Food Theory: The DARK Secret of Oreos

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2024

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  • @RexVenge95
    @RexVenge95 3 роки тому +14781

    Lol imagine Hydrox loyalists working under Oreos' parent company being all secretive and whispering to each other, "Hail Hydrox."

  • @OR3Omusic
    @OR3Omusic 3 роки тому +3810

    Gotta change my name to hydrox now I guess

  • @angryshavige1020
    @angryshavige1020 3 роки тому +21530

    Oreo is literally the guy who repeated your joke louder and became popular with everyone.

  • @thewelchguy1920
    @thewelchguy1920 Рік тому +102

    Loved this story. I have an additional perspective for you. As a photographer. When making an image of food related stuff, the Oreo is really only one sided and thus boring. However [at the time this was revealed to me] Sunshine Hydrox offered you much more interesting compositions for making art. In this way: you could place the Sunshine or the Hydorx side of the cookie either both up Sunshine Sunshine or Hydrox Hydrox OR you could go Sunshine up in part of the image and Hydrox in the other part of the image. giving you more diversity in your creative project. So you have a Sunshine-Hydrox option for the image or just use the plain ole boring Oreo in your image.

  • @seela98
    @seela98 3 роки тому +8673

    This dude did a better job advertising Hydrox than their whole marketing team

    • @GoldenRice01
      @GoldenRice01 3 роки тому +175

      hydrox is just being DON'T BE FOOLED WE NUMERO UNO

    • @Latveriaaa
      @Latveriaaa 3 роки тому +13

      Oreo :(

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 3 роки тому +178

      The old Hydrox ad is way better than the old Oreo one by today's standards.
      It's equivalent to the Japanese style ad. full of absurdity

    • @rumbledoll100
      @rumbledoll100 3 роки тому +9

      Then or than

    • @rumbledoll100
      @rumbledoll100 3 роки тому +14

      @@ns.kha29 how? was just asking a question, because English is not my first language, why are you being so rude?

  • @pingerlol
    @pingerlol 3 роки тому +2148

    I'm an E kind of guy. That's where every time you go into the kitchen you grab a couple hoping your family wont notice until one of your family members opens the package all the way and you realize you ate all of them

    • @kayven8641
      @kayven8641 3 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @IgnatiusBlaze4
      @IgnatiusBlaze4 3 роки тому +128

      At least you're not an F kind of guy, licking the frosting off all of them then putting the cookies back in the package and acting as if it's unopened.

    • @butwhy3886
      @butwhy3886 3 роки тому +88

      @@IgnatiusBlaze4 what a monster

    • @pecanberry1297
      @pecanberry1297 3 роки тому +4

      Definitely same

    • @uterusaka
      @uterusaka 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @astromotive6047
    @astromotive6047 3 роки тому +2625

    *Oreo every time Hydrox makes a comeback*
    Oreo: "Stay down. Final warning".
    Hydrox: "I can do this all day".

    • @ex8800
      @ex8800 3 роки тому +122

      Hail Hydrox

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 3 роки тому +55

      Everyone I've seen do a taste test likes Hydrox better. If they just got to mass production, they could easily sit on the shelf alongside any other cookie.

    • @Fluffypara123
      @Fluffypara123 3 роки тому +7

      @@ex8800 lol

    • @NoraMakesSounds
      @NoraMakesSounds 3 роки тому +13

      I understood that reference!

    • @lazyatbeinglazy13
      @lazyatbeinglazy13 3 роки тому +5

      Anyone wanna get off?

  • @deannabanman243
    @deannabanman243 Рік тому +92

    6 episodes times 4 channels is crazy on it’s on because these are some of the best research videos I’ve seen on UA-cam… put a two year old on top of that is just so impressive. What a good team!

  • @coldspoons3917
    @coldspoons3917 3 роки тому +3404

    I’ve literally walked past these cookies in a Kroger and thought “Why does Oreo have so many ripoffs?” I now know who the imposter is

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 3 роки тому +665

    The fact that MatPat has to clarify that ‘Kosherized’ is a real word makes me feel like while writing the script for this episode, him and Steph had a debate on whether or not it was the proper term.

    • @grapejuice3851
      @grapejuice3851 3 роки тому +7

      Nice

    • @fyre_hazaard6083
      @fyre_hazaard6083 3 роки тому +9

      oh they definiteky did knowing them 🙃

    • @googleitlol6590
      @googleitlol6590 3 роки тому +17

      @@fyre_hazaard6083 And then one of them looks it up, and the other makes the surprised pikachu face when they find out it's the proper term.

    • @rett064
      @rett064 3 роки тому +6

      ollie said it and then they debated over it

    • @rett064
      @rett064 3 роки тому +1

      @@sincerecinnamon it was just a joke lol

  • @davidg2479
    @davidg2479 3 роки тому +687

    Oreo: our cookie has a creamy delicious center, and is clearly the superior product
    Hydrox: our mascot gets arrested for exposing himself on TV

  • @salmondo3451
    @salmondo3451 10 місяців тому +30

    What does Matt Patt mean when he says he’s not building his channel with his personality, I swear I watch every vid for his personality 😂❤

  • @alexwright3258
    @alexwright3258 3 роки тому +800

    Personally, I throw my whole cookie into a glass of milk, wait approximately 8 seconds, fish it out with a spoon, eat it whole, and repeat the process in a trance like state until I eventually come to realizing I need a new package of oreos.

    • @AshleyTheFighter
      @AshleyTheFighter 3 роки тому +67

      You are a genius monster

    • @Riddimensaur
      @Riddimensaur 3 роки тому +18

      I do the same except I skewer the cream part with a fork instead of using a spoon.

    • @girzim644
      @girzim644 3 роки тому +3

      Same here or I throw a few in and then dig out spoonfuls

    • @DavidYoung.04
      @DavidYoung.04 3 роки тому +13

      @@Riddimensaur eww yall are nasty i leave my oreo in the milk and after im done drinking the oreo milk i have a little treat at the bottom

    • @thehannahedieandsophiashow3410
      @thehannahedieandsophiashow3410 3 роки тому

      HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THISSSS!!!!

  • @ky1ebetts
    @ky1ebetts 3 роки тому +621

    The reason Oreo asks the question: "How do you eat your Oreo?" "Do you twist it, dunk it, etc?" is to make people subconsciously visualize eating Oreos. Advertising tactic. Makes people more likely to buy if they see themselves with the product.

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 роки тому +18

      They also include a beverage to pair with it.

    • @michellemckillop8935
      @michellemckillop8935 3 роки тому +2

      Can’t you just accept that it’s a way better cookie, all the advertising in the world doesn’t matter if the product isn’t any good. People talk.

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 роки тому +8

      @@michellemckillop8935 hydrox actually tasted similar to oreo

    • @michellemckillop8935
      @michellemckillop8935 3 роки тому +2

      @@trananbinhjerry6438 I know. Hence, what I said. Oreo sells better now bc it IS better. Of course they taste similar. They look similar too. Isn’t that the point of this video?!

    • @ky1ebetts
      @ky1ebetts 3 роки тому +7

      @@michellemckillop8935 True, but I think if we're going to talk cookies, Oreos are good but they're by far not the best. Milanos and Grandmas are better, to name 2.

  • @havenschade8174
    @havenschade8174 3 роки тому +690

    I can just imagine it at the checkout, "sir, why are you buying our entire stock of sandwich cookies?" "Oh you know, conspiracy theories and tax write offs, the usual"

    • @dykrev
      @dykrev 3 роки тому +55

      Since this channel has been going for a while now, I imagine it's more like "Ah, so it's Oreos this week?" "Yep!"

    • @realx2375
      @realx2375 3 роки тому +4

      @@dykrev lol

    • @TheTrashMobileGamer
      @TheTrashMobileGamer 3 роки тому +8

      I'm pretty sure the people at matpats local store just refer to him as the crazy nutbag or just look at him with suspicion everytime he comes in for something

    • @Walrus5
      @Walrus5 3 роки тому

      @@TheTrashMobileGamer Zygarde @ Life Orb
      Ability: Power Construct
      EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
      Adamant Nature
      - Dragon Dance
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    • @historyman9436
      @historyman9436 3 роки тому +4

      @@Walrus5 what

  • @kristenwhelchel9581
    @kristenwhelchel9581 Рік тому +22

    To keep the Oreo theories going, here's something to consider: could Oreos being "Milk's favorite cookie" have something to do with the fact that you don't need milk to make Oreos? This came to me after I saw the ingredients used to make them and I thought, 'That's unusual for a cookie,' as you would usually expect for every cookie you eat to be made with milk. Or, at least, I did anyways.

    • @Enforc3r
      @Enforc3r 8 місяців тому +2

      Also on a certain milk brand which i forgot it was like a few years ago on the label that something talking about chocolate chips being what it’s suppose to go with.
      So seems like milk doesn’t think the same about oreo.

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP 7 місяців тому +2

      Milk isn't really a thing you use to make cookies.
      To make the chocolate or chocolate flavoring, possibly. To make the creme in the middle? Probably. But for plain ol' chocolate chip cookies, there's no milk. Dairy, yes, in the form of butter; Milk, no.

    • @feliciagaffney1998
      @feliciagaffney1998 5 місяців тому +1

      You haven't made many cookies then, have you? I don't know of any that uses milk. Sugar, butter, flour, flavorings and add-ins are your basic cookie ingredients. Absolutely no milk in chocolate chip cookies. Unless you use milk chocolate chips. But semi-sweet are best.

    • @kristenwhelchel9581
      @kristenwhelchel9581 5 місяців тому +1

      @@feliciagaffney1998 The only cookies I've had experience in making in which the recipe didn't call for milk are those that are made to bake. So, it's not that I don't bake cookies often (though that is true), but rather that I've been taught that making cookies requires milk. I honestly didn't know that cookies can be made without milk until I saw the ingredients on the Oreos packet.

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 3 роки тому +5149

    I’ve never heard of Hydrox before, and I genuinely want to try them now.
    That being said, sounding like a mouthwash isn’t gonna help them

    • @vincentr.6109
      @vincentr.6109 3 роки тому +183

      I knew the brand, did not know they were the original. I'm going to look for them next time i shop.

    • @Go0fie
      @Go0fie 3 роки тому +11

      @@vincentr.6109 what if there isn't any hydrox?

    • @vincentr.6109
      @vincentr.6109 3 роки тому +54

      @@Go0fie I'll probably mope about it for 4 days and then find a new thing to feel sorry about. Seriously though, I am more or less curious to see if they sell them.

    • @LycheeLifts
      @LycheeLifts 2 роки тому +11

      well what if the secret was they actually fixed ur teeth and now we’ll never know 🤨🤨

    • @hamhamc00l87
      @hamhamc00l87 2 роки тому +12

      the name "hydrox" may cause an issue in the healthy branding

  • @shaistahasan3754
    @shaistahasan3754 3 роки тому +1006

    Oreos and hydrox: *having a feud*
    Tates bakery: let me introduce myself

    • @jovijovial
      @jovijovial 3 роки тому +7

      @Creeperawmangod me going to find where you live to get all the stuff: no let ME introduce myself 😊

    • @theimagineer3925
      @theimagineer3925 3 роки тому +5

      @Creeperawmangod Milano just sitting back and watching the chaos be like:

    • @friedbeanz3953
      @friedbeanz3953 2 роки тому +2

      @Creeperawmangod me who went back in time and destroyed the recipe: let me introduce myself

    • @friedbeanz3953
      @friedbeanz3953 2 роки тому +2

      @Creeperawmangod me who is going back in time to stop your parents from meeting: let me un-introduce you

    • @friedbeanz3953
      @friedbeanz3953 2 роки тому

      @Creeperawmangod me lighting your creeper (username) with tnt: allow death to be introduced to you

  • @michaelkelleypoetry
    @michaelkelleypoetry 3 роки тому +1414

    Hydrox should hire Food Theory as their ad rep. This video actually made me want to switch over to Hydrox just to stick it to a big corporation like Nabisco.

    • @moonlightwolf8359
      @moonlightwolf8359 3 роки тому +36

      Fucking same xD

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 3 роки тому +16

      Just wanted to point out I was the 100th like.

    • @kiano5040
      @kiano5040 3 роки тому +20

      Same. Now I’m actively looking for Hydrox

    • @ferfender007
      @ferfender007 3 роки тому +6

      This video made me buy oreo

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 3 роки тому +16

      @@ferfender007 Let me guess... You also watch movies like The Mighty Ducks and root for every other team?

  • @STARSFashionArtLove
    @STARSFashionArtLove Рік тому +70

    Never heard of Hydrox but definitely going to check them out since they are a healthier cookie than oreo🥰 Thanks!🤝💖💛💚

    • @youtubestopmakingmechangem8035
      @youtubestopmakingmechangem8035 11 місяців тому +2

      They're sold on Amazon

    • @goodtoad5233
      @goodtoad5233 9 місяців тому +1

      How much they pay you

    • @amandajohnston6915
      @amandajohnston6915 9 місяців тому

      Oreo is better

    • @michellemcintyre1997
      @michellemcintyre1997 9 місяців тому +5

      They aren't healthy... They just use different ingredients

    • @TristenSarelvun
      @TristenSarelvun 5 місяців тому +1

      @@michellemcintyre1997 Healthy and healthier are two different words. Something can be _more_ healthy than another thing while still not being "healthy" in and of itself. It's still better for you in that case.

  • @MDreamerIsBi
    @MDreamerIsBi 2 роки тому +1129

    I think my grandmother actually preferred Hydrox cookies over Oreos. I have this vague memory of her putting them into a vintage cookie jar and getting mad when I called them oreos. (Because I didn't know Hydrox existed at the time.)

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 2 роки тому +62

      Lol, that sounds like something a grandma would do. You unlocked a memory of my grandmother putting cookies and a jar when I was younger.

    • @noahyuen9299
      @noahyuen9299 Рік тому +4

      B or c

    • @Yoohowyoudoin
      @Yoohowyoudoin Рік тому +3

      How dare her 😡

    • @Relcilisity_Official
      @Relcilisity_Official Рік тому +6

      @@Yoohowyoudoin what 💀

    • @blakaeg
      @blakaeg Рік тому +3

      Oh my, your comment about grandma getting mad had me in tears lol 😂 😂 😂

  • @superpaul968
    @superpaul968 3 роки тому +475

    If I work at grocery stores, I will fight for hydrox. I will move them to the front and fight the food fight. Hail Hydrox!

    • @dustinvanish
      @dustinvanish 3 роки тому +36

      Thank you, Sonic.

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 3 роки тому +22

      They will probably think that it's a rip off of oreo and think you chose the cheaper option

    • @Savannah_Simpson
      @Savannah_Simpson 3 роки тому +10

      Hydrox taste cheap. Rip off or not. Oreos just taste better.

    • @EclipseHighroller
      @EclipseHighroller 3 роки тому +30

      @@Savannah_Simpson even if that’s the case, all hydrox just needs to do is copy Oreos recipe. Oreo won’t be able to sue as hydrox would be able to counter sue saying Oreo copied them first possibly causing Oreos to stop being produced under court order and Oreos company won’t risk losing their biggest seller. Win win for hydrox. And personally, I like the taste of hydrox more, Oreo is just way too sweet

    • @t-timevarietyvids6198
      @t-timevarietyvids6198 3 роки тому +4

      Captain america would be raging at this post lol

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 3 роки тому +564

    I’m allergic to Dairy and once ate an Oreo in front of my friends. They were horrified and asked where my epipen was. I had to laugh and tell them Oreos don’t contain dairy, and showed them the package ingredients list to prove it. They started freaking out wondering if there’s no dairy then what on earth is the cream in the middle 😂

    • @lourdthebluefoxie
      @lourdthebluefoxie 3 роки тому +48

      *W H E E Z E*

    • @shironeko1843
      @shironeko1843 3 роки тому +9

      That happened to me as well, haha

    • @cv7191
      @cv7191 3 роки тому +54

      At least you have good friends!

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 3 роки тому +48

      The initial freak-out is worth a chuckle, but the second one is absolutely hilarious.

    • @lampshade750
      @lampshade750 3 роки тому +46

      Maybe it's made out of snow....or.....ummm....CU--- im not going to finish that sentence but I'm sure some dirty minded people will figure out what i was thinking...

  • @mariomalacara6916
    @mariomalacara6916 11 місяців тому +7

    I did all of them and found each interaction very informative.

  • @kingslushie1018
    @kingslushie1018 3 роки тому +7069

    Oh boy, I can’t wait until we learn about the “secret history of Fanta” 💀.

    • @destyon9966
      @destyon9966 3 роки тому +293

      Oh boy that’s natzi gonna be good lol get it 😂

    • @Shadows_Inc
      @Shadows_Inc 3 роки тому +90

      I've been waiting for that one for quite a while.

    • @thecoolestperson6
      @thecoolestperson6 3 роки тому +39

      *sad sebee noises*

    • @payme4243
      @payme4243 3 роки тому +14

      Oh yeah

    • @manfredvonrichtofen3863
      @manfredvonrichtofen3863 3 роки тому +77

      Nothing sus about Fanta, no need for investigation 😂

  • @emerykj1830
    @emerykj1830 3 роки тому +122

    Would be neat to have an occasional episode with a bunch of mini theories that don't have enough content for a full length episode :)
    great video as always!

  • @chllve
    @chllve 3 роки тому +796

    wait i have hydrox cookies in my house but only because my mother just likes them because "offbrand stuff taste better" but now i know OREO is the offbrand cookie at this point...😭

    • @senkkella7664
      @senkkella7664 3 роки тому +13

      Do they taste the same as Oreo?

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 3 роки тому +24

      My mom is the same but with Sodas lol

    • @cindleherd-brooks3915
      @cindleherd-brooks3915 3 роки тому +43

      Just tell her that oreo is actually that knock-off

    • @cult.busterplease.dont.sni3402
      @cult.busterplease.dont.sni3402 3 роки тому +7

      @@senkkella7664 Do they taste the same as Oreo?
      THEY DIED IN 1990. I DONT WHAT WORLD THAT WIERDO IN.......

    • @senkkella7664
      @senkkella7664 3 роки тому +3

      @@cult.busterplease.dont.sni3402 What do you mean they died in 1990? What did?

  • @ashh1896
    @ashh1896 Рік тому +5

    This i never knew! I always thought hydrox was a rip off Oreos and I always wondered why my dad preferred hydrox over Oreos.

  • @littlebytes4462
    @littlebytes4462 3 роки тому +637

    "Jacob fell ill and went to Europe to recover"
    Oh you know, as you do

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 3 роки тому +13

      Is there some history I'm missing or are you saying that its just random.

    • @birb4121
      @birb4121 3 роки тому +94

      that moment when a trip to a completely different continent is much cheaper than healthcare in your country.

    • @obama2070
      @obama2070 3 роки тому +31

      @@birb4121 i just realised that you can save so much money by just going to europe for healthcare

    • @posie908
      @posie908 3 роки тому +8

      @@obama2070 Eh, the cost for citizenship might be a bit high upfront, and a few years of living there, but it should pay off.

    • @aldenc1219
      @aldenc1219 3 роки тому +3

      Y’all don’t do that

  • @sho4504
    @sho4504 3 роки тому +562

    i dont even eat oreos but ill buy hydrox just to spite them, also when i am at the grocery store ill push all the oreos to the back of the shelves and put hydrox at eye level. youre welcome hydrox!

    • @thegamingillustrator
      @thegamingillustrator 3 роки тому +48

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @daxcolon9046
      @daxcolon9046 3 роки тому +15

      Is it legal cause I wanna do it

    • @isisross4516
      @isisross4516 3 роки тому +54

      @@daxcolon9046 screw legality, some evils are necessary to eradicate bigger evils. Become the vigilante you were meant to be
      (Joke aside, as someone who works in the retail industry I can say that employees would not be happy with any of this and you might be talked to if you're caught one too many times...but I don't think it's illegal. Just very annoying since we'd be the ones to redo the shelves again and again and again. If enough people do it and it gains media attention though, then who knows? Laws are always changing.)

    • @freerobuxcheckmychannel2521
      @freerobuxcheckmychannel2521 3 роки тому

      @@thegamingillustrator heros*

    • @thegamingillustrator
      @thegamingillustrator 3 роки тому +6

      @@freerobuxcheckmychannel2521 heroes*

  • @johnthompson6374
    @johnthompson6374 2 роки тому +1734

    Hydrox has always sounded like a chemical to me. Even though it stands for basically the chemical compound of water it reminds me more of Clorox.

    • @sendoh7x
      @sendoh7x 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah sounds like a cleaner solution

    • @tailsmad8155
      @tailsmad8155 2 роки тому +37

      Sounds like Hydrogen Peroxide

    • @domonkosszabo398
      @domonkosszabo398 2 роки тому +11

      Both are delcius xD

    • @JavaBurg82
      @JavaBurg82 2 роки тому +4

      Ima d typea guy

    • @JellySandwichesAllNight
      @JellySandwichesAllNight 2 роки тому +14

      maybe thats why no one wants hydrox, because it sounds like clorax whiich sounds gross

  • @aviva42299
    @aviva42299 7 місяців тому +3

    Rewatching this episode as someone who can read and speak hebrew. I never noticed this before but at 7:37 you can see a faint line of hebrew under the word "Kashruth". For those of you who don't read hebrew, let me translate "Mat-Pat asks the Americans, what do you want?"
    Don't really understand the significance of that sentence, but I found it hilarious.

  • @SilvyReacts
    @SilvyReacts 3 роки тому +2052

    It always weirds me out how many of these older business stories involve friends or family betraying the other.

    • @sleek_ginger2881
      @sleek_ginger2881 3 роки тому +153

      It not weird that's how business's work and it's horrible but that's how the world sadly works #teamhydrox

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 3 роки тому +29

      I dunno, seems like the brother that got sick did the first betrayal.

    • @SilvyReacts
      @SilvyReacts 3 роки тому +11

      @@sleek_ginger2881
      I really have no clue what you mean. Care to explain?

    • @SilvyReacts
      @SilvyReacts 3 роки тому +84

      @@vyor8837
      Well, both betrayed each other from how it seems to me. Making big decisions without the other's knowledge is a betrayal. And the other deciding to respond by competing is also a betrayal lol.

    • @sleek_ginger2881
      @sleek_ginger2881 3 роки тому +14

      @@SilvyReacts it's not weird that business's do this because that's how they make money in the first place that's all

  • @cubaisdeath
    @cubaisdeath 3 роки тому +95

    working in a grocery store, I can say that the vendors 100% do that with their products. over fill, stock where they aren't supposed to, etc. whenever they mess up my shelf I straight up throw their product into another vendors area and let them deal with it

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox 3 роки тому +376

    I work at a grocery store and I actually can confirm that the Hydrox cookies are usually on the top shelf while the Oreos get a whole section of shelves for all their flavors of cookies.

    • @Profile_Profile_Underscore
      @Profile_Profile_Underscore 3 роки тому +7

      I mean its understandble right like its popular so it has to have a whole section for itself

    • @crossingplays2155
      @crossingplays2155 3 роки тому +28

      @@Profile_Profile_Underscore does it tho? Is it fair to the other brands that are denied shelf space because Oreo won't let them?

    • @TheGameChallenger
      @TheGameChallenger 3 роки тому +20

      @@Profile_Profile_Underscore actually no, the space on shelfs are paid for by companies, and they spend a ton of money competing for the best spot.

    • @tyrantworks9604
      @tyrantworks9604 3 роки тому +5

      @@crossingplays2155 Yes, it makes more money for the grocery store. If it sells more then make it easier to access, it's basic marketing. I'd much rather promote the #1 cookie in the world than some cookie that I don't know. Yes Hydrox came first, but modern day employees probably think it's an Oreo knockoff.

    • @lindsaygilliss9644
      @lindsaygilliss9644 3 роки тому +17

      @@TheGameChallenger So if I go to a grocery store and take ALL the OREOS and just shove them back or hide them...would the employees care? I mean it would be funny to just come in and flip them upside down and prop those Hydrox cookies in front and centre.

  • @Imnotyhatguy
    @Imnotyhatguy Місяць тому +2

    0:22 twist lick dunk

  • @randoml97
    @randoml97 3 роки тому +379

    "Even Elon Musk wouldn't name his kid Hydrox"
    2025 - "you'll never guess where Elon got new son Hydrox's name"

  • @amae4432
    @amae4432 3 роки тому +470

    Imagine the family reunions (if there were any) between the two brothers, must be awkward.

    • @thinemuther4031
      @thinemuther4031 3 роки тому +59

      Thanksgiving:
      "I Brought My Hydrox Cookies!"
      "I Brought My Oreo Cookies"
      >:( ):

    • @Arvern
      @Arvern 3 роки тому +17

      Oh my! You brought Oreos! From your amazing brand! Amazing! And oh, hydrox! Nice of you... (I guess)

    • @Ryan-pg1tw
      @Ryan-pg1tw 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe you should express yourself more respectful

  • @marioreyes2743
    @marioreyes2743 3 роки тому +859

    If you go missing then we know who is responsible. Stay safe Mat

    • @Redmongoose-rdm
      @Redmongoose-rdm 3 роки тому +32

      Over 2 million people on this channel alone. Mat got a army of people around the world. Just get them to bust into stores at night and take all the cookies out the store set them on fire until they give him back. Lol

    • @ghgyuyu2962
      @ghgyuyu2962 3 роки тому +2

      Footage from inside the factory itself ua-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/v-deo.html

    • @cartersettimi7911
      @cartersettimi7911 3 роки тому +1

      @@Redmongoose-rdm plus the 13 mil and the 2 mil and the 9mil you will get 24mil so we will win ez

    • @emeraldmidas5857
      @emeraldmidas5857 3 роки тому +4

      Well technically we won’t he has angered a lot of people probably

    • @jestermalicdem3839
      @jestermalicdem3839 3 роки тому

      @@ghgyuyu2962 Why..... WHY..... WHY!!!!!!!

  • @probablyajaegerist7300
    @probablyajaegerist7300 Рік тому +3

    I would honestly try Hydrox, but the fact that it sounds like an “under the sink kind of cleaner” genuinely scares me

  • @kikaioshin6700
    @kikaioshin6700 3 роки тому +274

    So if Oreos are a ripoff of Hydrox that means when I eat Negrescos I'm eating a ripoff of a ripoff?

    • @angelco.961
      @angelco.961 3 роки тому +45

      Rip-ception

    • @Lili-wy8iq
      @Lili-wy8iq 3 роки тому +8

      @@angelco.961 that’s a good one 😂

    • @angelco.961
      @angelco.961 3 роки тому +5

      @Lili Thx!

    • @philippberry4900
      @philippberry4900 3 роки тому

      @Rubberbandballgaming
      Twist and shouts taste better and are less expensive. So there’s that.

    • @Divinity223
      @Divinity223 3 роки тому

      How I know you are not a rip off

  • @Talonflamez
    @Talonflamez 3 роки тому +325

    this still doesn't make me think twice before destroying an entire pack of Oreos.

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 3 роки тому +225

    Nestlé deserves an exposé video and MatPat with his wide audience is a really good candidate.

  • @SaraRahman-qn6gr
    @SaraRahman-qn6gr 15 днів тому

    Happy birthday to your son ❤❤🎉🎉 also i love the Nara Smith voice 😍

  • @tsukinoke7379
    @tsukinoke7379 3 роки тому +252

    I never thought that i would like to learn about the history of food more than playing video games

  • @mike80sfan
    @mike80sfan 2 роки тому +702

    How did Matpat not cover the lawsuit? Oreo actually sued Hydrox for copyright infringement. Even though Hydrox proved they came out first from two different sources still lost and had to pay Oreo a cut of its profit.

  • @songofshadow5043
    @songofshadow5043 3 роки тому +350

    I just had to pause for that "Ohhh" moment when I found out "Nabisco" is short for "National Biscuit Company." It's not so blindingly obvious that I should have figured it out by now, but it is something that I have wondered in the past. Thank you for that knowledge.

  • @elizabeth-y6e6f
    @elizabeth-y6e6f 9 місяців тому +2

    this was riveting. if we can get a movie about the drama behind tetris, we should get an oreo vs hydrox movie.

  • @gnsgns2006
    @gnsgns2006 3 роки тому +311

    I want to give u a fun fact- in 7:38 in the video matpat starts talking about kosher food, and under the word "kahsruth" is a sentence in Hebrew, that translates to "mat- pat asked americans, what do you want". I live in Israel, and thats fucking hilarious and also shows how much time and work the team puts into the video. Congrats, u earned the like on my behalf.

    • @nataly26
      @nataly26 3 роки тому +12

      תמיד כיף למצוא ישראלים בתגובות!!

    • @LillyValentineFGC
      @LillyValentineFGC 3 роки тому +10

      @@nataly26 אני לגמרי מסכימה, לא ציפיתי למצוא ישראלים בפוד תיאורי חחחחחח

    • @amirgao7868
      @amirgao7868 3 роки тому +5

      יאפ, זה ממש נחמד שהוא בכוונה שחרר את הפרק הזה בפסח, הבן אדם והצוות שלו גאונים

    • @juicylemon_
      @juicylemon_ 3 роки тому +3

      חשבתי שיהיו פחות ישראלים אבל טעיתי :)

    • @jexim_kymaria
      @jexim_kymaria 3 роки тому +6

      That sounds hilarious, but I don't think I understand the sentence. what does it mean by "ashed"?

  • @MrMitchbow
    @MrMitchbow 3 роки тому +257

    Jacob: I don’t appreciate you turning our company into a cookie company, therefore I’m leaving the company and restarting my own so I can have a company separate from what you’ve made of ours.
    Jacob: starts a second cookie company

  • @howiebeats9588
    @howiebeats9588 3 роки тому +185

    This channel has over 10 people creating each episode lol. It's literally like an entire production team.

  • @mjarvis2131
    @mjarvis2131 Рік тому +1

    there is SO MUCH LORE in JUST the intro to food theory that should be talked about on film theory

  • @aeghf4711
    @aeghf4711 3 роки тому +509

    *I can eat a whole row of Oreos and cry afterwards knowing that the serving size is Three Cookies.*

    • @brogcookie6407
      @brogcookie6407 3 роки тому +14

      Me too, kid, me too

    • @bluepawwarriors4038
      @bluepawwarriors4038 3 роки тому +5

      Same here.

    • @Okceg_
      @Okceg_ 3 роки тому +13

      *well...its actually t w o.*

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 3 роки тому +4

      I was about to put you on r/boneappletea but as soon as I clicked on your comment it was edited to be correct ;-;

    • @aeghf4711
      @aeghf4711 3 роки тому +6

      @@sincerecinnamon if you wanna know why I had a realization that I misspelled "Afterwards" with "After words". So I felt dumb. But thank you.

  • @iamliterallyme
    @iamliterallyme 3 роки тому +239

    "Darkness without light is an abyss
    light without darkness is blinding
    you cannot have a coin with one side"
    -Random internet user about which part of the Oreo is better

  • @Midytheimp
    @Midytheimp 3 роки тому +663

    At my Walmart, Hydrox is actually placed at the end of the coffee aisle and is stocked by the Walmart employees, a full 22 aisles away from Oreo. That way Oreo has NO say in where it goes

    • @Momoney1556
      @Momoney1556 2 роки тому +24

      At my Walmart that I work at we apparently don’t sell them at all

    • @Midytheimp
      @Midytheimp 2 роки тому +23

      @@Momoney1556 I wonder if it’s a regional thing? o:

    • @Midytheimp
      @Midytheimp 2 роки тому +7

      @@ROB-cj4kq Mine carries all three. Hydrox is just 22 aisles away from them.

    • @HazbinBrainRot
      @HazbinBrainRot 2 роки тому +3

      Nice

    • @cintylou72
      @cintylou72 2 роки тому +2

      @@Midytheimp Me to

  • @Js_making_content
    @Js_making_content 6 місяців тому +4

    Almost 3 years ago this was the first video that made me find matpat its crazy that he's gone...

  • @themonocleguy371
    @themonocleguy371 3 роки тому +428

    I actually feel bad for Hydrox, they came up with this good product and got completely ripped off, and they were brothers too!

  • @reagank.2268
    @reagank.2268 3 роки тому +156

    A few months ago my dad bought some hydrox cookies by accident. When I saw them, I was like “This is an obvious knock off of Oreo!” Lol

    • @ShadowsandCityLights
      @ShadowsandCityLights 3 роки тому +29

      Little did you know! It was just the opposite. 😈

    • @boyanpetrov1683
      @boyanpetrov1683 3 роки тому +24

      If only you knew, at least your dad bought the better version

  • @Xyb3rAnims
    @Xyb3rAnims 3 роки тому +232

    the product in the next isle next to the cookie isle be like: "Ey bro you hear anything?" "Probably just Hydrox and oreo fighting again"

  • @Turtleboygaming123
    @Turtleboygaming123 Рік тому +2

    Matpat has ruined Oreos for me I will never see Oreos the same again

  • @spongeintheshoe
    @spongeintheshoe 3 роки тому +139

    I was watching this video on the living room TV (while eating Oreos), and my mom commented on how for so much of her life she'd thought that Hydrox was the knockoff brand, and how surprised she'd been when she found out that it was the other way around.

  • @rootbeerguy690
    @rootbeerguy690 3 роки тому +503

    Well, today I learned that one of history's greatest sibling rivalries is between the makers of Oreo and Hydrox

    • @SpahGaming
      @SpahGaming 3 роки тому +3

      blutarch and redmond mann...

    • @oliverbarclay7227
      @oliverbarclay7227 3 роки тому

      wow 2 h ago

    • @littlepuppy120
      @littlepuppy120 3 роки тому

      I though you were gonna say oreos and wheelies for some reason lol. I think it's because they're pretty similar

    • @Slayer_Of_Gardora
      @Slayer_Of_Gardora 3 роки тому +2

      Did I really just get flashed by a cookie?

    • @iichxrrie3401
      @iichxrrie3401 3 роки тому +4

      And I thought it was between Puma and Adidas

  • @cynthmcgpoet
    @cynthmcgpoet 3 роки тому +100

    Food placement on retail shelves is definitely a cutthroat business. My former employer had me work closely with a rep from a leading candy company. During Halloween, we were told to literally bury the competition on endcaps and floor displays. Now that's an interesting story.

    • @CosmicSquid.
      @CosmicSquid. 3 роки тому

      You had 69 likes, but I ruined it
      😎

    • @cynthmcgpoet
      @cynthmcgpoet 3 роки тому

      @@CosmicSquid. big whoop.

  • @llamagaming384
    @llamagaming384 Рік тому +5

    I dunk the entire thing in milk for 30 seconds to a minute and eat that soggy deliciousness in one bite

    • @treefrog101
      @treefrog101 8 місяців тому

      I love it too but we have to not call it soggy 😅

  • @Nube-Gamer
    @Nube-Gamer 3 роки тому +311

    0:53
    “MatPat, why do you wanna ruin my childhood”
    Me: This man not only MADE my childhood, he also SMARTENED IT!

  • @saiylilakhkar8402
    @saiylilakhkar8402 3 роки тому +226

    "Tate's bake shop" Literally all i could think about was how tasty they are

  • @darkbert
    @darkbert 3 роки тому +628

    Fun fact: Oreo's are not "cookies" in all their legal documents, they call the outside bits "Base cakes"

  • @jar3avgamer864
    @jar3avgamer864 10 місяців тому +1

    this video was the first that i watched from the Theorist channels amazing

  • @Juicylemon81
    @Juicylemon81 3 роки тому +773

    Can’t wait to go to Walmart and see someone trying to find hydrox like: oh a fellow theorist

    • @literal.loogie
      @literal.loogie 3 роки тому +43

      Oh my god same pfp, hello friend

    • @p.v7098
      @p.v7098 3 роки тому +4

      Well good luck

    • @AshleyTheFighter
      @AshleyTheFighter 3 роки тому +5

      "So are you going to buy a box of oreos aswell?"

    • @K9TheFirst1
      @K9TheFirst1 3 роки тому +17

      Heck, I didn't even wait to finish the episode before I opened up Amazon and looked up Hydrox.

    • @23xd50
      @23xd50 3 роки тому +1

      I'll be there

  • @Larfty
    @Larfty 3 роки тому +365

    Haven’t had Oreos in a while but this is making me really want to get some Hydrox

  • @hamburgermat
    @hamburgermat 3 роки тому +90

    I never realized how the little Oreo became the main villain to hydrox and pushed it off to the edge of the market business, I will never see Oreo the same ever again

    • @VoxFelix
      @VoxFelix 3 роки тому +1

      Lol same, now i gotta research if hydrox is available in my country.

    • @trisk902
      @trisk902 3 роки тому

      I’m disappointed 😔

  • @frankroquemore4946
    @frankroquemore4946 Рік тому

    You know I instinctively fastforwarded through the intro because that’s what I always do on UA-cam, but then I was like “wait what am I doing, I love this intro” and reminded to make sure I watched it 😅 y’all are great

  • @amy-ld4pe
    @amy-ld4pe 3 роки тому +357

    i’d just like to say that I went grocery shopping with ONE THING ON THE LIST, I told my mom about every scam they have to offer, and we still walked out with 7 items

    • @placeholder_009
      @placeholder_009 3 роки тому +12

      What is she supposed to do? Not feed her family?

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 роки тому +1

      big f

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 3 роки тому +20

      @@placeholder_009 I dont think they meant that, they literally went in for one thing so I dont think that one and only thing would be food, maybe soap or a small item they forgot they didnt have

    • @moonlitxangel5771
      @moonlitxangel5771 3 роки тому +24

      @@placeholder_009 The point is that grocery store marketing is manipulative. They went in for ONE thing. That means they had a list (even though technically not a list since it was just one thing) and came out with 6 things that they didn't need.
      Walk through your local grocery store and go to the cereal aisle. I guarantee things like Cap'n Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Reese's Puffs, etc (those unhealthy breakfast cereals kids like) are closer to the bottom/eye level while healthier stuff (Life, Cheerios, Special K, etc) are closer to the top. Why? Cuz kids are short so those unhealthy cereals geared towards kids are at eye levels for kids.
      A lot of stuff is this way and it's purposefully set up that way in grocery stores. Right down to those cheap candies and mints at the checkout line. Cuz then you have to wait while the temptation of your favorite candy bar is right there and it's only like a dollar so why not? That's the point amy was trying to make.

    • @chriskatz2355
      @chriskatz2355 3 роки тому +3

      I buy what I need and get out. I don't buy anything I don't want to buy period.

  • @mammaluigi22
    @mammaluigi22 3 роки тому +129

    This is probably my favorite episode of Food Theory so far. This is such an entertaining way to learn about modern day companies and their past. I literally would have never known that about Oreo.

    • @Sakachi18
      @Sakachi18 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed. He should just make a series of videos like this delving into food companies pasts. Also, I love your name, but you should really be using the cartoon Luigi as your pic. XD

    • @699why.5
      @699why.5 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't even know about hydrox but now we must DEFEAT OREO

    • @Guy-cb1oh
      @Guy-cb1oh 3 роки тому +1

      @@699why.5 Hail Hydrox!

    • @Sakachi18
      @Sakachi18 3 роки тому

      @@699why.5 That will be tough, oreo doesn't just make cookies after all. They make ice cream and everything too.

  • @mnchnim1004
    @mnchnim1004 3 роки тому +707

    "Healthier alternative to Oreo" idk man, I don't really eat Oreos for my health...

    • @っっ-o6y
      @っっ-o6y 3 роки тому +47

      *less* unhealthier

    • @astedroid
      @astedroid 3 роки тому +2

      The Finnish "Domino" by Fazer 😂😂😂😂 (as a Finn..)

    • @michaellyndon6982
      @michaellyndon6982 3 роки тому +8

      "More natural" would have been better...

    • @omaribrahim9290
      @omaribrahim9290 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @booboobunny5655
      @booboobunny5655 3 роки тому

      I do, that’s why I eat Annie’s more than other snacks. They all have crap in them.

  • @Tru-Unknown
    @Tru-Unknown 8 місяців тому +1

    Today marks the 3 year anniversary of this video.

  • @TimelessWonderOfficial
    @TimelessWonderOfficial 3 роки тому +1067

    Hydrox is such a badass name. I prefer saying "I'm gonna go take some *hydrox* " than "I'm going to eat 30 cookies."

    • @1_n_only_vic
      @1_n_only_vic 3 роки тому +77

      Makes it sound like u trying to smuggle some weed😂

    • @thegamingmind1245
      @thegamingmind1245 3 роки тому +104

      @@1_n_only_vic Lmao Hydrox sounds like something a whole lot stronger than weed

    • @Diana_Perez9641
      @Diana_Perez9641 3 роки тому +3

      @@1_n_only_vic Cookie

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah, don't change the name. The kids today would totally go for Hydrox rather than Oreo.
      Oreo is such a "milk-drinker" of a name xD

    • @blackhawk7274
      @blackhawk7274 3 роки тому +10

      Or better, I'm going to eat THE HYDROX.
      Or just "Hydrox". Simple and ambiguous.

  • @drawingbluejay7938
    @drawingbluejay7938 3 роки тому +726

    Who else doesn't actually have their childhood ruined by these theories? Personally I can still enjoy the original material when watching, playing or eating and geek out to the theories afterwards.

  • @billg3986
    @billg3986 3 роки тому +132

    Hey guys let’s be honest with ourselves. If we all saw those 2 ads for Oreo and hydrox today, we’d go to sleep thinking about where to buy hydrox cookies.

    • @tylarjackson7928
      @tylarjackson7928 3 роки тому +7

      Well yeah, but there was like 30 years between those two commercials. One aired in the 50's, and the other in the 80's.

    • @somerando5814
      @somerando5814 3 роки тому

      I ate them once ruined Oreos for me Oreos taste nasty and just like sugar hydrox tastes like a bakery item

  • @lukefalconer661
    @lukefalconer661 Місяць тому

    That Oreos commercial is killer marketing! 10/10!

  • @Jai-jn7te
    @Jai-jn7te 3 роки тому +169

    That hydrox ad is greatest advertisement in history and will succeed in making buy hydrox if it still exists

    • @bryancurdi451
      @bryancurdi451 3 роки тому +18

      The Hydrox commercial really makes me wants Hydrox, I hate Oreo cookies now, they can go in the trash, Hydrox, looks like it's more creamy, and more delicious.

    • @bluezircon1432
      @bluezircon1432 3 роки тому +3

      @@bryancurdi451 I don’t know if this is a joke but on the off chance that it isn’t, I’ll save you some time by letting you know that they taste almost the exact same as an Oreo except much less artificial sweetener.

    • @bryancurdi451
      @bryancurdi451 3 роки тому +2

      @@bluezircon1432 I mean I dont really care I just said that Oreos are trash as kind of a joke, but hey thank you I guess, but I have to say what I said about the cream is and kind of isnt it a joke it does look good, and I think it's nice you are doing your own experiment.

  • @Miko_Hanamori
    @Miko_Hanamori 3 роки тому +91

    When Mat said "I'm not trying", I was genuinely scared, since most of the stuff he tells us is TERRIFYING

    • @mrstein4170
      @mrstein4170 3 роки тому +1

      If you need to know,he takes a long time gathering up all this information,just to entertain us.If you’re not going to say anything nice,please leave.

    • @GDNashit
      @GDNashit 3 роки тому

      @@mrstein4170 also, it's probably true, there's a reason no one really knows about it

  • @julielatorre
    @julielatorre 3 роки тому +460

    now when i go to the store: mom, can we go to the cookie section i wanna look at something

  • @mxngaka
    @mxngaka 9 місяців тому +1

    actually, MatPat, for me it's e) Dip it in water then drink the crumb filled water afterwards. Yum

  • @enderslice8378
    @enderslice8378 3 роки тому +142

    Imagine someone seeing Hydrox in the supermarket and says "Just a stupid oreo ripoff"

    • @danzjz3923
      @danzjz3923 3 роки тому +12

      people definitely do that

    • @deltaprobably
      @deltaprobably 3 роки тому +4

      @@danzjz3923 yeah, sadly...

    • @Alexis-fo1su
      @Alexis-fo1su 3 роки тому

      I did see that and I showed them this video(yes I stood there for 16 minutes) and then they ran off to nowhere

  • @doodleproductions7552
    @doodleproductions7552 3 роки тому +85

    The fact that MatPat mentioned FoodTheory choosing the recommendation bar and all my recommendations are other food theory videos either confirms that I'm addicted to this channel or another... food theory.

  • @colsanders7571
    @colsanders7571 3 роки тому +178

    What would happen if I were to eat an Oreo cookie on a pony? Would I have the most fun in the world? Would I create a singularity from the sheer amount of fun?

    • @Cozmikazi
      @Cozmikazi 3 роки тому +11

      You would end happiness as a whole, and only sadness, fear, hatred, and other vile things will exist. And a true monopolistic world shall begin.

    • @superpork1superboy771
      @superpork1superboy771 3 роки тому +11

      Its all fun and games until you start choking on the cookies

    • @elnillu9056
      @elnillu9056 3 роки тому +3

      You would discover the ultra instinct of happiness

    • @netkat7486
      @netkat7486 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cozmikazi is that what happened? i was wondering why 2020 happened....

    • @bananabro1010
      @bananabro1010 3 роки тому +1

      You’d create a rift in the universe and tear the very fabric of reality

  • @Chloetwiliy
    @Chloetwiliy 3 місяці тому +1

    Me: eating Oreos while watching the video. Me: spitting out my Oreos after watching the video.

  • @ubiquitousflow
    @ubiquitousflow 3 роки тому +224

    My mom worked for Nabisco in the 90s, and even she didn't know the full history of these cookies!

  • @twiddle10000
    @twiddle10000 3 роки тому +164

    I didn’t think an episode could cover both business and religion at the same time but this show always surprises you.

  • @The_Jho
    @The_Jho 3 роки тому +256

    “And sometimes I dream about your garlic bread” that’s how you know he’s being honest

  • @misshammanpie
    @misshammanpie Рік тому

    I listen to this video on my walk to work everyday. I have no idea why. It scratches this weird brain itch I didn't know was there until I watched it(this and the chex video)

  • @aperson4734
    @aperson4734 3 роки тому +179

    When I was little Oreos were the reason I gained like 20 pounds in a month and now I can’t eat them without feeling guilty

  • @JonLeung1
    @JonLeung1 Рік тому +213

    As much as I love Oreo, I will now buy some Hydrox if I ever happen to see them. Now I see I will probably have to really look for them, though. That seems really wrong to be able to dictate how store shelves are arranged, especially that of competitors. That really should be up to the store.

    • @marybethbizzle
      @marybethbizzle Рік тому

      I agree!!!!

    • @ajsan5841
      @ajsan5841 Рік тому +6

      why not push the oreos back and put the hydrox in its place ?😈

    • @pamelaminor696
      @pamelaminor696 Рік тому +1

      I always wondered why stores had such huge Oreo displays! Also wondered why other products were put up on the top shelf. I'm short & would have to work hard to get to them.Sometimes I'd give up b/c of the hassle. I want to try Hydrox now. Didn't know they're the healthier Oreo.

    • @johnturki2634
      @johnturki2634 Рік тому

      It technically is. They just give the right to tell them how to set it up to the highest bidder

  • @rosemali3022
    @rosemali3022 3 роки тому +104

    You should do a serious theory on Nestle. Particularly what they did to babies in the 80s, and you could also teach us about how many companies are owned by them.

    • @NicholeParker
      @NicholeParker 3 роки тому +7

      This is a great idea

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 роки тому +1

      What did they do to babies?

    • @bananabus.
      @bananabus. 3 роки тому +1

      @@rebeccacummings6697 good question

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 роки тому +1

      @@bananabus. 🤔 oh, duh, Rowntree put babies in their chocolate and named it rolos, then nestle bought the company, nestle proceeded to double the amount of baby in the chocolate.

    • @jonyvelazquezescobar2536
      @jonyvelazquezescobar2536 3 роки тому

      @@rebeccacummings6697 LITERAL BABIES IN CHOCOLATE

  • @RedRock-kr7sc
    @RedRock-kr7sc 4 місяці тому +1

    Love this but kinda wished MatPat stated that the cookie design on Oreo was a bunch of demonic ritual stuff and that the dude who made Oreo's killed his own brother...

  • @Lord_Falcon
    @Lord_Falcon 3 роки тому +116

    I dehydrate, crumble them into a fine powder then dilute into a solution to inject directly into my veins. Gives you that toddler level sugar high every time.

    • @macaroniman8133
      @macaroniman8133 3 роки тому +2

      Option E?

    • @webaccount167
      @webaccount167 3 роки тому +5

      makes you feel that energy you had before the education systems crippels it down to 0

    • @JubbJubb_
      @JubbJubb_ 3 роки тому +1

      No way, me too!

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 3 роки тому

      Reading this made my veins hurt

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +217

    Oreos: Dark secrets
    Me, who's eating 2 bags of oreos: This will be a dunk of a treat

    • @LostRebound
      @LostRebound 3 роки тому

      More like what have eating!!! Nooooooooooooo

    • @ish030
      @ish030 3 роки тому +1

      I just ate oreo wth

    • @sophiamoran5435
      @sophiamoran5435 3 роки тому

      ig your more of a d kind of person then

    • @dejane5042
      @dejane5042 3 роки тому

      I wanna get Oreos but it's too late👍😔🔫

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 3 роки тому

      keinosaurus get hydrox

  • @parke6704
    @parke6704 3 роки тому +330

    I love how this guy gets sick and says, “I’m going to Europe for a while.”

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 3 роки тому +14

      You know, if he hadn't gotten sick, I don't think ANY of this would've happened...

    • @SCREW_TITLES
      @SCREW_TITLES 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah I’m sick TIME TO GO TO EUROPE

    • @YTM100
      @YTM100 3 роки тому +22

      Ngl looking at America's hospital bills I wont blame the guy

    • @airanuva
      @airanuva 3 роки тому +7

      Reasons for this were actually due to pollution. Europe generally had less factories filling the skies with smoke, so the people were generally healthier. People leaving the US to go on holiday in Europe would feel healthier, and attribute it to the location, rather than the root cause of polution.

    • @dasikakn
      @dasikakn 3 роки тому

      This trend may start up again for the moderately wealthy on upwards. The new American feudalism is in full play.

  • @Hello-CE0
    @Hello-CE0 11 місяців тому +1

    12:00 That actually happened. Ted Bundy did it. He also proposed to his wife while doing so, and because of some law in Florida, they were legally obliged to be married.