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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2025

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  • @jleach630
    @jleach630 3 роки тому +1490

    Cannibalism… I believe the word you’re looking for is cannibalism….

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 3 роки тому +421

      This fool said beastiality😆

    • @DarkHentaiDragon
      @DarkHentaiDragon 3 роки тому +292

      Either way the animal is screwed

    • @xaythearsonist2003
      @xaythearsonist2003 3 роки тому +53

      @@DarkHentaiDragon God damnit why do I have a bad feeling in know what that is now

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 3 роки тому +26

      @@xaythearsonist2003 it's exactly what you think it is

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 3 роки тому +35

      @@xaythearsonist2003 and word of advice, DO NOT look up The Art of Zoo 🤮

  • @freshbeatz1413
    @freshbeatz1413 3 роки тому +512

    I can't believe he's doing more of these!

  • @arielruh7773
    @arielruh7773 3 роки тому +20

    2:27 is so funny im literally crying ,wiiiiiillmaaaaa oh man i remember the flintstones

  • @stalememeoverlord1659
    @stalememeoverlord1659 3 роки тому +318

    Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already not trying to die of laughter... I LOVE IT!
    I knew that the 1st one was going to get toasted, but wasn't expecting a team of arsonists to strike that early on 😂

    • @K.B.Williams
      @K.B.Williams 3 роки тому +6

      Team of arsonists 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amanda021174
    @amanda021174 3 роки тому +104

    I never thought in all of my nearly 48 years I would hear "Brussel Sprouts " & "Ice cream" in the same sentence....much less someone actually making it.....that just gross cranked up to 11

    • @Sara-qx8cc
      @Sara-qx8cc 3 роки тому +4

      The pregnancy test comment sent me on that one tho 🤣🤣🤣😭👏🏼

  • @malayshamorgan3918
    @malayshamorgan3918 3 роки тому +98

    Damn! He put his back into it screaming “WILMA” 😂

    • @nd35780
      @nd35780 2 роки тому +9

      I can't be the only one who got low-key jumpscared by that! I was NOT ready for it! Still funny, though.

  • @Kate_-hp7cl
    @Kate_-hp7cl 3 роки тому +183

    Im so excited! I thought we were never gonna get rate my plate again!

    • @melaninmoxiellc963
      @melaninmoxiellc963 3 роки тому +1

      Me too! I've been begging him to do it since around Thanksgiving of last year!

    • @ieatass9640
      @ieatass9640 3 роки тому

      @@melaninmoxiellc963 My Mommy Died From Cancer... I now Get GangBanged by some Black men Help😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @cyb3rl0ve20
      @cyb3rl0ve20 3 роки тому +1

      @@ieatass9640 WHAT.

  • @jaylagaskins5049
    @jaylagaskins5049 3 роки тому +40

    Soon he say “Wiiiilllllmaaa”, I just bust out in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeszyjay
    @jeszyjay 3 роки тому +41

    The way I snorted after laughing so hard at that Wilma joke should be illegal. Great video as always.

  • @w3ird0things5
    @w3ird0things5 3 роки тому +179

    Yesss, another Rate-My-Plate!
    Time to remind myself I can kinda cook 🖤

  • @NapturalDiva
    @NapturalDiva 3 роки тому +101

    I didn't hesitate. He's the cure for anything depressing! 😂

  • @humblecrabd6981
    @humblecrabd6981 3 роки тому +206

    to answer your q's the best I can:
    1) I think menders he meant like the dentist or somewhere to get your teeth operated on 🤣
    2) doner is meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie and its often super greasy
    3) batternberg is like a chequered patterned cake slice wrapped in frosting (marzipan)
    4) beastiality is having sexual relation with animals, cannibalism is consuming your own kind 💀💀
    hope it helped :)
    and for future reference, since I've seen you ask this question, Madeline McCann is a child of two creepy doctors who got lost on holiday in 2007, when her parents went off to a party without locking shit. they still use her disappearance to get cash from the public even now. raggedy hoes the pair of em, I tell you

    • @lmachf21
      @lmachf21 3 роки тому +3

      Lol doner fries is fire tho

    • @tunamayhoe
      @tunamayhoe 3 роки тому +15

      Maddie didn't get lost, she was kidnapped and the parents went to the local tapas. It's still really stupid and irresponsible how you can leave children under 5 by themselves at home and I still wonder why they didn't have their other children taken.

    • @missnigga2056
      @missnigga2056 2 роки тому

      I know right

    • @KristenHarmala
      @KristenHarmala 2 роки тому +5

      I know this comment was a couple of months ago, but I agree about Maddie McCann’s parents. Foolishly leaving their children like that... so educated, yet so stupid. Why didn’t their other kids disappear? And them continuing to make all that money for Madeleine’s disappearance... just.. damn.

    • @GerudoGirl97
      @GerudoGirl97 2 роки тому +2

      @@tunamayhoe There was also a misinterpretation from a British DNA analysis that led the Portuguese police to believe that Madeline had d!3d in an accident in the apartment and that her parents had covered it up. This was shown to not be the case, however that still doesn't excuse that they are still very much to blame for their daughter's abduction.
      They shouldn't of gone out at all or taken their children with them. They said they checked on them throughout the evening, until her mum discovered that she'd gone missing - just irresponsible and negligent. If her parents had of been there, her being taken could've been prevented. I think their younger children should've of been taken off of them. If I had children, there's no way in h3ll that I'd leave them unattended, especially at such a young age. If I no one to watch them, I'd take them with me or not go at all.
      Plus they were staying in a ground floor apartment, which made it a lot easier for someone to take her especially with the absence of her parents.

  • @timmylabom4997
    @timmylabom4997 3 роки тому +65

    He had nerve to put the wine cheese on that plate it sure didn't look like nothing to celebrate!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @adorinrzevenant
    @adorinrzevenant 3 роки тому +40

    These always make me smile even when I feel down

  • @naokiyaoyorozu2620
    @naokiyaoyorozu2620 3 роки тому +22

    THIS IS WHAT WE NEED THANKS MITCH

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 3 роки тому +34

    Mitch: what’s that term when you each your own kind? beastiality
    Me: Um well

  • @christyhackney731
    @christyhackney731 3 роки тому +11

    Rate my plate is my favorite! The level of laughter is what I need! These bring me tears and serotonin for hours 🤣

  • @punkyjuarez763
    @punkyjuarez763 3 роки тому +61

    We need more of you Mitch, like a lot more lol. The space and the loneliness in between each upload is not good, we need more of your videos closer together if possible. Thanks for making my night cuz I needed a good laugh. You're awesome so stop being a stranger LOL ☺️

    • @r.t.c.no.1529
      @r.t.c.no.1529 3 роки тому +4

      Not to be rude, he might have other personal things (family, work, etc) he has to take care of, maybe that’s why it could be the reason why it’s been gaps between his uploading.

    • @punkyjuarez763
      @punkyjuarez763 3 роки тому +1

      @@r.t.c.no.1529 I understand everyone has stuff going on, I was just letting him know about me and some of the personal stuff I've been going through I'm letting him know how much his videos lift my spirits and take me out of that dark place. I didn't tell him to make videos and upload them every single day, I just let him know that it would be awesome to have more of these videos around for people like me and a lot of other people who happened to be dealing with depression and anxiety and who are also in a dark place. We look forward to his uploads because he literally changes our days in a really good way. I was just letting him know that a lot of us enjoy what he brings into our life especially the laughter, speaking for myself laughter is everything especially when there's nothing but negativity and darkness surrounding me.

  • @jtarantula3390
    @jtarantula3390 3 роки тому +20

    The laugh that unites ALL!

  • @boogiebear3095
    @boogiebear3095 3 роки тому +1

    Cannibals do that Mitch 😂 6:58 my heart hurts looking at this… dang

  • @crimson5163
    @crimson5163 3 роки тому +19

    I can't believe he's at it again, I've missed these cracked out rate my plate so much😭
    wanna see our girl Clare back too lmao

  • @StarGarnet03
    @StarGarnet03 3 роки тому +54

    You know it's gonna be a good day when Mitch posts another Rate My Plate video

  • @A_Rose_From_Concrete
    @A_Rose_From_Concrete 3 роки тому +11

    I've been waiting for Mitch to return. This is pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thexplrman
    @thexplrman 3 роки тому +25

    we missed our sosig, beens, lattice, tomato, and booty! rate my plate is so funny though im so happy you're doing more

  • @TheEricJBotelho84
    @TheEricJBotelho84 3 роки тому +17

    That Dino sandwich killed it lol

  • @cheekiegirl987
    @cheekiegirl987 3 роки тому +30

    Mitch it's great to see ya back 🙌😭❤

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 3 роки тому +1

      @fax
      Give me a break with this. In what way does this mix with crazy comedy?
      NOTHING.

  • @nepseru
    @nepseru 3 роки тому +27

    Yay the series is back!!

    • @nepseru
      @nepseru 3 роки тому +1

      @fax And you missed this ua-cam.com/video/iIRvhmwwtaI/v-deo.html

  • @beebeetee2926
    @beebeetee2926 3 роки тому +6

    "The longer you look it, the worse it gets." So true.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScatteredCollector
    @ScatteredCollector 3 роки тому +8

    6:49 You’re thinking of Cannibalism.

  • @myfurryfam365
    @myfurryfam365 3 роки тому +8

    Yesssss! I never thought another one would come!I love theeese!!!

  • @dannyd0texe
    @dannyd0texe 3 роки тому +8

    6:42 "What's that term again where you eat your own kind? Beastiality?"
    👁👄👁 No...

  • @movingmusic4you
    @movingmusic4you 3 роки тому +2

    9:32 that ain't even just spaghetti, that's spaghetti-os 😂

  • @mxshrxxmbxy
    @mxshrxxmbxy 3 роки тому +8

    Freaking finally! Ive been waiting so long!! Love ya Mitch! ♥️

  • @jaicbacote3494
    @jaicbacote3494 3 роки тому +18

    That “catcher’s mitt” one looked good tho 😂

  • @sydneyfaye0
    @sydneyfaye0 3 роки тому +7

    awesome video!! i’m glad your back 💜

  • @dianeatanacio7096
    @dianeatanacio7096 2 місяці тому +1

    11:17 battenburg is a bright British sponge cake with checkered patterns.

  • @orangeh1923
    @orangeh1923 3 роки тому +2

    9:18 people in the great depression era would love this 🤣😭✊

  • @CaliBoySwagg808
    @CaliBoySwagg808 3 роки тому +5

    I was just watching the rate my plate series from 2 years ago when I got the nofication and I was thinking only if there was a new rate my plate and this pops up. So glad it's back.

  • @Rebecca-fg7pp
    @Rebecca-fg7pp 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you Mitch!! It's been a very bad day. This gave me some laughs that I really needed!

  • @kaedetsukishima
    @kaedetsukishima 3 роки тому +7

    MITCH I LOVE THIS SERIES :> Been a fan since 2018!

  • @ayametheepic
    @ayametheepic 3 роки тому +3

    2:27 THE SCREAM SOUNDS LIKE A FNAF SCREAM I'M SENT 📤📤📤📤🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫✈️✈️✈️✈️📥📦📦📦📦📦

  • @Mr.Robert1
    @Mr.Robert1 3 роки тому +4

    WoW that's the second video I have watched by this guy.
    I'm sitting in a room with someone watching some serious crap on TV. I'm sitting here with my earbuds in crying from laughing and my side hurts for real.
    I needed a good laugh. Thanks a lot.

  • @brigitteyvetteenjoliquesta9504
    @brigitteyvetteenjoliquesta9504 3 роки тому +3

    Dot Cotton is the name of a character on the British Soap called "Eastenders" she is a very heavy menthol smoker and she has been on the show since it first aired in 1985 and is played by actress June Brown.

  • @robgoss2290
    @robgoss2290 3 роки тому +2

    Definitely need more rate my plate vids! This was hilarious!

  • @lilb769
    @lilb769 3 роки тому +8

    It’s about time my 2022 got off right‼️Thank you Mitch😭🙏🏾

  • @cpersons78
    @cpersons78 3 роки тому +5

    Haven't even watched it yet... already made my day...I love Rate my plate...🤣🤣🤣

  • @royaltyabbiiholmes1524
    @royaltyabbiiholmes1524 3 роки тому +5

    Bestiality 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are too funny.. love this guy🥰

  • @josephholder4492
    @josephholder4492 3 роки тому +3

    It was worth waiting all these years for this series to return

  • @GamerXina2005
    @GamerXina2005 3 роки тому +10

    I'm so glad you're back! You make my day feel better from my sadness!😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesjohnson1050
    @jamesjohnson1050 2 роки тому +4

    At 4:00, I think that the joke about Donner meat is in reference to the Donner Party of the mid 1800s. In winter of 1847, a group of pioneers were traveling from the Midwest to California, but before they made it to California, they got caught and trapped by winter storms and soon ran out of food and resorted to cannibalism to survive.

  • @00adzi
    @00adzi 3 роки тому +13

    Missed you Mitch. Welcome back 🤣

  • @ladyj6809
    @ladyj6809 3 роки тому +15

    That is the nastiest food I've ever seen, just throw the whole person away 😂😂😂

  • @dripnodrown
    @dripnodrown 3 роки тому +6

    My prayers have been answered

  • @ShinoIsInnocent
    @ShinoIsInnocent 3 роки тому +2

    "What's that word beastiality?"
    I nearly choked up a fucking lung

  • @mlp-violet-star
    @mlp-violet-star 3 роки тому +2

    2:09 That's lowkey a horse hoof between two slices of bread

  • @MetallicaLive
    @MetallicaLive 3 роки тому +11

    Doner kebab is a type of kebab, made of meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie. For the "Doner Meat" clip

    • @JustinSmith1973
      @JustinSmith1973 3 роки тому +2

      I guess for an American audience the closest would be shawarma.

  • @DerLukas98
    @DerLukas98 3 роки тому +4

    Just when you thought 2022 couldn't get better , there's Mitch to save us

  • @aamazintribe
    @aamazintribe 3 роки тому +2

    Battenburg Cake is basically two-toned Marble Cake with four flavors of cake batter shaped like a square rectangle.

  • @dominiccampbell181
    @dominiccampbell181 3 роки тому +1

    5:01 That sausage looks like it should have listened when the cilantro said it had the high ground.

  • @jimmyyi3846
    @jimmyyi3846 3 роки тому +2

    I thought something happened to you! I know you’re good now that you’ve uploaded a video! Can’t wait to laugh up a storm! Ty!

  • @HeyitsRoyce1
    @HeyitsRoyce1 3 роки тому +1

    1:00
    The first thing that came to mind was definitely cat food 😂😂

  • @Tee-Dot-Tv
    @Tee-Dot-Tv 3 роки тому +24

    Mitch I honestly appreciate that you're willing to learn. You should take trips to various European countries, each has their own culture, the UK, France, Spain, Switzerland, Portugal, Italy, Germany, Scandinavia, Czech Republic, Ireland, Russia, Greece.
    That's 12 countries (15 actually) all different from the next, guaranteed if you spend a year (a month in each) you will earn a wealth of knowledge and experience.
    You could still make money since YT is international and you could even add a 2nd channel. Come on Mitchell! You only live once, and with the number of things you could experience you should live your best life. Just saying.

    • @SkelzaDawn
      @SkelzaDawn 3 роки тому

      How back handed is your comment?! I'm sure Mitch, & everyone else that attended elementary school, is fully aware that Europe is continent with many different countries/cultures/traditions. YIKES!

    • @Tee-Dot-Tv
      @Tee-Dot-Tv 3 роки тому

      @@SkelzaDawn oh yeah I forgot, in the USA they deliver compliments but its actually intended to hurt the person, what's with that? Me I'm from the UK and say what I mean with 100% honesty, like Simon Cowell or Gordon Ramsey but I'm worse or better depending on the scenario.
      Since I didn't say anything negative, and actually gave him pointers, I was being positive.
      Now onto the fake comments, only the use do this, since I've seen movies and watched shorts where people say that's what happening, why?
      If you don't like someone cool keep your opinion to yourself, but if someone dresses weird (e.g.) why not ask them "why are you wearing that get up?" Instead of saying "wow, I bet you was the best dressed there?" Then giggle with your friends behind their back.
      The USA and UK may speak the same language, but we are worlds apart.

  • @allissquad1492
    @allissquad1492 3 роки тому +1

    The black stuff at 11:04 is a thing called black pudding. Its basically sausage injected with blood that, when cooked, turns black, hence the name "black pudding"

  • @GerudoGirl97
    @GerudoGirl97 2 роки тому +1

    11:06 - It's called black pudding. It's a type of sausage, made from pork or beef blood.
    11:15 - Battenberg is a chequered pink and yellow sponge cake, held together with apricot jam and coated in marzipan, (almond paste). It's one of my favourite cakes.

  • @Vaehgnf
    @Vaehgnf 2 роки тому

    8:14😂😂😂THEY EATIN STR8 UP JAIL FOOD😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @thegreathoffman16
    @thegreathoffman16 3 роки тому +4

    We have donner kebabs in the UK, has lamb, beef and chicken smooshed together, looks like an elephants leg when cooking in the window of the local kebab shop ...but tasty 😅
    Dot cotton has a character from the soap opera Eastenders

  • @Mega_Simp06
    @Mega_Simp06 3 роки тому +12

    Yesss. I love rate my plate. ❤️

  • @demonLilith461
    @demonLilith461 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh I'm dead these are killing me 😂💀 there hilarious af .

  • @caroshah6175
    @caroshah6175 3 роки тому

    Happy New Year Mitch. Glad you are back.

  • @Melailanicoleee
    @Melailanicoleee 10 місяців тому +1

    2:28 childish 😂😂😂

  • @jessiblue3
    @jessiblue3 3 роки тому +3

    Finally I’ve been waiting for a new rate my plate

  • @setsunabelaqua
    @setsunabelaqua 3 роки тому

    Been waiting for more rate my plate. These are the best

    • @MentallyMitch
      @MentallyMitch  3 роки тому

      Glad you enjoyed, thanks for the continued support!

  • @SoubiYumea
    @SoubiYumea 3 роки тому +5

    After all these months, it's back!❤

  • @LumberjackMC
    @LumberjackMC 3 роки тому +13

    Doner meat is the meat on a pole that the Turkish dude shaves off a slice trying to sell it to you knowing damn will it got larva on it

  • @PMIII
    @PMIII 3 роки тому +1

    At 1:51 I called that sliced log sandwich!😂😂

  • @notconvincedgranny6573
    @notconvincedgranny6573 3 роки тому +5

    Donner meat - meat (not pork, tho) roasted on a vertical (think up and down) instead of a horizontal (think rotisserie) spit. But I'm in California and the first thing I thought of was the Donner Party crossing the Sierra Nevada, and a lil' cannibal action happened. 11:17 - Battenberg is usually a multicolored cake, in a checkerboard pattern. I think in this case it's cheese; I think the "oreos" are black pudding (save yourself and don't ask).

  • @simonarmstrong6464
    @simonarmstrong6464 3 роки тому +5

    that beef sandwich looked dryer than ghandis flipflops hahhaa

  • @Justice1863
    @Justice1863 3 роки тому +1

    You deliver EVERYTIME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hats off to everyone that posted a rating. All of you made my day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣

  • @ErdriedDeirdre
    @ErdriedDeirdre 3 роки тому +2

    Yes Yes God YES! thank you man! Bless you so much, I needed this! ❤️🤩

  • @nelidacenteno4895
    @nelidacenteno4895 3 роки тому +2

    I've been waiting for this!!!

  • @PaytonPaw124
    @PaytonPaw124 3 роки тому

    I miss this so much you have no idea thank you for bringing this back

  • @NyanKyat
    @NyanKyat 2 роки тому

    1:53 that beef suffering from a drought.

  • @DarthUchiha91
    @DarthUchiha91 3 роки тому +5

    Damn, Lee got cooked more than his own damn food😂

  • @PokemonPlatinumChamp
    @PokemonPlatinumChamp 3 роки тому

    Thanks so much for bringing this back!!!

  • @xenoman143
    @xenoman143 3 роки тому +5

    "What was that term again where you eat your own kind, what was that beastiality" Mentally Mitch January 24, 2022

  • @WarlordChaos
    @WarlordChaos 3 роки тому +30

    I'm still trying to figure out how these people are still roasting others on the Rate My Plate page. 😂💀

  • @ElFimpo
    @ElFimpo 2 роки тому

    You need to do more of these Mitch, fucking mint bruv 😂😂😂

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 роки тому +3

    Wow, been a while you did one of these. Rate my plate is simply ridiculous. 🤣

  • @Aspoonz
    @Aspoonz 3 роки тому +2

    This makes me want to remove my stomach

  • @SleepyRue
    @SleepyRue 3 роки тому +2

    Donner as in Doner is turkish for meat on a vertical rotisserie like lamb etc etc lol

  • @williamrichmond814
    @williamrichmond814 2 роки тому

    1:08 looks like something you'd serve for lunch in the nursing home

  • @christianmoralesortiz4688
    @christianmoralesortiz4688 3 роки тому +7

    WELCOME BACK!!!
    Also, the term your looking for is cannibalism not beastiality, dude.

  • @nuttymanyelismate
    @nuttymanyelismate 3 роки тому

    5:46 Looks like someone really had to go but hadn't installed the toilet yet.

  • @MayaPapayaaaa_
    @MayaPapayaaaa_ 3 роки тому

    I’m happy this series is back

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 2 роки тому +1

    As someone with low af standards for food, these are always extra funny to watch

  • @karenbensinger2069
    @karenbensinger2069 2 роки тому +1

    He is a Fool Babyyyy..I CANT🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lilmisscostumedrama
    @Lilmisscostumedrama 2 роки тому

    How did I miss this!!!!
    Thank You for doing a UK edition ☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @yobtcluvsiah7120
    @yobtcluvsiah7120 3 роки тому +1

    9:05 the only thing that was classic about that plate was and I quote “that plate”

  • @JeonHanKai
    @JeonHanKai 3 роки тому

    Man when are we gonna have a international roast show where every rate my plate roasters roast each other like

  • @mandelabutterfly9162
    @mandelabutterfly9162 3 роки тому +7

    Hey. I thought you weren't doing these anymore. Can't wait to see the horrors. Bon Appetite