"I haven't been." "I dont know shit about it." "I dont believe you." "What a shame." "I'm not at all." "You're fucking lying to me." "I'm absolutely not doing that." "No you didn't."
Was thinking the same thing... First show of the box i was already saying "fake" . Also ... If it was really mailed... No one mails a box like that with no bubble wrap or foam .. and it is too spacious that it could break. How it was placed in the box . It is really arranged
I don't know who jaystation is but by the sound of it I am glad I commented pretty much the same thing about this guy constantly repeating the word guys 3 Times a sentence and it drives me mad
Puzzles my mind, this kind of videos are oriented towards kids but they show fucking dark web references left and right, I mean even adults can fuck things up going there imagine an edgy kid with no parental control at all swimming into the deep web and searching dangerous stuff, sounds kinda exaggerated but there are lots of stupid kids nowadays.
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll start to feel the embarrassment once he's an adult and looks back at all the dumb shit he did. I know I'm embarrassed for him.
"What's poppin, guys? Oh my god, guys. This is absolutely crazy, guys. This is so insane, guys. You would not believe this, guys. I literally don't know how this happened guys. You need to see this, guys. Oh my god, gu-"
3:20 Nope. D.W. doesn’t stand for “dark web”, it stands for Dark Wing (Duck). “When there’s trouble-u, call D.W.. Darkwing Duck! Let’s, get, DANGEROUS!”
I do love how the dark web psyco that sent it was considerate enough to black out the u-haul logos on the inside of the box to avoid copywrite. There's hope for those 4-chan dark weber
Mine was an uncommon roll from what I have read up, I got a severed woman's head in a jar, I suppose its been pickled, a bloody axe, and a resealed bank notice with my pen name hand written on it over some whiteout. I assume its just enough evidence to accuse me of rape or murder, luckily I remembered to slap on my rubber gloves before going into the box.
I particularly like that there is a price tag on the bottom you just barely see as he turns it around (and presumably he is covering up with his hand when he notices it.
"Oh my god, what is this? Who has touched this?" He is acting like he found a lost occultist goblet used for rituals. Instead it's cheap plastic Halloween cup. Kind of a metaphor for his content.
@@Citgo. You ordered a Dark Web (Deep web? Idrc what that asshole said in the video) box?! Omg are you insane?! Did you get your money back from the dollar store tra- I mean totally real Egyptian relics?!
I have one too as soon as I saw it and he showed a glimpse of what's in the box I said to myself either he's an idiot or this video is fake and suprisingly it's BOTH.
have you hear it about reaction channel? well if you said pewdiepie stolen other videos. then you also saying that reaction channel are stolen videos too, fool.
“You’re gonna want to watch the previous 4 videos...” I have never heard a man say 1 sentence thats enough for me to instantly think “how does this guy have friends”
YESCAFRESCA it’s sad, my little brother watches people like this. They aren’t people to look up to. He actually brought some merch of one of these kinds of UA-camrs, and it’s just so sad. I’ve never understood why kids look up to people like this. They aren’t good people, they’re annoying and obnoxious, and they only do it for money.
"Now we definitely know this box is from egypt." I had some Lion King dolls mailed to me once, which is how I know the box was from Kenya and not my grandpa.
I think he was taking the piss with that one, everyone has seen those things everywhere when halloween comes around, unless this kid really is a fucking moron.
Maybe not on that little statue thing but you would be surprised how cheap gold plating is. It could have actually been plated, depends what the statue is made from
He looks like a baby that skipped every stage of growing up but managed to adapt by watching jake paul.
Fuckin... damn
That must be the case
Underrated comment of the week imo!!! Lol
Yoooo😭🤣
Rare insults bruh
Actual dark web mystery box: four bags of hands, two kilos of meth, and anthrax
Actual dark web mystery box: 7 TB of meta data and some malware
dont forget the cp
Here's an actual unboxingua-cam.com/video/MTW4sIL9Dpw/v-deo.html
yeah ok. You got me
@@HiLarri._. Dissapointing, was hoping for a Rick Roll.
Hinjaku Hinjaku
"I haven't been."
"I dont know shit about it."
"I dont believe you."
"What a shame."
"I'm not at all."
"You're fucking lying to me."
"I'm absolutely not doing that."
"No you didn't."
those quick edits were the best part of the video
Oblivion NPC dialogue
It's eerie isn't it? reading those lines top to bottom, read it out loud and u sound crazy as hell, like Garfield comics but without Garfield
Thanks for the subtitles. And for assuming that we all are deaf here.
@@72seventytwo sounds like someone needs a snickers.
"What else would DW stand for?"
My brain: Arthur's sister.
same
Like he Arthur said D.W. stands for disaster warning
@@brandonazua9328 woah.
D.W. Griffith, the influential silent movie director who innovated a lot of cinematic techniques still used today
Mine.too lmao
I suffered and counted 153 more or less “guys” in this video. Giving back to the community
What's even worse is that cr1tikal doesn't even show the whole video. It's probably over double the amount in the full video.
You legend
The hero we don't deserve
Marry me
Be careful, he's a hero
The scary part is that it was delivered to him with no shipping labels
Mail fraud is no joke
@@TateS26 sorry
Your profile picture fits this comment very well.
Was thinking the same thing... First show of the box i was already saying "fake" . Also ... If it was really mailed... No one mails a box like that with no bubble wrap or foam .. and it is too spacious that it could break. How it was placed in the box . It is really arranged
...guys...this is scary...they know where guys, I live guys...
I can imagine a conversation between this guy and JayStation:
"Guys."
"Guys."
"Guys."
"Guys!"
"OMG guys."
"Guys."
*N&A productions appeared in the chat* alright guys alright guys alright guys alright guys
@@astroboy1147 "Alright guys, if I stick this fidget spinner up my aşş for 5 seconds, you guys have to smash the like button, alright guys!"
@@inxious227 fr lol have u seen his new video says something a conference do u think he's gonna fight 💀
@@astroboy1147 no
I don't know who jaystation is but by the sound of it I am glad I commented pretty much the same thing about this guy constantly repeating the word guys 3 Times a sentence and it drives me mad
3 years later and the dead stare at 4:54 still cracks me up😂
Same 😂
I thought stromedy meant "stroke inducing comedy"
Or strum ma de
I’m pretty sure that’s the real definition
@Troy Daniel that implies this passes as comedy
Stroke inducing attempt at comedy*
OMG LOL
"Check it out, it says D.W, I think it stands for Dark Web"
Move over Batman, we have a new World's Greatest Detective
“That is so freakin crazy you guys”
No it’s Arthur’s sister
I'm the 555 th likes
@@ruxyami same
@@adianto1122 *sarcastic applause*
As a teacher I can say with confidence that the age group this video is aimed at is like 6-8 year olds.
Ma'am, you have spoken the truth.
not only that, he clearly has a Very low opinion of their intelligence. he isn't even trying
It’s weird but true
Puzzles my mind, this kind of videos are oriented towards kids but they show fucking dark web references left and right, I mean even adults can fuck things up going there imagine an edgy kid with no parental control at all swimming into the deep web and searching dangerous stuff, sounds kinda exaggerated but there are lots of stupid kids nowadays.
as a chef i can say that knife was made in china and costs about $30 dollars max.
"guys look theres like freaking paroglyphics"
Charlie just gives that line like, 8 seconds of disappointment
When the dude said “Haroglyphic” and Charlie just sat there not saying a word, I just lost it.
MadMcDox
4:52
same
Fax I was dying
yeah dude i straight shit my colon out after that
Seurge fucking same 🤣🤣🤣
the real mystery here is how he didn't just immediately drop dead from embarrassment after clicking the upload button
you have 100 likes just to let you know
Ikr
Money my friend. People will do unbelievable things for money.
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll start to feel the embarrassment once he's an adult and looks back at all the dumb shit he did. I know I'm embarrassed for him.
@@ArchangelExile he's almost 23 apparently. I was a cringe edgelord too in my teens but 23 you know what you are doing a little bit
The constant interjections at 1:00 are so perfect
4:54 Never fails to make me laugh!
stromedy: *breathes*
charlie: *no*
That’s the entire video
Juuzou
@@3li3lite42 こんいちわ~
@@taki8612 or おやすみ
It's night time for me here so..
you stole this from me im suing you
“OMG GUYS, GuYs, gUyS,Guys”
"What's poppin, guys? Oh my god, guys. This is absolutely crazy, guys. This is so insane, guys. You would not believe this, guys. I literally don't know how this happened guys. You need to see this, guys. Oh my god, gu-"
I fucking hate y’all 😂😂😭
@@Wolfhardt 😂
Guys
Guise.
Charlie's face when he mispronounced "hieroglyphic" just fucking killed me.
This is still my favorite Critikal video. I come back every now and then and it makes me laugh just as much. Keep the good shit up my guy
The "Egyptian artifacts" he pulled out are literally souvenirs you could buy at Universal Studios. I have the cat one buried in a drawer
Yeah i am egyptian and all the shit he wipped out were more fake than the shit you find sold in a back alley by the airport for tourists
yea and the cups are actually on sale on amazon if u search up "halloween cups" lmao
Their eyes still looks creepy as shit
i'm a little disspointed that he didn't claim that blood bottle to be the actual old one blood
@@scamin441 you still know he'd've been too chickenshit to pay for actual blood, cause I imagine that would cost a fair amount more
"I think D.W stands for dark web, I think guys"
No it stands for Dick Wad
Shaun Sangco that’s the exact same thing I was thinking
Nah, It stands for Dumbass Wanker. At least he's self aware.
Lmao
penis
dump waste
Charlie's constant interjections remind me of the skeletons roasting meme.
Looked at newest comments just for this. I thought it sounded like that too
Bro that cut back to Charlie's face when Stromedy mispronounced Hieroglyphic KILLED me 😂💀
Don’t FaceTime Charlie at 3 am. I did and now all my t shirts are white. Even my V-Necks
lmao
My V-Bucks and credit card disappeared after the FaceTime.
All of my shoes changed to animal slippers
you too???????
My moms credit card is gone. How do I get sugar fron that man in the streets now?
3:35 “D.W? What else would that stand for?”
Dim Wit
I was gonna say Dick Wad but thats a good one too.
@@nocturnalnun stfu
@@fantasy9994 why u mad?
@@some_random_merc no.
@@fantasy9994 seems like a yes
3:20 Nope. D.W. doesn’t stand for “dark web”, it stands for Dark Wing (Duck).
“When there’s trouble-u, call D.W.. Darkwing Duck! Let’s, get, DANGEROUS!”
4:52 is when I died from Charlie’s reaction. Best reaction ever
I can almost guarantee that 9 times out of 10 if you get a mystery box from the dark web its going to be a bomb
Nah just narcotics
“Mystery box only open in public places”
@பார்க் நைட் nope
You opened 10 dark web boxes? Jeez
@@ezequieloliveira6826 nope just a guess, theres a reason I said almost guarantee instead of just guarantee
The box doesn’t even have a shipping label....
NOW THAT'S SPOOKY, GUYS
Guys that MUST mean guys it’s from the deep web guys!
That's the really scary part! How did it even get there?!?
bECaUse iTS froM tHE dArK wEb
Doesn't matter. The 10 year old kids he leads on to buy his merch will believe it.
0:56 Charlie basically did the skeleton meme before it was became a thing.
Charlie cutting into the video every sentence is the funniest shit.
The D.W actually stands for Depressed Weiner.
Depressed Wiener for a depressed wiener
Erectile distinction be like:
No, it stands for D o n g w i n
dora winifred
Its D**kWad
Charlie's face when he said "heroglyphics" killed me. I am in tears.
Same 😂😂😭😭
I laughed so hard my dog left the room ...
Hair-O-Glyphics
We copied each other lol
666 likes 😂
I want an entire video where he does those short reactions like "no you didn't," "I don't care," etc.
I do love how the dark web psyco that sent it was considerate enough to black out the u-haul logos on the inside of the box to avoid copywrite. There's hope for those 4-chan dark weber
I cant stop laughing Charlie just "No you're lying to me." "I don't care." "I'm not doing that."
Sameeeee broooo
@Faded Pixels The face he did at 4:54 was priceless :D
Ikr? lets the dude talk for 5 seconds and then deadpan just, ' no i wont'..
Lol
This is how Charlie needs to do his videos
Mystery box content includes:
2gs of heroin.
1 child slave.
4 actual massage therapists who are only specialized in foot massage.
Thats a common one, I heard the legendary ones are waaaaay better.
1084840683932002 . legendary mystery box *2* *infant* *slaves*
@@hoffer_moment aww dude I want one
Hold up so Dan Schnider is in the box?
Mine was an uncommon roll from what I have read up, I got a severed woman's head in a jar, I suppose its been pickled, a bloody axe, and a resealed bank notice with my pen name hand written on it over some whiteout. I assume its just enough evidence to accuse me of rape or murder, luckily I remembered to slap on my rubber gloves before going into the box.
I like how he plays like 5 seconds and then a quick cut. I LOVE THAT😂😂 Never fails to make me laugh
the way Charlie responds with a straight face is just
Merch: from $20 to $19.99
What a legend
Void EM lol
420th like
580th like
Wait really?
666th like
First was the Content Cop, now it’s the Moisture Police
The Vaseline Vigilante
Lieutenant lubricant
Moisture Moderator
Chief Cumbucket
Damp Detective?
This cut in and cut out of Charlie being a total comic was perfect.
I throw the phrase "im lost brain cells" around from time to time, but I can actually feel myself getting stupider by watching this unboxing shit
“Don’t EVER devalue his hard work. He went to a separate party city for that chain” is the best quote
Are you supposed to be Levi?
@@albertaipalook1753 same question
@@albertaipalook1753 l mean maybe
@@Universe1966r yeah maybe
I was reading this when he said that lol
*”Guys, THIS STUFF LOOKS SO EXPENSIVE”*
*”Guys, This is proof this stuff is from egypt!”*
Opens a box full of *”Made in China”*
You look like you think avocados are spicy
@@rR-ng1rx haha very funny I am laughing at a high volume right now
@@returntrip5763 HAHAHAHAH ROTFLHAHAHA
@@lotus_flower2001 haha very funny I am laughing at a high volume right now
@@returntrip5763 haha very funny I'm laughing at a high volume right now
02:22 you spend 950 dollars and you might get a bear
1:30 he pressed x to doubt
The writings on that egyptian thing probably means "made in china"
Lol.
U literally just copied this comment from the one on PewDiePie’s video about this.. -_-
@@pouneh111 so?
@Mike Hunt, Hey, just sayin’.
Dhut
Nah, D.W is Arthur's sister.
Oh hello again miss.
@@bballmaster1209 Pretty sure the show ended a while back. Haven't really checked though.
I was waiting for this comment
*WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY*
Wow, chopped up parts of Arthur's sister. The dark web has it all.
Saw your vids like a year ago first. Ow I saw every single video and watch you everyday, I think charlie is my spirit animal
Charlie just interrupting the video every time he says something is the funniest shit ever I swear 😂😂
4:52
As a 2000 years Egyptian peasant I can say these words means "Made in China"
I particularly like that there is a price tag on the bottom you just barely see as he turns it around (and presumably he is covering up with his hand when he notices it.
@@tyler281 nobody cares lol
@@tyler281 welcome to the internet we can copy things
@@tyler281 and the comment on pewds video said 2000 B.C and this one is 2000 years Egyptian so this is not entirely copied
@@tyler281 people can copy things
Yep, because every Egyptian knows how to read “haroldglyphics”
Bruh.
Because everybody in egypt speaks a dead and nearly undeciphered language...
not to mention the sticker on the bottom
egyptian here, bird boat eagle wavey line up up down down
@@seifVI I stand corrected
Glad he put [turbo scary] in the title so I was prepared, I would've never survived if it wasn't for Charlie's gracefulness
3:28 What else would D. W stand for?
Distilled Water
"Oh my god, what is this? Who has touched this?" He is acting like he found a lost occultist goblet used for rituals.
Instead it's cheap plastic Halloween cup. Kind of a metaphor for his content.
Bro I have one of those cups
@@Citgo. You ordered a Dark Web (Deep web? Idrc what that asshole said in the video) box?! Omg are you insane?! Did you get your money back from the dollar store tra- I mean totally real Egyptian relics?!
I have one too as soon as I saw it and he showed a glimpse of what's in the box I said to myself either he's an idiot or this video is fake and suprisingly it's BOTH.
At least it wasn’t the Cum Chalice.
WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!
when pewdiepie admits that he steals from you
he gave him a shout out tho so there is nothing he steals from this guy
Aaron Bell
welcome to youtube nowdays
have you hear it about reaction channel? well if you said pewdiepie stolen other videos. then you also saying that reaction channel are stolen videos too, fool.
Yeah but I found Critical b/c of Pewds and been binge watching here ever since, so I’m pretty sure Critical comes out ahead in the deal.
It a neverending cycle of stealing videos.
3 years still makes me smile
Probably the most chaotic Cr1tical video
i love how these youtubers think the dark web is like amazon or something.
amazon, but spooky!
amazon on crack
Amazon but evil! …wait…
It really is like Amazon tho.
Lol
Everyone knows that the first thing you should do on the dark web is give someone your shipping address. That's the best way to stay anonymous lol.
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
4:44 Had my dying lol
3:40 Absolute savage burn
“You’re gonna want to watch the previous 4 videos...”
I have never heard a man say 1 sentence thats enough for me to instantly think “how does this guy have friends”
He doesnt
They're not friends, they're business partners who can act
Same😕
Money
@@ZachPlum why did you open up the second krusty krab
everyone knows the dark web is one singular organization with a recognizable branding and a definite leader
Dan "the man with a plan and an unmarked van" Schneider.
anyone with a functioning brain would also know that the dark web has outlets where you can buy dolls n' shit in every mall in the world
And "Guaranteed 3 day shipping"
666th like
I bet that infamous hacker, 4chan is the leader of the dark web or as it’s known to us experts, the “deepiest web”
As someone who lives in Mississauga, we do not claim this man as our own 😂😂
0:45 that condo was near my dads condo, it was prob a 4 minute drive. Now it’s like 30 minutes he moved because he found out stromedy lives near him
D.W. stands for Dora Winifred. Dude clearly has to catch up on Arthur lore.
As a professor in Arthur lore, I agree with you.
Dicc Wett
If she can't spell her name how am i supposed to know it ?
Xd thats the one episode i remember clearly
Or am i just a bad 90s baby with 0 knowledge.
I think it's a mix of stroke and comedy because, if you think that's comedy you're having a stroke
lol nice one
Reminded me of Stomedy
I’m dead 😵
👏👏👏👏
Yeah guys
I come back to this video solely for the blank stare after the "hieroglyphics"
Charlie has been so much more forgiving since he became Jesus
Pulls out cup,
“OH mY gOd GuyS wHat thE heLl is ThiS!?”
What the hells a cup anyways?
The amount of times he has said “guys” is how many brain cells I’ve lost
153, and that’s just the portion shown
Jay station: rookie numbers
You're fine then
but multiplied x1000
Michael Lenartowicz when I counted it was 33
The begging of the video was hilarious 😂
His comments between the other person’s videos is so funny 😂
I swear I’m literally drinking tea every time he says “guys” more than once in one sentence 😭😭
Even a year old video still doesn’t fail to make me laugh I haven’t laughed so much in a long time you made my day
Why should a video lose the ability to make you laugh just bc its 1 year old
Moon L dies out
Moon L im assuming he meant cause he’s seen it a few times
Hell yea
True
The idea of some 9yos asking their parents for a stromedy hoodie makes me wanna die
"Lowering the price" is obvious code speak for "Please buy my shit"
@@theguybehindyou4762 I'm hoping they aren't selling and he's desperate to get rid of them, I think we all are.
YESCAFRESCA it’s sad, my little brother watches people like this. They aren’t people to look up to.
He actually brought some merch of one of these kinds of UA-camrs, and it’s just so sad. I’ve never understood why kids look up to people like this. They aren’t good people, they’re annoying and obnoxious, and they only do it for money.
YESCAFRESCA All the cool 9 year olds watch PewDiePie.
Guanjyn You like Mr Oizo so im inclined to agree
Penguinz0’s voice is so monotone it make the jokes so much better
In the beginning, how he was interrupting Stromedy was hilarious
You sounded like a disappointed father when you were responding to him
He always sounds like a disappointed father.
My daddy issues are trying so hard to crawl out of my pants.
Ah fuck I finished typing that at 4:54 and now I feel guilty
The disappointed father that Stromedy should have had.
I liked the part where Stromedy said "guys".
You mean human malteser
the trend with these unboxing stuff it is weird that why these things would be in a box
HEY YOU GUYYYS!
it's Austin!
Guys! guys guys guys guysguysguys? G U Y S....
Charlie's very specific commentary in the first minute felt like he was saying my thoughts
Ight the back and fourth bit… quality, easily one of my favorite Charlie moments 😂
"Now we definitely know this box is from egypt."
I had some Lion King dolls mailed to me once, which is how I know the box was from Kenya and not my grandpa.
lmfao
As a dark web expert I can say:
The D.W actually stands for, "Dicc Wett."
Slurp slurp
@@mdahsenmirza2536 baby girl
@@mjustbenn2988 I'm tryna get my dicc wett
Amazing reference dude
It really stands for stupid dumb fuck lol
I don’t know how he can keep a straight face hearing his own voice
my first ever charlie video!! i'll forever remember this
"is that a cheeto crumb on the floor?"
" *it's a cursed cheeto crumb now* "
Underrated comment
Magic *snort snort*
@@Matt-ov1xl mmmmm. Snort snort
Bang, in the box
@@Matt-ov1xl mmmmm. Snort snort
Gotta love the dead stare at 4:53. Perfect reaction.
Hey Digby
I lost my shit at that
What are *you* doin round these parts
oh hey
top ten anime crossover
"Old mirror". I literally have that exact mirror 2 feet away from me right now. Pretty spoooooky!
love the quick price check you did on 4:39 XD
couldn't stop laughing
"Look at this cup, you guuuys. Holy crap. It's a cup..."
I think he was taking the piss with that one, everyone has seen those things everywhere when halloween comes around, unless this kid really is a fucking moron.
Freak96
Well that is the only type of person that would watch this so probably
@@WellCookedPotatoes It is amazing idiots like that kid exist.
Im not afraid of cups
@@tomisaki6 I ain't 'fraid of no cups.
Damn I ain’t know the Dark Web started selling loot boxes
its part of the new DLC.
The two type of people
*HIT OR MISS*
They give you new skins every week
Ive got an instruction how to do a default dance
That was my favorite back and forth Charlie has done
This video that just got recommended to me just turned 3 years old.
Imagine having a life so vanilla rha you actually think this is what's for sale on the dark web.
"What could be inside a dark web box?"
Abducted children and heroin, probably.
someones pp, maybe.
Probably a shribbled up gnome's ear.
The heroin sounds fun
The souls of the damned and forsaken pilgrims that dared cross the unholy plains of the youtube 3am videos.
The foreskins of 36 virgin fortnite content creators.
This guy just found some millennium Items in a random box. This box was definitely sent by an Egyptian deity/pharaoh of sorts!
Maybe not on that little statue thing but you would be surprised how cheap gold plating is. It could have actually been plated, depends what the statue is made from