If Deodorant Ads Were Honest - Honest Ads
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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Uh oh, an activity with arms 180 degrees up in the air? You know what that means. You’re going to need a stick of this:
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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
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Smelly Guy:
Armpit Angel: Rob Menzer
Written By: Reva Gimball
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
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Actually the best deodorant is Borotalco from Italy made with sodium bicarbonate the first used by the Romans and it is also cancer free.
Years ago, I decided I did not want to plug up my sweat cleanse. To combat odor I simply use baking soda works wonders. I still sweat, but it sure comes down on the odor.
@@CastanOpiu You can always just use the Celtic invention of soap?
Mind modern ''soap'' is petrochemical in a bar unlike traditional ash soap.
No wonder people smell like an old un washed sock since they don't use anything that cleans the.
Never understood people that don't bath after exercising as it is putrid.
Romans had bath houses while Celts had a river bucket & soap.
Even oil as the romans did with a scraper works into a jar times of need to save water but my does that feel odd being lubed up then gone at with a windscreen wiper.
Never understood people that were deodorant when when Sandalwood, Witch Hazel & other plants exist as an antibacterial & astringent that has a pleasant enough fragrance.
If your odour is mot pleasant rub this these plant on yourself.
Even many wild mammals have enough sense to do this to protect from bacteria & to attract a mate out of natural instinct.
Fact most people don't bath everyday yet wonder why they got a partner is astounding.
Shower gets you wet but it don't get the muck out of your pores.
Better yet a sauna.
Being an Engineer crude oil that is black from my prior works till my failed health leaks out of my skin.
If most got in a Sauna they would be shocked at how much filth is in them.
honest add of ANIME!!!
I was offended by that ad because I can cook and I am a guy F you
"Does this deodorant have scents for men?"
"We have concepts of a scent!" 😅
This is hilarious trump- “ I have concepts of a plan”
They almost said it, lol.
Id totally get Sharknado scented deodorant though- at least in concept
@@ruegaillard Why, lol? You think sharks and/or tornadoes smell good?
lol seriously though, wtf is a "wolfthorn" and why would I want to smell like it? XD
_"I just exploit them!"_ The new national motto.
I'm ~pretty~ sure this has been the national motto since the industrial revolution.
@@xLoLRaven Slavery would like a word...
@@xLoLRaven I'd go further and speculate that it has been the motto for any society as far back as you care to evaluate. 😞
Our species is far too greedy, fearful, and stupid to continue for much longer. And the tombstone will read: "Humans. They knew better and did it anyway!"
@@xLoLRaven exactly
@@xLoLRaven💯
Idk why but I always expect at the end for Roger to say "I've been Roger, and you've been rogered!"
I swear I think my brother uses "Re-Odorant"
Mine for sure does. Claims antiperspirant is bad for you and he smells like ass.
@@EddyA1337 And these sort of people never can smell themselves, it seems 😂 Or, their hygiene regimen, if it exists, isn't frequent or strong enough to combat that lack of antiperspirant deodorant. These can also share the same camp as "alternative everything" people, like using essential oils for everything other than its only approved use: within an oil diffuser (and then, especially for women, that goes down the rabbit hole of them possibly also being in an MLM that will lie and claim those oils are the magical cure for everything...).
So yeah, be wary if someone says they don't wear antiperspirant deodarant, lol! Not an immediate red flag, just...be wary.
@@EddyA1337 Not all deodorant is antiperspirant, he has no excuse.
Roger is such a good actor. I’m compelled to watch.
Great actor. ❤
I wrote on a social media site that I was less than thrilled with Lume deodorant. The company responded that I simply "didn't know how to correctly launder my clothing". And guess what? They would sell me a product for that! 🤣
Lume was the worst! I smelled terrible using it, and they gave the same BS response
I tried lume, it didn't seem to work that great - especially for the higher price. I'm a guy though, I hear that they have a men's version now. I have not tried it and probably won't..
Ya, the whole "your stink is in your clothes and can't come out without our special product and instructions" is a huge red flag. 😂
I like their cream deodorant for my tits & bits in the summer. Definitely not for the pits.
Yeah, Lume made the stink doubly worse for me. I was absolutely embarrassed at work and had to give myself a paper towel bath in the restroom. I now no longer wear deodorant because I've realized I don't really need it! Once I stopped wearing deo all together at 35, I stopped stinking (unless it's really hot out). My close friends have all told me they haven't noticed at all as long as I shower every morning before work (and also make sure my armpits are completely dry before putting on a shirt). (The shower does wear off after 8 hours though, but that's fine.)
This just reminds me of the guy I knew back in the day who used Axe instead of showering.
Everything you just imagined from reading that is accurate.
Oh god, I am so sorry for all who got close to that guy. I can't believe as a teenager, I used to think Axe was a decent spray for guys. My opinion changed about the time I hit 20 😂. It's so goddamn strong but I don't like imagining that strong smell also doing battle with the smell of someone who doesn't bathe 😖
Also as a woman, I'm now looking for alternative perfume places other than Bath & Body Works, given they have an image of being juvenile as well (though some of their body sprays can also be purchased as actual perfumes). I don't hate them but I want variety and something more mature, especially given my age.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleybath and body works was unfair. What guy can resist a girl who smells like sugar cookies?
Horton Worldwide, Inc., has expanded into the deodorant business. We're doomed.
It gets worse...w8 till he does shampoos and conditioners, fresheners (car fresheners, home scent freshers), toilet papers.
He did toilet paper already@@ImFromIowa
@TheLordOfNothing - on the bright side, we won't be sharing our doom with a bunch of smelly people.
@@maifantasia3650 Always look on the bright side of life...
@@TheLordOfNothing - Eric Idle, another great comedian from the Cambridge Footlights.
I like how Roger basically says, "Doesn't matter what we put in your deodorant. What are you going to do? Stop using it?" And we can't. Not unless we want to become a societal outcast who can't get a job.
Lol my job once had a speaker talking about dressing for success and smelling nice...but not overwhelmingly good or bad...
Even made an HR policy...
We were an office in Healthcare...
Weird
I have an allergic reaction to all deoderant, even the Jason's tea tree all-natural deoderant that they say to use if you break out. Like if I use deoderant my pits just itch all day then get dried out and scaley from me scratching all day. It kinda sucks.
@@rdfarley89 my friend uses lemons. I don't know how many times a day or how much, but that's his strategy.
I've hiked with him, and even backpacked, so it can work.
(Never take lemons from his cooler, though 😜)
I mean, if you aren't sweating all the time, do we really need it? I admit I haven't tested this in public. I'm biased since I'm used to my own smell, I would need someone else to tell me if I stink. Now days everyone has A/C in their cars, and not that many people do manual labor anymore. I'm pretty sure I can go 8 hours without deodorant if I'm not sweating.
Or a pajeet/muzzie
Just realised the 0% Aluminium on my Nivea . Didn't know what it was for.... now I do thanks
Oh so it's alcohol based. The good stuff! It sill allows you to sweat but prevents the smell.
Pits, Tits & Bits. My new favorite saying lol.
And pleasing to ALL men.
Pits fetish
Tits fetish
Bits fetism
My wife has been say that for years.
@@johnhardman825 Yeah, it's a really old saying, lol. It's weird that OP thinks it's new.
@MatthewTheWanderer it's new to them. It's THEIR new favorite saying. Not A new saying.
Pits and bits can definitely smell. But I always wondered why tits were included as, at least to me, they've never seemed that smelly.
Horton lady stick doesn’t sound like a deodorant 😂
YOU have a perverse mind. Welcome!
I just regularly have my epidermis removed by exposure to an xenon beam, brush the ash off, sweet smelling me!
* sniff sniff * can anyone else smell burning tyres?
That's hawt
Are you in a secret lab in Nevada?
@williamgunderson3002 , protocols prohibit answer.
Damn, that's Wildfire! :P
I have to admit, I like smelling good and avoid people who don't.
So do I, thats why I never use it. If you want to smell good, dont wash yourself daily, get in the dirt sometimes, don’t eat what you can only get in America, and wash your damn sheets
@@ddp4923 But... But not washing yourself daily and getting in the dirt sometimes makes you smell bad?
The mustache gives Roger more convincing charm 😂
At least Honest Ads own ads are really funny 😂
One of the best scripts so far, this was great
"I've been Roger."
Should be changed to, "You've been Rogered." Because we have been!
True story: I started making my own deodorant last year and it's fabulous.
Coconut oil, beeswax, tea tree and lavender oils, and baking soda.
Works great!
I assume its the baking soda, base, keeping the bacteria (smellys) at bay? the rest sounds like putting perfume on a terd
According to whom
@MarianneKat - according to the shop that's making a greater profit from selling a basket full of items, rather than the tiny profit they used to earn from selling a single deodorant product.
@@MarianneKat I'm a tad confused by this question.
Are you asking me about does my deodorant work? My friends tell me it works. I don't smell anything.
And I'm not throwing away a stupid plastic container every 6 weeks when I need to replace it.
@@maifantasia3650 actually I've done the math. It's cheaper for me to make my own.
Suggestion: If The Perfume Industry Was Honest.
They had a perfume ads one, ua-cam.com/video/4e-B4dKalgU/v-deo.html
And here I thought that politicians had a monopoly on " seasoning the stink".😂
So many people in the comments like “I just eat healthy and shower and everything words perfectly” or “if I don’t use deodorant I stick so much to the point of vomit” and it’s like, yeah, different bodies work differently. One person may smell fine without antiperspirant and others may not, some people can smell decently just with diet and hygiene while others have hormonal conditions that prevent them from ever smelling good. Do what works for you.
It's more to do with clothes and bacteria. Sweat itself doesn't usually smell much.
It's the reactivation of sweat later which makes a smell
when i was younger, my pits did not smell bad. now they do. it literally stinks getting older haha
I had to go on a keto diet due to pancreatic damage. I completely stopped smelling and stopped using deodorant. I no longer need to be on the diet and now I have to use it again.
My conclusion - sugars have a mot to do with it
The darker the skin, the more you need it. Especially if you're fat.
@@itoibo4208yeah, that's all children! Sweat doesn't stink, the bacteria in our pits is what makes it reek, and that stuff activates at puberty. I don't smell much at all when I don't eat meat. The purines seem to make it worse.
My little brother has this attitude about antiperspirant and never uses it and stinks like ass constantly as a result even though he showers everyday.
he need to try salicilic acid 2% in achohol. Kill all bacteria, so no smell, but sweat. Ok if you working with computer.
We had a guy at work he smelled so bad he would literally run people out of rooms.. you would start dry heaving being 20 ft away from him HR had to take him in the office and explain hygiene to him.. everybody at work called him pits😂
Oof... maaaaybe suggest white musk powder to him to use after baths? But it might not be enough for the stinkiest boys.
I alway think that the catch phrase should be "You've been Rogered"
Cupcake caress 😂
Sounds like cuddling with Ms. Gym Shorts in the ad.
Sounds like underboob deodorant to me 😁
Women don't "sweat." They perspire.
Glow. Women glow. 😉
Oooo… that’s good. I was thinking “glisten” 😉
@@R.M.MacFru Old Southern ladies glow.
@Kevin_Rhodes that didn't used to be just a Southern thing.
Plus...Go have a listen to Men At Work's Land Downunder. Women glow there, too. 😉
Animals sweat, men perspire and ladies glow. That's what my ex's mom said.
Gilbert Gottfried's "The Aristocrats" joke where sweat was given as _the grossest thing_ that family did 🤣🤣🤣
We get hardcore scene representation in Roger’s world! Love uncloseted metal appreciation
You guys had me busting my gut, this is one of my favs!! Keep up the great work!!!
Isn't it weird that everything we touch, smell and eat is seemingly out to kill us?
That's what they want you to think so they can conjure up something to "protect" us and "make a killing" out of it.
Rachel: "This deodorant tastes terrible!"
Me: "Wha--???"
"Natural deodorant is more of a seasoning for the stink." That had me dying.
Funny content with a deodorant skit.
The amount of makeup that it took to pull out off and the lights that you're under right now LOL Happy Thanksgiving❤
Of course I have to get the male deodorant cause the female stuff doesn't do shit unless I pay twice as much. Cheap male deodorant is just as good as ultra expensive female ones. 😅
Men's socks also last longer.
*I USED TO OWN A LARGE COSMETICS COMPANY* almost everything is a scam in the beauty / vanity field.
confusing thing is, armpit smells, but people have the audacity to show them off on daily basis, like “hey, smell this”
The "Pits, tits and bits" line killed me
Yea, I wasn't sure i'd heard that rite so I had to go back and replay that part. funny
And just remember ladies, for those allergic to perfumes, you can get the "unscented" variety! Guaranteed to smell like the perfume they use to mask the perfume. (I wish I were kidding. Ban deodorant, I'm looking at you.)
I’m thinking of switching to a men’s metal gel stick. My flowery lady scents make me too attractive to bees. I bet my man would like Beef.
The metal is an aluminum based mix of chemicals to stop perspiration. Problem is that it can give you a rash as your pores get clogged. Then from the rash you stink even worse.
5:57 Totally on point. Showering is over rated, easier to spend money on smell good chemicals that clog the stink holes in your skin... LOL
I never understood this concept as an immigrant. Took this video to finally understand.
Roger's not wrong - I hate sport in general, yet my antiperspirant is simply called "Sport fresh". Weirdly, it smells really nice, unlike what I imagine someone who's freshly done with their sport would smell like.
I want me some BEEF :)
I have even seen bacon scented deodorant.
Thanks!
I invented a totally natural spray deodorant. It’s a can of compressed air.
I honestly would buy the Sharknado out of curiosity
The video's criticism about how, for the deodorant industry, women cannot sweat or have any other smell that reminds them of a baby, while sweat and smell are a mark of a "badass" man, is right on the spot! Also the excuse of "it's society, not us". They exploit and distort to sell more but they don't blame themselves.
They could still sweat if they use deoderant, not anti-perspirant, but yep, guys are expected to work hard, but it's ~unfeminine~ to work hard and break out a sweat.
I'm glad Roger has made these videos. Before WW2, the rich used perfumes and the poor were rancid. Now everyone has the ability to smell like roses and make themselves ill.
As a Frenchman, the Paris metro joke hit me hard x)
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I laughed too much at that ad line "I'm a man and I don't know how to cook... Nor should I".
Also, "if i had to choose between eating factor or deodorant, I'd choose factor". 😂😂😂
Gamers love this expose vid of their biggest enemy.🤣🤣
Any moderate activity will make you sweat, acting like you can go to the gym and not have a funk, is delusional. Keeping ontop of your hygiene is essential. But pretending you never smell, or chocking everyone with your heavy floral scents masking it is worse
And it will ruin your clothes for free. Just don't have any allergic reactions to it.
There is nothing on earth that isn't being used to slowly kill and/or exploit us. Just try to find the ones that make you happy and do the least damage to others
We all know we’re being exploited and manipulated and we are happy to go along with it.
Love your humour, Roger. 😉😂
The spray of the axe at the end 😆
Love me some metallic pore clogging scent sticks.
Boi 😂 those spice ads been popn up in Britain just recently
Metal bebe 🤣💨💨
72hrs no sweat yiihaaw
I have to confess, I'm totally entertained by the sponsored add read! I didn't skip it like I usually do! And I will Seriously consider signing up for Factor so that I have something other than deodorant to eat! Bravo!
The approved list of talking points bit cracked me up.
Some people: I dont wear deodorant or I only use all natural and I mever smell.
Literally everybody around them: Yo, you stink!
Huh... was that sponsor section delivered with a dollop of sarcasm? "YEAH, here's what we have to say- they never said *how* we have to say it..."
Went back and actually watched the real ad--priceless! Still will never buy that silly, basic, wasteful awfulness, but I will probably watch their ads on Honest Ads vids.
"we're going to explain it to you in the weirdest way possible" lol Old spice in a nutshell
This just reminded me I need to buy deodorant.
And whyyyyy does the natural pit destinker cost way more than the baby scented cancer stick?
Oh! And I went in for a mammogram and they told me to not wear deodorant. That was interesting. And luckily it was on a cool fall day.😂
Side note... I love my Dove fresh and powder scented cancer sticks.😊
The secret brand aluminum free ones are actually very good, as someone who's skin peels with the standard ones and exercises a lot!
Trench Warfare.
lolololol
that one made me laugh out loud, too.
Absolutely caught off guard by "Hort's of Maine" 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't wait until they do a video about "if Factor ads were honest" where they talk about how it's 17 cents worth of broccoli in a single-use plastic container. ❤️
The worst part is that most deodorant actually smells worse than BO, assuming you shower every day.
Last time I was this early, body sprays came only in light
he's not wrong about how long it stays on. when I shower, it takes me at least 2 attempts at lathering and scrubbing my armpits before it even feels like I've removed the deoderant. And what I mean by that is the waxy, water repelling layer of deoderant on my skin. I don't know about what's in the skin.
Fun fact: sweat doesn't smell! The bacteria feeding on it does.
Thou shalt not sweat or smell no matter how hot and humid it is.😅
WTF Rog? Now I can't even smell nice? You're killing me man
1:35-1:45 That's a violation 😂💀
"it smells like the Paris metro in the middle of summer." Funny. Because Europe doesn't use air conditioning and they don't use deodorant.
Atlanta...
Don’t use deodorant? Bro southern Europe has air conditioning and every European has deodorant
Wow this is wild. Why in the world do you Americans believe such nonsense? Europe uses (too much) air conditioning, and everyone here uses deodorant. Stop making up stereotypes about other countries to make yourselves feel better about living in the US corporate hellscape.
we obviously have both of those, you’re the one with states full of rednecks who shower once a week lmao
I'm English, I've just had a bath and I've put 2 kinds of deodorant on; roll on and spray types. Everyone uses deodorant unless they're gross!
Get your aluminum gel odor blocker, today!
So true that it brings you a bittersweet laughter 😅
I am so waiting for "if ads were honest" dealing with worldwide FACTOR.
seasoning for the stew - got it. I mean if it's a stew - might as well be a nice one that people would want to eat. (am I thinking this right?) I kind of do the flavor disperser technique - really raw pure organic virgin coconut oil. Works so well - it's athletic wear.
The ad after the video was for Old Spice deodorant. Good job, algorithm! 😂
Skip to 1:24 to avoid the milennial hipster's ad. Long live Roger!
Tbh the ad sounding like a hostage read is kinda funny
I need that Sharknado body wash too.
It says natural
Ohhh, you're a risk taker i see 😂😂😂😂
Old Spice needs a Roger Cameo
Mr Horton's gone for the evil corporate mustache
Native has been real quiet since this one dropped
Like for positive and not bored Ads 😂. Factor is testier than deodorant - Brilliant 😂
Make a chapter about If Factor food Ads were honest
Ah back to the kid of ad I loved them for in the first place.
KEEP IT UP GUYS!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never get tired of these vidz! I really do love this channel, makes me smile EVERY TIME they come out with a new video!
👍x10,000
As always!
I wear deodorant less than half the time and I honesty smell better without it
Like air spraying the bathroom rather than flushing the toilet
I love the PowerThirst reference
For a minute, I couldn’t tell if the Factor ad was part of the parody or not.
Hey Mr. Horton where can i buy your "Gun" scent...
I need that in my life
Probably smells like gunpowder and CLP
*deep inhale 😂
I got to get me some sharknado. 😂😂😂