"Now I can finally advance to Epstein Island!" *_*One short later*_* 9 y'old child : "You saved us!" Trainer : "Oh, I wouldn't say saved..." *_*pulls out a Pokéball*_* Trainer : "More like, under new management."
Remember if a person ever say that it’s stolen land why is it you fault? It’s like telling a child of a murder is a bad person cause his parent murdered someone
yeah but imagine this... the murder benefits the kid who then became an adult and the now adult does nothing to fix and balance the situation that harm others in different ways, harm that is a symptom of the cause, technically he didn't murder but he does have the privilege from it. This is obviously a generalization because many actually do something. But you understand what i mean
The metaphorical “death of the father” doesn’t undo the death of their victims. Someone has to compensate for the suffering of the victims, and it can’t be the victims themselves. Plus, many of the countries are still profiting. The British Museum’s still somehow not been lit on fire, even though they’ve stolen from every other nation in the world. And they *still have the stolen artifacts on display*. Back during the scramble for Africa, the Dutch, British, and others all exploited the African people for profit. Now countries like the Congo have to face constant civil war are starvation because nobody prepared them for the modern economy or political landscape. And how are developed nations like the US and China handling this? By exploiting the nations and buy exclusive rights to their natural resources with unfair treaties. Oh, but the moment a single cent of tax has to be raised, the people of the west are in outrage because they worked hard for their money. The people in slavery and in our colonies worked hard to get us our money as well, and now we have generational wealth that we took from them.
@@nuh_uh210 The people in slavery and their colonies are long since dead. By this logic every white European person has a right to demand compensation for their ancestors who were enslaved by the Ottoman Empire. The people alive had nothing to do with any of the stolen land why should they have to pay for it. There was nothing they can do about it but should be forced to pay for the mistakes of their ancestors. Get a grip. Every single culture on this planet has had slavery. Every single culture has had injustice.
"Supporting a company that provides the same goods as other companies but more effectively and at lower cost" Yeah by saving on little things like basic workers rights, taxes. ..ect I'm sorry, I know it's a joke, but acting like every company is equivalent is clearly encouraging the worst ones to keep going.
No, you’ve got a point. “So true it’s funny” comedy only works if it’s accurate. The creators just repeat mainstream media word-for-word to get laughs, and the NPCs in the comment section applaud their “genius, fresh takes”.
@@nuh_uh210 Indeed, I have no issue with dark humor used to satyrise real issues without denying them. But I do have a problem with saying something incorrect but funny to a crowd of easy to influence teens. it standardize bad takes.
P1:main character i chose you P2:main villain i chose you P2:main villain use evil side Its ineffectife P1:hah main character is good P1:main character use make villain good Is ineffective P2:main villain is evil hah P2:main villain use death not Is uneffectife P1:main character has plot armor P1:main character use end of anime Its kill the villain P1:hah at end villain are ded
Uh... I love these battles and all but I mean that self destruct would have ended both Pokemon. Unless activist is a ghost type so.... Would have been nice to see typing. Especially since you had unemployment type in another video.
npc might be bad at 1v1s but it's a super op support during 2v2 battles, when paired with an adventuring type it could use the move "side quests" to buff up it's partner in ungodly levels. and when you level npc enough it could also use the move "hidden boss" which mitigates it's early level weakness.
All of our Pokemon battles in one video:
ua-cam.com/video/4H6DKiWn79A/v-deo.html
You should do one where the Pokémon team up against the trainers or smth 😂
@@alahangus lol we like this idea!
Lol
nuh uh
NPC becoming the activist because of influence is so true
That’s what happened to my dad he he exploded 😢😢😢
@@tonydontaskme what did I tell you about taco bell Jimmy???
That's the origin of all activists today
That being his downfall too
Ye
"Now I can finally advance to Epstein island " Ayo what 😭😭😭
Nobody got it I think or didn't register what it truly meant 😱
💀💀💀💀
I bet that's the final level.👀
That's the DLC
I'm sure he means Cinnibar Island
“Self destruct” ☠️
more like self-glitch yourself out of the map
@@Slineryo NPC when accidentally falling out-of-bounds: "Hm, must've been the wind"
@@maxmanchik "hmm, yes, the floor is made of of nothing"
"agree"
@@Slineryo Also NPC: *continues to walk on nothingness as if nothing has changed*
WHY DID HE HAVE SELF DESTRUCT MOVE
I can't get enough of these Pokemon skits. That beanie was just perfection😂
I'm just glad someone else noticed 😂
The beanie acting as an extension of his body is definitely the icing on the cake. 😂
I’m surprised “self destruct” wasn’t just a noose
the video would likely get removed
@@KaityKat117true
@@TomokoTheIdiotbut it would very funny and raise awareness about suicide
nahhhh DEADASS??💀
I thought self destruct was gonna be the activist suffering "white guilt"
"NPC, use SELF-DESTRUCT"
*gun loading noise*
>implying they'd own a gun
Epstein Island ... 🤣 The amount of potential for what the next video will have for there
*activist used death threats!*
It was super effective!
Npc use blank stare
It's super effective
are they threatening to kill NPC or themselves?
@shepherdlavellen3301 in an argument one is political suisude and the other is suicide
@@shepherdlavellen3301both
All Pokemon battles:
ua-cam.com/play/PLeFgbRF-fuNU2-h40l57Pyy1wRkNhDLJV.html
Can you do the biggest bird vs fake mrbeast
THANK YOU
Fun fact: self destruct in Pokémon kills everyone, so the battle would of been a tie
He actually won? No, he didnt. he wouldn’t have won because self destruct kills everyone in the battlefield, so they would’ve both lost
@@crabchad2537 yeah a tie
"This... Is.. Stolen LAND!!!"
Also the activist, *lives in that land*
Me sitting here being a half breed. Lol my people stole this land from my people. That's makes it mine twice
i think they just wanna acknowledge it, not like we can undo that now. but maybe native housing benefits
“Sportsball!” 💀💀💀💀💀
Like it or not, this says a lot about our society.
Society bad, m'kay?
Society 😈
I must be deaf beacuse this says nothing
I used to roll the dice
🤓
I frigging love this series of Pokémon battles … may it never end! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
you know he’s gonna win when he turns around his hat
EPSTEIN ISLAND?!
Those Pentagram pasties leave me at a lost for words.
I don’t think they where supposed to be upside down 😂
@@tristanloveday9158I think upside down is Satan's calling card not right side up
@@powertouncleben yeah
I love how "self destruct" is just a mental breakdown
It's realistic
“This is stolen land!”
Europeans: I have no such weaknesses
england: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*
well... technically...
@@bgos4727 please don't pull out the "erm, technically"
As an officiate of the npc association I can say that as an npc we don’t care about stolen land considering how much the players steal from us.
They should do one where it's a normal pokemon battle, but after it's over we learn the guy who lost was a nuzlocker.
As a native American I approve of making fun of people who get offended for me
so... a pick me
@@bgos4727nope. A free thinker
@@bgos4727no, a Chad
“npc, I choose you!”
“hello, I am a video game character”
We also apear in some ttrpgs (:
"Now I can finally advance to Epstein Island!"
*_*One short later*_*
9 y'old child : "You saved us!"
Trainer : "Oh, I wouldn't say saved..."
*_*pulls out a Pokéball*_*
Trainer : "More like, under new management."
NPC: I became the thing I seek to destroy
This feels like Amazon making fun of people wanting to be treated like humans 💀
Now I can finally advance to epstine island 💀
"Now I can finally advance to Epstein island"
God damn it
Remember if a person ever say that it’s stolen land why is it you fault? It’s like telling a child of a murder is a bad person cause his parent murdered someone
Or calling a random child a bad person even though he has nothing to do with a murderer.
Like calling a random white person racist cuz whites in the past were racist
yeah but imagine this... the murder benefits the kid who then became an adult and the now adult does nothing to fix and balance the situation that harm others in different ways, harm that is a symptom of the cause, technically he didn't murder but he does have the privilege from it.
This is obviously a generalization because many actually do something. But you understand what i mean
The metaphorical “death of the father” doesn’t undo the death of their victims. Someone has to compensate for the suffering of the victims, and it can’t be the victims themselves. Plus, many of the countries are still profiting. The British Museum’s still somehow not been lit on fire, even though they’ve stolen from every other nation in the world. And they *still have the stolen artifacts on display*.
Back during the scramble for Africa, the Dutch, British, and others all exploited the African people for profit. Now countries like the Congo have to face constant civil war are starvation because nobody prepared them for the modern economy or political landscape. And how are developed nations like the US and China handling this? By exploiting the nations and buy exclusive rights to their natural resources with unfair treaties.
Oh, but the moment a single cent of tax has to be raised, the people of the west are in outrage because they worked hard for their money. The people in slavery and in our colonies worked hard to get us our money as well, and now we have generational wealth that we took from them.
@@nuh_uh210 The people in slavery and their colonies are long since dead.
By this logic every white European person has a right to demand compensation for their ancestors who were enslaved by the Ottoman Empire.
The people alive had nothing to do with any of the stolen land why should they have to pay for it. There was nothing they can do about it but should be forced to pay for the mistakes of their ancestors.
Get a grip. Every single culture on this planet has had slavery. Every single culture has had injustice.
"Sportsball!😀"
💀💀💀💀💀
Sportsball!
This is the most early 2010s thing I've seen since...
The early 2010s
*realizes self destruct does enough damage to kill the activist*
But what if activist was a "Ghost" Type being?
This would be the best Amazon ad 😂
He should make a game of this I would play the heck out of this
Next battle should be pacifist vs crackhead with a knife
"Now I can advance to Epstein Island"
I audibly said what
But when the npc guy got hit for the first time, and the silent scream is soooo adorable!!
As soon as he said "NPC, use self destruct" My earbuds died. He really called it.
Anyone want to challenge my Duolingo bird?
"Supporting a company that provides the same goods as other companies but more effectively and at lower cost"
Yeah by saving on little things like basic workers rights, taxes.
..ect
I'm sorry, I know it's a joke, but acting like every company is equivalent is clearly encouraging the worst ones to keep going.
No, you’ve got a point. “So true it’s funny” comedy only works if it’s accurate. The creators just repeat mainstream media word-for-word to get laughs, and the NPCs in the comment section applaud their “genius, fresh takes”.
@@nuh_uh210 Indeed, I have no issue with dark humor used to satyrise real issues without denying them.
But I do have a problem with saying something incorrect but funny to a crowd of easy to influence teens. it standardize bad takes.
Npc always wins. There are infinite of them which are generated every second
“Use white guilt”💀💀💀
Weakness: Soap 💀
Fun fact: if npc evolves they evolved into protagonist
Why he dressed up like Owen from Jurassic world- or park..??? ANYONE ELSE SEE IT BESIDES MEEE??😭😭💀🤔
P1:main character i chose you
P2:main villain i chose you
P2:main villain use evil side
Its ineffectife
P1:hah main character is good
P1:main character use make villain good
Is ineffective
P2:main villain is evil hah
P2:main villain use death not
Is uneffectife
P1:main character has plot armor
P1:main character use end of anime
Its kill the villain
P1:hah at end villain are ded
Activist Vs Rich Bald Guy
That ending tho
I love how self destruct has turned from exploding to just crying to death
I love these battles lol keep them coming
Uh... I love these battles and all but I mean that self destruct would have ended both Pokemon. Unless activist is a ghost type so.... Would have been nice to see typing. Especially since you had unemployment type in another video.
It could have also been rock or steel
I like this, it gives me nostalgia of smosh
It would be so good if he said "NPC use despawn!" lol
NPC: A gun! Give me a freaking gun! WTH?! I can't pick it up!
Activist: ha ha ha
NPC: *shoots*
Activist: *isded*
Did You Know At One School, THEY BANNED WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING 😂
The Amazon line is so perfect. I don't care what atrocities Amazon commits, don't mess with my 2 day shipping.
You and Trevor Wallace should Collab sometime! You guys would make a great video together!
If the NPC used self-destruct they would both die. That move is ridiculous
This gives off the old smosh if pokemon were real life 😂😂 i dig it
"Activist I choose you!" Sees like a 2 foot long head💀💀💀💀
I like how self destruct is just crying himself to sleep
That hat with those lips and the look is the cutest thing I saw this week so far
that last line nearly made me spit out my food
Everyone: epstien island
Me: AYO THIS GUY FINALLY WON A BATTLE
He should have said "NPC use Respawn! "
That last part, let's hope he doesn't lose 😭😭
God people who merge like this deserve to have their license revoked
Self destruct was only real pokemon attack ever used in these battles 🤣🤣🤣
NPC needs a HUGE buff in the next update
and no one talking about the way the activists hat goes up when he spawns
please make more of these :)
The fact that Self-Destruct is an actual move makes this so much funnier. You still get downdooted though
plot twist all of them are a npc
Am I only one who seemed to wonder...how did Activist become a wizard for a split second
Please keep making these
The activists' weakness was soap 😂😭😭
Bro new Pokémon lore just dropped
I’m not even joking when I say that I thought the two Pokémon trainers had different actors
Carl: what the heck I can’t pick the NPC mind control device up dang
The guy: I already did
Carl: Gun
Wow, can't believe that guy finally won
We need the whole dex, every typing, and the whole story
My god the next battle sounds brutal
Meanwhile me waiting for the NPC to respawn
NPC ain't winning at anything
They also live on this stolen land
Whenever I see the other guys face, I recollect Magenta 😂
Last attack had low tier god vibes
I thought the NPC was gonna use “ well I HaVE ThE NEw hero LUCky
for some reason the guy with the red jacket always wins
npc might be bad at 1v1s but it's a super op support during 2v2 battles, when paired with an adventuring type it could use the move "side quests" to buff up it's partner in ungodly levels. and when you level npc enough it could also use the move "hidden boss" which mitigates it's early level weakness.
Btw here an idea if you want: Collab with a company to make the game or make the game yourself based off all of this
Bro forgot npcs are indestructible they always respawn and never die… only when it’s programmed
Smosh vibes
"activist weakness: SOAP, PARENTS APPROVAL
The NPC had to be GTA v cop
The way the activist's hat rose lol
NPC definitely my favorite pokemon dude
You guys are so funny I like that time when do you guys do the battle that a Karen, in it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NPC: uses "stagnant cheer" boosts all stars but but lowered speed
npc went from non player character to normal person character