Well, technically... *Sees monster in Heavy Bullets* Heavy Bullet guy: *kills it* "Well, that was kinda easy." *Sees guy with a gun in Hotline Miami* Hotline Miami guy: "Oh S-" *murdered*
How the hell wasn't he getting hurt for such a long time? The turrets shot right through him and there's no avoiding damage from the snakes if you step on them.
3:59 lol good one. 8:15 Wow that's rough. 10:09 Because at the start you take your time and then you start rushing through it. 12:26 That's why you test it before you blindly assume that it works the way you think it does. 14:45 Called it!
I'm gonna be seriously disappointed if you don't eventually do an FTL Rage Quit. Been hoping to see one of those since I first played the game a couple of years ago. Gotten pretty good at it since then. Still makes me rage.
In his "steam rage quit" he said he was originally planning to do a ftl lets play but he did the steam rage quit instead because the store wasn't working at the time. So we might see one in the near future.
Off topic, I preordered the Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus Limited Edition (also called the Let's Get Physical Edition) from Amazon...first time I preordered a game...I'm nervous...
I played SK Burst on my 2DS and, despite the CHOKING amounts of fanservice, loved it. That's mainly the reason why I preordered Shinovi Versus...also...Yumi's pretty cute... >.>
Alaijah Pell He said he didn't have it anymore, he didn't notice he dropped it............... .........................................................................
Rage quit used to be a good show where you could try out hard games and test yourself.. now its just become a mess of overacting for easy just poor programmed games
...... It is a show even Micheal is annoyed to make, sort of the reason for play pals. Simple answer is stop watching. If you want a show to be discontinued stop watching it, once enough people follow suit it will be canned short, sweet, simple.
you are so fucking behind. did you like just start watching? this isnt even overeacting compared to others -btw i wanna say i still love michael and will continue to watch these
This a pretty popular game, that is genuinely fair but very challenging. You're just hopping on the "Let's bitch about ragequit" bandwagon it seems. Some of them are quite bad, but this game is pretty genuinely fair and rage inducing.
there was literally a rage quit of a burger king game where you only need to hide and surprise people with food. I don't know what show you think you were watching but it was definitely not rage quit.
This is the best Rage Quit in a while, which is saying quite a bit. In groups I like Michael well enough, but he is undeniably the best standalone in AH.
Michael please don't ever quit being a RoosterTeeth/Let's Play employee, even though you being voice actor for Sting in Fairy Tail is really awesome. Please stay at Roosterteeth!
After buying and playing this game it is unbelievable to me how Michael didn't even get touched until like 6:39 in the video even though he kept running into snakes and shit.
This game looks fun as fuck.
Ze-TopHat-Gamer and it is! :D
It is.
@@stephenfiler3204 is it on steam?
@@BadMoody420 Yes. It's still quite fun to dive in and play for a few hours
Everything is terrifying when you have half a heart.
Is that you and your sister or you and your gf?
Torria Harvie o ok, btw yall are pretty
UA-cam IS NOT A FRAKKIN ONLINE DATING WEBSITE
TheWatermelonMan i know you turkey. i was just giving a compliment.
Dylan Harris How the F did you know that I'm from Turkey...stalker ._.
No wonder he got to the third level first run; nothing was damaging him when it should have! He was standing in one place get pelted by turrets!
Still wonder why that happened.
I think this is what the guy from Hotline Miami sees in his head O_o
Well, technically...
*Sees monster in Heavy Bullets*
Heavy Bullet guy: *kills it* "Well, that was kinda easy."
*Sees guy with a gun in Hotline Miami*
Hotline Miami guy: "Oh S-" *murdered*
Federico Saiegh
Nah, guys with guns are easy if you draw them around a corner.
Federico Saiegh I am Heavy Bullet Guy.
And this
is my bullet.
sladikk It costs $49.50 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds...
bloodrunsclear Some goobies think they can out-smart me *sniff* Maybe *sniff* Maybe...
I have yet to meet one that can out-smart bullet.
As a cashier I can assert I did have to perfect this game to keep my job
"Everythings terrifying with half a heart" If that isn't a T-shirt it needs to be
How the hell wasn't he getting hurt for such a long time? The turrets shot right through him and there's no avoiding damage from the snakes if you step on them.
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR!"
THIS NEEDS TO BE A T SHIRT PERMINATELY
11:50
COM BACK WHEN YOU HAVE SOME MONEY, BUDDY
No refunds, no returns!
Welcome too the circus of valuuuueees.
Special Beam Vegeta I
Bioshock was a great game
0:44 bless that BioShock reference
Come back when you get some money, buddy!
nostalgic
lofi_n_chill hahahha
"Just figured it out. I FIGURED IT *ALL* OUT!"
I don't know why, but that line never fails to crack me up.
Welcome to the Circus of Value!
Come back when you got some money, buddy!
Never gets old. XD
HOLY SHIT I REFRESHED JUST AS THIS POPPED UP!
HOLY SHIT THATS SO COOL!!!!
MrVossdaboss99 I KNOW RIGHT? THIS IS LIKE THE BEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
I... I think... There may be some sarcasm here...
Not sure though.
He knows
I bet this one was genuinely frustrating for Michael. I know I would be. This game is weird as hell but fun
Welcome to rougelite. A game genre that * a fuck you sometimes and loots everywhere* another run. May the RNG gods be in your favor
TheSpoonyCroy I don't think you know what literally means. Or "literately" as you so eloquently put it.
*****
To be fair 28 hours without sleep can screw with your mind :3
(fixed a few errors I overlooked which will be listed as *)
11:49 was perfect. XDDDD Great looking game, love the banking part too. Hilarious rage as always.
I love coming back to these videos.
Quote of the week:
"Everything's terrifying when you have half a heart."
I wanna have a t-shirt with that written on it.
"Everything's terrifying when you have half a heart". Words to live by, Michael, my friend.
"Kill your cravings at the Circus Of Value!"
That last death though XD
And the "What the fuck are you?" Button sounds like it could be used for just about anything XD
played through the whole game, and all I can say is that the snakes never become less of a pain in the ass
I cant believe this was four years ago and is still one of my favorite videos on this entire platform
A 15 minute rage quit? This will be fun.
Ah rage quit, most relaxing series on youtube
i got nooks, you need nooks? i got em!😂😂
14:45 Michael: "I'm gonna get killed by a snake, I know it."
14:47 Me: Michael, there's a- *gets killed* -snake....
The ending just about killed me. My heart, ahhhh!!!! xDD
The end was priceless, it even gave me a little jumpscare :D
Miss these days
same
Lol. I died when he said "can I bow up the rock" and just blew himself up.
"It's just a catchphrase"
"It's false advertising!!"
3:59 lol good one.
8:15 Wow that's rough.
10:09 Because at the start you take your time and then you start rushing through it.
12:26 That's why you test it before you blindly assume that it works the way you think it does.
14:45 Called it!
301 views with 819 likes? how is that possible when there's only 100 people in the world?
SHUT YOUR
KEYBOARD
OFFF!!!
Woah, that is the most original comment I've ever seen. Please, bestow upon me your godlike powers.
theguyshadows The point of comments like this is to attract other comments like yours.
RandomUser M So did "smh"
***** By that logic, so did literally every other txt spk/internet abbreviation.
This is my favourite episode of Rage Quit in a while! :) I like the long ones.
I wonder if Lindsey ever calls him "Jersey Mike?"
0:43 "Come back when you get some money, buddy!!!" lol
I think Ray made the description
Mega Chopsticks nice Aleks picture lol
I couldn't stop laughing when you got killed by your own bomb and when you blew up the vending machine xD
I'm gonna be seriously disappointed if you don't eventually do an FTL Rage Quit. Been hoping to see one of those since I first played the game a couple of years ago.
Gotten pretty good at it since then. Still makes me rage.
The tried to but instead he plaid red wire.
*He
*played
In his "steam rage quit" he said he was originally planning to do a ftl lets play but he did the steam rage quit instead because the store wasn't working at the time.
So we might see one in the near future.
***** Exactly, that's what I'm hoping for.
Years later and Michael is still entertaining.
Long episode, but it's also a rage vid so it's good LOL
I love this game so much. I didn't expect to see a Rage Quit of it!
14:49 freaking scared me
Ok. Michael's rage at the very end scared the shite out of me and I knew it was going to happen.
cashier here, can confirm this was my first day.
LOL dude!, I watched one video and was hooked, so I subscribed....your fricking hilarious man! Keep it up!
Man, I don't know the time in between these Rage Quit videos, but I seriously hope they didn't stop these...
Michael is my favorite because he reminds me so much of myself playing video games. He's funny and swears so fucking much, it's great.
anyone else get the Bioshock reference?
Welcome to the circus of value!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tʜᴇ Gᴀᴍᴇ Cʜᴀɴɢᴇʀ yes I do love BioShock😊
I think this is the happiest rage quit I’ve ever seen
How come there haven't been any new rage quits? Is he like done with that cause the last rage quit I saw was from like a month ago
11:53 to 11:55 that Samuel L Jackson Snake on a Plane Reference xD
i feel like michael always manages to progressively do worse.
This was a good rage quit. I laughed a lot when the rocket killed him. Wasn't expecting that after he almost killed himself with the bomb lol.
Off topic, I preordered the Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus Limited Edition (also called the Let's Get Physical Edition) from Amazon...first time I preordered a game...I'm nervous...
after what i heard so is it a kinda good game, it will give you some laughs from time to time.
I played SK Burst on my 2DS and, despite the CHOKING amounts of fanservice, loved it. That's mainly the reason why I preordered Shinovi Versus...also...Yumi's pretty cute... >.>
First game I preordered was Brutal Legend for the PC.
Also the last game I preordered.
My first pre-order was Company of Heroes 2, massive disappointment.
I preordered Killzone 4, and the company went bankrupt so I didn't get it... Fuck... Pre-orders...
"Come back when you got some money buddy"
Lmfao
Who else saw Michael throw away the last will?
He talked about during the video........
Alaijah Pell He said he didn't have it anymore, he didn't notice he dropped it...............
.........................................................................
Yeah he didn't have it anymore because it switched it for the homing bombs. He talked about it in the video
Kaleb Bell Yeah... and? I don't remember him saying he lost it as a result of that.
DaJusticeSystem You're not very smart, are you?
Respect that bioshock reference!
"Come back when ya got some money buddy!"
Potatoe
Potato*
*Anal
Ze-TopHat-Gamer lol
no this is Patrick
comedians
I love it, it sounds like max doing gameplays while at campcamp
Play E.T for the Atari!
sarah I got an idea!?
have u found some more artists now
no, working on it though. I was thinking about asking SuperPrincessDaisy64, but i think she doesn't like me.
will ask her don't wrry
the maker hey man, do you have Audacity?
The freaking boppers and snakes scared the crap out of me like Jesus
Should've name the game "Nerf simulator"
Underrated comment is underrated
The snake at the end actually made me jump, lol
How did he not get hit the first 2 levels??????
***** Luck.
logic...
Is this the longest rage quit? This is straight 🔥
Rage quit used to be a good show where you could try out hard games and test yourself.. now its just become a mess of overacting for easy just poor programmed games
...... It is a show even Micheal is annoyed to make, sort of the reason for play pals. Simple answer is stop watching. If you want a show to be discontinued stop watching it, once enough people follow suit it will be canned short, sweet, simple.
you are so fucking behind. did you like just start watching? this isnt even overeacting compared to others
-btw i wanna say i still love michael and will continue to watch these
But this is a decent game though
This a pretty popular game, that is genuinely fair but very challenging. You're just hopping on the "Let's bitch about ragequit" bandwagon it seems. Some of them are quite bad, but this game is pretty genuinely fair and rage inducing.
there was literally a rage quit of a burger king game where you only need to hide and surprise people with food. I don't know what show you think you were watching but it was definitely not rage quit.
And just like Nitronic Rush, Michael's rage actually made me want to play this.
if you enjoy michel raging then type cookie as a reply.
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Michael need a lot of more rage quit videos. I keep watching Uncraft me over and over again and my ribs hurt.
This is the best Rage Quit in a while, which is saying quite a bit.
In groups I like Michael well enough, but he is undeniably the best standalone in AH.
ty Michael you made my day playing this XD
That last snake scared the SHIT outta me.
The results of inhaling gasoline and air fresheners while snorting sour patch kids.
''everything's scary when you have half a heart''- Michael Jones
Thank you for the Rage Quits.
Keep your anger up.
Great ending. One of the best in a while.
That last snake at the end made me jump! lol
"Every fucking time now! baaaah!"
Michael- 2014
Michael please don't ever quit being a RoosterTeeth/Let's Play employee, even though you being voice actor for Sting in Fairy Tail is really awesome. Please stay at Roosterteeth!
Looks like Aperture designed that gun
"We fire the WHOLE bullet! That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."
I felt the rage at the end there.
I needed a good laugh. Thank you, Mico.
Ooooh, the rare Rage Quit where the game looks good enough to actually try out.
After buying and playing this game it is unbelievable to me how Michael didn't even get touched until like 6:39 in the video even though he kept running into snakes and shit.
one of my fav RQ's in recent memory
This was the funniest video i have seen on this game.
This is more like a let's play than a Rage Quit considering the duration of the video. :)
Oh, that ending was magical.
"Come back when you get some money, buddy!" Bioshock :)
Lol that bioshock vending machine reference
I really want to see a play pals of Mount Your Friends, that would be hilarious!
Absolutely great episode!
Cool game! I think it bugged at first the turrets were shooting right through you.
He should have said, "I'm tried of the these god damn snakes in this mother-effin' game!"
0:41 that bioshock reference was on point.
holy cow i almost died while watching this i couldnt believe it when u blew ur self up lol
5:54 not the first time we've had audio of Michael Jones in a tree
I love the rage quits xD
0:45
I could've lived happily never hearing that ever again. Damn Bioshock