NPC vs Activist Pokémon Battle

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  • @content_machine
    @content_machine  Рік тому +613

    All of our Pokemon battles in one video:
    ua-cam.com/video/4H6DKiWn79A/v-deo.html

    • @alahangus
      @alahangus Рік тому +27

      You should do one where the Pokémon team up against the trainers or smth 😂

    • @content_machine
      @content_machine  Рік тому +39

      @@alahangus lol we like this idea!

    • @cavinman
      @cavinman Рік тому +5

      Lol

    • @ninjaduck2009
      @ninjaduck2009 Рік тому

      nuh uh

    • @TheTwoBlindMjce
      @TheTwoBlindMjce 2 місяці тому

      ​@@content_machineyou should do like a what Americans think Asians do or the same thing but with men and women

  • @honblebruhmantri6956
    @honblebruhmantri6956 Рік тому +15962

    NPC becoming the activist because of influence is so true

  • @didi8360
    @didi8360 Рік тому +1843

    I can't get enough of these Pokemon skits. That beanie was just perfection😂

    • @StopGetHelp
      @StopGetHelp Рік тому +3

      I'm just glad someone else noticed 😂

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 Рік тому

      The beanie acting as an extension of his body is definitely the icing on the cake. 😂

  • @aahanwargane2231
    @aahanwargane2231 Рік тому +9999

    "Now I can finally advance to Epstein island " Ayo what 😭😭😭

  • @greens253
    @greens253 Рік тому +3180

    “Self destruct” ☠️

    • @Slineryo
      @Slineryo Рік тому +7

      more like self-glitch yourself out of the map

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Рік тому +7

      ​@@Slineryo NPC when accidentally falling out-of-bounds: "Hm, must've been the wind"

    • @Slineryo
      @Slineryo Рік тому +3

      @@maxmanchik "hmm, yes, the floor is made of of nothing"
      "agree"

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Рік тому +3

      @@Slineryo Also NPC: *continues to walk on nothingness as if nothing has changed*

    • @davem.pisheretodeliverpizz1057
      @davem.pisheretodeliverpizz1057 Рік тому +2

      WHY DID HE HAVE SELF DESTRUCT MOVE

  • @jadedfirez792
    @jadedfirez792 Рік тому +223

    "NPC, use SELF-DESTRUCT"
    *gun loading noise*

  • @TomokoTheIdiot
    @TomokoTheIdiot Рік тому +1034

    I’m surprised “self destruct” wasn’t just a noose

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Рік тому +35

      the video would likely get removed

    • @TomokoTheIdiot
      @TomokoTheIdiot Рік тому +6

      @@KaityKat117true

    • @machy8515
      @machy8515 Рік тому +7

      @@TomokoTheIdiotbut it would very funny and raise awareness about suicide

    • @bruhbrehii
      @bruhbrehii Рік тому +1

      nahhhh DEADASS??💀

    • @PyroHazard
      @PyroHazard Рік тому +3

      I thought self destruct was gonna be the activist suffering "white guilt"

  • @SGM512
    @SGM512 Рік тому +274

    *activist used death threats!*
    It was super effective!

    • @Insert_A_Joke_Here
      @Insert_A_Joke_Here Рік тому +1

      Npc use blank stare
      It's super effective

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 Рік тому

      are they threatening to kill NPC or themselves?

    • @Level12menace
      @Level12menace Рік тому

      ​@shepherdlavellen3301 in an argument one is political suisude and the other is suicide

    • @tortellium3750
      @tortellium3750 10 місяців тому

      ​@@shepherdlavellen3301both

  • @mrgonzalez8838
    @mrgonzalez8838 Рік тому +494

    Epstein Island ... 🤣 The amount of potential for what the next video will have for there

  • @fazrazjazz729
    @fazrazjazz729 Рік тому +56

    I frigging love this series of Pokémon battles … may it never end! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @scoopsahoy8201
    @scoopsahoy8201 Рік тому +51

    you know he’s gonna win when he turns around his hat

  • @obamaobama4649
    @obamaobama4649 Рік тому +793

    Like it or not, this says a lot about our society.

  • @mijigamin1
    @mijigamin1 Рік тому +59

    “Sportsball!” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @dahlrjay63
    @dahlrjay63 Рік тому +24

    Those Pentagram pasties leave me at a lost for words.

    • @tristanloveday9158
      @tristanloveday9158 Рік тому +2

      I don’t think they where supposed to be upside down 😂

    • @Level12menace
      @Level12menace Рік тому +2

      ​@@tristanloveday9158I think upside down is Satan's calling card not right side up

    • @tristanloveday9158
      @tristanloveday9158 Рік тому +1

      @@Level12menace yeah

  • @ncob12
    @ncob12 Рік тому +30

    "This... Is.. Stolen LAND!!!"
    Also the activist, *lives in that land*

    • @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins
      @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins Рік тому +7

      Me sitting here being a half breed. Lol my people stole this land from my people. That's makes it mine twice

    • @mulethedonkey2579
      @mulethedonkey2579 Рік тому +3

      i think they just wanna acknowledge it, not like we can undo that now. but maybe native housing benefits

  • @Sky_Dragon_OwO
    @Sky_Dragon_OwO Рік тому +9

    I love how "self destruct" is just a mental breakdown

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 Рік тому +21

    “This is stolen land!”
    Europeans: I have no such weaknesses

    • @gnimag6674
      @gnimag6674 Рік тому +4

      england: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 Рік тому

      well... technically...

    • @decclosom8245
      @decclosom8245 Рік тому

      ​@@bgos4727 please don't pull out the "erm, technically"

  • @dr.coomerclone146
    @dr.coomerclone146 Рік тому +6

    As an officiate of the npc association I can say that as an npc we don’t care about stolen land considering how much the players steal from us.

  • @Cheesenuggest420
    @Cheesenuggest420 Рік тому +6

    As a native American I approve of making fun of people who get offended for me

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 Рік тому

      so... a pick me

    • @abhijitkurse53
      @abhijitkurse53 9 місяців тому

      ​@@bgos4727nope. A free thinker

    • @ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-l9u
      @ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-l9u 9 місяців тому +1

      @@bgos4727no, a Chad

    • @minnesota_fats7344
      @minnesota_fats7344 Місяць тому

      Yeah it's like I could care less if you're native American You're just a regular person I'm not going to kiss your ass or feel bad shit was done in the past We involved from animals We were all violent animalistic savage brutal beans in the past and we are in many ways still that but you move on things are a bit more civilized I guess you could say. But I got what 80 years on this planet and I'm halfway through them I don't give a fuck about shit like that I got a limited amount of time to live and I'm not going to spend it being offended. I think it helps to I grew up around native Americans I was in Northern Wisconsin so I had friends that went to school I don't know if that works if there's their own schools or some chose to go to the public schools but I was in school with native Americans back in the '90s that was more common in Northern Wisconsin than being around Mexicans or blacks or any other group It was kind of white people and native Americans up there. And we all just got along there was none of this bullshit like Oh I hate you cuz you're an Indian like yeah they were racist people was the '90s but I was pretty lucky town I lived in They didn't seem to be as much of that and at least my family and we're taught don't be a racist asshole and how stupid it is.

  • @iamgooning
    @iamgooning Рік тому +25

    EPSTEIN ISLAND?!

  • @nickcampbell5626
    @nickcampbell5626 Рік тому +12

    They should do one where it's a normal pokemon battle, but after it's over we learn the guy who lost was a nuzlocker.

  • @crusader_gaming8273
    @crusader_gaming8273 Рік тому +10

    Remember if a person ever say that it’s stolen land why is it you fault? It’s like telling a child of a murder is a bad person cause his parent murdered someone

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 Рік тому +1

      Or calling a random child a bad person even though he has nothing to do with a murderer.

    • @mrcookie4308
      @mrcookie4308 Рік тому

      Like calling a random white person racist cuz whites in the past were racist

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 Рік тому +1

      yeah but imagine this... the murder benefits the kid who then became an adult and the now adult does nothing to fix and balance the situation that harm others in different ways, harm that is a symptom of the cause, technically he didn't murder but he does have the privilege from it.
      This is obviously a generalization because many actually do something. But you understand what i mean

    • @claytonmize6159
      @claytonmize6159 Рік тому +2

      @justvibing4796 The people in slavery and their colonies are long since dead.
      By this logic every white European person has a right to demand compensation for their ancestors who were enslaved by the Ottoman Empire.
      The people alive had nothing to do with any of the stolen land why should they have to pay for it. There was nothing they can do about it but should be forced to pay for the mistakes of their ancestors.
      Get a grip. Every single culture on this planet has had slavery. Every single culture has had injustice.

    • @abhijitkurse53
      @abhijitkurse53 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@bgos4727agreed. On the other hand, we wouldn't have tech like computers at this size and price without massive extraction of resources from colonial lands and worker exploitation. Nothing occurs without someone having been mistreated and exploited somewhere sometime, hence you, regardless of what group you belong to, are at fault in some way in someone's pain and probably slavery/death. Check your privilege. Obviously a generalization, even a strawman, but you get my point. You are at fault in some way- you are privileged in some way, too. You feed into injustice by merely existing in this modern world and consuming and contributing to it, even by being an activist. How many people have you truly helped by internet activism? Even by marches? Hence, it is best to be a good person in the moment, rather than a virtue signaler and accusationist.

  • @7piecebucket
    @7piecebucket Рік тому +1

    "It is my moral obligation to _appear_ to fight for justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion." 😏

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 Рік тому +4

    “npc, I choose you!”
    “hello, I am a video game character”

  • @dunja_vulevic
    @dunja_vulevic Рік тому

    But when the npc guy got hit for the first time, and the silent scream is soooo adorable!!

  • @TheRavenousWolfe_27
    @TheRavenousWolfe_27 Рік тому

    I love these battles lol keep them coming

  • @ewelinanajgebauer8862
    @ewelinanajgebauer8862 Рік тому +13

    This feels like Amazon making fun of people wanting to be treated like humans 💀

  • @DIVINEXIAME
    @DIVINEXIAME Рік тому +1

    I like this, it gives me nostalgia of smosh

  • @fbidonut
    @fbidonut Рік тому +19

    This is the most early 2010s thing I've seen since...
    The early 2010s

  • @Serial_Sleeper
    @Serial_Sleeper 9 місяців тому +1

    Missed opportunity to make them the same from the start

  • @Games4Life7712
    @Games4Life7712 Рік тому +3

    *realizes self destruct does enough damage to kill the activist*

    • @grechdevils7628
      @grechdevils7628 Рік тому

      But what if activist was a "Ghost" Type being?

  • @Lemonalt109
    @Lemonalt109 Рік тому

    The part where he said it's stolen land makes me glad that people still know us Native Americans still exist today

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +5

    "Now I can finally advance to Epstein Island!"
    *_*One short later*_*
    9 y'old child : "You saved us!"
    Trainer : "Oh, I wouldn't say saved..."
    *_*pulls out a Pokéball*_*
    Trainer : "More like, under new management."

  • @smoothfeen6274
    @smoothfeen6274 Рік тому +1

    God people who merge like this deserve to have their license revoked

  • @pepepopo_man
    @pepepopo_man Рік тому +5

    NPC: I became the thing I seek to destroy

  • @stxrryskis
    @stxrryskis Рік тому

    please make more of these :)

  • @content_machine
    @content_machine  Рік тому +594

    All Pokemon battles:
    ua-cam.com/play/PLeFgbRF-fuNU2-h40l57Pyy1wRkNhDLJV.html

    • @Cai03040
      @Cai03040 Рік тому +1

      Can you do the biggest bird vs fake mrbeast

    • @noob_n_pro_gaming
      @noob_n_pro_gaming Рік тому

      THANK YOU

    • @JamIsPrettyGood
      @JamIsPrettyGood Рік тому +1

      Fun fact: self destruct in Pokémon kills everyone, so the battle would of been a tie

    • @crabchad2537
      @crabchad2537 Рік тому

      He actually won? No, he didnt. he wouldn’t have won because self destruct kills everyone in the battlefield, so they would’ve both lost

    • @JamIsPrettyGood
      @JamIsPrettyGood Рік тому

      @@crabchad2537 yeah a tie

  • @superbloxian502
    @superbloxian502 Рік тому +8

    "Now I can finally advance to Epstein island"
    God damn it

  • @dutchenkay
    @dutchenkay Рік тому +1

    Activist Vs Rich Bald Guy

  • @Amonkeman
    @Amonkeman Рік тому +3

    Next battle should be pacifist vs crackhead with a knife

  • @deathincluded3706
    @deathincluded3706 Рік тому

    Please keep making these

  • @uselessrubbish1069
    @uselessrubbish1069 Рік тому +3

    "Now I can advance to Epstein Island"
    I audibly said what

  • @Traivons_World
    @Traivons_World Рік тому +1

    The 2 trainers are both NPCs

  • @Tnt_Lam
    @Tnt_Lam Рік тому +6

    “Use white guilt”💀💀💀

  • @Cris_P_Bacon926
    @Cris_P_Bacon926 11 місяців тому

    I love how self destruct has turned from exploding to just crying to death

  • @justaperson3242
    @justaperson3242 Рік тому +3

    Anyone want to challenge my Duolingo bird?

  • @introversao
    @introversao Рік тому +1

    the npc wins when he uses self destruction, in any game of pokemon :|

  • @naproupi
    @naproupi Рік тому +3

    "Supporting a company that provides the same goods as other companies but more effectively and at lower cost"
    Yeah by saving on little things like basic workers rights, taxes.
    ..ect
    I'm sorry, I know it's a joke, but acting like every company is equivalent is clearly encouraging the worst ones to keep going.

    • @naproupi
      @naproupi Рік тому +1

      @justvibing4796 Indeed, I have no issue with dark humor used to satyrise real issues without denying them.
      But I do have a problem with saying something incorrect but funny to a crowd of easy to influence teens. it standardize bad takes.

  • @nention6273
    @nention6273 Рік тому

    As soon as he said "NPC, use self destruct" My earbuds died. He really called it.

  • @Poisonerkagato
    @Poisonerkagato Рік тому +5

    Weakness: Soap 💀

  • @ILUVREGRETEVATOR01
    @ILUVREGRETEVATOR01 Рік тому +1

    AYO BUT I WAS ON THE NPC TEAM 😭😭

  • @yellowworkingonmcdonald
    @yellowworkingonmcdonald Рік тому +6

    P1:main character i chose you
    P2:main villain i chose you
    P2:main villain use evil side
    Its ineffectife
    P1:hah main character is good
    P1:main character use make villain good
    Is ineffective
    P2:main villain is evil hah
    P2:main villain use death not
    Is uneffectife
    P1:main character has plot armor
    P1:main character use end of anime
    Its kill the villain
    P1:hah at end villain are ded

  • @mohamedali-zd6jz
    @mohamedali-zd6jz Рік тому +1

    plot twist all of them are a npc

  • @Cinnamonman12
    @Cinnamonman12 Рік тому +1

    He should make a game of this I would play the heck out of this

  • @kami-og5wf
    @kami-og5wf Рік тому +2

    This man is the defintion of chronically online

  • @ZeCatzShow
    @ZeCatzShow Рік тому

    We need the whole dex, every typing, and the whole story

  • @retiredandtired
    @retiredandtired Рік тому +2

    Now I can finally advance to epstine island 💀

  • @xRealSeth
    @xRealSeth Рік тому

    It would be so good if he said "NPC use despawn!" lol

  • @Eric-lp9oq
    @Eric-lp9oq Рік тому +1

    I am a Christian
    and activist has the Devils side on his chest

  • @3TERNALIZER275KZ
    @3TERNALIZER275KZ Рік тому +1

    Why does the one I WANT to win NEVER WIN

  • @Bearded_Dragons_Slay
    @Bearded_Dragons_Slay Рік тому +2

    This would be the best Amazon ad 😂

  • @Imagineg3
    @Imagineg3 Рік тому

    I had to sub bc these are just too good

  • @jordanstevens787
    @jordanstevens787 Рік тому

    If the NPC used self-destruct they would both die. That move is ridiculous

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Рік тому

    I love using NPC, it's like they'll follow what you say and somehow think they ended up with that conclusion you made.

  • @flameburn4192
    @flameburn4192 Рік тому

    that last line nearly made me spit out my food

  • @theotherccount4481
    @theotherccount4481 Рік тому

    That last part, let's hope he doesn't lose 😭😭

  • @daemonmoreno9456
    @daemonmoreno9456 9 місяців тому

    The fact that Self-Destruct is an actual move makes this so much funnier. You still get downdooted though

  • @tomatogoose4426
    @tomatogoose4426 10 місяців тому

    I like how self destruct is just crying himself to sleep

  • @cymbaline4384
    @cymbaline4384 Рік тому

    My god the next battle sounds brutal

  • @aaronl959
    @aaronl959 Рік тому

    "Activist I choose you!" Sees like a 2 foot long head💀💀💀💀

  • @Superagent666
    @Superagent666 Рік тому

    The Amazon line is so perfect. I don't care what atrocities Amazon commits, don't mess with my 2 day shipping.

  • @hoitai4212
    @hoitai4212 Рік тому +1

    Self destruct damages both so activist is dead as well

  • @sammyboi8574
    @sammyboi8574 Рік тому +1

    You should do based right wing vs woke leftists

  • @Dougie09
    @Dougie09 Рік тому

    The old netflix logo hit me in the heart

  • @austinwalker6121
    @austinwalker6121 Рік тому

    This gives off the old smosh if pokemon were real life 😂😂 i dig it

  • @uber_is_my_name
    @uber_is_my_name Рік тому

    If the NPC were not in a battle, he'd be indestructable.

  • @MxinGm
    @MxinGm Рік тому +1

    Npc always wins. There are infinite of them which are generated every second

  • @xanhdoan5747
    @xanhdoan5747 Рік тому

    He should have said "NPC use Respawn! "

  • @breadvendor1521
    @breadvendor1521 Рік тому

    npc might be bad at 1v1s but it's a super op support during 2v2 battles, when paired with an adventuring type it could use the move "side quests" to buff up it's partner in ungodly levels. and when you level npc enough it could also use the move "hidden boss" which mitigates it's early level weakness.

  • @JustPlainRex
    @JustPlainRex Рік тому

    I for real thought the activists was about to say "This is sparta" it wouldn't have made any sense but it would've been epic lmao

  • @Rylan.K.24
    @Rylan.K.24 Рік тому

    I love how these guys are just stuck in an never ending Pokémon battle. 😂

  • @magnumopus8202
    @magnumopus8202 Рік тому

    Self destruct was only real pokemon attack ever used in these battles 🤣🤣🤣

  • @damienmiller4773
    @damienmiller4773 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: if npc evolves they evolved into protagonist

  • @Nathan74357
    @Nathan74357 Рік тому

    Did You Know At One School, THEY BANNED WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING 😂

  • @personman4639
    @personman4639 Рік тому

    NPC: uses "stagnant cheer" boosts all stars but but lowered speed

  • @_Joe1
    @_Joe1 Рік тому

    NPC needs a HUGE buff in the next update

  • @SoulLikesToGame
    @SoulLikesToGame Рік тому

    and no one talking about the way the activists hat goes up when he spawns

  • @reckatonion1122
    @reckatonion1122 Рік тому

    Wow, can't believe that guy finally won

  • @Just_A_Glitch
    @Just_A_Glitch Рік тому

    Imagine a fight between a introvert and a extrovert

  • @TheYappingChicken69
    @TheYappingChicken69 Рік тому +1

    Dont worry ma’m I have 10million power in rise of kingdoms 😏😏

  • @emanuelevigo9864
    @emanuelevigo9864 Рік тому

    Initially I didn't understand why the First Move was Super-Effective against the Npc, I then remebered he was weak to Critical Thinking and then it all made (some) sense.
    Anyway, this series is great.

  • @Foxxyle
    @Foxxyle Рік тому

    I’m not even joking when I say that I thought the two Pokémon trainers had different actors

  • @patrickarraes4422
    @patrickarraes4422 Рік тому

    This reminds me of old smosh. Loving it

  • @irinapadilla4954
    @irinapadilla4954 Рік тому

    npc went from non player character to normal person character

  • @TaiserFlash
    @TaiserFlash Рік тому

    Npc use finishing move: "I don't care "

  • @TireFireW
    @TireFireW Рік тому

    I knew when they said “this is…” what was bout to go down

  • @Sir_carbos_detur99
    @Sir_carbos_detur99 Рік тому +1

    I thought Activists was arctovish

  • @MalaysianBallProductions
    @MalaysianBallProductions Рік тому +1

    "this is stolen land!!!"
    Then give it back

  • @BurgerSoda
    @BurgerSoda Рік тому

    Npc is immune to being controlled by other trainers because npc stands for NON playable character

  • @SKceptor
    @SKceptor 10 місяців тому

    The only time they actually use a real move