@@EmperorKrow same... i woke up with food poisoning ran to the bathroom and was in there for literally 2 days puking shitting and and sleeping on the floor right next to the toilet. i only drank tapwater here and there when i was able to. whole thing felt like a fever dream.
I got food poisoning from bad fish, longest 3 days of my life. I couldn't even hold down water, every time I took a drink I'd puke it back up 10 minutes later. By the end of the 3rd day I was so dehydrated from all the puking, shitting, and sweating my wife had to take me to the hospital for an IV drip so I wouldn't die
"I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone. He might have just disappeared off the Earth." I cannot stress how much that line kills me.
I like Tom’s character. I think because everyone knows someone like him...a complete self-promoter who presents themselves as something they totally aren't.
Best part of this scene is the genuine care that they had for Tom. Sure, "He may have just disappeared off the face of the Earth" is HILARIOUS, but Ron did get up to make sure Tom was ok.
Got sick one year the day before Christmas Eve. No symptoms other than diarrhea all day. Had dinner that night and was fine, so I figured it wasn’t food poisoning. Didn’t sleep at all that night then finally vomitted Christmas Eve at 5 a.m. Zero. Energy. After. I had to do laundry and wrap presents. I slept in-between cycles and sloppily put gifts in bags with tissue paper. Also took about 3 naps at my aunts house because I was still so wiped out. Awful time.
I can suspend my disbelief as well as anyone, but I refuse to believe that not one but three government employees showed up to work while even a little bit sick.
Ron would probably come into work because the only thing even more detrimental to the efficiency of local government than an employee who doesn't care is a violently sick employee who doesn't care. Also it might be a pride thing, didn't he spend an entire day at work even though he had a hernia? As for the other two no clue, Chris is supposed to be super concerned about his health and Ben should be rational enough to stay in bed.
They may not have had symptoms until they were at work. I actually went from slightly nauseous at my car to sprinting up the back stairs to puke in the staff bathroom. I was fine when I left for work 15 minutes earlier.
I think they came into work mostly to check in on each other. That's the point of this scene, isn't it? Other than learning what traitors those mini calzones were... Lol
This has to be in the top 3 greatest scenes of this series. Line delivery, acting, the writing is all there. Every one of them nailed this bit. Bens roll to the phone is amazing. Chris face at 1:40, rons waddle. Soo much happening here.
And, of course, Tom's delivery of "I'm not your maaaaid!" A thoroughly mediocre line made brilliant just by a tiny tweek in performance! The cast was spectacular!
Also the Chemistry between all four of them is top notch in this seen, there’s an actual feeling of friendship between all of them, especially the 3 who get food poisoning, which is really cool considering Ron is one of those people
Not to mention all the build up before of Ben’s love of calzones. It’s like a multiple season running gag at this point so the complete betrayal in his line is completely justified and so much funnier than if it had been a gag just for this episode.
It gets overshadowed but the iconic calzone betrayal line but Tom saying "I won't eat anything I have to dip in sauce myself. Driiizle it on for me, I'm not yo maaaaiiid." Always kills me
Italy just surrendered, they didn’t switch sides to the Allies. Also, Hitler saw it coming anyway so he wasn’t really surprised. Brutus betraying Caesar works better.
@@MrNarwhaI Eh, but then it's a calzone betraying another calzone. Or rather, many calzones descending upon the leading calzone, forks in hand. No, I like OP's better, Hitler may have seen the surrender coming but I doubt he was thrilled about it.
I love the hints the writers drop. If you look at the whiteboard, the calzone caterers (aka food poisoners) were the only caterers where both Ron and Chris disliked the food.
That just sounds like my experience with twilight I got to be fair I did try to read it but it was kind of boring for me I’m not really holding that against the book it might just be a me thing where I like romance as a side rather than the main course
CaptainLumpyDog You are likely right. How were they able to get dressed and go to work as sick as they were? If it were me, I would stay in bed with a bucket near me.
Imagine being so nauseated, the mere thought of food is enough to make you vomit... then Tom, gleefully mentions how he’s gonna eat lasagna as he skips off 😂😂😂😂
Every person who attending the wedding would have ate those mini calzones he was so keen about and gotten ill. That's why you have a friend like Tom. Ppl might laugh at food rules but so what if it stops you from getting sick
This is one of those scenes that I would erase from my memory just so I could watch it for the first time again. I laughed so hard when Ron said he cracked the bottom of the toilet.
I think what I love more than anything is how Ben, white as a sheet and sweating buckets, hobbles painfully into Chris' office, a look of sheer agony on his face, and opens with just an incredibly casual "Chris? I'm dying"
“It’s food poisoning. I have it to. I did not sleep for one second last night, and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.” It took my uncle, who works in construction, to take a hammer if he wanted to break toilet porcelain. Ron’s poop, I salute you.
“Stop. Pooping.” Is maybe the funniest line in all of human history. The delivery. the gaunt, sweaty, pale face. The absolute seriousness. Every time I even think about it I have to hide a smile but if I ever try to say it I can’t make it through without losing it. If an alien asked me what the peak of human comedy was I would show them that scene.
I love this shot at 1:09 because you have three different men, who often go against each other, uniting over Ben's crazy obsession of the mini-calzone.
Notice how on the white board at 1:04 you can see the restaurant that gave them all food poisoning has the worst notes from everyone. Ron pointed out the meat was bad, Chris noted how the veggies were bad, and Ben even thought it was "fine". All hinting at how it was going to be the worst out of the three.
As someone who has had food poisonings twice this year that were so bad that I passed out in the bathroom and ended up on the floor both times, I appreciate Adam Scott and Rob Lowe's commitment in getting down on the ground. For those wondering, the food culprits in my case appeared to be chicken nachos and cheesecake.
That whole beginning section (up to and including the interview with Ron and Chris) was basically the perfect combination of three, maybe four, of the best known running gags in the series 😂
Everything in this scene was spectacular, but what always floors me is when Ron smacks the phone at 2:15 and says "Ben.." in the most exhausted tone ever
Ron knocking the phone on the floor, Ben rolling over to it and attempting to dial with his nose, almost brings me to tears every time I laugh so hard.
My girlfriend ordered to go from an Italian place and got us a meat ball “sandwich” to share. I opened the bag and first thing I said was THAT IS A CALZONE. That is NOT a sandwich. So. Lame. And I’m serious, that thing had so much excess bread, it was ridiculous. I thought of “which am I going to be after I eat this dam thing? Will I be Ben, Chris , or Ron?”
As a person who has gotten food poisoning let me describe it Take everything Pepto Bismol is supposed to help and have that be in your stomach for hours on end
I love the fact that they all got food poisoning, were up all night on the toilet and STILL showed up to the office the next day instead of, you know, CALLING IN SICK! Those are some dedicated local government employees! 😂
This is pretty accurate of the beginning of it. I had some awhile ago due to poorly prepared fish and I felt exactly as how Chris said about dying. It's just never ending and all you can do is try to hydrate while your body evacuates half your bodyweight in semi solids.
This is a very accurate representation of food poisoning. Got it once after foolishly eating a very cheap chicken burger in a diner just outside a tiny, little town. For 3 days straight I wished for death and contemplated cutting myself open in order to remove the razorblades making their way through my system. Twas a harrowing experience.
When my brother and I were kids, we got food poisoning from eating pizza at a mall food court. Needless to say, we never ate there again, and not surprisingly, a few years later the place went out of business.
I love that you can look at the board at the beginning and see that no one liked the first caterer, with Ron’s only thing being that the meat is bad. It’s a nice hint at what’s going to happen
Statistically speaking, this is the funniest B plot ever in the show. I honestly think these four actors have never been funnier than in this video. Pure showcase of their respective specialties.
Having suffered through food poisoning once, I want to assure everyone that the effort put into checking on Tom was nothing short of heroic.
I second that!!!
@@EmperorKrow same... i woke up with food poisoning ran to the bathroom and was in there for literally 2 days puking shitting and and sleeping on the floor right next to the toilet. i only drank tapwater here and there when i was able to. whole thing felt like a fever dream.
@@carvcat oh I remember when that happened to me. Just thinking about it gives me the chills
I got food poisoning from bad fish, longest 3 days of my life. I couldn't even hold down water, every time I took a drink I'd puke it back up 10 minutes later. By the end of the 3rd day I was so dehydrated from all the puking, shitting, and sweating my wife had to take me to the hospital for an IV drip so I wouldn't die
Why did no one under this comment, including OP, go to the hospital? Food poisoning is a serious problem, that kills thousands of people every year.
"I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last twelve hours." I can't add anything to that masterpiece of a line.
You forgot "He might've just disappeared off the earth".
You forgot “literally” the best part of that line
I only liked your comment because it brought it to an even 666 and I am an edgelord
"I cracked the toilet bowl" has a certain charm to it. How does one crack a toilet bowl?
@@shyyou93 - Yeah, that was the visual no one asked for but we all got.
The delivery of "It's literally just a small calzone!" is my favourite part of this scene. The frustration in this sentence is hilarious
Chris and Ron agree, that says something
Chris says “literally” all the time yet this is one of the few times that it’s applicable
For me its the "Chris, I'm dying" in such a casual way
They really don't care for calzones in Pawnee :)=
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"I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone. He might have just disappeared off the Earth."
I cannot stress how much that line kills me.
"it smells like vomit took a dump in here" accurate portrayal of how it is to have food poisoning.
Hear! Hear! I got poisoned by some nasty grocery store sushi...both sides were firing at will.
I got food poisoning once and only vomited...I guess I got lucky lol
I can confirm. I had it on a 6 hour car drive. Not the best day of my life i'll tell you that
@@dixonmixin10 What store because both of the grocery stores I work at actually had really good sushi one was a Martins the other was Kroger
@@fujikokun You might have gotten very mild food poisoning or maybe it’s in your DNA I don’t know
“The calzones betrayed me?!” Best quote for me. 😂
One of my favorite of all time 😂
Hitler after he heard the italians changed sides
Guima 😂😂😂
@@guima123 ha
Betrayed by the one thing he loved. Brutal.
I'm amazed that Ben and Chris both survived something that was potent enough to affect RON SWANSON
Ron is tough but he isn’t beyond being sick or body passions, remember when he had a hernia fun times
😊
@@Eduardo-ll7eg that's one of my favorites
@@willjones455I was born ready, I'm Ron fuckin Swanson.
Acting
"Nothing you're saying is helpfull." Tom summed in a single sentence.
Honestly, his character was so annoying
I don't hate Tom but I honestly don't understand how people enjoy him so much
I honestly have a strong hate for tom
To compare : ron hates vegetables
With a fuckin passion
That’s anyone that writes yelp reviews to be honest.
I like Tom’s character. I think because everyone knows someone like him...a complete self-promoter who presents themselves as something they totally aren't.
Best part of this scene is the genuine care that they had for Tom. Sure, "He may have just disappeared off the face of the Earth" is HILARIOUS, but Ron did get up to make sure Tom was ok.
"There's been a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats"
My favorite Ron Swanson quote🤣
My favorite is his thoughts on milk.
"The only thing I hate worse than lying is skim milk... which is just water that's lying about being milk."
My motto regarding salad. Thank you, Ron Swanson.
Salad is literally pointless.
“Is a gerbil marrying a Rabbit”
I use this line regularly.
I've had food poisoning twice. Their acting is spot on. It LITERALLY takes every ounce of energy you have to do the most basic things.
Super surprised they all came into work
@@evertime123 In fairness, it's not like they do anything at work.
Yup. Glad even Ron was laid low by it. Mine wasn't as bad, but I did hate my life for a day and a half.
@MrGksarathy lucky you. I wanted to die.
Got sick one year the day before Christmas Eve. No symptoms other than diarrhea all day. Had dinner that night and was fine, so I figured it wasn’t food poisoning. Didn’t sleep at all that night then finally vomitted Christmas Eve at 5 a.m. Zero. Energy. After. I had to do laundry and wrap presents. I slept in-between cycles and sloppily put gifts in bags with tissue paper. Also took about 3 naps at my aunts house because I was still so wiped out. Awful time.
“I was dying earlier this morning, then I died, now I’m dead.”
The microchip has been compromised
"I was dying earlier today*, and then I died. Now I'm dead."
"It was just a calzone."
"It was literally just a small calzone."
First time Ron and Chris we're in total agreement.
And of all things, it was over food
Ron and Chris we are in total agreement?
Also, one of the few times Chris used "literally" correctly.
@@wayneweisensee7722 Remember the burger. Chris had to agree with Ron that beef is better than turkey.
With a crap ton of raw egg residue and meat in it apparently
Ben rolling into the floor and using his nose to dial the phone will never not be hilarious
I also love Ron knocking the phone off the table.
I can suspend my disbelief as well as anyone, but I refuse to believe that not one but three government employees showed up to work while even a little bit sick.
Ron would probably come into work because the only thing even more detrimental to the efficiency of local government than an employee who doesn't care is a violently sick employee who doesn't care. Also it might be a pride thing, didn't he spend an entire day at work even though he had a hernia?
As for the other two no clue, Chris is supposed to be super concerned about his health and Ben should be rational enough to stay in bed.
They may not have had symptoms until they were at work. I actually went from slightly nauseous at my car to sprinting up the back stairs to puke in the staff bathroom. I was fine when I left for work 15 minutes earlier.
Elena Christian I second that. It hits you at the worst possible time especially if you’re at work.
@@Sweet_Venom0027 Ben has Leslie syndrome (albeit to a lesser degree) regarding refusing to take days off.
I think they came into work mostly to check in on each other. That's the point of this scene, isn't it? Other than learning what traitors those mini calzones were... Lol
2:24
Rob's face coming in and out of frame is the funniest part for me
That's Chris
@@curlybill3666 The actors name is Rob Lowe
I never noticed that before😂😂😂
He is in hysterics watching Ben roll over and punch in the numbers with his nose……I was laughing too!
The strength that Ron puts into feebly waddling forward is hilarious.
'Chris, I'm DY-ing!'
(There has never been a better line delivery in the history of acting.)
#WhyYouAlwaysDying?
The Lone Wolf Because I died. And then I was dead. And then I died again.
I was dying earlier today, them I died. Now I'm dead.
He died as he died - dead.
I love how he almost makes it sound like a question.
"Drizzle it on for me! Im not yo maiiid"
Tom Haverford 2020
Hahahah love Tom!
It would be "Tom Haverford 2013" since that is when the episode aired
@@papalopolous No that is Tom's Presidential campaign slogan.
I wish I could live by that rule but chicken nuggets are too good
This petty food rule saved him from food poisoning.
This has to be in the top 3 greatest scenes of this series. Line delivery, acting, the writing is all there. Every one of them nailed this bit. Bens roll to the phone is amazing. Chris face at 1:40, rons waddle. Soo much happening here.
And, of course, Tom's delivery of "I'm not your maaaaid!" A thoroughly mediocre line made brilliant just by a tiny tweek in performance! The cast was spectacular!
except this is nothing like what having food poisoning is like lol
Also the Chemistry between all four of them is top notch in this seen, there’s an actual feeling of friendship between all of them, especially the 3 who get food poisoning, which is really cool considering Ron is one of those people
Not to mention all the build up before of Ben’s love of calzones. It’s like a multiple season running gag at this point so the complete betrayal in his line is completely justified and so much funnier than if it had been a gag just for this episode.
@@Oli.V For sure!
It gets overshadowed but the iconic calzone betrayal line but Tom saying
"I won't eat anything I have to dip in sauce myself. Driiizle it on for me, I'm not yo maaaaiiid." Always kills me
When Hitler found out Italy switched sides 3:02
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Good one
Hitler lowkey hated Italy though because Mussolini was incompetent
Italy just surrendered, they didn’t switch sides to the Allies. Also, Hitler saw it coming anyway so he wasn’t really surprised. Brutus betraying Caesar works better.
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@@MrNarwhaI Eh, but then it's a calzone betraying another calzone. Or rather, many calzones descending upon the leading calzone, forks in hand. No, I like OP's better, Hitler may have seen the surrender coming but I doubt he was thrilled about it.
I love the hints the writers drop. If you look at the whiteboard, the calzone caterers (aka food poisoners) were the only caterers where both Ron and Chris disliked the food.
Even Tom didn't like it "Caterer number 1s presentation was simple...Yet exhausting."
“I did not sleep for one second and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.” said without shame or pride is such a great line
“He might’ve just disappeared off the earth” 💀
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“A story from a book... I wouldn’t read- BUT, would watch the movie of”
That just sounds like my experience with twilight I got to be fair I did try to read it but it was kind of boring for me I’m not really holding that against the book it might just be a me thing where I like romance as a side rather than the main course
“like a coy dutch woman guarding a dark secret” one of toms best lines
Also, the cast was MASSIVELY underselling food poisoning. It is at least three times worse than this.
CaptainLumpyDog You are likely right. How were they able to get dressed and go to work as sick as they were? If it were me, I would stay in bed with a bucket near me.
The fact they made it to work is shocking.
@@jaret19 You're all weak, I went into work, worked till about 3 until I gave up and went home. Did struggle the next day though...
Mark Brennan Look at the Internet Tough Guy!
@@CaptainLumpyDog Well that's a compliment coming from a lad called CaptainLumpyDog.....
Imagine being so nauseated, the mere thought of food is enough to make you vomit... then Tom, gleefully mentions how he’s gonna eat lasagna as he skips off 😂😂😂😂
Jason Windsor PEACE!
Jason Windsor and does that little pivot, and jumps up in the air, so light and not a care in the world. A perfect scene.
That is indeed a dreadful feeling to have.
I would wish only the WORST for that tiny, tiny, little man.😡
@@zachscarbrough2727 You too, huh?
Tom’s discussion of the food is one of my top moments of the show. It’s everything that makes Tom who he is.
Which is why I can't stand him.
Every person who attending the wedding would have ate those mini calzones he was so keen about and gotten ill. That's why you have a friend like Tom. Ppl might laugh at food rules but so what if it stops you from getting sick
lmao at 1:07 you can see ron's note of the calzone on the whiteboard saying "bad meat"
And Chris' "bad veggies"... Why did Ben even choose to go with it?
@@kishanprakash007 Because he loves calzones.
@@MasterPoppers And then the calzones betrayed him. Classic!
There’s your sign
2:35 I love the way Chris is laying on the table.
Lol yeah. He actually looks dead
ocelot09 He died. And then he was dead. And then he died again.
He looks like a fallen angel or something.
straight out of a renaissance painting
This is one of those scenes that I would erase from my memory just so I could watch it for the first time again. I laughed so hard when Ron said he cracked the bottom of the toilet.
"Chris I'm dying." That delivery is everything.
“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?"
I think what I love more than anything is how Ben, white as a sheet and sweating buckets, hobbles painfully into Chris' office, a look of sheer agony on his face, and opens with just an incredibly casual "Chris? I'm dying"
I like how Tom doesn’t even offer to help his friends. It was fitting but disappointing at the same time.
Which is why between Ben, Chris, and Tom, I hate Tom the most.
Tom doesn't view them as friends nor do they view him as a friend either. They work together.
Help how?! They shouldn't have even been working
He’s not their maid!
nothing he could do really. just let it run it’s course lol
Food poisoning is an absolute nightmare
The fact that they weren’t vomiting and shitting all over that office is incredible
“ the calzones betrade me?! Never again guys, as god is my witness” that kills me, I love ben’s obsession with calzones
lol, "betrade" 😘
“It’s food poisoning. I have it to. I did not sleep for one second last night, and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.”
It took my uncle, who works in construction, to take a hammer if he wanted to break toilet porcelain. Ron’s poop, I salute you.
Thats depressing
All things being equal I would assume a Swanson BM to be epic and personal. His family is likely the one credited with inventing the poop knife.
I’m surprised Chris survived having food poisoning. We all saw how he was when he had the flu.
He didn’t.
He was dying earlier that day. Then he died. Now he’s dead.
“Stop. Pooping.” Is maybe the funniest line in all of human history. The delivery. the gaunt, sweaty, pale face. The absolute seriousness. Every time I even think about it I have to hide a smile but if I ever try to say it I can’t make it through without losing it. If an alien asked me what the peak of human comedy was I would show them that scene.
@@Oli.V One of the funniest improv lines from a very unsuspecting actor. I like Rob Lowe but to find imrpov made me laugh even harder at that scene.
It always kills me the way Ben oh so casually enters with "I'm dying".
Ron and Chris agreeing with each other in the rare joint interview is peak character development.
My favorite part about this is that they all still went to work
Seriously, who does that? I would've called out.
@@stormtruppo well, knowing this would make himself much more inefficient for the government.....Id say Ron has a good reason
I love this shot at 1:09 because you have three different men, who often go against each other, uniting over Ben's crazy obsession of the mini-calzone.
..."and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." lol!
aww don't say that
The man does not have a "1" setting: he basically throws a right hook into the toilet bowl each time.
I've actually seen it happen before
“I have voided more than Tom’s body weight in the last 12 hours alone . He might have just disappeared off the earth.”
I love you, Ron.
I'm sitting here with food poisoning for the first time ever and man, this scene hits different now.
the way tom slaps the top of the door frame as he leaves too lmaoooo
“It’s LITrally just a small calzone”
Notice how on the white board at 1:04 you can see the restaurant that gave them all food poisoning has the worst notes from everyone. Ron pointed out the meat was bad, Chris noted how the veggies were bad, and Ben even thought it was "fine". All hinting at how it was going to be the worst out of the three.
So many amazing lines in one clip. Can’t choose one
As someone who has had food poisonings twice this year that were so bad that I passed out in the bathroom and ended up on the floor both times, I appreciate Adam Scott and Rob Lowe's commitment in getting down on the ground. For those wondering, the food culprits in my case appeared to be chicken nachos and cheesecake.
Here's your medal 🏅
Gotta love Ron's willpower at 2:07
By your bootstraps man.
As a person who suffered from food poisoning, it's pretty accurate. Avoid mayo people.
Never! Mayo will always be best condiment!
Ah, a man of culture I see
Mayo is the best
That whole beginning section (up to and including the interview with Ron and Chris) was basically the perfect combination of three, maybe four, of the best known running gags in the series 😂
The dangers of the calzone zone
low cal calzone zone
Everything in this scene was spectacular, but what always floors me is when Ron smacks the phone at 2:15 and says "Ben.." in the most exhausted tone ever
Ron knocking the phone on the floor, Ben rolling over to it and attempting to dial with his nose, almost brings me to tears every time I laugh so hard.
I sometimes feel like a coy Dutch woman, guarding a dark secret.
*i'm not your maiiiiiid*
I die of laughter every time I watch this scene. Top notch writing and delivery
“Drizzle it on for me, I’m not your maaaid!”
The thought of Tom pooping himself out of existence is bewildering. Sorta like a genie going into his lamp but, y'know, worse.
My girlfriend ordered to go from an Italian place and got us a meat ball “sandwich” to share. I opened the bag and first thing I said was THAT IS A CALZONE. That is NOT a sandwich. So. Lame. And I’m serious, that thing had so much excess bread, it was ridiculous. I thought of “which am I going to be after I eat this dam thing? Will I be Ben, Chris , or Ron?”
Calzones are one of the best food types
Jack Griffiths-Elliott that statement is INVALID
A calzone from pizza hut made me sick
@@OrsilloFanClub Well, it's Pizza Hut. That's on you.
@@MasterPoppers Never got pizza hut again.
"He might have just disappeared off the earth" always has me in stitches man hahahaha
This scene is comedy gold.
1:53 Underrated Ron commentary…
This is the most accurate depiction of food poisoning I’ve ever seen…I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
1:53 I'm dead 😂😂😂
One of the best Ron Swanson quotes ever
As a person who has gotten food poisoning let me describe it
Take everything Pepto Bismol is supposed to help and have that be in your stomach for hours on end
Yah. Food poisoning suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
oof
I had it once. I felt like the color pale green.
i haven't had food poisoning in years or maybe months ago but i just couldn't tell if it was food poisoning or if i got stomach flu
Just got over food poisoning from yesterday. I now HEAVILY sympathize with them.
One of the best scenes in TV history. I’m hoping Ben is making a lot of calzones in isolation right now. Ben’s Low Cal Calzone Zone.
"He might've just disappeared off the earth" has to be one of the funniest things said on television
“I was dying earlier today. And...then I died” as did I from the way Rob Lowe delivered that line
I love the fact that they all got food poisoning, were up all night on the toilet and STILL showed up to the office the next day instead of, you know, CALLING IN SICK! Those are some dedicated local government employees! 😂
My favorite moment is Ben's delivery on "I'm dying"
2:27 I like how you can hear Ben mashing ‘7’ and ‘8’ at the same time with his nose…
Ok! If Ron's sick from eating meat, then how are the other two even alive?
When Ron realized that there was food poisoning he let off some of his power to help Ben and Chris survive.
Simple. When Ron eats, it is the food that is scared.
0:32 The board with everyone's review on it is so perfect!
I like how they all chose to be together when they were all sick, like a true group does.
Not gonna lie, my mom and I had really bad calzone experience.....we never mention calzones in the house again after that week of hell
Anybody whose ever had food poisoning can relate 100% lol
Ron is pure savage against food poisoning
1:52 probably one of the funniest ron lines
"nothing you're saying is helpful"
whenever ive asked for help on a website
This is pretty accurate of the beginning of it.
I had some awhile ago due to poorly prepared fish and I felt exactly as how Chris said about dying.
It's just never ending and all you can do is try to hydrate while your body evacuates half your bodyweight in semi solids.
"I did not sleep for 1 second last night---and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." 😂😂😂. This entire scene is gold.
“There is no wrong way to consume food.”
Later...
“THIS is the wrong way to consume food!”
It was alcohol for the bachelor party but nice one
Chris’ face at 2:25 is one of the highlights of this scene
This is a very accurate representation of food poisoning. Got it once after foolishly eating a very cheap chicken burger in a diner just outside a tiny, little town. For 3 days straight I wished for death and contemplated cutting myself open in order to remove the razorblades making their way through my system. Twas a harrowing experience.
The delivery of lines from every one of them is so unbelievably good
When my brother and I were kids, we got food poisoning from eating pizza at a mall food court. Needless to say, we never ate there again, and not surprisingly, a few years later the place went out of business.
It’s a legitimately miserable experience. Glad you’re both ok now
I love that you can look at the board at the beginning and see that no one liked the first caterer, with Ron’s only thing being that the meat is bad. It’s a nice hint at what’s going to happen
Guys, Guys, GUYS 2:20 you can see a crew member at the left side of the screen! I’ve watched this show for years and only noticed it now!
Shows like The Office and Parks and Rec tend to keep in and welcome small mistakes like that since it makes the documentary style more realistic
"Smells like some vomit took a dump in here." That's something I now say whenever I visit my hungover friends.
Statistically speaking, this is the funniest B plot ever in the show.
I honestly think these four actors have never been funnier than in this video. Pure showcase of their respective specialties.
The cramping. The pain. Hunched over, on the floor. It's too accurate
0:32 the ratings are perfect description of this whole segment
I cannot believe how good this show is. Ron, April and Chris are awesome