Uncle Roger Visit CHILLI JAM FACTORY
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Uncle Roger found the factory that make Jamie Oliver's chilli jam. Let's see what go on in there... - Комедії
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Fuiiyoh!
Yeayyaaah
Good luck!
Good luck :D
Fuiiyohhhh
Whatever marketing person at Treacklements made this happen deserves a raise. This was a very fun video.
Completely agree!
Couldn’t agree more 👏🏼
Yes 🙌🏽
It worked, because I now want to try that hot sauce.
Indeed. I don’t live in the UK but if I did I would buy a bottle to support
The CEO actually having fun with this made this so much better.
Man is living his best life
he was such a sweetheart that i even stopped playing skyrim for this vid
@@Protocol15 your username is cringe
@@Protocol15 ok
He looks like a down to earth guy
The problem is not with chili jam, which is actually a very nice condiment for certain things. It's how Oliver used it in that horrific display of fried rice. It's like how guacamole is good, but if you scoop it into your fried rice, you're just destroying the dish.
I love Pizza, I love Icecream, but if you put Icecream on Pizza, I do not like you, lol.
I think Chili Jam would work on Shakshuka, I do like to try all kinds of spicy peppers on it, and the sugar does not bother me as I add it sometimes to enhance tomato flavor, I also use Lemon for the same reason but since this sauce has vinegar in it, I won't need Lemon.
I Would NOT use it on any rice dish tho, rice itself is full of carbs and has a sweet taste to it, so that's a bad mix.
@@belalabusultan5911 The most common form of shakshuka in the west is the Israeli version (popularized in The Jerusalem Cookbook, co-written by an Israeli Jew and Israeli Arab). That version of the dish originated in the Moroccan Jewish community and does use a form of red pepper paste (a version of harissa), which is similar to a chili jam, albeit less sweet. If you added chili jam, and left off the extra sugar, it would probably be similar to that.
The issue with putting the jam into a rice dish while it is cooking is that it will inevitably burn onto the pan during the fry. Anything with a high sugar content is difficult to pan fry, unless it also has a high water content (eg. fruit can be fried, but fruit jam cannot).
@@theprogressivecynic2407
if you fry tomato and eggs, and they are the main ingredents, then it is authentic Shakshuka... I don't know the Israeli version, but I live in Palestine, each house has its own version, so I suppose it is the same for Israeli Arabs and for Jews from middle-eastern descent, you have all the freedom to enhance the (fried tomato and eggs) dish in any way you like :)
harissa sounds like an amazing addition, I don't know if it has any sugar in it, but it wouldn't matter any way :)
I make my dish extra spicy, a friend tried it and we had this conversation:
"Friend: when I went to the bathroom, I was in too much pain, and I kept cursing you after that.
Me: we can try another dish, or decrease the spice...
Friend: no, I want the same dish, it's tasty."
lol
@@belalabusultan5911 Yeah, there are a ton of regional variations, with egg and tomato being the primary ingredients. If you're interested, the base for that version is called matbucha, and it's really easy to make. The basic ingredients are just peppers, tomato, paprika, garlic, olive oil, and salt, and then you slow-cook them into a paste.
Fortunately, I've never really had any bad digestive experiences with spicy food (heartburn or worse), and I've cooked some SPICY things. I make a Thai red curry that damn near melts through the bowl, and I've had some friends through my BJJ club who have said similar things after eating it.
@@theprogressivecynic2407
thank you for the recipe, I must apologize for not being specific about mine, the thing is... we have different kinds of peppers around the year, so I add peppers by feeling, to be the right spice-ness.
I use vegetable oil mostly, then add some olive oil at the end and it tastes like it was cooked in olive oil, other ingredients are: a lot of garlic, black pepper, salt, tomato, cook them and stir them from time to time until they are almost cooked, add a quarter of a teaspoon of sugar, and 3 table spoons of lemon juice and stir, then add eggs and put it on low heat and put a lead on it, and after 5-10 minutes it will be cooked, eat it with pita bread and use the bread as a scoop, and have a side dish of sliced cucumbers that I put some salt and black pepper on them.
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your red curry tactic seems amazing, this way you can feed them before training and have an advantage :P just kidding, it does sound delicious tho.
6:29 got me so good.
tmw i randomly find a comment of someone that contributed to shaping my childhood
😂😂😂
Uncle Roger: If you speak to your jam, you need more friends
Also him: **Talks to his wok everyday**
and his rice cooker
@@adamchuahzongye395 yeah but at least the rice cooker can sing back
@@Bigcheese-mz2tc haha
But Uncle Roger says Wok contains essence of your ancestors. They help you feel the right amount of ingredients to add.
True
I love how this CEO seems totally on board with the humor and also gets his own jabs in occasionally.
I thought the same thing, he obviously watched Uncle Roger's videos and he seems like a good sport.
I feel like there's maybe 3 CEO's in America you can even do this with lol.
@@mobius3466 And they are???
@@KP-xi4bj I feel like America is a little more uptight, yes. Business is business. And money is the name of the game. No fun, just money. Any fun corporate America has is usually an act of illegal activity.
@@mobius3466 why I don’t know much about his humor I have heard that the CEO of Southwest Airlines is a good guy. I’m sure there would be quite a few that would be onboard with his humor but I will agree that British CEOs probably would be agreeable most of the time.
Yes, Chilli jam is originally from Thailand. We call it “Nam Prik Pao”. “Nam Prik” means Chilli Paste and “Pao” means burnt.
The taste is supposed to be sweet, spicy, oily, with smoky smell. It can also be eaten with bread and add pork fuss if you want.
@PunPun Nam Jim Kai is Thai Sweet Chilli Dipping sauce. This one looks too thick for that, but then, you are right that it doesn’t look “burnt”. It looks more sweet.
So like Uncle Roger said, people go Thailand bring back wife, the CEO go Thailand also bring back wife, but in jam form lol.....wait, that sounds wrong 😱
ur mom is originally from Thailand
Does Thai put chilly jam on egg fried rice?
@@rsyaefurrochmanyes, we call "kao pad nam prik pao" or Thai chilli paste fried rice, but far different from JO's egg fried rice. 😂
Uncle roger even has his hands behind his back when touring the place, a true malaysian uncle
He really missed a golden opportunity to call himself “Chilli Wonka” 😂
👏👏👏
Noice
👌 underrated my man
🤣🤣🤣
@@leninfrank7407 Underrated is such an overrated word. LOL
Nephew Guy: "Just imagine Auntie Helen in there"
Uncle Roger: *M O T I V A T E D*
Lol.....that's my favorite part. 😂😂🤧🤧 The CEO is so cool...👍👍🙌🙌❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣
No, not after Auntie Helen broke Uncle Roger heart.
Timestamp?
@@kingglovers_____8813 no
Dude, I am SO digging these factory tours with Uncle Rodger. I think this is marketable.
I laughed for 3 minutes straight for the orange vest. Respect for Uncle Rogers for being a man of principles.
This is one of the best CEO's I've ever seen.
"How many children have been lost in your factory?"
"I've lost count. We just put em in here."
Can't believe he said that, weezed so hard there, gotta try that Chilli jam sometime if I ever stumble up on that haha
I hope hes my boss. My current boss quite awful
Where are the Oompa Loompas ?
@@Vegan123 compared to his height pretty much everyone is
At least it's a boss that doesn't take everything seriously in life. Unlike some snowflake woke mentally deranged ripe for the padded room in a straight jacket type of people, that might or might not be in need of a serious lobotomie.
I am kidding, but people need to stop taking everything seriously at all times. We need more laughter on this planet!
"so why don't you imagine it's Auntie Helen in there?"
That man just passed the vibe check
He came prepared.
@@VonUndZuGeist exactly
Nike gonna sue you
Yeah maybe.
*"Uncle Roger suddenly have so much strength"* What now-
Wow I love the brits. Usually when there is a celebrity, youtuber or company fight/roast in the US everyone just seethes silently in their million dollar mansion. But the British act so cool, and invite comedians to broaden their horizons. I respect the culture
Yeah, reminds me of the Australians I see in real life. That endearing, self-deprecating sense of humour and honesty whilst also having real heartfelt integrity. It's an excellent culture, better than America for sure. (Love Americans too though, very entertaining and gung-ho)
"Why so weak? Why so weak?" Jason watching Uncle Roger lifting those buckets
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nailed it
So weak! _So weak!_
Sooo wikk soo wikk
Why so weak uncle Roger
“It’s too much… JASON HELP!”
Uncle Roger: Hoping he won't get murdered
Also Uncle Roger: * *Insulting their company non-stop* *
@Вrеnt Rıvеrа 🅥 no
@Squid Game 2.0 in my channel 🅥 ua-cam.com/video/0e3GPea1Tyg/v-deo.html no this is
Love the passion and love the CEO and his crew have for the food they make. Huge respect.
I just love how many things that Uncle Roger roasts tend to be good sports and plays along. Seriously props to them.
“The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom your full intent.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
wtf happened to your reply 😧
@Gепshiп lмрасt 🅥 why bots
@@OmogeVblogTV these bots
Lotta confused people around these days .. z
*Potato War Flashbacks*
Uncle Roger comes today with an important lesson for all his nieces and nephews.
Don't hate the chilli jam for the crime.
The chilli jam was an innocent victim, just like the egg fried rice.
So Jamie Oliver is like a trafficker, and both chili jam and egg fried rice are the victims who are forced into an unholy union while in captivi...
I need to stop.
@@luccifero yes, you do.
Deep
@@luccifero Yes you better stop
@@cia8600 ummmm
7:33 "it too fast, iT TOO FAST" HAHAHAHA the panic in uncle roger's voice 😭😭😭
I liked your comment, it made me laugh, thanks 😂
This was so good haha I love that Uncle Roger gave them a chance to stick up for themselves and get more people on board with their chili jam. Class 👍🏽
"How many children have disappeared in your factory?"
"I've lost count, because we just put them in here."
Love this guys sense of humor :D
Plot twist: He wasn't joking
@@oliverdelica2289 hol up
@@oliverdelica2289 the children add to the flavor. Don't judge.
@@Jason-with-a-game tru
He must be part Scottish😂
This owner knows what he's doing. He won everything out of bad situation.
This is the nicest guy ever, would love to try his products just for how passionate he actually is.
This CEO guy is like the weird uncle we all have, what an adorable human being
He gives off creepy , hitting on young female employees vibes
@@analyticalmindset naaah he gives those good vibes, like the one that would be very friendly and with a good humour
@@tymekfigua6757 who later on gets caught up in a work scandal that "no one ever saw coming!"......lol
@@analyticalmindset well you can't say that for sure it won't happen but I worked with some people and generally he looks like I would have some fun working with
@@analyticalmindset lol why he seems nice
This CEO was hysterical! I really didn't expect him to have such chemistry and riff with Nigel so well
Awesome company to go with the jokes! More companies should do this to be more relatable. 👍😂
Where nigel? I only saw uncle roger 🤣🤣
Nike is gonna sue you. Yeah maybe ☠️😂
Is this a series because I’m loving this. Meet the people behind the food we eat and learn how it’s made. The humour is always on point.
The people who take this all in fun are the people I like. Never would have bought something like this before but now I will buy at least 1 jar for this CEOs great attitude.
"To defeat your enemy, you must become the enemy"
-Sun Tzu, Art of Chilli Jam
I was thinking how uncle Roger videos spread dislikes to chili jams.
But this factory sponsored him and invited him to the factory and made him promote SPECIFICALLY their chili jam (while talking down on others).
Definitely art of war stuff there.
Your icon😂
"You've become a very thing you swear to destroy"
@@altheuss Haven't watch the full video yet, but I think he was joking , using chilli jam on egg fried rice is not good, but maybe in some food chilli jam is good and required to add
I actually love the owner he is hilarious and takes those jokes with ease.
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It's hilarious watching Uncle Roger calling an obviously older gentleman "Nephew Guy"
I stumbled upon these at Waitrose, this Xmas. A tad pricey, but more than worth it. Absoloutely incredible. I have not stopped finding reasons to put it on stuff.
If all collabs were this wholesome the internet would be such a better place
Just the Internet? What about the world?
Except for the “sorry children” parts..
This company is smart. They knew Nigel Ng dislike Chilli Jam in Egg Fried Rice and they still let him tour their factory and let him play his Uncle Roger persona. They even gave him fried rice and just play along with his joke. Now millions of people know about this brand and want to try their product.
😊😊🌹🌹👏👏❤❤ Totally agree....💓💓
If you can't defeat your enemy, be friend with them 🤣
Pre script, maybe
I smart move indeed
Are you kidding me? This brand just went on my brand banned list!
enjoyed this SO MUCH !!!
期待你 “回家" ~
Nephew Guy is the hero we need!
This CEO guy is very funny and he has good humor, he even knows auntie Helen.
Yeah....💗💗❤❤🙌🙌🌹🌹🌻🌻
@@TramNguyen-zb9qv sym
Oh, he knows auntie Helen alright…
Everyone knows Auntie Helen
Tell me you watch Uncle Roger without telling me you watch Uncle Roger.
Nephew guy: “Don’t give the recipe away”
Uncle Roger: *Proceeds to list every ingredient as they are poured in on video*
Plot twist; they actually list ingredients on the label
And they didn’t mention any of the actual spices they showed they had
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Recipe doesn't just mean the ingredients, the percentages in which they're used are way more important.
Not only the ratio but time and temperature and process is part of the recipe
@@Adi-as Oh for sure, but the point is that there's way more to a recipe than just the names of the ingredients. Especially on an industrial scale.
Such a down to earth guy with some golden dry humor. I bet he's a good boss to work for.
Uncle Roger came in with hot fire and nephew guy took the burns like a champ
Bro this man just made the best business decision of his life. The amount of people that are gonna buy his stuff now. Also the banter between him and Uncle Roger👌
Got to give props to the marketing team for this 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
They are doing pretty good as it is. They mainly supply catering and other food production companies.
Uncle Roger will get some commission.
I am honestly going to try and find myself some Tracklements chillijam after this
When I first heard of chili jam I was skeptical but it actually looks pretty good here lol
“Imagine Auntie Helen is in there”
Uncle Roger immediately start pounding hard with a vengeance 😂
Sorry about these bots man
*awakens super sayin*
why are yt comments always full of hoes bots?
@@jordicl4325 idfk its so random lmao
@@jordicl4325 bots are only present on popular trending videos
the fact that this has been an ongoing series with this jimmy guy has cracked me up from a distance for so long. thank you unc roj
this is the first time that i cried laughing, this is too wholesome and funny😭😭
Same, I am in tears
Uncle Roger gets content
The company gets advertisement
Viewers laugh and know a good place for chilly jam
Everyone is a winner
Except Jamie Oliver🤣
Chilly? Is it frozen?
@@brieb402 At the price of being roasted, he got his books known.
Not gonna lie, that dip has me curious to try it, too. I call it a double win if it works out :D
@@brieb402 He's too famous already haha
The CEO: I’m gonna pull what they call a “pro-gamer” move.
I bestow upon you #666.
This was great! Kudos to the owner for being such a great sport and having a great sense of humor. What a collaboration! I'm not in the UK but if I see Tracklement's brand in the future I will be sure to give it a try.
Honestly, this was a really good video. I’m so glad the CEO went along with your work, and even had fun with it.
I LOVE the fact that he’s in on all the jokes and just goes along with them 😂😭
Totally cool....🙌🙌👍👍❤❤🌻🌻
i love the fact Uncle Roger can just walk in there and insult the shit out of the CEO. And Nephew Guy wasn't even that bothered. Love it. 🤣
The CEO is funny himself....🌻🌻😊😊❤❤
the CEO was TOTALLY into it lmaoo, "just think its auntie helen there", and gave egg fried rice to uncle roger when they about to eat chilli jam, what a legend, and he didnt give a shit about peoples allergy, uncle roger approves
oh he was a bit miffed at times. love is love you know.
It struck me as a fencing match of wits of sorts. Very entertaining.
The orange safety vest!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!
Uncle Roger is the best thing in this world :D ♥ Thanks for making my stressful day better.
Uncle Roger: literally shit on Chilli jam
Chilli jam company: look at this nice man, let’s give him a tour yo
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how Guy Tullberg is the ultimate Uncle Roger sidekick.
That's awesome that they weren't super uptight about this. Great video because they just rolled with it.
i love how clean that factory is, you would not belive the absolute RANK state of so many of these food factories.
I love that he got a safety vest just so he could still wear an orange shirt
Actually, it's part of PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) and is required for all personnel who are entering a plant.
The company can risk being shutdown, suspended operations or heavily fined/investigated if they don't comply.
Also, it was explained in the video that you need it for the truckers as they often have poor visibility with the vehicle frame and loads they carry.
@@MasterOfLazyness an um actually moment
@@MasterOfLazyness 🤓
@@MasterOfLazyness yet when uncle Roger first wore it no one else was.
@@DarthAxolotl A company that has a strong health and safety policy will require all visitors to be escorted and wear high vis outside the factory office unless they've gone through a proper site induction, usually done if they are going to be working there or visiting often (delivery drivers). Uncle Roger was visiting once and had constant supervision so a full induction isn't required.
In loading/unloading areas hi-vis will most likely be required for all staff as they are using forklifts.
I like this boss. So funny and humorous like Uncle Roger. No awkward moments. You guys talk like friends.
Bro looks like Boris in 25 years 💀
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 CAP dude, Boris in 25 years is gonna look like Gollum's gooch
10:00 that's funny😭😭
This was awesome. 👏🏽 😎
One of the coolest CEOs ever. Man had a sense of humor, definitely did some research on Uncle Roger as well, he gave credit to his employees, showed that they use fresh ingredients in their products and has great pride in the end result of their hard work. He also stayed politically correct when Uncle Roger took jabs at Jamie Oliver. Wish we had more leaders like this in all industries.
It all started with Uncle Roger making fun of their products. Instead of taking it as an insult this guy saw it as an opportunity and got amazing exposure for his company on a popular UA-cam channel.
Well done Mr Tullberg. I'll definitely look for your company's products on the store shelves
I worked at one company with a CEO with similar energy. The work sucked so I didn't stay there long but you could always tell he had a ton of respect for his employees and would even jump into the trenches when we were getting overwhelmed.
@ion ruby Just like Jamie Oliver's egg fried rice.
By making fun of the products, Uncle Roger is actually giving him the opportunity to explain and promote the products!
This was broadcast live. At 5:17, where Uncle Roger asked help to raise the bucket of sugar, the live chat EXPLODED with "so weak! why so weak?" comments. I was crying of laughter!
Cyber bullying
@@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 How? It's his own joke!
@@other7128 cyberbullying the person who made the original joke, sounds hilarious
LOL really??? Good one!! 😁😄😄😄
@@other7128 by emotional damage
Definitely one of best collabs I've seen Uncle Roger do.
Ahaha...Kudos to the owner...He has good humor...
The character development of hating on the company in the beginning and then slowly starting to like it is damn amazing.
This isn't acting anymore, this is just pure Uncle Roger
"You were supposed to defeat the Dark Side, not join them" - Confucius, probably.
It is a rickroll
bro to defeat the enemies you need to know their weakness dont worry this is part of uncle roger plan to defeat the darkness
Infiltration into the factory to destroy it
@@liltoothless332 yup
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 thank god a ad saved me
Hats off to Tracklements for their sense of humor. I wonder if their business picked up after this video.
10:33 "I call it instashit" , is this british uncle roger? 😂
Bro this man just made the best business decision of his life. The amount of people that are gonna buy his stuff now. Also the banter between him and Uncle Roger
Uncle Roger: "How many children disappeared in your factory"
The Chilli Jam Willy Wonka: "I've lost count, because we just them in here"
The bad thing abt this video is that it ends.
FBI open up...
Chilli wonka
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoever got that batch of chili jam, yours was blessed by uncle Rodger
This was a fun video. Nephew Guy was a good sport for inviting you into his factory.
So cool...💗💗❤❤🙌🙌👍👍
Uncle roger : "Its heavy"
Jason : Why so weak? Why so weak?
Too much MSG.
Love this video
This episode was SO cool! I can see Uncle Roger doing a complete season of "Dirty Jobs" but in Uncle Roger style. The CEO was so fun to watch and listen to too. Love it! 🙌
Guy was a really good sport, fair play to him. I'd not heard of their brand but I'm gonna have to give it a go now!
If this product range was stocked in our grocery store I'd buy an assorted selection. Uncles wicked humor, the bosses positive vibe and the tour of the production plant combined, were a marketing master stroke. Thoroughly enjoyed this weejio 👍🏽
They do export to a few countries, so worth checking their website to see if you can find in the country where you live
@@AdrianaSantos-uv9lk Amazon....👍👍🌻🌻
I am ordering several from Amazon for my husband‘s birthday this month I couldn’t figure out what to get him but this video introduced me to what will make a really fantastic gift. We’ve been married for a decade so finding clever gifts is becoming harder, but the selection from this company for Jams is actually really cool and there’s a couple I even want to try.
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@@aoxgam3r274 small pp wee dik go pohpoh .... wooo
Great video! Huge fun, handsome Nigel, and a good advert for Tracklement - I shall certainly be trying them out! :)
Brilliant episode
"Well, Jason's gonna show us the recipe but *DON'T* give the recipe away!"
-CEO
Peope who saw how they made it: *I'll pretend i didn't see or hear that*
Just because we saw a portion of the process doesn't mean we know how it works to the letter, they probably cut out a lot of extra items they put in as well as how its cooked, how long its cooked etc.
*******"Well, Jason's gonna show us HOW TO MAKE IT but DON'T give the recipe away!"
There was a ton of spices in the beginning of the vid
You going to make 100 gallons of it at a time?
@@iliquify Yeah, but they make other things besides chili jam.
Just imagine if Jamie Oliver went to this exact factory and encounters Uncle Roger while he was filming this video. I wonder what would happen, either it’s going to turn out awkward, or hilarious!
fight of the century
i love your kokomi profile pic
I see you on dancing bacon channel as well.......
these bots should win an award for having thousands of bots and not fooling anyone
I'm more surprised Jamie Oliver hasn't responded to these videos yet.
Guy just gives off the vibes of a amazing grandfather
This is such wonderful content…
I love this video. It's a perfect way to showcase that beyond the humor, there's real people making a quality product; and that they can get in on the joke. This is EXACTLY how to handle a situation like this, so that both sides end up looking fantastic.
Agreed, this was a brilliant PR move by this company
Agreed. The professionalism is over 9000!!!
4:16 the confidence to just whip out a sarcastic witty retort like that! That guy knows his way around humor!
i never knew about chilli jam until the Jamie Olive Oil's egg fried rice episode where you review his video, after watching this, i will be picking some of the hot sauce to try. the owner is funny and i respect how he gave you a tour and let you help make a batch!
I love that he had to put a disclaimer for us to not bring him MSG as a gift. 😂🤣
Dang it, well then I'll just bring some cocaine as gift instead
"So why dont you imagine it's auntie helen in there?"
"Uncle Roger suddenly have so much strength"
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Caught n Exposed😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
❤❤support from Africa Cameroon 🇨🇲
Excellent!!!
I thought Guy was going to be super awkward but he was actually hilarious xD
Yep, he's a natural!
he played right along. A real willy wonka.
Police : everybody stand back, no one allowed enter this yellow warning line. This is very dangerous situation.
@Gепshiп lмрасt 🅥 pls why are you here now, uncle roger is not even remotely related to Genshin
@Gепshiп lмрасt 🅥 hey paimon are you apart of the kaslana family or did you just inherit HoF (herrscher of food)
@@oh3149_ freaking bot everywhere man
I have to check this out thanks for making this
The boss seems to be pretty cool ! Nice video and looks like some great Jams !!
“Imagine it’s Auntie Helen”
🤣🤣🤣
“Tastes like revenge!”
This dude is trolling back just hard as Roger. This is hilarious.
😂😂🤧🤧🤣🤣 LMAO...👍👍🙌🤣🤣
"To defeat chili jam, you must know chili jam."
- Sun Tzu, Arts of Fried Rice
Roger, Arts of Fried Rice
That wasn't Sun Tzu, but his brother Wok Tzu.