Half in the Bag Episode 135: Justice League

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  • @SimBol1216
    @SimBol1216 4 роки тому +1627

    Flash: "What are your superpowers again?"
    Rich Evans: "I'm Rich."

  • @Jeff_in_3D
    @Jeff_in_3D 3 роки тому +2180

    “This does feel like a movie that has, like, an hour 45 missing” this aged well

    • @archief1
      @archief1 3 роки тому +85

      Then manage to do it every time

    • @examiningkubrickphilosofia1530
      @examiningkubrickphilosofia1530 3 роки тому +39

      They were only off by two hours. LOL

    • @blacklisted351
      @blacklisted351 3 роки тому +192

      @@examiningkubrickphilosofia1530 1 hr 45 missing would be 3 hr 45 min total, so they were only 15 min off. Also, the joker scene was added in later, so they were almost exactly right

    • @olotocolo
      @olotocolo 3 роки тому +35

      it's funniest when they try to guess what scenes were in Snyder's cut and they fail soo miserably. Even they couldn't guess how much they fucked up the snyder version

    • @georgestetson5572
      @georgestetson5572 3 роки тому +20

      Both movies sucked just one a little less then the other and they shoe horned the joker in there for no reason whatsoever I can’t believe these guys didn’t even touch on that

  • @dinodm4083
    @dinodm4083 7 років тому +3495

    Rich saying "where's the governments arguing over who gets superman's body?" Makes me think of an idea: suicide squad would've been awesome if it was a heist to get superman's body for argus. Could've set up Cadmus.

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 7 років тому +314

      Holy shit that would have been amazing!

    • @Madman-ym8dh
      @Madman-ym8dh 7 років тому +345

      AngusJoker I wish screenwriters would have imagination like that.

    • @lsauchelli
      @lsauchelli 7 років тому +270

      They do. But they're not allowed to because, Warner and Snyder.

    • @dickonmanwoody7599
      @dickonmanwoody7599 7 років тому +201

      That would have been amazing and would have gave suicide squad a reason to exist. Wow that really is a good idea the more i think about it.

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 7 років тому +195

      Awesome idea, but then how would they have crammed a sky-raping lightning dick into it?

  • @NoahRichard
    @NoahRichard 6 років тому +3448

    > Mike forgets Aquaman's name
    > Somehow comes up with obscure Marvel character "Submariner"

    • @garlicxlr
      @garlicxlr 5 років тому +79

      I only know that Submariner exist because I played the PS1 Spiderman game and they namedropped him...

    • @Dog-999i
      @Dog-999i 5 років тому +103

      No one forgets a man in a tiny green speedo.

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 5 років тому +7

      Noah Richard I think he was talking about Water World

    • @lucasaccardo360
      @lucasaccardo360 5 років тому +48

      there's nothing obscure about Namor, it's a very popular character

    • @SuperGamerxl
      @SuperGamerxl 5 років тому +31

      @Spit Dragon Namor is a cooler name than aquaman

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 7 років тому +3390

    That slowly melting ice cube is a good metaphor for the DC expanded universe

    • @kevinrivera6434
      @kevinrivera6434 7 років тому +200

      Kor O'Connell More smart and subtle than Snyder films.

    • @hqamar1680
      @hqamar1680 7 років тому +31

      Kor O'Connell that slowly melting ice cube is a good metaphor for ur sex life

    • @rudeboyhatesemo
      @rudeboyhatesemo 7 років тому +117

      Except for the "slowly" part, yeah. WB/DC is acting like they've got a marathon to win.

    • @hqamar1680
      @hqamar1680 7 років тому

      Jordan Siron who said it was a fucking marathon. How r the fuck r they rushing

    • @margarethafalco63
      @margarethafalco63 7 років тому +3

      Kor O'Connell Ouch ...

  • @SouperSharked9000
    @SouperSharked9000 5 років тому +1158

    "That's what Max Landis said."
    *slide whistle sound

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 5 років тому +133

      Cut to shot of Mike

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 роки тому +15

      What *did* he do? I heard that a woman came forward and gave a very very general statement, like, "he did a bad thing" but I never heard anything more or and sort of details or clarification?

    • @katsuyorishibata9951
      @katsuyorishibata9951 4 роки тому +11

      Who?

    • @cynical-bastard5463
      @cynical-bastard5463 4 роки тому +4

      @@katsuyorishibata9951 Joe

    • @cynical-bastard5463
      @cynical-bastard5463 4 роки тому +4

      @@Phoenix0F8 that's what I want to to know

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 7 років тому +1035

    Ten years from now, when we're halfway into the Chutes 'n' Ladders Dark Multiverse Prequel Trilogy Vol. IIa: Count Chocula vs. The GEICO Cavemen Part I: The Razing Of Candyland, we'll be pining for the days the infection was limited to superhero movies.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +55

      The only people who've been able to properly execute the shared universe concept are the people who pioneered the idea: Marvel. WB and Universal have demonstrated that just having a shared universe isn't a recipe for success. The problem is that Hollywood often misinterprets success. They see the MCU and think, "Oh, this is successful because it's a shared universe, we don't need to worry about story, characters, tone, look, cohesiveness, casting, direction or anything else. If it features the nerds favorite characters, people will come out in droves to see it." You saw this years ago with the movie craze for trilogies. They saw that Lord of the Rings was a massive hit, and so everyone thought that trilogies were the way to go. It wasn't that LOTR was well directed, looked amazing and blended it's combination of CG and practical effects in a way that was fantastic and near flawless, told a great story and had an amazing cast (that kick started a lot of peoples careers none of that mattered, it was the fact that it was a trilogy that was why it made money. Even the people who made Lord of the Rings made the same mistake later when they did the Hobbit series. The Hobbit should have been two movies at most (or just a long single movie), they got greedy and tried to do another trilogy and they ended up with a bloated mess that veered too far from the source material (which to be fair is the weakest of Tolkien's books). This is also why we ended up with "The Dark Knight Trilogy" when it was clear they didn't really have a third act written for the story. The reason the MCU has succeeded is that Marvel is committed to actually making good individual movies, that happen to fit together as the interlocking pieces of a larger whole. That's why the MCU works, the individual movies are actually worth watching, and so you get invested with the characters and want to follow everyone's journey.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +7

      That's an interesting point about the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That's the first time anybody tries blending fictional characters in that way in modern cinema (you could argue something like Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman). However you also see that that movie was a total disaster and actually wrecked several peoples careers (including it's director) and drove Sean Connery, one of the most storied and bankable stars in Hollywood, into retirement.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 7 років тому +10

      Lamashtar Oh good. That's wonderful. We should go on social media and spread hype about this exciting new action adventure romance horror vertically integrated portfolio of value-added enjoyment assets. I for one am Very Excited about all the innovations this Very Exciting soft reboot hashtag.

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 7 років тому +10

      pittland44 You could also say the same thing for what Twilight and Harry Potter starting the “Final Book into Two Movies” trend.

    • @lsebastian9086
      @lsebastian9086 6 років тому +4

      We know when something goes good, imitators and greed appear....but the hwole deal of the final book into two movies got destroyed after hunger games....wich affected the avengers 3 plan so...

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 5 років тому +213

    Steppenwolf looks like a guy Kratos would kill during the tutorial sequence. This is how we block, this button is heavy attack, are we good, okay here's a throwaway miniboss.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Місяць тому

      The only thing you're missing is where Kratos' creator pauses the game to lecture you about white privilege and pronouns.

  • @mateuszjesionkowski3741
    @mateuszjesionkowski3741 7 років тому +442

    "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
    - Vampire Assassin to Jay Bauman ( 2017 )

  • @RingTeam
    @RingTeam 7 років тому +429

    "I judge movies on whether or not I'm miserable."
    -Mike Stoklasa

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 роки тому +6

      "The more miserable the more I like it"
      - Mike Stoklasa

  • @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer
    @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer 7 років тому +142

    So, Clark Kent, a man who had an open casket funeral, and had people from his work, attend the funeral and write him an obituary in the newspaper he worked for. Comes back to life, weeks/months later. Literally back to life. Not even lampshaded.

  • @Dutchyy
    @Dutchyy 6 років тому +1543

    DC missed a great opportunity to name the Motherboxes "Marthaboxes"

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 6 років тому +84

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!!!!

    • @marcelosilvestre244
      @marcelosilvestre244 5 років тому +23

      WHYYY DID YOU SAY THAT NAAAAAAAA

    • @youngboss2071
      @youngboss2071 4 роки тому +11

      SAVE MaRThaaaaaaaaa!!!!!😭😭😭😭

    • @LuisRuiz-tl9uv
      @LuisRuiz-tl9uv 3 роки тому +11

      The Martha scene is probably one of the most powerful scenes in a superhero film.

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 3 роки тому +26

      @@LuisRuiz-tl9uv I definitely laughed powerfully

  • @davidmorris7191
    @davidmorris7191 7 років тому +811

    "I thought it was so bad, it was great!"
    -Mike Stoklasa in front of a wall covered with "Vampire Assassin" dvds

    • @Targisvear
      @Targisvear 5 років тому +8

      That's Mike everyday, anywhere, about any film.

  • @Jonassoe
    @Jonassoe 7 років тому +505

    Anybody remember the Justice League cartoon from the early 2000's? An entire fucking TV series with interesting plots and relatable characters, and when it's time to make a live-action movie, the best they can do is "badguy from space wants magic cubes".

    • @Jonassoe
      @Jonassoe 7 років тому +7

      That's true. Everybody just kind of showed up.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 7 років тому +53

      The JL cartoon series from the early 2000's,JL-Unlimited series,who followed and Young Justice,put the entire DCEU to shame,in terms of quality storytelling,characters and action.Generally speaking are the animated DC movies and series,top-notch,it's really funny,that they just can't manage to keep this quality on their live-action movies,with a couple of exceptions like Nolan's Batman trilogy or Wonder Woman.

    • @weirdotzero7065
      @weirdotzero7065 7 років тому +19

      1. I loved that show.
      2. Describing the movie like that, I realize it's literally the Avengers, but instead of one magic cube, ITS THREE! Totally makes it better, DC.

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 7 років тому +4

      King Chrollo what about Vixen?

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 7 років тому +1

      Oda Swifteye Probably because Superman and Batman already had development in their own shows, and Flash was introduced in Superman's

  • @grantphillips6524
    @grantphillips6524 3 роки тому +364

    “It does feel like a movie where there’s a good 1 hr and 45 min missing” -Mike Stoklasa, JL2017: 120 min, Snyder cut: 4 hrs 2 min

    • @blacklisted351
      @blacklisted351 3 роки тому +39

      Plus, the joker scene was added in later, so they were even closer

    • @jabooosh
      @jabooosh 2 роки тому +14

      He always has such oddly specific predictions

    • @magicrectangleEnt
      @magicrectangleEnt 7 місяців тому

      Probably coulda hit that target just by upping the slo-mo use to Snyderian levels

  • @JAFOpty
    @JAFOpty 6 років тому +1534

    I burst into laughter when Bruce gave this monologue on how the World needs Superman.... he tried to kill him a couple of weeks before, right?

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 6 років тому +263

      yeah but since his mommy's name is martha that means he must be good

    • @okramoffacebook1381
      @okramoffacebook1381 6 років тому +33

      Changed his mind.

    • @Bubbalicious18
      @Bubbalicious18 5 років тому +97

      Thats what happens when you rush multiple movies worth of character development. The price of doing whatever it takes to be different from the competition

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 4 роки тому +28

      The speech on why the World needs Superman comes really fucking great from someone who said "He has the power to take out the entire human race and if we believe there is even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!" especially when you also consider how that certain someone is also responsible for Superman's death.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +17

      His conversion ranks right up there with Anakin turning to the dark side, in about 20 seconds...

  • @jonnyethco
    @jonnyethco 7 років тому +987

    "Fuck movies" makes me laugh every time.

    • @RuiZavier
      @RuiZavier 7 років тому +14

      HOW MUCH LONGER ON THOSE MOUTH WATERING CAKES! ! ! ! !

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 7 років тому +4

      It's Appsro...!

    • @YMCLilRodney
      @YMCLilRodney 7 років тому

      make another animation you hack fraud

    • @chriskindler10
      @chriskindler10 3 роки тому +5

      half in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

    • @frankirons9337
      @frankirons9337 3 роки тому +3

      I was in the mood for hearing the phrase rn and they delivered.
      *_I CLAPPED!_*

  • @NekoMouser
    @NekoMouser 7 років тому +483

    Apparently WB offered REPEATEDLY to pay for the digital addition of a mustache to the other movie because it was cheaper to add one than remove one, and the other studio repeatedly said no, he had to keep the real 'stache. So you're right on both counts--it would have been cheaper to add a fake one AND you're right that the other movie was still like "suck it, DCU."

    • @bwtrader
      @bwtrader 6 років тому +74

      NekoMouser Mission Impossibie was alot better...glad that film wasn’t ruined. Lol

    • @FrantiC119
      @FrantiC119 5 років тому +65

      The thing people don't get is they'd already shot scenes with the real mustache and then to gamble those scenes looking different due to adding a CGI mustache in other scenes with no real benefit to the other studio means no one in their right mind would make him shave it. Worst case scenario you're going to have to reshoot old scenes with again, no benefit to you.

    • @apetit8687
      @apetit8687 5 років тому +39

      Man, they should have just let superman have a mustache.

    • @dignerds
      @dignerds 5 років тому +13

      @@FrantiC119 Here's an idea...How about not butchering the director's vision and not using his daughter's death as a PR cover

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому +3

      @@apetit8687 this would been the answer

  • @HappyCynic
    @HappyCynic 7 років тому +4953

    Marvel took characters I did not care about and made me care. DC took characters I care about and made me not care.

    • @emperater
      @emperater 7 років тому +216

      eldospinks Perfectly eloquently said

    • @Pepitobenito
      @Pepitobenito 7 років тому +209

      Never even thought about it but damn, you're spot on.

    • @alozor13
      @alozor13 7 років тому +208

      "DC stands for don't care"

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 7 років тому +47

      eldospinks so true! can I copy and paste your comment everywhere?

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 7 років тому +12

      VietnamD0820 Be my guest.

  • @NorthernRealmJackal
    @NorthernRealmJackal 6 років тому +2584

    Terrible script. Terrible jokes. Piss poor CGI. Very mediocre performances. And the pacing was way off..
    Honesty, RLM should just reboot itself and find better actors.. My dream fan-cast would be Ryan Gosling as Jay, Joaquin Phoenix as Mike and a fat Kirsten Dunst as Rich.

    • @NorthernRealmJackal
      @NorthernRealmJackal 6 років тому +73

      Zero Black - IDK. I guess simply a fat Kirsten Dunst playing Rich Evans playing Mr. Plinkett could work.

    • @eko2_
      @eko2_ 6 років тому +11

      Nils, good to see your movies are better. Oh wait, you're not making movies... You're just pretending to be a know it all movie director, but you're too lazy to direct a movie. That's right...

    • @EisenhornM41
      @EisenhornM41 6 років тому +36

      Joaquin Phoenix would put his absolute all into making an Oscar worthy Mike Stoklasa. Let's get Christian Bale as Jack.

    • @GhostOfBilly
      @GhostOfBilly 6 років тому +25

      @@eko2_ You'd be surprised. That guy actually made a silent stop motion film that was much more enjoyable than BVS. Though, I can't tell if your comment is a joke or not because you're posting a comment on a film criticism show while not understanding the most basic concept behind film or any other artistic criticism.

    • @johnstavropoulos7049
      @johnstavropoulos7049 6 років тому +4

      @@eko2_ RLM is a fake filmmaker who's claim to fame was just bashing some else's work. Make memorable and good films that people love, then they will be allowed to criticize someone else's work properly.
      I shall not take them seriously until then.

  • @nictysandvideotape7291
    @nictysandvideotape7291 7 років тому +937

    I'm bet J.K. Simmons is happy he spent all that time and effort getting super jacked for this. Worth it.

    • @soychidoese
      @soychidoese 7 років тому +73

      Nic, Tys and Videotape actually, he was jacked up before this movie so he can keep his guns

    • @nictysandvideotape7291
      @nictysandvideotape7291 7 років тому +174

      He was regular-old-man fit for sure, but then he got crazy ripped for this... did you see all those Instagram pics???? He looks incredible... and then he pops up in 4 minutes of screen time wearing like 4 layers of coats :) I hope he does keep the guns. Maybe he can be the new Liam Neeson... some kind of "retired but can still F you up" movie perhaps!

    • @MrSuperalan99
      @MrSuperalan99 6 років тому +5

      @@yeetboi9817 when he becomes batman for a bit yeah

    • @Dog-999i
      @Dog-999i 5 років тому +33

      We need a standalone origin story for JJ where he's super strong and fights menaces.

    • @Chameleonardodavinci
      @Chameleonardodavinci 5 років тому +43

      @@Dog-999i He'll be perfect for the upcoming Marvel J. Jonah Jameson movie, "J." announced for 2021.

  • @nighthawk4251
    @nighthawk4251 7 років тому +441

    So why did they have to do all this random shit to bring Superman back to life, but at the end of BVS the dirt on his coffin starts to rise as if he’s still alive?

    • @ScruffyLookin1138
      @ScruffyLookin1138 7 років тому +248

      It's because Warner Bros. didn't plan their films out well.

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 7 років тому +220

      Stop asking completely logical questions!

    • @popmonika
      @popmonika 7 років тому +93

      nighthawk4251 because dc assumed that everyone would be in a coma by the end of the film because of the braindead plot.

    • @megazion34
      @megazion34 7 років тому +2

      Carlos it was a mother box that gets its energy from something called the source (kinda like the speed force that gives the flash his speed) so it wouldn’t do anything to Superman because he gets his power from yellow stars

    • @bleack8701
      @bleack8701 7 років тому +8

      batman did say that he's not really dead. They basically defibrillated him

  • @contravariant_functor
    @contravariant_functor 7 років тому +468

    "Oh look, it's J.K. Simmons!"
    1 min later
    "Okay he had 3 lines, I guess he's gone for the rest of the movie now."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +12

      That's another problem I have with the DCEU's execution. They've cast a lot of great people (they really have) but they don't have anything for them to do (poor Henry Cavill). I think J.K. Simmons is a great actor and could have brought a lot of levity to Commissioner Gordon, but not if he's in the movie for a grand total of 5 minutes.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +3

      Bob Miller and let's not forget the childhood classic Harry Potter and the Drunken Bender.

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 6 років тому +15

      Justice League? FORGET THE JUSTICE LEAGUE I NEED PHOTOS , PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN!!!

    • @rydermccall3590
      @rydermccall3590 6 років тому

      Classic bait & switch.

    • @Alex-ff1jl
      @Alex-ff1jl 6 років тому +1

      Nanya Koncerno
      WE
      ARE
      FARMERS
      BUMBADUM BUMBUMBUMBUM

  • @PlotlinePlus
    @PlotlinePlus 7 років тому +2750

    DC stands for Don't Care. WB stands for Why Bother.

  • @rckkatansky5783
    @rckkatansky5783 7 років тому +1578

    Rich Evans is the key to all of this

    • @warriorcrab1319
      @warriorcrab1319 6 років тому +51

      Save Rich Evans save the world.

    • @deathmachine808
      @deathmachine808 6 років тому +109

      If we can get Rich working...

    • @rmsphotodesign
      @rmsphotodesign 6 років тому +78

      'cuz he's a funnier character than we've had before

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 6 років тому +6

      _Well..._

    • @danfred7127
      @danfred7127 6 років тому +7

      Mama Mia, Papa Pia. Baby got the diarrhea.

  • @deadpanman1649
    @deadpanman1649 7 років тому +1005

    I love how Rich’s accent returns as soon as the actual review is over.

    • @caldrogo9212
      @caldrogo9212 7 років тому +66

      VERY COOL

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 6 років тому +15

      Deadpan Man he's actually pretty loud and annoying, and frequently talks over the guys I'm trying to hear

    • @samcallanan3633
      @samcallanan3633 5 років тому +13

      @@nicholasgeere5125 I don't think he means to

  • @grt002
    @grt002 4 роки тому +419

    "Kathleen Kennedy, she-she's puttin' out Star Wars like a pimp puts a hooker out on the street. Star Wars has hiked up its skirt and it's giving BJ's and handies for a nickle a pop, and Kathy's countin' the money in a dingy hotel room."
    I watched every episode of Half in the Bag before this one again so I could find this one line that Mike says since I couldn't remember where it came from. Worth it. Going to keep watching all the other episodes. :)

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 роки тому +52

      “Recruit more pimps, more pushers!”

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 4 роки тому +10

      you could have asked

    • @alexthrailkill
      @alexthrailkill Рік тому +17

      28:52 for anyone looking specifically, lol

    • @theparadoxanalyser
      @theparadoxanalyser Рік тому +1

      ​@@alexthrailkill Thank you ;-)
      That's probably the funniest and most accurate Star Wars analogy I've ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @unimatrix3164
    @unimatrix3164 3 роки тому +81

    Fun fact: Mike, who clearly couldn't care less about these super hero films, had to watch this masterpiece (at least) three times. Once in the cinema, once for their commentary track and once to take notes for their Snyder Cut review.

  • @S76253
    @S76253 7 років тому +283

    I recognized "Just Ice" as a Best of the Worst joke and I clapped.

  • @DirkHoeppner
    @DirkHoeppner 7 років тому +55

    the one thing that would fix this movie is whenever Steppenwolf was on screen the background music was Magic Carpet Ride and by background i mean foreground with the rest of the audio muted and all the scenes where Steppenwolf is not on screen are cut out entirely

  • @ElOchentero
    @ElOchentero 7 років тому +3880

    Good thing Steppenwolf's mom's name wasn't Martha

    • @guyr3618
      @guyr3618 7 років тому +174

      #MarthaBox

    • @ultimatereviewer01
      @ultimatereviewer01 7 років тому +121

      Don't give them ideas!!!!!
      They might make Darkseid's mom be named Martha.

    • @TheMarshmelloKing
      @TheMarshmelloKing 6 років тому +129

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

    • @ravenwhiteduck3158
      @ravenwhiteduck3158 6 років тому +39

      OMG THAT'S MY MOMMMYS NAME!!!!!!!!!

    • @uni9759
      @uni9759 6 років тому +12

      This joke is dumb and lacks common sense. 2/10. Batman is a psycho and his mom's name triggered why hes Batman. Batman is world's greatest detective and always sees reason. Let me know if you need more knowledge to plop on your head.

  • @CheessusRiced
    @CheessusRiced 7 років тому +99

    "It's a film about family"
    That has to be one of the most clever visual gags I've ever seen.

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 7 років тому +1049

    Just-Ice League.
    *ALL FOR THAT FUCKING BIT, JAY.*

    • @ovisatma
      @ovisatma 7 років тому +39

      they used this joke in one of their Best of the worst episodes: ua-cam.com/video/kWKlmbTudD8/v-deo.html

    • @nailsnailsgoodinbed
      @nailsnailsgoodinbed 7 років тому +12

      Yeah, the other guy is right, it's a rlm callback

    • @logprb5048
      @logprb5048 7 років тому +68

      It's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @TheKnightBlade4
      @TheKnightBlade4 7 років тому +7

      ovisatma what else do you expect from hack frauds?

    • @mishab4065
      @mishab4065 7 років тому +5

      Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 horsey sauce kind of skit

  • @rob_4227
    @rob_4227 7 років тому +2496

    Mike is an angel sent to us to save us, but he lost interest and just does movies.

    • @Bloodynine606
      @Bloodynine606 7 років тому +125

      He's the hero we deserve, but not the one it needs right now.

    • @Tychoxi
      @Tychoxi 7 років тому +75

      Rob _ And the moral of the story is: "Don't do alcohol, cherubs."

    • @jopvos9242
      @jopvos9242 7 років тому +106

      Mike is the key to all of this

    • @scarythingsarescary6493
      @scarythingsarescary6493 7 років тому +30

      Mike is love, mike is life...

    • @spikethegodposter1293
      @spikethegodposter1293 7 років тому +8

      Anno niem urr If we can get him to work

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 7 років тому +1016

    I know comparing Nolan's take on comic book movies to WB's impossible nightmare disaster from Hell is old hate, but I wanna draw attention to something.
    Watch the Justice League trailer. Count the shots of apocalyptic doomsday shots of things blowing up (WHICH YOU HAVE TO DO OTHERWISE PEOPLE WILL ASSUME THIS FILM CONTAINS NO EXPLOSIONS). Now think about Nolan: What were the stakes at the end of every movie? Did the Joker wanna fire a blu laser at the sky? No, he just wanted to blow up a boat, but because the fundamental story was so compelling, we wind up caring way more about the 200 people on a boat than we do Space Warlord #4 's master plan to end daylights savings time.
    The simple fact is that the story dictates the stakes, not vice versa.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 7 років тому +55

      Trollificusv2 Thank you for not drawing attention to the six dozen typos in that post. I can monitor my Ambien usage entirely with my UA-cam comment history.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 7 років тому +8

      jimmy jams YOU DON OF A BITCH

    • @carrottoponcrak
      @carrottoponcrak 6 років тому +18

      You do realize that it was Nolan who hired Zack to do MoS and convinced the stuido to fund it, he also had a hand in the story and production on both MoS and BvS. Snyder and Nolan are friends and work on each others movies without taking anything but producer credits....Zack literally grew the corn for Interstellar and also helped out on The Dark Knight.

    • @stevenesbitt3528
      @stevenesbitt3528 6 років тому +3

      carrottoponcrak erm nuke at the end of the trilogy?

    • @carrottoponcrak
      @carrottoponcrak 6 років тому +3

      Steve Nesbitt What?

  • @MEEZLEMONSTER
    @MEEZLEMONSTER 5 років тому +139

    Also,
    Marvel: Takes 11 years and 22 films to build the Infinity Saga
    DC: Tries to cram the New Gods story into one movie.

    • @pepeshadilay
      @pepeshadilay Рік тому +6

      Also cramed "the death of Superman " comics into like a 10 minute scene In Batman v. Superman

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Рік тому

      ​@@pepeshadilayidiots

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Рік тому +1

      ​@@pepeshadilayshould been a tease at rhe end. And then a full movie. And rhen the supermen shaquil o neal as Steel cyborg superman superboy And skip the last guy

    • @pepeshadilay
      @pepeshadilay Рік тому +1

      @@turtleanton6539 super girl was the third?

    • @pepeshadilay
      @pepeshadilay Рік тому +4

      The death of Superman and then his three replacements were like some of the highest selling comics of all time ....and they fucked it up

  • @mporcelli77
    @mporcelli77 7 років тому +295

    The most disappointing part of the movie was that Steppenwolf never even played Born to be wild😡

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +7

      I think my head would have exploded had they done that.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 7 років тому +605

    ''It wasn't a big clusterfuck as BvS but still a pointless waste of my time of life.''
    Rich Evans-2017

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 7 років тому +11

      doubleP I could've turned off the review right there cuz Rich's comment sums up DC perfectly, but I stayed to enjoy RLM trash Minor League for almost forty minutes :)

    • @TheJanissary90
      @TheJanissary90 7 років тому +2

      This quate looks like a succes for DCEU XD

    • @n0hwanatoll473
      @n0hwanatoll473 7 років тому +1

      doubleP i love u rich evans

    • @40random
      @40random 7 років тому

      "Sure."
      Rich Evans

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 7 років тому +2188

    I'm just here for the gay wedding storyline

    • @DustinIsHappy
      @DustinIsHappy 6 років тому +68

      Me too, I want to see what happens with their GAY WEDDING

    • @icecreamalacarte
      @icecreamalacarte 5 років тому +14

      1:28 delivery killed me

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 5 років тому +15

      ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU BEETER BE U IGNORAMUS THE "GAY WEDDING' PLOT WAS WHEN HITB COMPLETELY JMPED THE SHARK. WRITING WENT OFF A CLIFF AFTER THE GEROGE LUCAS/TIM HEIDECKER VILLAIN PLOT
      Thank you for your time.

    • @poisonskin80
      @poisonskin80 4 роки тому

      nice one!

    • @gavalar7485
      @gavalar7485 4 роки тому +1

      @@LPChipi same

  • @redgrave4492
    @redgrave4492 5 років тому +173

    You guys carried in an entire block of ice just to make a pun? I appreciate it

    • @johnholland9371
      @johnholland9371 5 років тому +23

      I thought it was really cool. I like when they just chill together. I always set aside a block of time every day to watch some RLM. And uhhh... something something ice... I dunno

    • @bkk397
      @bkk397 3 роки тому +7

      What killed the dinosaurs?
      The Ice Age!

  • @starvalkyrie
    @starvalkyrie 7 років тому +145

    "They killed superman off, just to bring him right back, it was pointless" Comic perfect.

  • @AlmightyTwaz
    @AlmightyTwaz 7 років тому +281

    Every time you guys said the bad guys name was Steppenwolf, I thought you were joking, because all I could think of was the band that played Magic Carpet Ride.

    • @TheInflicted
      @TheInflicted 7 років тому +35

      Bob Oxley This movie would have been so much better if it had been 2 hours of Batman getting punched in the face by a 9 foot tall Rushton Moreve.

    • @patrickbateman4272
      @patrickbateman4272 7 років тому +14

      Born to be wild
      Pusherman

    • @milominderbinder9639
      @milominderbinder9639 7 років тому +27

      The villain in this movie did some bad stuff, but don't blame him. He was born to be wild.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 5 років тому +1

      Side note, that song would be perfect in a guardians of the galaxy movies.

  • @kyubii972
    @kyubii972 7 років тому +95

    Thank you to all the people who sent in extra copies of Vampire Hunter

    • @TheUltimateRey
      @TheUltimateRey 7 років тому +3

      kyubii972 you mean dull blade

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 7 років тому

      I mispoke you are correct lol

  • @cooper508
    @cooper508 7 років тому +343

    I was thinking during the fight scene between Superman and the rest of the JL that this situation is exactly what the Suicide Squad was designed for. Where was Harley with her bat, Deadshot with his guns to stop Superman? Killer Croc could have easily taken out Superman with the help of Boomerang.
    DC. What a joke.

    • @MrBrachiatingApe
      @MrBrachiatingApe 5 років тому +37

      Yeah! Amanda Waller, super genius: coerce a bunch of unpowered, unstable sociopaths to kill a demigod. I mean, if everybody was wearing kryptonite armor and shooting kryptonite weapons and they had someone whose power was to slow down Superman so he's not faster than the flash...then they'd still die because he'd stand off a few miles and torch them with his heat vision.
      DC. What a joke.

    • @rebelfriend5172
      @rebelfriend5172 4 роки тому +2

      Im going home

    • @tbw223
      @tbw223 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrBrachiatingApe Laughs in Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
      .

    • @jarroddavis2876
      @jarroddavis2876 3 роки тому +4

      You forgot about the guy who could climb anything

  • @SkefnarmPictures
    @SkefnarmPictures 7 років тому +220

    Rich's Lois Lane voice was horrifyingly authentic

  • @DrBilton
    @DrBilton 7 років тому +113

    Mike calling Aquaman "the Submariner" made me chuckle :3

  • @bplusstudios9031
    @bplusstudios9031 7 років тому +112

    A team of superheroes must face off against a villain from another realm with a horny hat who uses a magic cube and brings an army of faceless monsters to earth.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 7 років тому +8

      Fucking cubes, man.

    • @jamesgreen3308
      @jamesgreen3308 7 років тому +14

      Better movie if instead of a horny hat, he was just horny.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +7

      Avengers did it. To be fair the mother boxes are a piece of DC comics lore (they are) but the whole thing just came across as derivative and hackneyed. The problem is that WB/DC is in a reactive mode, and they don't have anyone at the top with any kind of vision to figure out what to do other than keep hiring Zack Snyder. Or go get Joss Whedon after he's done working with Marvel.

    • @Milkra
      @Milkra 6 років тому

      God, I loved Avengers.

  • @nkm11tbm
    @nkm11tbm 4 роки тому +472

    I’m more excited for the Snyder Cut Half in the Bag than the actual movie

    • @nickchavarria8052
      @nickchavarria8052 4 роки тому +54

      I’m convinced the release of the synder cut is just a ploy to get people to subscribe to hbo max now that game of thrones is done.

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 4 роки тому +5

      @@nickchavarria8052 That what ive been thinking

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 4 роки тому +8

      @@nickchavarria8052 Ding ding ding! Neat thing is, it doesn't matter if it turns out to be a good or bad movie.
      Like with every other show that will be exclusive to a channel/streaming service, it's there to hook an audience, and if the audience doesn't like the film? Hey maybe watch more of our other shows before unsubbing! Maybe those will convince you that this platform is ok to keep!

    • @williamcronshaw5262
      @williamcronshaw5262 4 роки тому +19

      Pretty much this, although some people insist that the directors cut of Batman v Superman is watchable.

    • @arrionarchie2120
      @arrionarchie2120 4 роки тому +10

      the movie is gonna be bad, but at least snyder can put his vision out there for people to see after all these years.

  • @petersamps
    @petersamps 7 років тому +189

    They didn't need Superman to defeat Steppenwolf. All they had to do was challenge him to a rock-off.

    • @TheByron130
      @TheByron130 7 років тому +45

      The demon code would have prevented him from declining such a challenge .....

    • @FearfulSludgeBoy
      @FearfulSludgeBoy 7 років тому +22

      ♪♩♪We are the League. We are the League. We are the League. We are the League.♪♩♪

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 7 років тому +24

      It would be pretty tough for them to go up against such hits as "Born To Be Wild", "Magic Carpet Ride" and "The Pusher" tho

    • @Mcrawf21
      @Mcrawf21 7 років тому +4

      They could have knocked his socks off.

    • @pickletarts8196
      @pickletarts8196 7 років тому +1

      Cock-off would have suffice. Did you see the size of his foot!? He'd have won in an instant

  • @timbeaton5045
    @timbeaton5045 7 років тому +470

    "Star wars has hiked up its skirt...." Priceless! And so true!

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 6 років тому +22

      The joke that got the most laughs from the two other guys. You understand how deep the star wars shit cuts them. You can't do anything but laugh.

    • @oldskoolchomp81
      @oldskoolchomp81 6 років тому +8

      That's what Asia Argento said

    • @claudiolluberes111
      @claudiolluberes111 6 років тому +4

      @@oldskoolchomp81 \* looks at the camera with a disappointment/disgust face while kazoo plays \*

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +1

      @@claudiolluberes111 It's a slide whistle.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 7 років тому +1518

    Justice League wanted to have their cake and eat it too.
    They wanted to pretend like MoS and BvS either didn't exist or were completely different and that Superman was always a beacon of hope to the world. Even though BvS was all about how people didn't trust Superman and even Superman was so depressed that he didn't want to be Superman anymore.
    But then the whole plot of the movie is dependent on BvS. They're still using the plot set up in BvS. Batman's character motivation is dependent on the events of BvS. They constantly reference BvS.

    • @htimsnedaj4839
      @htimsnedaj4839 7 років тому +80

      +ExtraRareTrumpSteak Woah, there.

    • @chrisfarmer6893
      @chrisfarmer6893 7 років тому +50

      A lot of people complained about that but I think it is normal to idolize people after they die. Like Lincoln and Kennedy were not universally loved in their day, both were actually pretty controvertial. But after their asassination everyone wanted to pretend they were best friends the whole time. But I do agree the movie seemed totally unaware of this fact and just straightforwardly acted like everyone loved Superman, instead of showing that they only remembered it that way.

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 7 років тому +88

      So how does Clark Kent go back to work after the Daily Planet has a eulogy for him in one of their papers? Or do they never address that?

    • @404GameAndMusicProducer
      @404GameAndMusicProducer 7 років тому +2

      KingOfMadCows that beacon of hope being Superman line not even the movie it was wonder woman guys wonder woman haha lol

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 років тому +31

      They can't escape BvS because it's like the big thing they threw all their eggs to, but it's like they can't really stick with that formula, either, because people fucking hated it. So they had to make the biggest compromise ever just to make this work even a little.

  • @artenrouge6950
    @artenrouge6950 4 роки тому +39

    this was worth watching in 2020 for the gang's reaction to mike mentioning a "stand-alone joker movie outside the cinematic universe starring leonardo dicaprio or something" 28 minutes in

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 7 років тому +26

    "I am many things Kal-El, but here, I'm a disappointment."

  • @belaknworb3548
    @belaknworb3548 7 років тому +67

    There is no sound more beautiful than the way Mike says "gay wedding"
    1:30

  • @TheEpikak
    @TheEpikak 7 років тому +182

    Did not know where to post this, but my girlfriend surprised me with a "very cool" t-shirt in the mail for my bday and a signed space cop poster from ya'll. Thanks to all three of you for taking the time to do that! (and the GF of course;)

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 6 років тому +12

      snuke37 Which is of course English for "voy cooage".

  • @breaky92
    @breaky92 6 років тому +143

    this film was like an episode of one punch man. everyone hits the bad guy and does nothing, than superman appears and low effort kills him

    • @isaiahgarraway5568
      @isaiahgarraway5568 5 років тому +33

      Except One punch man is good and actually uses the concept right. This movie can't even do it.

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 років тому +20

      Or Dragonball Z, gotta collect the Dragon Balls to get Goku's ass out here to solve this fight for us.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому

      Yup

    • @Xfactories
      @Xfactories 3 роки тому

      Except Superman didn't kill him...

  • @knasigboll
    @knasigboll 7 років тому +48

    I wonder if Clark Kent just kind of showed up at the daily planet hoping nobody would've noticed he had been dead

  • @urekmazino6519
    @urekmazino6519 7 років тому +209

    Is Jay wearing a CGI Beard?

    • @n0hwanatoll473
      @n0hwanatoll473 7 років тому +3

      Damn rite no ones talking about dat in holywood Jay. How much did it cost Jay ?u sexy sick twisted 'greasey strangler' fan

    • @40random
      @40random 7 років тому +2

      Urek Mazino He's wearing a sweet fucboi haircut.

    • @n0hwanatoll473
      @n0hwanatoll473 7 років тому +1

      Gago Ikaw #wearegayforjay

  • @mattiITA
    @mattiITA 7 років тому +73

    Wait, did mike just manage to make a half in the bag episode without mentioning star trek once??? WHAT IS HAPPENING????

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 7 років тому +22

      The World is changing.

    • @orangeoblivion
      @orangeoblivion 7 років тому +5

      When talking about bringing Superman back to life, he should have referenced how in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock where they find Spock's body resurrected by the Genesis device and had to transfer Spock's katra from McCoy into Spock's new body.

  • @douglas4934
    @douglas4934 3 роки тому +98

    I’m 0% excited for the Snyder Cut
    But oh boy I’m 100% excited for the RLM review of the Snyder Cut

  • @16psyco
    @16psyco 7 років тому +197

    The bad guy in Justice League remind me the bad guys in Power Ranger when i was young xD

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +26

      No the Power Rangers villains were way, way more fun than Steppenwolf was.

    • @lsebastian9086
      @lsebastian9086 6 років тому +17

      They had a personality

    • @zandyzain6241
      @zandyzain6241 6 років тому +4

      Ivan ooze

    • @RiderNexus
      @RiderNexus 6 років тому +4

      I can name some PR villains that are more interesting and there are quite a few

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament 4 роки тому

      Very true, but Thanos always reminds me of Power Ranger's Goldar.

  • @ponytailjones
    @ponytailjones 7 років тому +216

    The idea that darker = more mature is actually a very juvenile concept. The only people that actually think like this are 'new adults' who still feel a need to distance themselves from childhood. Once you become an 'actual adult' you realize that desaturating a movie and littering it with cursing and tits does not make it seem remotely 'more adult'. It just makes it look like it was written and directed by a 14 year old. It becomes especially ironic when the subject matter is the onscreen realization of your childhood hero fantasies. Protip for those still making the journey to adulthood: Once you actually get there, you'll probably spend the rest of your life (and half your paycheck) trying to reverse the process.

    • @inksuckeye1
      @inksuckeye1 7 років тому +21

      ponytailjones tell that to the people at the r/DC_Cinematic subreddit. They think these movies are the modern day Casablanca.

    • @1986Hikaru
      @1986Hikaru 7 років тому +20

      I have the same problem with Game of The Thrones.
      EVERYTHING is so fucking boring.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 7 років тому +13

      That's just about the only reason why Revenge of the Sith got so better reception than the other two prequels in spite of being just as shitty in terms of storytelling and cinematography and even worse in the dialogue department. Teens simply got wet at the idea of slaughtering children and the rest, including "professional" reviewers, followed suit.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +16

      I think there's a lot to that. I also am of the opinion that Zack Snyder isn't actually literate and never really read "The Dark Knight Returns" because that story didn't work for a starting point for either Batman or Superman because that's supposed to be the "Last" Batman story (Frank Miller said that). The problem is that Snyder thinks making things awful and dark and abysmal makes them better, and he doesn't understand that the whole relationship between Batman and Superman works because of the contrast with them. They're both good men trying to help people, but they don't agree on the best way to do that, which is what makes their interaction interesting. Snyder isn't actually interested in developing his characters or telling a story, he just wants the visual of Batman being murderous and Superman snapping peoples necks. He reminds me of a lot of people I knew in college who took introductory philosophy or economics classes and started blathering on about something they read two paragraphs about with existentialism or the labor theory of value (not to knock either of those disciplines they're both great and very interesting if you really get into them). He thinks he's saying something really deep, but in actuality he's as shallow as your average kiddy pool. The reason the dark moments in the MCU (such as the dark parts of Iron Man 3, Winter Soldier, Civil War, Guardians 2, etc.) work is because you have the lighter moments to contrast them. If you don't have that contrast then it doesn't hold together as a story but it also doesn't get you invested. Also, anyone who thinks BVS was equivalent to Casablanca or Citizen Kane needs their freakin' head examined. I love the Marvel movies, every one of them, but I have no illusions that they're top tier cinematic triumphs. They're great fun, and they've brought the comics world to life, but I would never say they're up there with the greatest movies of all time, and they don't have to be either.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 6 років тому +6

      I'm kind of immune to that delusion, since I loved dark and serious stuff as a kid, and only as an adult is more lighthearted material like The Brave Little Toaster and Winnie the Pooh palatable for me

  • @raspberrymilkshake5782
    @raspberrymilkshake5782 7 років тому +25

    The vampire assassins are gathering their forces. The time to strike will come soon.

    • @Aleph-Noll
      @Aleph-Noll 7 років тому

      the funny part is that people are still sending them in, i sent in a couple myself yesterday hahahah

  • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
    @DarthAlphaTheGreat 5 років тому +272

    The Joker movie that has "nothing to do with the universe" is actually good.
    Shazam which looks like a movie made as an after thought is actually better
    The DCEU is a joke.

    • @PwnZombie
      @PwnZombie 5 років тому +1

      DarthAlphaTheGreat Oscar sinning good ;)

    • @werideatdusk
      @werideatdusk 4 роки тому +18

      I agree, joker and shazam are the best movies in wb/dc since nolan. Also thought wonder woman was decent, not great but solid.

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 4 роки тому +2

      I think the DC characters don't really fit together in the the same universe, or at least not all of them.

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 4 роки тому +5

      @@schibleh531 Have you forgotten the animated universe?

    • @uncertified-banger5595
      @uncertified-banger5595 4 роки тому +1

      @@wrestlinganime4life288 Did he also forget the comics?

  • @MS-ho9wq
    @MS-ho9wq 7 років тому +75

    "He needed to say 'Yoink'"... omg I died 😂

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes 4 роки тому +270

    God I hope you guys do a BVS/Justice League style review with Rich when the Snyder Cut drops. You’d be able to film yourself cackling at it like BOTW and everything lol
    Edit 7 months later: They did just that, AND the movie didn’t completely blow! Two pleasant surprises, for sure

    • @UncleSalie
      @UncleSalie 3 роки тому

      They gotta drop it this week

    • @georgestetson5572
      @georgestetson5572 3 роки тому

      Why so we can listen to rich suck off marvel and talk about how “smart” and. “Great” those movies are lol even tho there not

  • @alsoknownas875
    @alsoknownas875 7 років тому +16

    22:36 -- I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME. I was like "why are they ALWAYS in costume?" It added to that "Saturday Morning Cartoon" feel (GREAT analogy), and made it more difficult to take seriously.

  • @mattrmsf
    @mattrmsf 7 років тому +37

    When Mike said the best movie the 90's ever made, I immediately thought of the Dungeons and Dragons movie. It even has Jeremy Irons!

  • @vonditters856
    @vonditters856 7 років тому +51

    37:51 Jay's laugh there would actually make a perfect Joker laugh.

    • @pseudofox
      @pseudofox 7 років тому +4

      It actually does remind me a lot of the laugh by Mark Hamill

  • @LetsReadPodcast
    @LetsReadPodcast 7 років тому +101

    me and Rich went to the bathroom at the same time :D
    I was able to grab a soda tho D:

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones 7 років тому +13

    Things I enjoyed:
    - Wonder Woman deflecting the machine gun fire
    - Cyborg introduction where he's talking to his dad
    - Steppenwolf's fight with the Amazons
    - "Evil" Superman fight
    - The image of Aquaman chugging a bottle of vodka

  • @dustypartition
    @dustypartition 5 років тому +79

    "I love cheese" - alcoholic Wisconson man

  • @jelv.4142
    @jelv.4142 7 років тому +22

    "We need to assemble a team...so superman can do all of the work"
    -The Synopsis of the movie

  • @uzah88
    @uzah88 7 років тому +288

    Honestly I'm more excited for bad movies to come out so I can watch half in the bag than I am watching the actual movie. Like right after star wars I can't wait for a half in the bag and a probable plinkett review

    • @propheci
      @propheci 7 років тому +7

      Yep, this is where we're at now: the review is actually more entertaining than the crappy film.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 6 років тому +1

      uzah88 I absolitely adore Steppenwolf because I see him as a Venture Bros character. He's so lacking in self-awareness of how bad he sucks, and I keep picturing that annoying the Monarch, who makes fun of him behind his back.
      Steppenwolf fails in every scene he's in. When we first see him, he loses to cavemen and has a panic attack. When the dumbass Amazons decide to hide the Mother Box under a pile of rocks, Steppenwolf knocks down a thin stone wall and tackles a horse before fleeing in terror from 50 cavewomen a third his size with no armor and Bronze Age weaponry. Then he wrestles Aquaman to a draw despite being, again, three times his size. And unlike Zod and Doomsday, Superman breaks his fucking spine with a single punch, quips as he tortures him with his laser eyes, then tosses his battered body to be lynched by the Justice League, which causes Steppenwolf to have yet another panic attack and get dragged away by his own henchmen (?) to....somewhere?
      Fuck Thanos. THAT'S an arc!

  • @InertiaddictGaming
    @InertiaddictGaming 7 років тому +120

    Jay is correct about the "actual Danny Elfman Batman music" being in the movie.

    • @InertiaddictGaming
      @InertiaddictGaming 7 років тому +6

      And Mike caught the original Superman theme, too.

    • @l.j.1029
      @l.j.1029 7 років тому +1

      do they not read the credits? of course that music was in it

    • @KatalinaPearlMancini
      @KatalinaPearlMancini 6 років тому

      Inertiaddict Gaming yeah, they literally just played the theme at one point

  • @EpoxyMuffin
    @EpoxyMuffin 6 років тому +82

    The League of Extraordinary Gentleman was a better movie than Justice League, and I stand by that.

    • @rydermccall3590
      @rydermccall3590 6 років тому +10

      EpoxyMuffin
      “LOX Gentlemen” at the very least is consistent all throughout with tone and a three-act structure. “Justice League” is all over the place, no consistency whatsoever.

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms 4 роки тому +5

      LXG was a competently made cheese-fest.

    • @monsieurcondottiero2685
      @monsieurcondottiero2685 4 роки тому +1

      I suppose you are correct, but when you say it like that it sounds so pathetic

  • @OldSchoolGamer1203
    @OldSchoolGamer1203 7 років тому +400

    If Superman can solo the entire threat presented to the planet in the Justice League movie while a combination of Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Cyborg and Aquaman can't stop it, what does it say about the competence of those heroes in this universe? There's zero need for the Justice League to exist if Superman can do their job better than they can. _BY HIMSELF._
    I get it, Superman is obviously the strongest hero in the setting, there's no disputing that, but the Justice League is supposed to be formed to take on threats he can't take on alone and needs allies for. Instead, in this universe, it's formed as a replacement for him until he can be brought back and he proceeds to render the entire existence of the JL in this universe pointless by pretty much soloing the villain.
    So what do we learn from the Justice League movie? That the titular League are all fucking geeks and Superman can defend the planet by himself. Nice one DCEU, just die already.

    • @jameswatker9766
      @jameswatker9766 7 років тому +21

      Superman has always been disproportionately strong in the comics. But they still managed to wring the odd good story out of him :-)

    • @flashgordon5056
      @flashgordon5056 7 років тому +10

      Just like goku on dbz lol

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 7 років тому +7

      Don't you have to have six people for a bowling team?

    • @k0nidias
      @k0nidias 6 років тому +8

      I mean obviously the JL needs to exist in order to revive Superman when he's killed so he can come back and win the fight later.

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 років тому +6

      Exactly. The other heroes should be doing other stuff related to their unique talents while Superman fights/holds off the giant strong threat.

  • @jokerresurrected4261
    @jokerresurrected4261 7 років тому +94

    Wait, so why did the dirt move on Supe's casket at the end of Batman v. Superman again?

    • @demonmurphy
      @demonmurphy 7 років тому +49

      Joker Resurrected Don’t ask logical questions

    • @MarkyMatey
      @MarkyMatey 7 років тому +18

      Yeah it's glossed over. They need a mother with a flash charge to revive him.

    • @JM-gs5oc
      @JM-gs5oc 7 років тому +10

      Because they don't know what they're doing that s why

    • @Meloni_88
      @Meloni_88 7 років тому +9

      A wizard did it

    • @Cupit29
      @Cupit29 7 років тому +17

      "his cells don't degenerate" is not an explanation.

  • @91wilford
    @91wilford 7 років тому +53

    The jokes in this episode were just so great, and when mike screamed “gay wedding” I lose it every time

  • @Redfield224
    @Redfield224 7 років тому +51

    "Just Ice"
    I RECOGNIZED THAT REFERENCE. AND I CLAPPED.

  • @Bloodynine606
    @Bloodynine606 7 років тому +41

    Only DC would get a great actor like Ciaran Hinds and make him a dodgy CGI villain.

  • @TheCAWstudios
    @TheCAWstudios 7 років тому +435

    This review is infinitely more entertaining than the movie. Hell, just the melting block of ice is more entertaining.

    • @TheCAWstudios
      @TheCAWstudios 7 років тому +4

      Oh fuck off you DC fuckboy

    • @vman339
      @vman339 7 років тому +9

      It's really telling that I can see the deleted comment.

    • @Redservent
      @Redservent 7 років тому +1

      it was boring

    • @weaponx8843
      @weaponx8843 7 років тому +3

      TheCAWstudios that’s a reach. Im a marvel fan and even I thought Justice league was awesome

    • @Armaron06
      @Armaron06 7 років тому

      I was more riveted to that dripping than JL

  • @TheHarmmm
    @TheHarmmm 4 роки тому +48

    Am I the only one who goes back and rewatches RLM shit? "They're trying to make this... not horrible"

  • @pelgervampireduck
    @pelgervampireduck 7 років тому +636

    they should just reboot their whole cinematic universe, it's impossible to save this mess, maybe they can do a crisis thing to explain a new timeline with new actors.

    • @soychidoese
      @soychidoese 7 років тому +34

      Pelger they are doing Flashpoint

    • @skapunkkid17
      @skapunkkid17 7 років тому +10

      they don't even have to explain anything. it's not like anyone gave a shit when they replaced roadie? from iron man, or jim norton hulk, or mentioned katie holmes's extensive plastic surgery that turned her into maggie gyllenhaal. they could just make a movie with different actors playing the same characters and looks like guardians of the galaxy and people and nobody would care(unless it was terrible). it's like wb thinks people will be confused if it's a different actor as if it's real life

    • @pelgervampireduck
      @pelgervampireduck 7 років тому +25

      the force awakens was ok, take it as a "tribute" to the original trilogy.
      rogue one was an horrible piece of shit, it was like suicide squad, uninteresting plot, shallow uninteresting characters, it was a mess. the only good thing is the vader scene, but the rest is crap.
      now I want them to stop!. they keep announcing new star wars stuff when they haven't released what they already announced, episode 8 hasn't come out yet and they are already announcing like four more movies, it's insane. they are destroying the franchise, it's worse than lucas and his prequels.

    • @rydermccall3590
      @rydermccall3590 7 років тому

      That might work!

    • @SonicLuke1
      @SonicLuke1 7 років тому +2

      Pelger nice, very original opinions

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 7 років тому +80

    I wonder if anyone sent copies of Vampire Assassin.

  • @ccc3baker355
    @ccc3baker355 7 років тому +34

    "I did thought I hear the Superman theme come in" -Rich Evans

  • @highlandcommando
    @highlandcommando 7 років тому +40

    Howard the Duck did more at the box office than Dredd.
    Fuck my life.

  • @MegaZeta
    @MegaZeta 7 років тому +338

    Mike and Jay's question about Snyder's fans has been answered: their response has been to start a petition for a "Zack Snyder cut" of the movie from WB, with 70,000+ signatures and counting, all by people who don't realize it's impossible to release a "director's cut" of a movie when that director left the movie before it was done shooting

    • @badabingbing474
      @badabingbing474 7 років тому +25

      Mega Zeta can't release a directors cut when he only filmed about 80% of his movie

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 7 років тому +2

      You can at least make an extended edition. Sure, they'll probably have to Alan Smithee the thing, but still.

    • @premier6666
      @premier6666 7 років тому +85

      I honestly find it hard to believe zack snyder has fans.

    • @carrottoponcrak
      @carrottoponcrak 6 років тому +11

      The movie was done btw. February 2017 they were doing color correction which means the edit was locked down which means no more footage would be needed to be shot or edited in. WB saw a cut in March and said "nah we gotta change it." The movie was done before the re-shoots were ordered.

    • @lawcane
      @lawcane 6 років тому +4

      Anyone that counts 300 as a classic is no friend of mine. Dawn of the Dead was okay. Watchmen... sigh.

  • @theidiot9085
    @theidiot9085 7 років тому +149

    Every time Steppenwolf came on screen, my friends and I started singing "Born To Be Wild"

    • @TheInflicted
      @TheInflicted 7 років тому +22

      TheIdiot I kept expecting him to burst into "Magic Carpet Ride" and was disappointed every time he didn't.

  • @lolitstim
    @lolitstim 7 років тому +17

    What Cyborg said at the end was "Booyah", which was his catchphrase in the Teen Titans cartoon.

    • @JMimsey
      @JMimsey 7 років тому +3

      lolitstim I laughed way too loud when he said it. In the stupidest inflection possible.

  • @yskim8616
    @yskim8616 6 років тому +37

    I think the poster was supposed to say "You KENT save the world alone"

  • @praxisvoiceworks
    @praxisvoiceworks 7 років тому +49

    The Flash looked like he stole the Red Power Rangers outfit and slapped his emblem on it. ;)

  • @_M17_
    @_M17_ 5 років тому +32

    Me: “Why the hell is an ice bock part of their into skit?
    Jay: “... Just Ice”
    Me internally: “They really set that up for that pun seriously lol”

  • @jonathansparks882
    @jonathansparks882 7 років тому +16

    I love how Vampire Assassin is everywhere in the room now lol

  • @rickwallace5806
    @rickwallace5806 3 роки тому +66

    I demand a 10 hour long RLM review of the snyder cut.

    • @bkk397
      @bkk397 3 роки тому +2

      Watch it with a fresh “Snyder-cut” of shaq meat

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 2 роки тому

      Yeah, eFAP that shit.

  • @jakebarrett303
    @jakebarrett303 3 роки тому +20

    Instead of watching the theatrical release of Justice League then the Snyder Cut I am just watching their respective Half in the Bag episodes.

  • @benbotka8010
    @benbotka8010 7 років тому +401

    I can’t believe that (Coming Soon) did all those horrible thing. I don’t think I can watch (Beloved Media Product) ever again.

    • @_gorezone_
      @_gorezone_ 7 років тому +46

      I heard (Coming Soon) (Already Came)

    • @super_genius
      @super_genius 7 років тому +2

      Turbo_Egg_Salad i think alfs already known as a sex offender

    • @milominderbinder9639
      @milominderbinder9639 7 років тому

      Harris : I don't think I can watch him do all those horrible things again.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 років тому +5

      "Mark Hamill confesses to running a child sex slave ring with Stephen Spielberg and Robert Downey Jr. One of the boys who grew up in this ring by the name of Daniel Radcliffe (who rose to stardom after a particularly raunchy night with JK Rowling got him a starring role in the Harry Potter films) would later become a major player in the organization." There! I just ruined Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe in one fell swoop.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 6 років тому

      Assuming they actually did, even though all the fuss was about mere accusations

  • @matthewgaffney1955
    @matthewgaffney1955 7 років тому +38

    I just saw "Murder on the Orient Express" tonight, and then snuck into the "Just-ice League" movie to get a glimpse of it, and that Superman's eyeball scene is the one thing I saw!! I actually thought "huh, maybe this is pretty good".

    • @ScruffyLookin1138
      @ScruffyLookin1138 7 років тому

      Matthew Gaffney how was Murder on the Orient Express?

    • @matthewgaffney1955
      @matthewgaffney1955 7 років тому +14

      ScruffyLookin1138 i really enjoyed it. Felt like a movie from a vanished era, but with modern gorgeous photography. Nice ensemble acting, twists felt meaningful even if they weren't all shocking. I recommend it.

    • @homoergausster
      @homoergausster 7 років тому +7

      I agree. I really enjoyed it, and I was pretty surprised it got such shitty reviews. Some shoddy acting at the start but it got into a rhythm and stayed interesting until the end.

    • @Beck-Dv
      @Beck-Dv 7 років тому

      Sure yoiu only saw exactly that scene, sure man... we all belive you, you didn't watch the whole film, sure...

  • @treycarter6736
    @treycarter6736 4 роки тому +11

    I just found you guys. Here’s a nice little compliment for y’all.
    I used to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 with my Dad. You guys remind me of a modern day version of it, and I love it. Hope you guys are still making content. I just found y’all a day or two ago with the Rogue One intro skit.

    • @matthewbishop8395
      @matthewbishop8395 4 роки тому

      They are still going strong shame the same cant be said about mainstream movies

  • @note4note804
    @note4note804 7 років тому +35

    I genuinely don't understand why Justice League War can exist years before this movie, as a stand alone movie, and be so infinitely better than this blockbuster made with a far higher budget. It'd have been one of the few times where pure plagiarism would have been so desirable.

    • @TheShaunika
      @TheShaunika 7 років тому +1

      same can be said for the dark knight returns and BvS it's basically a similar story just worse in every way imaginable.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 6 років тому +5

      That also holds true for Suicide Squad. Batman: Assault on Arkham is superior to it, in just about every way.

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 6 років тому +5

      Holds true for Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) as well. I saw it after the live action film (2011) unfortunately, but the whole time I was watching it, all I could think was “Why didn’t they just make this story in live action?”