How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypses

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  • @lukedavidsonfacts
    @lukedavidsonfacts  3 роки тому +1820

    Photo Editor: www.boredrodeo.xyz/beautyplus/42598/157316

  • @aj_noir143
    @aj_noir143 3 роки тому +361

    Zombies watching this: yo why u gotta expose us like that

    • @BCStrikeProductions
      @BCStrikeProductions 3 роки тому +11

      🤣

    • @JpJonVR
      @JpJonVR 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @MrCobaltYT
      @MrCobaltYT 3 роки тому +1

      Me answering Zombies' question:
      Well because we humans didn't wanna be infected, Humans don't like it and watch this video so if Zombie Apocalypse happens, this tips from the video will help

    • @sieg4669
      @sieg4669 3 роки тому +1

      true😂

    • @Okay715
      @Okay715 3 роки тому +1

      @@isabela5985 SHUT IT BOT

  • @CakeManExtreme
    @CakeManExtreme 3 роки тому +5486

    Dude legit just described the first season of the walking dead

    • @aqueouscarton8218
      @aqueouscarton8218 3 роки тому +141

      Literally everything… except for the fact he probably never played the walking dead michonne “zombies aren’t good swimmers”

    • @SnapdragonBoi
      @SnapdragonBoi 3 роки тому +43

      And the final wave of PVZ

    • @LazyToonsYT
      @LazyToonsYT 3 роки тому +24

      @@isabela5985 *no*

    • @aqueouscarton8218
      @aqueouscarton8218 3 роки тому +13

      @@isabela5985 no

    • @monkeyjuner6651
      @monkeyjuner6651 3 роки тому +1

      I know

  • @BCStrikeProductions
    @BCStrikeProductions 3 роки тому +613

    All of the movie directors taking notes.......
    zombie: we'll just take swimming lessons

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfaooo

    • @Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman
      @Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman 3 роки тому +4

      Tangle kelp : hello there

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 3 роки тому +9

      Have you seen the zombies in back 4 blood? Those shits LOVE water, like there are levels where zombies are seen running out of lakes and large bodies of water

    • @andrewcaicedoortiz3397
      @andrewcaicedoortiz3397 3 роки тому +1

      They need a swimming teacher

    • @ivanoliveros3929
      @ivanoliveros3929 3 роки тому +2

      welp, If you can't beat them...Join them **jumps**

  • @King_JuIian
    @King_JuIian 2 роки тому +70

    “I am such a good driver”
    -that one kid

  • @goat3888
    @goat3888 2 роки тому +742

    "the zombies are going to drown"
    Me after 10 minutes: *Realizing that they turn to drowned

  • @extomvp
    @extomvp 3 роки тому +303

    Luke: "they will have a hard time getting up the hills"
    Me with asthma: 👁👄👁

  • @CarlTheBuilderIC
    @CarlTheBuilderIC 3 роки тому +388

    "Don't use your car because they'll hear your vehicle"
    EV's: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @o6l9o
      @o6l9o 3 роки тому +19

      Ooooooooo i hope i don't meet a sexy tall zombie woman on my way
      That will be really bad

    • @douglashoffman3184
      @douglashoffman3184 3 роки тому +8

      @@o6l9o dude no

    • @o6l9o
      @o6l9o 3 роки тому +6

      @@douglashoffman3184 Yea!!!!!

    • @southafricanv1nce22
      @southafricanv1nce22 3 роки тому +4

      @@o6l9o down bad down bad

    • @tronix9512
      @tronix9512 3 роки тому +7

      Tesla: aM I jOke To U?

  • @Gavintorres
    @Gavintorres Рік тому +27

    Automatic censored doors at literally all grocery stores: 👁️👄👁️

  • @UNCLE_BABOON
    @UNCLE_BABOON 3 роки тому +683

    Me in a zombie apocalypse: hurry up
    Luke: before I tell u…
    Me getting eaten by hundreds of zombies

    • @0TeddyBear0
      @0TeddyBear0 3 роки тому +13

      😂

    • @mkolia628
      @mkolia628 3 роки тому +4

      Omg lollllll

    • @firefree5282
      @firefree5282 3 роки тому +7

      “bEfOrE I TelL u “

    • @chrisotea6856
      @chrisotea6856 3 роки тому +3

      @Pershing101 dude its just a fan account whats wrong with it LOL

    • @chrisotea6856
      @chrisotea6856 3 роки тому +3

      @Pershing101 and also who cares LMAO

  • @janemagcalas9568
    @janemagcalas9568 3 роки тому +421

    Luke:"Go to the hills"
    Photo:"A Philippine wonder"
    Me whos Filipino:"Thank you"

    • @benjojose5602
      @benjojose5602 3 роки тому +12

      Chocolate hills. Proud ako. Pilipino ako

    • @ImNotANoob_FE2
      @ImNotANoob_FE2 3 роки тому +15

      Im deutsch and i love to visit philippines 🇩🇪🇵🇭

    • @joaquinxiancanseco4530
      @joaquinxiancanseco4530 3 роки тому +3

      Proud Ako filipino ako

    • @lumine9363
      @lumine9363 3 роки тому +3

      @@benjojose5602 Oonga, pati din ako

    • @maridelcajapay8260
      @maridelcajapay8260 3 роки тому +2

      same i'm Filipino but i'm scared if its gonna happen anytime soon-

  • @cat.5081
    @cat.5081 3 роки тому +139

    So in conclusion: we all prepared more for a zombie apocalypse than a math test

  • @lukethedoge4842
    @lukethedoge4842 2 роки тому +101

    I love how he talks so serious about this 😂

    • @Komm95
      @Komm95 2 роки тому +5

      When a zombie apocalypse happens, good thing i watched this vid

    • @jersanjereos4525
      @jersanjereos4525 2 роки тому

      "before i show you how to survive look at this cool app that can erase anything in photos"

    • @WillArtherton-Hopkins
      @WillArtherton-Hopkins Рік тому +1

      Yeah but it has been scientifically proven that a zombie apocalypse is going to happen soon

    • @Automaton_unit
      @Automaton_unit Рік тому +1

      ​@@Komm95Zombie apocalypses will never happen
      If it does then it won't last long at all

  • @lopilionlin3890
    @lopilionlin3890 3 роки тому +282

    I love how luke just put on some walking dead tips to camouflage with the zombies

  • @koptop9980
    @koptop9980 2 роки тому +755

    Not really farmers easily win:
    They have:
    Weapons
    Discontaminated animals for food
    Farm
    Skills
    Building skill
    And aid consistency
    (My opinion) maybe I'm wrong

  • @pupil3953
    @pupil3953 3 роки тому +1162

    Me: **in an apocalypse**
    Luke: before I tell u what to do next, I found this cool a-
    Me: AW CMON MAN

    • @jackthereaper9420
      @jackthereaper9420 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @roselilax8580
      @roselilax8580 3 роки тому +2

      Haha lol

    • @grinder6854
      @grinder6854 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah when I watch this during an apocalypse I would be like AW COME ON MAN WHY WHY

    • @uraraka6332
      @uraraka6332 3 роки тому

      Fr

    • @uhm2385
      @uhm2385 2 роки тому

      @@afreenfatima6849 Okey? No one asked

  • @dxrk..
    @dxrk.. 2 роки тому +8

    Tip: Get a radio or something that makes the most noise so you can lure them to escape.

  • @miko1withtheflock
    @miko1withtheflock 3 роки тому +281

    michel phelps: **becomes a zombie**
    humans on a boat that thought they would survive: ah crap😑

    • @lfgr_the_thing1136
      @lfgr_the_thing1136 3 роки тому +2

      Why not a oil rig

    • @HHABAASSSSSSSAA
      @HHABAASSSSSSSAA 3 роки тому +1

      0:53 rotten flesh from minecraft 🤣

    • @koikyt
      @koikyt 3 роки тому

      Ur so f*cking wrong

    • @koikyt
      @koikyt 3 роки тому +1

      Even scientist say that zombies cant swim and facts zombies can only walk and they are super slow

    • @HHABAASSSSSSSAA
      @HHABAASSSSSSSAA 3 роки тому

      Nah don't say that

  • @benjojose5602
    @benjojose5602 3 роки тому +427

    During apocalypse:
    Everyone: Oh no!
    Gamers: I have been waitinggg this for a long time.
    Edit: Thanks guys gor the likes and comments. God bless you all😊. Starrt the apocalypse GAMERS!

  • @ImNotANoob_FE2
    @ImNotANoob_FE2 3 роки тому +151

    "Go to hills."
    Me: What kind of hills are these?
    CHOCOLATE HILLS IN PHILIPPINES OMG!!!1!!!11

  • @oramarceousisyouinatube9229
    @oramarceousisyouinatube9229 2 роки тому +14

    Luke: before i tell you-
    Time Traveller: QUICK YOU IDIO- AHHHH

  • @Ethanigga
    @Ethanigga 3 роки тому +118

    him:*a lot of ways*
    MC players:dude just get a sword and sheild

  • @georgeugay9026
    @georgeugay9026 2 роки тому +220

    Luke: "if there's no water nearby you better to a hill"
    Me:wait minute is that chocolate hills

    • @carriotazisty
      @carriotazisty 2 роки тому +1

      girl i think so😂

    • @gabriellejacobholgado6679
      @gabriellejacobholgado6679 2 роки тому +8

      Bruh u referencing philipines hills my country?

    • @nyemas496
      @nyemas496 2 роки тому +4

      I'm from Bohol Philippines lmao😂

    • @carriotazisty
      @carriotazisty 2 роки тому +4

      @@gabriellejacobholgado6679 im in Philippines aswell and i know my country very well🤩

    • @ivandelgra9410
      @ivandelgra9410 2 роки тому +4

      Oi mga pinoy

  • @UsaramSev
    @UsaramSev 3 роки тому +92

    4th option eat an enchanted golden apple and get a neitherite sword with fire aspect, sharpness 10, unbreaking 10, mending, and some neighetrite armor

  • @abey616
    @abey616 2 роки тому +1

    Luke: talking about a apocalypse
    Also Luke: YoU cAn ErAsE aNyThInG wIth ThIs ApP

  • @tuts1k
    @tuts1k 3 роки тому +487

    People in apacolipse:what i have to do to survive?
    Luke: whait i found a really cool app so you can remove everything from photos
    People:dying in a supper market because zomby just got in while luke was talking about a cool app

  • @himynamespro528
    @himynamespro528 2 роки тому +31

    Shoutout to the person that went to the parallel universe and shared this information with us

  • @nooby4773
    @nooby4773 2 роки тому +263

    Zombie: **looks at a "zombie" holding food**
    Also the zombie: Eh, thats fine, we are probably evolving

    • @malachimiilu4036
      @malachimiilu4036 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @lightningjadejavier
      @lightningjadejavier 2 роки тому +8

      I actually wanna see a movie about that where every humans have turned into zombies years later cause let's say the zombies evolves fast and managed to make a civilization where a zombie finds a human, something like that one dinosaur movie

    • @Pilgrammed
      @Pilgrammed 2 роки тому +2

      Loool

    • @Pilgrammed
      @Pilgrammed 2 роки тому

      @@lightningjadejavier bruh, Learn how to write can't understand shit

    • @DevirdontDie
      @DevirdontDie 2 роки тому +1

      Dis man deserves a promotion to master zombie joke

  • @BlueDrawStuffz
    @BlueDrawStuffz 2 роки тому +2

    "Dont drive to the supermarket because they will hear your vehicle"
    Tesla owners : nah

  • @eengit67
    @eengit67 2 роки тому +261

    Luke: *talking abt a serious thing that could happen in the future*
    Also Luke: *Ad time!*

    • @garygrimshaw4509
      @garygrimshaw4509 2 роки тому +2

      Hey do you like Prestin

    • @eengit67
      @eengit67 2 роки тому

      @@garygrimshaw4509 yes

    • @MicahBelledits1
      @MicahBelledits1 2 роки тому

      @@eengit67 I'm guessing ur around 7

    • @Ekh282
      @Ekh282 2 роки тому

      It's not serious and it will never happen don't believe everything you see

    • @Hunterr304
      @Hunterr304 2 роки тому

      Bruh I was 4 seconds long let it go

  • @kagayaku4103
    @kagayaku4103 3 роки тому +108

    Don't use guns. Use melee weapons. I'd use metal bats. Durability is great, strong swings to take a Zombie out with one strike, and no loud noises. If you wanna use firearms, Pistols. They're light, they don't strict you from running nor being less flexible. Not super loud, and they're quick to aim and pull. Don't go to the Jungle all the time, though. You'll have bad vision and you'll get swarmed easily. If you wanna get away from a Zombie hoard, get up to areas where they can't reach and sprint away as quick as you can, then hide.

    • @Gl00my_M1chael
      @Gl00my_M1chael 3 роки тому +5

      𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝!

    • @Snakey_snek
      @Snakey_snek 3 роки тому +1

      If ur dealing with a zombie hoard use a shotgun or rpg

    • @sarah_13405
      @sarah_13405 3 роки тому +1

      Yes your so right but if we pray god will halp us

    • @robloxedvenchers3780
      @robloxedvenchers3780 3 роки тому

      @@Gl00my_M1chael i like the font you used

    • @shadow_entity9191
      @shadow_entity9191 3 роки тому +6

      An axe is a great weapon as well. And it's a very handy tool at the samt time

  • @rajasparekh455
    @rajasparekh455 3 роки тому +375

    This guy is describing the nature and skills of zombies which don't even exist 😂😂

    • @rajasparekh455
      @rajasparekh455 3 роки тому +10

      @ScorpiosRaptorRex Gaming Me too😆

    • @GeorgieStory
      @GeorgieStory 3 роки тому +9

      Also Zombies are like twice the fast as a snail

    • @Mason_hammer
      @Mason_hammer 3 роки тому +3

      DUDE ZOMBIES ARE REAL TRUST ME ! ! !

    • @rajasparekh455
      @rajasparekh455 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mason_hammer your confidence says you're one of em. Just kidding 😂

    • @GeorgieStory
      @GeorgieStory 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mason_hammer Human zombies? No. Insect zombies? Yes

  • @one_bro5679
    @one_bro5679 2 роки тому +2

    Bro just Described the first season of The Walking Dead

  • @ammoque4857
    @ammoque4857 3 роки тому +27

    Luke: its gonna be hard for zombies to get up the hills
    L4D2 zombies: Am I even here?

  • @umu6891
    @umu6891 3 роки тому +33

    Imagine instead of slow and weak zombie , we get the fast and strong which bypass human limits and they can swim

  • @kebabmuncher361
    @kebabmuncher361 3 роки тому +7

    “Just rub yourself with their guts”
    I’m getting some walking dead vibes

  • @F1NNJA_Industries
    @F1NNJA_Industries 2 роки тому +1

    Me, trying to survive the apocalypse and having to listen to a sponsor

  • @itsorange142
    @itsorange142 3 роки тому +18

    During Zombie Apocalypse:
    Everyone: Oh No!
    Minecraft Players: Grab your Diamond Sword and your shield!

  • @-Stardustx
    @-Stardustx 3 роки тому +25

    "In the movies zombies can't swim"
    Minecraft Drowned: Am I a joke to you?

    • @rosetartzz
      @rosetartzz 3 роки тому +3

      I know this is a joke but this aint Minecraft

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 роки тому +1

      @@rosetartzz i know your telling them this isnt minecraft but zombies arent real either. All the info in the video is probably false because there's no way to fact check it

    • @rosetartzz
      @rosetartzz 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kromer__ yea

    • @-Stardustx
      @-Stardustx 3 роки тому

      Ik this ain't Minecraft bruh

    • @-Stardustx
      @-Stardustx 3 роки тому

      @React and Gamer Boos So Drowned's don't exist in Minecraft?

  • @crazplaz10
    @crazplaz10 2 роки тому +55

    Luke: They’ll hear your vehicle
    Electric vehicles: Am I a joke to you?

  • @airgun_addict
    @airgun_addict Рік тому +1

    Every American is nervously watching this, making notes

  • @user-ns7rg2ox6l
    @user-ns7rg2ox6l 3 роки тому +48

    Me living in Hawaii
    Luke: Going on a boat would be good.
    Me: What if I don't have a boat 🤔
    I DON'T KNOW HOW SWI-

    • @fishnchips963
      @fishnchips963 2 роки тому +1

      the funny thing is hawai’i(hawaii)has milions of boats/canoes so you should be fine buddy i should know i live there lol

    • @user-ns7rg2ox6l
      @user-ns7rg2ox6l 2 роки тому

      @@fishnchips963 💀

  • @calibranese
    @calibranese 3 роки тому +23

    I love how the sponsored segment showed the photo editor doing a terrible job

  • @maylynnvickerman1975
    @maylynnvickerman1975 2 роки тому +63

    luke: *gives helpful tips to survive an apocalypse*
    me: i’m j gonna stay by brad pitt and will smith..

    • @fard2854
      @fard2854 2 роки тому

      *useless tips*

  • @Andrew12352
    @Andrew12352 2 роки тому +1

    him realizing zombies dont exist when he gains more braincells

  • @urimaginaryfrend9360
    @urimaginaryfrend9360 3 роки тому +11

    My brain when kid: "You should cover your body with all types of red sauces"
    My brain now:"Why am I even in-charge, I'm the stupidest brain ever"

  • @khalilthe21th
    @khalilthe21th 2 роки тому +87

    Luke: this is the way you can survive the zombie appocalypse
    Me: dang i just need some suplies and guns and get a lot of ammos.

    • @KB_prod.
      @KB_prod. 2 роки тому +3

      Bob!

    • @Iaco__
      @Iaco__ 2 роки тому +2

      @@KB_prod. Luke!

    • @masonmiller5918
      @masonmiller5918 2 роки тому +4

      Don't get guns that will attract more zombies they can also hear silencers so melee is the best option

    • @tox1cboi_524
      @tox1cboi_524 2 роки тому +3

      If you’re in a country without guns then use hockey sticks or metal baseball bat or any melee weapon

  • @tomato__69
    @tomato__69 3 роки тому +14

    Luke u make my days better.

  • @BonquisePlayz
    @BonquisePlayz 2 роки тому +2

    Me while I’m a zombie apocalypse:*waiting for the way to get out*sees zombies coming in *ad pops up *
    Zombies:dang that’s a nice app

  • @palomaaaaaa05
    @palomaaaaaa05 3 роки тому +8

    Luke:They’ll have a hard time getting up the hills! Me: ILL have a hard time getting up the hills

  • @Universal_Snowy.
    @Universal_Snowy. 2 роки тому +17

    You never know their could be swimming zombies in other parallel universes

  • @spidergoat533
    @spidergoat533 3 роки тому +17

    Aim for the head, avoid close distance activity, use reusable ammo like slingshot's, and hunt your own meat, gather your own veggies/fruits, and use melee weapons, also use isolated bunkers

  • @Boners577
    @Boners577 Рік тому +1

    POV: you’re in a zombie apocalypse and you’re watching this an ad pops up
    ✨BRUH✨

  • @moussaahmed6662
    @moussaahmed6662 3 роки тому +60

    Dude imagine being in a zombie apocalypse watching this video hiding seconds before being spotted by the zombies and it just cuts off like "but before I tell you what to do next, I would like to thank our sponsor, raid shadow legends"

    • @snakedude4407
      @snakedude4407 3 роки тому +3

      Then it's mostly your fault, for watching youtube in the middle of a zombie apocalypse

    • @Boba_Tea69420
      @Boba_Tea69420 3 роки тому +1

      Its true

    • @rhonswat6343
      @rhonswat6343 3 роки тому +1

      zombie is not real

    • @VladimirVasilevichMakarov
      @VladimirVasilevichMakarov 3 роки тому +2

      @@rhonswat6343 yet

    • @moussaahmed6662
      @moussaahmed6662 3 роки тому +1

      @@snakedude4407 no I just mean like your trying to find out what to do in the situation and since this video is quite short, you would see it

  • @Itsbingsta
    @Itsbingsta 3 роки тому +12

    Bro imagine while we were in a apocalypse and watching this in need of help and Luke over here with his sponsor

  • @pizzza1905
    @pizzza1905 3 роки тому +71

    Thank Luke! now I'm prepared for what's coming in the future, My Father is a scientist and he told me that his team is working on Vixavids. It's something about changing humans into some other species and it is contagious too but now I know how to protect myself and thanks for that! 💕
    Edit: It's just a joke. didn't think people would notice this comment but yeah don't take it serious it's just for the laughs, I love you.

    • @Eckvd
      @Eckvd 3 роки тому +16

      Wait what

    • @GeneralGrizz
      @GeneralGrizz 3 роки тому +16

      what the hell did they just say?

    • @Eckvd
      @Eckvd 3 роки тому +15

      ⊙______⊙

    • @retxrnal
      @retxrnal 3 роки тому +19

      What a lie

    • @andrew.theo123
      @andrew.theo123 3 роки тому +13

      Wait so your dad is probably going to start a zombie apocalyps?

  • @JiecinDumolang2011
    @JiecinDumolang2011 2 роки тому +2

    Him: Run to the hills
    Me: That's Chocolate hills!

  • @ClipsForYou-19u2
    @ClipsForYou-19u2 3 роки тому +24

    The best weapon in a zombie apocalypse is a screw driver first approach a zombie quitely and then kick on his knee from the behind so it falls on its head then jam the screw driver at the head so the brain of the zombie is destroyed. I learned this from the walking dead game in season 2, episode 4

    • @twilight4636
      @twilight4636 3 роки тому +2

      Oh man Lee 😭😭😭

    • @ClipsForYou-19u2
      @ClipsForYou-19u2 3 роки тому +2

      @@twilight4636 Its in season 2 so lee died a.long time ago

    • @ClipsForYou-19u2
      @ClipsForYou-19u2 3 роки тому +2

      But lee was a good guy no no no he the best best guardian for little Clementine

    • @twilight4636
      @twilight4636 3 роки тому +2

      @@ClipsForYou-19u2 yeah ik but still he's my fav walking dead character and Kenny too

    • @ClipsForYou-19u2
      @ClipsForYou-19u2 3 роки тому +1

      @@twilight4636 me too but for me kenny was a bit aggressive

  • @Mar_0_On
    @Mar_0_On 2 роки тому +155

    Luke: how to survive a zombie apocalypse
    Minecraft players: *when doom music kicks in..*
    *_intense zombie farms noises_*

  • @Merica911
    @Merica911 2 роки тому +24

    "now before I tell you how to survive a zombie apocalypse, I found this cool new app that you can prank your friends with."

  • @unknownember7889
    @unknownember7889 2 роки тому +1

    “But don’t drive to the supermarket because they’ll hear your vehicle.”
    Tesla: 👁👄👁

  • @redrai8155
    @redrai8155 2 роки тому +9

    Everyone talking about the apocalypse
    Me:respect for that guy who is surrounded with zombies and he still has a chill face

  • @murtazapatel7497
    @murtazapatel7497 3 роки тому +440

    Me: stuck in a zombie apocalypse*
    Finds this short and happy
    Luke:before I tell you what to do next I found this app
    Dies*

  • @Kaylee-Bear
    @Kaylee-Bear 3 роки тому +16

    I mean, if you survive for a couple of months than the zombies will have all decomposed

    • @Bigmakxz
      @Bigmakxz 3 роки тому +2

      Everything I watch a zombie movie or TV show I always think of that, they probably would decompose in less than 5 days

    • @Kaylee-Bear
      @Kaylee-Bear 3 роки тому

      @@Bigmakxz yeah. Though the threat would last a bit longer from people getting turned & dying

    • @Bigmakxz
      @Bigmakxz 3 роки тому

      @@Kaylee-Bear yeah

  • @TheMightyE84
    @TheMightyE84 Рік тому +4

    Luke : run in the mountains and make a brick or metal house
    Background: the famous chocolate hills of Philippines

  • @botlhalebakwa9364
    @botlhalebakwa9364 3 роки тому +18

    The Zombie Apocalypse would be great with EV's
    It'll make driving a lot less likely to attract them to you

  • @_LastLaw_
    @_LastLaw_ 3 роки тому +17

    Luke: i found this app that can remove everything from photos
    Me: uses it to remove zombie in photos that i took with them 🤯😏

  • @txg4759
    @txg4759 3 роки тому +12

    Bruh I never had fear of zombie s but I have no idea why this one just spine chilling 😰

  • @OmCat1
    @OmCat1 2 роки тому +1

    1. find bunker
    2. plant mushroom garden
    3. expand

  • @burntwillow
    @burntwillow 3 роки тому +14

    I love how people actually think something like this could ever happen.

    • @sirertytheone
      @sirertytheone 3 роки тому +1

      Who even found the zombie word lmao

    • @arunvenkatesh5817
      @arunvenkatesh5817 3 роки тому +2

      You do realize that zombies really do exist in real life
      Just not in in humans and mammals ig

    • @tbuddy1237
      @tbuddy1237 3 роки тому +3

      @@arunvenkatesh5817 but they don’t

    • @burntwillow
      @burntwillow 3 роки тому +2

      @@tbuddy1237 i agree with u

    • @arunvenkatesh5817
      @arunvenkatesh5817 3 роки тому

      @@tbuddy1237 yes they do just not in bigger lifeforms
      ua-cam.com/video/vijGdWn5-h8/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/-ySwuQhruBo/v-deo.html

  • @theflutterisha7820
    @theflutterisha7820 3 роки тому +5

    Me: *zombies all over*
    Luke: you have to act like zombies and smell too
    Me: WHAT IF THERES NO MEAT IN THE STORE?

  • @Fetz-kj7zg
    @Fetz-kj7zg 2 роки тому +8

    Love how he acts like he has been threw a zombie apocalypse lol 😂

  • @mlbbguy4655
    @mlbbguy4655 2 роки тому +4

    Pov: watching his video in a supermarket while seing how to survive and he goes to an app

  • @Lovatix
    @Lovatix 2 роки тому +13

    *"zombies can't swim"*
    World war Z zombies be like: *Yeah, we can't swim 1000%*

  • @snazzyshark20
    @snazzyshark20 3 роки тому +6

    A more realistic plan is to actually wait a few weeks since the zombies gotta eat depriving them of food is actually a good way to get rid of them not only that they're legit still decomposing which means they'll fall apart soon and NOT ONLY THAT the military would have the situation controlled and contained within the week
    Also pro tip for apocalypses in general instead of raiding super markets raid restaurants instead a lot of them actually have the essentials of what you need and everyone will probably will go to restaurants next anyway so going there first is actually a good idea to beat the crowd
    Food,First aid kits,cleaning supplies (yes its more important than you think) such as sanitizers,water,kitchen supplies, ect Can be found in restaurants and for restaurants like cracker barrel where's there's a lot of stuff on the wall (my cracker barrel actually has a gun above its fire place) you could use them for make shift weapons

    • @redtroopergaming7658
      @redtroopergaming7658 3 роки тому

      Ok this is actually my first time seeing a comment that is so large

    • @skyllawolf4519
      @skyllawolf4519 3 роки тому

      The flies and some others bugs would devour them in 3 or 4 days

    • @Archotech_3301
      @Archotech_3301 3 роки тому

      @@redtroopergaming7658 the best bet is to somehow survive at least 10 years somewhere cus the zombies will start to decompose then u can repopulate. I don't know how u could survive somewhere for ten years or if there will be someone left but it's a good idea.

  • @tox1cboi_524
    @tox1cboi_524 2 роки тому +9

    When the zombies are actually smarter than you think and know you’re trying to camouflage: uh oh

  • @trollelias663
    @trollelias663 2 роки тому +1

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse: Rob albert einsteins brain😂

  • @Reituco
    @Reituco 3 роки тому +8

    You CAN ALWAYS escape tight places such as a mall or a house if you leave an opening so you can remember it, also, NEVER carry any guns with you, try to use melee weapons only since they’re silent and the zombies won’t be able to hear you that much.

    • @GuywhoMakesYomiStuff
      @GuywhoMakesYomiStuff 2 роки тому

      I know but it's weaker

    • @Reituco
      @Reituco 2 роки тому

      @@GuywhoMakesYomiStuff Yeah but would you really sacrifice all the other advantages that a melee weapon offers just in exchange for some extra power? A gun is more lethal but is way too loud, I bet you I’ll not even be able to find any ammo to constantly reload your guns.
      Melee weapon wins

  • @dorkunknown2883
    @dorkunknown2883 3 роки тому +4

    "rub zombie guts all over yourself" lee you mad genius!!

  • @picklegod2576
    @picklegod2576 2 роки тому +6

    This would be depressing for me like does anybody notice the pain and sadness you’d feel after a long time??

  • @sethdizon378
    @sethdizon378 2 роки тому +1

    man this channel is really useful

  • @funnyclip3677
    @funnyclip3677 3 роки тому +57

    Luke:*explain how to still alive during zombie apocalypse
    Me:"i wish i'm the first zombie so i don't have to terrified"
    Edit: Oooo so much like thx,guys

    • @hfyrisha
      @hfyrisha 3 роки тому

      L😂L

    • @amanraza4642
      @amanraza4642 3 роки тому

      Lol 🤣

    • @youmober-animates
      @youmober-animates 3 роки тому

      I will the second zombie

    • @lucaschen6086
      @lucaschen6086 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @jackewill6776
      @jackewill6776 3 роки тому +1

      But being the first zombie is worse, you would have to go through all the symptoms like intense flu and aching body, while being bitten by one it spreads faster so you don’t have to experience it longer.

  • @chopsticksstudios7341
    @chopsticksstudios7341 2 роки тому +63

    All you need to do is survive a few weeks so that the flesh of the zombies will completely decompose (supposing you’re in a temperate climate). After a few weeks the zombies flesh should decompose and you’ll be able to roam free. We should also take into factor that colder climates would take a few months to a few years to decompose the zombies so I would suggest getting to a fairly desolate area.

    • @iflykaya
      @iflykaya 2 роки тому +5

      I have a zombie survival book that theorizes that the virus makes the bodies toxic so that the bacteria that decompose us won’t touch them so they’re basically embalmed

    • @brooklynerickson6603
      @brooklynerickson6603 2 роки тому +1

      They still wouldnt be able to break down your walls so everyone would be fine.

    • @DeathChaser
      @DeathChaser 2 роки тому +2

      just go to Hawaii and eliminate all zombies and your safe duh 🙄 apocalypse survived

    • @carlislejetubongen919
      @carlislejetubongen919 2 роки тому

      @@DeathChaser but isnt the airport far?

    • @DeathChaser
      @DeathChaser 2 роки тому

      @@carlislejetubongen919 yes and no depending on were you are I live next to a skydiving place 15 min walk or 5 min drive if it's Z day I'm stealing the plane

  • @GoofyAhhMods
    @GoofyAhhMods 3 роки тому +16

    First of all you need a ruger 10 22 it has semiautomatic firing and the 22 cartridge is very common to find all over the world and since zombie skulls are decomposed and week it would be extremely easy to pop their heads with a weaker cartridge Then you're gonna wanna get yourself a shotgun preferably 12 gauge but 20 is fine they are very versatile for hunting you're gonna want to raid the ammo store and take expensive valuables like jewelry from the area because currency will soon be non existent You're gonna want to have everyone you trust like family and close friends make sure there armed with something whether that would be a battle club a sword or a knife Get to the northern areas as fast as possible while its cold and harder too survive and the zombies will have bad access warm clothes will also help with that you're also gonna want to get blankets Next you're gonna use an entrenching tool to dig into a hill and build a log cabin around it so you have half inside of a hill half outside turn the inside of the hill part into a safe bunker with all of your valuables Soon enough when people come to you If offer them things to live and shelter you would rather have them get on your good side and if they try to betray you you have the superior power Once you've formed a large amount of people you can build a village and start up a town Make sure to check people for wounds and strange activity quarantine if necessary

  • @jojomahan6267
    @jojomahan6267 2 роки тому +1

    As a movie has shown us, our house can fly if we have enough balloons

  • @Ljs315
    @Ljs315 3 роки тому +5

    Luke: you'll want to run to the hills
    My brain: *begins to play iron maiden*

    • @seba24503
      @seba24503 3 роки тому +1

      YES!!

    • @Nj_.Minji_
      @Nj_.Minji_ 3 роки тому

      Not gonna lie but the hills are chocolate hills and thats in philipines(im in Philippines btw)

  • @Yamii-ヤミィ
    @Yamii-ヤミィ 3 роки тому +218

    Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and needing to watch this video as fast as possible and then he's just like: *before I tell you what to do next I found an app that removes everything from pictures*
    Edit: Omg tysm for all the likes :D

    • @Yamii-ヤミィ
      @Yamii-ヤミィ 3 роки тому +9

      @CREAM derp I knew I was sharing my last brain cell with someone😃

    • @morocuda2090
      @morocuda2090 3 роки тому +2

      @@Yamii-ヤミィ Lol that's hilarious.

    • @joelayala5
      @joelayala5 2 роки тому +1

      bruh i thut zombies are not real

    • @3r1k_
      @3r1k_ 2 роки тому

      U can just erase the zombies

    • @ahaansarda04
      @ahaansarda04 2 роки тому

      I want to be like you to make dark videos funny 😆

  • @lovelyme5367
    @lovelyme5367 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you for this video I'm actually scared of zombies 😭😂

  • @buzzdarkyear791
    @buzzdarkyear791 2 роки тому

    Everyone gangsta till the zombie gains intelligence

  • @slimeandbeads1232
    @slimeandbeads1232 2 роки тому +17

    “oh my gosh there is a zombie apocalypse! quick search how to survive it!!“
    “and now before i tell you what to do next,”
    *before that though here’s a photo editor!*
    yes thanks. 🙃

  • @Harshini2
    @Harshini2 3 роки тому +5

    I literally watched train to Busan this morning and this is the first short that came in youtube when I opened shorts

    • @pepper5476
      @pepper5476 3 роки тому

      Me who lives in busan . And moved to a new city . And is a gamer : okey

    • @Harshini2
      @Harshini2 3 роки тому

      @@pepper5476 lol

  • @hamzb_7318
    @hamzb_7318 3 роки тому +8

    Luke: ways to get out of a supermarket is to make a disguise
    Me: why can't u just break the windows

    • @vgamer45ccredirect28
      @vgamer45ccredirect28 3 роки тому +1

      Because They Will See And Hear You

    • @hamzb_7318
      @hamzb_7318 3 роки тому +2

      @@vgamer45ccredirect28 u can run then hide somewhere else, duh

    • @masterchief9196
      @masterchief9196 3 роки тому +1

      @@hamzb_7318 won’t they run after you and also most super markets don’t really have windows and they should draw all attention to the front door and go through the back door

    • @sheer_coolness
      @sheer_coolness 3 роки тому +1

      @@hamzb_7318 theres like 800 zombies out there you really gonna out run and hide from them in a supermarket

    • @swordboi1509
      @swordboi1509 3 роки тому +2

      @@hamzb_7318 Zombies are master pros at hide and seek, so we are no match for them.

  • @OverSeer-Council
    @OverSeer-Council 2 роки тому +3

    "When you go Afk in a minecraft dungeon"

  • @lemowonderswhat3717
    @lemowonderswhat3717 3 роки тому +8

    “To the hills” That’s when Luke Davidson showed the Chocolate Hills in Bohol, Phillipines. In the summer, the hills turn brown because of plant death, making it look like chocolate. (It’s not make from chocolate!)

  • @Jesse-gc7io
    @Jesse-gc7io 2 роки тому +5

    being on season 10 of the walking dead: I think I'm good bestie-

    • @celiner9920
      @celiner9920 2 роки тому +1

      aren’t the walking dead besties always dying tho

  • @yourlocalidiot4330
    @yourlocalidiot4330 3 роки тому +6

    You could also wait around a month or two, by that time the flesh would have been so decayed it wouldn't be able to stand the weight of the zombie.

    • @Archotech_3301
      @Archotech_3301 3 роки тому

      Actually that would start to happen at least three or more years. They still would be able to here you so you would have to be quiet.

  • @clydehinman7810
    @clydehinman7810 Рік тому +1

    First rule of a zombie apocalypse:
    (1) FIND AND HOARD TOILET PAPER.
    ...now you ready 👽..

  • @yeowuu
    @yeowuu 2 роки тому +6

    The hills are from the Philippines in Bohol. Because they turn brown in the rainy season, they're nicknamed as 'Chocolate Hills'.
    (And no, they aren't made of actual chocolate 😂)

    • @ceejaycenteno6047
      @ceejaycenteno6047 2 роки тому

      I thought i was the only one that noticed it was the Chocolate Hills

    • @byronbriansalvador6628
      @byronbriansalvador6628 2 роки тому

      Yes im a filipino and chocolate hills also known as bohol are just small mountains

  • @Ff_Ww
    @Ff_Ww 3 роки тому +11

    literally was watching Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade

    • @Ff_Ww
      @Ff_Ww 3 роки тому +1

      @@isabela5985 no.

    • @gabiixpiscesendanimalcruel5125
      @gabiixpiscesendanimalcruel5125 3 роки тому +1

      wait the macys Thanksgiving parade started already oo

    • @Ff_Ww
      @Ff_Ww 3 роки тому

      @@gabiixpiscesendanimalcruel5125 .

  • @1tzL1ghtn1nXD_l0l
    @1tzL1ghtn1nXD_l0l 3 роки тому +5

    "You have to get a zombie flesh"
    Me: Rotten flrsh??