These Men Need To Be Stopped - r/niceguys Top Posts
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2018
- Today me Wildspartanz and Pyrocynical read post from r/niceguys to stunning effect haha funny this video was wouldnt u say?
losers in vid:
WildSpartanz: / wildspartanz
Pyrocynical: / pyrocynical
Squizzy: / squishysunset
kingani: / @kingani
BluesDank: / bluetek101
Outro Animated By: / bandanabean
Outro Music By: / @musicofphil
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I like to think kwite stays in disguise even when hes off camera. Like his friends dont know who he is. He sleeps, breathes and eats as kwite.
illusion yeet i wanna imagine he says "Hi, im Kwite" in full costume
How does he eat as kwite if the mask covers his face?
BattleCat All liquids diet.
He does it kwite well too
Nah, man. In the blogs with the rest of the group he appears without the mask but they blur their face out
I just love the way Kwite kept climbing on top of the couch..
*holy shit*
KWITE IS PETER PARKER
Sarah Guillen trulyy
he looks tiny
Kwite is Asian tho
R E A L S H I T
Identity snatched
Girl: I like girls and I have a girlfriend
A few texts later
'Nice guy': I hope your boyfriend breaks up with u and jajejaoahejwkwkw
Girl: sure..
he also said "you probably like girls" as if she didn't say she did a million times before-
coffee addiction and then he insults you for half an hour.
Honestly? Finding this channel was the highlight of my horrible day
I love how this was a year old video and Kwite came back to it to heart your comment. Really shows he’s a good guy.
Hey same
i concur, even though ive been watching kwite 4 like 2 years still good on a bad day thumbsup
Loving kwite… THATS MARRIAGE MATERIAL!
What the hell, when did Kwite get a butt!?! ... And _legs???_ What miracle of hoody manufacturing have I missed?
Bryn Jackson onesies
The Wtf blanket 4 from Jacksfilms back in like 2009. I knew he was with him! That's how he took that video from Pewdiepie, he teamed up with him!
The Flickster - You just blew my mind, friendo. Onesies are the way of the future
PROSTHETIC LEGS YOU MORON
vee is a bee Prosthetic technology is amazing. What a world we live in. It's so nice to see his friends being so understanding and accepting, open to befriending a floating hoody propped up on artificial legs like that. So progressive
Pyro: *lays on couch*
Squizzy: *lays on pyro*
Kingani: *lays on Squizzy*
Bluesdank: *lays on Kingani*
Me: *dead*
Brandon: “what the fuck is going on!?”
Hotel: *Trivago*
Boi he be lookin like Lucas from earthbound
Damn, he had a harem, never knew.
their bones doe
Brandon isnt fat hes just thicc
He's just thicc boned
He's E x t r a T H I C C
And you can be to when you go to thiccshop.com
Exactly-
@@teehee7564 hell yeah
11:25 pyro needs to start modeling for some women’s clothing brands
Robbie Rotten if only you knew... if only you knew...
He'd pull-off a dress better than me
Ikr
Holy shit he really does look like a female model
11:07 there too.
Brandon: I'M RED
Kwite: *i'M rEd*
I love how everyone's at least relatively normal and then there's Kwite squatting on the back of the sofa putting Brandon in a headlock.
CraterSnake yes
Girl: "I have a girlfriend."
'Nice Guy': "You probably like girls anyway."
Me: ☝
7:50 Proof that Niall and Hyojin make the cutest lesbian couple. I'm such a proud mother.
Quiptipt Nyqtphimq isn’t she tran ? I mean we saw her nipple earlier and the deep voice...
Oof
o o o f
hmm this aged well
Nobody 707 yeah... oop
Lol that gay chick on the right looks like pyrocynical
Wait...
BallChinian loooooool
You mean that little lesbian?
you mean that big lesbian
lol
BallChinian Oh dear...oh dear...
KWITE HAS LEGS
*THE SENTIENT HOODIE HAS LEGS*
They’re prosthetics.
-#kwitehasleggles-
that isnt the real kwite
It must be his stunt double
I said it before and I'll say it again.
He's evolving.
When he made videos It started with his head and shoulders, then his upper body, then down to his waist, and now we're seeing more and more of his full body. There's a pattern of evolution here.
pixelking So you're saying that he might one day grow a face?
This is the single most adorable video, it encapsulates their friendship dynamics so well! Love this
Videos like this make me realize how lonley I am.
Especially pyro
"Read, pussy!"
Friendship is a wonderful thing.
I read this at the wrong time so the voice in my head is reading this and all I hear in the back is “I hope you get raped”
Ignoring the Niceguys
7:15 *alternative title: Pyrocynical gets crushed by two women and a Brit guy with long hair*
Two women and a cute trap*
14:35 One is a sociopath who attempts to trap people into a relationship with him and things that he's the center of the universe.
The other is Sangwoo from Killing Stalking.
CallMeFreakFujiko facts ✊🏻
OOF
_inhales_
*No*
Holy shit a stick master comment with no likes
*KURWA* *MAĆ* and harambe.jr
StickMaster500 YOOO
exhales
Y E S
StickMaster500 what the fuck is this?
I have a feeling under that hoodie and stuff that Kwite is quite good-looking. Pyro is much thinner than I imagine and Wildspartanz is definitely nothing like I thought. Still love 'em though XD
Pyro is PERFECT
Kwite is quite
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH funny.
mesu-chan I just came back to this video and realised kwite said he was Asian
@@leoflanagan6079 ditto
Pyro: *hates furry*
Also Pyro: *has a anthro fox thing as icon*
Hmmmmmm
But 🇬🇧
Yes, 🇬🇧
well this is funny now
About that..
He furr
*shows a picture that is half of sangwoo and the other half is onion boy*
“it’s pewdiepie... noooo”
lmaooooo
Oh god sangwoo..
How about we don't talk about sangwoo
I honestly don't know who sangwoo is and the onion was meant to be the good guy or the dark side 😂
@@JasminMiettunen Think about the good part:
You don't know about Sangwoo
Sangwoo noooo😟🔪
I low key think kwite is fookin adorable.
No pyro
turtles at play i high key think both are adorable
Boba Pills TRULY
Yeeeeeessssss
YASSS
Is no one gonna talk about the softcore porn Pyro just made in this video
16:30
Is this like the team 9 house lol
Team 0.5
Team 6
Only a few people will know what that's from
*Who is that cute little lesbain?*
idk but dem legs
(btw nice profile picture)
Which one?
Pyrocynical
henry
@@_mxlk783 omg
Pyro, your thicc is showing
2:00
“Oh no...”
1:58 "That one didn't age quite so well." -Jontron
damn pyro's legs tho
Jesstastic c: dem THICC
Jesstastic c: y e s
They're obviously fake, smh 🙄
He's a Brit. They must be white, or we report him to the agency. The only other exception is black legs. But I don't live near any black people so clearly they don't exist
AHDHDGFG ME ALL OF VIDEO
why pyro pull so many girls
will cause he’s hot af
skinny white boy
They get to put his name in the tags and get mad ad rev
he has nice legs
Oh hun, funny men get a lot. Cause yknow they're actually really good company and people who usually enjoy making others happy:)
I can't even get my legs as smooth as pyro's
Pyro shaved his legs for you ;))
7:16 first he gets Cute girl, then Best girl, then beani girl. I swear now I understand why Pyro gets hate, they all be jelly of his success
The person with the beanie is a guy.
animeforever1 he don't act like it
animeforever1 No, that's a cute gorl
Anything can be a girl
Someone Should Make A Fanfiction With Pyro At 7:16 10/10 Would Read.
7:20 Is Pyro one of those Anime protags who suddenly just has a harem?
NestOfThought Yes, without a doubt.
Spot the bisexual by the way he sits challenge
14:35 Out of Sangwoo and Onision which one's the "nice guy"? Lol
Onision definitely.
The Onion-son
7:48 *Top 10 Anime Couples*
Na, a magyarok tényleg mindenhol ott vannak :D
Wait..... IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPS HYOJIN AND PYRO?
Pyro is thicker than her
Kis me si tude
*V A S T A G*
Marvel: infinty war is the most ambitious cross over in history
Me:
Acrobatoy 🤣
7:15
My heart is melting help
A year later and I still can't get over how elegant pyros legs are
I’m jealous 😭
7:21 Pyrocynical getting smashed by 4 women all at once.
Siddhant Maithani
*BEST TOP 10 HENTAI OF ALL TIME*
Arsenijs yes.
Top 10 Times Hentai Went Too Far
One of them was a dude
J-productions r/WOOOSH
I love a Arsonist Furry, Asian kangaroo, female king and a random long haired dude sandwich
You Big Gae beautiful
Best part of the vid
Mhm
I wish I had friends
Hi
I'll be your friend
Damn this video makes me wish I could be comfortable hanging out with friends seeing how much fun y’all are having
Wren or something want some drugs?
11:35 lmao, there's a spy.
Edit: 11:39 Shit there are more.
Double trouble
That Spy is a Spy!
Was about to say "Man, Slazo looks a lot like Pyrocynical"
MORE OF YOU ALL TOGETHER
pyro reading "u can be my lil furry" hits different now
Pyro’s reaction to the furry comment hits differently now
You need to wear a fedora for r/niceguys videos
Maya Thompson No, the nice guy shall possess him. We can't let it take another good hoodie
Exactly! We shall not let those disgusting outlanders take another good, unsuspecting hoodie, let alone our Kwite! All hoodies deserve to be free from the iron fists of the nice guys!
i love their friendship
my lonely ass can't relate
zeewinn same. ._.
Lonely for life :D
This is so sad can we hit some *kids?*
aw sad alexa play despacito
2:00 that one didn't age quite so well
Alternative title:”Pyro poses sexually in fronts of camera as takes his shirts off and threatens whamen”
Pyro be lookin like a *F U C C I N G S N A C C*
I love how pyro immediately broke character the second he saw the word furry 2:00
We know why now-
6:54
bOI
10:26 brandon looks depressed af
we got two twinks and Brandon all in one video
3 name changes allowed every 90 days. Pyro is fat, even when he becomes skinny.
2 twinks and a tub of lard all in one video
Two Twinks, One Giant
Two twinks and a twunk*
This is the start of a porno
I can't breathe, the sight of Kwite trying to choke Brandon while yelling "READ PUSSY" is too much for me
7:15 - 8:02
a minute of pyro getting harrassed on a couch
some of the shit in this video aged like a fine milk
Wow kwites editing is great, I wouldn’t even think it was green screen unless I knew he can’t leave his box. I am honestly so amazed at what green screens can achieve these days.
We must protect Kwite and his soft Reddit reader family
7:47 aww my heart ❤️💗💘💕
To break your heart they broke up
@@obamas.big.juicy.bazingaz3383 f
Pyro got two girls and a gay
Hyojin and pyro are adorable
I0DIZED-S4LT ikr , are they a couple?
Yes they are
The Shiny Bisharp they're so cute and thanks
I guess hyojin must also be a gay lesbian then
Thats not how it works buddy
7:35 GAAAHHHH!!! they're such a good couple
ApexPredator serious question though, are they dating?
Bidoof-chan yep
Who is that?
Hyojin and Pyro
damn I didn’t know Pyro had a gf
2:00 Pyro getting PTSD to Ivory.
Plot twist: Pyro is the adopted son of Kwite and Brandon who is constantly worried about his parents divorce.
Evidence: 6:28
I'm just gonna say, your videos are kwite awesome.
Oh....the....puns....
...
Good one :D
The pun guy is here.
Sil vous plait non
That was fucking amazing
Kwite is so bite sized😂😂
Su🅱️reme 🅱️ickle Kwite sized.
Lolita Molita go home
Mcnoodles Fuck you, I pun when I want to.
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
Su🅱️reme 🅱️ickle shnnack size
16:30 Damn it Pyro, You gonna me act up 🗿
pyro when he does the high voice sounds like a british drew lynch minus the stuttering
7:36 that's so damn cute.
For real
Lowkey shipped them for a few seconds
SECONDS
Random Creations lmao they’re dating already
@@ScribeHat WELL IN THAT CASE
*WHIPS OUT FANART*
@@ScribeHat I like your name and your profile picture.
Video summary: Nice Guys aren't nice
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Yours truly,
Prince Alyusi Islassis
Rule 34 on Reddit is spot on.
Nigerian Jesus my nigga you woke me
So many slurs, reminds me of my childhood.
2:00 T H A T V O I C E C H A N G E
14:33 every nice guy has a *_VEGETARIAN BOOOODDDDYYYYY!!!!!_*
Not if there eating that fucking pic of You'res
son of jeff But, I'm pretty sure vegetarians do actually eat apples hey
Hah. It's funny cause I get it
😂😂😂
I feel the cringe seep into my skin, making its home in my bones, and from this I know that this will be the end of me. All because of some onion who once flexed his mediocre vegetarian body.
Kwite is now going full V A R I E T Y now... I am proud of this reddit sweatshirt
"I will love your kids."
Me: No, he will kill your kids and replace them with his own, like a lion.
Damn pyro getting more action than a of us ever will. Casually spooning while wildsaltnz is reading niceguy posts and getting annoyed at his lack of action
Why are Pyro's legs so nice wtf
RIGHT???
He has wamen legs
Millennium Star wut
They're baby's bum smooth too lmfao
I was looking for this fuckin comment
7:16. Where TF did they all come from😂💕
"bye WildSpartanz"
"I'm BiG"
2:00 did not age well
7:24 is the most pyros been touched by a woman since he was delivered
don't forget the trap
You guys just keep giving the kwite x Brandon shippers more fuel and I don't know whether to laugh or cower in fear
Rose Maryam Oh I got plenty of fuel from this video.
same
:|
OH YES
Wait those exist
12:23
“I’ll pass on dinner”
“Damn anyways wanna have dinner with me”
ok but ani THICC
pyro legs
TBH
@@robletch123 Bruh. Shut the fuck up with that Simp crap
@@lordluga1752 wdym?
S.QUIRRELS
I.N
M.Y
P.ANTS
beef shreekk sksksksks Omg this is my new response to "simp"
Pyro is so cute on the couch aww
pyro is so cute in general
Too bad he's a lesbian
So, what we know about Kwite's apperance:
He's Asian- When the word around 11:22 was said, he bleeped out Brandon because he isn't Asian, and that's considered racist. But when Kwite said it, he left it in the video and when he referred to that word, he then said "He hates ******, like us two"
He has dark hair- In multiple videos strands of his hair were sticking out of the hoodie, and the coloring was dark brown/ black... Not to mention his eyebrows are dark brown// He might have long enough hair for a man bun btw (The top of his hood stands up like he has one)
He has a broad nose- In his video "Ajit Pai tries to be relatable ( ua-cam.com/video/m1Jzx_VXJgA/v-deo.html )" around the 2:04 mark, his mask slides down to reveal his nose.
My search continues...
Edit: I just want to say, I don't mean for this to be disrespectful and creepy... If someone puts themselves on the internet without having a face connected to the content and voice, people get curious. If he ever comes out with a video stating that he feels uncomfortable with fans trying to find out what his face looked like, I would delete this comment, and stop trying to figure it out. Just wanted to state that 👍
LivAnn thank you for your investigation, the search continues
Plus Asians are no strangers to those style of masks in public
That's honestly kinda scary
Thats kinda sorta creeping me out
Also in his video "Making a fake fan account" or something along those lines, we can briefly see his eyes in certain parts of the video. They seem to be a darker colour. Brown possibly.
11:33 face peek
every nice guy has a dark side. yeah the anime seeming image in that is from killing stalking. if a man is like sangwoo you gotta run
Phantom Dovakiin can’t run if he breaks your ankles
THIS JUST IN: kwite has legs and can leave his box
no, they're prosthetics
He is *EVOLVING*
You guys are fueling the fanfiction you fools
Currently Screeching they don't know how fan fiction works
Currently Screeching 6:29 stuff like this will fuel fan fiction
7:56 I like to imagine all of the squad ( Pyro, Kingani, Kwite, etc.) all live in the same house and they just do this kind of shit with one another on a day to day basis. It's entertaining.
Pyro's nice guy voice is exactly how I hear these people in my head.
spoilers: pyro takes his shirt off
secksee
what does this comment mean
hot
Hell yeah
Roses are red
Daises are white
We must sacrifice and pray to our Lord and Savior Kwite
natalie clockwork oof
This is some good shit over here
Okay random thought, this group is fucking adorable tbh, like it’s just a bunch of friends in a house making videos! The kind of gags the others pull is fucking funny
“Being a beautiful man is harder than being a beautiful woman.”
oH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW