Girl in Audience has DISGUSTING story for Comedian
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Why would she do this? And then tell people? You won't believe what this comedian's crowdwork uncovers... before he turns everything they've discussed into an incredible freestyle rap.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Not when you are using live beats
YESSSSSSSSSS, my brudda! You left the whole fkn applause in instead of cutting it off after two seconds and leaving us all itching to see more of the audience appreciating you. Finally, after all these months, or is it years, of leaving us hanging excruciatingly at the point of the vinegar strokes, you've allowed us the full spaff. And boy did we love to be able to spaff!
👏 smh 😂 I'm always in disbelief of how good you are!
Love you work mate
LMAO! So dope! Awesome video, Chris! ✌🏼
How does this guy only have 444k subs? Unreal how good he is.
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Dude, maybe I'm morbid, but I have to know one thing that I probably never will... Did she go in because she cut herself or because she got the scissors stuck? Or both? Inquiring minds want to know! ✂️💩
I dont know why was there any cutting at all involved. When i feel the turd is too long i just start straightening my knees.
@@kirdot2011 I know there are products like Miralax and magnesium citrate (my personal favorite), as well as many others that help alleviate the blockage. But I also sometimes try to force and guide it by pressing my stomach, moving back and forth, basically following the path of the intestines to help the process. A friend of mine taught me that many years ago and it actually does help sometimes.
Agree! I'm one of the sick f*cks who really wanted to know more.
@@revwillyg6450 Lol! 😂🤣 I know I couldn't be the only one, just one of the few with the shamelessness to ask... Haha!
You're not alone friend. I was wondering if she tried to cut the turd and nicked her inside bits, or tried to cut the taint to make more exit room
Come to North Carolina please! Love your sense of humor. 🎉🎉
Chris Turner, you like Midas - turn shit into gold, but stay'away from my ass.
Chris' videos are my little mid-week pick me up
Knocked another one out of the park. What a clever mind you have Chris. Kudos! I wouldn't mind knowing your IQ. I haven't seen any topic that you couldn't rap to yet.
Chris Turner, the most amazing comedian rapper England was ever blessed with. 😂🎉
Guy on the beats needs to step it up a notch!
if that lady could have cut a fart
,D
wouldn't need the scissors
(great set as per usual).
W manz
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Chris is the master of erudite and nasty freestyle but he really needs to scrap that annoying keyboard accompaniment.
nooo sc izzors
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The scissor story got more emotions out of me than your rap :D
Pap pabap pap, pap pap. Every time man.. geez
It distracts so much from the story chris is rapping.
Chris could you ask the live band to just keep the melody part going.
Pretty pleeeeeeaaase 🎉
No one hits harder than Mike Tyson than Chris Turner, Give him a mic and he’ll leave a burner. With that English accent that’s ever so clever, don’t ever change Chris - stay dope forever. 👏👏👏
Amazing lyrics and flow as usual but the beats are really poor... sorry to say but using some well-known beats would be better than that guy
I hate saying it because I'm sure the guy is good, but I've been watching so many videos and realized that most of the times, the live beats just doesn't cut it; it's under par for the rap performance.
You are incredibly talented. Scissors….
❤️🌴🐈🐈🐈🌴🏴☠️
well played
Scissors made my day