every time russia speaks in hetalia (dub)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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✪ INCLUDES EVERYTHING FROM: hetalia: axis powers, hetalia: world series, hetalia: paint it white, hetalia: beautiful world, & hetalia: world twinkle
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“Also she’s poor, so those are real” S a v a g e
I always crack up at that one. 😂
When you're a woman, and you think think it's funny...
@akida Everyone is so quick to call me a hypocrite for thinking shit like that is funny.
akida ummm her * cough cough * breasts... * cough *
T I m e s t a m p ?
"Sorry, I'm late. I had to kill tanks with my bare hands."
I'll use that one next time.
When you are late for a lesson and apologize to the teacher like that🌚
AARON WENG My version was a bit different but it is at 11:46
@Chris TheHistoryExpert Well, for starters, I’d personally find it funny if the other people at whatever OP arrives late to actually bought that story and started freaking.
I never realized how much I loved his voice aahhh
He also does the voice of Kyo Sohma in Fruits Basket. The voices are so different it blows my mind
Nice prof pic :)
Viktor from Yuri on Ice as well
@@Sofia-T aaahh thanks :] 💕
He also does the English dub voice for Lau from Black Butler
Always loved how Germany is loud and angry but not that dark a character. Meanwhile Russia is soft spoken and chill but the things he said are the words of a psychopath xD
:)
@@marpin4027 :)
@@minor669 (:
@@arschkopp4592 >:)
@@arschkopp4592 :)
"There's plenty of snow on the ground, it'll break my fall because it's soft." 10/10 logic right there, folks.
He comes out with a broken leg. That man is legend.
There are cases when people survived falling in the snow from a height of several thousand meters. For example, Ivan Mikhailovich Chissov.
@@user-mc4ps9ik9f Just googled him. Pretty hardcore guy!
Its Russia, do you really expect him to die that easily?
Whether it's anime or real life, anything Russian is Russian and possible and impossible for then
Mabye Russia is chubby because he eats the endings and England's arrows...
And he sits on me
@@birbenthusiast6716 who?
Oh Canada rip
He’s just big boned, and also quite muscular
Yes Himaruya confirmes it in his comic wheres italy had ti hugs other nations and he says that Rusiq looks soft but his hard as a rock
I'M RUSSIAN AND LET ME SAY THIS DUB IS A TREASURE I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTER SO MANY TIMES AHH
God, I have been almost 10 years in this fandom and I still love Ivan and this dub is just .. perfect!
how about me im lithuanian
How do you go about getting a polar bear to stop nawing on one's head?
Christy Tipps That’s a question that we may never get the answer to.
@@aziraphaleangel-22 no way, put up with it
Two of my friends were born in Russia, but they came to America when they were itty bitty. Sent this to them for a good laugh and we peed our pants.
*Category: News and Politics*
Me: I mean you’re not wrong...
Sent this to my friends for a good laugh.
О, эта пассивная агрессия, он просто солнышко.
Правда сейчас он в стадии активной агрессии)
@@hessnail2799 насильно причиняет дружбу магической трубой боли
@@hessnail2799 Босс заставляет
Слава Советской Армии !
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@@hessnail2799 печально
first of all, russia content? in my 2020? yes please
and god i love him what
just give me peace and tranquility.
@Geor Dzee slay
Russia and Victor share a VA and I can’t help imagining a Hetalia YOI crossover... it’s making me laugh way too hard...
The Cat Lady wait *what*
Lexus Bearpaw which Yuri?
I ALWAYS KNEW VICTOR'S VOICE SOUNDED FAMILIAR OMG
oH My gOd I hear it
That's why I can't watch the yuri on ice dubbed lmao
"After a little genocide"
Ah-
После геноцида который мы устроим мы будем пить водку, материться и прыгать в снег
spasiba priviet j'mapelle guten tag
Nobody:
Russia: a little *GENOCIDE*
That's Russia for ya
*fukawa has entered the chat*
Ur an uncultured swine if u dont get the joke
I think British and American have done the most
@@apei281 You know you could have just Googled it, right? The top three killers in the world are Mao Zedong (China), Jospeh Stalin (Russia), and Adolf Hitler. America and England don't even come close.
just a little bit of genocide not too much
my husband
yes
Belarus, we know that's a fake account youngish lady
I don't mind being your husband Gil ^J^
we shall be wed at dawn
“People hate each other quietly”
“No one suspects it because of my cute face”
“Also she’s poor, so those are real”
“When I was young, my only friend was a yak”
“The snow will break my fall”
“Kill kill kill kill kill....”
“This won’t do, it’s stupid and ugly”
“Man, I feel a little sad”
“Go away”
“I’m so nervous”
“I am joking, you do what I say because I win”
“That’s a cute dog”
“I’m going to do fighting”
“I don’t like it”
“Never show enemy the fear”
“I would like to be going now”
“If you die, I will smile”
“Magic metal pipe of pain”
**Laughs murderously**
“Russia Cat”
“I had to kill tanks with my bare hands”
“Would you like me to make your gums bleed?”
“I will do daily routine now”
I’m starting to think I should’ve been Russian
I know I'm late but...
*Same*
Don't forget
"do not touch me"
”Ah, hello stranger”
11:59 Lmao me
aged very nicely
Why is he exactly like my cat tho? Big, has no idea he can sometimes shred my hand, and only desires love and friends
Exactly like my lovey maine coon too :>
"She's poor so those are real" acctually killed me
Same 😭 hetalia is so clever with their humor
Dont worry, I'll come to your funeral
Fun fact the soviet union actually considered dropping airborne soldiers into deep snow because there wasn't enough silk in Russia to make parachutes.
classic.
I mean...it's a plan
But did that work tho???
@@soulslvr9562 as far as i can tell the tests did not have satisfactory results so the idea was scrapped
@@MrAwsomenoob darn.... Snow cannonballs sound so much fun
When I say "not all men", I mean exclusively Ivan Braginsky.
yeah.
Thats both sexist and aging like milk lol.
@@chestnut4860 nah because he's an anime character
@@chestnut4860 why does someone being "sexist" towards men matter lol
@@redhasrisen read that back in your head, but replace men with women and think a little on how demeaning it is to have it ingrained into you by society that you have no problems and if you do, you can't even cry about it until they start making you bleed profusely
This is criminally short.
Господи, как же я кайфую от его английской озвучки, как же шикарно передан русский акцент:D
@@user-ke9sh4xg8f это английский
@@imajoketoyou3956 В названии написано
@@user-ke9sh4xg8f В названии написано название аниме "Хеталия"
@@user-ke9sh4xg8f это английский
This is English
@Дария Батырханова Though, when he’s actually speaking Russian, it’s completely distorted by English accent (showing that the voice actor had no idea of, how Russian is actually pronounced, and just read some average transcriptions); and the translations are sometimes just plain wrong; like, how ”Дед Мороз” gets translated as: ”Father Frost”, instead of *_”GRANDfather_* Frost” (which is the standard translation; though, I would still prefer: ”Grandfather Freeze”, since I associate the word: ”Frost” with hoarfrost/white frost or rime).
“Besides I hide a dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face. An evil secret. When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound you into dust.”
Most relatable line I’ve ever heard. Ever.
Same
Yes it's very relatable, except for the sweet face part
I look like a drunk donkey
Not relatable to me unless you're a psychopath... 🤔
👁👁
so relateable. Smacked a classmate with a bag full of stones because she is annoying ❤️
you really actually did this, i am crying
:)!
10:09 I just have one thing to say "IT`S ALL YOUR UNAWESOME FAULT PRUSSIA" damnit Russia was such a sweet boy
Russia: MAgiC MeTAl PiPE of PAIn!!
Estonia: *shrieks*
10:51
Your profile pic is reaction
For one second i read Shrek🤨📸
didnt he say pay wait
Hey I like this guy
😂👌
Nice
You should have treated him better, comrade.
Wait why are you here-
Здравия желаю, товарищ Сталин 😉 🇷🇺
How much this man remains me of the Russians I’ve met in my life honestly scares me. Especially my Russian art teacher, her sassy humor was magnificent.
dude were she pretty?
Да мы такие
I almost taught English online to kids there. My recruiter, I'll never forget her. As nice and fantastic as she was, she had no filter sometimes; she wanted me to fully finish my degree, so to say so, she said "I don't hire stupid people that don't care about their education." As patient as she was, I got the impression that she did not screw around, and she probably turned into the boogeyman if anyone stepped way out of line. But I will never forget her.
Russia was my very first favourite Hetalia character. His voice actor was actually the reason I found Hetalia so Russia has a very unique place in my heart, even if he isn’t a favourite anymore.
*"Would you like for me to make your gums bleed?"*
I never heard someone sound so polite yet so threatening 😂
I wonder if this points to the fact of history that dental hygiene used to be an issue there and Russia could easily intervene Chinese products of tooth past shipments because China listens to Russia during that time line in history.
I don’t know about right now in modern politics; but yeah. Very interesting how they take the show and how deeply thought out it is for that reason. Maybe I’m looking way to deep into it also.
Oh and now tooth paste is being made and produced in the UK and India instead of China at the moment so now they couldn’t make the gums bleed even if they wanted to prevent dental hygiene products from getting to the country.
Toothpaste made in the UK and India is superior to United States or Chinese tooth paste right now. And I find all this super interesting. Apologies for creating a paragraph of a comment on your 2y old comment.
"Im Russian i know everything about snow, well see you around."
*"V O D K AAAAAAA-"*
Водкааа
"Do not touch me."
Hi feliks ^^
@@xalciaqx9026 Hello!!
The iconic line 😂 11:59-12:01
@@lanstar07 PFFTRJDJDJD
@@scout3038 Am I wrong for saying that line's iconic tho? 😅😂🤣
He's like a big, loveable (intimidating), teddy bear that only wants everyone's love and affection ☺️ he's so adorable 🥰
“People hate each other quietly.”
Well dear Russia, not in the USA.
We yell and shoot each other.
Edit: I did not expect this many likes, and also, don’t go to the replies, we get political down there.
We also just throw things at each other. Isn't living in America fun?
Hehehehe thats rightt *laughs in yee-haw*
This is why I rarely leave my house. To avoid getting hit by stray bullets or random things being thrown.
Mari Uchiha
Exactly, especially now.
I’m Asian American, and I swear, I now have a fear of people at the supermarket.
Lecture them on American freedom.
1:38 Russia is Kristoff confirmed
eh russia's close enough to norway i guess
Russia as Kristoff, SOMEONE DO FANART-
I just really love Russia, he's my favourite (+Belarus too, she's just very interesting to me), I love it when he speaks Russian because as a Croatian, I can understand with ease, It's fun when Slavs can understand each other lmao
omg yooo ur country is so cool, have you checked out yugotalia??
@@romalea yesss I have! I also have an Instagram account where I post fanart of the ex-yu countries (nyo versions because I dislike the way I draw boys :'D)
@@zamisljeneruze4978 gimme ur acc i'll follow :O
@@romalea ooo my acc is yugo.ide, I'll follow you back too!
@@zamisljeneruze4978 a real Croatian catholic hate serbs
"I wonder when things started changing between us, I remember we used to be so close" - Russia about Ukraine and Belarus
Im crying т.т
*"After a little genocide, that is."*
I just noticed how Russia's voice used to be deeper on the first season of Hetalia...
tbh that's why i like his dub voice over his sub voice
Russia is so cute eventhough he is creepy
10:51 perfectly cut scream lol
"Also she's poor, so those are real." An insult and compliment in one sentence, that's a rare find.
Russia seems pretty passive-aggressive, which is pretty accurate
(Edit): is this guy the same voice actor as victor??? Oml
Nah he's properly aggressive, he just says it quietly
I love that Russia remembers Canada... even though he sits on him sometimes 😅
Hetalia? _In my 2020?_ It’s more likely than you think!
7:33
Hey! Adorable Russia called Canada for advice on Bears. How cute~ 🤩
When Russia said "My only friend when I grow up was a yak" I felt that.
He’s so relatable, and that’s why I don’t have any friends. ( ; u ; )
They are scared of me ! 😐😂
Same
Hello.) Can I find out what Relatable means In this context? I searched the Internet, but could not find the local value. I would be grateful if you explain in your own language.
шоколадка хе Sure thing! Relatable describes someone who is similar to you.
For example: “Mr. Russia is relatable because I think the same way he does.” Or “Mr. Russia is relatable because we both have been bullied as kids.”
Btw Russia’s got thunder thighs lmao.
Боже я смотрю на Россию из хеталии вместо уроков, но это прекрасно. Хахахахах его акцент прекрасен
Пон
HE SAID "dobroye utro" (Доброе утро🥺) OH GOD
/aggressive love/
Я хочу от него детей 🥰 🤰🤰🤰🤰
I KNOWWW OMG I LOVE IT WHENEVER HE ACTUALLY SAYS RUSSIAN WORDS
@@romalea I am Russian, I am crazy about every word that he speaks in my language :")
Ваня мой Ваня...
@@valerarelav его акцент прекрасен)))
@@Lina-iu7wm воистину прекрасен))
Where did he say this? :)
А ведь во время второй мировой войны реально были случаи прыжка с самолета в снег без парашюта
Из-за нехватки денег?
@@natylureechidna2665 причины не помню
Но порой даже не в деньгах проблемы
Та же логистика или диверсионные действия противника не позволили доставить к тебе парашют к примеру, а десантироваться важно завтра
Всякое бывает
парашюты заметны, потому что надо сбрасывать с большой высоты, а с низкой не успеют раскрыться. поьому если прыгать скрытно, то парашют тебе не поможет.
why couldn't they have landed and then went back 😭
@@puff6796 the plane cannot land on a site with snowdrifts and strong irregularities. in addition, the aircraft can be shot down or captured on the ground.
FREE SEROTONIN THANK YOU!!!! sir that’s my emotional support russian
YESSS FREE SEROTONIN
SAME
yknow whats funny looking back on his personality now he might seem scary but i think he's a very gentle character and kind of aloof and the only reason i think he seems very cruel is because of the depressing history he may have had (murder of the royal family, the leadership of stalin ect. ect.)
hima has actually mentioned multiple times that's exactly why russia is the way he is - he just grew up differently. even when he was little, he was under the tatar yoke, & had to live under violence... it only makes sense how he behaves now, he's so much like a child & that's because you don't grow up if you don't have a childhood.
Russian history is full of death and war
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
I don't really see how that can be an excuse for the way someone acts when Britain and a lot of European countries had a history of violence and cruelty. Virtually every European country had a Violent past. I would say Russia was determined to hold on to communism And to not have human rights.
@@graceclark3481 Russian history is more than a thousand years long and communism only lasted 70 years in the 20th century so please stop blaming everything on communism. Also communism never really happened in Russia, it was pseudo-socialism. The only country in the world that has ever come close to something remotely communist is Switzerland. And nobody in Russia ever tried to "hold on" to communism. It wasn't the people's choice in the first place. A proletarian revolution is only possible in a proletarian country which Russia has never been and the only reason the communist revolution of 1917 happened is because the people of the Russian Empire were so uneducated that they believed everything Lenin and his group said.
1:22 i fangirled so hardd when he said a russian word!!!
>ω
Oh yes, He said "Доброе утро" (Dobroe utro) means Good Morning, (I am not Russian, Just know the language)
Good morning, Britain
I can speak Russian for you as much as you like. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
-
AHAHHP Sorry
@@kobalt8766 lol 😂
шоколадка хе lmao
”Hey! I’m home; *_YAY!”_*
Russia sounds like the parent, who came home too early, killjoying their children, and knows it. 😆
So soft, so perfect. No wonder he was my first ever anime crush.
Вкратце о моем акценте на уроке английского языка 😂
++++
I think Russia’s voice fits to him in the dubbing
I haven't seen this show before, and I was expecting him to have a deep gravelly Russian accent. Like wrestling bears on the weekends Russian. Imagine my surprise how soft it was.
Also I can heavily relate to the feeling of siblings leaving you, and feeling abandoned. I'm so lonely.
i can imagine! in hetalia, russia is portrayed as a calm yet intimidating kinda guy... some nations find his cool demeanor to be scary. the creator of hetalia mentioned he made russia that way to reflect the nation itself; it's a beautiful country, but politically, you never really know what could be going on.
i dont watch hetalia but HE IS ALREADY MY BEST BOI
Did you watch it
Hi, let me ask 4 months later
Did you finally watch it?
Hi me after next 2 months
Did you watch it
@@xalciaqx9026 PLS? LMFAOO
Inaccurate, he’s not being a communist and isn’t drinking vodka every second. -1,000,000/10
HAHAHA
LMAOOAO
LOL, very funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These we’re the ingredients to make the best boy
Until something was accidentally added to the mixture...
*VODKA*
"When all of you die, I get big pleasure smile."
12:35
*D e j e c t e d s k i*
8:31 “im starting to get bad side cramp!” after a few seconds of running? same dude, same!
Он так умиляет, не смотря на довольно изменчивый характер и этот акцент, русские слова.
Ававав. *^*
Воу, он даже "доброе утро" сказал правильно.
6:42 Russia's screaming 😂
8:31 this too..!
A Dora bowl
вот вы ржете над его акцентом, а актер действительно хорошо постарался. я легко понимаю его речь. что редко бывает когда слушаю носителей языка.👌🏻
ну ты какой-то... дефектный xD
@@vermilion6966 пруфы
@@user-hyuser357 Какие могут быть пруфы? не только дефектный но еще и наркоман)
Я понимаю если бы у актеров озвучки были адские какие акценты и их было сложно понять, но большинство разговаривает с американским акцентом, который легче всего воспринять на слух зная английский в принципе.
Хотя конечно качество самого дубляжа хромает.
@@vermilion6966 ахпхахпз, боже, чел, сколько ху-в побывало в твоей голове, прежде чем мозги превратились в такую кашу?)
1)пруфы того что я дефектный
2)пруфы того что я наркоман
3)при чем здесь актеры озвучки этого аниме? я говорил КОНКРЕТНО об этом аниме? брух-ля
4)какие н-й -ключи- американский акцент? ты вкурсе что в самом "американском акценте"(боже ор) есть куча акцентов? и некоторые из них, даже самими АМЕРИКАНЦАМИ плохо воспринимаются?
5)каким образом ты связал "дефективность"(что вобще подразумевается под этим в данном контексте лол) и "уровень знания английского"(причем выявляемый путем аудирования. глухие покинули чат)?
6)последнее, самое очевидное: в шк и вузах рф англ преподают люди с РУССКИМ акцентом. действительно, почему же понимать его легче, чем американский?🤔🤔
@@user-hyuser357 ты серьезно думаешь кто-то кроме тебя будет читать твой высер размером с войну и мир?
Да ты еще тупее чем я думал (с) )
Это "почему", сказанное с дичайшим акцентом, навсегда останется в сердечке 🥺❤️
"Oh, Д о б р о е у т р о, Britan!"
>w <
I luv it so much
Same
Я не могу..
Это его "Доброе утро"
"Почему? Почему? Почему?"
"Да?"
"Друг"
"Водка"
"Спасибо"
Это убивает меня >;))
Меня уже убило(･-･)
Присоединяюсь
Я с вами
Чувак говорит почти без акцента, но что-то не так, будто акцент есть, я теперь даже не уверена в национальности того, кто озвучивает
Hello 👋, from America 🇺🇸
Me everytime I get late: "I'm here yay!"
His voice is so calming, yet terrifying.
4:50 um- yea why did hearing Russia scream cry cause me so much emotional distress
12:23 Ivan really said: 🥺👉👈
“ she’s poor so those are real”. I COULD NEVER
Так странно смотреть это со стороны русского человека и читать комментарии XD
Да уж...
О даа, жиза
Ты видишь мои действия на расстоянии
@Geor Dzee что "юю"
1:56 I have binged all of the hetalia episodes and I never heard this before and it just made my heart melt
this man has some of the best voice lines
his voice is cute, calm and scary all at once it is amazing
Hello, I'm from Russia and I want to say that HOW CUTE THE VOICE ACTORS PRONOUNCE THE RUSSIAN WORDS AAAAAA!!!!!
This is so cute
P.S. If my words don't sound right, then I'm bad at English, sorry :(
Как русский человек, изучающий английский, я могу сказать что он у тебя хороший!
hello im russian and in 2nd grade i dedicated an entire presentation to snow. thank u, come again :))
This is so cute goodbye
1:21 "oh, доброе утро, Britain" 🥺🥺
3:38 "привет" 🥺
8:49 "почему, почему, почему, почему?...."
I just love how this show “showed” the Battle of Ice, considering it’s not well known to anyone who isn’t Eastern European.
yeah it was absolutely hilarious xD
Finally, the cutest Russia video containing the best moments and the magic medal pipe of pain!! Da~ 😍😂😍😍😍❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️
Love him so much, he’s adorable!~ 😍❤️
The 9 million soviet soldiers lookin down from heaven too this:
👁👄👁
😂😂🤣
11:14
Me: I'm in confusion, it looks scary but they're smiling so bright....the background music makes me more confused....Help
Hetalian logic
Никто:
Россия: О! Доброе утро, Британ(◔‿◔) *ломает стул Басби*
It makes me pleasure smile that you made this video
Why is he looking and sounding like a big teddy bear- ?
I'm afraid to ask how do you know how the big teddy bear sounds ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
The saying goes: Anglo-Saxon people are like a cherry, they are sweat at first bite and harsh inside, whereas Russians (and generally Slavs) are like a coconut, they are covered with strong shell and the core is soft and sweat.
@@user-oz8uf6cn6u interesting take
7:33
I found the best scene in Hetalia
4:53 THEY KNEW ALL ALONG 😭😭😭
well, that didnt aged well
"... And people hate each other quietly."
Well, half true.
Russia is the most passive agressive anime character in anime. He scares me with his pleasure smile
My favorite part 8:59
Smacc that bitch
Why is hetalia making a come back in my feed recently ?
Because nobody can escape, even if you thing you escaped, you're wrong.
2021 SEASON 7 CONFIRMED
10:53
*Perfectly cut screams*
Honestly the first about Lithuania is not true like most BUT Lithuania could say that Russia wants that and its kind of funny and dumb
I live in Lithuania and what I heard from the people who watch the news is that the news usually say “Russians are going to invAdE Us,RUssiA is AbOut tO dO thAt,rUssiAns wAnt OUr cOuntrY” meanwhile most even forgot that Lithuania even exists.My mom once talked with a Russian lady who sells clothes,and she asked where to ship the thing and when my mom mentioned Vilnius (the capital of Lithuania) the lady didn’t know where the hell that is and I don’t remember that much but she may have not even known what Lithuania is.
And there really isn’t anything to gain from Lithuania.Natural resources?Nah.Sea?Nah.People?Why the hell would anyone want that?Territory?Lithuania is not very big and Russia is the biggest country sO nAh.
So Lithuanian news seem to be a bit irrational and weird.
But even though it can be a rather weird place sometimes, with a hard language and people looking at you weirdly if you can’t speak Lithuanian, it’s a cool country. But the language thing is driving me nuts
Kinda off of the topic, but since 2015 I visit Lithuania every year. This is really a beautiful country ❤
Lol hi me after 6 months
very on time, yes, BUT I WILL TELL we talk a lot on tv, but about your country I NEVER HEARED FUCK! all we are talking about is just america and ukraine, everything is bad there and they will attack us. sometimes political systems amaze me, seriously, they talk such nonsense and only fight (
"Sorry I'm late I jumped out of a plane without a parachute."
I would have loved it if Hetalia include a scene where Russia made the Pepsi Company the 6th strongest military power by trading them their battleships, submarines and other war weapons for a bunch of Colas HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Ps: This is historically accurate XD
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AHSGAHDHD I WISH HETALIA MENTIONED THIS
WHAT AGAHAHAHHA
Imagine being the Pepsi CEO around that time
@@cockycookie1 Stonks
@@xalciaqx9026 Соглашусь, Пепси реально торговали с Советским Союзом.
Agree. Pepsi did traded with the Soviet Union.