14 09 QI КьюАй Quite Interesting - Noel (субтитры)
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2017
- Sandi Toksvig Alan Davies Josh Widdicombe, Susan Calman, Matt Lucas
N Series Episode 9
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Susan's shopping story had me in stitches. She's always a joy on this programme.
Susan is amazing. Last year I lost my wallet at London Pride I bumped into her whilst looking for it. After I explained what I was doing she just handed over £50 and told me I could stay with her friend. I didn’t but how kind is that of her. A tiny woman with a huge heart.
@@CashelOConnolly That's a great story. You can tell on QI that she is just lovely. I hope you found your wallet btw.
Worst guest, worst story 😒
They’re like a big chaotic family at Christmas; hilarious!
Haahaa I thought exactly the same thing. Good episode.
38:56 Alan denying Josh's request via newspaper smack after Susans and Matt's had me in stitches hahaha
Really impressed with their algebra skills, especially Josh knowing how to simplify a natural logarithm
The game of "Are you there Moriarty?" is definitely one of my favourite moments of the series.
I was in absolute stitches this evening
my stomach hurts im laughing so hard, this is amazing!
I think "Are you there Moriarty" was invented by a bunch of drunk posh students, who are old now, and actually pissed themselves laughing when they saw it on QI.
I realize Im kinda randomly asking but do anyone know a good place to watch newly released tv shows online?
Shouldn't this episode feature Noel Fielding
it did picture of Richard 3rd
Omg why is this show so cute! I’m always smiling after!
trivia and comedy always goes together. it's brilliant!
"What does Santa do in summer" for half the world the answer is delivering pressents
@@ArgenYargen for half of us the 25th of December is summer
their chemistry is brilliant!
what about their physics?
@@inspectorpouzo not too far off if im honest XD
Quite a bit of Danish/Denmark in this one, I love it 😊🇩🇰
Now I need to quibble, the question was 'which road did you say it was?' not 'which road?' as such Josh's answer was correct!
That 'Top Down Processing' was absolutely amazing. I couldn't hear it at first. Then went and listened to the song, then came back to this, and could genuinely hear the words. Fascinating!
Alan was right with the ghost comment too. Peridolia isn't just faces, i think we hallucinate a lot of our reality. It is very fascinating.
@@nadger6240 I discovered pareidolia quite a few years back, and it's one of my 'go to' explanations for anything paranormal. I find tricks of the mind (such as seeing a deceased relative behind a tree or whatever, infinitely fascinating and telling of human nature. It kinda shows what someone truly wants in a way.
This is one of the best panels. Really fun to see
Agree, they have a great chemistry
Poor Window Peeper has gotten such a bad rep in the recent years, everybody's projecting their own pervertism on him. He's just so into interior design!
#notallwindowpeepers
Chuckled when the subtitles stopped when Susan talked Drunkish 😀
I rewatched this and I still laughed as hard as I did the first time with the "Are you there Moriarty" game. I laughed so hard I could barely breathe.
LJ Cl I was literally sobbing and laughing in my car at it. Full stomach from dinner and everything XDDDD
me too
same here
you were having a stroke. hope you feel better.
Australia has Christmas in the summer so most of our lights are solar.
Anyone else notice that the opening theme has bells playing "Jingle Bells" added to it? Brilliant!
I have such a crush on Susan Calman.
What does Santa do in summer?
Brings presents to good boys and girls in New Zealand.
The reindeer info is all so cute hairy noses and gold / blue eye. All animal info is. ❤️🐾🐾
Given that my name is Nyssa (pronounced like the TomteNisse and my family are of Nordic descent, this makes me smile :)
I hope Susan and Matt get the chance to be on TASKMASTER, (preferably on the same series!), as they would be hilarious on that show!
They missed a pun opportunity by not inviting Noel Fielding
I've seen this three or four times and it's always funny - every time.
In New Zealand we by pass the money at Christmas and get our garbage men for example a box of beer haha
The Danish are not alone with naming tips honaestly: in Hungarian a tip is called "borravaló" which literally translates to "money to buy wine".
we name them in england, we call them 'tips'
Brilliant!!!
3:27 we call bananas 'saging' (pronounced the same way as 'sagging' as in 'a sagging dress'). but yeah sandi's not entirely wrong because english is widely spoken in the country
Presumably it depends on the language, there's like 50 over there, probably more.
Hello! Big fan of QI, but as a resident Filipino, I just need to make two small corrections to the statements they said about the Philippines, just to get the facts straight:
1) The bayabas (guava fruit) located here are green in color and not yellow, this statement really threw me off.
2) We actually do have a word in Tagalog (our national language) for banana and it's "saging" but we can use banana and saging interchangeably in a conversation so it's still technically correct.
Additional fun fact: we also have another variety of banana that's originally from here that's very popular and it's called saba. It's a banana that's normally cooked into food to add sweetness to savory dishes, or deep fried by itself or in a spring roll wrapper and it's extremely delicious!
Got to be one of my most favorites
atleast alan davis had fun.
IIRC there was a similar game to _Are you there Moriarty?_ in rural Finland a hundred years ago, if some books I read as a kid are to be believed. It was done sitting on the floor face to face blindfolded and using a bundle of straw to hit.
Randy Scandy made me laugh far more than it should have
I would happily play "Are You There, Moriarty?" instead of charades.
VERY FUNNY.CONDUCTING THE MUSIC TROUGH ALL FOUR PEOPLE WAS BRILLIANT.🆒HELLO FROM PATRICK,IN DUBLIN, IRELAND 🇮🇪🏳️🌈
so it's really a fartridge ...
It's Christmas!!
i have noticed that every episode i have seen so far has at least one fart joke
Yeah that tracks
The Christmas song thing is the same as tinnitus. You don't actually hear the ringing, your brain doesn't like things missing, so it just makes something up. When it starts getting really bad, you start to hear other phantom sounds, like children laughing, or music.
I get that when I don't sleep enough or am overstimulated. Someone I knew had the same thing. He would hear his name being yelled by his girlfriend (that was me, I was not yelling.)
He usually heard it right before going to bed or before waking up.
I hear the high pitch peeeeeeeeeeep after a long day, as well as voices and sometimes my name. But only then and sometimes it turns it is just loud neighbours yelling at eachother or the tv in someones house that has the window open.
This morning I woke up, thinking there was something horribly wrong in my head, only to find that constructionwork had started to ram metal poles into the ground and the BAM.BAM.BAM.BAM. sas a real sound. At this point I just assume it is all real. Unless someone calls to me when I am home alone.
33:40 "That woman did not luck out."
Neither did the men...
A female version of QI Sandi as Stephen and Susan playing Alan 😄😁😀
Actually, Filipinos call bananas SAGING in Tagalog - the primary Filipino dialect.
And then?
Finally I knew something Sandi didn't, Gavle as in the Gavle Goat is pronounced with a Y not a G, only know this because I lived nearby,
TIPS in america. the reason tipping is acceptable in america is because the wait staff usually gets paid LESS THAN 3 DOLLARS AN HOUR in 2023, and nearly all of their actual income is based on those tips. recommendation for tipping, 15%, and do it in cash that you hand to your waiter directly because the digital "add it to my credit card bill" tip gets divided between all of the staff instead of the one who worked to keep your glasses full and your plates moving. btw, in 2023, the national minimum wage for a living wage is still set at well below 9 dollars an hour, when the actual calculated minimum wage where 40 hours a week can afford the basics is over 22 dollars an hour.......... so if in america, PLEASE tip your wait staff! it literally is feeding their kids.
Left hanging for a handshake at 17:57
I mean the temperature 2km down is that how hot the drill bit got digging to that depth or is it actually that hot down there?
One evening I found out that I could change the neighbors Channel by putting the remote out my bedroom window and pushing the buttons. They did not have a remote couldn't find it I don't know but they are changing the channels manually and then I would change it again. I thought it was the greatest thing
davies looked like widdicombe's older brother in that
Alan Davies - Spoon Licker
Josh Widdicombe - Doorway Sniffer
Susan Calman - Meat Hook
Matt Lucas - Sausage Swiper
...I had to
We call bananas "saging", but that's just a few regions!
Michiko Yeung You’d lose points as it contains the letter ‘n’
ElleJay Gee nah sandy said the answer was bananas. 2 n's that's got. They established it doesn't apply during cross examination. :))
Does one pronounce that *n* 😁
sed8me69 yes, it's read as it's spelt.
Josh’s B road like dara o’briens triple point of water
"A glasweigian blue", similar to a Norwegian parrot.
Are you there Sherlock?
An interesting technicality with the B3021 quibble is that Sandi asked Josh what he'd said, NOT what the correct answer was. I understand why it went the way it did, and probably rightly so (pardon the pun), but I'd just like to point out that Josh could in fact appeal that klaxon on a technicality because of the wording of the question.
Was that pedantic enough for you all?
David Mitchell would have...!
...Wait, Banana is called Saging in the Philippines >.>. (Lives there)
The QI researchers get a lot of things wrong. Sometimes for the sake of being interesting, but mostly because they're human.
Like a few episodes ago about Jean Baptiste Bernadotte having a tattoo on his chest that says "Death to Kings" which is from a French play from 1833 called The Bedfellow.
As it contains the letter ‘n’ you would still lose points
@@Adjuni
Just because it was used in a play doesn't mean it can't be true, I just briefly researched it and found that fact mentioned in biographies on three different history sites.
@@DerEchteBold Of course but in the same vein, it doesn't necessarily have to be true as I haven't found a somewhat legitimate source that says that he did have one. Only people using the very careful language of "alleged".
the person who wrote in trying to show he is better than Josh proved he is not
Anybody knew who Spoon Licker, Doorway Sniffer, Sausage Swiper, and Meat hook were from Sam o'Nella?
That's because servers and jobs where tipping is expected the average worker made like 5 dollars an hour
$5 an hour?? thatd be a blessing compared to the 'tip-based' jobs ive worked...here, servers are locked to a mere $2.13/hr (basically enough money to cover the taxes taken out from your income-- your 'paycheck' would often amount to $0.00 every week or two, depending on the rate of paydays)...on the one hand, it lets restaurants exploit their employees into Free Labor, because the customers are supposed to foot the majority of your earnings with their tips...but on the other hand, theres a lot of shitty customers whod say things like 'i already had to pay Five Bucks for a handful of french fries-- i could buy a sack of potatoes and make Pounds of em for the same money; why would i want to fork out More money to the shmuck who merely brought them to our table?' or 'why should i pay this employee? isnt that supposed to be the Restaurant/Employer's duty?'...
...basically, being a server is a fate that i wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy...bartending might be better, especially after the first few rounds go down...alcohol definitely loosens up the wallet lol
Legally in the US, any "tip based" job has to be paid half of the current minimum wage. Right now I think our service staff make 3.86 an hour, and since they have to declare their tips those paychecks usually have 0.00 on them because of taxes. It's ridiculous
@@jamesramage4560 That is not a federal law. I've lived in Utah my whole life and servers here are paid $2.13 per hour, which is only a little over a third of the minimum wage.
Iceland is not in scandinavia it is anordic country but scandinavia is norway, sweden and denmark
And a Japanese transistor radio
i think the entirety of Rudolph's Red Nose is reindeer crap...first off, a 'very shiny nose' would mean that it Reflects light well; not that it Emits light...when you consider the other lyrics ("you would even say it glows"..."with your nose so bright, wont you guide my sleigh tonight?") theyre just mocking Rudolph even further-- even Santa Himself kinda sounds like hes merely Sarcastically asking for help...and all the while, maybe Rudolph had a bit of a cold, which is usually associated with red noses...that, or he had hopes of getting into reindeer-clown school, which isnt exactly the Highest aspiration to reach for...no wonder all the others called him names, or refused to let him join their games...but on a foggy christmas eve, would you rather have a Fog Light, or a Mirror? heres a hint: only One of those choices will help you see in low light situations (which, apparently, reindeer would be able to see in, anyway...so at least i Learned something with this episode)
Actually, reindeer noses have so many blood vessels going through them (which expand when it gets really cold) that their noses do look red. Greetings from N.-Sweden (Södra Lapland)
@@lindagodichiabois2768 its still not bioluminescent though
This is Mitchell-worthy!😄
C'mon, Sandi! You're danish, you can pronounce Gävla correctly.
Jag håller med
In the Philippines, banana is "saging". The other language and dialect translations are specific to the variety of the banana, i.e. saba, latundan, lakatan, señorita, etc...
What about the whole almond?
I wonder why nobody called it a fartridge
37:16 What happened to his hand?
Alan is tucking his thumb into his palm, to make it look like he accidentally cut it off...Alan's role on this show seems to be that he shouldnt exactly be trusted with Scissors, without adult supervision...but all in all, he was just making a joke and using one of the oldest 'illusions' in the book as the punchline
mother superior? perhaps
Where’s Matt?
Of all panel show regulars, Josh Widicombe is my least favourite, but i actually found him quite funny in this.
The folded star thing is erroneous. A six point star is a very simple prospect.
Iceland is an island, and not part of the Scandinavian peninsula.
Well they're sort of honorary Scandinavians :)
Wait. Did Alan just buzz in with the correct answer, after being told what it was?? How unusual.
The show was so much better with Stephen.
Did they not have the Humpty Dumpty story on this before, saying it was a cannon? Or did I see that somewhere else?
Sandi mentioned the cannon in this episode, too. I believe that the point this time was that the earliest citation in the OED is a reference to a drink, though.
it's not Gaaav-luh - it's Gävle and pronounced Yair-v-leh - surely Sandi should have known this
She's very bad at accents, I think even her Danish isn't that great.
DerEchteBold hvad er der galt med hendes danske?
@@daedala70
Strange, YT didn't notify me of your reply, just found it now by coincidence.
Anyways, I'm not sure what you mean, I don't speak Danish but I read some comments from Danish people, mentioning her weird accent and certain mistakes she's making.
@@DerEchteBold well, she might be of Danish descent but she grew up in the US and UK. Her English is better than that of many English speaking people
Also I did not know how to pronounce this, I worked for a Danish company for a few years and struggled with the product labels because I doubt you even call those umlaut in Danish but then again I have no idea but they are certainly used differently in German, which I do understand to an extent
What happened to the QI "brains" trust..?
Might want a list of years For all the Humpty Dumpty's..?
~ I'll write in like a mad man chasing a 👻 😂
randy scandy wasn't funny the first time, I'm amazed that people are still laughing the 7th time it has been mentioned.
Sandy really should know that Iceland is NOT Scandinavia!
It would appear on a map to be quite separate from Scandinavia, but they are in fact part of the five countries which make up "The Nordic Countries" officially. These five often define what is Scandinavia in many circles. They were settled by Nordic people and dominated by Denmark for about a century. In the end, it depends on who you're talking with. Perhaps she takes her position due to the Denmark connection.
People usually differentiate between Nordic countries and Scandinavian countries.
@Sander Hoefsloot
No, it isn't
@@ashleyhyatt6319 Scandinavia is Sweden, Denmark and Norway. The Nordic Countries is Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Iceland and Finland. It is 2 different things in the same way there a differents between Great Britain and the British isles. It does not depend on who you talk to!
@@johanneskarlsson3859 If you say so.
What can first the Who in Whoville or the Danish standing around the tree holding hands singing.
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probably many ppl will eat me alive but somehow i finding Allans jokes less funny than guests, most of the times. his humor is more based on facial and body expressions rather than intelligences. those type of jokes laughable but to the limit, specially if u 15 plus. I dare to say lool.
Typing lol at the end of your sentence, and misspelling it is a sign of low iq.
@@MrPleasethink seriously? Which mistake?
However, if thats how u measure people iq level, it's actually tells a lot about yours.
May i ask, why so personal an rude?
He's hilarious, and I bet he's a brilliant dad. He's got an excellent sense of fun and that's why he works so well. Sandi and Stephen do the facts and intellectual stuff, Alan is silly and fun. But he is absolutely not a stupid person by any means.
20140722 Santa's World Congress - Julemandens Verdenskongres: ua-cam.com/video/hF6pTG_fNlk/v-deo.html
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Gosh, Sandi is horrible.
Without sounding very negative, is there anyone that finds Adolf Hitler genuinely funny?
I do. Honestly. Not necessarily here, but in Last Leg and Mock the week I think he's genuinely funny.
No one over thirty.
Sorry Josh.
I'm 61, and I think he's pretty funny.
Maybe you intended not to sound very negative, but you failed in that aim miserably.
I hope the never ending Danish crap stops, otherwise it's still a fantastic show. Sandy has a soft spot for Alan so there was no surprise who was going to end up with the pig. Susan and matt are hilarious
More danes watch it now.
Somebody, please tell Alan he is not as funny as he thinks. also can he just shut up when people are talking or explaining things. it is time for Alen to not be on all the time, there are others out there so much better. Why oh why is he always on? why not every week a full new panel and Alan can go and actually work for his money.
8:30 Host outright taking the piss out of the panelists when they get it wrong, is that what we're doing now on this show?!
Oh, and how to turn off those distracting subs, anyone know? It's very annoying.
The subtitles are embedded in this video - the title said as much.
The host taking piss has been a part of the show from the beginning.
@@daedala70 Nonsense.. well, Fry would have a go at Alan on regular basis, sure, but that's more or less what Alan is there for, so that doesn't count. And on the _rare_ occasion Fry mocked any other panelist, he'd always retract and even apologise for it after. She however just goes in full-on with not a hint of reservation, let alone apologetic.
Mind you, while it's taken me some time getting used to, it's starting to actually grow on me because she's been doing it so much by now (my initial comment is a couple of years old after all).
Eddie Icelander I have seen every episode at least 4-5 times and Fry didn’t always apologise. But still I’m sure that not a single guest guest took offence because they knew that it was all in jest. Even though Sandi left Denmark as an 8 year old, she has the typical Danish sense of humour which is extremely sarcastic but never malicious. I don’t think they would keep her on if she truly offended guest after guest.
@@daedala70 Of course she hasn't actually offended them! That's not what "taking the piss" means or is about, at least not in the british sense of this very british expression, and that wasn't at all what my initial post was suggesting.
p.s. People use words like 'always' and 'never' without it _literally_ meaning either all the time (see what I did there) .
Enough of the Danish crap. Stephen didn't constantly bring up his Jewish heritage...
I love the danish "crap".
He certainly made mention of his sexual preference often enough.
And the Hungarian heritage, let's not forget.
Oh, and wasn't there some other Qi ep that dealt with the "quantity paradox", just saying ;)
He's only Jewish on his mother's side.
@@ninjabluefyre3815 Isn't that the side that counts? I was always told that the lineage of being ''Jewish'' is passed om by the mother.