprise of the week.Also yet another great episode,keep it up :P

  • @enoreyalp7478
    @enoreyalp7478 6 років тому +1

    The episode before this one the reason he said “I’ve played pong before” is because people thought that video games caused people to shoot up schools and to be murderers

  • @destroyah4ever411
    @destroyah4ever411 10 років тому +1

    Revenge brings enemies together :-)

  • @misspetals57
    @misspetals57 8 років тому +1

    russia:become one with russia

  • @dogofwarforever4445
    @dogofwarforever4445 6 років тому +1

    It was funny but I dont get it was the net a reference to something

  • @kingstorm8939
    @kingstorm8939 8 років тому +1

    you know I kind of like the opening

  • @aisava4798
    @aisava4798 10 років тому +1

    I was wearing headphones T-T

  • @fanglord11
    @fanglord11 9 років тому +1

    is there going to be more of this because I NEED MORE this is my 4th time watching this this month

  • @SuperMegaLamp
    @SuperMegaLamp 6 років тому +1

    RIP Headphone users 7:54