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  • @misnerofgrey6245
    @misnerofgrey6245 4 роки тому +1946

    Adam's mustache has inspired me to better myself as a person.

    • @CaptainUsopp118
      @CaptainUsopp118 4 роки тому +42

      Adam's mustache has inspired me to not even think about growing one

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 4 роки тому +16

      God hes sexy... And Married :(

    • @ProfezorSnayp
      @ProfezorSnayp 4 роки тому +6

      I mustache you a question: what will you do to better yourself?

    • @misnerofgrey6245
      @misnerofgrey6245 4 роки тому +11

      @@ProfezorSnayp grow a mustache, although it will pale in comparison to the Kovic Tickler

    • @Rhelord
      @Rhelord 4 роки тому +21

      his mustache makes me want to break free and ride my bicycle

  • @carloferro7146
    @carloferro7146 4 роки тому +1213

    I love that they actually brought Wario as a guest in this video

    • @alexandersson6445
      @alexandersson6445 4 роки тому +4

      Or Tom Selleck

    • @sleepylio
      @sleepylio 4 роки тому +5

      Are you referring to Henry Cavil from Mission Impossible?

  • @RzeZniK2000
    @RzeZniK2000 4 роки тому +701

    Adam looks like the neighbor from Hello Neighbor

  • @angg4824
    @angg4824 4 роки тому +708

    It’s Adams turn with the braincell this episode

  • @Boostedbakon
    @Boostedbakon 4 роки тому +109

    We've come a long way. From hardly censoring hardcore porn in a demo disk, to blurring a game with no nudity

  • @olker
    @olker 4 роки тому +533

    I’m just gonna say it. Adam is rocking that mustache

    • @TonyMezaXD
      @TonyMezaXD 4 роки тому +9

      When he shaved his whole beard I was like “please don’t do that again”. Now I realize its just his upper lip that needs facial hair.

    • @ryankunkle3002
      @ryankunkle3002 4 роки тому

      @@TonyMezaXD it's because hes got thin lips lmao

    • @ZootedBeaver
      @ZootedBeaver 10 місяців тому

      The mustache makes sense now

  • @albinhagstrom8939
    @albinhagstrom8939 4 роки тому +190

    I just like the fact that there are worse rated games than a shaky controled jenga

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 4 роки тому +21

      From what they showed, a couple of those games were scored way too low. Instinct, that NRA game, and Deal or No Deal at least looked like they functioned (they looked at least as functional as Fallout 76, which IGN gave a 5/10 on PC).

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 4 роки тому +7

      @@yakumoyomi5765 fallout 76 is, unfortunately, triple A. Ign doesnt let actual games journalists near those.

  • @MrDarkBishi
    @MrDarkBishi 4 роки тому +67

    Needed Bruce to tell the editor “We can show that.”

  • @notliterallyme
    @notliterallyme 4 роки тому +267

    We need common sense bull riding reforms.

    • @Nealrex101
      @Nealrex101 4 роки тому +6

      arm the bulls!!

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +4

      @@Nealrex101 That's the best idea I've seen since WKUK had that skit about bulletproof bears, raping your churches and burning your women
      If you get that reference, you instantly win 100 internet points.

    • @Nealrex101
      @Nealrex101 4 роки тому +2

      John Smith space bears huh? are you sure we aren’t invading iraq again? (different sketch i know)

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nealrex101 ...ya got me

  • @Taymon.
    @Taymon. 4 роки тому +190

    The censored fighting game looks like some fine art.

    • @cheekyaura2388
      @cheekyaura2388 4 роки тому +2

      Taymon Honeybear Minecraft art

    • @riemaennchen
      @riemaennchen 4 роки тому

      Believe it or not that game actually has a sequel...

    • @firstpersonplural
      @firstpersonplural 4 роки тому +11

      @Deborah Meltrozo On the RT website they upload an uncensored version so you can actually see what's going on (you don't need an account or anything)

    • @Siracusa667
      @Siracusa667 4 роки тому

      @@firstpersonplural Just went to check and it's actually censored there too

    • @firstpersonplural
      @firstpersonplural 4 роки тому +3

      @@Siracusa667 they have the regular episode and a NSFW version
      (It's just some girls in bikinis btw, not really worth much effort)

  • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
    @insertgenericusernamehere2402 4 роки тому +75

    Who knew Freddie Mercury was still alive...

  • @Dattson510
    @Dattson510 4 роки тому +48

    When using PSX emulator, you gotta change the CPU overclock in settings so your bull rides last longer than 1.5 seconds.

    • @simfong999
      @simfong999 4 роки тому +9

      Its a better game that way

  • @VanGruuv
    @VanGruuv 4 роки тому +153

    OMG HOW DID THEY GET TOM SELLECK FOR THIS????

  • @razgriz821
    @razgriz821 4 роки тому +62

    Instinct was a horror game and they never got to the horror part.. lol..

  • @InugamiTheHound
    @InugamiTheHound 4 роки тому +70

    Instinct reminds me of "ManHunter" game with John ManHunter and his teammate John Babykiller

    • @Althecor
      @Althecor 4 роки тому +5

      And his famous catch phrase. Let's do this.

  • @BigBreadBoi
    @BigBreadBoi 4 роки тому +52

    Adam is my dad and James is my cool older brother that lets me watch Mtv after Adam goes to bed.

  • @cupcakefury3189
    @cupcakefury3189 4 роки тому +48

    Can we PLEASE have a playthrough of Instinct

  • @fckface89
    @fckface89 4 роки тому +83

    They should actually make a series with the Deal or No Deal-game. Perphaps with James as a host and the rest of the crew as participants.

    • @moodylullaby7910
      @moodylullaby7910 4 роки тому +11

      fckface89 nope. Make Adam the host with a bright suit and one of those old thin stick microphones from the old gameshows. Make his name Chip Chapman

    • @iamthecandyman1307
      @iamthecandyman1307 4 роки тому

      Deal or NoDeal is one of the worst game shows ever made. You just watch people pick cases randomly for one hour.

    • @fckface89
      @fckface89 4 роки тому +2

      @@iamthecandyman1307 I know, the original shows sucks, but if anyone could make it funny it would be Funhaus. Plus, their version dont have to be an hour long, but more like the length their regular videos.

    • @Filos247
      @Filos247 4 роки тому +2

      "Perphaps" is what you answer to "Would you masturbate to this?"

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому

      @@iamthecandyman1307 That's exactly why the video game version would be fucking hilarious

  • @Bavrogar
    @Bavrogar 4 роки тому +95

    7:40 off to the RT website!

    • @Bavrogar
      @Bavrogar 4 роки тому +46

      ok it's literally just women in Bikinis fighting

    • @CaptainCookie18
      @CaptainCookie18 4 роки тому +1

      Bavrogar RT website don’t show them like that anymore they are censored

    • @CaptainCookie18
      @CaptainCookie18 4 роки тому

      rush68 wym?

  • @distantignition
    @distantignition 4 роки тому +9

    I helped bring Instinct to the US. *I'm sorry. I was around the production company (Wild Hare which was owned by Barking Lizards, both now out of business) because they thought my input could help turn it into a halfway sellable title. The original idea was that the bugs would be ironed out and English voice actors would be hired. Then it turned out that they had no money. Most of the time was spent asking Russians to do stuff to help fix the game but they were under no obligation to do so. It wasn't agreed upon before buying it from them.
    *Actually I was ecstatic to see it appear in the video. =D

    • @ZachFett
      @ZachFett 4 роки тому

      It honestly didn't look that bad, gameplay-wise.

  • @justicerainz
    @justicerainz 4 роки тому +14

    It looks like the bull riding game is tied to the frame rate and that is why is looks like it's moving so fast

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 4 роки тому +15

    The instant replay of that bull riding is amazing. James is dying in silence, lol.

  • @reptarqt2608
    @reptarqt2608 4 роки тому +25

    Since when did you all start blurring everything and not just certain aspects of the screen..? LOL

  • @therainbowkilla
    @therainbowkilla 4 роки тому +14

    I feel like they just shouldn't have included the pixelated game at all

  • @randychimp4298
    @randychimp4298 4 роки тому +13

    Ah sweet, Adam's "70's pornstar" DLC got released before Christmas.

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 4 роки тому +24

    Alanah hasn't been in many videos recently, whats up with that?

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 4 роки тому +3

      Brian Bmo Morgan she mentioned that she hasn’t been feeling well recently and she’s also mentioned her chronic fatigue, so those could be reasons why. Hopefully she recovers soon.

  • @liquidgrizzly7208
    @liquidgrizzly7208 4 роки тому +16

    Does anybody there know anything about guns or gun laws?

    • @GomeowCreations
      @GomeowCreations 4 роки тому +12

      I don't think they do.

    • @kopasedik
      @kopasedik 4 роки тому +12

      Two Californians and a Canadian so..... no.

    • @windylotus
      @windylotus 4 роки тому

      I don't normally say this, but it's a joke

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@windylotus Obviously not, come on now.

  • @KIRYU-CHAAAAAN
    @KIRYU-CHAAAAAN 4 роки тому +29

    "And I like showing off at a Wendy's"

  • @juliassacre
    @juliassacre 4 роки тому +12

    I'd like a series dedicated to games that are hilarious at modern refresh rates

  • @Trbow2000
    @Trbow2000 4 роки тому +16

    There's a naked Widowmaker body pillow in the back but we can't see karate babes?

    • @charlielikesclouds
      @charlielikesclouds 4 роки тому

      Taylor Bowman NOT widowmaker

    • @JDRetrolUtion
      @JDRetrolUtion 4 роки тому +5

      That's Shattercock, please read up on Funhaus lore

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle 4 роки тому +2

      Gotta appease the censor bot or else they make NO money. Better safe than sorry, and the video isnt worse because of the bluring

  • @nuttynotips
    @nuttynotips 4 роки тому +5

    Hey Adam, the 1987 New York Mets called, they want their first baseman back.

  • @SpaaacceCore
    @SpaaacceCore 4 роки тому +7

    I'm assuming the mechanics of that bull game are majorly tied to the frame rate?

  • @Quackadalias
    @Quackadalias 4 роки тому +29

    The video was practically unwatchable when they got to the fighting game. So, I went to the RT site to watch it. I'm not sure who's decision it was or if the editor was too lazy, but they didn't need to censor the entire game. I agree that some parts may have been too racy for UA-cam, but they still need to make it viewable instead of a giant pixelized screen.

  • @Mauricio-tt7mb
    @Mauricio-tt7mb 4 роки тому +16

    Not gonna lie wish Bruce was still there. Can just imagine his reactions to these games ☹️

  • @Jon96101
    @Jon96101 4 роки тому +7

    Where is Alanah? We haven't seen her in over a week

  • @MCA5EY
    @MCA5EY 4 роки тому +8

    that Bull Riding game needs to be a weekly installment

  • @TotesMagee
    @TotesMagee 4 роки тому +8

    Getting strong "Chaser" vibes from "instinct", would LOVE to see a full playthrough!

  • @arthasmenethil9957
    @arthasmenethil9957 4 роки тому +6

    I saw no reason to censor that game.

  • @Linkophere
    @Linkophere 4 роки тому +3

    Also whoever did the editing for the bikini babes needs to be sat down and told to watch the censored game footage alone and asked to describe what he saw. That was ridiculously lazy editing and shouldve just been cut at that point

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 4 роки тому +6

    6:27 it's the sound of the gate that gets me

  • @ZValenT
    @ZValenT 4 роки тому +8

    Adam looking like a whole snacc with that tache

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 4 роки тому +9

    2:54 James with a hilariously sizzling hot take on the NRA!
    actual lols were had

  • @therealfolkblues2526
    @therealfolkblues2526 4 роки тому +2

    Wait...you mean all the guns in my safe should have been making my dinger bigger this whole time?! Well fuck, looks like I need to get some refunds.

  • @gavinf28
    @gavinf28 4 роки тому +7

    The first game seemed ok

  • @vidmastereon
    @vidmastereon 4 роки тому +4

    Really regurgitating those boilerplatev evel easily refutable liberal talking points this series, james
    On a side note, Instinct doesnt look that bad, looks like a low budget Fear
    Probably another God hand situation

  • @BromTeque
    @BromTeque 4 роки тому +8

    5:53
    Your PC is too fast and you need to limit the in-game fps. Something like Rivatuner can accomplish this easily.

  • @GojiraRising
    @GojiraRising 4 роки тому +7

    Funhaus is what keeps me alive.

  • @ThisFinalHandle
    @ThisFinalHandle 4 роки тому +8

    Ever heard of that game moustache rides? It's a blowout.

  • @TheSLScorpion
    @TheSLScorpion 4 роки тому +6

    why are all these games based on clock speed or something?

  • @TheHutchbros
    @TheHutchbros 4 роки тому +3

    That first ride on the bull is a top ten moment of this series and a legendary moment in sports history in its own right

  • @creamiceandsugar
    @creamiceandsugar 4 роки тому +4

    sometimes you see levels in games and think "isnt that the train map from the gmod murder game mode"

  • @umphreak9999
    @umphreak9999 4 роки тому +3

    Gotta love it when the physics are tied to framerate, that was some impressive bull riding

  • @arcwing2000
    @arcwing2000 4 роки тому +10

    Adam had something on his lip the whole video and no one said a thing

  • @TheRileyBean
    @TheRileyBean 4 роки тому +4

    Adam lookin like Julien Solomita with that mustache.

  • @TheSixtthDegree
    @TheSixtthDegree 4 роки тому +1

    How does something like that bullfighting game even HAPPEN? I know there's lots of garbage out there, but Jesus Christ... this isn't Steam, that was an actual on-disc game and it was barely functional

  • @SixPapayas
    @SixPapayas 4 роки тому +1

    I really hope you guys get somebody new in the video's where you can jump off from. The video's are not really funny anymore sins Bruce left 😞😞😞. We need a new Bruce or Brucedet.

  • @Slapped
    @Slapped 4 роки тому +1

    Had that bull riding game. Loved it as a kid. I remember changing direct x down and making widowaker pink. Also it wasn’t that fast back on the windows ME

  • @graaly1978
    @graaly1978 4 роки тому +1

    james isn't really that naive about guns is he? If he is doing it for the lulz and the trollz then hah got me, but he sounded kinda serious.

  • @jakeb6703
    @jakeb6703 4 роки тому +17

    wish ryan was here to defend the NRA, felt like he should have a change to give the other side

    • @websterri
      @websterri 4 роки тому +7

      Or you know anyone who has even the slightest clue.

  • @eulix1764
    @eulix1764 4 роки тому +13

    Adams stache is growing on me

    • @MakoChannel
      @MakoChannel 4 роки тому +14

      no it's growing on him
      or did you steal it

    • @notliterallyme
      @notliterallyme 4 роки тому +1

      It's growing on him too

    • @MarcussJay
      @MarcussJay 4 роки тому +2

      Him and Rahul are both rocking the stache look

    • @xwarslayerx
      @xwarslayerx 4 роки тому +2

      @@MarcussJay Gillette, the best a man can get.

  • @ranchurdhimster4955
    @ranchurdhimster4955 4 роки тому +4

    I for one am glad for the second amendment, as citizens were our country's first homeland defense.

  • @itsnotjahi
    @itsnotjahi 4 роки тому +12

    For some reason I get the feeling that James doesn't like guns

  • @ob8715
    @ob8715 4 роки тому +2

    Freddy's back, Queens reforming confirmed...

  • @GeneraFlakes
    @GeneraFlakes 4 роки тому +17

    James should write for the Daily Show with that NRA joke.

    • @Karmolicious
      @Karmolicious 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, that joke was pretty funny.

    • @GeneraFlakes
      @GeneraFlakes 4 роки тому

      IReallyAmIronMan no I really enjoyed the joke and am all for gun control. Just thought it would be funny to point out. Also, what gun control nut has Sly and the Family Stone as their avatar.

    • @GeneraFlakes
      @GeneraFlakes 4 роки тому +1

      Karmolicious I agree, wanted to point out that it’s in a similar vein of comedy.

  • @visionsofavacantmind
    @visionsofavacantmind 4 роки тому +2

    For a second there I thought when Elyse excitedly said "NRA Gun Club" that it was the start of an ad-read for the NRA.

  • @tokesalot42069
    @tokesalot42069 4 роки тому +5

    Firearm is a tool not a weapon.

  • @jasperxalicecullen
    @jasperxalicecullen 4 роки тому +1

    watching them rip into the NRA made me laugh so hard

  • @prender11
    @prender11 4 роки тому +1

    Adam is almost ready for his seamless replacement by Joey Ryan. The audience will never notice the switch.

  • @kyIethefish
    @kyIethefish 4 роки тому +1

    I don't think James approves of guns ):

  • @slyassassinxx4466
    @slyassassinxx4466 4 роки тому +1

    I sure love watching pixels for 5 minutes

  • @MrROFLKOPTR72
    @MrROFLKOPTR72 4 роки тому +2

    Adam looking fly with the mustache, goddamn

  • @TjayLifts
    @TjayLifts 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, Funhaus got magnum P.I to guest star?

  • @606hunter1
    @606hunter1 4 роки тому +1

    Maybe Adam needs the mustache for his stripper/cop outfit

  • @nothingtoseehere93
    @nothingtoseehere93 4 роки тому +1

    This was so funny especially with the bull running at 9000 fps

  • @alteredizzy
    @alteredizzy 4 роки тому +1

    I'm assuming they don't like guns

  • @subjectdelta7044
    @subjectdelta7044 4 роки тому +2

    "That can kill a president"~Adam 2019

  • @aayushtandon
    @aayushtandon 4 роки тому

    RTX 2080? I'm pretty sure Adam said they got an RTX 2070 in that machine in a different video with Bruce a while back. There are inconsistencies in the Funhaus universe. Unless you would want to upgrade a 2070 to 2080 for no apparent reason.

  • @xiphiasoffishwell4781
    @xiphiasoffishwell4781 4 роки тому +1

    The bull riding game had me in tears. 11/10 content.

  • @nero4884
    @nero4884 4 роки тому +2

    8:00 wowie them some good pixels

  • @juggernautwzrd
    @juggernautwzrd 4 роки тому +12

    why isnt Alanah in these vids i feel like that could of led to good jokes

  • @mikenike74
    @mikenike74 4 роки тому +1

    I thought Freddy Mercury died...

  • @peteburciaga5416
    @peteburciaga5416 4 роки тому +1

    Adam "Freddy Mercury" Kovic!

  • @kevinwin838
    @kevinwin838 4 роки тому +1

    I like how no one has even mentioned Adam's mustache yet. He gonna act like he ain't got that on his face but he do. Looking good A-Dawg.

  • @surnusan
    @surnusan 4 роки тому +2

    oooh sexy color grading on this one!

  • @Disturbed29
    @Disturbed29 4 роки тому +1

    2:24 You guys just sneak Dying Regret into a video like that and think nobody would notice??

  • @cold_warrior
    @cold_warrior 4 роки тому +1

    8:15 i wasn't expecting to see Minecraft

  • @corbenoneill3092
    @corbenoneill3092 4 роки тому +1

    Bs blurring editor !

  • @doleph1
    @doleph1 4 роки тому +1

    That bullriding game had me cracking up so hard. What is that game? 🤣

  • @ThaByrd
    @ThaByrd 4 роки тому

    I Couldn't tell what was different about Adum... Until the GUN CLUB Game. He now sports a Moustá°chée!
    New game: Adam/Bruce-Bingo. Adam with beard? Yayyyyy. Adam without beard, but with brooce? Yaaaa.....y!
    Adam without beard and without bruce? U choose!

  • @obsolete18
    @obsolete18 4 роки тому +4

    There are way fewer gun nuts in the comments than I expected

    • @Karmolicious
      @Karmolicious 4 роки тому

      Apperently there's only moustache nuts in the comment section.

  • @Mistertbones
    @Mistertbones 4 роки тому

    I own a copy of Extreme Bullrider. It was fun, for about five minutes.

  • @ContentHook
    @ContentHook 4 роки тому +1

    Bring Bruce back...

  • @orpheus..
    @orpheus.. 4 роки тому

    Wait, so...they went from #61 to #59 and then to #57?? WTF!? I feel robbed now. I thought they were gonna do all 69 of them. I want my money back, dammit! >_

  • @terje2005
    @terje2005 4 роки тому

    I have actually completed Instinct, not that bad of a game. If you want to play it on Windows 10 you have to use a combined Russian Patch/Crack, which breaks some of the translations. The alternative is to play version 1.0 on Windows 7. Version 1.0 don't work on Windows 10 even if you crack it due to the crack being a workaround and not proper.

  • @krd24551
    @krd24551 4 роки тому

    Please play more Instinct. We need to know the story of John Instinct, the distant cousin of John ManHunter.

  • @noone4700
    @noone4700 4 роки тому +1

    I love jus watching a censored screen

  • @JoshHenderson16
    @JoshHenderson16 4 роки тому +1

    Damn Adam is who the moustache was invented for.

  • @CoKonuTree
    @CoKonuTree 4 роки тому

    I think they have played the Flash game version of Deal or No Deal,
    but I can't find the video.
    Does anyone know which one was it?
    (Still can't remember. During the DEMO DISK maybe?)

  • @wyattestrada464
    @wyattestrada464 4 роки тому

    The greatest quote from this, "that could kill a president." - Adam. I fuckin died laughin for a fat minute, love his moustache btw.. I'm questioning my sexuality rn. Why did you do this to me

  • @mugu2416
    @mugu2416 4 роки тому +1

    I didn't know Adam's dad made guest appearances. Cool