Hot Dogs - Weird Stuff In A Can (And Also In A Jar)
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
- "Hot Dogs aren't weird" - That's what some will no doubt say, but it turns out (from the comments on this video: • Experiment: Dehydrate ... ) that hot dogs in a can (and especially in a glass jar) are considered seriously weird by some.
So let's take a look at an assortment of canned, jar-packed and vacuum-packed hot dog sausages - we'll test their physical properties and compare them for taste and texture.
Here are the timecodes for the various segments of this video:
Opening and comparing: 04:19
Mechanical testing (WobbleDog): 10:40
Wobble Testing (summary): 18:56
Taste Testing: 20:18 - Навчання та стиль
so why do you open pull tab cans with a can opener? genuinely curious
Mostly this:: ua-cam.com/video/TkBQaKNJ-C8/v-deo.html
@@AtomicShrimp oh I get ya there, same thing happens with me sometimes when opening some mackerel fillets. I just wiggle back and forth a few times with those tins until the metal bends off smoothly as it's a bit tricky to open a square can with a can opener. 😋
@@tumainitiger4655 As owner of a home made can opener, I have no problem with tight corners. But both, pull tabs and can opener opened cans, leave a catch, that keeps some of the food back. I like the cans, that come with a opening key and open sideways around.
To fuck with the OCD police! 😂
Hehehe I've asked this before. I still don't remove the lid, just open it far enough to get the stuff out.
I feel like they're designed so you aren't meant to remove the lid entirely.
Have you ever asked yourself, what have I done wrong in my life to be watching some British guy "wobble testing" hotdogs at 2am?
No, I asked “what have I done right to deserve this” :D
I started to laugh uncontrollably, it’s 3AM and I can’t sleep and I’ve stumbled across a video of a middle aged man using an invention designed solely to test the wobliness of sausages😂😂
Fyre Rose i just asked myself the samething lol
He’s proud of wobbling hotdogs!
Its literally 2 am for me right now
500 years from now in history class:
Greatest inventions of all time:
5. Harnessing Electricity - 1879
4. Printing Press - 1439
3. Wheel - 3200 bc
2. Fire - 125,000 bc
1. Wobble Dog 9003i - 2019
I like how its the 9003i not the 9000.
sounds like something i would do lol
19:58
"Well, that was interesting. I'm not sure exactly why".
Good summary of this entire video to be honest.
Holy fuck, I can't believe you created a machine to test the wobbliness. You've gone above and beyond, my good sir.
why am i watching a man measure the wobbliness of hot dogs with a machine
this guy can make anything interesting
Because you have nothing better to do
The only reason the INTERNET came into EXISTENCE is for these videos ...oh damn I'm not even gonna look for rule 34.
@@Skittenmeow You're not funny.
@@tripleunder oh believe me, I know. That's why I don't talk to anyone in real life.
"I mean, look at the swing on that. You just got to admire that."
- Atomic Shrimp, 2019
Excellent lob rate
magnificent
I literally just exited out of the video and started reading this in my head, and apparently it synced perfectly to him saying it and I burst out laughing.
I somehow find that very dirty.
Pigs after they find out what happens to their dead bodies: "The horror, the horror."
That comment reminded me of a sketch featuring a very bad GP, and a bewildered patient, on Chris Morris' 'Blue Jam' series. I'm not saying any more.
Honestly, if someone on the internet told me not to grab sausages straight out the jar... I would make an entire video dedicated to grabbing sausages out of jars.
@Simon Simon lolll
Same
I'm an eighty year old lady who has been widowed for thirty years.
You reminded me what I've been missing all these years!
Thank you. ❤️
🤣😀🤣
God bless you! 🌭
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment is criminally underrated.
😂😂😂
Halfway through the wobble test I just started giggling uncontrollably and could no longer understand if I was personally having a breakdown, or merely watching someone else have one. =>.
This entire video is basically super advanced shitposting. You cannot convince me otherwise.
@@BlueRedGooGoo i mean, its a series about food in cans
@@BlueRedGooGoo it is golden comedy, man, this is the new way
I didn’t get passed the first sausage 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
At one point I was wondering why I was bothering watching this. Then the wobble dog happened and I was crying with laughter! Bravo for the deadpan delivery on that one.
you ALWAYS need to hang around for Shrimp shenanigans. Always worth it
Same as that dude...as soon as the wobble Dog came out i was pissing my pants...Peace.
He's British, isn't it all deadpan?
"It's having trouble holding itself up." I smeared my mascara wand across my face. My laughter scared the fur off my cat.
I’m American and hot dogs in a jar just makes sense! At first I thought it was really odd. Then it occurred to me that the vacuum packs are awkward, leak, and aren’t resealable. I always have to put the opened pack in a ziploc bag then worry about them going bad.
plus i found jarred ones tend to be better quality
The Jars are also re-useable for pantry storage and possibly even re -water bathing, or maybe even pressure canning but I have not tested the latter yet. Cans are just destined for landfill, as are the vacuum packs.
@@NonsensicalSpudz Then you've never had an "American" Hot Dog. The difference between these and our hotdogs is night and day.
@@Plasmastorm73_n5evv what’s that got to do with cans and tins? I’m talking about that not what country has better hot dogs
The Wobble Dog 9003i is the epitome of a novel invention that nobody ever asked for.
I Want one!!! They must be on ebay!
@Mad Rob where would one find one of these? Asking for a friend
I thought it said 90031, which is a zip code for a part of LA which is northeast of downtown. I'm sure lots of porn was filmed in that zip code.
Now, I'm a sad.
I don’t know man... I’m more concerned about where the other 9002 models went prior. That’s so much wobbly sausage
@@alanguile8945 Me Too!
Atomic, please consider blurring future Wobble Dog segments. My wife was passing by during one and now won't stop giving me weird looks.
16:12.
I was crying laughing. The dedication to tweak the speed to get the perfect wobble. 😂😂.
“I mean, look at the swing on that. You’ve just got to admire that.”😂😂
Imagine just sitting there playing with this machine and your wife walks in like:
“What on God’s green earth is going on.....?”
You: “It’s for science.”
I subbed for the scam videos, but I found your other content really enjoyable, too. This is, honestly, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Your deadpan delivery and genuine sounding interest got to me in a way that most other content just can't. I've been too depressed to brush my hair or eat, and you made me actually smile for the first time in weeks. Thank you.
Damn, that got dark. You got anyone looking out for you? I don't brush my hair either but it's because I'm too busy not because I'm depressed... maybe try being too busy to be depressed?
@@BRUtahn that's exactly what I did, my husband lost his job a couple of months before I started college, so back in February I started working full time, I'm in college full time and we have a 3 year old. He got a job offer, so I put in my two weeks, but I feel so much better. And I shaved my head so I don't have to worry about brushing my hair lol
@@IDKwhatimdoingyet hey, I'm glad you're still around and feeling better. Enjoy the special moments with your little one. I have a 5 and a 1 yr old, they grow up too fast. I wish you and yours good health.
So...the angle of the dangle IS proportional to the heat of the meat. I KNEW it.
Nearly spit my favorite embibement all over the place. Go fuck your hat, partner.
@@davidcool5189 😎
Keep your dog in a vice.
@@EggBastion keep your stick on the ice
George Clinton quote?
I love how serious he sounds while testing the wobbliness of hotdogs on a machine literally called the wobble dog 90031! I now know what I'll be doing after retirement.
I can't even.....I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂
This video is soooo underrated!
British humor at its finest
You could be one of the two known hot dog kinematics experts
Repurposed shag-a-matic 3000???
Sometimes when I'm having a particularly rough or sad day, I'll come back to watch this video. Specifically the wobbly test section. It always manages to bring a giggly smile to my face. Reminds me that if there's a guy out there who measured the wobbliness of canned hot dogs, then it's okay for me to be a little silly sometimes too.
This was just another food vlog until you introduced the Wobble Dog 9000.
Suddenly, this is a science documentary. *Someone call Curiosity Stream* quickly.
17:04 How do i explain myself if somebody walks in on me watching this?
I just switch to my porn tab. It's easier to explain
@@Anders1314 there really is no difference
"Well...that was interesting. I'm not sure exactly...why"
Got me so good.
That last one especially
I never thought I’d spend 25 minutes of my life watching a grown man do a sausage review on youtube
.. and surprisingly, it was enjoyable 😂🙃
That moment at lunch your boss comes up behind you and asks
“What the hell are you watching?”
1960:we are going to have flying cars in the future.l
2020:A guy testing wich sausage wobbles the most
Which **
This UA-cam channel requires a mature audience.
Floppy willy
wobbly sausage
I'll show myself out then. 😁
Random Monty Python Military Figure: "This has all gotten too silly, and you are required to stop this nonsense immediately!"
@@sbob17 goddamn it.
This is genuinely, honestly, maybe one of the most absurd and frankly dumb things I've ever seen in my entire life. And I absolutely love it and wouldn't have it any other way. Fantastic video.
@@crauldrachinasvladington6663 Best notification I've gotten all year.
“Hot dogs in chilled vacuum packs”
Me, an Australian: ahh yes the normal way to store hot dogs
I'm pretty sure that's how most of the world stores them. Europeans are just weird.
That's how most sausages are stored in Germany. Brits are weird.
@@JustSitAndLaugh I hate the english.
@@gogomonow France here to confirm it's just the Brits, just ignore them
I've never not seen a hotdog in one of those packs
I feel like this entire video was an elaborate setup to justify an extremely bizarre but somehow funny joke in the form of the Wobble Dog 90031.
need some canned hotdog buns now
They have bread in a can in japanese vending machines lol.
@@meowrchl97 Canned bread! Squidward would be proud (only die hard spongebob fans will understand)
@Mad Rob *CANNED COOCHIE*
"But mr. Krabs I nEeD some CaNEd CoOChie!"
-Squidward
@@meowrchl97 Shrimp did canned bread in a different video
Saw canned bread in lower Berlin last year. So there's that.
That WobbleDog sets up some interesting harmonics on the firmer one - at lower revs you get a sway but at higher revs you get tighter oscillations but in each you set up standing/stationary waves. This would have been great for a physics A-Level practical :D
Hot dog nodes
Around the 18 mins mark when he says "just look at the swing on that!" I lost it. 3 am and laughed so loud I woke my missus up.
I've never laughed so hard at the Wobble Dog 90031. Discovered from the Scambaiting, staying for weird stuff in a can
Same
*9003i
Staying for everything else. It's all quality content on this channel.
@@theSafetyCar the same 'new sub'
Same
American viewer here.
We mostly see our hot dogs in vacuum sealed packs. I've never seen hot dogs in a can or jar before.
Honestly, Britain is always such a culprit for shitty mass produced food marked as "american". Dont know if this happens everywhere else
At least here on the east coast, we have cans of baby hotdogs at gas stations and NEX stores.
As an American I've had plenty of hotdog's inside cans
@Jay Arre oh ok
Im from Ireland and Poland and same here
I live in Canada, I've seen hotdogs in a jar in the German section, this opens my eyes to international hot dog standards.
In Canada also.. always saw them in packs
☺ Canada is a BIG country.
the small pull top cans of mini hot dogs called "vienna sausage" by grace, is very common in Toronto.
❤ atomic shrimp, you have a keen mind 💡💪👍🔑
@@annjones5201 Toronto need to get nuked.
@@FlatBroke612
ok :)
@@annjones5201 - the can be found on nearly every US market, as well. They are strange and mealy, imo. But they definitely qualify as strange food in a can 🥫
There's someone at Google trying to get this demonetized, but they can't find a reason that wouldn't reflect badly on them.
Well played sir! They can't stop the Wobble Dog! xD
That is the most phallic video I've ever seen. If you managed to keep this monetized you're a legend.
This guy is a complete legend!
Every man should know the breaking strain of their sausage !!!
@@johnascroft9206 mine never breaks ahaha
@@Mark-tx9kz that's both good to hear and too much information LOL !!!
I need to get a woble dog.
OMG! Your wobble machine had me cracking up! How did you keep straight face?!? You evil genius you!
I thought the exact same thing and also you think this video got demonatizes 😂🤣🤣
Because, it’s for scientific reasons, these are very pertinent questions that must be answered. Get your mind out of the gutter.
@Mad Rob Wiener wobbler
@@albapantheratigris6071 Yes, real scientific stuff going on here, next week checking out websites which use the number 30 in Roman numeral a lot?, and the Question of why? Roman numeral
This was waaaaaaaaaay funnier than I ever could have anticipated.😆
Imagine his wife walking into the room, what you doing O.O oh I’m just wobbing these meat sausages 🤣🤣
Ill be honest you were kind of losing me around 10mins but you brought out the Wobble Dog 90031 and i got sucked right back in
Interesting wording there
18:07 "look at the swing on that, you've just got to admire that" haha priceless
The wobble 9003l is hilarious!! This is the most I have laughed in a long time.
I don't think iv ever laughed this much in my life .
It does in fact bug me as an American that the “American” section of your grocery store has jarred hot dogs lol. I’ve genuinely never seen them like that here haha
I'm in Southern Ohio, and while I have seen them (pickled hot dogs in the pinkish brine, and stuff like the tinier ones that I think are actually labeled as sausages, but pretty much hot dogs nonetheless) they are EXTREMELY rare here at least. Canned hot dogs are also arguably a thing? Those, in my opinion, pretty gross vienna sausages you find at dollar stores you'd only eat if you were camping or had nothing else to eat. I don't know the exact definition of hot dogs and sausages and all the other things you'd call it, but if the canned vienna sausages aren't actually hot dogs, I'd say they're pretty close.
@@Clairness I would say that those 'Canned Vienna sausages' are Hotdogs. For the life of me, I couldn't tell you why. Only that all hotdogs are sausages, but not all sausages are hotdogs. Maybe, anyway. I suppose that it differs from place to place. Much like Cookies & Biscuits, Scones and ehh, Biscuits?, Jam and Jelly, Jelly and Jello. Language is an odd thing. Actually, Everything can be quite odd.
... (") (") So, Yeah.
Being British growing up, I’ve always thought I was getting conned with American style hotdogs. And I’ve always suspected your hotdogs didn’t come in cans either. British love bullshi++ing each other.
Never laughed so much in my entire life and nearly peed myself
Me too!!! Watching it now!! 2023!!!
Have never seen these in the U.S., only vacuumed packed in plastic. Pickled sausages or "Vienna" sausage, yes.
Same in Czechia (central Europe)
And pork or turkey is considered inferior. The "good" ones are all beef.
Do the vacuumed packed ones come with some sort of oil (or whatever it is) in it? Or are they mostly dry? I guess you yanks usually use them for barbecue? It's not quite as much of a cultural thing in the Netherlands, we mostly stick them in a pot to cook in whatever juices they come packed in.
@@omikronweapon They typically come in a small amount of brine. As far as serving them, they usually grilled, boiled, or baked. In the Northeastern U.S. there are an insane amount of varieties, just none that are jarred or canned.
@@brandonjohnston2633 I eat mostly hebrew national or nathans
The wobble test had me questioning what I'm doing with my life. Great video 😂
1 min in… and I already know the best are “Herta - Frankfurter’s!”
My thoughts exactly!
However, after his critique, I’m gonna revisit the jar ones the next very occasional (likely bonfire night) time we have them…
I find this so funny. You have such a good skill for presentation and you're talking about wobbly sausages 😂 I bet you were the best at presentations in school.
Thanks - actually, this is something I only really learned later in life. I was a bit of a clown at school, and that hasn't gone away, I've just got it under control a bit more now
@@AtomicShrimp Oh man I'm so happy for you that you didn't end up having to suppress that part of you! Otherwise we wouldn't have great content like this. Thanks for being yourself.
I wouldn't be suprised if he started using the can opener for the Jars!
Or the vacuum sealed packages
@Mad Rob oh no
@Mad Rob What, you on the shitter, son?
It's 5:34AM in Brazil, and I am still up due to the joys of watching the Wobble Dog 90031 do it's thing...
I'm crying. My husband walked into the room, glanced at my screen, stopped and looked again, blinked, looked at me, looked back at the screen and walked back out of the room with a great big sigh. I'm not going to bring it up, just look at him levelly and see if he mentions it. 🤣🤣🤣
Here in the U.S. you almost exclusively see hot dogs in plastic packages
Indeed, never seen canned/jarred hotdogs. I have seen dry salami in a jar though (Hormel product IIRC)
@Jay Arre +2
@Mad Rob you know you're supposed to remove the peel, right?
@Mad Rob 😲 hehe 😅 okay then..
*slowly backs away*
SAVE THE TURTLES
Don't you go waving your wobbly hot dogs and their salty fluids at me young man, my girlfriend won't approve. I'm on a diet.
Life is good when you have time to build a "wobble dog" ! I also know the issue of loss of grip 😅
This may be the best thing I’ve ever watched on UA-cam. Long live the Wobble Dog.
"Mechanical tests"
Fair enough.
lol i didnt expect that hilarious wiggle machine
I watched this video when you released it, about a year ago, and again tonight. Definitely worth a rewatch from time to time 😂😁👍
Same thing, I do like to come back to these 👌
That American food aisle made me, an American, cry on the inside just a little 😭😂😭
This is how they teach young british about the inferiority of rebellious colonials.
Same.
@@Vollification This is how they extract markup pence from sad expats XD
I have, quite literally, never had a craving for eating hot dogs until now, after watching your video.
I tend to go for local sauasages (butcher or branded(usually deny’s) in a hot dog bap, baguette or ciabatta with blue dragon sweet chilli sauce
Absolutely gorgeous
@flip inheck i meant northern Irish pork sausages similar to cooks town
Thank you for existing, Atomic.
i love how long the hotdogs mostly are. like no worries about bun length they just are. in the us if you just buy “hotdogs” they are by default too short for the bun you have to specifically look for and pay extra for “bun length hot dogs” which is annoying
Hot diggity dog! As a Yank, I appreciated this exercise.
I did note how often your watchers are compelled to be offended by what you do.
Fingers touching, can opener aggravation, worry worry.
Personally, keep doing what you do and thank you.
And the Wobble Dog 5000 was brilliant... "I mean just look at the swing on that...."
I nearly died laughing!
Thanks again,
David
I went in expecting a typical hot dog wieners review. Instead, I get to witness the grandeur of the Wobble Dog 90031. 10/10.
Also, how the heck can you keep a straight face?! I was busting out laughing all the way through.
I love how everyone, including myself, think it's 90031 and not 9003i
That “wobble device” looks like a torture machine. I can imagine some cruel punishments he could inflict on a man using that machine.
The horror when your wife says behave yourself or you're going in the wobble dog. 😱😆
New subscriber, Finding your stuff in a can fun. But this episode has me laughing to tears. 😂 Thank you much needed.
That someone has constructed a machine to test the wobbliness of hot dogs is so weird...but fascinating at the same time.
19:59 "that was interesting, i'm not really sure why" it just gets better and better and better!
42 minutes of wobbling hot dogs? SIGN ME UP!!!
i think your math is off there chief
@@soapman6652 18:31
the sausage wobbling killed me i couldn't stop laughing at it.
I can’t believe I’ve just sat through all of this video and completely enjoyed it. Please can we see more wobble tests. Brilliant
Finally, a better source of hotdog water to feed my cravings!
you DRINK the brine?!
SaltyHQ some people do yeah lol 😂
I used to drink kosher pickle juice.
I am out here suffering with stomach pain watching how a man is using a special wobble machine to test hot dog wobble.
"They had a magnificent wobble."
I think I laughed for half this video.
Nearly 2 years later and Wobble Dog 9003i (+ the commentary) still makes me laugh to tears.
He's so surgical and precise with the hotdogs... And with a specialized device like the wobbledog... I suspect he's a hotdog scientist in his off-time
Grown man reviews and talks about hotdogs for 26 minutes? Well that's quality content.
And wobbles.
And he's so chill about everything too
@@nogo7277 chilled not chill
And yet, like me, you watched it!
@@swanningabout thank the foook someone speaks properly... I despise the word "chill" right up there with "woke"
I hope after this you just invited all the neighbors over, fired up the grill and had a hot dog cookout XD i cant even imagine what i'd do with that many opened containers of hot dogs. I like a hot dog now and again, but having like, 100 of them to eat through before they went bad, i dont think i could do it.
I will never not love this video. The beautifully subtle insanity of a grown man wobble testing his selection of susages with such dead pan commentary. "Oh no we've had breakage". "Look at the swing on that. You've just got to admire that." Simple unadulterated perfection. Thank you Shrimp. This is God's work.
That was the most strangely sexual food review I think I've ever watched
11:30 Oh god...I have slipped into that side of UA-cam again, haven't I? Help! Get me out!
Replying just to bring you back to that weird side of youtube, you're welcome
@@katherinehalling6630 don't worry, I never left 😂😂😂
Midnight: I have to wake up early for work tomorrow and I’m watching a man test the wobbliness of hot dogs
😂😂😂 testing the wobble factor of each one the way you did made me laugh. That was awesome. My son and I laughed so hard.
I saw a comment saying to dehydrate the hotdog, grind it to powder, and compress it to pills
Please do
I'd watch that
Would watch that
Then grind the pills, REhydrate the powder into a liquid, and inject it into your veins.
@@Alizudo you can also snort the powder without rehidrating it
I need an Atomic Shrimp and Ashens collaboration
here are the can hotdogs I got on wish for 1/4 pence
Me, a Portuguese: Is...Is there any other way to buy hot dogs that's not either in a can or a jar?? What is the world hiding from us??
You mean to tell me that the majority of hot dogs are not sold air-shut in a plastic bag?
@@marmel458 okay yes now that you mention it those do exist in the supermarkets but it's definitely not the most common way to sell hot dogs here lmao
@@Digimistake my dude, I had no idea you can have dogs in cans in the first place 🤣
@@marmel458 who would have known that there would be such a big cultural difference regarding hotdogs 😂
It is 2am, I am laughing so hard that Mike made the Wooble Dog 9003i and absolutely love it 🤣. Can't wait to show this tomorrow to my husband. Mike, your variety of content is the best! I am from the USA and am curious about how a BallPark hotdog will fare in the Wooble Dog 9003i 🌭
"The Wobble Dog" - The funniest thing ever
Where is the gif, NEED THE GIF
@@owllymannstein7113 🍆 🍌 🌴
@@owllymannstein7113 I'll make one 😀
@Mad Rob I can see people giving it a go
@Mad Rob You're not funny
"You've just got to admire that!" Indeed I do, sir, indeed I do.
Vegetarian and sitting here fascinated by the scientific methods - you're oddly compelling on these vids - I love your water butt ones too
I'm sorry, I lost it when he broke-out a machine purposely constructed to wiggle weenies. 😂
Came for the scamming scammers videos, stayed for the wobbling wursts videos.
Subbed and can't wait for more varied yet very interesting content!
You truly need to make a 12hr video of one of the packet ones on low resinance wobble for asmr reasons 😂
To start off with I'm a Texan. I found it interesting that the American style hotdogs weren't beef. "All beef" Frank's are kind of the staple backyard barbecue dog of choice, no matter what brand you choose. Canned hotdogs arent particularly common where I live but we still have things like Vienna sausages. Also most of our hotdogs arent as long as yalls. Almost all of ours are designed to fit into a ~6in bun. That's about 15 cm.
I grew up in a distant suburb of New York City, and one of the first distinctions I learned about hot dogs was with or without skin. I couldn’t tell from the video whether the Brooklyn branded dogs had skin, like a more typical sausage casing, or not, though the branding would lead me to expect skin.
I learned as a youth the possibly dodgy practice of eating hot dogs sold from carts in on urban streets. There was a time that this was something to do to get a, perhaps, different feel of different cities. The further west you go in the US, the harder it is to find hot dog carts on city streets. I’ve had street falafel in Seattle, but have never been able to find a street hot dog there.
Dinos is indeed an American brand! That said, the chilled vacuum packs are faaaar more common.
yeah i'm american and i've literally never seen canned or jarred hot dogs
“I mean look at the swing on that, you’ve just got to admire that”
I did AS, and I admire your commentary just as much
Watching those hot dogs wobble gave me a solid laugh. Definitely need to build my own Wobble Dog.