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  • @levilandes1719
    @levilandes1719 3 роки тому +3256

    Having suffered through food poisoning once, I want to assure everyone that the effort put into checking on Tom was nothing short of heroic.

    • @EmperorKrow
      @EmperorKrow 2 роки тому +54

      I second that!!!

    • @carvcat
      @carvcat 2 роки тому +161

      @@EmperorKrow same... i woke up with food poisoning ran to the bathroom and was in there for literally 2 days puking shitting and and sleeping on the floor right next to the toilet. i only drank tapwater here and there when i was able to. whole thing felt like a fever dream.

    • @castroh19
      @castroh19 2 роки тому +45

      @@carvcat oh I remember when that happened to me. Just thinking about it gives me the chills

    • @cliffdaddy126
      @cliffdaddy126 Рік тому +61

      I got food poisoning from bad fish, longest 3 days of my life. I couldn't even hold down water, every time I took a drink I'd puke it back up 10 minutes later. By the end of the 3rd day I was so dehydrated from all the puking, shitting, and sweating my wife had to take me to the hospital for an IV drip so I wouldn't die

    • @kurbisfurst5194
      @kurbisfurst5194 Рік тому

      Why did no one under this comment, including OP, go to the hospital? Food poisoning is a serious problem, that kills thousands of people every year.

  • @daveolson6001
    @daveolson6001 4 роки тому +8881

    "I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last twelve hours." I can't add anything to that masterpiece of a line.

    • @handmeadozenbeers8655
      @handmeadozenbeers8655 4 роки тому +441

      You forgot "He might've just disappeared off the earth".

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 4 роки тому +82

      You forgot “literally” the best part of that line

    • @learnerbreadfarm7797
      @learnerbreadfarm7797 4 роки тому +12

      I only liked your comment because it brought it to an even 666 and I am an edgelord

    • @shyyou93
      @shyyou93 3 роки тому +52

      "I cracked the toilet bowl" has a certain charm to it. How does one crack a toilet bowl?

    • @Publiclighthouse
      @Publiclighthouse 3 роки тому +13

      @@shyyou93 - Yeah, that was the visual no one asked for but we all got.

  • @the_starbyte9362
    @the_starbyte9362 4 роки тому +8917

    The delivery of "It's literally just a small calzone!" is my favourite part of this scene. The frustration in this sentence is hilarious

    • @rastalion1992
      @rastalion1992 4 роки тому +169

      Chris and Ron agree, that says something

    • @bc-qm3rz
      @bc-qm3rz 4 роки тому +172

      Chris says “literally” all the time yet this is one of the few times that it’s applicable

    • @whiskeymarie9560
      @whiskeymarie9560 4 роки тому +53

      For me its the "Chris, I'm dying" in such a casual way

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder 4 роки тому +8

      They really don't care for calzones in Pawnee :)=

    • @billiondollarbangaz9136
      @billiondollarbangaz9136 4 роки тому +1

      Hi

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 2 роки тому +253

    "I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone. He might have just disappeared off the Earth."
    I cannot stress how much that line kills me.

  • @WishesTwo
    @WishesTwo 4 роки тому +3669

    "it smells like vomit took a dump in here" accurate portrayal of how it is to have food poisoning.

    • @dixonmixin10
      @dixonmixin10 4 роки тому +95

      Hear! Hear! I got poisoned by some nasty grocery store sushi...both sides were firing at will.

    • @fujikokun
      @fujikokun 4 роки тому +31

      I got food poisoning once and only vomited...I guess I got lucky lol

    • @johnjr.montano5442
      @johnjr.montano5442 4 роки тому +17

      I can confirm. I had it on a 6 hour car drive. Not the best day of my life i'll tell you that

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 3 роки тому +1

      @@dixonmixin10 What store because both of the grocery stores I work at actually had really good sushi one was a Martins the other was Kroger

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 3 роки тому +1

      @@fujikokun You might have gotten very mild food poisoning or maybe it’s in your DNA I don’t know

  • @aliciamartinezcosta3184
    @aliciamartinezcosta3184 4 роки тому +4533

    “The calzones betrayed me?!” Best quote for me. 😂

  • @wolverineisdaman
    @wolverineisdaman 2 роки тому +870

    I'm amazed that Ben and Chris both survived something that was potent enough to affect RON SWANSON

    • @Eduardo-ll7eg
      @Eduardo-ll7eg Рік тому +75

      Ron is tough but he isn’t beyond being sick or body passions, remember when he had a hernia fun times

    • @jaineepatel8557
      @jaineepatel8557 Рік тому +5

      😊

    • @willjones455
      @willjones455 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Eduardo-ll7eg that's one of my favorites

    • @randomt800kiddo2
      @randomt800kiddo2 5 місяців тому +4

      @@willjones455I was born ready, I'm Ron fuckin Swanson.

    • @danielbrown9368
      @danielbrown9368 5 місяців тому

      Acting

  • @Michael-kd1ho
    @Michael-kd1ho 4 роки тому +3951

    "Nothing you're saying is helpfull." Tom summed in a single sentence.

    • @Cantaloupe_Connoiseur
      @Cantaloupe_Connoiseur 4 роки тому +75

      Honestly, his character was so annoying

    • @radhummingbird97
      @radhummingbird97 4 роки тому +59

      I don't hate Tom but I honestly don't understand how people enjoy him so much

    • @torben_vp
      @torben_vp 4 роки тому +22

      I honestly have a strong hate for tom
      To compare : ron hates vegetables
      With a fuckin passion

    • @housekilla457
      @housekilla457 4 роки тому +10

      That’s anyone that writes yelp reviews to be honest.

    • @mijreed
      @mijreed 3 роки тому +41

      I like Tom’s character. I think because everyone knows someone like him...a complete self-promoter who presents themselves as something they totally aren't.

  • @Vyselink
    @Vyselink 3 роки тому +598

    Best part of this scene is the genuine care that they had for Tom. Sure, "He may have just disappeared off the face of the Earth" is HILARIOUS, but Ron did get up to make sure Tom was ok.

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 4 роки тому +5089

    "There's been a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats"
    My favorite Ron Swanson quote🤣

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 4 роки тому +112

      My favorite is his thoughts on milk.
      "The only thing I hate worse than lying is skim milk... which is just water that's lying about being milk."

    • @joshuawells835
      @joshuawells835 4 роки тому +11

      My motto regarding salad. Thank you, Ron Swanson.

    • @r5an
      @r5an 4 роки тому +6

      Salad is literally pointless.

    • @Beechy07_
      @Beechy07_ 4 роки тому +22

      “Is a gerbil marrying a Rabbit”

    • @caseytodd7632
      @caseytodd7632 4 роки тому +5

      I use this line regularly.

  • @SFGiantsFan2482
    @SFGiantsFan2482 2 роки тому +475

    I've had food poisoning twice. Their acting is spot on. It LITERALLY takes every ounce of energy you have to do the most basic things.

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 2 роки тому +21

      Super surprised they all came into work

    • @renatocorvaro6924
      @renatocorvaro6924 2 роки тому +16

      @@evertime123 In fairness, it's not like they do anything at work.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy Рік тому +9

      Yup. Glad even Ron was laid low by it. Mine wasn't as bad, but I did hate my life for a day and a half.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 Рік тому +5

      ​@MrGksarathy lucky you. I wanted to die.

    • @daylenebarcelona7189
      @daylenebarcelona7189 8 днів тому

      Got sick one year the day before Christmas Eve. No symptoms other than diarrhea all day. Had dinner that night and was fine, so I figured it wasn’t food poisoning. Didn’t sleep at all that night then finally vomitted Christmas Eve at 5 a.m. Zero. Energy. After. I had to do laundry and wrap presents. I slept in-between cycles and sloppily put gifts in bags with tissue paper. Also took about 3 naps at my aunts house because I was still so wiped out. Awful time.

  • @actorpmw
    @actorpmw 4 роки тому +841

    “I was dying earlier this morning, then I died, now I’m dead.”

    • @KayvonJavid
      @KayvonJavid 4 роки тому +16

      The microchip has been compromised

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 6 місяців тому +1

      "I was dying earlier today*, and then I died. Now I'm dead."

  • @robertlehnert4148
    @robertlehnert4148 4 роки тому +6876

    "It was just a calzone."
    "It was literally just a small calzone."
    First time Ron and Chris we're in total agreement.

    • @wayneweisensee7722
      @wayneweisensee7722 4 роки тому +181

      And of all things, it was over food

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 4 роки тому +45

      Ron and Chris we are in total agreement?

    • @ericjohnson6120
      @ericjohnson6120 3 роки тому +69

      Also, one of the few times Chris used "literally" correctly.

    • @arjyabirhazra1135
      @arjyabirhazra1135 3 роки тому +40

      @@wayneweisensee7722 Remember the burger. Chris had to agree with Ron that beef is better than turkey.

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 3 роки тому +8

      With a crap ton of raw egg residue and meat in it apparently

  • @lacyshrewsbury8919
    @lacyshrewsbury8919 4 роки тому +524

    Ben rolling into the floor and using his nose to dial the phone will never not be hilarious

    • @Rebecca-oh5yh
      @Rebecca-oh5yh Рік тому +5

      I also love Ron knocking the phone off the table.

  • @zacharymorse9029
    @zacharymorse9029 4 роки тому +4399

    I can suspend my disbelief as well as anyone, but I refuse to believe that not one but three government employees showed up to work while even a little bit sick.

    • @Sweet_Venom0027
      @Sweet_Venom0027 4 роки тому +509

      Ron would probably come into work because the only thing even more detrimental to the efficiency of local government than an employee who doesn't care is a violently sick employee who doesn't care. Also it might be a pride thing, didn't he spend an entire day at work even though he had a hernia?
      As for the other two no clue, Chris is supposed to be super concerned about his health and Ben should be rational enough to stay in bed.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 4 роки тому +280

      They may not have had symptoms until they were at work. I actually went from slightly nauseous at my car to sprinting up the back stairs to puke in the staff bathroom. I was fine when I left for work 15 minutes earlier.

    • @Dragoon1809
      @Dragoon1809 4 роки тому +120

      Elena Christian I second that. It hits you at the worst possible time especially if you’re at work.

    • @unc54
      @unc54 4 роки тому +47

      @@Sweet_Venom0027 Ben has Leslie syndrome (albeit to a lesser degree) regarding refusing to take days off.

    • @stephaniewilson1532
      @stephaniewilson1532 4 роки тому +67

      I think they came into work mostly to check in on each other. That's the point of this scene, isn't it? Other than learning what traitors those mini calzones were... Lol

  • @michaelweston2285
    @michaelweston2285 2 роки тому +267

    2:24
    Rob's face coming in and out of frame is the funniest part for me

    • @curlybill3666
      @curlybill3666 2 роки тому +6

      That's Chris

    • @hugemusiclover1837
      @hugemusiclover1837 2 роки тому +16

      @@curlybill3666 The actors name is Rob Lowe

    • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
      @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 2 роки тому +6

      I never noticed that before😂😂😂

    • @gailwebb9619
      @gailwebb9619 Рік тому +3

      He is in hysterics watching Ben roll over and punch in the numbers with his nose……I was laughing too!

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 роки тому +768

    The strength that Ron puts into feebly waddling forward is hilarious.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +1545

    'Chris, I'm DY-ing!'
    (There has never been a better line delivery in the history of acting.)

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 4 роки тому +11

      #WhyYouAlwaysDying?

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +25

      The Lone Wolf Because I died. And then I was dead. And then I died again.

    • @skyw3419
      @skyw3419 4 роки тому +30

      I was dying earlier today, them I died. Now I'm dead.

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 4 роки тому +11

      He died as he died - dead.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 роки тому +10

      I love how he almost makes it sound like a question.

  • @dundermifflin7952
    @dundermifflin7952 4 роки тому +842

    "Drizzle it on for me! Im not yo maiiid"
    Tom Haverford 2020

    • @kristenk708
      @kristenk708 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahah love Tom!

    • @papalopolous
      @papalopolous 4 роки тому +26

      It would be "Tom Haverford 2013" since that is when the episode aired

    • @itsmekaustav77
      @itsmekaustav77 4 роки тому +25

      @@papalopolous No that is Tom's Presidential campaign slogan.

    • @kingkazma5937
      @kingkazma5937 4 роки тому +7

      I wish I could live by that rule but chicken nuggets are too good

    • @jdvera6847
      @jdvera6847 4 роки тому +9

      This petty food rule saved him from food poisoning.

  • @sharplikecheddar2
    @sharplikecheddar2 4 роки тому +670

    This has to be in the top 3 greatest scenes of this series. Line delivery, acting, the writing is all there. Every one of them nailed this bit. Bens roll to the phone is amazing. Chris face at 1:40, rons waddle. Soo much happening here.

    • @Delightfully_Witchy
      @Delightfully_Witchy 3 роки тому +19

      And, of course, Tom's delivery of "I'm not your maaaaid!" A thoroughly mediocre line made brilliant just by a tiny tweek in performance! The cast was spectacular!

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 3 роки тому +4

      except this is nothing like what having food poisoning is like lol

    • @tyleralmquist7606
      @tyleralmquist7606 2 роки тому +6

      Also the Chemistry between all four of them is top notch in this seen, there’s an actual feeling of friendship between all of them, especially the 3 who get food poisoning, which is really cool considering Ron is one of those people

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 2 роки тому +3

      Not to mention all the build up before of Ben’s love of calzones. It’s like a multiple season running gag at this point so the complete betrayal in his line is completely justified and so much funnier than if it had been a gag just for this episode.

    • @sharplikecheddar2
      @sharplikecheddar2 2 роки тому

      @@Oli.V For sure!

  • @Realfishhours
    @Realfishhours 2 роки тому +244

    It gets overshadowed but the iconic calzone betrayal line but Tom saying
    "I won't eat anything I have to dip in sauce myself. Driiizle it on for me, I'm not yo maaaaiiid." Always kills me

  • @albykoolipurackal8676
    @albykoolipurackal8676 4 роки тому +2086

    When Hitler found out Italy switched sides 3:02

    • @matwheeler8629
      @matwheeler8629 4 роки тому +46

      Alby Koolipurackal
      Good one

    • @unc54
      @unc54 4 роки тому +55

      Hitler lowkey hated Italy though because Mussolini was incompetent

    • @MrNarwhaI
      @MrNarwhaI 4 роки тому +31

      Italy just surrendered, they didn’t switch sides to the Allies. Also, Hitler saw it coming anyway so he wasn’t really surprised. Brutus betraying Caesar works better.

    • @Tactix_se
      @Tactix_se 4 роки тому +6

      most underrated comment under this video

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 4 роки тому +12

      @@MrNarwhaI Eh, but then it's a calzone betraying another calzone. Or rather, many calzones descending upon the leading calzone, forks in hand. No, I like OP's better, Hitler may have seen the surrender coming but I doubt he was thrilled about it.

  • @Quantari
    @Quantari 4 роки тому +78

    I love the hints the writers drop. If you look at the whiteboard, the calzone caterers (aka food poisoners) were the only caterers where both Ron and Chris disliked the food.

    • @Ryodren
      @Ryodren 3 місяці тому +1

      Even Tom didn't like it "Caterer number 1s presentation was simple...Yet exhausting."

  • @DValedof
    @DValedof Рік тому +53

    “I did not sleep for one second and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.” said without shame or pride is such a great line

  • @Jacobswick
    @Jacobswick 4 роки тому +993

    “He might’ve just disappeared off the earth” 💀

  • @codyypeach
    @codyypeach 4 роки тому +216

    “A story from a book... I wouldn’t read- BUT, would watch the movie of”

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 3 роки тому +1

      That just sounds like my experience with twilight I got to be fair I did try to read it but it was kind of boring for me I’m not really holding that against the book it might just be a me thing where I like romance as a side rather than the main course

  • @MAX-df2yv
    @MAX-df2yv 4 роки тому +115

    “like a coy dutch woman guarding a dark secret” one of toms best lines

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +1969

    Also, the cast was MASSIVELY underselling food poisoning. It is at least three times worse than this.

    • @jaret19
      @jaret19 4 роки тому +307

      CaptainLumpyDog You are likely right. How were they able to get dressed and go to work as sick as they were? If it were me, I would stay in bed with a bucket near me.

    • @aet5807
      @aet5807 4 роки тому +102

      The fact they made it to work is shocking.

    • @markbrennan212
      @markbrennan212 4 роки тому +33

      @@jaret19 You're all weak, I went into work, worked till about 3 until I gave up and went home. Did struggle the next day though...

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +110

      Mark Brennan Look at the Internet Tough Guy!

    • @markbrennan212
      @markbrennan212 4 роки тому +10

      @@CaptainLumpyDog Well that's a compliment coming from a lad called CaptainLumpyDog.....

  • @JasonWindsor88
    @JasonWindsor88 4 роки тому +861

    Imagine being so nauseated, the mere thought of food is enough to make you vomit... then Tom, gleefully mentions how he’s gonna eat lasagna as he skips off 😂😂😂😂

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +15

      Jason Windsor PEACE!

    • @aet5807
      @aet5807 4 роки тому +31

      Jason Windsor and does that little pivot, and jumps up in the air, so light and not a care in the world. A perfect scene.

    • @vtron9832
      @vtron9832 4 роки тому +6

      That is indeed a dreadful feeling to have.

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 4 роки тому +7

      I would wish only the WORST for that tiny, tiny, little man.😡

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 4 роки тому

      @@zachscarbrough2727 You too, huh?

  • @aet5807
    @aet5807 4 роки тому +286

    Tom’s discussion of the food is one of my top moments of the show. It’s everything that makes Tom who he is.

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 4 роки тому +7

      Which is why I can't stand him.

    • @GoodOne917
      @GoodOne917 4 роки тому +11

      Every person who attending the wedding would have ate those mini calzones he was so keen about and gotten ill. That's why you have a friend like Tom. Ppl might laugh at food rules but so what if it stops you from getting sick

  • @rigelsy1103
    @rigelsy1103 4 роки тому +159

    lmao at 1:07 you can see ron's note of the calzone on the whiteboard saying "bad meat"

    • @kishanprakash007
      @kishanprakash007 4 роки тому +18

      And Chris' "bad veggies"... Why did Ben even choose to go with it?

    • @MasterPoppers
      @MasterPoppers 4 роки тому +13

      @@kishanprakash007 Because he loves calzones.

    • @kishanprakash007
      @kishanprakash007 4 роки тому +15

      @@MasterPoppers And then the calzones betrayed him. Classic!

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 3 роки тому +2

      There’s your sign

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 4 роки тому +207

    2:35 I love the way Chris is laying on the table.

    • @ocelot09
      @ocelot09 4 роки тому +34

      Lol yeah. He actually looks dead

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +33

      ocelot09 He died. And then he was dead. And then he died again.

    • @c4stgump165
      @c4stgump165 4 роки тому +29

      He looks like a fallen angel or something.

    • @fisheatsyourhead
      @fisheatsyourhead 2 роки тому +11

      straight out of a renaissance painting

  • @joeltome1200
    @joeltome1200 4 роки тому +142

    This is one of those scenes that I would erase from my memory just so I could watch it for the first time again. I laughed so hard when Ron said he cracked the bottom of the toilet.

  • @TiddiousJWickens
    @TiddiousJWickens 4 роки тому +80

    "Chris I'm dying." That delivery is everything.

  • @jeremyyoon8939
    @jeremyyoon8939 4 роки тому +209

    “Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?"

  • @cameronhodgetts920
    @cameronhodgetts920 4 роки тому +97

    I think what I love more than anything is how Ben, white as a sheet and sweating buckets, hobbles painfully into Chris' office, a look of sheer agony on his face, and opens with just an incredibly casual "Chris? I'm dying"

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 4 роки тому +360

    I like how Tom doesn’t even offer to help his friends. It was fitting but disappointing at the same time.

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 4 роки тому +20

      Which is why between Ben, Chris, and Tom, I hate Tom the most.

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 4 роки тому +25

      Tom doesn't view them as friends nor do they view him as a friend either. They work together.

    • @skapitapita
      @skapitapita 4 роки тому +14

      Help how?! They shouldn't have even been working

    • @TheWinstonSlip
      @TheWinstonSlip 4 роки тому +45

      He’s not their maid!

    • @spookymu1der
      @spookymu1der 3 роки тому +9

      nothing he could do really. just let it run it’s course lol

  • @RobGordonJC
    @RobGordonJC 2 роки тому +26

    Food poisoning is an absolute nightmare
    The fact that they weren’t vomiting and shitting all over that office is incredible

  • @edee5211
    @edee5211 4 роки тому +91

    “ the calzones betrade me?! Never again guys, as god is my witness” that kills me, I love ben’s obsession with calzones

  • @pandoraavatar9901
    @pandoraavatar9901 4 роки тому +126

    “It’s food poisoning. I have it to. I did not sleep for one second last night, and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.”
    It took my uncle, who works in construction, to take a hammer if he wanted to break toilet porcelain. Ron’s poop, I salute you.

    • @thanosthecoldfire3749
      @thanosthecoldfire3749 2 роки тому +1

      Thats depressing

    • @th0th
      @th0th 23 дні тому

      All things being equal I would assume a Swanson BM to be epic and personal. His family is likely the one credited with inventing the poop knife.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 роки тому +213

    I’m surprised Chris survived having food poisoning. We all saw how he was when he had the flu.

    • @JosephTaber
      @JosephTaber 3 роки тому +71

      He didn’t.
      He was dying earlier that day. Then he died. Now he’s dead.

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 2 роки тому +19

      “Stop. Pooping.” Is maybe the funniest line in all of human history. The delivery. the gaunt, sweaty, pale face. The absolute seriousness. Every time I even think about it I have to hide a smile but if I ever try to say it I can’t make it through without losing it. If an alien asked me what the peak of human comedy was I would show them that scene.

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 2 роки тому +4

      @@Oli.V One of the funniest improv lines from a very unsuspecting actor. I like Rob Lowe but to find imrpov made me laugh even harder at that scene.

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan 4 роки тому +86

    It always kills me the way Ben oh so casually enters with "I'm dying".

  • @moviewolverine89
    @moviewolverine89 2 роки тому +18

    Ron and Chris agreeing with each other in the rare joint interview is peak character development.

  • @maryallgier195
    @maryallgier195 4 роки тому +87

    My favorite part about this is that they all still went to work

    • @stormtruppo
      @stormtruppo 3 роки тому +6

      Seriously, who does that? I would've called out.

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 3 роки тому +4

      @@stormtruppo well, knowing this would make himself much more inefficient for the government.....Id say Ron has a good reason

  • @AndrewSangalang
    @AndrewSangalang 4 роки тому +22

    I love this shot at 1:09 because you have three different men, who often go against each other, uniting over Ben's crazy obsession of the mini-calzone.

  • @tomlewis9207
    @tomlewis9207 4 роки тому +200

    ..."and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." lol!

    • @mattryan2489
      @mattryan2489 4 роки тому +12

      aww don't say that

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 4 роки тому

      The man does not have a "1" setting: he basically throws a right hook into the toilet bowl each time.

    • @rantmasterbeta1955
      @rantmasterbeta1955 3 роки тому

      I've actually seen it happen before

  • @Milmiskew
    @Milmiskew 4 роки тому +33

    “I have voided more than Tom’s body weight in the last 12 hours alone . He might have just disappeared off the earth.”
    I love you, Ron.

  • @thomasmartin5503
    @thomasmartin5503 Рік тому +11

    I'm sitting here with food poisoning for the first time ever and man, this scene hits different now.

  • @yasberry
    @yasberry 4 роки тому +38

    the way tom slaps the top of the door frame as he leaves too lmaoooo

  • @micahnicole772
    @micahnicole772 4 роки тому +109

    “It’s LITrally just a small calzone”

  • @fake-king3837
    @fake-king3837 2 місяці тому +6

    Notice how on the white board at 1:04 you can see the restaurant that gave them all food poisoning has the worst notes from everyone. Ron pointed out the meat was bad, Chris noted how the veggies were bad, and Ben even thought it was "fine". All hinting at how it was going to be the worst out of the three.

  • @flyingscotsman32
    @flyingscotsman32 4 роки тому +63

    So many amazing lines in one clip. Can’t choose one

  • @MichaelWilson-io8xq
    @MichaelWilson-io8xq 2 роки тому +17

    As someone who has had food poisonings twice this year that were so bad that I passed out in the bathroom and ended up on the floor both times, I appreciate Adam Scott and Rob Lowe's commitment in getting down on the ground. For those wondering, the food culprits in my case appeared to be chicken nachos and cheesecake.

  • @mrbacchus6127
    @mrbacchus6127 4 роки тому +10

    Gotta love Ron's willpower at 2:07
    By your bootstraps man.

  • @lillyess385
    @lillyess385 4 роки тому +69

    As a person who suffered from food poisoning, it's pretty accurate. Avoid mayo people.

  • @matthewmccallion3311
    @matthewmccallion3311 4 роки тому +30

    That whole beginning section (up to and including the interview with Ron and Chris) was basically the perfect combination of three, maybe four, of the best known running gags in the series 😂

  • @N7Lantern
    @N7Lantern 4 роки тому +95

    The dangers of the calzone zone

  • @Call_me_Cujo
    @Call_me_Cujo 8 місяців тому +2

    Everything in this scene was spectacular, but what always floors me is when Ron smacks the phone at 2:15 and says "Ben.." in the most exhausted tone ever

  • @dinosoid2000
    @dinosoid2000 Рік тому +3

    Ron knocking the phone on the floor, Ben rolling over to it and attempting to dial with his nose, almost brings me to tears every time I laugh so hard.

  • @ps1hagrid355
    @ps1hagrid355 4 роки тому +96

    I sometimes feel like a coy Dutch woman, guarding a dark secret.

  • @grimesregal
    @grimesregal 4 роки тому +265

    *i'm not your maiiiiiid*

  • @aslihanakin1999
    @aslihanakin1999 3 роки тому +14

    I die of laughter every time I watch this scene. Top notch writing and delivery

  • @kathymyers7279
    @kathymyers7279 4 роки тому +24

    “Drizzle it on for me, I’m not your maaaid!”

  • @reddherod7677
    @reddherod7677 Рік тому +3

    The thought of Tom pooping himself out of existence is bewildering. Sorta like a genie going into his lamp but, y'know, worse.

  • @SnakeEaterGaming
    @SnakeEaterGaming 4 роки тому +273

    My girlfriend ordered to go from an Italian place and got us a meat ball “sandwich” to share. I opened the bag and first thing I said was THAT IS A CALZONE. That is NOT a sandwich. So. Lame. And I’m serious, that thing had so much excess bread, it was ridiculous. I thought of “which am I going to be after I eat this dam thing? Will I be Ben, Chris , or Ron?”

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 4 роки тому +8

      Calzones are one of the best food types

    • @Bussterr
      @Bussterr 4 роки тому +1

      Jack Griffiths-Elliott that statement is INVALID

    • @OrsilloFanClub
      @OrsilloFanClub 4 роки тому

      A calzone from pizza hut made me sick

    • @MasterPoppers
      @MasterPoppers 4 роки тому

      @@OrsilloFanClub Well, it's Pizza Hut. That's on you.

    • @OrsilloFanClub
      @OrsilloFanClub 4 роки тому

      @@MasterPoppers Never got pizza hut again.

  • @rlucas463
    @rlucas463 4 роки тому +14

    "He might have just disappeared off the earth" always has me in stitches man hahahaha

  • @indep_
    @indep_ 4 роки тому +36

    This scene is comedy gold.

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 2 роки тому +2

    1:53 Underrated Ron commentary…

  • @theprogressingdrummer1631
    @theprogressingdrummer1631 2 роки тому +4

    This is the most accurate depiction of food poisoning I’ve ever seen…I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

  • @daymatrian2604
    @daymatrian2604 3 роки тому +14

    1:53 I'm dead 😂😂😂
    One of the best Ron Swanson quotes ever

  • @fiz4400
    @fiz4400 4 роки тому +45

    As a person who has gotten food poisoning let me describe it
    Take everything Pepto Bismol is supposed to help and have that be in your stomach for hours on end

    • @williamwinder3466
      @williamwinder3466 4 роки тому +3

      Yah. Food poisoning suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

    • @tuckerschwab5331
      @tuckerschwab5331 4 роки тому

      oof

    • @r6854
      @r6854 4 роки тому +6

      I had it once. I felt like the color pale green.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому

      i haven't had food poisoning in years or maybe months ago but i just couldn't tell if it was food poisoning or if i got stomach flu

  • @AmericanBrit9834
    @AmericanBrit9834 21 день тому +1

    Just got over food poisoning from yesterday. I now HEAVILY sympathize with them.

  • @CantonGirl1981
    @CantonGirl1981 4 роки тому +16

    One of the best scenes in TV history. I’m hoping Ben is making a lot of calzones in isolation right now. Ben’s Low Cal Calzone Zone.

  • @haley9976
    @haley9976 Рік тому +2

    "He might've just disappeared off the earth" has to be one of the funniest things said on television

  • @jcleaverchamberlinjr
    @jcleaverchamberlinjr 3 роки тому +5

    “I was dying earlier today. And...then I died” as did I from the way Rob Lowe delivered that line

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine Рік тому +2

    I love the fact that they all got food poisoning, were up all night on the toilet and STILL showed up to the office the next day instead of, you know, CALLING IN SICK! Those are some dedicated local government employees! 😂

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 4 роки тому +28

    My favorite moment is Ben's delivery on "I'm dying"

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 2 роки тому +2

    2:27 I like how you can hear Ben mashing ‘7’ and ‘8’ at the same time with his nose…

  • @williamwinder3466
    @williamwinder3466 4 роки тому +62

    Ok! If Ron's sick from eating meat, then how are the other two even alive?

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 4 роки тому +13

      When Ron realized that there was food poisoning he let off some of his power to help Ben and Chris survive.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 роки тому +3

      Simple. When Ron eats, it is the food that is scared.

  • @brettleavitt8981
    @brettleavitt8981 4 роки тому +2

    0:32 The board with everyone's review on it is so perfect!

  • @anonymousman5573
    @anonymousman5573 2 роки тому +5

    I like how they all chose to be together when they were all sick, like a true group does.

  • @dsg2v
    @dsg2v 4 роки тому +22

    Not gonna lie, my mom and I had really bad calzone experience.....we never mention calzones in the house again after that week of hell

  • @sethrobinson28
    @sethrobinson28 3 роки тому +30

    Anybody whose ever had food poisoning can relate 100% lol

  • @andrewcarlson3486
    @andrewcarlson3486 Рік тому +4

    Ron is pure savage against food poisoning

  • @Chefffff
    @Chefffff 3 роки тому +7

    1:52 probably one of the funniest ron lines

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 2 роки тому +2

    "nothing you're saying is helpful"
    whenever ive asked for help on a website

  • @dasdovian7785
    @dasdovian7785 3 роки тому +6

    This is pretty accurate of the beginning of it.
    I had some awhile ago due to poorly prepared fish and I felt exactly as how Chris said about dying.
    It's just never ending and all you can do is try to hydrate while your body evacuates half your bodyweight in semi solids.

  • @GamingDragonFlower
    @GamingDragonFlower Рік тому +3

    "I did not sleep for 1 second last night---and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." 😂😂😂. This entire scene is gold.

  • @ejnorman8781
    @ejnorman8781 4 роки тому +14

    “There is no wrong way to consume food.”
    Later...
    “THIS is the wrong way to consume food!”

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +1

      It was alcohol for the bachelor party but nice one

  • @emobandicoot5936
    @emobandicoot5936 4 роки тому +12

    Chris’ face at 2:25 is one of the highlights of this scene

  • @MW2isthebest123
    @MW2isthebest123 2 роки тому +27

    This is a very accurate representation of food poisoning. Got it once after foolishly eating a very cheap chicken burger in a diner just outside a tiny, little town. For 3 days straight I wished for death and contemplated cutting myself open in order to remove the razorblades making their way through my system. Twas a harrowing experience.

  • @nerdfightercommenter6969
    @nerdfightercommenter6969 4 роки тому +4

    The delivery of lines from every one of them is so unbelievably good

  • @Bluegirl285
    @Bluegirl285 3 роки тому +11

    When my brother and I were kids, we got food poisoning from eating pizza at a mall food court. Needless to say, we never ate there again, and not surprisingly, a few years later the place went out of business.

    • @yolandaponkers1581
      @yolandaponkers1581 3 місяці тому

      It’s a legitimately miserable experience. Glad you’re both ok now

  • @KingChiggy
    @KingChiggy Рік тому +2

    I love that you can look at the board at the beginning and see that no one liked the first caterer, with Ron’s only thing being that the meat is bad. It’s a nice hint at what’s going to happen

  • @spartan1010101
    @spartan1010101 3 роки тому +7

    Guys, Guys, GUYS 2:20 you can see a crew member at the left side of the screen! I’ve watched this show for years and only noticed it now!

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean 6 місяців тому

      Shows like The Office and Parks and Rec tend to keep in and welcome small mistakes like that since it makes the documentary style more realistic

  • @alanguillermo3145
    @alanguillermo3145 4 роки тому +15

    "Smells like some vomit took a dump in here." That's something I now say whenever I visit my hungover friends.

  • @MikeMeehan
    @MikeMeehan 2 роки тому +5

    Statistically speaking, this is the funniest B plot ever in the show.
    I honestly think these four actors have never been funnier than in this video. Pure showcase of their respective specialties.

  • @deebyeeby
    @deebyeeby 9 місяців тому +1

    The cramping. The pain. Hunched over, on the floor. It's too accurate

  • @theedwardianwriter
    @theedwardianwriter 4 роки тому +7

    0:32 the ratings are perfect description of this whole segment

  • @dilnaylomogorhaiyee1450
    @dilnaylomogorhaiyee1450 2 роки тому +2

    I cannot believe how good this show is. Ron, April and Chris are awesome