"Why do the three of you want to marry my daughter?" Manabe - "Because I love her!" Yuriko - "Because I'm pregnant with her child!" Daichi - "I just want her money." 10/10 best lines
Happy crab: brother of Jamaican crab. Both have a habit of helping people in their most dire moments and then being swept away by the waves/ eaten by Frieza.
Would that be Richie's after inflation lol? Thanks for this though i figured they'd all be marked in the billions at least but wow pretty big difference.
The only way to find koutoura is to make like her parents and split up... THATS NOT FUNNY!.. I mean... uh... meow?... Wait for it..... KITTYY WHYYYYY IM DEAD.....
I've honestly..... Never even talked to that man... I always get the weirdos...... I mean seriously! Nyarlathotep doesn't have to deal with this shit, and he's literally made of condensed evil! *sigh* *blubber* *blubber*
The episode before this one the reason he said “I’ve played pong before” is because people thought that video games caused people to shoot up schools and to be murderers
I thought it was a zettai karen children reference at first. Now I'm less sure lol. Edit: basically she reads minds but they want telekinetics or something like that lol.
"Why do the three of you want to marry my daughter?"
Manabe - "Because I love her!"
Yuriko - "Because I'm pregnant with her child!"
Daichi - "I just want her money."
10/10 best lines
To be fair, daichi was pretty honest
"My parents just abandoned me. Of course I want ice cream!"
"Let's make like her parents and split up!" Voted #1 best back and forth of the series yet!
Kitty why!!!!!!!!!😖
I honestly prefer this one “one a scale from richy rich to Scrooge mcduck. Bruce Wayne”
"The only way to find Kotoura is to think like her parents and split up!"
Oh my gosh... this line.
Kotoura's Grandfather: I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking
Kotoura: But I do!
Both of them: aaah! eue
Happy crab: brother of Jamaican crab. Both have a habit of helping people in their most dire moments and then being swept away by the waves/ eaten by Frieza.
Richie Rich: $5.8bn.
Bruce Wayne: $9.2bn.
Scrooge McDuck: $65.4bn.
that is how much money they have
meh scrooge surely has more after that video was uploaded
Would that be Richie's after inflation lol? Thanks for this though i figured they'd all be marked in the billions at least but wow pretty big difference.
"How can we be screwing I don't even have a hammer." So many things wrong with this sentence just makes it that much more funny.
The more I look at it the worse it gets
Aw, shit... a new ten-minute installment to one of the best abridged series on youtube?! YESH!
R.I.P. First Opening Guy...You will be missed.
no he wont
so what happened to my ninjas...
Neonlion They are about to die
Happy Crab maybe all powerful but he has an exceptionally big Nope Meter.
I just want to say that the bit with the net was executed brilliantly.
***** The net?
***** why do you have a net
Who's on first?
Yes
I think the best line is this was "OH SHIT ARE THOSE NINJAS"?!
Im pretty sure it was "not even these guys understand the plot of metal gear solid".
My mom just abandoned me! Of course I want ice cream!
Emster123 Well the ice cream shop closed down earlier that week. It was not a good week for her.
Emster123 get the net.
wavingtomb 223 why the net!
*_"How can we be screwing?! I don't even have a hammer!!"_*
You couldn't even kill me at what wasn't even 4% of my full power.
THIS IS HILARIOUS XD
"How could we be screwing? I don't even have a hammer."
The only way to find koutoura is to make like her parents and split up...
THATS NOT FUNNY!..
I mean... uh... meow?...
Wait for it.....
KITTYY WHYYYYY
IM DEAD.....
so is the kitty
Caldwell Thomas GET OUT. Also, weird that Manabe is a fucking moron, yet came up with this brilliant plan.
GET THE NET
7:00.
That synchronized "Ahhh?" was so adorable
Any minimal trace of appreciation I could feel for Kotoura's grandfather disappeared after he trash talked Nichijou.
At 2:49 when he said "I'm getting fired up!" that reminded me of Natsu from Fairy Tail because that was kinda his catchphrase. xD
THANK YOU
I guess another name for this show could be "Koutoura Crying".
Asura-San wouldn't be bad either.
"Made like her parents and left all the people that loved her."
😂😂😂😂😂
>be me
>wear earphones cause speakers are broke on laptop
>get's to 7:51
...and i will never hear again
and the cat's in the cradle with th-KITTY WHY??!!! XO
Bruce Fucking Wayne
7:15 got her! quick ! get the net!... the net?... yes the net!...why net?... why not? XD!!!!
Huh... Kotoura is more revenge crazed than in canon... Works for me :)
And damn Manabe is badass
HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE NINJAS!
Yes, yes they are.
I've honestly..... Never even talked to that man... I always get the weirdos...... I mean seriously! Nyarlathotep doesn't have to deal with this shit, and he's literally made of condensed evil! *sigh*
*blubber* *blubber*
All Hail Lord Cthulu!
redguy12344321 Curse you!I thought I was the only one to get that!
Yes
"The daycare wouldn't take me 'cause I was the wrong kind of Espurr"
For the love of God, make more of this! XD
I don't get that joke can you explain it please
@@mr.e7541 i thinknits about Matilda.
She has telekenisis
when I saw the actual episode I said "not the crab too!" because I saw abridged ep. 1
I know nothing about this show, but it could never be as awesome as this abridge!
It's like a marathon of brilliant jokes jampacked into an episode but my preference goes to the synchronized aahhh betwwen grandpa and granddaughter
This episode is so dense with humour it feels like it's a half hour long
favorite opening ever
0:24 "eh Vegeta. I am ah your sprit animal. Time for you to get up and beat that boombaclad, Freeza."
*Freeza grabs crab and eats it*
... Still better than canon grandpa
What's wrong with soda cans? You should add even more soda cans! Add like, 40% more soda cans to each episode! It'll be great!
U just want a soda m8 I hope u got it at some point in the past (p.s present viewers look at the time this comment was placed)
KITTY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 7:50
Meow...
yeah its back im so happy
Shaaaaaaadron... You gave them your powers again, didn't you?
I'm so happy that a new episode of this is out! I love this abridged :P
much ninja so explosion very crab
"Are you this stupid or are you screwing with me."
"How can I be screwing with you, I don't have a hammer."
😂😂😂I'm so done!
Plz make episode 5 soon! This is great XD
Oh god it's Bruce Wayne levels run away!!
I want more EPISODES :) LIKE A 5 OR 6 & then something to make it have an ok Ending ponit
I'm so happy this series is still going.The most pleasant surprise of the week.Also yet another great episode,keep it up :P
I agree with the old man
*We have accepted Cthulhu is our lord and saviour!*
This must be what love feels like!
I think they started a "Flame War" ..... Ha Ha I'll go now. >_
Alone again (Naturally) - koturas theme song
Hey there is no Dave's 24 hour rocket launcher emporium!
It's a crime I didn't know about this series sooner.
It is.
Ruka Kujo: I just want you money 2020 anyone
sorry i don't know what i was thinking
but i do
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cats and the cradle
KITTY WHY
PET STORE
KITTY WHY
Holy crap, I thought that this series was dead.
I Await for more of your work
I don't know, I still prefer super happy bubbly fun time
badass opening! i love this
Alone again... Naturally!
Oh god "I've been holding it in for 6 months"
That opening was epic
Screw cuthulu hail Yog-sothoth the keeper of knowledge, the gate, and the key
Happy Crab you bastard! (Yay new episode!)
15 seconds in and that hit hard
Does that mean that he's richer than the duck or not
15th btw this is getting over powered and I love it
kitty why :"D
Yay for happy crab
Happy crab 🦀 spreading love and joy to people without powers 🥪🥪🥪
What does it look like
IM GETTING FIRED UP!😱 lol
Natsu
Awesome I love this series
Fuck yeah, love this show. Today just went from a good day to a great day.
you know I kind of like the opening
The episode before this one the reason he said “I’ve played pong before” is because people thought that video games caused people to shoot up schools and to be murderers
It's funny how this is the closest we have to a dub of this anime.
Imagine what can be screwed with a hammer. Uuuh... kinky.
Bob...
Finally! Yeah! I love this show!
GET TO THE ESPURR MOBILE
!!!!!!!
did anyone else notice the meaning behind the daycare joke
I don't
No I didn't. Can you explain it.
I thought it was a zettai karen children reference at first. Now I'm less sure lol.
Edit: basically she reads minds but they want telekinetics or something like that lol.
love the part of the net
GOOMY IS OUR DARK LORD AND SAVIOR
Revenge brings enemies together :-)
Our lord Chithullu. Freaking awsome
We need a tinier net, then it would be perfect O.O
on another note, how powerful would Manabe be if he was 100% of his full power?
The story of how I asepted Cthulhu as our Lord and savior all started 10 years ago
6:25
*Achievement Unlocked*
Thumbs-up button pressed
This is gold!!!!!
I was wearing headphones T-T
Great ep loved it
shit there was a net
RIP Headphone users 7:54
Fucking finally and that's theme song god damn its been so long scourgemaster
LOL ESPURR X3
whens the next one? i must know what happens to the ninjas!!
My EARS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY??? WHY DID YOU DROP THE MIC!!???
is there going to be more of this because I NEED MORE this is my 4th time watching this this month