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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • #ChrisDistefano #Standup #Comedy #Netflix #PuertoRican
    Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy CHAOS has a Netflix special OUT NOW!!! ‪@netflixisajoke‬ In this bit Chris talks about his Puerto Rican family.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 110

  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  Рік тому +24

    I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABE!
    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM FOR TICKYS!!!!

    • @Timeless.1111
      @Timeless.1111 Рік тому

      Austin Texas? Where u at?!

    • @Linda235-z1b
      @Linda235-z1b Рік тому +1

      Come to Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

    • @unknown5150variable
      @unknown5150variable 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@Linda235-z1b is that a threat?
      😊 threat of a good time in Puerto Rico

  • @burtreynolds8030
    @burtreynolds8030 Рік тому +131

    Nobody knows how to use a voice crack like Chrissy chaos

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 11 місяців тому +14

    As a 💯 Puertorican lady 🇵🇷 I confirm that this is correct. I'm worser than the FBI and CIA combined. Those agencies ain't got nothing on my investigation skills!

  • @biggalaxy9102
    @biggalaxy9102 Рік тому +22

    I just sent this video to all my Puerto Rican family members & half white & half Puerto Rican friend's, especially from Brooklyn. Hilarious! Hahaha

  • @Deauxp._
    @Deauxp._ Рік тому +14

    “She has microphones in my shoelaces” I am crying 😭

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork Рік тому +19

    LETS GO CHRISSY!!!!!!

  • @Sopasjumbo
    @Sopasjumbo Рік тому +34

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so much!! Vieeeneee 😂 my fiancé is gringo (I’m 🇵🇷) and I swear you two think the same way. And he swears he is Puertorrican now 😂

    • @familyandfriends3519
      @familyandfriends3519 Рік тому

      Puerto Rican aren't Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain your are gringos

    • @hectorrivera6624
      @hectorrivera6624 Рік тому

      ​@@familyandfriends3519what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • @willl1011
      @willl1011 Рік тому +2

      @@familyandfriends3519 there are many white ricans but you can't call the brown ones gringo lol

    • @smartspinach7303
      @smartspinach7303 Рік тому

      @@familyandfriends3519
      Actually is about the language. Our first language is Spanish and Latino means we speak a language that comes from latin while living in the American continent.

    • @familyandfriends3519
      @familyandfriends3519 Рік тому

      @@smartspinach7303 no your USA colony

  • @Luminated
    @Luminated Рік тому +12

    Im so glad my GF and I decided to see you at the improv when you came. We wanted to do something different and you happened to be the comedy show we went to!!

  • @Timeless.1111
    @Timeless.1111 Рік тому +6

    First comment! Chrissy Comments FM 😊❤️

  • @nicolealbors1494
    @nicolealbors1494 Рік тому +6

    Cheers from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 love this

  • @eltripudiante
    @eltripudiante 5 днів тому +1

    Love this man. I'm Puerto Rican.

  • @cactaceous
    @cactaceous 4 місяці тому +1

    I was born in Puerto Rico and I’m whiter than DiStefano.

  • @Linda235-z1b
    @Linda235-z1b Рік тому +11

    I mean he can def pass as a Puerto Rican man lol

    • @bertlenny5571
      @bertlenny5571 Рік тому

      No he doesn’t, Puerto Ricans are always worshipping whites lol.

  • @ZulmaEBrooksFineArt
    @ZulmaEBrooksFineArt Рік тому +3

    Italian is technically Latin, lmao, I'm married to an I.A., he's funny too, lol

  • @anactaneustheeleventh2542
    @anactaneustheeleventh2542 5 місяців тому +3

    Hehehe!!! Lol!! Those kids are going places. 👍🇵🇷

  • @ChrissyChaosClips
    @ChrissyChaosClips Рік тому +4

    How I met my baby mama!!! SPESHY WESHY 🙌 yaaaassss

  • @evelynbeveraggi8724
    @evelynbeveraggi8724 Рік тому +7

    He can definitely pass for a Puerto Rican, 😂😂

    • @bertlenny5571
      @bertlenny5571 Рік тому +1

      No he doesn’t

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 4 місяці тому +4

      @@bertlenny5571Why not? I was born in Puerto Rico, am much whiter than DiStefano, have green eyes and am 6 feet 3.

    • @bertlenny5571
      @bertlenny5571 4 місяці тому

      @@cactaceous So, is that supposed to make you better or something? Why you bragging?

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 4 місяці тому

      @@bertlenny5571 Go see a therapist Ozzy.

    • @DIYcedarhilltx
      @DIYcedarhilltx 3 місяці тому

      If she's white American that means she knows nothing about the world. She'd be stunned and flabbergasted to find out there's millions of Caucasians in Latin America.​@@cactaceous

  • @dubbydoich7176
    @dubbydoich7176 Рік тому +2

    I'm Puerto Rican an I've seen Chris on the Bad Friends Episode an I never would of thought that.

  • @towlifechannel3679
    @towlifechannel3679 2 місяці тому

    The CIA should be ran by Puerto Rican women 😂😂
    So true They find everything

  • @Viper-g6g
    @Viper-g6g День тому

    As soon as he said, “my wife is Puerto Rican” me as a Puerto Rican said “my heart goes out to you” 😂

  • @beppo2814
    @beppo2814 Рік тому +2

    0:24 a peek behind the curtain at Ol' Teleprompter DiStefano.

  • @Timeless.1111
    @Timeless.1111 Рік тому +12

    Glad you went with Speshy Weshy as the title. Good call Sal - Shout Out Hey Babes. If you're watching .. and we know that you are.

  • @Rootbeeroverseer
    @Rootbeeroverseer Рік тому +2

    As A Puerto Rican man...
    I nearly clicked Analyze to begin.

  • @TheKomar924
    @TheKomar924 Рік тому +1

    Who wants ticky-qickys in Houston.
    I can't make the show.

  • @saar144
    @saar144 Рік тому +1

    Love Chrissy, but his Netflix special was too tame imo. I wanted the full chaos experience.

  • @Blidden
    @Blidden 3 місяці тому

    Spanish people are white
    Latin is not a race
    Black
    White
    Asian only

  • @Justinsmithcomedy
    @Justinsmithcomedy Рік тому +4

    Killer bit! LOL

  • @Ben-it2zn
    @Ben-it2zn Рік тому +2

    i love how you can hear homeless pimp laughing

  • @kunai92
    @kunai92 Рік тому +2

    Click Analyze to begin.

  • @LizaRamirez-e2v
    @LizaRamirez-e2v Рік тому +1

    I meeeeean. The facts have entered the chat. 😂😂😂😂

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 Рік тому +1

    Big country little city podcast. Checki it out Ricans!

  • @nickblair5376
    @nickblair5376 Рік тому +2

    Love you Chrissy ! Keep pushing !

  • @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482

    I am PRAYING my hubby buys me tickets to see you in Houston in January*(fixed it lol). I would be elated. Honestly. I'm a Brooklyn/staten island girl with an ex mafia dad, living in Texas🤣😂🤣😂 and sometimes I miss home so I watch you & Sal. But to watch in person would be EVERYTHING

    • @Timeless.1111
      @Timeless.1111 Рік тому +1

      Hey girl if he don't buy um for you I will and we can go together! 🙌🙌

    • @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482
      @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482 Рік тому +1

      @@Timeless.1111 omg you're so sweet! I'd love to go with you. I'll pay for parking & tolls! Lol 💜💜

    • @AarsethTroxler
      @AarsethTroxler Рік тому

      Where did you see him having a show in Austin?

    • @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482
      @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482 Рік тому

      @AarsethTroxler I think it was Austin. Let me go check. I live in cstat so I looked in both Houston and Austin so I might have gotten confused. Brb.

    • @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482
      @gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482 Рік тому

      @AarsethTroxler sorry yea I got the date AND place confused 😂 it's January in Houston. Lmaoo.
      Bill burr will be in Austin in a couple weeks
      Dec. 16th I believe. I was looking up all my favorite comedians at the same time

  • @stephenfermoyle4578
    @stephenfermoyle4578 Рік тому +1

    OMG PAPI LOVE U

  • @Timeless.1111
    @Timeless.1111 Рік тому +3

    Respect.

  • @homelesspimp
    @homelesspimp Рік тому +12

    10/10!!! Chrissy the 🐐🐐🐐🐐

  • @José-o8c8l
    @José-o8c8l 4 місяці тому

    🇵🇷

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P Рік тому +2

    00:24 teleprompter?? Lol

    • @SniperPrecision
      @SniperPrecision Рік тому

      Specials that are taped are dine very different than a love performance

  • @papasazombie5971
    @papasazombie5971 6 місяців тому

    Listen!.. def married to a few ricans. Any one else cAtch kamalla harris laughing in The audience?

  • @kayvibesmusic
    @kayvibesmusic 9 місяців тому

    Lmfao only other person to successfully do this is Gary Owen

  • @oksana8575
    @oksana8575 9 місяців тому

    I saw somewhere when he was on steve-o right before I found this that he was drunk during this and that just makes it better 😂😂

  • @kyrptic9549
    @kyrptic9549 Рік тому

    this is what brenden shuabb attempted but faild at mainly because hes not funny

  • @kayvibesmusic
    @kayvibesmusic 9 місяців тому

    OOOHH 😂😂😂😂

  • @nWo_remiix
    @nWo_remiix 11 місяців тому

    this guy is fucking off his rocker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evelynbeveraggi8724
    @evelynbeveraggi8724 Рік тому

    Im Boricua, & i dont have a tattoo on my breast or tattoo's 😅

  • @lordichenzo8521
    @lordichenzo8521 Рік тому +1

    🇵🇷‼️🇵🇷‼️🇵🇷‼️🇵🇷‼️😊

  • @rafaelresto9746
    @rafaelresto9746 Рік тому

    I give this man a 15/10. El payaso de la década 😂

  • @liquidsunco4433
    @liquidsunco4433 9 місяців тому

    😂👌💖

  • @CrimsonTusk
    @CrimsonTusk Рік тому

    Click Analyze to begin, baby.

  • @evelynbeveraggi8724
    @evelynbeveraggi8724 Рік тому

    Great looking flag.

  • @nathanmamo3970
    @nathanmamo3970 Рік тому

    Kung Fu Pander lmfao. That was a masterclass.

  • @Mylesfinch
    @Mylesfinch Рік тому

    Excuse me where's the pod

  • @spacerace6847
    @spacerace6847 Рік тому

    WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @chellie7887
    @chellie7887 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant 😂🤣👏🤗💙

  • @harveyo9706
    @harveyo9706 Рік тому +1

    So funny. Great job.

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 Рік тому

    You're great =)

  • @benjaminshiflett8066
    @benjaminshiflett8066 Рік тому

    So edgy talking about white people! Wow man, you really went for it Chris!

  • @straightaaaz7580
    @straightaaaz7580 Рік тому +1

    🗑

    • @sdavidb9626
      @sdavidb9626 Рік тому

      Repeating white replacement conspiracies and referring to Ukraine incorrectly with an accent does not comedy make. I got bored and stopped watching after that point. 🗑️
      I guess this one is not for me

  • @arie_lovexi
    @arie_lovexi Рік тому

    sempapi chrissy chan 😂

  • @Klocaine237
    @Klocaine237 Рік тому

    My unit is a nice piece. Decent length but very wide. My sisters friends used to call me “Girth

  • @isuckatgaming7225
    @isuckatgaming7225 Рік тому

    WTF is this aspect ratio ??????????????