We Ranked Every Guy in the World | The Yard
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This week, the boys make a tier list! The boys separate different guys you can find into different tiers, such as 'the crypto guy', 'the contrarian' and 'the elon fan'. (Episode 85)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:16 - a story from slimes childhood
00:01:35 - why is ludwig not here
00:06:39 - slime had an accident
00:09:24 - why aren't we in texas
00:10:02 - nick is the first to lose the pescatarian deal
00:11:11 - we had a bad week
00:11:29 - BTS has ended
00:15:30 - explaining the intro clip
00:17:11 - explaining the 'guy' tier list
00:22:42 - the poker guy
00:25:52 - guys who wear little cross earrings
00:26:55 - guy who always lies
00:29:08 - the crypto guy (real)
00:32:15 - guy who has always worked at verizon
00:33:25 - guy who is 10 years older than his gf
00:36:35 - skater
00:37:25 - guy who is an apple hater
00:38:40 - guy who has a honda civic with anime stickers
00:40:54 - the reply guy
00:41:50 - the zelda tattoo guy
00:44:17 - patagonia peter
00:45:45 - messy car guy
00:48:44 - messy hair dad with vans
00:49:27 - the contrarian
00:52:09 - uber eats target demo
00:53:33 - guy who can rap fast
00:54:47 - the gym guy
00:57:22 - tyler the creator fan (2023)
00:58:39 - the instagram tourist
01:00:30 - the guy who is always kidding
01:03:24 - the crypto guy (gambler)
01:05:51 - the esports org employee
01:09:38 - redneck (but lives in the city)
01:11:08 - guy who doesn't listen and waits to talk
01:11:47 - never drunk but always drinks
01:12:57 - white guy that wears rasta colours
01:14:53 - guy who is extremely nice but not funny
01:16:19 - guy who is a gamer (nintendo only)
01:19:10 - youtuber
01:21:22 - the podcast guy
01:22:58 - concert/festival guy
01:23:34 - the cinephile
01:25:29 - guy who is terminally broke
01:26:53 - realtor bro
01:29:05 - the self-titled intellectual
01:30:48 - the CrossFit guy
01:31:54 - the half weeb
01:32:39 - the full weeb
01:37:01 - the coke guy
01:38:08 - the guy who hates horoscopes
01:39:55 - the guy who is a photographer but only has photos of women
01:40:59 - guy who is excited about his birthday (he is 27)
01:41:21 - conspiracy theorist
01:43:31 - barefoot or sandals guy
01:44:17 - 90s rap fan
01:45:13 - the public complainer
01:45:54 - CourageJD
01:46:58 - good at everything
01:48:29 - 'how much would you suck a dick? PAUSEEEEEEEE' guy
01:51:03 - the elon fan
01:51:31 - the 'cancel culture' guy
01:52:41 - wants to be a DJ guy
01:54:14 - 'every story begins with being high' guy
01:55:03 - weed personality guy
01:56:37 - 'i worked my ass off to be here' guy
01:58:18 - says 'females' unironically
01:59:34 - furries
02:00:12 - fantasy footballer
02:00:31 - AAA gamer
02:01:25 - ringler :)
02:02:22 - thanks for watching!
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As an audio listener, I must thank you guys for getting that fourth podcast member to shut up for this long
That's really disrespectful to Kirby and his thoughtful insights.
Fr wtf did Kirby do???
Hes been real quiet
dude.. you talkin about kirby that way?
This is a funny comment, Luds only good for his looks 🤣
i feel like slime has not only gotten funnier but is also more smiley and optimistic now which is lovely he's become such a silly bear
it was not until this video that it really hit me, im slime 6 years ago. I'm a balding hater with a fucking stupid sense of humor. I cannot wait until i bottle age into the fine wine that man has come to be.
I thought you said Slime was getting more slimey and I was ready to just accept that
@@jamescharles5907 Let him cook, man.
Slime stop being ludwigs secretary and got banned on twitter, ofc he is happier now
Nah, still the same shit head, just happier
How is this the most civilized conversation to ever take place on this podcast. I have never seen these guys so agreeable with each other. This was an AMAZING episode, imo.
notice who was missing during this amicable episode 🫡
ludwig is a bad influence on these boys
It was a rlly good one exept for the Nintendo part
@@byrontheusurper6505 got some news man
Kinda based actually
The guys that just popped in the tier list but wasn't discussed
- Quiet but always invited
- Rave Glover
- Weirdly Handy
- Sports Fan
- Always holding a Monster
- Huge Flake
- Jargon Jimbo
- Straight-Edge
- Always on a boat
- The DnD Guy
- Competitive Gamer
- CoD Adult
- Hot but painfully hard to talk to
- "We should start a merch company"
- Suicidal Guy (Twitter version)
- Hiding Being Bald
- Only watches The Office
- Sneaker head
- Never Changes, Always Happy
- C- but wife is insanely hot for no reason
makes me wonder why the cut out the discussion parts of these guys
@@KittyMew113 I mean it has to be for time right? The cut version we got is already 2 hours long
@@griffithmoderator264 legit might go full pattern just for this episode cause I think this might be one of it not my favorite episode to date w/o a guest lol
always on a boat is so funny
I would love for them to put these parts on the Patreon
Aiden displaying more rage and hater energy is so satisfying
Slime did this to him
@@shm0n3y let the void spread
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Slime quiting being a hater has done things to Aiden
I like seeing Zipper’s opinion as he chooses where the guy fits on the tier list before the others say their piece
Made the episode for me
love zipper
The Honda Civic with anime stickers guy being put in the homie tier automatically was hilarious
aiden when he's heated is the funniest member of the pod, the entire discussion about nintendo gamers was real and based and true
The zoom in on Ludwig’s chair during the contrarian part was hilarious
Ludwig’s replacement has the perfect 4 head ratio. It’s like 1 to 1 Ludwig’s 4 head
The only thing he's missing is the red dot of a sniper constantly looming over him
@@TehMillionkill eyes too even plus no chest hole.
@@TehMillionkill the eyes should also not be aligned so well, shit needs to look like a downward slope when you connect them with a line
Same height too
i miss ludwig
I DESERVE TO BE IN JAIL FOR TWITTER VIDEO MONETIZATION?!
Yes .
@@TheYardPodcastalmost bad as the reply guy
LMAO
Yes
Yes
literally my fav ep ever because this is the best example of how the yard can carry itself even without ludwig or any big guest. I love the dynamic between all the members and the humour they all share is so based. I didn’t even realise that it went for so long. I love it so much
genuine banger of an episode, would love more "themed" episodes like this dedicated to one extended bit or thing everyone does
Bump. Hard agreed
yeah i couldn't believe ludwig would think this would flop i loved it
fr
@@qquanzaa That's why 'youtuber' is in the wack playlist
The only podcast I religiously listen to at this point honestly
Based and Slimepilled
+the only religious podcast
I’m podcast pilled. I watch H3, Fear&, YMH.
A part of my weekly routine since the start of the pod
check out 2 bears 1 cave, stuff you should know, this past weekend & ofc JRE
their rankings actually made me more reflective about my flaws and cringe behavior, 9/10 video, would look inwards into my soul again
They should’ve gave Zipper a One-Time, was fun seeing their ideas of The Guys
Was “their” you’re way to gender neutral label zipper? Can’t tell if you’re talking about the pod members or zip here.
@@dfktestbot sometimes i dont get commenters on here, r u being needlessly pedantic when u didnt even use the right “you’re/your”? Or r u just legit curious about what OP really meant with their comment, of which its deciphering wouldnt really matter in grand scheme of things? Fascinating
@@ollieanabella264 yeah was genuinely curious cause I couldn’t understand his comment and indirectly put you through the same thing.
@@dfktestbot i think saying "your way" can be read agressive cus that not OP's way that just the english way. but i also got confused reading it lol
this episode is a true testament to how incredibly funny Nick, Aiden, and Slime are with or without Ludwig being there.
Ludwig needs them not the other way around
On behalf of the nice-not-funny crew, I want to thank Slime for not being a hater for once.
That is very nice and not funny of you to say.
kinda cringe
My respect
This is unironically one of the best episodes of the podcast in my opinion (sorry lud). I was physically nodding my head and smiling throughout the whole 2 hours
I NEED Wine About It to come back for one more episode just so they can do a “girl” tier list 😂
Let's have QT hijack Fear &. She can get maya on it as a regular guest lol
They announced that the podcast is coming back during the streamer awards, which is pretty cool.
It's back!!!
This is a great content because 1.concept of "the guy" is universally understood 2.while ranking they were able to tell some short stories and experiences 3. it's a rare thing. Also as I person who loves long podcasts, this was a lovely episode to have :)
i can already tell you're the "ruins jokes by explaining them" guy
@@jamesm3828 wouldn’t you be the “doesn’t let others enjoy things” guy
@@torredurant1523 i'm guy
50:46 there's something so pure and beautiful about this editing choice
Aiden angrily saying "Ugh! We have to standard deviation Crypto Guy (Real)?!" has me dead
you guys need to do more of these. easily a top 5 yard episode. also excited to see Lud's take on this, maybe he makes a tier list of his own then compares it with the collective list
My favorite part of this episode is everyone misunderstanding what standard deviation means in the same way
2 hour episode let’s gooooo. Can’t wait until they team up with Schlatt to take it all back
The guy tierlist is actually funny af, I can think of a guy for basically each one lmao
Slime has been on the Linus train that he’s copying their podcast extension
@Chad 007 bot
my friend just got into the show and hes in the wack playlist... so unfortunate. i feel like aimen more and more each day
The funniest part about this episode is that, no joke, I drove past an anime Honda Civic today and thought "wait, that's an actual thing?!"
i miss ludwig
this tierlist could have gone on for 24 hours and i'd still be listeining. Goated episode
i love how deeply they discuss and analyze it all
This was Lowkey the best ep I’ve listened too. 10/10 I liked the longer format. Just cause it’s longer doesn’t mean you have to listened to it all at once. Appreciate the work 🙌🙌
I've never been so tense listening to the yard until they brought up Tyler the Creator Fan and listed most of my personality in one sentence. Huge sigh of relief to be in harmless
Fr tho this episode had me sweating
You change changed which guy you are it's never too late and also it's the average guy, you can be a good version of this guy, for some of them at least.
I love that you guys talked about the pathological liar bc as I've gotten older, I've met a lot of these and I genuinely believe some people just can't help it. Anywhere from lying over harmless stuff to lying about being a chef at a Michelin star restaurant after 20 years in the special forces
Yeah and I feel like the ones who do it over little shit think they're smarter than they are and it's usually obvious to see through it.
It blows my mind that people who lie never actually get an alibi lined up and just hoped they don't get fact checked
it is always lying over harmless stuff but it is also like, unnecessary, you know? like, nothing in our interaction would change if you hadn't told me that the queen of England gave you that t-shirt
I lie about watching movies for no reason like why did I do that lmaooo
@@bonoshii see any good movies lately?
@@MAJ0ROCEL0T my latter example is based on a real guy I knew and whenever he was confronted he would just shut down completely. Like just block you out and not respond, it was wild
I missed Lud at the beginning, but that feeling quickly faded.
This was one of my favorite episodes!
Honestly, one of the more enjoyable and engaging episodes in a long time
Listened to this on spotify and i must agree with the Japanese shop take. Telling people to “grow up” is extremely funny in that context
“Bro grow up, unlike the things that i like “
i miss ludwig
I decided to cast this episode onto my TV....didn't expect the therapy session that started between me and my girlfriend..... apparently I'm A LOT of these ...and should be in Wack jail playlist.....thanks guys!
Haha, good luck on your self-discovery journey
Lol
Identifying the wack is the first step to being the homie! Good luck on the self-improvement journey!
I found it hilarious how they keep using "standard deviation" in just every possible way that's not correct lol
i didn't realize till the end, there were NO ADS which i would be sad at cause i love the ad reads, but that's how good this episode was
A lot of people will click off this vid because of no Ludwig but this was honestly the best yard episode I've ever listened to
damn lmaooo
Its been like 1 minute since upload dog what are you
Thanks, I’ll probably have to pay attention to this one then rather than just have it on background
@@Bajaisus The audio version comes out first
it's been 3 minutes bruh
i have just gotten 30 minutes into it but there is something with this episode thats just better. hoping for more podcasts like this.
Ludwig missing LMAO
1:00:16 "If you actually cared you wouldn't need to post about it" Based. I loved Aiden's enthusiasm about the instagram tourist
hes just repeating shit thats been said to him?
Honestly, I'm that guy that wishes this was an even longer episode without any of the guys being cut out. Would love to actually see more of these, just because I'm a fan of longform content and a sucker for tierlist clickbait.
That Kirby is the best plushy interpretation of Ludwig that you could’ve possibly picked to represent him this episode. Bravo
2 minutes in and Archie is already doing goated editing
ik his editing is honestly so good
This is an insanely west coast list. I'm surprised how many of these types of people I've never met.
I love Lud obviously, but this was such a damn good ep and I love the three silly guys just vibing :3
Excited to hear what Lud will say about it next time 😂
I really love this episode, the dynamic of Aiden's positivity to Slime and nick negativism when thinking about types of guys is just too funny
its so funny see the rankings because i disagreed with a lot of these so hard and i realised that your guys’ perception of these people is based off how fun to be around. Im a woman so like in my head “cringe” person isnt just wack but like a potential threat to my safety. If they’re just cringe then they’re ultimately harmless.
not trying to diss, it was just funny/interesting to see once i noticed
extremely understandable, it’s wild how different versions of these turn out with this in mind, or even how these types of guys might act in other environments/contexts
Yeah it's crazy seeing some of their choices and arguing in my own head about my safety as a trans guy near these guys. It adds another layer
Not real, women don’t watch the yard
I had the same thoughts!
easily one of my favorite episodes. i love the ones that have random topics (like the tattoo bracket one and this one) and I liked that nick was so into debating about guys
I think this is my favorite episode you guys have ever done, was laughing and couldn't take my eyes off the screen for the full two hours, love to see you guys experimenting with new stuff
Guy with Honda with anime stickers is absolutely a thing everywhere. It triggered such a specific memory the instant I heard it.
I stopped in my tracks in public bc there's one in the parking lot outside my apartment as we speak lol and a lot of them ARE peepin over the door. Edit: I live in Kentucky lmao
@@taylifts yeah I’m in Alabama and saw a Honda minivan exactly like this last week lmao
They really did cover it all and I could easily think of someone for almost all of the guys. Missing the Tribal Tattoo (white) and the Vegan guys, but theyre both always also “Not listening, waiting to talk”
the white vegan with a tribal tattoo that's not actually listening to you to but just waiting to speak
genuinely love the 2 hours episode format. this was such a fun listen
54:52 “Don’t say kinda based” “it’s kinda based” I come back to this ep so much for this moment
Aiden was looking particularly tasty in this episode. Surprising considering they had to scrape him off the pavement like a cartoon character 5 minutes before recording. He never saw that steamroller coming.
UnIronically might be my favorite recent episode. The concept alone is fun. Good one :)
Love the longer videos! Helps my day go by faster, and I'm always running out of content by the end of the week
this was a great episode, it didn’t feel like the longest episode bc it was so chill and entertaining. keen to hear the story about the stolen car next!
Slime was projecting his past movie insecurities onto Aiden this whole time. Color me shocked and flabbergasted.
Speaking from experience, gym guys will either give you good advice or the most confident bad advice ever. Like "you gotta confuse the muscles to grow" or some shit
More tier lists please! This is an instant classic episode.
As a non melee player, Aiden's skater is to sports as melee is to esports analogy felt so real
Listened to the spotify yesterday: I know you guys mentioned being worried about whether or not this was good content, but this is EASILY in my top 5 all time lmao. Non stop laughs throughout. Love the pod!
38:42 Zipper dropping it immediately in the homie category lmao
Aiden constantly being so forgiving and kind and then finally losing it about fire emblem gamers (me) felt like when the nice teacher finally snaps
This was a super entertaining format great episode. I 100% would not mind seeing another episode in the same format in the future
Nick coming out as a gifted hater fan was crazy
Definitely my most favorite Yard episode. The funniest and most entertaining episode that I've seen so far. Wish the boys would do more of such random content in the future
I loved the tier list idea and the episode was amazing, kinda wish you kept all of them in, I'd legit watch 4 hours of you talking about types of guys, also you were all so funny good job man 👍
This really was a fantastic episode. I’m getting caught up on this 20 hour car ride and I really liked this one. Initially I was concerned that Ludiwg wasn’t there, but you three really did fantastic.
Listening to this and seeing my younger self in some of the wack categories is honestly so surreal, feels like some bullets were dodged along the way.
I agree, i feel like all kids latch onto something to the point where it becomes cringe
The two hour podcasts have been a bop recently thanks fellas
In all honesty I probably enjoyed this episode more than every other one. Loved the idea, loved the length! Would love a part 2
I wish they did more shit like this. It keeps a nice theme and prevents de podcast from derailing into a 15 minute chain of short jokes interrupting each other
having an episode gimmick was honestly both refreshing and more interesting than usual. ordinarily the reason to click on an episode is the promise of funny bits and stories built off of past weeks having good material, but this time there was a basis for the bits that had a lot of mileage to go in for. above average yard.
26:32 that was the funniest bleep segment just because aiden tracked back so hard on whatever he said
Used to listen regularly and decided to check this one out. Easily one of the best episodes.
I know Ludwig would hate doing this so I’m glad you did it. Such an entertaining 2 hours
This could be one of my favourite episodes, thank god those flights got cancelled
As a guy who moved to ATX for the purpose of doing entertainment things, hearing a bunch of other people go "yeah we wanted to go to Austin because Lud was asleep in his hotel minding his own business and that didn't sit right with us so we went there to make content" really resonated with me
I listened to this episode on spotify, but I had to come here and tell you that this has to be one of the best episodes of the yard there has ever been
The Yard is a comfort show for me of all the guys growing up together in their adventures. Love all the crazy shit they go through.
You know this podcast is special when you don't need visuals to see the tier list. Great ep bois.
This was great! I honestly didn't even notice that it was longer!
I must say this was my favorite episode so far. The geniune enthousiasm of you threee was amazing.
2 hour episode. Complete win
One of my favorite episodes yet. Really just a comprehensive list of every guy, hope y'all add to it when a new guy drops. Overall just great vibes boys. Also, love when GS | Aiden gets passionate on the pod
Probably my favorite episode so far. I honestly would have enjoyed more than 2 hours
Really enjoyed this theme/formatted kind of episode. Perfect Ludwig substitute too. One of my favorite episodes yet!
Holy shit, he stood up and said "I'll do it" - brilliant.
I actually have a Zelda tattoo. However, it's not cuz it was my 1st tattoo or because I played the games so much that I love them or anything. I got it cuz me and my 2 older brothers bonded over gaming when we were younger, and one of the games that they would play while I watched (they didnt let me play) was Legend of Zelda. So we all got tattoos of the Triforce with the different corners colored in to represent our personalities compared to each other (Wisdom, Courage, and Power), and it's more of a symbol of our brotherly bond over video games than anything else
this is such a guy with zelda tattoo comment
@@harrywise2625 lmaoooo, fair
i got a zelda tattoo and played the game once on 64
Aiden dissing whittier while I’m in my room listening to the pod in whittier …. 😭
This was probably one of my favorite episodes except for the part where half of my personality was attacked and placed in "Jail time" 🙃
Loved the whole episode, banter from the boys is always fun
This was actually such a good episode, banger idea.
Ranking the Yard boys this episode
Nick: Kind of cringe for consistently tweaking the definition of the guy being ranked when the others disagreed with his placing
Aiden: kind of based for surprisingly heated takes on some of the guys being ranked
Slime: inconclusive, anywhere but harmless
I watched the yard to take a break from my statistics college class,
I never expected the yard talking about standard deviation, proability, and correlation.
Thank you guys of somehow forcing me to go back to study for my quiz
honestly I really enjoyed this particular episode. great job lads.
funniest episode yet, keep it up slime aiden and nick carrying the pod
Actually a fantastic episode and we need more of this
loved this, you guys should do more like this
This might go down as one of the best yard episodes of all time