As a really jumpy person, "THAT'S WHY I'M SO FRUSTRATED" after being jumpscared by something that has no business jumpscaring you resonates with me so much in my soul.
My favorite thing is how Pat gets scared in the EXACT same way every time. Arms slightly thrown up, head sharply twisted to the left and slightly tilted up. Even the scream is almost identical every time.
I like how Paige's attempts to get his attention without scaring Pat into ruining his pants make it low key even scarier. She's just back there. Watching. Dancing. Unseen and Unheard until it is too late.
Wonderful compilation. I love how these are evolving to Pat getting jumpscared at nothing, or getting scared by hearing a voice similar to his wife's in a trailer. It's like he's becoming conditioned to be startled by triggers that remind him of previous startles.
Pat sees Paige on the screen, in the trees, everywhere! What the hell happened at 4:11 even!? Man is going to die from a panic attack one of these days.
that first shot in black and white is straight out of a german expressionist horror movie
World's Jumpiest Man vs Average Sneaky Wife
He'll never recover from the Paige Everywhere system
@@Kaarl_Mills PATTIE CHAN
As a really jumpy person, "THAT'S WHY I'M SO FRUSTRATED" after being jumpscared by something that has no business jumpscaring you resonates with me so much in my soul.
My favorite thing is how Pat gets scared in the EXACT same way every time. Arms slightly thrown up, head sharply twisted to the left and slightly tilted up. Even the scream is almost identical every time.
Pavlovian conditioning in a nutshell
Watching Paige just walk up behind pat and putter around like a bored toddler is so relatable
What's gonna be better: Paige doing it accidentally or when the baby starts doin' it on purpose?
Gowron with those stealth 720s on stream is gonna be WILD!
I'm constantly amazed at just how skittish he is. I've seen chihuahuas less jumpy than him.
I like how Paige's attempts to get his attention without scaring Pat into ruining his pants make it low key even scarier. She's just back there. Watching. Dancing. Unseen and Unheard until it is too late.
Wonderful compilation. I love how these are evolving to Pat getting jumpscared at nothing, or getting scared by hearing a voice similar to his wife's in a trailer. It's like he's becoming conditioned to be startled by triggers that remind him of previous startles.
8:38
This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen
9:30 clean face Pat was enough of a jumpscare on its own lmao
6:28 Pat was scarred by the white woman even when she's not in the room like a horror movie survivor.
The most frightening thing in a man's life. His wife.
Can't wait for the white baby jumpscare compilation in a couple of years
Baby is not allowed on camera/in office
i’ll never get used to beardless Pat
It's like an SCP 🤣
Evil Pat: isn't crazy, has a full head of hair, no facial hair, thin and tall, has a day job and only streams as a hobby
@@Kaarl_MillsEvil Pat still works in retail.
@@chrissmith9167 and he ENJOYS it
Pat is literally gonna have a heart attack one of these days.
The series of light shut offs Paige did during Alan Wake 2 could be a compilation all on it's own.
"French cook is easily scared: Streamer Edition"
Greg appearing so zoomed in scared me more than Paige or pat screaming
she tries SO HARD to be seen, it's wild
Slender Pat: The 8 Paiges
Oh, that's good.
So much of this could be fixed with a simple mirror on his desk. I have to assume he secretly enjoys the unexpected digestive aid.
He's jumped seeing her in the camera
Love how chat is just, "wait, watch this."
I have no idea what the fuck happened at 1:50. Did he do a fake jumpscare for the bit that turned into a real jumpscare? How does that even work????
she was fucking with the lights on her phone and he didn't realize she was also in the room.
The Ol Double Double
Pretty brave of Pat to date a white woman even though he's afraid of them lmao.
It's exposure therapy
This makes me so happy. Thank you for this collection.
4:10 Capsule Communications Jumpscare
Glad I was able to catch so many of these live.
Geif never got to really be dog big bro and that breaks my heart
The one at 6:25 is my favorite.
Pat sees Paige on the screen, in the trees, everywhere! What the hell happened at 4:11 even!? Man is going to die from a panic attack one of these days.
"PAT-CHAN!"
*PAIGE: MATRIARCH OF THE BOIVAN CLAN*
The paige everywhere system will revolutionize marriage
To think, this would be instantly solved if Paige just knocked on the door when Pat doesn't notice her. Never change, you two.
She's done it b4
Didnt work
She even texted him that she was coming once
Nope
He'd just scream at the knock
never assume pat knows your there or else hes in for a scare
“He is so aware”
the terrible youtube premiere music jumpscare 💀
ah, shitstorm is back!
Thanks, BSB!
You'd think at some point he'd just rig up a parabolic mirror or something
My man needs rearview mirrors
Oh i'm a fan of this
It's never not funny 😂
2:41 what game is he playing?
I think it's the lady segment of American Arcadia? Someone may have to confirm that, I haven't bought it yet.
@@heartlesshealer You are correct.
Get spooked
😱😱😱 She 😱😱😱
Why is Pat so afraid of his wife? Does she hit him?