Drawing the Wildest Video Game Patch Notes
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Jacob challenges Nathan, Karina, and Julia to turn funny video game patch notes into drawings!
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I don't think there ever was a patch note that for me topped "Sims will now flee the building they're in when there's a meteor strike, unless it is a school, in which schoolchildren are not allowed to leave and will always die." I know it's the old famous one, but it's just so good.
Just like in my old high school
Even I, who haven't played any Sims game, knows about that patch. (Don't know from where tho.)
its just the best
So that's what happened to my 3 children sims so many years ago... I didn't understand that I couldn't have saved them. Such confusion
I’m fairly certain that it’s the same patch that had “become enemies with child no longer appears” that Karina drew. It’s almost like the devs said “you can’t hope to become enemies with a child, but we will make sure a child dies if a meteorite hits their school”
07/02/2023
Changes:
>Added HD textures to Julia
>Added Merobiba
Fixes:
>Jacob no longer attempts to convince others to "Imagine a crab"
Known Issues:
>Karina's sass still has no limit (We're trying)
>Nathan occasionally gets stuck in a laugh loop
you forgot the known issue of Cats 2019
@@ellierosescribbles We've given up on fixing that and just put warnings before and after any mentions of Cats (2019)
ive also noticed that the loading times for julia's joke cut scenes are way too long, can you add that to the list
Removed Herobrine
@@insertcheesypunhere Thats actually a feature requested by the lead designer. They keep telling us to make them even longer for some reason
Who could forget the Stardew Valley patch that: “No longer violates the Geneva Convention.”
Fixed Geneva Convention violation.
@@DelPlays problem is that Red Cross hunts this as they don't want theyr symbol to be associated with war or fighting
@DelPlays I think the real problem is the law suits.
Umm…
@@DelPlays The issue is setting precedent unfortunately. If you don't have a problem with the 'small infractions', why do you suddenly have a problem with others? Makes it so you HAVE to have an issue every time.
I don't know if I'm just really tired but between the "everytime we touch" joke and the "you you can't be be no no" bit this is the hardest I've laughed at a Drawfee episode in a while
Same tbh
The you you can't be be no no is also so good XDDD
I cried laughing at the you you can't be be no no bit. My head hurts a little now.
"I just invented boxing again." Glad to have confirmation Julia invented boxing the first time, it checks out.
i knew a sims 3 patch note would make it in here. the video of the person reading the patch notes out loud and dying laughing is iconic
That's the classic.
PM SEYMOUR HE DOES MORE OF THESE! SUPER RECOMMEND WATCHING MORE VIDEOS OF HIS!
I’d never seen it before 😂
The “wish” one from this episode is actually in there, but all of them are so good
For reference: ua-cam.com/video/4nxsCZ2SEcQ/v-deo.html
You can no longer try for baby with the GrIm REAPeeer *dies*
@@Bubbagum87 not trying to be rude but I’m pretty sure PM Seymour uses they/them pronouns
I always love when Nathan sings Telephone. “I left my phone on the phone at the phone place” still haunts me and now I can add the new verse of “stop calling stop calling I don’t want to talk to a ghost.”
I can hear his voice in my head, but do you remember what episode he sang “I left my phone-"?? I have a mighty need x]
It was all I could think of the whole time they were singing 😂
@@kemmli I believe it was the celebrity pictionary episode.
Now we have a Nathan version of the Telephone Chorus
Stop calling Stop Calling I don't want to talk to a ghost
I left my phone on the phone at the phone place (x2)
@@kemmli ua-cam.com/video/qOJXy45REks/v-deo.html
16:13
My head cannon is Julia is now possessed by the spirit of Merobiba. “If you had a chance… to punch a child… would’ya?”
"I would! I'm Mewobiba!"
You don't need to be possesed by the spirit of Merobiba to want to do that. Children are little monsters, that don't have the part of the brain that is needed for empathy developed yet, just like psypaths. If there weren't consequences, they'd punch you too.
This gives Alyssa Milano's "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?" meme vibes.
"What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?"
julia: i would punch it in it little child face!
me: i would let it exist and walk away. i dont know anything about the child. what am i supposed to do?
If the child is merobiba
The fact that Karinas drawing is Just Julia punching a child and Nathan in the back dead on the ground cracks me up. She avenged Nathan who got tornadoed by that child.
I'd love to see DeepBlueInk animate Karina getting Nathan so giggly that he slaps his knee, I think he'd perfectly capture the joy in her voice
My friend, it has occurred as you foretold: ua-cam.com/video/1D-CiUoC4VM/v-deo.html
I've got some good news for ya!!
You’re never gonna believe this…
“Your textures are looking crisp today” -Me to my fiancee on the day of our wedding
I unironically love Karina's "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly" bit
that one flew way over my head
33:25
And every time I’m Merobiba!
Cascada is a very punnable artist.
it took me tf out, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes
I like to imagine that Julia glitched out after Merobiba last episode.
last episode was julia glitching for 30 minutes and no one could tell and help :(
I’m Mewwobeeba!
It's a nighthack technique in speedrunning
I'm glitching... I'm Merobiba
One of my all-time favorite patch notes is from Outer Wilds, the DLC I think: "A certain elevator now kills the player more reliably."
wh-
which elevator?? (Feel free to spoil I've beat eote)
@@justaskeleton9087 There was a trophy/achievement for dying by elevator. The best way to do it was in the Stranger, on the Cliffside village area, but players tended to just get squeezed/pushed out, as opposed to crushed. The patch made the kill box underneath easier to hit, if I remember right.
@@Chris.Cook. I guess I now know a new achievement I need to unlock lmao
*Julia draws an Exorcist-style Catholic priest*
Is it Columbo?
*Julia erases and starts changing it to be Peter Falk's Columbo*
Is it Jerry Seinfield?
30:05 I'm crying at Julia accidentally saying "this is the me that takes no more shits" as opposed to 'that takes no more shit,' Like Julia is only being held back from being this powerful by the fact that she has to use the bathroom
I'm so glad somebody else noticed that part, I was absolutely dying 🤣
Yeah every time I hear that I mentally say, "Julia, what? That's a serious medical condition!"
Thank you 🙏 that fucked me up 😂
Can confirm: Ghost stalkers were annoying as hell and a serious problem in early Sims 4.
"What do you mean it's happy hour? I just went to your funeral!"
Yes! It was intense. Also..... where are you bringing me!!?
Sims always has THE BEST patch notes!
Recently my dead friend called to tell me she adopted a baby… it’s concerning, a lot to be patched up in the sims lol
my funral had better end in a happy hour or i'm not dying
My favorite one is when a ghost calls you to say “I heard someone close to you passed, my condolences” when they were the one who died in the first place 😂
@@Jayk-kz7sh that could easily be reworked into some classic creepypasta
Julia: "Okay, number 1 is discipline."
Nathan and Jacob, almost before she's finished speaking: _"No..."_
I was the 666th like 🤙🏻
@@donnellwiggins8777 SATEN
As a High School art teacher, I would love to show a Drawfee episode to my Digital Art students, but y'all are NEVER school appropriate!
im losing it at this comment
Drawfee challenge: make a school appropriate drawfee video
i sent one of their episodes to my mom 😂
If they're high schoolers or older middle schoolers, you're probably fine.
lmao
Props to Julia for committing to her rebooting bit.
It's all I wanted.
Big merobiba energy
The idea of replacing public schools with drawfee classes had big Tumblr University vibes, which is a throwback that I both cherish and am agonized by
I always think of Sarah Z mentioning Tumblr University and showing a picture of Dangan Rompa
yeah... yeah
Get the ball pit ready
i would go to school if drawfee was the bus, drawfee was the teacher, drawfee was the uniform and drawfee was the book
@@beeeeeeees one of the classes is karina trying to explain tumblr terms (e.g. babygirl, scrimblo, etc)
"Let's make one new joke that we will repeat"
Little did they know, Merobiba has already caught the Drawfee-verse on fire.
NOT THE OPPISITES THO
I was just about to start doing dishes when Julia listed "discipline" and Jacob and Nathan both said, "nope." I fuckin keeled over laughing 😂 My face was IN my knees
"We can't be worse we're already not very good." That is the energy I carry into work every day
ME. ME EVERY WORK DAY!
i really just thought Julia was just going to draw a room full of vampires just pointing at a kid like "he did it"
Solid quotes!!!!
"Sometimes it's a struggle.
But I'm here."
- Julia
"Just a cold shiver runs down my spine, as realization dons on me of something I did in the past."
- Nathan
When Julia added the new joke to her drawing, I thought it fit really well cause I read it as the kid getting worried about impending arrest and stammering, like "Y-you can't b-be...no, no..."
Sims patch notes are iconic. My favorite one is that you can't woo hoo with the grimreaper anymore. It's also kind of sad that you can't do that anymore.
There goes having a serial killer sim whose motive is seducing the grim reaper
Like, that’s even the point in playing sims anymore?
I mean, there are ways to do it with cheats, but it should be a main feature.
afaik it says you can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper. so maybe some type of woohooing is still possible.
Was it ever possible to have a kid with him…?
I just appreciate David making the cursor also stop responding when they try to get Julia to load in
"Okay, number one is discipline."
Jacob and Nathan, simultaneously: "...No."
23:01
9:07 As an Iowan I can confirm. All of our books, which are especially precious as they are all made of delicate corn husks and bound with corn silk, were sacrificed for this
"Oh thats whats in his mouth! Teeth!" Im dying this is why I love drawfee
They're insane and we love it!
Nathan saved his laughter for the intro of this episode, that’s the only reason he didn’t laugh at Merobiba
Nathan was still in 2022 for Merobiba. He has been renewed.
watching Julia's cursor keep speeding up as the rest of the crew keep offering wrong interpretations abt what she's drawing is so funny
In case anyone actually cares:
In Dwarf Fortress, all the dwarves have mental health and moods based on things that happen to them in their daily life. If their mood gets too low and they are too unhappy, they'll have a sort of mental break called a tantrum. These tantrums can manifest in various ways, but they're often violent or destructive. A "tantrum spiral" occurs when one person snaps, then commits actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they also snap, which causes them to commit actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they snap, and so on and so on. It generally only happens with poor management where most of your dwarves are already teetering on the edge of breaking. But that is what a tantrum spiral is: Its basically a chain reaction where one tantrum sets off many, many more tantrums and because of the violent and destructive nature of tantrums, it can result in massive amounts of damage to your fortress, injuries, and deaths.
As for the second Dwarf Fortress patch note: Crime is not omnisciently reported or obvious. When someone sees a crime committed, they basically go to the captain of the guard and reports what they saw. They will accuse a person of doing something. So if a fist fight breaks out in a tavern full of people, the captain will get lots of reports about the crime from lots of witnesses. The thing is, people lie. Sometimes they're the guilty person and want to deflect blame off of themselves. Sometimes they just really hate somebody and want to pin a crime on them to get them punished. I think sometimes they just like lying? Anyway, you'll have a list of like 5 different people being accused, but the overwhelming majority of witnesses will all say the same person is guilty and thats basically how you know who to punish because most of them will be telling the truth. But if a crime is NOT witnesses by a large group, you'll get only like one or two witnesses, or sometimes no witnesses at all, and it makes it much harder to determine who is guilty. Now when it comes to vampires, they will periodically drain blood from people who are asleep and most of the time they take so much blood that the person will die. Sometimes these vampires will report having witnessed an attack and pin the blame on another person. And sometimes they'd blame babies for killing people that they had killed themselves. There are lots of cheesey ways to identify vampires in your fortress, but one of the best legit ways is see who routinely reports vampire attacks because odds are that guy is the vampire, especially if he accuses different people every time.
41:13 On this day, in Drawfee history, “You you can’t be be no no.”
Your show is getting much better, Drawf fam. It’s exactly what my brain needs lately
this is the result of drawfee schooling
You you can't be be no no.
Me? I'm Merobiba.
New jokes; we've all got 'em.
Script: You you can't be be no no
Voice actor: You... You can't be... Be... No. NO!
I though you were calling them a dwarf family
Can you guys draw weird versions of Disney princesses so you can give Merobiba some friends?
Stick to the classics, though. Princess Areola, Bob, Simperola, the golden age. MAYBE Maloon or Pinkerhorkus, even though their official recognition as Disney princesses are controversial.
@@TheBestAsbestos13 NOT PINKERHORKUS IM CRYING
@@TheBestAsbestos13 people don't even remember Princess Baelonfee
Yes!
how did it actually stick
I still can't get over the "Okay this is Julia" and within 30 seconds it becomes manifests into Julia like she was revealed from the shadows
30:07 Nathan was the only one who heard Julia say "This is a me that takes no more shits." lmao
every time Jacob says “two million creep” i get more excited for them to hit two million subs. Drawfee should collectively draw two million creeps in celebration (perhaps some of the creeps could be drawn by fans?)
Funny y'all should mention Drawfee effecting language - I've caught myself doing Nathan's supportive "sure!" in conversations with actual humans lately
I do a lot of "Ooooh!" when a friend shows me something neat, especially if it's a piece of art
Was a long time since I laughed that hard. started tearing up at the "you you can't be be no no" joke I think drawfee has altered my brain chemistry
The hypothetical Drawfee curriculum and its students' decimated vocabulary is especially funny since this ep came right after Merobiba
There'd be a Furbish section in the syllabus for sure
Furbish 1 is mandatory, but Furbish 2, 3, and AP Furbish are electives. Even if you stop at Furbish 2, it looks great on your college applications. They're looking for well-rounded students.
Karina putting on the UA-cam conspiracy theorist voice will never get old. It needs no explanation and the purest form of human.
As a teacher, this episode has me laughing and wincing. Because it's a little too real, lol.
Please do another cursed ship episode! The last one was so funny!
Ghost ship episode?
Like the Flying Dutchman
@@skychaserthedragon2046 My only guess is the open story roleplay livestream thingy they did? With the space titanic with ghost butlers?!
AGREED!! Probably my favorite episode
@Rebecca I think they mean shipping as in pairing 2 characters (drawing random characters as couples episode)
I think adding Merobiba is putting too big a strain on the Julia program. Hope they fix that in the next patch!
Also The Sims patch notes never fail to entertain.
Patch note: fixed issue where running the command “Merobiba” causes memory leaks.
So this is Drawfee post Merobiba, a new era.
There was a before and there is an after Merobiba. The world is forever changed.
A new thriving era of Drawfee
Merobibian Period
@@PernicketyPern instead of BC and AD, there is now BM and AM
I think that this might be the best episode ever holy shit, I was non stop laughing HOW WAS EVERYONE SO CONSISTENTLY ONE UPPING EACH OTHER. The tomfoolery getting so hard at the end that got Julia questioning her drawing skills
Here's a drawing suggestion: Design cute toy merch based on Drawfee goofs and gaffs. Killer Karina plushie with different velcro-attachable knives. Julia's room full of vampire playsets. Jacob's stackable Yogi balancing toy. My Little Nathan, complete with brushable beard. Fully articulated Porfo figure complete with 3 face plates and multiple attachments. Let your ideas run wild for toy merch!
I can't believe Karina would commit high treason via Morse Code like that
As a librarian from Iowa this episode really hits close to home
Thank you for your brave sacrifice, ma'am!
the mouse pointer at the beginning trying to close julia is so funny 😂
"Is that where they put the cats?"
No, Karina, canopic jars were typically decorated with the heads of the Egyptian gods (who all had animal heads) and were the receptacles for the mummy's organs.
I love that Julia forgot what she was saying in the middle of saying "Cannot say a complete sentence" 💀
timestamp?
@@ijlayugan4149 11:35
So close to having Julia draw a sarcophagus full of vampires...
Jacob: wait, put Nathan lying on the ground
Also Jacob: only new jokes in 2023
he even misspoke and said "in 2022" which is infinitely funnier
Gotta love Karina's "heh heh heh" with the purposeful glitches
I really can't get over how the patch note says "Five-ish" . Like that's the best they could measure it 😂
I love the idea of giving everyone a choice of two prompts! It's more prompts to prepare, but it's probably easier for the artist, and we got some inspired goofs this episode! ❤
Yeah except instead of choosing they ended up combining so I'm not sure it's actually easier. But I still liked it better that way
Julia's prompt would have been a perfect excuse to draw a room full of vampires
I was thinking this also
My favorite is still the sims 3 one: A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.
Suggestion: as a throw back to Drawfee's roots I would love to see y'all draw an absurd scene, all drawing on the same canvas. Just something silly and fun like the classic alliteration suggestions or maybe bring back drawblem solvers ❤️
if i had a nickel for every time nathan sang a parody of telephone in a drawfee episode, i’d have two nickels
37:26 I immediately thought Castiel as soon as Jacob said trench coat 😂
Actually, the boxing glove injuries also come from the gloves adding a surprising amount of mass to each punch. An extra pound or two doesnt sound like a lot, but when its located at the very tip of the punch, it ends up with a lot more kinetic energy.
The “replacing schools with Drawfee” bit hits different when I’m taking a mental health break from college lecture
"I got a knee slap!" is a perfectly valid justification for breaking the rules, and also cracked me up even more than the actual joke.
The "wishes" were basically things your sims would randomly think up and want to do.
Eat some cereal and suddenly you get a notification that your sim wants to become an enemy with a child. They'd go away if you don't do them but you could choose to save some and do them eventually.
Or if you're me, save them then procrastinate on it until I just decide to delete them to make room for new wishes I either do or don't fulfill.
So like the life goals you can assign sims, but they just appear randomly?
@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor they're basically the same as Whims in 4.
Little thoughts that if you do them you get happiness points to get extra traits and rewards.
Sometimes you'll get ones randomly based on your sim's personality or skills. Other times it'll be related to needs or current actions. And some will pop up related to careers.
@@Shift_Salt Thanks. I've never played any Sims game but I have seen people playing 4 before.
@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor yeah, I enjoyed 3 and 3 pets a lot on console. So I ended up learning a lot about the mechanics. lol
Dwarf Fortress has some of the most epic patch notes of all time.
The show is great! This was probably the banger episode Nathan was hoping for, but Merobiba will forever live in my brain rent free.
Sims patch notes is a classic.
Truly!
Karina saying "Hell Yeah" to Sims 4 notes is a vibe. They're hilarious and chaotic, just like her. 💛
Shes merobiba
Never been more proud to be a Drawfee Patreon, best use of my tax dollars
My children sometimes ask me where the libraries went and I have to get down on one knee and tell them, “my little Iowan angel, Drawfee needed them for their good goofs and bits.”
They always cry but I think in time they’ll know it was for the best.
This isn’t real there’s no angels in Iowa
If Drawfee replaced school, I feel like “room full of vampires” would be a subject
This episode and Merobiba are INSTANT drawfee classics
About the slap contests: when I was 14 at a church camp, I wasn't very popular . There was this dude who was bragging to everyone how he won all the slap contests, and challenging all the other teens in his group. They were slapping the backs of the hands, I think that's how it was allowed to keep going on. I walked to him like hey can I also try? I was very short, probably wearing silly overalls and he laughed at me and asked me if I was sure. I hit him once or twice so hard he surrendered immediately. No one clapped but I did gain a tiny bit of respect and one of my favorite stories lol
That was a side quest
It's a good story and I'm glad i heard it 💛
Incredible
I remember a comedian’s bit about having a million dollars:
You build an olde timey carnival display booth with a sign;
“For $.25 you can look at the million. For $1 you can have your money added to the million.”
Then you wrap up the show and take all of the money home with you.
And that’s how investing works.
Jacob: "We never try replacing things with Drawfee..."
Me: *replaces therapy with Drawfee*
Laughter heals the soul 😊
I need more Sims Patch Notes Drawings. MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
Seconded
Yes please!
Them all chaotically trying to figure out Julia's drawing is the best!
If I ever decide to have children, Drawfee will DEFINITELY be a part of their education.
If it's a girl will you call her Merobiba?
@@leopoldbloom4296 Obviously. Heck, boy or girl, that child would be Merobiba.
I'm naming my second born Ogalvy, such honorable names we've picked!
@@Stemorrow I feel that if it's a boy it would only be natural to call him Eggy Boy
Punching a child: "Golly gee, I dunno..."
Julia punching a child: "Okay, I'm on board."
Julia punching child Nathan: "I am no longer wishing."
"bug reports" got me so excited to see some little critters
You should design characters based on desserts with weird names, like pandowdies, tiny raspberry fools, grunts, and eton messes!
That was brilliant! If you do another one in the future, the "Crusader Kings" series has absolutely bonkers patch notes.
Some of my all time favorite patch notes come from Mask of the Rose, which is a game in the universe of Fallen London and most of the patch notes are written in the same dark comedy style as the game. Here are some highlights-
- Taught Griz not to narrate her own actions in the third person, as it puts people off.
- Revoked David's precognition so that he can no longer refer to his own death before it happens.
- Prevented Reginald from teleporting into the player's bedchamber during a personal conversation with Moss.
Does... does Nathan know what woohooing means in the Sims? Joking about child sims woohooing in the sarcophagus and I'm just like, oh no, honey, no...
Idk what it is but Nathan’s humor is really killing it this ep, had me rolling
Them bringing up Telephone and then Britney Spears is so funny, because Telephone was initially offered to Britney Spears who turned it down 🤣
i’m using “your textures are looking crisp today” as my new pickup line
"You you can't be be no no"
"Nope. I'm Merobiba"
"become enemies with child" could also have been an enemies-to-lovers pregnancy fic and i am just a little sad that isn't the direction karina took
love the immediate chaotic energy that followed karina’s every time we kiss joke
I love Sims patch notes so much, if you don’t understand or know the Sims you'd be so confused reading them 😆
The one thing that dates this episode so much is that it was clearly shot before the phenomenon of Merobiba, the greatest joke of 2023.
Julia has never been more powerful than when she’s been punching a child
LMFAO NATHAN
You could make an entire episode of this with just the Sims patch notes
Honestly, a whole multipart series!
Nathan's laugh will always cure me from any bad days I've had before