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  • @normalperson1759
    @normalperson1759 5 років тому +1698

    “Those are fries, not chips”
    *THE ENTIRETY OF GREAT BRITIAN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @Karma28282
      @Karma28282 4 роки тому +59

      I'll lead the assault, i'm british!

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 4 роки тому +45

      @Shanny Boo Y'all stay high in Jamaica, so you get a pass.

    • @findingnemx993
      @findingnemx993 4 роки тому +16

      Fermion chill out fam, ain’t a lil weed hurt nobody, XD

    • @multifandomtrash1601
      @multifandomtrash1601 4 роки тому +9

      @Shanny Boo barbados too but then again we use to be called little england

    • @kingcoveryepic
      @kingcoveryepic 4 роки тому +4

      Cuphead pls don’t hurt us 😢.

  • @aukiyaanderson8006
    @aukiyaanderson8006 4 роки тому +239

    "David"
    He sounded like a concerned white mom lmao🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    15:45

  • @makoetlanekarabo7444
    @makoetlanekarabo7444 5 років тому +335

    I love how you says "It's disgusting"
    I feel deep in my soul what you feel 😂😂😂

    • @iyanubanks100
      @iyanubanks100 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HoneyBunnyBOM
      @HoneyBunnyBOM Рік тому

      No need to continue your charade.
      We all know you don’t have feelings…nor a soul.

  • @DIsaac614
    @DIsaac614 4 роки тому +381

    The UK is next level on savagery that the world can't comprehend.

  • @kookieeec
    @kookieeec 5 років тому +243

    *BONE APPLE TIGHT* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taragurley4078
    @taragurley4078 5 років тому +272

    Everytime you laugh just makes me cry laughing😂

    • @niahsvision
      @niahsvision 4 роки тому +1

      Mø Nälayé whatttt?

    • @xxxxxxx426
      @xxxxxxx426 3 роки тому +1

      @Mø Nälayé keep it in your pants bro 😂

    • @xxxxxxx426
      @xxxxxxx426 3 роки тому

      @Mø Nälayé :0

  • @EC20222
    @EC20222 5 років тому +307

    PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE keep this coming. And make more. I am literally crying with tears and have bellyache. These are comedy genius

  • @kdubs..
    @kdubs.. 5 років тому +1143

    Chips are what Brits call American fries 😂

    • @thisguyagain6106
      @thisguyagain6106 5 років тому +76

      American: Here have some fries
      Brit: Those are chips
      American: no their not!
      Brit: yes they are
      American: NO THEY ARENT!
      Brit: Yes they are
      American: JUST TAKE IT ALREADY!>:(
      Brit: ok

    • @Chimeraisbored
      @Chimeraisbored 5 років тому +17

      Nah fries are small and chips are much fatter

    • @Chimeraisbored
      @Chimeraisbored 5 років тому +4

      Dumb asf

    • @burnthefurries6409
      @burnthefurries6409 5 років тому +6

      We all knew mate

    • @burnthefurries6409
      @burnthefurries6409 5 років тому +38

      @@Chimeraisbored its britian mate it isnt fucking America

  • @DeadhunterThe
    @DeadhunterThe 5 років тому +772

    "Butty" is a UK term for "sandwich."

    • @pamelaninaijiede321
      @pamelaninaijiede321 5 років тому +20

      In Birmingham we say sandwich

    • @udpamp1370
      @udpamp1370 4 роки тому +73

      Why the hell would someone say butty. Sandwich - Butty how TF y'all got this.

    • @d3caf_latt3
      @d3caf_latt3 4 роки тому +63

      Why tf though? How do you get "butty" from any part of the word sandwich?

    • @tinamcintyre6797
      @tinamcintyre6797 4 роки тому +16

      Synn it’s slang chip butty ,also we say sarnie 🇬🇧

    • @iheartmelo2422
      @iheartmelo2422 4 роки тому +12

      Synn if you weren't dyslexic you would see they said its a uk TERM

  • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
    @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC 5 років тому +294

    15 Seconds Mitch! You got me mate, :) Loving these longer videos bro! :)

    • @MentallyMitch
      @MentallyMitch  5 років тому +60

      Thank you man! It’s a lot more work as I’m sure you’re well aware; but totally worth it :) Glad you’re enjoying them!

  • @adapeace1942
    @adapeace1942 4 роки тому +43

    *Bone apple tight* LMFAO!!!😭😭😭😭
    Added it to my daily vocabulary🤣🤣🤣

  • @xy8379
    @xy8379 5 років тому +134

    “100% catches her farts with fragranced Kleenex” the comment and your laugh had me ROLLING 😂😂this is what you call great content

  • @Weirdchicken04
    @Weirdchicken04 5 років тому +209

    Dude, I'm going through some health issues atm. Your videos help me laugh and forget about the pain for a few minutes. Thanks for what you do, really.

    • @MentallyMitch
      @MentallyMitch  5 років тому +81

      I'm very sorry to hear that you are having health issues. You will be in my thoughts and prayers. I'm glad my videos can provide some solace for you during this time.

    • @Weirdchicken04
      @Weirdchicken04 5 років тому +20

      @@MentallyMitch Thank you so much for your kind words

    • @trinitylol48
      @trinitylol48 5 років тому +14

      Scaena Nigra God bless you, I hope you make it through! 🙏🙏🙏

    • @Weirdchicken04
      @Weirdchicken04 5 років тому +8

      @@trinitylol48 Thank you so much!! God bless you

    • @waterking1105
      @waterking1105 4 роки тому +7

      Are you ok now?🙏🤔

  • @cheyennebrown2093
    @cheyennebrown2093 5 років тому +250

    The fact that no one could spell sausages right got me dying💀😂

    • @xy8379
      @xy8379 5 років тому +8

      cheyenne brown fr it be horrible looking at them trying to spell 😂😂

    • @sock9107
      @sock9107 4 роки тому +44

      It’s a joke the everyone keeps going on, sosig, bacun, etc.

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 4 роки тому +8

      sosig

    • @xgamesmode4075
      @xgamesmode4075 3 роки тому +6

      Aaay lemme get some sosig with that

    • @SubmergedBones
      @SubmergedBones 3 роки тому +5

      Sosigis

  • @playbxi2707
    @playbxi2707 5 років тому +71

    Man I was crying and laughing in the same time cause your laugh 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @4famvid
    @4famvid 5 років тому +55

    MITCH! HOW AM I ALREADY LAUGHING??!?!?

  • @TexasSheepdawg21
    @TexasSheepdawg21 5 років тому +25

    You know what I like? I like that Mitch can read these comments while a pit bull with a knack for castration is biting down on Mitch’s nads and yet he can still deliver the precise, surgical passion, disgust, sarcasm, utter nausea and voice inflections of the people making these savage comments. Good Job Mitch. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😂 Give the pit bull a Xanax and a breath mint.

    • @MentallyMitch
      @MentallyMitch  5 років тому +3

      I'm dead! LOL! Thank you for such an in-depth analysis. Also, happy to see you again!

  • @theguavamama
    @theguavamama 4 роки тому +39

    Dang. This page should be called "Roast my Plate." 😔🤣🤣🤣✌🏾

  • @viintaqe135
    @viintaqe135 5 років тому +69

    Sorry I'm a bit late Mitch, I'm at a sleepover right now, but I had to fit this video into my schedule. Your laugh is everything!! ❤

    • @MentallyMitch
      @MentallyMitch  5 років тому +20

      No worries! Thank you for fitting me in your schedule!

    • @viintaqe135
      @viintaqe135 5 років тому +8

      @@MentallyMitch No problem! 😊

  • @rhysfoord
    @rhysfoord 5 років тому +59

    17:33 Does anyone else notice it wasnt even his own cooking? Literally says 'co op' underneath it!

  • @sourdough7080
    @sourdough7080 5 років тому +56

    I remember having to feed my siblings and cousins breakfast and I was hurrying up because they were hungry and I didn't even notice that I poured the milk before the cereal and my mom got so pissed off I never did that again. To this day I pay close attention to how I make my cereal😂
    Thank u for coming to my Ted talk!!✌🏾

    • @readmydescifyouwant650
      @readmydescifyouwant650 4 роки тому +1

      You think that's bad.
      ua-cam.com/video/_o2-TvYj5JM/v-deo.html

    • @TheBlackPumps
      @TheBlackPumps 2 роки тому +1

      She probably told you you can’t do anything right. 😂

  • @spr1ngtoon
    @spr1ngtoon 4 роки тому +38

    18:02 that toast has worse acne than me.

  • @Qxestionable
    @Qxestionable 4 роки тому +26

    12:28 so we all still gonna ignore how those eggs look like someone bleached spongebob and then flat ironed him right?

  • @shaggy2304
    @shaggy2304 5 років тому +89

    10:02
    In the UK we call ‘fries’ chips
    And we call ‘chips’ crisps
    We have different names for stuff

    • @Karma28282
      @Karma28282 4 роки тому

      And we call whoever made the first one on here, "Wanker"

    • @kingcoveryepic
      @kingcoveryepic 4 роки тому

      Yes, like we say color and u say colour, but why, like now I have to google search “what’s X Fahrenheit in Celsius?” And I have to buy a separate universal charger port for my chargers 😂

    • @mushyrooms79
      @mushyrooms79 4 роки тому

      In Malaysia we call Chips: Keropok
      Xd

  • @CookieMonster-dr5hg
    @CookieMonster-dr5hg 4 роки тому +13

    6:30 the way he says souls 🤣🤣 sounds like he said tartar sauce

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 Рік тому +7

    Mitch: “those aren’t chips, those are fries”
    The entirety of the British Empire: *And I took that personally*

  • @leah5116
    @leah5116 4 роки тому +16

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE BOOTY ONE IM DYING

  • @iconicdragon3603
    @iconicdragon3603 5 років тому +56

    9:04 What he meant was Butty not booty 😂
    A Butty is a type of Sandwich.

  • @vaughangarrick
    @vaughangarrick 3 роки тому +6

    Mently mitch's laugh is literally my therapeutic session for the day

  • @amethystrain2513
    @amethystrain2513 5 років тому +11

    Whenever I'm feeling like crap I rewatch these b/c your laugh always cheers me up. Thanks!

  • @lsr_shady450
    @lsr_shady450 5 років тому +21

    These videos make me laugh so hard I swear 😂😂😂

  • @DREAMENTERTAINMENT-DE
    @DREAMENTERTAINMENT-DE 5 років тому +23

    I know what a salad is, I just don't eat it lol

  • @69CrystalballPalace
    @69CrystalballPalace 5 років тому +21

    Mentally Mitch there’s a Rate My Takeout FB page too.

  • @zachvoke4152
    @zachvoke4152 5 років тому +11

    Once again mitch, I'm dying of laughter 😂😂😂keep em coming

  • @yesmesarenaa
    @yesmesarenaa 4 роки тому +10

    3:16
    Boy : moommmmmm did you fry my baseballs💀

    • @ciaranicole4320
      @ciaranicole4320 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yesmesarenaa
      @yesmesarenaa 3 роки тому +1

      @@ciaranicole4320 chile i don’t even remember writing this 😂😂

  • @nathancopetas7
    @nathancopetas7 3 роки тому +4

    i love how he always says thats messed up but then laughs so hard

  • @geviesanta3631
    @geviesanta3631 5 років тому +47

    Mitch, that's very cool of you for uploading another "Rate my Plate" episode thank you, man!!!!👍 I can't watch this vid right now, I just got sick yesterday. 🤧🤧🤧 But thanks for sharing it anyways mitch, have a nice day!!

    • @annwynbeneaththewaves
      @annwynbeneaththewaves 5 років тому +2

      get better soon

    • @kadinaaland767
      @kadinaaland767 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit I got sick yesterday I'm at home from school watching this hope you feel better soon

    • @veziik8552
      @veziik8552 5 років тому +2

      Y'all sick cuz you all have shit immune systems ,

    • @mattypeters1786
      @mattypeters1786 5 років тому +1

      I got sick yesterday and had diarrhoea

    • @xplrscar7598
      @xplrscar7598 5 років тому +1

      Get better soon👍

  • @fsb05
    @fsb05 5 років тому +5

    This channel cures my cancer and depression

  • @rrun2life
    @rrun2life 4 роки тому +5

    6:12
    😫😫 that's terrifying! they caught and cooked that monster from stranger things

  • @pemegangkoencisyurga
    @pemegangkoencisyurga 5 років тому +6

    Damn mate, your vids always made my days, keep it rolling 😂

  • @thejeyrodepicer7917
    @thejeyrodepicer7917 5 років тому +13

    You just earned a new subscriber man XDDDD

  • @talbal_talia8135
    @talbal_talia8135 5 років тому +143

    I can tell that most of these people rating are chavvy British people because they use the words "chips"and "knickers" and they call people "mate" XD
    I'm British so I would know

    • @odugon
      @odugon 5 років тому +11

      I'm not british and I knew

    • @odugon
      @odugon 5 років тому +4

      Wanker

    • @talbal_talia8135
      @talbal_talia8135 5 років тому +1

      @@odugon you're right, they did use the word wanker I forgot about that XD

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 4 роки тому +1

      TALIA Ball I’m not British but I say mate

    • @tinamcintyre6797
      @tinamcintyre6797 4 роки тому +1

      Dipstick 😹

  • @Legacy2800
    @Legacy2800 4 роки тому +6

    The laugh makes me laugh even harder😭

  • @LJSPR
    @LJSPR 5 років тому +3

    Keep this series alive, I love it

  • @farting358
    @farting358 5 років тому +36

    Who else is dying of laughter??? These videos are always so funny

  • @mrshadowhatz1860
    @mrshadowhatz1860 5 років тому +26

    How come this is always posted when I’m about to eat dinner or something?

  • @andysea5
    @andysea5 5 років тому

    😂😂😂 keep them coming. If anyone is having a bad day they should just watch one of your rate my plates videos that will put a smile back on their face.

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 роки тому +7

    4:30 as Darryl Philbin would say “Y’all need to learn portion control”

  • @kee9070
    @kee9070 5 років тому +12

    Yasss Mitch! Keep em coming 🤣🤣

  • @mitchallennuqui3488
    @mitchallennuqui3488 5 років тому +5

    Do not stop making this. You always make my day! 💕

  • @JustShaye
    @JustShaye 4 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂 I have rewatched this so many times and I still laugh each time

  • @Themystergamerr
    @Themystergamerr 3 роки тому +1

    This dude's got the best job on the internet- infectious laughter all the way lol

  • @chok546
    @chok546 5 років тому +3

    i love your videos man they make me laugh so much! Do you think you can do more of the googling rappers? If you have any ideasof what rappers. Keep up the good work man! Your voice is funny

  • @dakirawoulard6376
    @dakirawoulard6376 4 роки тому +4

    Your laugh has me hollering and screaming right now

  • @alpacaboi7216
    @alpacaboi7216 4 роки тому +2

    Is this what Alvin the Chipmunk does In his spare time?
    WUT IS DAT VOCE!

  • @cyclingmadhedgehog8860
    @cyclingmadhedgehog8860 5 років тому

    I love these!!! Keep them coming Mentally Mitch. 🤗🤗

  • @clueless3773
    @clueless3773 5 років тому +13

    Thank you for making my day a whole lot better, Mitch. You should do another Gordon Ramsay Twitter roast video. Have a nice day!

  • @counthalloweenie9609
    @counthalloweenie9609 5 років тому +11

    Fries are called “chips” in UK English....

  • @SoudleNoop
    @SoudleNoop 3 роки тому +2

    "Those are fries, not chips."
    *Mitch has caused Britain to retake control of America*

  • @CrunchGirl97
    @CrunchGirl97 5 років тому

    I live for these. Don't ever stop posting these

  • @katwalters7102
    @katwalters7102 5 років тому +5

    "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Please flame her" XD
    I choked on my birthday cake when I heard that

    • @xy8379
      @xy8379 5 років тому +1

      KitKat Walters everytime Mitch says “absolutely not” I start crying 😂

    • @Quazar978
      @Quazar978 3 роки тому

      Happy birthday two years before 2020

  • @Yrammy
    @Yrammy 5 років тому +3

    Omg your videos are the best 😂😂😂😂😂👌
    You're amazing !

  • @wonderland1236
    @wonderland1236 Рік тому

    This is a next level of roasting 😂😂😂🤣

  • @dianaram.c.1992
    @dianaram.c.1992 2 роки тому +2

    The diet coke balances out the calories lmaooooo

  • @blueypurp1785
    @blueypurp1785 3 роки тому +3

    17:52 This dish is exactly what my friends acne problem would look like if he was tan.

  • @princessbinas
    @princessbinas 5 років тому +5

    Just when I thought I saw everything that Rate My Plate has to throw at people and their cooking! They always seem to be able to top themselves (or is it sink to new low) every time! XD

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 2 роки тому +2

    This was the funniest one yet 😂 Brits are a different kind of funny 😭

  • @ilikecheese_9876
    @ilikecheese_9876 5 років тому

    It’s the laugh that makes everything better XD that gets me lmao

  • @lennyface2983
    @lennyface2983 5 років тому +16

    7 views, 39 comments, 55 likes and 1 dislike, and uploaded 1 min ago
    UA-cam is broken again

  • @tahlianieves2188
    @tahlianieves2188 5 років тому +3

    This video made me laugh so hard it helped me take a shit

  • @ajanaybrooks3381
    @ajanaybrooks3381 4 роки тому +1

    The 200 years joke was funny asl cuz it was very clever...

  • @nessiedoesshortsandstuff
    @nessiedoesshortsandstuff 2 роки тому

    “Bone apple tight” IM DEAD🤣🤣🤣

  • @markiplierfansparkles7759
    @markiplierfansparkles7759 5 років тому +4

    Tom yums big sausage look like a dead caterpillar XD

  • @sarbjitsingh7157
    @sarbjitsingh7157 5 років тому +5

    13:03 Baked Ghandis flip flop in the back

  • @ramishet.7339
    @ramishet.7339 4 роки тому +1

    For 2 years 7 months and so days I've searched a planet called UA-cam for a channel that has the same vibes as me a channel that is everything I'm looking for, a channel that makes me remember to like the video and I am proud to announce that my search has ended the day I found a channel by the name of Mentally Mitch 😍😍😍

  • @jenniferevans895
    @jenniferevans895 4 роки тому +1

    Wonder if the 🇬🇧 watch these? I hope they relies how much fucking laughter they bring us with mentally mitch's voice of 👼 laughing us out of depression.. Thank you Mentally Mitch .. sincerely from all of us, Your Mentally Peasants

    • @brittany3265
      @brittany3265 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 We do watch theese

    • @jenniferevans895
      @jenniferevans895 4 роки тому

      @@brittany3265 you made my whole "quarantine" bearable.. thank you 👌😷🥰😘 all of us from this side of the pond thank you 💙💙

  • @hello5344
    @hello5344 5 років тому +4

    9:33 hold up
    ... That breads mouldy

  • @ThatsAkira166
    @ThatsAkira166 4 роки тому +5

    When he said kyra my mom called me too I was like wut

  • @angiecat845
    @angiecat845 4 роки тому +1

    The Toad in a Hole. So this is where the chest burster from Alien lives.

  • @treyjohnson1850
    @treyjohnson1850 5 років тому

    Yeeooo I’m laughing my face off 😂😂😂I love these man

  • @durant_productions4142
    @durant_productions4142 5 років тому +9

    this is the funniest video i've ever seen !!!

  • @ellenruthgraham297
    @ellenruthgraham297 4 роки тому +2

    chips=fries
    crisps=chips
    lift=elevator
    flat=apartment building
    shop(pe)=store
    jumper=sweater vest
    THE MORE YA KNOW!

  • @OddWomanOut_Pi81
    @OddWomanOut_Pi81 3 роки тому

    Funniest part are the ones that are perfect & the anger at the perfection by the commenters..."How dare u assault us with this culinary excellence!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kingadolfoyt
    @Kingadolfoyt 2 роки тому +1

    2:51 "100% catches her farts with fragranced Kleenex" 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @pengtingboi4395
    @pengtingboi4395 4 роки тому +7

    10:02 in England we say chips
    So in America
    Chips = crisps in England
    Fries = chips in England

    • @Karma28282
      @Karma28282 4 роки тому

      The first thing on this vid = Wanker In England

    • @Emma88178
      @Emma88178 3 роки тому

      pEnG tinG bOi U.S. not America. That’s the continent.

  • @ariesharrison77
    @ariesharrison77 5 років тому +5

    I love your videos so much, JESUUUS.

  • @WilliamQuinones
    @WilliamQuinones 4 роки тому +1

    The way he said booty at 9:07 🤣

  • @whitneyneely2880
    @whitneyneely2880 3 роки тому +2

    After watching these food memes I've come to the conclusion that world hunger's really a thing because I would VOLUNTARILY starve to death rather than even attempt to eat half the sh*t these people are posting on social media.

  • @redblack2319
    @redblack2319 4 роки тому +4

    Now Ive put milk in the bowl before my cereal 😂😂😂 I was high as hell in my head i had poured my cereal in reality I did not 😂😂😂

  • @brianjordan3063
    @brianjordan3063 5 років тому +4

    Another great video Mitch

  • @abdulazimelkhidir1649
    @abdulazimelkhidir1649 4 роки тому

    I had to use my inhaler during this video. Cured my soul 😂

  • @Bean56_
    @Bean56_ 4 роки тому +2

    6:13 uncle Eddie and Catherine must be in town.

  • @Breethaempress444
    @Breethaempress444 5 років тому +5

    When I say the voice have me rollliiinnggg plus the laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @memesarecool4363
    @memesarecool4363 5 років тому +7

    Hallelujah, this is my favorite video.

  • @homiesageunleashed1875
    @homiesageunleashed1875 5 років тому +2

    Me: goes skinny dipping
    Everyone else at the aquarium:

  • @Desertpunk420
    @Desertpunk420 5 років тому

    Yooo keep this up rate my plate is fire cant stop laughing

  • @user-yv3fl1zp9t
    @user-yv3fl1zp9t 5 років тому +4

    Bring in Gordon Ramsy!
    *YES CHEF.*

  • @sweetee2043
    @sweetee2043 5 років тому +13

    New Rate my Place video..or make dinner...
    Dinner can wait 😂😂😂😂

  • @theycallmeledge9230
    @theycallmeledge9230 5 років тому

    HIS LAUGH MAKES THE VIDEO SOOOOO MUCH FUNNIER

  • @Unc-T-Dizzle
    @Unc-T-Dizzle 3 роки тому

    If i wanna sh*t my self laughing i just watch these its to funny i never knew petty people have the most sense of humor