Not to mention, the atmosphere makes it a "cosy" (for lack of a better word) anecdote, rather than some 'Alan-Carr-vibed"-gossip. So, you just associate the celebrity with 'funny anecdotes' rather than the actual anecdotal subject, like poop in this case. Had he told this story on Alan Carr, listening to that story would have been unpleasant.
And now you can bet it won't be used as it's been televised on a popular chat show. Lee will just have to be given another ridiculous lie, not that I'm complaining 😂
Regarding Lee's story, I knew what was coming. A few years ago, I ate an entire bag of sugarless lemon drops (not knowing they could act as a laxative). I took my two dogs out for a walk that night. Let's just say I had to walk back home in shame (and my poor dogs never got to finish their walk).
I've had exactly the same thing. I bought some diabetic chocolate from Boots, not because I had diabetes but to cut down on sugar. It said, "More than 20g per day of Maltose may cause laxative effects". Let me tell you, there's no 'may' about it. And it can come on really, really suddenly.
Anybody who has made this mistake with sugarfree hard candies knows just how bad this situation was. It's comforting to know that I'm not the only idiot who has ridden that train by mistake.
Mate, I'm not proud of it, but everytime I have a cold I forget that those sugar free throat lozenges have a laxative effect. Sometimes I wonder how on earth I managed to survive up to now.
I too am a victim. I went to a market and one of the stalls was confectionary. I bought some lemon drops. I put them in a little dish on my kitchen table, and every so often I took one. By early afternoon my tummy was doing the rumba x10. To cut a long story short, I ended up cleaning the kitchen floor, loo floor and half of the hall carpet.
I used to work at a drugstore, and one year, we had loads of Christmas candy left over that had to be disposed of. Our boss let us take it home, so I had like 20 boxes of chocolates. Most of them were normal, but about five of them were sugar free ones. My family and I gradually worked our way through the chocolates over the next few weeks, until the only ones left were the sugar free ones. I was just going to throw them away, but I decided to try one of the caramel ones out of curiosity. It was really nice, and I honestly couldn't tell the difference, so I ate a few more, probably about four or five in total. By sheer luck, it was quite late in the afternoon, and I decided not to eat any more so as not to spoil my dinner. The funny thing was, I didn't get all that much in the way of diarrhea, it just gave me REALLY bad gas for a solid two days. I've never known anything like it. I was farting almost constantly, and I had really painful cramps. It's funny looking back on it now, but it was awful at the time. Those things are not fit for human consumption.
spicyrice Bob Mortimer snapping that apple in half had me in shock but also awe. My favourite guest has to be Rhod Gilbert, 99% of his whack ass stories are true
Like Stephen Fry as soon as he said "no sugar" I knew what was coming. Just the other day I was contemplating "no sugar" sweets but as I like to go through packets quite quickly too I just got normal sugar sweets.
When I was ten I wanted my mother to buy me some chocolate while we were out shopping and she wouldn't. We went into a pharmacy and as she was buying things I shoplifted a bar of chocolate. To hide the evidence I ate it all at once when we got home. As I was ten I didn't know what the word laxative meant. I soon found out. I am not particularly religious but I did tell God that if he would please make it stop I would never steal anything ever again. I guess that was instant karma for me.
Blimey... I HAVE heckled Lee Mack. Regarding his flower shirt. I apologised when I walked past the dressing room, and he said he'd rather enjoyed it. Love him. Thank god he'd not been on the sweets.🤣😅
Reminds me of a time I was trying to help my friend: We were on a school trip, and the bus ride lasted for hours. He got easily car sick, so I recommended he try some salt licorice, as it had helped me in the past. I gave him a small bag of perhaps 20 of these licorice pastilles, but forgot to tell him to be moderate with the consumption. About an hour or two later, he started to seem very stressed, so I asked if everything was alright. «No.», he said; «I think I need to go.». I asked about how many he had taken, and he showed me the bag; there were hardly any left. «Oh..» There was a toilet in the middle of the bus, but he really didn’t want to use it out of fear of the potential smell or sounds. So he held on for about another 30 minutes, and we made a stop. But there was no toilet where we made the stop, and he couldn’t hold it anymore. He waited until most of our fellow students had gone off the bus, ran into the toilet that was in the middle of the bus, and there he sat for a while. I left for some fresh air and to stretch my legs, and by the time we were going to leave he had managed to find his way back to his seat. «You alright now?» «A little», he responded. Then as more people came onto the bus, especially through the door in the middle; you could hear the sounds of complaints back there. My friend just sat in dead silence, looking out through the window. I felt bad, but had to restrain myself from laughing for quite some time.
Never happened on stage, but I am diabetic. I went to a theme park and they had diabetic friendly sweets. I was so happy. For once I could indulge without fear of hyperglycemia. Oh boy, I paid.
When I first started hearing of this guy Graham Norton I was like hell yeah this is my kind of late night talk show. Cause I was getting bored of the ones in USA and I’m glad he has a UA-cam channel
My gawd I have done that. Low carb diet for a year, craving chocolate and sweets so badly. A friend tells me about low-carb sweets. I immediately run out to find them on my lunch hour. Sit at my desk shoving them into my face. I was savoring them. About 25 minutes later I was literally running to the bathroom. Thought it was over. NOOOOO. Had to go home.
Those sugar-free candies are no joke. I knew full well about the dangers of over-indulging, but one night while watching a movie, the bag of sweets was right next to me, and I didn't reflect on what I was doing. I ate them subconsciously and didn't count them. Might have been 15, might have been 20, I don't know. The only thing I do know is that I didn't get any sleep that night. I was in agony. I got so inflated, and every time I shifted position while in bed, the air in my intestines would move and I had to run to the toilet. Lost count on how many times I went to the toilet, it was 6 times for the first 20 minutes of trying to sleep, after that it's all a blur. Now I respect the limit, and don't eat it on an empty stomach, heed my advice.
Oh god! I didn't know this about sugar-free sweets. I got 100,000 manufactured with my company logo and they came out wrong so I gave the lot to the children's cancer ward of a local hospital. (Chemotherapy reduces sense of taste; they loved the idea of giving the kids something sweet but sugar-free). I'm going to have to call them in the morning - there's probably effluent coming out the doors by now!
@@apocalypseyah7870 I wish! The manufacturer held their hand up to it so replacements on order and the bad ones were for the bin... clever me had a much better idea: something nice for the sick kids and a little free publicity for the company. As if those kids weren't going through enough - what have I done?!
I can say from personal experience that this isn't just the case with sweets with sweeteners instead of real sugar. Any of the "diet" or "light" drinks can have the same effect, and you get about 30 seconds warning!
@@Adam-nb6im really? That gives me an idea. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😗😙😚😘☺️😊😍🤗🙂🙃😉😋😛😝😜🤔🙄😏😒😣😔😌☹️🙁😕😟😬🤐😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😳😢😥😓😞😖😩😫😵😱🤢🤧😷🤒🤕😶😐😑😤😠😡😈👿🤤😴😪🌞🌛🌜🌝🌚💩😇🤠🤡🤑😎🤓🤥🙈🙉🙊🤖👽👻☠️👹👺😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾❤️💛💚💙💜🖤♥️
It would have been a life changing moment in Lee Macks career if he launched a tampon missile during a shit volcano aimed at the audience. Even worse if he gets typecast.
I’ve seen this guy live and he’s absolutely class! Him and Jimmy Carr are the best comedians around imo. Although if you’re American and don’t know much about comedy, you’ll say Dave Chappelle who was really only funny in Police Academy 😂
I love Lees stories. It's like someone telling stories down the pub
If that someone happens to be a world class comedian.
Honestly 😂 you could have a hell of a night out with him
Anyone here from Kent?
Well you're a .....
@@FACELOWNER ... Kent!
Me! lol
Me!
Unlucky
Opposite of click bait title. Massive understatement. -ate a laxative- ate forty laxatives.
In fact, he nearly "went" on stage.
@@tessarix lucky first row didn't get a brown shower
Ate 64 laxatives
@@tK-be6ns oh my DAYS - just did that on your recommendation. Absolutely amazing.
Lee Mack and Greg Davies always have the best stories 😂
They're either made up or heavily exaggerated.
Greg Davies so overrated
Hats off to Graham for being one of the only late night hosts who lets their guests tell their stories in peace without interrupting them.
off
@@Snookbone Thanks!
Not to mention, the atmosphere makes it a "cosy" (for lack of a better word) anecdote, rather than some 'Alan-Carr-vibed"-gossip.
So, you just associate the celebrity with 'funny anecdotes' rather than the actual anecdotal subject, like poop in this case.
Had he told this story on Alan Carr, listening to that story would have been unpleasant.
How did this not come out on would I lie to you
Sounds recent
There hasn't been a Wilty since the occurrence of this anecdote. It ran until 3rd June in London's Garrick Theatre so it's only just finished.
Because he put a tampon in there.
BK Damn you beat me to it!
And now you can bet it won't be used as it's been televised on a popular chat show. Lee will just have to be given another ridiculous lie, not that I'm complaining 😂
That comment at the end: "Never heckle Lee Mack - you'll never believe what he did" LOL
Lee Mack is the fastest wit / comedian ever - he is so sharp he probably shaves by simply raising an eyebrow ! top top man
1:53 Stephen Fry's reaction😂
The most delightfully posh gasp ever.
Regarding Lee's story, I knew what was coming. A few years ago, I ate an entire bag of sugarless lemon drops (not knowing they could act as a laxative). I took my two dogs out for a walk that night. Let's just say I had to walk back home in shame (and my poor dogs never got to finish their walk).
🤣
Shit Kirk!
At least you didn't bosh a box of pro plus before a lecture not knowing the same thing, 3 hours stuck in the bog shitting, oh to be young again😂
I've had exactly the same thing. I bought some diabetic chocolate from Boots, not because I had diabetes but to cut down on sugar. It said, "More than 20g per day of Maltose may cause laxative effects". Let me tell you, there's no 'may' about it. And it can come on really, really suddenly.
I’m on diabetes medication. It’s always a gamble as to when I HAVE to be near a toilet.
When my Dad was first diagnosed with diabetes we all bought him diabetic treats! Poor man!
Lee mack tells the funniest stories ever, always a great guest and a supremely quick wit.
We've spoken about these emojis BBC...
Mental
I've told them to keep them up
Lee is just the funniest even without trying, underestimated talent!
“a laxative”
MATE HE HAD 40 OF THEM
I’m surprised he didn’t shit himself inside out.
Anybody who has made this mistake with sugarfree hard candies knows just how bad this situation was. It's comforting to know that I'm not the only idiot who has ridden that train by mistake.
Mate, I'm not proud of it, but everytime I have a cold I forget that those sugar free throat lozenges have a laxative effect. Sometimes I wonder how on earth I managed to survive up to now.
{Clears throat}
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bear Amazon Reviews.
Look that up. You're welcome.
I too am a victim. I went to a market and one of the stalls was confectionary. I bought some lemon drops. I put them in a little dish on my kitchen table, and every so often I took one. By early afternoon my tummy was doing the rumba x10. To cut a long story short, I ended up cleaning the kitchen floor, loo floor and half of the hall carpet.
@@dkix89 The Gummy Bear Review was why I knew what lee was about to say when he said sugar free 😅
another victim checking in
0:34
Paloma discreetly sliding away from Lee 😂
Bianca Bloom not very discreet 🤣🤣🤣
I saw that! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought that comment was rude.
Closer to Andrew🤣🤣
@@simontuffs4106 It was a bit uncalled for, I love Lee Mack but that wasn't fair of him to ask her that even for laughs
Only Graham can get his guests to tell their toilet stories. Lol!
sounds like Greg Davies lol
@@LyndaTomTang 🤣🤣🤣
WAAL, HE'D OBVIOUSLY FEEL AT HOME.
@@LyndaTomTang Jack Whitehall also killed Jennifer Lawrence with one of those. xD
that has got to be one of The Best Lee Mack stories of all time.
Andrew Scott is just so perfect 😍😍
Who
I agree....❤
I used to work at a drugstore, and one year, we had loads of Christmas candy left over that had to be disposed of. Our boss let us take it home, so I had like 20 boxes of chocolates. Most of them were normal, but about five of them were sugar free ones. My family and I gradually worked our way through the chocolates over the next few weeks, until the only ones left were the sugar free ones.
I was just going to throw them away, but I decided to try one of the caramel ones out of curiosity. It was really nice, and I honestly couldn't tell the difference, so I ate a few more, probably about four or five in total.
By sheer luck, it was quite late in the afternoon, and I decided not to eat any more so as not to spoil my dinner.
The funny thing was, I didn't get all that much in the way of diarrhea, it just gave me REALLY bad gas for a solid two days. I've never known anything like it. I was farting almost constantly, and I had really painful cramps.
It's funny looking back on it now, but it was awful at the time. Those things are not fit for human consumption.
"Never hackle Lee Mack you wouldn't believe what he did!" Golden. LOL!
"that's a hell of a heckle put down"😂😂😂
"never hackle lee mack, you wouldn't believe what he did" 😂😂😂😂😂
Mr. Fry knew it was coming but even he didn't expect the tampon part.
Omg! 40-50!?!🤣 how does Graham get people to admit all these things? Honestly
He's a magician among talk show hosts.
Alcohol.
@@benbradley_123 This is the correct answer.
They prepare anecdotes before the show
@@mathaantje8965 This is also true, they rehearse and plan this show a lot beforehand. Works out well for the final product.
dammit he should have done this as a truth on would i lie to you
what's the lie?
"once I mistakenly ate a lot of artificially sweetened candy and got diarrhoea"
cool story bro.
Everyone would guess that it was true 😅 he blinks too much when he’s lying.
My favourite truth was Sara Pascoe ended up in South America 😂
Bianca Bloom hahaha yeah and everything involving bob mortimer
spicyrice Bob Mortimer snapping that apple in half had me in shock but also awe.
My favourite guest has to be Rhod Gilbert, 99% of his whack ass stories are true
Best one ever was the French nanny
Like Stephen Fry as soon as he said "no sugar" I knew what was coming. Just the other day I was contemplating "no sugar" sweets but as I like to go through packets quite quickly too I just got normal sugar sweets.
Wise.
Andrew Scott😍😍
Went to see Lee rehearsing a new set at Dorking Halls around 2014 and have never been as close to death laughing as that night. Couldn't breathe.
His timing and delivery are impeccable
A missile?! 😂Oh dear Lee Mack you get yourself in some scrapes! 😂👍
Loved the series of “Not Going Out.” 😊👍😎Awesome 🤩😉
When I was ten I wanted my mother to buy me some chocolate while we were out shopping and she wouldn't. We went into a pharmacy and as she was buying things I shoplifted a bar of chocolate. To hide the evidence I ate it all at once when we got home. As I was ten I didn't know what the word laxative meant. I soon found out. I am not particularly religious but I did tell God that if he would please make it stop I would never steal anything ever again. I guess that was instant karma for me.
Hahaha! Great story!
Stephen Fry, Lee Mack and Andrew Scott.
Dream couch.
Add Ian McKellen onto there. Perfection
Literally dont know a single one of them
@@NikhilLimaye10 ooooh yeah
@@lilcolder 🤨
lil yazan how do you not know at least Stephen fry?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 shoot out like a missile!!!
Lee Mack is the best!
I love when it’s just English guests I’m not gonna lie it’s great
@@hellcat19832 British and Irish*
This story puts a whole new meaning to the term Splash Zone.
Stephen at 2:41 - actual respect for Lee there 😂
Blimey... I HAVE heckled Lee Mack. Regarding his flower shirt. I apologised when I walked past the dressing room, and he said he'd rather enjoyed it. Love him. Thank god he'd not been on the sweets.🤣😅
I'm in tears laughing.....😂😂😂
Been binge watching WILTY for a few weeks now - So spent the 1st half of his story genuinely thinking...Is this the truth, or is it a lie...??!!!😅😅😅
Stephen Fry, Andrew Scott AND Lee Mack??! 😍
Reminds me of a time I was trying to help my friend:
We were on a school trip, and the bus ride lasted for hours. He got easily car sick, so I recommended he try some salt licorice, as it had helped me in the past.
I gave him a small bag of perhaps 20 of these licorice pastilles, but forgot to tell him to be moderate with the consumption.
About an hour or two later, he started to seem very stressed, so I asked if everything was alright. «No.», he said; «I think I need to go.».
I asked about how many he had taken, and he showed me the bag; there were hardly any left. «Oh..»
There was a toilet in the middle of the bus, but he really didn’t want to use it out of fear of the potential smell or sounds. So he held on for about another 30 minutes, and we made a stop. But there was no toilet where we made the stop, and he couldn’t hold it anymore.
He waited until most of our fellow students had gone off the bus, ran into the toilet that was in the middle of the bus, and there he sat for a while. I left for some fresh air and to stretch my legs, and by the time we were going to leave he had managed to find his way back to his seat.
«You alright now?»
«A little», he responded.
Then as more people came onto the bus, especially through the door in the middle; you could hear the sounds of complaints back there. My friend just sat in dead silence, looking out through the window.
I felt bad, but had to restrain myself from laughing for quite some time.
Andrew Scott on the show?! GOOD ON YA MATE!
It's simple I see MORIARTY LAUGHING
*I CLICK*
Lee mac is the funniest man on the planet
He’s an amazing actor 😂
I really feel like the emojis were insisted upon by someone with very little understanding of young people.
I mean they were at least relevant
I hate the smileys too, hate them.
@@Widdekuu91 They really should remove them.👍😁😉🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀👀👀😄😄😄😄😄😄😄🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🌈⭐⭐⭐⭐🌈⭐😖😖😖😖😖😖So annoying!🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
Hello fellow kids
Lee mack anecdotes are hilarious ..great drinking partner 😂😂
Hahaha I love this show and how the guests feel free to tell these stories
This is the third time I've watched this. It's just to funny 😂
Give Lee is own show.... Brilliant.
I feel like I've seen him doing a talkshow.
He wasn't good there. A bit too stiff.
Moriarty 😍😍
Love Lee....
Thanks for posting.
"Be honest PAMOLA" 🤣😂
Is it just me or are people from Great Britain excellent storytellers????
1:11 Stephen's face!! 😂😂
Never happened on stage, but I am diabetic. I went to a theme park and they had diabetic friendly sweets. I was so happy. For once I could indulge without fear of hyperglycemia. Oh boy, I paid.
Just give insulin and have normal ones
@@velvetthunder6788 some people are on set amounts of insulin so they can't do that.
I feel ya. Type 1 diabetic and found these pretty cheap diabetic friendly candies and went to town on them. I have never regretted something moee
When I first started hearing of this guy Graham Norton I was like hell yeah this is my kind of late night talk show. Cause I was getting bored of the ones in USA and I’m glad he has a UA-cam channel
"Hell of a heckle put down"
Hahah
One of the funniest men on the planet seriously
ABSOLUTE legend
In the picture at 0:25 Lee Mack looks exactly like Peter Stormare
She put a distance after the question 00:34
He is very quick
Suddenly the "man from Kent" incident seems trivial.
Love Lee Mack 😂😂😂😂
Can’t stop replaying where he imitates an old drunk after calling her “Pamola”. Didn’t get the laugh it deserved.
I also made the same mistake with sugar free gummy worms sweetened with sorbitol... can confirm. D:
@stephenfry your had at 2.40. I respect you my good man.
I love this man
My gawd I have done that. Low carb diet for a year, craving chocolate and sweets so badly. A friend tells me about low-carb sweets. I immediately run out to find them on my lunch hour. Sit at my desk shoving them into my face. I was savoring them. About 25 minutes later I was literally running to the bathroom. Thought it was over. NOOOOO. Had to go home.
Chocolate rain for hecklers!
Never forget the similarly powerful Haribo Sugarfree Gummi Bears, aka the Maltitol Demon Bears.
Hysterical.
“Maybe if you wanted to last longer” 😂😂
Those sugar-free candies are no joke. I knew full well about the dangers of over-indulging, but one night while watching a movie, the bag of sweets was right next to me, and I didn't reflect on what I was doing. I ate them subconsciously and didn't count them. Might have been 15, might have been 20, I don't know. The only thing I do know is that I didn't get any sleep that night. I was in agony. I got so inflated, and every time I shifted position while in bed, the air in my intestines would move and I had to run to the toilet. Lost count on how many times I went to the toilet, it was 6 times for the first 20 minutes of trying to sleep, after that it's all a blur.
Now I respect the limit, and don't eat it on an empty stomach, heed my advice.
Oh god! I didn't know this about sugar-free sweets.
I got 100,000 manufactured with my company logo and they came out wrong so I gave the lot to the children's cancer ward of a local hospital. (Chemotherapy reduces sense of taste; they loved the idea of giving the kids something sweet but sugar-free). I'm going to have to call them in the morning - there's probably effluent coming out the doors by now!
I hope this is a joke! :-)
@@apocalypseyah7870
I wish! The manufacturer held their hand up to it so replacements on order and the bad ones were for the bin... clever me had a much better idea: something nice for the sick kids and a little free publicity for the company. As if those kids weren't going through enough - what have I done?!
I love these emojis. Keep them coming.
ok...gotta give that a thumbs up....from a safe distance of course...maybe outside across the street...😂
More uploads, please!
I can say from personal experience that this isn't just the case with sweets with sweeteners instead of real sugar. Any of the "diet" or "light" drinks can have the same effect, and you get about 30 seconds warning!
The BEST stories!!!
Wish he had told this on Wilty. Would've loved to see David and Rob's faces 😂
Ahh so maybe the fear he felt then traumatized him and that's why he needed to use a bum double for his sitcom. It's all coming together now. 😂
It's simply impossible to watch just one Graham Norton clip.
Is that the haribo gummy bears😂😂
STOP with the emojis ffs
Why get upset over them.
Why?
@@Adam-nb6im 420 bro, 420 ;)
@@Adam-nb6im really?
That gives me an idea.
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😗😙😚😘☺️😊😍🤗🙂🙃😉😋😛😝😜🤔🙄😏😒😣😔😌☹️🙁😕😟😬🤐😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😳😢😥😓😞😖😩😫😵😱🤢🤧😷🤒🤕😶😐😑😤😠😡😈👿🤤😴😪🌞🌛🌜🌝🌚💩😇🤠🤡🤑😎🤓🤥🙈🙉🙊🤖👽👻☠️👹👺😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾❤️💛💚💙💜🖤♥️
Adam 🖕
It's a good thing that the packet didn't say "4 to 5 sweets"
Omg Andrew Scott!! He gives me serious fanny flutters x
He seems gay ,doesn't atract me at all
@@Србомбоница86 He is gay. But I think he's beautiful x
@@melissawright1979 lol I guess tastes differ 😊
My team mates say it's a lie, I think it's true, let's go lie then
Funniesr thing ive heard in ages
He should've put a nappy on.
Apart from his stint in father ted, his character was just, well, just too excited and erggh, but graham nortons great, funny guy
First I've heard of Lee Mack
It would have been a life changing moment in Lee Macks career if he launched a tampon missile during a shit volcano aimed at the audience. Even worse if he gets typecast.
Well I didn't need to eat lunch today thank you very much
Peter Booth well why did you watch the video. Surely based on the title you would know what it was about
"are you capable of rational thought?"
I’ve seen this guy live and he’s absolutely class! Him and Jimmy Carr are the best comedians around imo. Although if you’re American and don’t know much about comedy, you’ll say Dave Chappelle who was really only funny in Police Academy 😂