School Lunch Was ABSOLUTELY Horrifying

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  • @Milty2001
    @Milty2001 Рік тому +115

    Food in elementary was good, middle school was alright but once i got to high school the food is so bad i had to make my own food from home, the worst experience was the burger that had a beef patty that almost looked like a sponge i swear i remember some guy mixed it with a chick fil a burger and the whole table said he should get a felony 😂

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +21

      yeah they stopped caring about us in highschool

    • @thegamingkubedoro
      @thegamingkubedoro Рік тому +6

      I didn't see a window break but dang I sure as hell cracked one once.

    • @nkmade04
      @nkmade04 Рік тому

      It was the other way around here in KY, elementary school food was fucking atrocious (independent small town), but I moved to county school district in 6th grade, the food there was good (well-funded school).
      In high school, I just munched on Uncrustable PB&J sandwiches, as I had a choice between that and whatever else was being served (even then, it was okay).

    • @willowgames256
      @willowgames256 Рік тому

      Bro, speaking of sponge patties, you just reminded me of that one episode of SpongeBob when Mr Krabs made those ugly looking yellow patties. Was that what the patties were? 😅😂

    • @nkmade04
      @nkmade04 Рік тому +1

      @@willowgames256 "The Krusty Sponge", you mean? I was thinking the Nasty Patty for a second.

  • @hwimystic7691
    @hwimystic7691 Рік тому +11

    Mate, I have been to both private and public school. People say the food in private schools is better in quality and fancy. That’s a crock of shit because it’s not better than public. I will say, public school food was better, like it was actually cooked. Them cheese sticks were practically laced with crack. In private school, there’s a more variety in food. They actually had lo mein. Their food was absolute ass. The lo mein was still partially frozen. The burritos and burgers were in foil and almost like it’s drenched in sweat, man.
    There was a food fight in a public school. It was actually hilarious. I was with a friend of mine, eating lunch, talking about Adventure Time, and some dude threw lasagna at another. It then turned into a mini brawl where kids were slapping each other with burger patties, used milk cartons and ketchup packets as grenades. I remember having to contain my laughter because a kid slipped on a milk carton and let out the funniest high pitched squeal. My friend and I didn’t come out unscathed. She had grape jam and ketchup and I got hit with a milk carton grenade. We were laughing about it on our way back to class. Some of the kids did get sent to the principal’s office.

  • @Cakefan2763
    @Cakefan2763 Рік тому +31

    School lunch is always depressing😭

  • @scout311
    @scout311 Рік тому +17

    So back in elementary school I got food poisoning from the school cafeteria food. They also put restrictions on what you could and couldn’t bring to eat. I ain’t talking “oh no illegal stuff” or something. We weren’t allowed to bring anything overly sugary even though they sold candy to the kids every day for snacks

  • @billyyank1916
    @billyyank1916 Рік тому +42

    I was homeschooled for the majority of my life, but I did end up going to high school for at least one year just for the fun of it. The food we would get over there during lunch wasn’t necessarily bad, but the problem we did phase was the lack of nutrition that they provided, as in the portions were frankly too small. I’ll admit the only food that most people seem to have gotten was a burrito bowl because that was the closest thing that we could get to a complete meal. It came with rice beans, mozzarella cheese, and any side of me that you wanted whether it would be beef or chicken, which you could also get with a small bag of tortilla chips. Even then, however, it wasn’t enough to get us by for the remainder of the school day so some people would actually bring some money and pay a dollar just to grab an extra morsel of food to actually get them by including myself. Overall, the food over there wasn’t bad. It was just too small in. We’d still either be hungry are pretty weak afterwards.

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +7

      I feel that

    • @nataliemorett1911
      @nataliemorett1911 Рік тому +2

      I think that can break some health violations or even jail time

    • @AyeeeItsAlii
      @AyeeeItsAlii Рік тому +3

      @@nataliemorett1911 It does but the USDA don’t give a fuck about us

    • @MonkeydLuffy-h2y
      @MonkeydLuffy-h2y Рік тому

      Atleast you ain’t eating any that nasty shit

  • @juan_gotdeported
    @juan_gotdeported Рік тому +34

    Thank you for referencing Aunt Jemima, I miss her bro 😭

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +10

      The best syrup out there

    • @The_Artist_Official
      @The_Artist_Official Рік тому +2

      Yeah srsly why do people keep saying it’s RACIST LIKE ITS A SYRUP BRAND

  • @samuelblack7314
    @samuelblack7314 Рік тому +20

    From 8th grade until graduation, I was online, and that meant having some of the best lunches around. But K-7 was where I had 0 clue what unholy things I would be putting in my body.

  • @Jaspereverette5
    @Jaspereverette5 Рік тому +3

    3:22 in my school we don't even get syrup packets anymore, yet they still serve those dry pancakes and those waffles

  • @arsonist_belle6907
    @arsonist_belle6907 Рік тому +3

    In west virginia we have pepperoni roll days once every other week. We get a fresh pepperoni roll (optional w/cheese), salad, chips and fruits. Only good school lunch imo

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Рік тому +16

    When I was in middle school, people would throw the trays onto the roof after lunch. One year they decided to bring them down. 142 TRAYS.

  • @Helena-zn6lz
    @Helena-zn6lz Рік тому +10

    Every time time I come across a video like this, I'm more grateful that my school doesn't have dinners.

  • @angelmiron1991
    @angelmiron1991 Рік тому +3

    I missed the fiesta burrito in elementary school such quality and the fish fillet sandwich were delicious the best is the spicy chicken patty with bbq sauce

  • @thegamingkubedoro
    @thegamingkubedoro Рік тому +36

    The only things I would eat through Elementary to HS, was spicy chicken sandwiches (those were amazing), salad, and pizza, legit only that, everything else looked like it came out the bathroom and put in front of faces.
    Anyways, another great video man!

  • @Material_melody
    @Material_melody Рік тому +3

    5:45 they don’t ever fill the tray for my school. There’s barely any food on the tray and it all tastes nasty! They sometimes give us some goofy ass vegan shit-eheh

  • @WondeLand2011
    @WondeLand2011 Рік тому +7

    6:36 POV me in first grade 😂😂😂

  • @Justanaveragepersonyoutube
    @Justanaveragepersonyoutube Рік тому +2

    Somehow school lunch for me, feels more like prison than lunch ☠️☠️

  • @Soriktaol
    @Soriktaol Рік тому +13

    When I was in the 4th grade during lunch everyone was eating corn dogs I decided to open my corn dog, it was green throughout the whole thing I told the teacher so I was able to get another one but that one was also green I opened up four of them they were all moldy that was the first time I had a panic attack as I realized a whole bunch of other students were just eating those things like nothing was wrong I still will never eat another corn dog after that incident

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +3

      Yea never trusted school corndogs

    • @nataliemorett1911
      @nataliemorett1911 Рік тому +1

      WE WO WE WO WE WO POLICE TIME

    • @RaijinRain
      @RaijinRain Рік тому

      This man living in a nightmare 💀 oh my god

    • @ToonyTalesX
      @ToonyTalesX Рік тому

      How did no one get sued for that….?

  • @bazingabozos4542
    @bazingabozos4542 Рік тому +10

    The schools I went to had really good food! It was bussin. But- I also went to schools that had terrible food. Though at the end of the day, it was always edible. Idk what the hell y’all eatin though 😂

  • @Fat-red-head
    @Fat-red-head Рік тому +1

    OMG THANK YOU your like the one creator that takes his viewrs advice I feel so happy bro thanks your so underrated bro YES!!!!RIP big bird 🐦

  • @Robloxfan947
    @Robloxfan947 Рік тому +5

    My favorite cereal in school was chocolate cereal. Like Coco puffs, rice krispies, whatever.🍫🍊

  • @Chree1s
    @Chree1s Рік тому +2

    I got some old pics from school and they're mostly the food we had there, one of them was a chicken biscuit and I swear bro the chicken patty looked like a damn shit slab lol.

  • @crispyshaman4937
    @crispyshaman4937 Рік тому +3

    Bruh even in college the school lunch was toxic waste. I once got a pizz at college and got really sick from it. Got explosive diarrhea from it. Had to shit like 10 times in 1 day and it hurt everytime it felt like my ashole was on fire

  • @og8711
    @og8711 Рік тому +3

    dude just puts anything he can find into his thumbnails 💀💀💀

  • @130_
    @130_ Рік тому +15

    If I had a nickel for every time a window in my schools cafeteria broke, I'd have two nickels.
    Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +2

      Ain’t never seen a window break in school.

  • @nicolausgoings3325
    @nicolausgoings3325 Рік тому +11

    School lunch in elementary school and middle school was ok nothing to bad until high school was so bad and practically inedible like expired milk or hard as rock burger meat and the mushy wet fries not joking or the sorry excuse of nachos with just tortilla chips and cheese dip with mushy rice but great vid bro

  • @Mr.Inspector
    @Mr.Inspector Рік тому +1

    When I was in middle school, I knew some kids who would snort Smarties. Like crushing them then snort. I don't know what happened to them now.

  • @soda_coir7595
    @soda_coir7595 Рік тому +1

    Man this dry a** spicy chicken patty man... *CONSUMES VIOLENTLY*

  • @WhatDillionYT
    @WhatDillionYT Рік тому +3

    Recces puffs go crazy

  • @GhostersYT
    @GhostersYT Рік тому +3

    Me personally, Fruity Pebbles is my favorite cereal.

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 Рік тому

    When I was in secondary school the history of the food there was insane. For a while we used to have mini pizza's everyone treated like the whole grail, until they changed them to squares and they tasted average and were oozing with cheese (which I hated). Then they went to just tomato sauce and chedder on a baguette and everyone flipped.
    They also did burgers, which I preferred the beef ones, the chicken were fine until I found a bone in mine once and lost my appetite. Alongside that were the fries, which were cold for the break butties but not for lunch(???). I got the wedges one time and found a pool of oil at the bottom of the container and lost my appetite again.
    Can't forget the pasta that wasn't always strained right so I had to pace myself in line. Or the whole grail that was the bread rolls, or the soda they banned 'cause it wasn't healthy.

  • @SilentSniperF19
    @SilentSniperF19 Рік тому +4

    This is a real funny story to share with y’all when I was going to get the frosted mini wheats there was only 5 of them in there😂

  • @Squidz16
    @Squidz16 Рік тому +1

    Some dudes in my school last year snorted SMARTIES and they’d drink HANDSANITIZER

  • @TheZombo
    @TheZombo Рік тому

    Bro honestly the school rice crispy cereal hit different, outside of school that shit was ass but school version just hit different

  • @walterpratts219
    @walterpratts219 Рік тому +7

    Thank god Wendy’s & Taco Bell close to my school 🤤 also 4:45 is fax

  • @ogookpala
    @ogookpala Рік тому +1

    my fav cereal is either cocoa puffs or lucky charms

  • @micah9400
    @micah9400 Рік тому +4

    I used to mix foods it's from boredom

  • @jayzedd_
    @jayzedd_ Рік тому

    I only ate school lunch on days that I woke up late, and that was it. On a normal day, I just waited until I got home to eat.

  • @BlueBudz
    @BlueBudz Рік тому +1

    Bruh I know I'm late but I swear
    Lunch Kids be Crackheads
    Lunch Ladys, half of them are freakin NPC's

  • @judas613
    @judas613 Рік тому +3

    Keep em coming king 🙌🔥

  • @aquasparx4015
    @aquasparx4015 Рік тому +2

    My highschool foid was top notch. My lunxh was provided with chicken, pizza, veggies, cookies, burgers, cakes, it was like a damn buffet.

  • @caleb_on_bass
    @caleb_on_bass Рік тому +1

    I've seen my friend at school nearly puke after eating what they call "food".

  • @Paradox_Of_Crota
    @Paradox_Of_Crota Рік тому +3

    Captains Crunch, best cereal.

  • @Krispizz
    @Krispizz Рік тому +1

    French toast crunch on top

  • @AyeeeItsAlii
    @AyeeeItsAlii Рік тому +3

    Shoutout to when I ate some apple slices that had MOLD on them and I had to go home for the rest of the day because I was violently sick

    • @thegamingkubedoro
      @thegamingkubedoro Рік тому +2

      Damn, that sucks, I remember getting HORRIBLY sick with the worst stomach pain I have yet to experience again because I was bold enough to eat outside what I normally ate from the lunchroom
      (I mainly ate spicy chicken sandwiches, salads, pizza, fries, the only tolerable and tasty stuff there)

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +2

      Smh🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +1

      The shi from the snack line was the only good food

    • @AyeeeItsAlii
      @AyeeeItsAlii Рік тому +1

      @@thegamingkubedoro Fr bruh

    • @AyeeeItsAlii
      @AyeeeItsAlii Рік тому +1

      @@yvngmaali444 So glad I’m not in school anymore because fuck that

  • @carriekennedy4081
    @carriekennedy4081 Рік тому +2

    Tbh when I used to go to daycare they actually handmade their food they had a garden outside full of fruits and vegetables that we can eat their food was delicious it was a little local daycare that wasn’t nowhere else and it had the best food and The sloppy Joe’s there were just delicious if you went to that daycare I think you would like it School food very much sucks so I’d rather go back there than go back to school and get their food

  • @ukley___
    @ukley___ Рік тому +1

    I used to mix food in middle school but i didn’t eat it, i forced others to

  • @MemphisWrenn
    @MemphisWrenn Рік тому +2

    R.I.P bird😢

  • @Sightless-vz2wh
    @Sightless-vz2wh Рік тому +1

    I brought my lunch every single day. I usually brought peanut butter crackers and apples because my grandma cooked soul food so when I got home I knew I was gonna eat so lunch at school was a snack for me until I got home Fr.

  • @KoreyVortex
    @KoreyVortex Рік тому +4

    You forgot jaquan the fat kid who asked for everyone's chicken wing/food, the hector how starts a food fight.

  • @MjcoolAnimations
    @MjcoolAnimations Рік тому

    Yeah bro, here in this country called South Africa we don't have school cafeterias and free lunch, so basically you either have to make your own lunch or get lunch money and for that you get more than what you pay for, here they serve you depending on what you pay, pies, donuts, hotdogs, fries, fry rolls and more and basically if you from the US, it will cost you like $1-$20 depends on how much you are buying

  • @FromAWeirdPlace
    @FromAWeirdPlace Рік тому

    Ngl I feel like if you can afford a lunchbox ABSOLUTELY BUY IT. It litteraly changed my life ngl

  • @LongJOOng
    @LongJOOng Рік тому +1

    Bro plssss do a vid on types of fresh men

  • @Starxgazer17
    @Starxgazer17 Рік тому

    Damn the breakfast at my high school is whole grain pop tarts and those crunch mania graham crackers💀

  • @jessepaddyfoot4725
    @jessepaddyfoot4725 Рік тому +1

    My fav cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch

  • @agentvenom3342
    @agentvenom3342 Рік тому +1

    I mean to be honest sometime after kindergarten, I feel like milk took a turn for the worse cause I used to love the chocolate milk in kindergarten but then when I got to grade school, edit taste as good. In fact, it tasted awful. Which makes me sad

  • @TimmyHollywood
    @TimmyHollywood Рік тому +1

    I remember I found a damn cockroach in my soup... Hope dis school got better (probably not)

  • @SNAAAAAKE92
    @SNAAAAAKE92 Рік тому

    3:38 as a high schooler myself FACTS

  • @Gachalluv
    @Gachalluv Рік тому

    Yall got syrup packets bruh my school took those away and we ain't get no powder on are funnel cakes

  • @damilare2672
    @damilare2672 Рік тому +3

    Captin crunch on top!!!

  • @comadoof184
    @comadoof184 Місяць тому +1

    0:59 😂💀

  • @-CYANIDE-686
    @-CYANIDE-686 Рік тому +2

    3:48 gold fish and milk

  • @Sweetie_skullZ
    @Sweetie_skullZ Рік тому +1

    I was a lucky one, and got to go to a private school. The best year was when my mom was cooking there.
    Delectable 😋

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +1

      What’s yo moms best dish?

    • @Sweetie_skullZ
      @Sweetie_skullZ Рік тому

      @@yvngmaali444 Definitely breakfast. My mom's breakfast is bussin

  • @BEELIESTAR
    @BEELIESTAR Рік тому +1

    My school lunch is so C O L D.

  • @Ryley-ryyy
    @Ryley-ryyy Рік тому

    the mash potato were once green, and like elementary food was bad to my kindergartens mind but now I just want that lunch again

  • @SamuelSammyz
    @SamuelSammyz Рік тому +1

    If im being honest. I never liked my school lunch food since day 2. So what did I do? For the full four high school years, I just simply skipped it. It kinda benefited doing homework i guess lol

  • @myamorales-z5i
    @myamorales-z5i Рік тому

    Cinnamon crunch hits hard

  • @Ericthewolf_gym
    @Ericthewolf_gym Рік тому +3

    My favorite cereal cinnamon toast crunch also you're videos funny

    • @yvngmaali444
      @yvngmaali444  Рік тому +1

      I appreciate it and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal

  • @kibby8823
    @kibby8823 Рік тому

    lol our elementary school did breakfast at the cafeteria before class, so we did breakfast and lunch

  • @Theskimaskjester
    @Theskimaskjester 2 місяці тому

    MY BOY KNOWS HIS CEREAL ✊✊✊✊

  • @bonniegadsby1002
    @bonniegadsby1002 2 місяці тому

    My favorite cereal Cap’n Crunch❤❤🎉

  • @nkmade04
    @nkmade04 Рік тому

    4:05 Damn right, those fruit cups needed a fucking ice pick so as to even get a sliver of mid ass peaches.

  • @robertlafrance9974
    @robertlafrance9974 11 місяців тому +1

    Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    Reese’s puffs
    Cookie crisps
    Fruit Loops
    oops all berries capt’n crunch
    Coco pebbles
    😊

  • @thecharmcityplayerbrandona8827

    Let's be honest most food is usually good in elementary fruit middle school when you get the high school it doesn't get better, are there some high schools that serve good food? The answer is yes but there's only like a few that do.

  • @FnAstroBoi
    @FnAstroBoi Рік тому

    Reese’s puffs boi, that and my cartoons I’m colder than Michael Jackson when he’s in the moon walk💀

  • @jtgamingjtartman2891
    @jtgamingjtartman2891 Рік тому

    6:56 bro I remember some dude in my middle school they were mixing there lunch together and I joined it bc it looked silly and then when one of them actually drunk it I wanted to puke bc ugh, why man and everyone I mean everyone was gathering around from each table to see this man cook. It was truly something iconic to me at least

  • @Trexyc00kies
    @Trexyc00kies Рік тому

    Elementary school food was good,but middle school food is so bad i had to make my own food from home, the worst experience was the burger that had a beef patty that almost looked like a sponge i swear i remember some guy mixed it with a chick fil a burger and the whole table said he should get a felony and when I give it to a raccoon, it sniffs it, eat it, and then it dies, that food was nuclear waste. High school however was way better season chicken cooked chicken sandwich and homemade pizza, I just have to say thank god.

  • @GBAGROK
    @GBAGROK Рік тому +1

    you know how it is, Today just found a fingernail in my "burger"

  • @tester-hero3110
    @tester-hero3110 Рік тому +1

    What did i just watched in the first 2 minutes?

  • @MegaNaze
    @MegaNaze Рік тому

    i remember in middle school they served this sloppy joe and it was SLURPY and it had dots that looked like tadpole eggs like what did i ingest that day?

  • @FunkinPibbyTheCharter
    @FunkinPibbyTheCharter Рік тому

    2:12 Got Me 😂

  • @gypsypeek
    @gypsypeek Рік тому +1

    Nah go to my old school (goodlettsville middle) and y'all gonna see hell bro fr

  • @Saba_Evans
    @Saba_Evans Місяць тому

    This is why I make my own lunch save my mom some rest and save my taste buds it’s a straight Win

  • @dontu_knoware
    @dontu_knoware 11 місяців тому +1

    School lunch 💩 prison food 🍱

  • @garrettheg6869
    @garrettheg6869 Рік тому +1

    Frosted Flakes

  • @Teslaboy1212
    @Teslaboy1212 Рік тому

    AYOOOOO 0:55 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @James-bx4wn
    @James-bx4wn Рік тому

    Bro in elementary they had Smoothies and stuff for us also had Honey bbq wings

  • @cheriecoppedge1127
    @cheriecoppedge1127 Рік тому +1

    Golden grahams are my favorite

  • @shadowarmysenemy3927
    @shadowarmysenemy3927 Рік тому

    `Wow america has a very long lunch break. All the schools i've been to has always had 20 min lunch time with a menu of siu mai and cup noodles

  • @pipe.bomb.
    @pipe.bomb. Рік тому

    Underated channel

  • @shxniyx
    @shxniyx Рік тому

    bruh i ALWAYS get cinnoman toach crunch that junk be bussin

  • @Goofyahhcatguy-k7j
    @Goofyahhcatguy-k7j Місяць тому

    I go to a private school, so I can tell you how the food's like there:
    I'd say it's not terrible, but it's not gourmet. Most of the food is frozen, yet the cafeteria team actually try and make that shit edible. Worst meal is easily the pizza because it just tastes like burnt dough with like a hint of cheese
    And the best one is probably the curly fries, they're peak.

  • @mikaelrodriguez7415
    @mikaelrodriguez7415 Рік тому

    Hey at least the breadsticks cheese sticks and popcorn chicken are good well in my school

  • @FarCry5Man
    @FarCry5Man Рік тому +1

    Cinnamon toast crunch

  • @Specific-Olive-tree
    @Specific-Olive-tree Рік тому

    In Elementary school the food was ASCENDING, AND THE PIZZA WASN'T CARDBOARD

  • @kerstinstrayer5097
    @kerstinstrayer5097 Рік тому

    so long story short my friend worked at a elementary school cafeteria and a prison cafeteria and she swears to god it is both the same brand of food

  • @trevorradny7770
    @trevorradny7770 Рік тому

    My highschool lunch actually pretty good. The only thing that I say was bad was the pizza and the Bosco sticks. My favorite thing to get at lunch was the Buffalo chicken strips with tator tots. My drink would be a can of Mtn Dew or Dr. Pepper.

  • @alcremiecutie334
    @alcremiecutie334 Рік тому

    Reese's Puffs. Hands down. Best cereal.

  • @69.le_solar.69
    @69.le_solar.69 Рік тому

    Bro my friends would create those diabolical concoctions and while I was talking they’d shove part of it in my mouth 💀
    One time they shoved a mixture of beans, mystery meat, salad, milk, and some kind of fruit in my mouth 😭💀

  • @cuminbum2155
    @cuminbum2155 Рік тому

    Cinnamon, toast, crunch, mega box

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify Рік тому +1

    I love your videos