Nudity Makes Me Uncomfortable - The Office US
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Hey kid, how long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours?
From Season 7 Episode 9: WUPHF.COM - More than money is at stake as Michael (Steve Carell) helps charm people into investing in Ryan's (B.J. Novak) internet company. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) capitalizes on both the Thanksgiving holiday and his childhood memories by creating a hay festival in the parking lot, while Jim (John Krasinski) discovers that a new Dunder Mifflin policy prevents him from earning commission.
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Never incentivize Jim to not work.
He will promptly come up with the most “da da da dum” genius prank ever😂
Gabe should have asked Dwight on this. He doesn't know Jim like how Dwight does
Ironically it motivated him to work on a complex prank.
You wouldn't like him when he's bored.
Lol, no doubt about that. He planned that perfectly!
For what it's worth commission caps are a horrible idea for a company facing extinction and needing it's employees to sell paper in a world using it less and less.
At this point, Dunder Mifflin had just been bought out so it was not facing extinction.
@@henrypeters5291 Still a terrible idea, with a shrinking industry you need to make the most out of what you have left, commission caps get in the way of that.
I think they were trying to transition DM into selling printers and the "Pyramid" and they were going to away from selling paper. Wouldn't surprise me if DM stopped selling paper shortly after the series ended.
@@commodorezero You don't go away from selling paper when your other core product is printers lol :P
@@commodorezeroAnd Dunder Mifflin was originally founded to sell metal brackets to the construction industry.
This dude is a bugs bunny in the office.
I’m gonna sound dumb, but what’s a “commission cap”?
_Probably_ in the top 5 most justified pranks.
When Jim is about to hang up the phone you can see that he’s not talking to anybody lol
All jokes aside, I'm completely on Jim's side here. A commissions' cap is utterly ridiculous.
No incentive, no workers. No workers, no money. No money, no company. No company, NO COMPANY!!
I've known a few salesman that were let go because their commission pay was higher than the bosses salary. If someone makes 40% of the mark up as commission that leaves 60% pure profit. It makes absolutely no sense unless you figure in jealousy and ego
@@timrice65 Ah yes, just don't pay the work you are obligated to pay your employees...
@@dwarow2508 I'm familiar with overhead. I ran my own business for 30 years. Commission is usually figured off of net profit not gross profit. Net profit is what's left after all overhead is covered ie salaries, utilities,rent, materials, taxes, insurance,fuel etc.
@@timrice65 That still does not justify a commission cap, if anything it speaks against it.
"Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room."
- Gabe
I just look away
I report it to HR
Such an underrated line
@@BlackDiamond2718 Ahh yes, the HR department that all gyms have👌
Okay now I see his logic 😂
As the new guy, Gabe wouldn't have known that the most dangerous thing you could do is give Jim free time and nothing to do. He's the world's smartest man when it comes to stuff like this. He's very flexible.
What he should have known regardless is that a commission cap is a bad idea. I can't think of a single situation where that makes sense. Why put a cap on incentivizing people to work harder.
yeah, if Gabe makes a couple more mistake that like he'll end up being ripped to shreds... or shredded into spaghetti... i'm sure Jim wouldn't know
Was this a reed richards joke
Nicely played, sir. I salute you and hope to see more of that character, although less....stringy.
Droll. 👏👏👏
"Is this job really about the money?"
Yes. That's why I'm here. To work a job for money.
@@josephcho9721 this is what bosses like to pretend people think is agreeable
@@josephcho9721 na it's about making money that's why I work otherwise I have better things to do passion and coworkers are just a plus
@@michael245 true true
I’m tired of pretending that I apply to jobs simply bc I wanna work. No. I need money.
@@josephcho9721 There really is no other point to a job other than to make money. Otherwise, it is a hobby/passion project.
The fact that Dwight & Jim came together to create an entirely new person to circumvent the Commission Cap is briliant.
Which episode was it where that was discovered??
@@sarah_b_555 the one where Robert closed that branch while drunk. Turf War
The made up person was called Lloyd Gross. Pam made a composite sketch of all the sales people to put a face to the name.
I almost forgot about that. Amazing stuff.
@@jajabinx1767He’s like a serial killer!
I find it hard to believe that Kevin could determine that Jim has zero commission by punching numbers into a calculator.
but hes right. The answer is all that matters
its one of those calculators that is wirelessly connected to all the sales and personell databases! you dont know about those?
He did the da da da
he probably had a list of coefficients for each amount of sales.. In this case 0% after the cap
he does the numbers. Also you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? They do that 'cause they think A-1's the best spot for the best cookie. But the real best spot is D-4. Right? That's where the eyes go. So...
Lol I like how creed automatically covers for both Jim and himself “we’re working” 😂
Yeah, even though he clearly has something nefarious planned, it's cool he's immediately got Jim's back.
Years later I still want to know what he was planning
Jim is who everyone wants to be. Excellent at his job to a fault, and smart enough to not get caught.
Is who everyone wants to be in a realistic world where you can't have what you want so you settle for a reasonable share.
Well, he is the smartest man alive
he’s also a self centered ego maniac with a superiority complex that spends his time bullying mentally ill people and then complains when he doesn’t get a promotion
@@johndelosreyes2328 i see what you did there
Well he has the strength that comes from plot armor.
It's incredibly difficult to see John Krasinski as not Jim outside the office.
If you've seen his pranks against Jimmy Kimmel, John Krasinski is basically Jim Halpert plus money.
I like his Jack Ryan, too
Because he’s spaghetti?
He is great as Jack Ryan.
Who?
“I’m sorry, is this a working office and not a French beach?”
Gabe was just the worst. He's got a face only a baseball bat could love.
I hate that quote so much lol one of my least favourite office moments
@@jenm1 why?
@@MKT-7777 I'm not sure, honestly. It's a visceral reaction to Jim's cheesy, smug joke maybe. Maybe it's the line delivery. Maybe it's that he isn't wearing a shirt. I have no idea. Do you like it?
@@roxymigurdia-t5p 😂🤣
Commission cap in a sales-focused job sounds like just about the worst idea ever. Sabre was such a terrible company, it's ridiculous.
Which is weird because wasn't there originally no commission cap when Michael or Jim had to go back to sales and stop being co-managers?
@@dakotastarchild4424yea
@@dakotastarchild4424 Yup! Sabre's sales commission structure is the reason Jim wanted to go from co-manager back to salesman.
I'd bet anything Sabre dangled the no-cap commission policy in front of sales employees to make them more comfortable with the merger and then changed the policy afterwards to save money. Very typical corporate move.
@@aboxofbeansikr that’s super scummy also weird how Jim didn’t know that until after he made tons of sales for the company without getting payed for it basically free labour.
Why is no one talking about the high-pitched "WHOO!" and Erin jumping out of fear 😂
I love that part of the scene so much
because its like, natural human reaction to jump at a loud noise?
Its still funny 🤷♂️
That part was pretty funny
That made me laugh a lot!!
Creed’s how long can you hold your pretty little breath and Gabe’s question about distraction shows how utterly clueless Gabe is.Well played, Jim.
Creed needs to work on his phrasing. Of course, then he would lose his title as "Office Creepy Old Man."
"Let's be honest if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything" 😂 this had me rolling
truth.
best salesman ever
Jim with free time during working hours is as dangerous as Ron Swanson holding anything
When Ron Swanson holds something it is the thing in is hands that feels it’s in danger.
Two of the most dangerous sitcom characters, and crazy to think MOSE created both of them.
@@fathanaqwiya7398somehow that makes a lot of sense haha
*Popular* Opinion:
The Book Prank on Gabe is in the top 5 of best pranks of Jim
Ty for all the likes guys👍🏼❤️
For real it’s good 😭😭
This is a very popular opinion dude
That's not Jim. Jim is asian.
@@Gallus-gallus You seriously never noticed? Hats off to you for not seeing race.
This one and the Dunder code
There was a commision cap started at one of my old jobs and unsurprisingly all the salespeople left 😂
They actually started their own company and it ended up making like 3 times more money than their old job after around 2 years.
u cappin
I never understand putting a cap on the incentive for people to work harder. Is there a situation where that makes any sense?
@@ShadeSlayer1911 They never think that far. It's just about squeezing the workers for all their worth and pocketing the extra, but they never consider the reality if the workers don't respond well.
@@ShadeSlayer1911 Probably when the company is bleeding money, having that cap will keep them from giving that money to their employees and in return, they won’t lose their job (and the company for that matter.)
@@alansandoval1705 but that disentivizes their employees from making the company money. How does that solve the bleeding money problem? And if those employees are hitting that cap easily enough, then they could simply leave to work for another company or start their own. So they stop making money, and they risk losing their employees while losing money. This doesn't sound like a solution.
When Jo first arrived, she gave everyone a copy of her autobiography along with the company handbook. Is it just me, or is that a major red flag for an over-inflated ego?
Nope, totally normal
I imagine the autobiography is so they can know her better since she's not gonna be in scranton at all times to check and have people get to know her
I worked for a company where the CEO did the same, it was……weird. The CEO actually came off pretty genuine but it was still weird
Boosting her book's sales by charging it to the company.
Slightly less shady than college professors assigning their own book as required reading.
@@mohammadalbader3538 I was going to say the same thing.
Charging it to the employees or making it required reading would be inappropriate, but a new CEO making an overture to their employees to know who just bought their company is nice, along with other gifts iirc (thermos? and other swag).
0:10 Jim scaring Erin is hilarious 😂
Ironically when Sabre first bought Dunder Mifflin , Michael and Jim competed with each other for sales because their policy specifically stated that there was no commission caps
and then they changed the policy
That implies that pre-Sabre Dunder Mifflin _did_ have a commission cap. They act like it's a new thing not to have one.
Strange that the cap never comes up in the show before then. But it does explain why Jim seems to find so much free time I guess
Oh, yea... a commission cap. Experienced that too. Though to be fair, in my case they just decreased the commission after a certain threshold, not zeroed it.
Jim did stretch that audio long enough, he indeed is the smartest man alive. What a fantastic job, he better keep popping those great ideas.
That's an illuminating comment, I feel fantastic for you for making it.
To be fair Pam did once mention if you work in sales you are paid almost entirely on commission, so by capping that you basically are giving people a free pass to not want to work. At the very least to do just enough to not get fired.
This is one of Jim's pranks I always forget about! Such a quality underrated prank.
I'll never forget it either!😀
Gabe was just doing his job, total sociopath move on Jims behalf
@@Niberspace neh, Gabe was trying to BS Jim. Had he been honest about the whole thing, he wouldn't have been pranked. Gabe was a terrible boss.
@@georgecostan3248what was the BS part? All I got from him was "Yeah, it sucks, but there's nothing either of us can do about it." He didn't even get mad about Jim no longer doing any work - just asked him to be more subtle about it
2:07 this is why people lose jobs because of people like him. good on Jim for getting pissed off I would have walked off
This is what happens when Jimothy has nothing to do so he comes up with an amazing prank like this! 🤣
I still want to know what that little job Creed had for Jim is.
Something involving scuba diving and multiple chairs.
@@beccas.7762 well why would creed want someone else to scuba? If he can't scuba, then whats he been working towards?
I'm still angry Dunder Mifflin has a cap on commission
No, you don't.
The last person to know what job Creed had for them ended up dead.
Their name? Creed Bratton.
2:15 jim resorts to making youtube poops
Anyways, with regards to the commission cap, Dwight and Jim made a fictional employee so that they can earn more money from that person. Toby should've been fired because he was okay with it
Let’s be honest…nobody would be employed here very long
Which episode was that
@@upenmanocha4366 it was the second to last episode of season eight: Turf War
The office's world definitely is goofier than ours or somethings were added by the actual people making the documentary. Things like Dwight starting the fire could have all been BS.
Pretty sure he'd want a slice of that pie. 2%.
Gabe looks like he runs a funeral home.
He doesn’t run the funeral home. He IS the funeral home.
Or a Marathon.
He certainly looks miserable enough for it.
Literally just got past this episode lmao. I actually agreed with Gabe's contextual example but the fact he argued in favour of Jim having a commission cap was suspect. He deserved the soundbite prank. Also, based Creed for still supporting Jim even when Gabe showed up 'we're working'.
lol the obvious answer I always waited to hear jim say to gabe was, "you know you can switch to a different gym tho, right?" and in that sense, the salespeple could go to another company that doesnt have a cap so they could earn more money
To be fair Creed forgets that hes the quality inspector and doesnt do his job anyway.
@@jacobsalmi5582 Quabity Assuance.
@@FranciumBoron thata not what i heard
creed for some reason: *Quibity Auschwitz*
@@kellynolen498 Nice.
"pretty little breath" why does Creed have to make everythin so weird?
Because Creed
Because Assassin Creed
🤔🤔..
A cap on commissions is completely counterproductive & makes no sense. If you make "no further commissions on sales for the rest of the year", then your sales staff has no reason to be proactively productive---for the rest of the year..😒😒
1:49 This makes so much more sense after seeing Doctor Strange 2
The person who uploaded this video knows what they're doing.
Can we appreciate that Kevin actually did his job (well) for once.
0:09 Erin getting a little jump scare
I love how Jim's instincts are always to find a way to one-up the other person!
Why is Reed Richards working at a paper company?!
The Multiverse is mad like that bruh
Cause he bout to get shredded
multiverse. not all lokis are gods.
@@jameshumber1602 worst death ever
@@Scoob3399 ok comic book guy
I truly want to know what Creed wanted Jim to do for him.
Holding that pretty little breath of his.
If I can guess, hiding a body in a lake.
Does anyone else want to point out how this is one of the only times Jim was really good at his job?
You mean how he got commission back for everyone?
What. Jim has been good at the job right from the start. For example, when he and Dwight made the sales together. There are many scenes where he is good at the job
Don't forget the episode where Nard-Dog promised to get a tattoo on his asscheeks if the team managed to hit a certain quota. Then again the whole office did well but it still counts.
Jim and Dwight have been the star salespeople pretty much the entire series.
Jim was always good at his job just he also didn’t care about being the best at it constantly or didn’t care about showing a lot of effort.
"Is this job really about the money?" People don't want to live in the woods, trapping squirrels for dinner. But to live in developed areas, they need cash. The easiest, sure-way to get cash is to work at a job. Gabe is an idiot for trying to sell Jim on this idea.
"were not just coworkers, were a family, please ignore that as your boss, I make three times what you do and pity me when I complain that the people above me at the corporate level make several times what I do for very similar work" is a song and dance everyone in lower management has studied.
speak for yourself. id totally live in the woods, but its all labeled "government land"
@@lycanthropickle just go there anyway, the government is not tracking survivalists down like theyre terrorists, worst case scenario you come across a ranger but theres nothing they can really do
Take away Jim’s incentive to work and you get amazing pranks which translates to Watch Your Back 😂
0:51 I just notice Angela has a picture of herself in her desktop, It looks like she is with one of her cats in the photo.
John krasinski plays a smarter character in Jim than as reed richards
As Michael started to become a more likeable character, the show needed someone new in the office who everyone could hate... Enter Gabe.
“How far can you reach those lovely long arms of yours?”
Predicting the future is another one of Creed’s powers
LMAO
Wow didn't see that one coming
Why would any company have a commission cap? Your employees get better pay and you get more money for the business. Its like the ultimate sign of greed on the business.
More like suicide, nobody gonna keep working there once they hit that cap.
Well jokes on them, they will lose money.
Usually doing things out of greed gets you _more_ money
“Duh duh duh duh, zzzzero.”
-Kevin Malone
*0:00**-**0:11** John Krasinski when Marvel called him about Mr. Fantastic.*
He even says “I’ll send the contracts over” ;).
2:52 This part always catch me 😂😂😂
If Jim wasn't going to make any money from his sales, he wasn't go to make any sales obviously. What was the company expecting him to do to the end of the year? Play pranks all day everyday for months?
Probably continue to make sales so they have a reason not to fire him
Nudity makes him uncomfortable, yet he jumps in the pool naked at Robert California's house
Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire
Creed: How far can you reach those lovely long arms of yours?
Jim:
This was a genius prank on Gabe well done Jim Halpert
Erin's startled jump at the beginning tho lmao
I love this prank so much it's just so creative and gives Jim a chance to show how creative he can be with his pranks.
Reminds me of the Dunder Code prank that Jim set up but forgot about and how intricate it was.
If I was Jim. I would help my wife to make some sales. They work in the same place abd make that extra money. Why waste money if you can't make money? Just a way of thinking. Lol!
Casting Gabe was such a good call 😂
I mean Jim, of course Kevin was right, he said the "da dada dum".
no one cares who is first
First
frrr
Commissions cap, the first step to company failure.
I love this prank. Jim doesn't mess around when it comes to pranks
What if Creed was gonna explain the multiverse to Jim?
I feel like if Jim was about 30% less moral and 75% more ambitious, he'd be the most successful supervillain of all time.
Never noticed it before, but after watching all the seasons from Silicon Valley, and now watching this scene again, Zach Woods looks so young in here.
The worlds smartest man, Jim Halpert of Dunder Mifflin.
Definitely one of the most savage moments of Jim 😂😂
Jim’s just the best.
That's not Jim. Jim is asian.
“My father was a man. That’s all we know”
That's probably his best prank ever. So savage.
Third, just behind Asian Jim and today is Friday.
I just want to know how long it took Gabe to realize it was a prank? Or did he just sit there and listen to the entire audiobook? Cause that's dozens of hours I would think, at least. Either way, he deserved it and more. I know he's not the one making the policies, but he did nothing to help either. He's a jackass.
Commission caps by definition are one of the stupidest things I've ever heard for exactly why Jim said.
If I were in that situation, I'd personally be coaching Pam/helping on her calls so that she could get the commission since it's a joint household. That seems like an effective use of time
I worked for a real estate company on the finance side. Our agents had to pay franchise fees and half their commission to us until they hit 20k on commission paid. After that, it was all theirs the rest of the year. As you can imagine, this got the agents to work super hard to get full commission asap. The best agents did it in the first two months or in some rare cases, few weeks. A commission cap means nobody wants to make sales, and worse, the salesmen want to move to a new company
pranks on Dwight are just silly, but jim pranking anyone other than Dwight is diabolical.. 😆😆😆
my father was a man. that’s all we know.
I don't get the part where Gabe picked up the phone and had to read the book? Like why?
Gabe isn’t packing
Clearly he never recovered from being hypno-thighzed.
2:52 best part. I’m crying rn 😂
I quit my last job for doing commission's cap, luckyly my new job doesn't have that
Hard to believe Kevin actually punched once n got a zero commission 😅
I woulda been like if you wanna keep makin that paycheck you better work Jim. That’s your incentive. A paystub every two weeks
Creed: "We're working!!"
3:08 The writers really did there research, Magnolia and Azalea Dr is a real intersection in a suburb here in Tally, so a paper/bike route makes complete sense! The attention to detail is so cool!
I wonder how long Gabe stayed there for………😂😂
Wait........... Creed was suspicious that Jim might be some super hero who can strech his limbs
hmmm 🤔
Yooo wtf creed????
Lol at the start there was no commision cap and why jim came back to sales. The fact that Dunder Mifflin is doing good had them backtracking to a cap. Utterly ridiculous
"Is this job really about the money?"
Yes. That's literally the point of a job, Gabe.
01:45 Creed checking out what Jim is capable of so that he can use Jim as his assistant in crime.
This is such an underrated prank
Is anyone here because of Doctor Strange?
Tbh, from a business stand point, the most stupid thing you could do is a commisions cap. No wonder this company is failing
"How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours?"
-Creed
How tf do commission caps make financial sense for any company? Literally, a sale means profit so wouldn't you prefer to have some of the profit and give the rest as commission as opposed to no profit at all?