As soon as Lindsey brought up the credit score tidbits I was wondering if it was going to circle back to the "does anyone want to go buy a car with my tonight?" bit from the Hide and Seek Video
I love how much Patrick hates literally everything. I'd watch a show called "No, It sucks" that's just Patrick telling everyone why the things they like suck.
Man, there's never been anything like that before. Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry Joe, Literally 50% of Reviewers On UA-cam In The Early 2000s.
"Stop making fun of the things I love" "Why? how else will you learn to stop loving them?" Patrick, you should be in politics or something. I'd vote for you.
@@Jerberus heart. ive had experiences where i noticed a burning in my chest, or just my heart in general come alive. i know ull say its all perceived by the brain, but yea, i personally believe in the heart. i will say, letting go is an important thing to be able to do, especially when love is involved.
@@MrNeworb it's been a long time but i believe the Left Behind books are very "fuck yeah america, god should wipe the earth clean, but also america!!!!"
I never got a "murica" vibe from the books. I do remember however how hed go into insane detail about doubious logistical agendas and how one tiny difference in two helicopters where somehow a 1cm difference in the place of a bolt will make them capable of different things that are important to the plot.
This game is special to me. My big brother bought me my first gaming console for my birthday and he got this game with it because I really enjoyed the movies. I remember staying up all night playing this game thinking the graphics looked so good! Best big brother ever!
Love the early year content that has always been either just filmed or filmed months ago. Also “Licensed to Kill” is too good of a title for this not to be a series.
It's because we were all conditioned by Uncharted to love set piece third person games that were basically on rails. Lol I had the same experience but revisited it like five years later and it was NOT good. Lol
Yeah, I think this was the first game that I got 100% of the achievements on. Some of the boss fights were frustrating, but I was super into the Bourne movies and totally excited to play as Bourne
The doctors take one look at your kidneys see how they are just shriveled up beans at this point. They just say yikes and throw it in the bin saying it will probably do more harm than good to someone who is a match 🤣
this is such a fucking awesome show idea. hell yeah. I spent the entire video trying to determine if I had a latent memory of playing this game or if it was quantum of solace. 10/10
Am I the only one here who actually read Ludlum BEFORE the Bourne movies? I have actually read The Icarus Agenda and The Scarlatti Inheritance. When I was around 16. Bow before my power.
What a sad time to be a kid, get the shrek game or fantastic 4 and it being beyond atrocious and that being all i would get for the next few months 😆. In reality i loved growing up at that time though, just dang man the movie games were normally bad. Matrix was great game thougu
I'd really like to see Alfredo from AH thrown into the mix one day. Like Lindsey, Michael, etc make sense. Alfredo is such a Wild Card. It could go great or really awkward and I'd love to see it
Bruh, I had an over 800 credit score until I tried to get a mortgage. Then the house was full of asbestos and lead, so I bailed, but my credit score never recovered. I'm still mad, and technically homeless. Bullshit.
Honestly, for being a licensed game from 2008 this doesn't look terrible at all. Patrick says it plays terrible but at least it doesn't look terrible and I like the Ammo UI. Even got a 7,3 from IGN. But they really could have spent some money to get Matt Damon, if that's supposed to be Bourne. But th
This is actually Matt Damon's audition tape for a new Horror Anthology series. "Tales From the Crypto." Blood, Guts, Bodily Harm... it's got it all! And if you act fast and invest today, you get a free Buy-One-Get-One-Free Nipple Transplant.
I didn't know that Jason Bourne was one of those roles which gets passed down to new actors intermittently like a garbage James Bond, that's interesting to find out. Now if you'll excuse me, I suddenly want to inquire about a Master Card.
It's not lol, Jeremy Renner wasn't actually Jason Bourne in his Bourne movie. It was set in the same universe and he was on some other team and when Bourne's stuff all happened it was decided that team should be eliminated.
I actually enjoyed this game a bit. It wasn't spectacular or anything, but it was a welcome diversion. I actually kind of miss the days of the videogame industry that wasn't just a landscape of franchises that are largely the same.
What Lindsey said about credit scores isn't entirely true. I had the exact opposite experience that she did, an app said mine was really low when my actual score was like 100 points up
This is like the 10th time Patrick has ruined Lindsay’s childhood and I’m here for it. Looking forward to the rest of this series!
I love Patrick's ability to play the games decently while also shittin on every old movie and explaining why they're bad
As soon as Lindsey brought up the credit score tidbits I was wondering if it was going to circle back to the "does anyone want to go buy a car with my tonight?" bit from the Hide and Seek Video
I am so impossibly hyped for this series, what a great/terrible era for licensed games.
Are there any licensed game videos before this one?
@@zvolchen117 no this is the first
If somebody doesn't make a Lindsay Simulator where you play through the struggles of a 33 year old woman in LA with a 7 month old dog, I'll be cranky.
Then you'll be in the right mindset to roleplay as Lindsey.
Only 2 weeks old!!!!
It’s been 10 months….is somebody cranky?
I love how much Patrick hates literally everything.
I'd watch a show called "No, It sucks" that's just Patrick telling everyone why the things they like suck.
Man, there's never been anything like that before. Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry Joe, Literally 50% of Reviewers On UA-cam In The Early 2000s.
"Stop making fun of the things I love"
"Why? how else will you learn to stop loving them?"
Patrick, you should be in politics or something. I'd vote for you.
Who says there'll be voting involved? Didn't the mustache tip you off?
“Learn” to stop loving them, as if loving is a process that happens in the brain 🤣
@@metalgeartrusty Were else would the chemical reaction compelling humans to breed come from?
@@Jerberus heart. ive had experiences where i noticed a burning in my chest, or just my heart in general come alive. i know ull say its all perceived by the brain, but yea, i personally believe in the heart. i will say, letting go is an important thing to be able to do, especially when love is involved.
Just for the record Elyse, Robert Ludlum's books are great if you want airport spy thrillers like Tom clancy but way less "fuck yeah america" in 'em.
What if I want more, "Fuck yeah America?" Like a comedically large amount? Who's a good author?
@@MrNeworb it's been a long time but i believe the Left Behind books are very "fuck yeah america, god should wipe the earth clean, but also america!!!!"
I never got a "murica" vibe from the books. I do remember however how hed go into insane detail about doubious logistical agendas and how one tiny difference in two helicopters where somehow a 1cm difference in the place of a bolt will make them capable of different things that are important to the plot.
@@oh-not-the-bees7872 you never got a 'murica' vibe from tom clancy books?!
@@MrNeworb John Ringo, "Live Free or Die," a book about how American capitalism defeats a communist imperial alien menace.
Lindsey and Patrick are best duo. Their constant bickering and laughter is so much fun to see.
Lyndsey is clearly drinking when she walks out each time.
Steven Segal did a beat'em up game called, "The Final Option," and it is a fucking dumpster fire.
This game is special to me. My big brother bought me my first gaming console for my birthday and he got this game with it because I really enjoyed the movies. I remember staying up all night playing this game thinking the graphics looked so good! Best big brother ever!
Great premise, great intro, great video description... oh and a great episode as well :D
Swear to god, I thought After Earth and Gemini Man were released like a year apart.
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
Something about Patrick narrating the licensed to kill thing made me feel like 2022 is in the distant future lmao
I love hoya plants, my mom has had one since before I was born and it's so pretty when it flowers.
Love the early year content that has always been either just filmed or filmed months ago. Also “Licensed to Kill” is too good of a title for this not to be a series.
I remember playing the first mission for this over and over again intermittently and then never progressing beyond that
I remember playing this game when it came out and absolutely loving it, don't know if I'd have the same experience playing it back now.
It's because we were all conditioned by Uncharted to love set piece third person games that were basically on rails. Lol I had the same experience but revisited it like five years later and it was NOT good. Lol
Yeah, I think this was the first game that I got 100% of the achievements on. Some of the boss fights were frustrating, but I was super into the Bourne movies and totally excited to play as Bourne
Amazing premise for a series.
Pray this series becomes Patrick getting angry at everyone's favourite movies/TV shows
The fights make me want to see them play shifu whenever that comes out
Everytime the crew looses they grow older! :D
Patrick ripping off them rose colored glasses and slapping that nostalgia away
That effect on Jacob's voice is gnarly.
Patrick and Lindsey are opposites like the Yin and the Yang only two different shades of white
I'm checked off as an organ donor but once they see them they'd be like "uh nevermind" probably.
Eh, beggars can't be choosers, right?
The doctors take one look at your kidneys see how they are just shriveled up beans at this point. They just say yikes and throw it in the bin saying it will probably do more harm than good to someone who is a match 🤣
I'm honestly surprised that Jacob even knows about the fights from NHL Hitz.
this is such a fucking awesome show idea. hell yeah.
I spent the entire video trying to determine if I had a latent memory of playing this game or if it was quantum of solace. 10/10
"Are you gonna believe...? You're not going to believe this....."
Saw the lost game in the trailer and I'm very ready for this series. Btw there's a fight club game worth looking at.
Geoff Keighley in a sweater kicks ass!
Am I the only one here who actually read Ludlum BEFORE the Bourne movies? I have actually read The Icarus Agenda and The Scarlatti Inheritance. When I was around 16. Bow before my power.
nah i read a ton of ludlum's books. so much better than clancy.
whenever Lindsay throws something, you better watch out. I've never heard an octopus make sounds like that before.
"Everyone is wearing their slickest clothes today." hahaha
I'm glad Patrick has the intelligence to not disparage the ultimate classic that is The Princess Bride. He knows when a joke goes to far.
I think in a different video he said he hates the princess bride, that's what they are referring to lol
This is gold
dude I have forgotten about this game for so long. I played this all the way thru once and wiped it from my memory.
Ah the 90s and early 2000s. Where the licensed video games are as plentiful as the movies.
What a sad time to be a kid, get the shrek game or fantastic 4 and it being beyond atrocious and that being all i would get for the next few months 😆. In reality i loved growing up at that time though, just dang man the movie games were normally bad. Matrix was great game thougu
I'd really like to see Alfredo from AH thrown into the mix one day. Like Lindsey, Michael, etc make sense. Alfredo is such a Wild Card. It could go great or really awkward and I'd love to see it
It's MAN HUNTER! With amnesia
Lindsay's appearance could be described as defiant.
I saw Barbie Riding Club in the intro and I swear if you don't play that game I will be INCREDIBLY disappointed.
What a concept for this series. The cluttered sea of licensed trash is endless! 😁
Patrick's idea to have dying people compete for his organs would make a sick movie.
I got 'The Icarus Agenda' at a yard-sale for 50 cents when I was in high school. It was actually pretty good.
I ALSO love New Girl, _Patrick_
I love how insulated Lindsey sounded when she asked if Master Card sponsored the game.
This was honestly one of my all time favourite game growing up
In relation to New Girl, Patrick is such a Nick.
Patrick's grumpy on his birthday!
Oh well. Happy birthday Patrick!
Bruh, I had an over 800 credit score until I tried to get a mortgage. Then the house was full of asbestos and lead, so I bailed, but my credit score never recovered. I'm still mad, and technically homeless. Bullshit.
Credit score system is just a way for people to be voluntary slaves to money and the people who own said money.
Can't wait to see more of these licensed games!
Honestly, for being a licensed game from 2008 this doesn't look terrible at all. Patrick says it plays terrible but at least it doesn't look terrible and I like the Ammo UI.
Even got a 7,3 from IGN.
But they really could have spent some money to get Matt Damon, if that's supposed to be Bourne.
But th
It had some nice character physics in the action scenes.
and it's actually a cool game, i played like 4 times as a kid when i had nothing to play, pretty fun
Lindsey at 8:49 is giving me Tony Soprano vibes. Lol
Friends is so bad, Patrick is doing Lindsey a favor by torturing her till she hates it too.
Remember Moby? Good time.
That Jacob shirt is so gunDamn dope
Oh I think I saw the Beowulf game in the intro
I feel like the "FunHaus has been out of ideas" line has been used since Bruce was there 😂
Does Spider One know he left his tactical punk glasses in your office?
Thank you Patrick, for giving us what we've wanted.
The moment when you realize that Funhaus muppet babies are already in their 30s
13:22 no no no no no no no...yeah...yeah 🎶
Elyse delivering the “funhaus insurance will help you lighten your nips” right to camera is incredible.
I bought this game along with Prison Break used at Gamestop as a kid and they were both surprisingly good
If you guys don’t play one of the Barbie horse games for this you are missing out 😎
I actually remember liking this game when it came out
Lindsay will be a great Spy since she can sneak in and out of videos very quietly.
Me and my brother used to play this game all the time!
SHARE FOR JACOB'S SURGERY!
The ladies bringing great topics to beat up people too
lindsey and patrick have the beef of the century
This is actually Matt Damon's audition tape for a new Horror Anthology series.
"Tales From the Crypto."
Blood, Guts, Bodily Harm... it's got it all!
And if you act fast and invest today, you get a free Buy-One-Get-One-Free Nipple Transplant.
Jesus Christ it's Jacob Fullerton!
Did anybody think when Lindsey said big badaboom she sounded just Milla Jovovich from the fifth element?
Like the muppet babies!
0:25 Holy shit! That belch was so hard, my UA-cam crashed!
aussie with insomnia here stoppin by early
My senior father loves the bourne movies like they gave birth to me
Why the New Girl hate? That show is the best!
New Girl is a fucking masterpiece Patrick!
Ahoya to you too
My name was said multiple times in this episode. I happy
great title hahah
They couldn't get Matt Damon for this game but they managed to rope in the actor that played Marie somehow
They better play Wanted: Weapons Of Fate. That game was dope
Get Nick Wiger on one of these as a guest, he used to work in the video game industry
I didn't know that Jason Bourne was one of those roles which gets passed down to new actors intermittently like a garbage James Bond, that's interesting to find out. Now if you'll excuse me, I suddenly want to inquire about a Master Card.
It's not lol, Jeremy Renner wasn't actually Jason Bourne in his Bourne movie. It was set in the same universe and he was on some other team and when Bourne's stuff all happened it was decided that team should be eliminated.
@@bingo5387 Ah, my mistake hahaha! I was thinking the Bourne films were around for far longer than I'd realised.
I need more of Patrick hot takes
I actually enjoyed this game a bit. It wasn't spectacular or anything, but it was a welcome diversion. I actually kind of miss the days of the videogame industry that wasn't just a landscape of franchises that are largely the same.
Patrick, what are your thoughts on the "Most Valuable Primate" movies. Specifically, MVP 2 (Most Vertical Primate).
After earth is almost 11 years old
Keep up the good work Patrick. Fuck them things
Lindsey was fucking hilarious in this one
What Lindsey said about credit scores isn't entirely true. I had the exact opposite experience that she did, an app said mine was really low when my actual score was like 100 points up
This game gets a lot of slack, but I sincerely enjoyed it
Would watch the fuck out of a botany series done by Lindsay
I've played this game before.
More Lindsay tantrums please